Haven't storytimed something in aaaaages.Anyway, let's read a Superman Elseworld.
>>102255994>Immune to disease>Still worried about germs.
>>102255978This is great
Holy fuck I never knew how badly I wanted this
>>102256009He doesn't know he has superpowers?
>>102256100So it's an Unbreakable thing where he doesn't realize he's never been sick? Alright.
>>102255963>A white man>Basket superstarYeah, he is an alien.
>>102256152Well, people have never seen IRL aliens or superheroes before, why would he assume he's an alien or has comic book powers just because he's never been sick?
>>102256160This isn't too far removed from the days of Jordan vs. Bird
This is my favorite part of the book
>>102256568>Headlines: Look, up in the sky, it's Suderman's Penis
>>102255826Why are elseworlds so fucking edgy?
>>102256671Becuase it gives them a chance to break the toys without worrying about who's playing with them next.
>>102256671>edgyMuch like "fun", that word has lost all meaning by now.
>>102256688SUPERMAN WAS KILLED ON HIS WAY BACK TO HIS HOME PLANET
The end, thanks for reading along.
>>102256671Maybe those Tiny Titans storytimes would be more up your speed?
>>102256706Wait, this is cute and all but how evenWere the Kents okay with this
>>102256706>clark kent>takes up supermans cape and look later on, revealing to everyone hes still dale???????????
>>102256671>a tragic death is "edgy"
>>102256822I imagine he'd still keep the Clark Kent and Superman/Suderman personas seperate, just like in the main DCU.
>>102256822It's the old glasses joke, no one will think Clark is Dale.
>>102256009He doesn't know he has superpowers retard. He repressed his memory because the use of his powers killed his mother.
>>102256081Well this guy obviously doesn't watch sports, the owners get a vote on expansionWould have been even more fucked for Superman to pull out the "the owners have agreed to have an emergency meeting to decide" and a have them all vote yes besides Lex, it's just 2 panels longer if you do it right too.
>>102256387Wouldn't it be funny if he showed Dale the ship with the kryptonite and then shot him?
>>102256376>You should have deletd this Superman
>>102257368Not this time Luthor
>>102256535I really should have fucking seen this coming
>>102256723Thanks for sharing OP
>>102256586OH I GET IT.
>>102256165the messenger's face.lol. :~
>>102256586Marcus Clark, I don't get it. explain.
>>102258630oh, just taking clark from marcus and kent from the kents. ic.