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Haven't storytimed something in aaaaages.
Anyway, let's read a Superman Elseworld.
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neat
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>>102255994
>Immune to disease
>Still worried about germs.
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>>102255978
This is great
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Holy fuck I never knew how badly I wanted this
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>>102256009
He doesn't know he has superpowers?
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>>102256100
So it's an Unbreakable thing where he doesn't realize he's never been sick? Alright.
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>>102255963
>A white man
>Basket superstar
Yeah, he is an alien.
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>>102256152
Well, people have never seen IRL aliens or superheroes before, why would he assume he's an alien or has comic book powers just because he's never been sick?
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>>102256160
This isn't too far removed from the days of Jordan vs. Bird
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>>102255826
oh shi
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This is my favorite part of the book
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>>102256568
>Headlines: Look, up in the sky, it's Suderman's Penis
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>>102255826
Why are elseworlds so fucking edgy?
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>>102256671
Becuase it gives them a chance to break the toys without worrying about who's playing with them next.
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>>102256671
>edgy
Much like "fun", that word has lost all meaning by now.
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>>102256688
SUPERMAN WAS KILLED ON HIS WAY BACK TO HIS HOME PLANET
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The end, thanks for reading along.
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>>102256671
Maybe those Tiny Titans storytimes would be more up your speed?
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>>102256706
Wait, this is cute and all but how even

Were the Kents okay with this
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>>102256706
>clark kent
>takes up supermans cape and look later on, revealing to everyone hes still dale
???????????
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>>102256671
>a tragic death is "edgy"
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>>102256822
I imagine he'd still keep the Clark Kent and Superman/Suderman personas seperate, just like in the main DCU.
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>>102256822
It's the old glasses joke, no one will think Clark is Dale.
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>>102256009
He doesn't know he has superpowers retard. He repressed his memory because the use of his powers killed his mother.
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>>102256081
Well this guy obviously doesn't watch sports, the owners get a vote on expansion
Would have been even more fucked for Superman to pull out the "the owners have agreed to have an emergency meeting to decide" and a have them all vote yes besides Lex, it's just 2 panels longer if you do it right too.
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Wouldn't it be funny if he showed Dale the ship with the kryptonite and then shot him?
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>>102256376
>You should have deletd this Superman
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>>102257368

Not this time Luthor
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>>102256535
I really should have fucking seen this coming
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>>102256723
Thanks for sharing OP
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>>102256586
OH I GET IT.
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>>102256165
the messenger's face.
lol. :~
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>>102256586
Marcus Clark, I don't get it. explain.
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>>102258630
oh, just taking clark from marcus and kent from the kents. ic.




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