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How often did they fuck?
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>>104015096
They were shown getting down to it alot in the comics.

Like when MJ was photographing herself and Pete sneaks in by crawling along the wall before pulling her up to the ceiling.

Or the web bondage moment when he has her all tied up.
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>>104015096
>Peter canonically have fucked MJ & Black Cat
>never Gwen Stacy
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>>104015155
Well he fucked her life at least
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>>104015096
Goddamn, i miss those poofy hairs.
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>>104015158
>her dad dies
>she dies
>Slott pisses on her grave 40 years later

Being Gwen Stacy is suffering.
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>>104015096
Is this canon?
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>>104015202
In 90s it was.
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>>104015096
enough to delay getting spider powers during spider island.
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>>104015231
And enough for Mary Jane to get cancer from radioactive Spider-semen in Spider-Man: Reign.
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>>104015096
They fuck whenever MJ isn't fucking other guys.

So, maybe 3 times per month.
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>>104015302
>They fuck whenever MJ isn't fucking other guys
Rude.
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>>104015216
But you can almost see her naked!
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>>104015273
not main universe, guy.

>>104015394
In the 90s you could.
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>>104015302
>They fuck whenever MJ isn't fucking other guys.
No anon, MJ isn't a whore and Peter isn't a cuck. That's your mom and dad you're thinking about.
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>>104015688
Kek
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>>104015273
Is he strong? Listen, chum.
He's got radioactive cum!
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>>104015132
Weird how Peter has devolved from alpha chad to spineless cuck.
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>>104016026
It's called Yamcha Syndrome, and unfortunately there is no cure.
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>>104015096
>only two potential daughters
MJ's a buttslut
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>>104015194
Straczynski and Quesada dug up her corpse and raped it. Slott sucks ass, but had nothing to do with it.
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>>104016026
>>104016137
Peter Parker has canonically had more lovers than Tony Stark. Being an absolute Chad doesn't detract from the fact that Peter Parker is, at his heart, a self-sabotaging failure. It's his whole appeal.
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>>104016270
No, you are the cancer on the level of the hack writers at marvel.

There's a difference between guy going through relatable down-to-earth problems he has to balance alongside his superheroism, and "self-sabotaging failure",
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>>104016185
She's got an IUD, my dude.
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>>104016270
>Peter Parker has canonically had more lovers than Tony Stark.
Nope.
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>>104015096

Enough to kill her due to radioactive spider semen.
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>>104015394
It was different time.
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>>104016743
>Wolverine
Jesus Christ
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>>104016743
Wait? She-hulk and Hulk? what kind of greenneck is this?
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>>104015194
>Get revived later on and even receive one of the best looking costume designs
>The only catch is that your love interest is some 15 year old kid while you're still on college
>It's not even Peter
They really hate her for some reason
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>>104016400
Nah fuck you, he has consistently fucked up countless social, work and superheroic situations by being an impulsive tactless cunt, since before the Romita / Lee days
If that doesnt count as self sabotage, I dunno what it is
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>>104016743
>mary jane fucked most of peter's friends
Shit,she really is a slut
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How often do you think these two fuck?
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>>104016743
this graphic is potentially interesting, but not very readable. Source?
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>>104015096
A lot. And they were super kinky too, using Peter's photography and his powers. Remember when Aunt May found... those photos? And in RYV they actually have a code word for Peter to come home immediately so they can have sex.
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Back when women were drawn as women. Not whatever the hell they're drawn like now.
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>>104017429
...Right Click, Open in New Tab. Christ, /co/ really is the dumbest board. I wasn't expecting much from /co/,blr, but Jesus...
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>>104016743
A
FUCKING
HAIRY
MANLET
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>>104016743
>counts people that have "expressed interest or lust" as lovers
>counts people kissing as lovers
Wew
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>>104018362
Even if you disregard them, Stark has canonically fucked/dated (so probably fucked) 33 women, and Parker has fucked/dated 9. You didn't think that post through, did you?
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>>104018481
I'm not arguing for Parker or against Stark. I'm calling the list useless as a curiosity.
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>>104018531
Literally how? Because it has /more/ information?
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>>104016743
>Northstar included on the Herc line
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>>104018677
Because the debate/question was about lovers, and it includes people who the character had a single date with, or were objects of lust for. Even if you label someone you've had an intense kiss with as a "lover" which is stretching it, a single date or one sided crush does not turn someone into your lover.
It confuses the conversation.
If there were notations on which each individual "lover" qualified for what, instead of just a scoring system, then it'd be useful. But giving me a total number of trees in the USA when the debate is how many Redwoods are left, isn't helpful. At best, this infographic gives you a listing of all possible "lovers" that then requires an hour per character for the higher scoring ones, to figure out what the relationship actually was.
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>>104018864
Well, I'm a retard. I just realized the coloring is used to distinguish between the three "categories." I still find it muddied and unhelpful, but there was a system in play.
Sorry for being an idiot, anon.
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>>104018864
>autism: the post
The debate was about who fucked more women. Even if you're a casual, you know which women from each character's list they fucked. Here, I'll help you. Stark has canonically fucked:
>Potts
>Widow
>Shulkie
>Frost
>Wasp
>Masque
>Rumiko
>Beth
>Maria Hill
>Joanna
I'll stop here since even if Parker fucked all the women in his list, he's still at 9, and Stark's at 10, only due to the women I named. He wins by 1! Happy now? Or are there more goalposts for you to move?
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>>104018919
...Really? It too you that long to notice that the colors signified something? No, anon, apology not accepted. /co/mblr's already shit without you people being braindead fucks. Go back to plebbit.
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>>104018963
Love you too, anon.
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>>104016942
Healing factor. It never goes down and he doesn't get STDs.
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>>104015688
Savage
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>>104015155
are you sure about that?
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>>104019200
Loeb fap-fiction. Sins Past made it explicit, they never had sex at all. He actually cried at the idea of her losing her virginity to Norman.
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>>104016743
>expressed lust
>Safe Armor
A MOTHERFUCKING SAFE ARMOR
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>>104018327
Alright, cocksucker. Relax. The guy didn't know. /co/ has a higher concentration of people over thirty who might not know everything about working a computer.
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How early would you need to get up before work that you could have sex and you wouldn't have to worry about being late. I get up basically in the minimum of time I need to get up and leave home.
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>>104016743
>Hercules and Daredevil are only ones who are carried entirely by people they actually fucked
>Daredevil is second only to an actual god (I believe Herc is in Marvel universe)
How can other mortals compete?
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>>104017047
It's normally the 'responsibility' part of him that he has to take ownership of his problems.
Y'know, the concept of the fucking character.
Other anon was right, you're absolutely nu-Marvel tier.
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>>104019419
>Right Click & Open in a new Tab is considered "knowing how to work a computer"
>yet that anon is knowledgeable enough to find his way in this shithole
Really, anon? And /co/mblr's filled with kalecucks, tumblrinas and literal faggots, not 30 yos.
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>>104016743
>Lin Sun
Wait, did Wolverine fuck a dude?
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>>104015302
>They fuck whenever MJ isn't fucking other guys.
I honestly think Peter fucked around on MJ more than vice versa
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>>104015132
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>>104015132
2
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>>104016743
>Namor - Aunt May
hory shet
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>>104015194
Bizarrely, the only guy who treats most women of Peter's life right is Bendis.
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>>104020442
>Get married to a girl like this.
Every guy's dream.
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>>104015096
enough to give her spider cancer
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>>104021002
MJ's a strong character
She puts up with a lot of shit (Pete's shit)
To bad strength now is only thought of as punching things
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>>104020442
>>104021002
>Current Marvelfags don't know
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>>104021091
Constantine btfo
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>>104021002
>tfw Renew Your Vows will get botched because of dad Pete likely dying
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>>104021067
imagine being so salty like quesada you need to destroy a fictional character marriage just to feel better about yourself
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>>104015096
The question "how many fetish stuff they tried out?"
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>>104019277
>Literally no one likes Sins Past. It's purposely ignored as much as it can be
>The story where they fucked isn't considered canon even though it really could

I honestly don't get it.
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>>104021084
The worst part is this isn't even some out of context cherrypicked image. She really couldn't control herself while Peter wa in London.
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>>104016743
Wtf is going on in Hawkeye's portrait
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>>104021963
>The spirits is his penis
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bah, I'm bored, I'm stopping.
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>>104015155
didn't he fuck her corpse? or was that a what-if?
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>>104015096
rarely, always up in that Black Cat puss
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>>104021904
Meanwhile Mockinbird plastered the newspaper that mocked Peter on the fridge and even laughed at him. what a bitch.
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>>104022152
The 'relationship' between Pete and mockingbird made no sense.
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>>104022152
>>104022183
That's because Slott did a terrible job writing it
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>>104022222
>Slott did a terrible job writing
*Fixed
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>>104021724
>TheDeathOfAuntMay.jpg
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>>104015096
>guy who runs the LCS makes record art with old beat up comics and cuts the panels out
>I own the Spider-Man one with the panel from this page
Does anyone know what issue it's from?
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>>104021810
This is top tier
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>>104022420
>Rogue, Laura, Hope

Pardon me?
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>>104016957
Iirc. Dont Hulk and She-Hulk get it on in the old man logan-verse and have a bunch of hillbilly kids?
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>>104021401
If that isn't some metaphor for puberty i don't know what is.
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>>104022466
I can remember Rogue giving Spidey a kiss while she had Nightcrawler's powers. Laura I think just teamed up with him. Hope on the other hand, I don't know.
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>>104022358
>well done

Come on, Pete....
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>>104017338
Most of those are when she and Peter weren't even together.
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>>104022550
That's the joke.
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>>104015132
or when Peter surprises MJ with a Chippendale act.
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>>104022504
Umar/Hulk is best Hulk pairing
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>>104018981
also high stamina.
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>>104022603
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>>104022603
Awkward. I wouldn't be embarrassed if I had his body though.
No doubts her friend fantasized abput him that night.
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>>104022652
Never too late to develop a good body to impress your lady with.
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>>104022531
Laura's gone from hating Spidey to grudgingly thinking he's okay but pretending to still be a grump about it.

Hope I think was an AvX thing. They were training partners when she was with the Avengers side of things or something like that?

Rogue's the only one of those three where there was an actual (brief) romantic interest.
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>>104022712
yeah, most of the LauraxSpidey's just fan art and fan shipping. Hope, I seriously don't remember. Even in that short crossover with the X-Men, I think Hope didn't like him.
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>>104022712
Am I retarded? I only see Rogue in the TAS section or am I just not seeing the Rogue design in the comic section?
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>>104022748
see>>104022531

She's the smurf beside /co/
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>>104016743
Wait, when did Peter ever make out with Ben Grimm and J Jonah Jameson?
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>>104022767
Oh shit. Now I see it. Thanks, anon.
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>>104022748
Nah it's an easy miss, she's the blue girl next to the big /CO/ image.

The thing with her and Pete happened at a time she was stuck looking like Nightcrawler.
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>>104020526
ME WITH THE CAMERA
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>>104017408
Kind of hate how marketing has been advertising MJ for the movies even though up till now she had very little impact on the story.
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>>104022794
Word. I also get confused as to why the Emma Stone Gwen Stacy is there. I've had this image for years and never understood why that wasn't in it's own section or whatever.
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>>104022794
>tfw no nightcrawler gf
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>>104022603
Sandy Kintzler
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>>104022782
Jonah with CPR, I remember.
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>>104015155
Alright we need a list of the women Peter has fucked. Off the top of my head I can think of:

MJ
Felicia Hardy
Cindy Moon
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>>104022859
Did he ever fuck Carlie Cooper?
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>>104022859
Pretty sure he fucked Debra Whitman too.
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>>104022903
Of course.
Reminder that Peter used to be a chad up until recently. Any woman he was at least half serious with he fucked.
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>>104022467
this thread is making me feel incredibly lonely
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>>104022903
He absolutely did.

Pretty sure he did Carol too.
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>>104022950
Don't worry. A deep and true relationship like that is extremely rare irl and pretty much only exists in fiction.

Technically, the people who are like Peter and MJ are the ones who are lonely.
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how big is a spider's penis?
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>>104022950
>Beautiful loyal partner who gets hit on everytime but gives them the finger because you're perfect for her.
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>>104022980
>people who are like Peter and MJ are the ones who are lonely
how?
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>>104022982
Doesn't matter much. He has nearly endless stamina and probably thrusts like a jackhammer.
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>>104023026
Just like my eroge protagonists
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>>104023024
Cause it's something so rare they don't have friends in similar perfect relationships to relate with. I'm not making much sense here actually.

I wish I had a gf to watch movies and cuddle with.
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>>104023055
I just had a female friend that I hold hands and watch movies with. We'll find that one woman for us one day, /co/.
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>>104023026
don't spider's just spread around DNA and then a female comes along and gets knocked up? i forget but i'm pretty sure spiders don't "fuck" like mammals
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>>104023132
i believe thy do but they have their dick in one of their legs
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>>104023132
I read it wrong, thought we were talking about Pete.
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>>104021669
I hope we get things like this back in the next few years. I miss them.
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>>104019277
>>104021741
More than a decade on it's still completely baffling that JMS and Quesada actually thought Sins Past was clever.

Plus on top of it basically pissing all over Gwen by retroactively making her an absolutely horrible person, it painted MJ in a terrible light too since she'd supposedly known all along and never said anything to Peter.
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>>104023226
>JMS and Quesada actually thought Sins Past was clever.
It was just Quesada. JMS wanted it to be Peter's kids. Quesada forced him to make it Norman's and told JMS that they'd retcon it with OMD, which never happened because Quesada is a lying fuck.
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>>104023226
Much like OMD, the worst of Sins Past was forced on JMS by editorial.
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>>104023024
They're kept apart by Satan and Joey Q
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>>104023132
>>104023175
First thing I thought of was Terry's origins for Batman Beyond/JLU episode

>Bruce was spreading his DNA all over town. Not like that, mind you.
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>>104023329
what a tiny sad man
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>>104023226
Would you want someone to tell you your first love got knocked up by your worst enemy?
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Would he?
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>>104023511
He already fucked Cindy Moon, dude.
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>>104023511
He's fucked the one on the left so much they can't be in the same room together, Jessica I doubt but she's already been with at least 3 of the avengers so she could just complete the full set, and Spider-Gwen is too young.
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>>104022859

Which issue did he fuck Cindy Moon? I keep remembering Ock's waifu kept stopping them from getting it on.
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>>104023565
>and Spider-Gwen is too young
Shame, because I'm sure Pete would like to fuck at least A Gwen Stacy
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>>104023511
> we will never get a Jessica/Pete/Carol threesome.
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>>104023628
undoubtedly consenting clones.
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>>104023662
Why is Kaine so based?
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>>104023696
Because he's a spider-man that doesn't about breaking a few rules, which is the spider-man was all deserve but will never get.

Also writers don't really seem to know what to do with him. First he comes back and has a well done if not well selling comic series. Then he joins an equally unsuccessful team book. Then he dies. Then he comes back and isn't the Other any more. Then he starts rotting from clone degeneration, and now he's ???? in Spider-Geddon.
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>>104023753
Isn't just relegated to comics. The animated USM didn't know what to make of him either and basing on the comments, the kids think of him as a low-key Shadow the Hedgehog. Only made even more confusing when he says his name is Ben.
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>>104023819
Well he sort of was in the 90s
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>>104021553
>>104023329
I hate to be that guy, but the MJ marriage going up in smoke wasn't some grand conspiracy concocted solely by Quesada. Truth is that Marvel editorial has hated the marriage pretty much since its inception. There had been several attempts before to get rid of it or otherwise marginalize MJ's prominence in the Spider-Man franchise (Clone Saga was originally going to end with divorce, she was originally going to die in a plane-crash during the Bryne/Mackie run, and when that didn't work they had her move to LA for an extended period before JMS brought her back during his run). Even plenty of writers either hated the marriage or otherwise were nonplussed about removing it (even JMS didn't really care too much about retconning it away, he only wanted his name removed from the final product because Quesada rejected his original pitch of using it to retcon basically everything after the start of the Conway era). The only difference is that Quesada's the only one who stuck to his guns and refused to bow to reader pressure to bring the marriage back.

The Marvel higher-ups don't seem to have any issue with the pairing in general, they just don't like the marriage. Spencer went in to his pitch for Amazing Spider-Man expecting huge pushback for his idea of putting Peter an MJ in a relationship again, only to realize they really didn't care too much. Apparently the anti-MJ sentiment for the past 8 years was more-or-less solely from Dan Slott's autism.
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>>104024676
It's really just lazy writers who for whatever reason think that new sexy relationships are the only way to make interesting stories. As someone that loves the Black Cat/Peter pairing I still think Peter has been at his best when in long term relationships with one character, and seriously the best Spider-man long term has been MJ.
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>>104024676
>>104024803
So what does the opposition of Pete being in a (relatively) stable relationship actually stem from? Do they think kids and teens won't be interested in a hero who's married to someone who isn't out to screw with him?
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>>104023753
He's apparently showing up in the post-Spidergeddon Spectacular run.
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>>104024676
Think of all the fascinating stories that the marriage has stopped like...
Umm...
Psylocke sleeping with Peter or... umm... Writer Unimportant OC sleeping with Peter!
Why, if Pete and MJ were married, she might have become suspicious of Peter's overnight change in behaviour, speech patterns, sense of humour, and morality, thus causing SpOck to end early!
Oh all the great stories that the marriage hinders!
I kid, of course. Slott would have had MJ be as clueless as the rest of them
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>>104023616
Oh you sweet summer child.
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>>104024880
It's a long term thing somewhat common thought in media and not just Spider-Man, that long term relationships or marriages either 'age' a character making them less relatable to younger audiences, or tie them down and limit the kind of stories that can be told about them.

Both are really stupid ideas that persist for unknown reasons! Somehow professional story tellers don't know of the countless dramas and conflicts that happen even in stable relationships? Or that plenty of people look up to and/or idolize people older than them without issue?
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>>104024926
People forget none of Peter's friends barring MJ showed up in superior.

The FF, Matt, his brother were all never in the same place as him for most if not all the run.
The avengers saw him once, but they aren't really close. Logan is the only weird once since they actually are close.
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>>104025038
That and there's the perception that unstable relationships are more interesting than happy love lives. It's why relationships in comics rarely work out in the long-term, and when they do they're often fraught with drama such as potential adultery (i.e. the Reed/Sue relationship, the Jean/Scott relationship, and to a lesser extent the Lois/Clark relationship). At least Pete hasn't had it as bad as Matt Murdock, who's personal life is wrecked so often that it's literally become a meme.
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>>104023616
Amazing Spider-man #4+ in 2014. His original sin tie in
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>>104015302
MJ isn't allowed to have other boyfriends whenever her and Peter aren't together?
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>>104025206
It used to be frowned upon in a marriage.
Different times.
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>>104025144
I really never liked that whole Cyclops/Jean Grey/Maddie thing. Scott acting like a complete and utter selfish scumbag to his wife and baby son left a bit of a sour taste in my mouth, honestly.
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>>104022712
>>104022746
Hope wasn't romantic. Peter mentored her in avx (because he's one of like, three avengers that's actually worth a damn as a mentor and one of them was acting like a giant dick) and taught her great power=great responsibility
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>>104024676
>Apparently the anti-MJ sentiment for the past 8 years was more-or-less solely from Dan Slott's autism.
I will never understand Dan Slott having MJ say she loves him in Spider-Island, but then he goes on a hate tirade against MJ
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>>104025424
Scott did nothing wrong. Someone he loved who died had come back to life, he had a right to see her. Madelyne's "If you leave, we'll be gone" ultimatum was out of line.
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>>104025424
Chris Claremont made some interesting comments about that whole shitshow.

>”Scott was going to move on. Jean was dead get on with your life. And it was close to a happy ending. They lived happily ever after, and it was to create the impression that maybe if you came back in ten years, other X-Men would have grown up and out, too. Would Kitty stay with the team forever? Would Nightcrawler? Would any of them? Because that way we could evolve them into new directions, we could bring in new characters. There would be an ongoing sense of renewal, and growth and change in a positive sense. Then, unfortunately, Jean was resurrected, Scott dumps his wife and kid and goes back to the old girlfriend. So it not only destroys Scott's character as a hero and as a decent human being it creates an untenable structural situation: what do we do with Madelyne and the kid? ... So ultimately the resolution was: turn her into the Goblin Queen and kill her off.”
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>>104025523

X-Factor #1 had Scott being an ass towards Maddie the whole issue, there was already tension in the relationship before Scott decides to go running off without even telling Maddie what was up (she didn't know Jean was back, like that would've helped)

Scott lost Jean. Scott moved on and married Maddie. They had a kid together. And the second Scott finds out his high school crush is back he abandons his wife and child.

Sorry mate, you're simply objectively wrong, Scott was a first class asshole to the point the writers hadda throw both temporary insanity and Maddie-as-Sinister-clone at the situation to redeem Scott.
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>>104025523
But Maddie made sense. She was always compared to Jean. She was rightfully thinking she was second choice. Her insecurities getting the better of her makes sense and as a husband you do what you can to reassure your wife you are with her forever. Seriously Scott was a dick but I dont mind. I like my heroes a little flawed. I wish writers would show how haunted he was at his descision.

Ever since they revealed Maddie was a clone Cyke stopped caring he left his wife which is what contributes to his assholishness.
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>>104025751
Maddy's still being unreasonable there.
>Hurr if you go see your friend it's over
What a miserable, controlling, insecure person..
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>>104025523
I dont understand why Scott couldn't take his wife and kids with him. Imagine how hilarious Maddie and Jean wouldve been. Jean would attack Maddie thinking its the pheonix trying to replace her.
Or Scott accidentally kisses Jean thinking its his wife and Jean lets his happen because she misses him. Creating sexual tension love triangle between the three of them.
Or Jean has better time handling Baby Christopher, which makes Maddie jealous as fuck.
Seriously the possibilities were endless there. Shooter really fucked that up and Claremont acted too much like a baby to maturely damage control the entire thing.
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>Tfw you had a gf that was as based as MJ, but she slowly changed for retarded reasons
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>>104025751
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>>104024608
Please let him never grown that super long hair and beard ever again. He looked like a hobo every time he appeared
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>>104025932
>It's not me it's her
Sure buddy
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>>104025144
It's mostly because they don't know how to write stable relationships. Have you noticed how when couples break the will they won't they trope and get together or stay married writers have no idea what to do with them? They only think drama is how you do shit so either u make it a toxic relationship where you question why are they even together or you just end your series because marriage is the "happily ever after". Which honestly baffles me sometimes. These writers themselves are married. You are telling me that your own marriages are that fucking boring to take inspiration from?
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>>104025968
Anon, she kept pushing me to have a kid with her despite me JUST starting my career. Also, her job paid peanuts.
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>>104026007
Sounds like MJ desu. Some folks would take the risk because "love" but you weren't in the right place to be ready for that. Understandable. Doesnt make her a retard. Your goals in life didnt align. Happens a lot. Im sure you will find that special someone anon.
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>>104026070
Eh, fuck relationships. Too painful.
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>>104026007
Part of me would've just given her a baby as wish fullfillment of having a happy family

Part of me would've also looked back at old friends who are trying to make ends meet while raising a 3 year old girl on a pittance of a salary.
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How many times per week does Laura get laid?

How many times a week would she like?

Compare this to other X-Girls; The Cuckoos, Surge, Jubilee, Shark Girl.
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>>104022912
Thats one I'm not sure because they kept dealing with the will they won't they till Deb broke down, he did fuck that Marcy Kaine chick and its implied he fucked some of his neighbors in Marvel Team up (thanks Claremont). I always wanted them to try something with him and Jean Dewolfe but we all know why that can't happen. He did fuck Gwen it was implied a few times during the original run but couldn't be stated because of the comics code
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>>104022746
>whydontpeoplelikeus.jpg
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>>104026205
Laura's an over-serious work-a-holic who'd use it as a stress relieving outlet. So it would be infrequently, and not as much as she'd like. I'm also not sure how chill she would be with the idea of having getting down to things while Gabby's in the next room.

Cuckoos probably less than you'd think. Too controlling and logical about it, they're all show. Except Irma since she's a big softie. Which would probably annoy Celeste.

Jubes any time she gets the opportunity, being an X-Men member and a single mom is tough.

Surge needs, the uh, discharge.
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>>104026770
A impressionable younger sister with enhanced senses in the next room, what is a horny young woman to do with a literal shirtless angel in the same room
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>>104026833
No wonder Gabby's gay, really.
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>>104022358
>>104022382
I don't know what it is but this is certainly one of my favorite spidey moments, it's just two people having a blast with each other, peter showing his obnoxious humor and MJ loving it. Is it to much to ask we get cute moments like this in between web swinging action?
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>>104026770
>Cuckoos probably less than you'd think. Too controlling and logical about it

This is how you know they're extremely repressed submissives. As telepaths, they're always in the know and in control, and crave someone that could tame them.
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>>104026892
The sound of meat slapping together in the next room
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>>104026941
Imagine the smell...
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>>104026951
Warren's funky wings and Laura's funky suit. would smell like an ostrich, gym clothes, and sex.
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>>104020200
30 year olds had the internet in high school, dumbass.
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>>104026892
Bet she masturbates listening to them go at it.
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>>104027048
She comes up with reasons to barge in the room.

"Hey Laura have you seen Jonathawwwoooaahhh that is a huge"
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>>104026941
>>104026989
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>>104015688
Well yeah MJ isn't a whore she slept with that rich guy for free behind Peter's back.
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>>104027186
"Jonathan, is 2 hours long enough before I tell them to be quiet in there?"
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>>104027238
I would love to see Kendall Jenner cosplay as Laura. Especially slutty goth Laura.
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>>104018327
>he doesn't know about the middle click
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>>104022032
thanks fren
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>>104023132
No, what spiders do IIRC is produce a sperm packet that they deposit directly into the female. And then maybe get eaten.
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>>104015164
I don't, it makes her look like my mother. Short ponytails are the best.
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Peter and MJ probably had the best married sex in the Marvel universe. Well them and Sue and Reed ofc.
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>>104021084

what issue?
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>>104027683
Before she left him in Civil War, Sue made sure Reed had a night of loving sex to tide him over. She knows what he needs.
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>>104027772
ok I need issue number now.
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>>104016743
>Emma is the least slutty

APOLOGIZE
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>>104027823
Civil War 2? Maybe 3.
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>>104025038
No, I think your point is valid. Spider Man can't responsibly have a family. Superheroes in the Marvel universe have their secret identities revealed constantly, sometimes even by choice. If Peter Parker had a child, the responsible thing to do would be giving it up for adoption.
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>>104022063
Were you seriously under the impression canonical Spider-Man fucked the corpse of his high-school sweetheart?
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>>104028129
>>104022063
I think he's thinking of the Spider-Man what-if where during The Other he winds up fusing with the symbiote, trying to capture MJ to do the same to her, and when that fails, digging up the corpse of Gwen to do it to her.
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God she was such a cunt. She felt "betrayed", but neither of them bring up her goblin babies. She loved him, but neither of them mention her giving her cherry to his worst enemy. Yet she feels so entitled to him.
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>>104026205
What is best husbando for Laura?

Guy who is older, bigger and stronger.

Someone her own age.
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>>104028449
Older and bigger. Better for her daddy issues.
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>>104028061
Then she fucked Namor
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>>104028555
Did she actually have an affair with Namor or was he just mad cracking on to her like he normally does?
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>>104028709
Mad cracking on her as usual. Although Millar thinks she probably gave him a sad hand job to join in the war. Since nothing is canon until explicitly stated she hasn't cheated on Reed just yet.
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>>104028733
>Millar thinks she probably gave him a sad hand job
Man, I misread "polished his scepter" or whatever Millar said as fucking Namor then.
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>>104028420
Marvel has a strange behaviour toward Sins Past. All understand that is a shit story and never reference, but nobody does a retcon.
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>>104028733
Millar comes off like he has issues tbqh senpai
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>>104028799
It's a weird matter of pride. When JMS's original pitch for OMD fell through, his final request was to at least be allowed to use it to retcon Sins Past out of continuity. Editorial not only said no, but one of the first stories out of Brand New Day (after Quesada pointed out that the aftermath of OMD left literally decades of continuity in question and that anything could be canon or not canon anymore) featured Gwen's son in it, thus proving that Sins Past was still canon.
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>>104028833
>his final request was to at least be allowed to use it to retcon Sins Past out of continuity. Editorial not only said no,
I thought Quesada said it was going to be retconned, but that was a lie and he was never going to retcon it?
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>>104028833
>Editorial not only said no, but one of the first stories out of Brand New Day (after Quesada pointed out that the aftermath of OMD left literally decades of continuity in question and that anything could be canon or not canon anymore) featured Gwen's son in it, thus proving that Sins Past was still canon

God, Quesada is such a smug asshole.
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>>104028840

No.

For context, as another anon in this thread has stated. JMS' original pitch for OMD was that he didn't just want to undo the MJ wedding, he wanted to undo pretty much everything past 1971

>When I was halfway through issue three of OMD, we received Joe's script for issue 4. After reading it, we (Axel, Tom and myself) all quickly realized that we had a problem -- the script we had just received was not the one we were expecting, and the events that were being set forth in that issue were going to conflict with the work that was already being done on "Brand New Day." I thought that perhaps Joe had forgotten some of the stuff discussed at the summit meetings and the subsequent e-mails and discussions that followed, but that didn't seem to be the case; this was the story he wanted to tell. In his story, Mephisto was going to change continuity from as far back as issues #96-98 from 1971. In Joe's story, Peter drops the dime on Harry, and that helps get him into rehab right away. Consequently, MJ stays with Harry, and Gwen never dies and never has her affair with Norman, etc., etc. And in the end, Peter and MJ are never married.

Editorial said no to this, partly because it would mess up their plans for BND, and partly because it would have a catastrophic effect on the past 30+ years of Spider-Man canon, so JMS went along with Quesada's plan for it instead (With JMS wanting to have his name removed from the later issues because he took issue with Quesada's "It's magic, we don't have to explain it" excuse for Mephisto's deal).

JMS tried to use this opportunity to retcon Sin's Past away, which he assumed he'd be allowed to do, but editorial told him no.
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>>104015096
Not nearly enough.
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>>104028910
>it would have a catastrophic effect on the past 30+ years of Spider-Man canon
Oh yeah, and BND didn't have that effect. Jesus Christ, what a shitshow.
>tfw too tired to even be angry anymore
All I want is Peter's character and his comics to be as good as they were around 2004 ;_;
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>>104016743
Captain Marvel and Spider-Woman have no self-respect for themselves, do they? Fuck, they'd better off as a lesbian couple.
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>>104021813
>>104021084
It actually is a cherrypicked out of context image. She kind of thought maybe she wanted this guy because Pete had been fucking off to BFE repeatedly for extended periods of time, and the only thing that happened was a kiss that the guy initiated. She came to her senses fairly soon after and baited the guy into coming to her's and Pete's apartment only to reveal some kind of huge makeshift shrine to Pete.
>>104015302
is probably the same guy who always posts about how MJ is a "roastie" unironically.
Random aside but Sal Buscema's art is underrated. Loved his work with Spidey and especially his MJ.
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>>104021382
John-Brady Constantine always gets what he wants in the end.
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>>104016743
This graph is bullshit. Most of these pairings never happened.

>MJ with Johnny Storm, Steve Rogers and Tony Stark

That literally never happened.

>Peter Parker with Sue Storm

Except in an AU sadly for that one.
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>>104017429
>>104019419
>>104020200
>>104027006
All you need to do is middle click on the image name, you dont even need to right click and hit "open in new tab".
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>>104016743
>no one pasy attention to married slur, Invisble Woman
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>>104015394
I confirm it's real. It's from Maximum Carnage.
Had the paper version in my FREAKING ELEMENTARY SCHOOL DAYCARE comic stash.
Like WTF!
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>>104021084
Is that Mysterio or Hobgoblin (Kingsley)?
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>>104029624
>>MJ with Johnny Storm, Steve Rogers and Tony Stark
>That literally never happened.
In Bendis Iron Man Tony did "express lust".
>>Peter Parker with Sue Storm
>Except in an AU sadly for that one.
In the F4/SM crossover Mini with Kristoff as an enemy he kissed her to break Reed's Mindcontrol.
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Look at the colors and classifications.
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>>104030059
>Maximum Carnage
>a story about psychopaths killing people
>s'okay; it's a good book for a daycare
>semi-naked woman apears and implies she's gonna fuck her husband
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Jesus.
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How often did they fuck?
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>>104026337
>he did fuck that Marcy Kaine
Really? When? That's amazing

>its implied he fucked some of his neighbors in Marvel Team up (thanks Claremont).
Based. That's the one Spider book I have trouble reading since it's prrtty bad overall. That and mcfarlane's no adjective spidey

I'm not sure since it's been years since I read it but I do think he went to Deb's apartment on one of their very few successful dates
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>>104030206
Its a few issues before he drops outta grad school, he went over to study and she had a fancy table setting and stuff before closing the door to end the comic. Team Up gets pretty bad though their are a bunch of bright spots throughout (100 being notable for Frank Miller doing the art work) though I wouldn't bother with it unless you're trying to get through all of spideys comics like I am currently, I've read both amazing and spectaular just until he comes back from secret wars and I'm finishing team up so I can read web of as soon as I get to it. Though it is funny seeing Claremont have pete take Gloria Grant out on a date, something I don't think he ever did in any other comic. And the only reason I don't think he and Deb did the deed is because they kept dealing with peters habitual bad timing and by the time pete got his head out of his butt to hang with this sweet girl she went and got herself someone to make him jealous so I don't think it went anywhere besides dating
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>>104022806
Well her actor is really famous I hear
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>>104025987
I really liked how HTTYD2 did it, they just show the characters in a relationship being very close and loving without making it lovey-dovey or having to insert constant relationship drama to detract from the dragon killing. Man that was a fucking good movie.
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>This hasn't happened yet despite the potential
It hurts ;_;
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>>104030440
Yeah I'm doing a "reading spider book ever" journey too but I'm currently on a long break from it and my fantastic four journey too. I liked Deb cause I like shy girls, she was wasted potential to me cause writers forced the "bad timing" thing too hard and made Peter be too much of a dick sometimes.

Stopped in the mid 90s with the "Invasion of the spider slayers" arc on asm, being near Harry's death on spectacular and some dumb Venom&Ghost Rider story on web.
Barely read mcfarlane's book since it's pretty boring and mtu I read up until that time traveling witch hunt story with the Vision.
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>>104019634
Stay mad.
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>>104030206
>>104030440
You know Slott grew up reading marvel team up. It's the only spidey run he grew up on. Explains his entire run when you think about it. It seriously felt like a marvel team up book at times.
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>>104028061
She doesnt deserve Reed
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>>104031227
>Smartest guy
>Is recognized and kind of respected by cosmic beings near the top of the universal chain
>Fucks better than anyone else
>His kid WILL beat your kid
>Top tier loving faithful wife
>His closest friend is based too

Is he the biggest chad of all time?
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>>104031349
>Has canon autism
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>>104016137
Yamcha has never fucked. Even in Dragonball he sucked ass.
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>>104029549
This. Either that or it's K-Box.
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>>104031379
The whole reason Bulma and him broke up was because after getting over his girl phobia from early DB he was fucking too many bitches.
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>>104031349
>>Fucks better than anyone else
How often does Sue ask for the Hentai special? Reed could potentially make anyone's tentacle fetish a reality, and if their sex life was anything like Pete's and Mary-Jane's, they'd have tried everything short of swinging because of their monogamy.

Though I have often fantasized about an MJ and Felicia threesome...
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>>104031441
Still can't turn into a bicycle...
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>>104015096

m-mommy....
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I really don't get why Marvel thinks having a wife made Pete "unrelatable" or some shit. As a kid I dreamed of having a relationship like that. I still do
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>>104030137
>>semi-naked woman apears and implies she's gonna fuck her husband
They're married. It's okay!
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>>104031106
I will never not be mad at what the spidergwen writers did to her peter. I get that no writer today reads comics from last century but you could've done more than turn him into a school shooter
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>>104031631
Even with the age difference, I'm surprised they didn't fuck like rabbits.
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>>104031144
MTU gets some good moments but on the whole it was advertising for less popular characters. Hilariously enough the story line from Iron Fist season 2 was actually done in Marvel team up. The Claremont run had some cool stuff and 100 is legitimately good but I'm only doing it for completionists reasons. I have the first issue of mcfarlands spoder-man but you could tell early on it was mostly a vanity project than anything though some of the trades are alright

>>104031441
I swear to god if I ever get a chance to write one of these books I want to do a scene where Sue is in the bath and Is sitting in Reed whose pooled around her it makes no sense but could unlock some weird stuff for the next generation
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>>104031676
Most of her run is trying to put peter in the past and trying to get harry to let go of his memory. I'm not sure if we've seen uncle Ben or aunt may in her books but they fucked up it seems
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>>104031603
Comicbook writers are fucking stupid.

They let Kevin Smith come in and retcon Black Cat's origins for why she took up the costumed life was because she was raped by her boyfriend in college, just because he refused to write a comic for them unless he could do a rape storyline.
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>>104031394
Bullshit. Yamcha would probably just try to flirt at strip clubs just to get put down by literally every worker there, until Bulma found out. Yamcha fucking sucks.
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>>104018919
It's still shit, he definitely never fucked Betty Brant. The only ones on that list MJ probably fucked are Spidey and Pedro. Also doesn't even include the clone of Spider-Man which she definitely banged.
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>>104031718
Honestly, I don't get half the hate spider-gwen hates. I always loved how her grief was handled throughout the run. I personally think it was well written, especially by Marvel's standards today. Ben and May are alive in the run and even they doubted she was peter's killer

Pic related gave me goosebumps when I first read it. The whole issue was a really good resolution
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>>104032073
Spider-Gwen's existence is even more pointless than that of Miles.
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>>104032108
But that's because of editorial trying to make him relevant just because he's a mulatto
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>>104032073
It's partially brand fatigue even not counting her popping up in "to many spiders" the event she was the 6th spider person to get an ongoing at one time (peter miles Otto kaine and Jessica) partially being annoyed that a great costume design was being wasted on an si character and mostly it feels like she's cheapening gwens importance in peters life which to an old fag like me is annoying as hell considering the last fifteen fucking years of writers burning Gwen for no reason
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>>104025958
That's because he was a hobo.
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>>104028449
i'm ok with angel being his fuck buddy but i wish she was paired with someone more interesting
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>>104031106
I feel the same anon, there is so much potential for this concept. I’ve wanted it ever since I saw the OG Spider-Gwen cover. With all the Spider AU’s maybe we’ll get it someday.

>>104031631
I agree, there’s no way Peter in any universe would go the route Earth-65 did. Complete incompetence by the writers. I was hoping that Peter would make Gwen’s suit and build her web shooters in the Spider-Gwen run and there would be a whole “will they or won’t they” with them dating. Like they secretly get real jealous of each other when one of them is dating, but they eventually fall for each other and get together
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>>104033203
I wanted them to do a peter Parker loves spider-girl esq comic that would show their courtship up until his death but I suppose they didn't want to seem like they're copying the original to much
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>>104030750
I do love the series of images where MJ gets super powers, and mostly uses them to sexually bully Parker.
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>>104023545
When
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>>104032073
her run was slow as fuck
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>>104015096
>How often did they fuck?

Oh geez. Let's see
>be a 20's something
>married to a redhead
>married to a redhead model
>married to a redhead model who wears skimpy green things that barely covers anything

Honestly I am amazed that Spidey ever got to be spider-man.
If it had been me, I would have been doing MJ until I came dust
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>>104021698
JMS may have fucked up a lot later in his run but a great part of first half of his run is some of my favorite Spidey of all time.
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>>104035317
The end of his run was defined by Civil War and OMD, both mandated by Quesada, who was a hack. It would have been a legendary run if JMS was given more free rein.
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>>104035361
Yeah, it's a shame it couldn't be all great. Then again, comic runs are so fleeting and transitory.. Sin's Past, OMD, OMIT, all that shit used to make me furious before I learned to put it behind me and contextualize it. The greatest struggles these characters have isn't in face-offs with villains - it's editorial and their extreme fear of finality and the loss of revenue.

I still adore the first parts of his run so much. Peter's characterization is wonderful and my personal ideal. I was young when I first read him getting back with MJ and it affected me. I don't get why editorial thinks young people dislike that kind of stuff. Then again, only 30+ year olds read comics much anymore, and they're probably miserable and the idea of a healthy relationship is pure myth to them.
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>>104035684
>idea of a healthy relationship is pure myth to them
as a miserable piece of shit i personally like the characters i love to have happy and fulfilling lives
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>>104035684
>Then again, only 30+ year olds read comics much anymore, and they're probably miserable and the idea of a healthy relationship is pure myth to them.

I'm 33. I grew up on the 90s cartoon and the great romance of Peter and MJ in the comics. They were married the entire time I knew them, and there was plenty of drama surrounding that which was greatly contrasted by the love that always endured, that always got them through the hardest times. Maybe that makes them boring to Marvel editorial, but it gave me hope. But something happed post-millenium. There's no great romance anymore. Love and sex are fleeting, dedication and sacrificing for your partner are "old-fashioned" ideas, and nothing can be sacred between two people.

And I dropped comics post OMD. Marvel seemed to go downhill fast after that, and I've only picked up a little here and there.
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>>104032073
Her grief and trying to get over it was the good part of her book, it just stumbled because the writer lost focus and kept wandering off to do world building of his minor AU instead of sticking to what was interesting
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>>104036302
>it just stumbled because the writer lost focus and kept wandering off to do world building of his minor AU instead of sticking to what was interesting

Yeah, worldbuilding can be great, but in Spider-Gwen's case it felt really distracting rather than adding to the story and its universe, like as if the world itself was more interesting than Spider-Gwen herself.
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>>104018312
It’s still there, depending on the comic and who runs it.
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>>104015096
If they're married they see each other naked all the time and fuck all the time, it wouldn't help wake him up just to see her bare butt.

t. married
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>>104031106
it's okay at least she ends up with another spider-man
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>>104035834
>Marvel seemed to go downhill fast after that
yup after bendis humiliated the avengers in disassembled and millar make heroes act like sociopaths in civil war OMD was the final nail in the coffin, that being said theres plenty of good material during this era
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>>104031822
He fucked Betty when she was with Ned. There was definitely implied cheating going along when Ned was being some verbally abusive ass due to hobgoblin brainwashing.
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>>104035684
You guys gonna get the JMS omnibus? I'm kinda conflicted since it ends with sins past. Then it means the second omnibus will definitely have one more day.
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>>104030129
>he kissed her to break Reed's Mindcontrol
Oh dang. Guess they should add their mothers because they touched pussy when they were being born
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>>104038529
lewd
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>>104036712
Is your wife hot enough to be a super model? And not one of those modern day sjw fat models.
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>>104038711
Why do fat SJW types lack empathy? They see a supermodel in fiction and it's all REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! OBEJCTIFICATION!!!! When someone like MJ is nearly a saint! Sue Storm is patient enough to put up with Reed's autism, raise her kids, and handle Ben and Johnny. Squirrel girl was hot once upon a time when she babysat for the Cages. Then she gets her own book and she becomes a twisted caricature. They gave Carol a demotion to Captain, and took her boobs and gave her a man face! What the hell?
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>>104038811
attractive women are the same as white straight males to SJW
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>>104021669
CUTE
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>>104021748
sauce?
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>>104038811
>Why do fat SJW types lack empathy?
in the oppression olympics, empathy isn't needed, only sympathy
Why should they, as unattractive women, have to empathize with women who have it all?
It's truly a venomous mindframe. Instead of achieving universal understanding, they seek to gain universal praise for lacking features that society normally praises.
Well, at least the loony, self-inflicted disadvantage (fat) ones.
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>>104039179
And they call men the toxic ones. When we're called on to feel empathy for anyone and anything. And have proven our empathy for over a millenium by the sweat of our brow, our camaraderie, by the great lengths we go to providing for our famalies. When brotherhood is shared between all men at one time or another, across creeds and faiths and cultures.

How far civilization has fallen when such dregs are given consideration over such "toxicity" as real men.
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>>104022032
Capt Hammer plz go and stay go
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>>104031603
Can relate. When I first picked up the comic (in 6th grade) and saw he was married my first thought was:

>"He is married to a beautiful redhead woman? How awesome!"
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>>104040615
MJ is an essential part of the spider-man ethos even the only bearable story from slott (spider-island) include her, trying to erase her just feel wrong
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Do all Marvel writers have bad marriages or divorces? I can't help but feel that they're taking out their frustrations on Spidey. Slott did a decent job on Mighty Avengers, but he kind of went Fanfiction wild on Spidey.
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>>104043311
Spidey's so popular that they can't stop pairing him with everyone. It's like your anime harem protagonist having no clear ending and once in a while has a side character FOTM. Jus tlook at Silk.
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>>104043356
His date with Carol post BND was kind of cute, I'll admit. But it wasn't worth losing the marriage. I had hope they'd bring back Ben Reilly to be the swinging single Spider. Boy was that a monkey's paw.
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>>104016942
>clone daughter is a literal whore
>son is a shirtless tattooed bisexual

Biggest degenerate in the Marvel universe.
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>>104043356
slott OCs are the worst except ana maria
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>>104028449
He'd have to be an indefatigable stud to satiate her hunger.

>>104026770
>not sure how chill she would be with the idea of having getting down to things while Gabby's in the next room

"Gabby, I'm going out to, uh, take care of things. Do your homework. No Netflix or games, okay."
"Is that the Tinder app?"
"No, it's, uh, something else. Don't stay up after ten. Remember to feed Jonathan."
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>>104043870
Cindy is good
When she's not in the hands of Slott
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>>104030892
I must be out of touch if that's true, because I never heard of her before she starred in Homecoming. I got the impression that she was someone who Disney were trying to make a star rather than someone who already was a star.
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>>104025451
Probably to fuck with her fans. He takes pleasure in pissing people off.
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>>104038520
I probably will, but I've never read Sins Past or One More Day, and I intend to keep it that way.
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>>104024908
Have you got a source? I remember reading that here before, but I'm sure that Spectacular is ending with the Spider-Gedoon tie-in.
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>>104031603
>I still do
I do too.
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>>104043828
>Is weeaboo
Logan is true anon.
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>>104015096
How often did they fuck?
How often did Peter nut in her?
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>>104015096
used to be often but shit got too wholesome
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>>104031349
>Got almost everyone turned into zombies in the Zombie's universe because somehow forgot everyone comes back after awhile
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>Got almost everyone turned into zombies in the Zombie's universe because somehow forgot everyone comes back after awhile and therefore doomed that universe's Whole population.
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>>104015096
More than you ever did
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>>104015155
Well good thing Norman fucked her.
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>>104021646
Get a real one like MJ fellas
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>>104044600
TBF that Reed lost his children a few hours before he came to that decision so it's not unreasonable to say he was emotionally compromised by that point
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>>104027020
Thank god for Cassady making Logan a manlet again in this run. Dude works way better at 5'3
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>>104016743
>no one has commented on Skip
>SKIP IS ON SPIDER-MAN'S LIST

is that even cannon? That shit was so weird
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>>104046238
It's technically not canon as it only appeared in one PSA comic and was then referenced in another. It was never in a main universe book.
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>>104046238
>>104046271
My only concern is that he's gray mother fucker should be pink teir for what he did with pete
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>>104022420
>skip
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>>104043990
Describe Laura in bed

I think she wants about 2 hours of hard and fast riding and if you cant keep up she gets mad and cuts you a ittle
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>>104046421
Anon, who the fuck can do 2 continuous hours of "hard and fast riding"? Reminder that this is not /fit/ so you can keep the dick/sex b8.
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>>104046438
superheros, one with a healing factor
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>>104046438
Describe Laura in bed
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>>104016743
>Stark banging a Cuckoo

When the fuck did that happen?
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>>104047088
One probed his mind. She saw... Things. Both disturbing and arousing.
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>>104022859
that latina who was the sister of his cop roomie
during Slott's run
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>>104015096
yes
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>>104022859
MJ
Felicia
Cindy
Michelle
possibly Betty Brant
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>>104049971
Charlie cooper and a few more I can't think of at the moment
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>>104047207
Same thing with Jeen. What does Tony Stark think about bros? My HC is that he Roleplays as Dracula when he has orgies, and all the women are his Brides.Dressed with corsets and everything.
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>>104020526
>Spider-Man will never be this much of a Chad again.
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>>104021401
>your first fap after No Nut November
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>>104016743
>tfw you realize Stark fucks so much because he has insecurity and attachment issues, when the only thing he wants is a ginger mommygf
Pretty sad lads...
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>>104043870
Anna Maria has no right to be as good as she is and yet...
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>>104028420
>"He said your name, Peter. And it all made sense."
For I second I thought she meant Norman said Peter's name during sex.
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>>104051544
He cuddles with busty redheads and suckles on their titties for comfort.
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>>104052633
Based, and literally Redpilled.
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>>104052532
That wouldn't have gotten weird for her until their third time. Then she would join him in moaning for peter while they bang.
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>>104043828
>son is a shirtless tattooed bisexual
With a mohawk, don't forget that.
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>>104015096
But once they're done he'll be sleepy.
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>>104019277
>He actually cried at the idea of her losing her virginity to Norman.
THIS WAS ACTUALLY PUBLISHED
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i refuse to let that bullshit tarnish my memories of Gwen Stacy.

but Felicia Hardy is by far the best girl between the three.
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>>104015164
Same, she looks stunning with it.
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>>104028449
>What is best husbando for Laura?

Pic related. Obviously.
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>>104053541
Daken a shit.
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>>104053115
Is it still canon? Obviously OMD didn't decanonize it but literally the gray goblin was used once after that and hasn't been seen since can there finally be one good thing to have happened because of secret wars III?





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