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Would the situation with Mala have been avoided if Clark just fucked her?
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>>104025996
Probably, considering getting her advances spurned caused her to flip her shit and all.
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yes

in fact, it is well known that a superdicking would end 100% of female supervillains and cause them to give up crime but clark is too wholesome and wants to keep his vows to lois
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>>104025996
Who would want Lois, when Mala has hips for days? Another win for the Hometown boys.
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>>104026954
This episode was before Lois and Superman were ever romantically involved.
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>>104025996
Can't beat the dick.
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>>104026986
clark at that point was already following his heart, it was love at first sight
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>>104025996
Considering Lois and Clark created the situation by being total assholes, probably
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>>104025996

Have you ever fucked crazy before? Here's a tip, don't.

If he dicked her, that'd just validate her feelings toward him and make her far more protective, with possibly deadly results for any female she thinks that could compete with her.
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>>104025996
For the time being yes, but probably not forever
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>>104027016
Nope. No winning against the dick.
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>>104027016
>>104027031
>>104027113
As an anon once told me, you need to follow the throbbing of your heart, or your dick, whatevers throbbing harder.
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>>104027089
What if Clark went full Gomez Addams and worshipped the ground she walked on? How do yan bitches even handle someone even more clingy than they are?
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>>104025996
If Superman just fucked all his enemies, the problem would be resolved fairly quickly.

Think about it.
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>>104025996
mala seems like the chick that wants the dick constantly.
superman wanted nothing to with her crazy ass.
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>>104027157
Shit, Lex even darker than the news reader chick, no wonder people got confused. And Clark too for that matter >>104026986, he's barely lighter than her. DCAU Metropolis has some helluva tanning booths.
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>>104027145
It becomes a fucking arms race. They go further and further off the fucking map trying to prove her devotion.

If you keep it up, she'll get super insecure. It manifests as an unholy union of jealousy and paranoia. She will straight up imagine a "whore" and accuse you of doing shit behind her back.

She has a bad dream about you cheating on her because she is absolutely fucked in the head and fixated on this completely imaginary thought? You will never convince her that you didn't. Fuck reality, her psychotic hallucinations are God's honest truth.

"Why don't you love me? Why are you pretending? Where is that fucking whore? Why do you think about her when you're with me?"

Then she takes a few swings at you with a kitchen knife. After that, she cries her eyes out for four hours and won't stop until you apologize for scaring her and making her do things like this. Then it goes on to really fun shit like her tearing holes in the walls, breaking your shit, stealing your phone, and running off for a month before pounding on your door at 3 am begging you to take her back.

Don't fuck crazy. Don't even fucking acknowledge crazy. Stay the fuck away from crazy.
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>>104027054
Mala immediately tried to declare herself the ruler of Earth. She was a psycho from the beginning.
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>>104027277
That sounds like serotonin problem.
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>>104025996
It would help, but i'm not sure if it would work on the long term. Depends if she got used to life on Earth or not.
Maybe if Clark had been more rigid in general she would have stayed in line.
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>>104027380
just knock her up and make her a house wife
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>>104027277
May the heavens have mercy unto the person who dares impregnate such a woman.
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>>104027138
Words of wisdom
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>>104025996

90's hero syndrome

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1G81u2ePg0
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>>104027177
Based cheeky Lois hitting two birds with one stone
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>>104027297
She was trying, Lois was a total bitch >>104027177





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