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Just what does Star think she's doing with Jackie and Marco's son?
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Is it normal for a 29 year old man to be in love with Star Butterfly? Asking for a friend.
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Why are all the girls in this show sluts?
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>>90896926
Go for it.
If you have found your way here then your already weird enough.
Take it to the edge.

p.s. Fuck Normality
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>>90896926
Every time I start to think I'm irredeemably degenerate, I'm glad there's post like these to remind me of the little things like "at least she's more than half your age"
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>>90896963
Marco's presence draws the worst in girls.
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>>90896926
Only if you find an equivalent girlfriend irl. If not then there is something wrong.
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>>90897124
Obviously I'm interested in a Star equivalent around my age. The fuck.
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>>90896733
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>>90897169
I wasn't implying for you to date a 14 year old.
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>>90897242
It's fine mate, just wanted to clarify because I forget there are others that may take it the wrong way.
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>I'll never get to experience this because I'm too demanding when I cook.
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Startups up for adoption; Looking for a good home

Reply if interested.
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>>90897284
Same issue here, hehehe
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I guess this is the new thread? :/
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>>90897284
You will never experience this because it's a cartoon....
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>>90897328
Yeah I got a fifteen minute ban not a 3 day. Guess I'm even more awesome then Jesus then I thought.
So enjoy.
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>>90896926
You were 16 when she was an infant
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>>90896926
Yes you fucking weirdo.
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>>90897119
What a slut
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>>90897119
>I'm literally half naked and he still won't even turn to acknowledge me in any way other than telling me to fuck off.
>Where did everything go so wrong?
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>>90897374
>mods secretly like it
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>>90897336
I only have to pretend, until I'm crazy enough to believe it's real.
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>>90897374
You wot m8
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>>90897336
I know that, but I'm talking about the experience of cooking with your gf and having a fun time doing so.
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Cute
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Marco was 16 years in Hekapoo's dimension, so his 30 years old now.
Even if his body went back to normal he still should have all the knowledge and experience of the other world.
How can he still act like a kid, how is it not like really weird to be Jackie's boyfriend?
His been tainted by Eclipsa's chapter in the spell book, they did say there was a cure but, i somehow doubt that it all got cured.
Even the tentacle arm said the virus is inside him, and that wasn't cleared up.
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>>90897374
>boxer briefs

mah nigga Marco knows good undies
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>>90897444
Obviously. Just giving you a hard time m8
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>>90897417
Janna is SLUT
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>>90897442
Got banned for posting n awesome lewd comic in the last thread. Just a 15 minute. Needs where crying about 3 days of banning.
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>>90897374
Mods here are pretty gay though. One anon from the /trash/ /sveg/ says a /co/ mod perma banned him for being off topic talking about politics. Way excessive
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>>90897487
stop it
she is cute she needs protection
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>>90897508
I've gotten banned longer for lessor shit.
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>>90897468
All in due time anon, as you said even MA has enough potential to be it's own plot point on it's own but then Star would be even more irrelevant so just wait until Marco starts dimension hopping for his knowledge and ability comes back
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>>90897468
Because the memories faded like a dream and that's that. Its obvious the writers didn't want to revisit it
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>>90897481
I know.....I'm just hurtin' bro.
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>>90897554
janna is a thieving rouge
who stole my heart
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>>90897536
Weird.
I was also injecting a little bit of /pol/ into the thread.
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teeth
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>>90897468
The answer to all of those questions is simply cus magic.
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>>90897468
Because he's still the fundamentally same guy at the end, and any information he learned surviving in the wilderness and fucking with Monks wouldn't really be applicable to the school grind that compromises pretty much every S2B episode past RwS. I doubt he learned about Math and Earth History, for example.
Because he never really got to fuck with grills with the Monks or in the wilderness, he still has no idea what to do, although keeping his time with Jackie and Star intentionally apart prior to Just Friends was a great idea overall, even if he did it for the wrong reason.
And any further corruption from either the Arm or whatever was up with Eclipsa's chapter would probably require a magical trigger, since they were mostly "cured" as of right now. The symptoms are gone, but it's still there.
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>>90896963
>they don't call me Marco D. for nothing
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>>90897468
Monster arm is a dead and terrible meme Its not coming back, the book even says the curse ends in death if its not cured.
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>>90897578
its like roy the video game, you can live your whole life there, and when you wake up, though you remember it all, it is still as distant a memory as your childhood days
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>>90897468
it was confirmed that his Memories and everything faded like a dream
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STARCO IS CUTE AND PERFECT!

CUTE AND PERFECT!
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>>90897581
I get it. I've had the same strange obsession for a month now.time before that was FP. Feels man. Feels.
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>>90897615
The whole thing is intentionally ambiguous, we're not fucking talking about this shit again as we don't have enough information to say definitively if it's completely gone or not.
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>>90897615
Who says he won't die in the future because of it? Have you never looked at the posters in Marco's room? I implore you to do so.
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>>90897584
Shoulder
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"Star is so cute Marco doesn't deserve her"

Reality:hehehehaha

"It's not funny I love her"

Reality:………

"I just discovered some really bad news recently , star as it turns out isn't real"

Reality: what u talking about?

"Star isn't real , not a real person "

Reality:yeah she's a dis- character what you talking about...........you feeling alright?

"No"
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>>90897626
If anything we got this joke from it so enjoy.
Side note he forgot his password and who knows what else when he got back. So did someone have to yeah him these things or did he just pick it back up as he went along
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>>90897468
Because his brains and body went back to normal
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>>90897615
>Arm specifically describes symptoms as gone
>More symptoms are listed, no one involved is 100% it's gone outright.
>"why isn't Marco succumbing to the symptoms of the spell?"
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>>90897735
How did he forget his password?
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>>90897615
IT'S EVEN IN THE INTRO OF THE SHOW
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say aaahh
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>>90897758
My nigga
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>>90897590
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>>90897626
>>90897735
Aww man, i really wanted marco to get some sort of powerup.

When will the next episode come out?
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>>90897602
>symptoms are still there

There's literally nothing there. People have nothing to go on except the arm saying it couldn't be stopped, while it was in the process of being stopped and the book reinforced it by saying the curse leads to death of the host if it isn't cured. It's gone, it's dead, it's done
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>>90897758
What I meant is that brains and body of a 30 years old work differently from the ones of a 14 y.o. teenager.
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>>90897799
Marco will get a power up sooner or later. I mean he has Dimensional scissors and look at what Hekapoo did with hers. DImensional Daggers my man.
>When will the next episode come out?
Summer
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>>90897468
>>90897799
you're attention-whoring here, now?
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>>90897468
>Even if his body went back to normal he still should have all the knowledge and experience of the other world.
His brain is part of his body, and it reverted to 14 years old as well. He still has the memories of those 16 years, but they're like a dream to him. A really long dream, but still a dream.
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>>90897678
>intentionally ambiguous

There's nothing ambiguous, it's dead. It does your standard villain "grandstand to the end speech" about how it can't be stopped even though it IS being stopped.
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>>90897758
>>90897827
This. His body and brain physically reverted, but memories are not physical things. He forgets stuff because his 14 year old brain can't handle 30 years of memories.
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>>90897821
Yeah but don't forget people fall back on the season 1 finale where he has. 1.5 seconds flashback to his monster arm.
> he didn't go for the sammiches because he didn't want the monster arm to resurface

Please....
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>>90897821
... out of curiosity, how did you manage to extract the exact opposite of what I meant out of that? You didn't even make a direct green text, you just came up with literally the opposite of what I meant.
I said the symptoms are gone. And that's in line with what it says.
>You can treat the symptoms, but you'll never cure the virus.
Of course it isn't going to do anything right now.
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>>90897771
The intro literally hasn't changed except for the end scene illuminating the supporting characters
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>>90896841
>Just what does Star think she's doing with Jackie and Marco's son?
"Wait, isn't that how all aunts play with their nephews?"
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>>90897615
You are in denial if you think the monster hand isn't coming back.
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>>90897866
But when Marco asks if there's still anything to worry about from Monster Arm, Star isn't sure.
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>>90896841
>Jackie and Marco's son
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>>90897879
Marco was possessed by whatever evil force turning the page released

Marco didn't want to reach for the sandwich because he was remembering the last time he let Star do something with his arm. The look on his face is plain as day that he's recalling the last time he was in a similar situation and what it resulted in
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>>90897615
D E N I A L
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>>90897821
The book was also ambiguous about whether or not it worked. That's the point. It is ambiguous. There's not definitive way of saying if it's gone or not, only differing interpretations of what little information is available.
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>>90897988
What, you think they'll have a daughter?
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>>90898017
Nigga please.
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>>90897837
We don't even know who anon is. I wouldn't call it attention whoring.
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seriously what the fuck is super monkey team hyperforce go?
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>>90898090
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUsFLVjobug

I have no idea.
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>>90898090
>he doesnt know
it was a godtier show and even the toys werent half bad
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>>90898017
Or a manifestation of the arm reappeared for a second and it scarred him.
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>>90898125
>godtier show
Is it on kisscartoon?

I might watch since im bored out of my skull
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>>90897926
That's how we do it back on Mewni! How am I supposed to keep track of all your weird prudish Earth hangups?
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>>90897583
Anyone here wanna talk about the holocaust?
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>>90897908
And you have literally nothing but the death rattle of a desperate curse which I find more flimsy than what's was actually provided in source material after the entire affair was done. Monster arm is gone
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>>90898063
They won't have anything because they'll break up in S3. Probably early S3.
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>>90898172
>which I find
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>>90898149
Yup every episode is on it.
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>>90897955
Because Star created the spell from scratch
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>>90898170
20 million Jews died
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>>90898200
Give me basics of it

what am in for?
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>>90898170
6 gorillion monsters starved to death in the Cornocaust, never forget.
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>>90898149
DAT ending tho
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>>90897837
Oh its you, why do you hate me?
>>90898085
I usually do requests in /sug/ and this guy doesn't like me, because i do them too often?
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>>90898172
In denial.
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>>90898025
>its a symbol for monster arm and not Toffee's arm

Try harder instead of trying to force a theory
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>ywn make out with Janna
Life is torment
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>>90898250
babys first childrens voltron.
Havent watched it in years but one episode stuck in my mind think it was where everybody got zombified and time got reset when the Human boy got ambushed
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>>90898244
>>90898255
Kek is in this thread
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>>90898172
What was presented in the source material was "I dunno, maybe? Could be gone? I don't know." Your entire proof is "It isn't here now, I thought it was a joke, surely it won't be back."
>>90898210
All of those spells were explicitly in the book. Star didn't make any of them. That's why Star is pouring over the book looking for the "cure." Even the lorebook is clear that she got the Arm spell itself from the book, she just skimmed over it and didn't know all it's effects.
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>>90898060
Yeah, except for the whole diagram of the curse progression and the end result being death. Nothing ambiguous about that
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God I love it when everyone reads deep into a fucking cartoon. Yeah the creators drop little bits of shit into stories but you all read way into it. Like its funny when the creators who are adults drop adult jokes into a show because they know we have to watch it with them. But then we start talking about mermaid Jackie and I want to kill you all.
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>>90898255
The number of monsters seems to go up every time
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>>90898151
"No Star, we do not molest our friends' children in Mewni. We have our own sex slaves for that"
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>>90898083
Yeah so no argument. Got ya. Monster arm is dead, it was played for laughs, it serves no purpose in the grand scale. Leave it be
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>>90898287
Nah for me is that episode with the mech guy that slowly went crazy and replaced his entire body with bionics
The whole vague as fuck past of the MC
And the cute robot
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>>90898320
No. Sorry anon, but my theory is way better than /pol/ posting and the other memery that goes on here.

I love it when people like you dismiss others for "reading into a cartoon" on a thread solely dedicated to the discussion of such show. If you want me to spam post cinnamon, and that is more to your liking, please, tell me.
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>Things Marco can tell his best friend, but not his girlfriend.
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>>90898017
Marco was possessed by a random evil force from turning the page, while Ludo was possessed specifically by Toffee yet the visual effect was identical aside from the eye colors. Sure, makes perfect sense.

>>90898172
There's nothing in the source material provided after to confirm that Monster Arm is gone forever. And it's not just what Monster Arm said as it was being transformed back into a normal arm. It's also that Star expressed uncertainty as to whether there was any risk of it coming back.
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>>90898141
There's no fear in Marcos face and the flash is Marco remembering, not a resurgence. He even casually says "no thanks".
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>>90898277
I can't tell if you are serious or you are using reverse psychology to try to get me to find more evidence.
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>>90898381
>She's seen me in nothing but a bath towel
>I've talked to her in the same room while she stripped off and changed clothes
>we dance by the light of a magic moon that comes once ever 667 years
>I've snuggled under a blanket with her multiple times
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>>90898371
Good.... You passed the test.
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post characters with guns
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>>90897698
suck a fart outta my ass
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>>90898318
And? That specifically outlines the normal progression of the monster arm virus when it's active, if it's gone inactive then it stands to reason that it wouldn't be following that same progression path. It also doesn't mean that its presence has completely gone, given that Star literally says that she doesn't know if the cure spell worked as intended. It could be gone, it could be dormant, it could be doing something completely different. The key thing is that can't say anything definitively either way as there's not enough information available to do so. You're just trying to push your interpretation of events fruitlessly.
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I started watching this show yesterday because of these threads. I'm on season 2 already
When does the suffering start?
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>>90898286
>Did you know?
>Honestly I'm as surprised as you are.
>We should let them be.
>Only when Janna gives me my keys back.
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>>90898151
Why is one of her fingers transparent, WTF?
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>>90897301
Those Starpups look cute, actually. But that Dogstar is terrifying.
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>>90898267
I appreciate you dear ol' chap. Never stop you ol' bean.
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>>90898476
Toffee's influence.
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>>90898471
Episode 9 is the first tremors. Episode 14 is the start of Star suffering and it continues til the finale.
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>>90898318
again
>>90897747
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>>90898471
where you the guy from yesterday?
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>>90898381
Jackie's getting on my nerves bro, we need to have some serious guy time!
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>>90896841
i think it's better without Jackie consenting to Star molesting her son.
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>>90898510
Can't say I was. I think I posted in a thread a week ago or so with questions since cute girls in emotional distress turn me on
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>>90898318
At what time did the book say the person dies? I don't have the book and this is really perking my curious mind.
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>>90898462
I'd suck a fart outta your ass
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>>90898322
Kek
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Holy shit was this a Holy Grail reference?
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>>90898576
don't say... s-swears
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>>90898244
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>>90898322
>>90898577
Okay Kek, we get it already. This is getting to be a bit much.
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>>90898244
>Marco is okay, but when are you are you going to find a nice Mewish boy?
-Shlomoon Butterstein
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>>90898602
Yes
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So I'm new to these threads after seeing them very active on /co/ and tried out the show last week. I am simply blown away by how good this show is, why didn't you guys recommended it earlier? And why does it have to be on Disney XD?
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I want to hungrily kiss Star's shoulders and neck from behind as she moans in surprise.
I want her to protest and groan as she starts to subconciously grind against my waist.
I want to remind her that she's stronger than me, that she could push me off at any time.
I want to watch her give into the pleasure and affection as I assault her sensitive shoulders and neck all the way to her jaw line.
I want her to grab my hands and hold them as I whisper sweet nothings in her ear feeling her tight grip as our fingers lewdly interlock

Ok?
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btw my other star edits can be found at: http://imgur.com/a/yDoGB edits
http://imgur.com/a/UUCCv drawings
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>>90898645
too soon
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>>90898704
Sir. Back away SLOWLY. I don't want you to get hurt. What you're doing is ILLEGAL. Just please comply, you don't need to do this.
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>>90898674
>why does it have to be on Disney XD?
its literally the safest channel it can be on
>>90898733
ANON WHAT ARE YOU DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOING
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>>90898674
because Disney ROFL had a fulls schedule.
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>>90898699
Quick question, are Star and Marco going to end up together next season? This season ending really had a tragic tone imo.
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>>90898674
CN said no to the show cause they dumb.
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>>90898454
>What the hell is that?!

>You know what it is, bitch. BANG. BANG BANG BANG BANG.
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>>90898733
for fucks sake m8 blue board mean anything to you?
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>>90898469
You're the one who's presuming the curse is still around while having no evidence other than the curse's last words and that Star is unsure about something which is normal with her magic since she often casts spells without fully knowing what they would do. All you have is your assumptions, I have visual evidence
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>>90898492
Don't worry, i won't.
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>>90898755
For some reason I'm glad it's not on the main channel
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>>90898726
well if i waited to long the wind would have got him
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>>90898597
Probably, but I wanna bone that squirrel.
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>>90898733
>The Diaz is in the frame.
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>>90898767
The original concept was pretty dumb, Disney made it great.
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>>90898770
you know it doesn't.
so why the fuck are you even asking.
Also. that is not nearly as bad as my first one.
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>>90898733
IT IS A BLUE BOARD. WHAT ARE YOU DOOOINNNGGG???
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Star is a fucking terrorist. She set up bombs and death traps in a field that would make isis proud. She is a threat the US and the world and she needs to be deported back to Mewni.
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>>90898814
It is so tiny
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>>90898733
B L U E
L
U
E
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How much do you think Nefcy earns?
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>>90897747
Symptoms are a byproduct of an infection, not the source of an infection. You can mask a cold but that doesn't stop what a cold does to your body. You can't mask death, you either stop it or you don't
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>>90898854
650
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>>90898867
Kek
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>>90898767
They would have butchered that show or it will be well usurped by teen Titans go either way glad CN didn't take it
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>>90898854
Enough to live off of.
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>>90898645
How do you fit the whole Magic High Commission in a Volkswagen?
Put two in the front, two in the back, and put Lekmet in the ash tray.
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>>90898704
Oh yea?
IWTCISB
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>>90898733
bitch don't make me out degenerate you
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>>90898840
DONT CORRUPT STAR WITH YOUR SHITTY IDEOLOGY
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>>90898888
Mr Quads, did Star like Marco in that scene or was she still infatuated with Oskar?
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>>90898840
Mewnism is a religion of peace.

We must also forgive her if she rapes local boys, since she doesn't understand our culture.
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>>90898891
DELET
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>>90898795
No, you have your assumption of information in the book that may not even be relevant to the specific situation the monster arm virus is currently at.

The simple fact of the matter is that Star doesn't know if the spell that should have cured Marco worked. As a result, there is not a definitive answer as to if it worked. That information is simply not available at this time and as such it cannot be said if the spell had the intended effect and the monster arm virus is gone. That's the end of it.
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>>90898927
ANON YOU HAVE TO STOP THE BAN WILL BE LONGER THIS TIME
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>>90898767
The original concept WAS dumb. Disney executive meddling is why you have a show about a magical princess instead an autistic 6th grader
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>>90898927
Don't make me do it faggot
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>>90898704
now THATS what I call degenerate!
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>>90898805
Good <3
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>>90898975
Who ISN'T a degenerate in here?
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>tell your mom I said hi
What did he mean by this?
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>>90898933
>rape
That is offensive, the correct term is culturally enrich.
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>>90898971
You have already reported me.
If not you then 5 others have.
> Act like I'm scared or with only one IP address
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>>90899010
Everything Jeremy knows is wrong and Weird Al is his father
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>>90898925
Both. As a young adult she doesn't have a firm grasp on differentiating between love and infatuation.
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>>90899040
What is it with the reporting in these threads? Is it one guy or several?
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>>90898998
that's adorbs
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>>90898531
the hair was bothering me.
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>the point of earth magic is letting yourself be entertained by pretending that it's real, just like love
Wow marco. Wow.
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>>90898927
I IMPLORE YOU TO RECONSIDER.
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>>90898909
Star doesn't need to be corrupted because she already does that herself. She could have killed hundreds if she missed that sign back at that concert and all because she's a selfish cunt that can't handle common boy problems. She's not as cute and perfect as you think
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>>90899040
Bitch i don't report

I'm a degenerate with standarts
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Post bullshit that you would believe.
>The history Jackie likes is military history
>she's instrumental as a tactician for the final assault on Toffee's fortress in the series finale
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>>90899086
Sure it doesn't matter.
I post what people want to see.
But people in denial want to report.
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>>90897939
Jesus I mean look at the color of the hands and that fact that it's HANDS and not an ARM and realize its a reference to Toffee. Monster arm is dead
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>>90897468
Jackie looks like she's 18.
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>>90899144
I thought that was Janna at first. I mean, it fits considering how fake edgy she is.
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>>90898927
>You'll never feel the tickle of her hot breath

HNNNNNNNNNNNNGGFGFGNFGNFGGGGGGGGGGGGGGNNGFNGNFNGFNGNFGNFN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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So this is the infamous cake stick from that one picture.
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>>90897468
He still has the biological brain and body of a 14 year old so shut up.
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>>90899170
You sure get to the point
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>>90899120
You once called me Madman.
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>>90899170
>Tom's nightmare.png
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Any episode ideas anybody had?
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>>90899148
Marco will bring the following for a Toffee raid
>Janna
>Jackie
>Buffrog(if hes not dead)
>ponyhead
>Tom
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>>90899148
That would be the stupidest thing to ever happen.
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>>90899220
I did. Because you are. And I like it.
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>>90898846
He's 14. Of course it isn't going to be that impressive, he's barely in puberty
>>90899163
Remember how Toffee has 4 fingers and a thumb, fingernails and wart/spikes on his upper arm? No?
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>>90899258
Add Kelly and Starfan 13 and we pretty much have our RPG band ready to go save the princess
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>>90898381
Look I appreciate what your doing but I can't think of anything funny. I love Whose Line and I feel bad because I can't improv for shit.
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>>90899251
Toffee possesses Marco, but Marco is able to defeat Toffee and becomes evil himself.
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>>90899273
Wait we using other shows?

you gotta warn me about that you cunt
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Have we devolved into nothing, but porn posting?

What is this thread?
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>>90898531
I do not care for that Jewfro
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>>90899271
That's just one poster yet the color of the HANDS are grey, same as Toffee's skin color. Hands were a big symbol throughout the season and its a reference to Toffee's resurrection through his hand and having it embedded with part of the butterfly wand crystal. Monster arm. Is. Dead
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This thread
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Inb4 ban
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I want to cum inside princess Ponyhead
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>>90898381
>I love you, Star Butterfly
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>>90899343
I just figured you would enjoy it.
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>>90899251
S3E01
>Marco finally decides to go after Star
>uses scissors to teleport to Mewni
>Mewni in chaos and almost in ruins (even the Butterfly castle)
>Toffee becomes frustrated with not being able to find Star so he decides that Ludo is useless to him now and tries to kill Ludo
>Ludo realizes that the wand arm is trying to kill him so he cuts it off to escape
>Marco arrives at Castle Butterfly but finds no one inside
>After search for some time, we get to a scene where Marco is looking(puzzled or surprised) at something off camera
>Marco finds the Toffee arm wand
>faint_heartbeat_sound_effect.ogg
>cut to black
>ominous music stars playing
>commercial break
>"I think earth is pretty gre-eat place that's saying something..."
>S3E02 promo starts playing
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>>90899385
Isn't that basically fisting? This show is too lewd..
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this thread gonna be gone within the half hour, I bet.
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>>90899385
You think she give good head?
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>Places Star shouldn't put her wand but does anyway.
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>>90899450
Car- I mean marco you piece of shit

fuck off before I call the border patrol
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>>90899463

Under her pillow when she sleeps.

Because of the radiation.
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>>90899463
Her mouth
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>>90899463
in her own hand instead of leaving it with her mom.
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>>90899463
Her stomach
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>>90899440
Then let's enjoy it while it lasts.
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>>90899373
It's just a kid from the old Proto-Star comics shooped to look like Marco and Jackie's kid.
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>>90898840
>>90898840
YOU HAVE TO GO BACK
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>>90899340
You want marco to pull a Sasuke, and absorb Toffee and his power?
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>>90899463
Her asshole
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>>90899463
in reverse
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>>90899463
My Heart.
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>>90899463
With Wayne Brady, bitch.
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>>90897374
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>>90898891
depends really, how many can fit into a ambulance because they did get wrecked by toffee
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>this thread
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>>90899463
Marco's butt
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>>90899569
I don't want marco to be an edge lord tho
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>>90898867
>650
Do you guys still not get the meaning of 650?
650 = cis fitty
= Marcia only acts 'cis' to 'fit' in
Cis fitty.
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>>90898645
>goat dust
oh nice, I was running out of supplies
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>>90899497
Is that why she's fucked in the head?
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>>90899569
Idk I haven't watched Naruto.
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>>90899569
Does that mean we can get a good Staruto vs Marco fight at the end? I'd be down.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3F2lfYz000
This thread is getting purged anyway, because of all the fucking porn.
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>>90899645
I don't see Marco getting a "power up" at any point anyway since monsters a paper tigers in this show and he has no where near the capability to fight Toffee and it's Star's fight anyway. Marco is an anchor, not the engine
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>>90899573
My anal fetish grows
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>>90898733
>>90898927
>>90899170
>>90899273
>>90899705
MODS
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>>90897466
SON OF A BITCH
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>>90899705
Slicker then you ;)
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>>90899749
hi shadman
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When was the last time someone said you looked super pretty?
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>>90899763
Are these supposed to be Starco's daughters or a lesbian AU where Marco is the magical princess?
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>>90899758
3/5 are mine

I own it bitch.
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>>90899776
than*
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>>90899731
Toffee isn't even really her fight in any sense beyond being the main character right now, it's more Moon's if anyone "owns" it. Even Marco technically has more personal interactions with Toffee than Star.
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Haha silly marco stop playing leapfrog with jackie
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>>90899569
>Marco absorbs the half wand
>Is corrupted, and star has to try to bring him back

I'd watch it, fampai
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>>90899807
2/5 are mine

You win this round faggot

but i will return

stronger than before
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>>90899749
>liking anal
>but not lovespikes
How degenerate.
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>>90899843
Nice of Star to be so supportive of her friends like that.
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>>90899802
The latter
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>>90899872
They always have someone to lean on.
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>>90898733
R.I.P in Peace.
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>>90899781

Hey I only like pics of girls anus/ lewd

I hate piercings,scat,and especially prolapse
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>>90899860
Why fight?

When we could be Frenimies
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YOU FOOLS, MAKE A /trash/ THREAD BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE!
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>>90899868

AT LEAST IT BETTER THAN SHOVING "LOVE SPIKES " TO INCUDE LUST .
HOW DARE YOU TRY AND TAKE THE MORAL HIGH GROUND

I will file your spikes down you whore
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>>90899922
YET
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>>90899929
Because that's gay

We could be rivals thou, that's pretty fun
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here we go
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>>90899843
Dat face
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>>90900023
Rivals are gay too.
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>>90900023
I'm looking for something to stick my dick in.

And if you don't Star Cosplay .

I will end you.
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>>90900053
Only in anime
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>>90899994
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>>90899966
fuck off
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>>90900009
Is Moon fucking that african looking monster an allusion to getting BLACKED?
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>y'all
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This is not a good thread. Too many would be 'personalities'
I will come back later.
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>>90900053
I was going more for a jack and the scottsman kinda thing going

Except with lewds
>>90900065
Jokes on you faggot my spirit animal is a snek eating it's own tail
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>>90900090
Rhombulus looks disturbed by what he is seeing.
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>>90900009
Monster genocide fucking when? Mewni needs another queen like Solaria to finish the job.
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What if Marco sacrifices himself to defeat Toffee and becomes evil himself? If Marco and Star are together as a couple when that happens, then Star is forced to fight him throughout season 4, and Star ends up saving Marco in the end...would that make Starco the greatest love story ever told?
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>>90897466
Which Starco do you like better?
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>>90900103 Put on your eyeliner and dawn you black clothes and chokers.
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I think that Star Butterfly is very cute
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>>90900150
Not really. It feels like something I've heard before, even I don't remember where from. Fanfic-y, at least.
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>>90900092
No please star you're so much more! I AM A MAN AND I HAVE NEEDS!
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ok the show ended a while ago and there is no date for the next season wtf happens in these threads?
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>>90900092
I JUST WANTED TO TENDERLY KISS YOUR SHOULDERS AND MAKE YOU FEEL LOVED!

WHY IS THAT PERVERTED!?
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I feel like we're being invaded by redditors or something. Am I the only one that thinks this?
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>>90900257
Season 3 and 4 is confirmed you dingdongus
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>>90900257
No Date

True. But Summer 2017 is enough to keep my fandom going.
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>>90900287
Nah redditors are pussies
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>>90900297
>my fandom
D-Daron? Please post your pits and feet, wouldn't that be funny? Haha asking for a friend.
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WHAT HAVE WE DONE ANONS?
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>>90900287
Mr happy peanut is probably here stealing our content and jerking his boipussy off.
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>>90899251
Marco journeys to Heckapoo's dimension to retrieve Nachos, but has to re-earn her loyalty because she doesn't recognize his wimpy self. By the end of the episode she respects him again and Marco now has a Dragoncycle companion to chase after Star with.
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>>90900092
"WE AREN'T DEGENERATES"
---ANON, YESTERDAY
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>>90900326
Nigga.

Are you tripping?
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>>90900326
>>90900371
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>>90900257
People think it's Summer 2017, which is a good guess. Here we try to discuss the lore in between loudly shitposting, throwing popcorn at Starcuck vs JIDF fights, and oretending we aren't mad.
>>90900287
Ledditors are too stupid to raid without it being immediately obvious, or visible on the front page of a sub. This is just two bad actors posting porn cause lol.
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what if star said she was proud of you
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>>90900264
Probably she's what, 14 ?
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>>90900435
There's probably a reason Eden doesn't do the live chats. It'd be nothing but 'hey can you say this?' requests.
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>>90900435
Celebrate Alcohol
The I would cuddle while she sleeps in bed
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>>90900435
thanks, stranger girl
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>>90900465
And she doesn't care about the show
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>>90900465
That's probably not it. Adam gets tons of stupid shit to scroll through while he does the Marco chats, he just ignores them.
Eden just doesn't care much.
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What if Marco doesn't go after Star because he's actually having fun with her gone?
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Why do people hate Pony Head? Do people not get that she's supposed to a character full of terrible ideas to play comedy off of, and endearing in her bratty air-headedness, like Lumpy Space Princess?
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>>90899359
Yeah, let's have some cute and tender.
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>>90900535
oy, what's this?
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what if star asked if you could teach her how to drive
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>>90900558
FUCKING HACK
WHERE IS MY PLANET BUSTING LASER BEAMS
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>>90900532
What if Marco is initially sad about Star being gone, but his friends help him get over it during the summer, and he goes to look for her with his plot important friends once he actually learns that Toffee is back?
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>>90900532
Star brings him on interdimensional adventures, how the fuck could he not miss that?
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>>90900556
No redeeming qualities, no body to objectify and she has a terrible voice.
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Just thinking

20 years from know my kids will be wondering why Star Butterfly was my Waifu
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>>90900613
>kids
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>>90900556
She's terrible on purpose, but that still doesn't mean I have to like her.
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>>90900558
Don't think you could be any more cliche
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>>90900556
Hate her voice, and she's a trashy socialite who if this wasn't a show aimed at kids, would be an alcoholic slut.
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>>90900601
He's busy banging Jackie.
>>90900598
I want it to be more like Star goes through hell for a summer and then she can't stay in Mewni anymore because it isn't safe or something. She gets sent back to Earth and Marco doesn't know everything that happened to her and he had a great summer so he's pretty happy and that just makes Star upset.
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>>90900451
Uggh. I hate you moralfags. I do NOT think of her as a 14 year old. Not many of us are specifically thinking OH YEA THATS HOT SHE'S 14. She sounds like she's 25 years old, and its her personality that I find so attractive. But please, tell me I'm a pedo for having a crush on a animated fictional character.
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>>90900556
She's doing her job. She's supposed to be Stars stupid friend that causes problems for Marco
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>>90900556
People hate LSP too.

Because those types of characters are shit.
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>>90900558
Where the fuck are the other pages? Did this comic end already?
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>>90900666
Sure satan, We totally believe you, SUREEEE.
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>>90900613
>kids
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>>90900666
Nice try Satan.
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>>90900672
>Because those types of people are shit.
fixed for you
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>>90900666
Satan pls
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>>90896841
After a long and exhausting day at work, the most logical thing to do when I get home is to post Cute Stars.
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>>90900613
You're gonna fucking tell them? Jesus christ anon. The only ONLY time I'd even bring it up is if I noticed my son or daughter waifuing or husbandoing. Obviously I'd be able to tell extremely easily. Then I'd tell them its ok, as long as it doesn't interfere with their real life relationships, and advice on how for it to not interfere if it is.
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>>90900613
Hate to break it to you bro but 2D and 3D can't breed together. Well, I guess you could draw pictures of your 'kids'.
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>>90900748
>Not having pictures of your waifu alongside family photos
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>>90900767
thats fucking brutal
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>>90900532
He always chooses Star in the end.
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>>90900435
WE LUDO NOW
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>>90900666
Not fooling anyone here Satan
Here hold this for me
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>>90900660
Yeah, that's the thing I thought was funny. Everyone is like "asiun Marco's going right after Star jnans" but he doesn't even know she's in any potential danger right now, and Adam!Marco said he isn't going right after her in the live right after Starcrushed aired. He isn't going after her for at least some time.
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>>90900648
Nah, I'm ok with that.
>>90900698
Go to anomalyah to see the rest.
Nope.
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>>90900666

You almost got away with it Satan but you are no match for my Christian boards
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>>90900535
Please, Nefcy, let Marco's scissors go sword mode! Star already have the wand!
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>>90900767
> 2D and 3D can't breed together
have you never seen cool world?
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>>90900824
The live chat shit isn't canon
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>>90900881
>spent years learning about swords
>that sword and wand imagery that was shown
>forgets his password
>password is sword
>scissors are shaped like a sword
>Marco comes from Mars, god of war.

Nigga. he's gettin that sword. I already told you in that giant post last thread.
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Would you have pictures of Star next to your family portraits in your home?
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>>90900881
If there's one thing His timeskip was pushing it was how into sword fighting he got.
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>>90900929
I'd keep pictures of Star in my heart.
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>Mewman seduction techniques.
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>>90900822
Ha, now that your Ls have been expended is the perfect time to strike.
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>>90900929
yes
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>>90900947
I really hope they jacked this idea, or were intending to do it anyway. That shit would be awesome.
>>90900988
Hug repeatedly and call them your best friend.
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>>90900988
Nacho trap
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>>90900988
L O V E S P I K E S
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>>90900988
Rape
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>>90900988
Cicada trap.
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>>90900929
Anyone who wouldn't is a loser.
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>>90900897
That doesn't change the fact that Star never told Marco why she was leaving.

He doesn't know that there's any reason he should urgently go after Star.

He'll probably just go about his summer as a normal boy and he'll just be lonely when he lays down to sleep each night and thinks about how Star isn't around anymore but when he wakes up in the morning it'll be the farthest thing from his mind.

And then when Star gets back he'll start telling her about all the fun he had because he's so glad to see her and just wants her to be a part of his life again and Star will just be silent and withdrawn because Toffee destroyed her kingdom and her mom's dying act was to send Star back to Earth for her safety.
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>>90900947
that pommel and crossguard looks impractical as fuck
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>>90900989
Think again

Silly jarco I will always have more L's
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>>90900988
They don't need seduction, they just carry them into the air and force them. Consent is a dumb Earth dimension thing.
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>>90901042
No worse than a keyblade.
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>>90900988
Super Rape
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>>90900947
>Scissor sword
Visions of salt and sanctuary
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>>90900371
There is literally nothing wrong with wanting to fuck Star Butterfly
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>>90901062
Can't be too hard when you can just take them off Facebook, right?
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>>90901022
POOFAGGOTS YOU THINK I RAN OUT??!! IM ALWAYS PREPARED

NOTHING I HOT OR SEXUAL ABOUT DAMN LOVESPIKES GIVE IT A DAMN REST
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>>90900988
loud screeching
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>>90900988
setting up targets with other people
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>>90900666
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>>90901080
More like Kill la Kill.
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>>90900947
I wish at least it have a cool design like that.
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>>90901106
Sh-sh-SHUT UP
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what if star lost her wand like at a bus or something and she was crying and get mother was calling and she turned to you and asked WHAT SHOULD I DO
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Who has the picture of daron drawing a pic of star and marco on a date?
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>>90901115
how does this make you feel
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>>90901133
ehh i prefer my 2D soulsborne
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>>90900666
She doesn't look like any kind of real human to be honest, same with most cartoon characters. I don't see any real people of any age with those body proportions and huge googly eyes, and pupils and birth marks that change shape, and Calarts style bean faces, and four fingers. So I don't see how being attracted to one of these far-fetched creations has much relation to who you would be attracted to in the real world.
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>>90901130
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This is Marco Ubaldo Diaz, say something nice to him!
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>>90901158
Oh shit nigger im hard
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>>90900988
Tie them up an inject them with your venom to induce paralysis and arousal
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>>90901202
Your gf is cute.
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>>90901115
>Calls spikeposters poofags
>admitted to anal fetish
You're the actual poofag
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>>90901202
He is the fairest in all the land
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>>90901133
>Marco in a Ryuko Kamui fighting Toffee with Star
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>>90901319
you brighten up my day river poster, thank you
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Best shoulder outfit
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>>90900988
Covertly observe your target mating with other women. Do this as many times as it takes to learn what his likes and dislikes are so you can pursue him effectively later on. It may take dozens or even hundreds of covert operations in order to complete this research phase of the seduction process. Feel free to masturbate to relieve tension while observing the target from your secure location, as it may be a while before you are able to have intercourse with him yourself.
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>>90901356
Don't encourage the roleposting autism.
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>>90899857
I'd prefer corrupted Star
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>>90897221
wat a twist.
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>>90901377
well he seems to only do it with hekapoo images, but true enough
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>>90898196
Things that won't happen.

-Starcofag
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>>90901356
There's more than one of us. I like to write very eloquently and in character as much as possible. Mine are usually longer.
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>>90901202
You made the right choice giving Star the silent treatment when she confessed to you.
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>>90901377
>>90901432

If you think i actually role play that's quite laughable
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>>90901440
well you lads provide a good laugh
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>>90901440
Sorry my man I really don't know how to stretch it as long as you do
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>>90900918
Marco needs to find some magical clothes first.
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>>90898267
>>90898492
It's true, though.
I didn't knew you from your posting, but it's true. You made it so ITT.
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>>90901539
If this is going to be Kill la Kill, Star needs to become his magic clothes.
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>>90901319
Do you like this, Papi?
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How long would Star and Marco last against the Daughters of Aku?
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post gifs
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>>90901611
Sorry to star but no contest
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What can we expect from S3 Marco now that Star isn't around and he can be himself?
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>>90901613
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>>90901613
I'm trying to make a gif but I can't seem to install gimp GAP on mac
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>>90901613
AMOGN AMIGOS HARDMODE
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>>90898170
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>>90901613
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>>90897119
What the? What happened to Janna?
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>>90901611
They'd die instantly most likely, no mercy from those girls as they'd look to eliminate them both quickly and stealthily.
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>>90901612
Disgusting, looks so forced and unnatural
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>Marco's face when Jackie starts talking about babies and staying at home all say while he slaves away
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>>90901599
>papi
Hah, nice try Anon. All the girls I've known that fit into the group that draws shit like that have mad daddy issues. You ain't foolin' me.
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>>90901611
Star and Marco have cartoon physics, no winning against that.
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>>90897374
Delet this
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>>90901710
But Marco would enjoy that.
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>>90901739
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>>90901739
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>>90901717
I'll raise you one.
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>>90901690
They slipped that scene in
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>>90897119
Does this school even have a dress code because goddamn janna is practically naked.
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>>90901818
He never even held hands with a girl, before Jackie.
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>>90901637
>Gimp

Kek. That's for plebs who don't know how to torrent photoshop
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>>90896841
Okay give it to me straight: Is this show worth watching again? I only faded away from the show because 1).It's hard keeping up with cartoons. 2). I got busy and it just got flooded with new episodes. Plus, I waited for Season 2 to end.

I mean I liked it because it reminded me of a early 2000s cartoon.

Also no one will ever sincerely talk about why they like the show. Is it just fun? I dunno. Just curious
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>>90901637
Even /g/ makes fun of gimp.
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how would it be your reaction if something like this happen in the future.
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>>90901863
Magical bug princesses from another dimension aren't girls?
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>>90901629
>>90901697
>Implying marco wouldn't just seduce them with the D'iaz
Can't beat the dick
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>>90901839
>>90901690

It's an edit, dumbasses.
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>>90901611
About the time it takes the daughters of Aku to get to them. Then they die.

Depending on the distance, its possible that star might be able to spam spells at them, but theres 7 of them. At most she'd stop one.

And it depends on how strong Marco is, normal marco ain't stopping shit, adult marco might be able to take one of them.
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>>90901889
Are we supposed to write an essay about why we like a cartoon about an autistic magical girl from another dimension?
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>>90901172
Really the only thing that translates well IS the personality. Quirks and all.
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>>90901889
Yes, after a pretty "it's K" first season with only a few top tier episodes, Season 2 really got more into lore and continuity while still being funny AND NOT TAKING FOREVER TO MOVE ITS PLOT. Plus the animation also got nicer
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>>90901818

Jarco is the one true ship
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>>90901739
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>>90901917
He probably means romantically.
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>>90901710
You don't know Hispanics very well.
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>>90901923
You need to calm the fuck down Tyrone
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>>90901953
How do you hold hands romantically?
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>>90901917
Bugs don't count.
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https://youtu.be/3DDdc0Delag
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>>90901868
Adobe makes it easy to torrent, too.

Probably because they want poor kids who are learning to do edits and shit to use there product instead of something else, ensuring they stay the standard.
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>>90901907
>eh
Everything else is ok but that fucking "eh" always triggers me
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>>90901962
Nah, muthafacka wite boi
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If only he'd stopped right there.
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>>90901918
If they didn't fall for Jack, then the dick won't work on them.
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>>90902007
That wouldn't be keeping it real, and Ruberiot is the realest bard in Mewnie.
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>>90901962
Hold yo ass ya bitch ass mothafucka
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>>90901968
Like Marco did with Ferguson
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>>90901968
... with romantic emotions/intent behind the holding of the hands? You know, the lewd shit?
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>>90901945
>Season 2 really got more into lore and continuity while still being funny AND NOT TAKING FOREVER TO MOVE ITS PLOT

I get that that's a jab at SU but is the lore of Star interesting? Like it sounds like most of the conflict is coming from the MC getting cucked. I am asking this sincerely.
>>90901935
I mean you guys aren't doing anything else soooooo
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>>90902010
Is the dude between Steven and Star from that one show where they go to different dimensions and shapeshift into appropriate heroes?
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>>90898454
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>>90902007
OFF WITH HIS HEAD!
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>>90901868
>>90901895
There's absolutely nothing wrong with gimp. I was able to make animated porn edits using it just fine.
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If the star vs characters posted on 4chan, what boards would they post on? Marco would be /pol/
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>>90902010
Who's the ninja kid?

Is his show any good?
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>>90902068
>those purple shells
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>>90902078
>There's absolutely nothing wrong with gimp
t. GIMP contributor who uses linux
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>>90901889
The show has very distinct high high and low lows, that's the thing which stands out the most to me upon review. Overall though it's definitely worth watching if you find some element of it appealing, be it the art style, the main characters, the chemistry of said characters and any of the other strong features of the show that you're likely to pick up with a slight amount of time invested.
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>>90901968
by gently taking their hand and looking at them lovingly of course
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>>90902068
>A Mewgga Moment
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>>90901968
Like this
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>>90902044
There's more to it than just love drama. It's not exactly the show for you if you're after really immersive worldbuilding, but it's not fluff.

For example, the main villain (you'll know him when you see him) has quite the presence, even though he appears in relatively few episodes: just about every one is a game-changer in some way or other.
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>>90902084
>Marco would be /pol/

Are you retarded? He's literally a spic.
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>>90898903
Stop
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>>90902131
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>>90901907
Dumb because we all know Jarco is endgame.
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>>90902076
The citizens of Mewni were more mad at Royals than they were at him though.

I hope he comes back in the next season.

>>90902084
>Marco
/ck/, /diy/, /out/

>Star
/s4s/, /wsg/, /cm/
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>>90902068
Moon the 360noscope
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>>90902131
>yfw Boondocks action sequence of Lower class mewmans and monsters beating the fuck outta Toffee/Ludo army
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>>90902136
Looking at Jackie's small hand in Marco's medium sized hands gives me a heart boner every time.
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>>90902155
/pol/ has a fuckload of spics
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>>90902078
It lacks basic features, or makes basic features unnecessarily complicated to use.

I used to help edit manga pages to make them readable, and Gimp was shit back then. Not sure if it's improved in the past couple of year, though.
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>>90902155
Every country and race and ethnicity posts on /pol/, lots of people literally from mexico there. Same with /int/
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>>90897487
The moist spot really brings it together.
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>>90902167
Weak bait man
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>>90901611
Adult Marco probably could trounce two of them (maybe three, if he have Nachos and it can use flames).

Normal Marco... eh, he would be killed, which let Star go full evil and rip out the daughters' limbs one by one.
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>>90902084
Marco: /pol/, /fit/, /mu/, /ck/
>>90902155
>he fell for the "all of /pol/ is white male stormfags" meme
>the figurehead of an actual revolution wouldn't go on /pol/
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>>90900291
no date though, retard
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>>90902068
It took me forever to find out there is a skull in the spell.
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>>90902155
I'm Hispanic and I go there all the time
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>>90902237
>>90902208
>>90902192
/pol/ doesn't really fit Marco's personality though. I can justify others like /ck/, /tv/ and /mu/ being related to his interested, but I can't really think of any particular reason he would browse /pol/ other than people forcing it to imply he's redpilled or some stupid reason.
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>>90902084
Star - /c/ /cm/ /co/ /x/ /mlp/ /fa/
Marco - /ck/ /sci/ /diy/ /sp/
Ludo - /b/ /r9k/ /diy/ /biz/ /pol/
Toffee - /pol/ /int/ /lit/ his/ /x/
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>>90902192
So does the us, tell me something new
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>>90902237
Lots of stormfags on /pol/, but lots of Hispanics and blacks and other non-whites as well.
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>>90902084

Star - /cgl/
Marco - /ck/, /adv/
Jackie - /asp/, /n/
Janna- /x/, /lit/
Tom - /r9k/, /mu/
Jeremy - /s4s/
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>>90902237
>/fit/
>Squishy stomach
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>>90902162
Might as well roll.
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>>90902302
>/leftypol/
You need to leave. Commies deserve to be thrown from helicopters.
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>>90901895
Gimp is pretty decent for an open source program, especially on Mac. It really, really helps that it doesn't use XQuarz. That's the main issue with Inkscape, etc.

>>90901868
I've been using it for years, and also for all my edits in the past few threads. It works pretty well for what I need it to do.


I finally gave up on installing GAP and just found a different video->gif converter utility.
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>>90902321
>/r9k/
>ex-girlfriend
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>>90902121
>>90902139
Well yeah that might be my fault. With the way people talk about the show I expect something a lot bigger. It seems like a successor to those 2000s highschool action comedy cartoons like I said earlier. But thanks for the genuine replies! I'll give it a shot.
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>>90902335
Where did I say I was one? You'll be the first to join them Trumpnigger.
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>>90902321
tom would go to /v/
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Requesting photoshop of faceswapped Marco and Rasticore
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>>90902329
He also skips leg day
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I want Tom to better himself and win Star back.
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>>90902404
Can Tom heal a broken heart, not-/sveg/?
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>>90902377
Good to hear anon, hopefully you find something that hooks you like it did us. Though, if it's taking a bit of time then come back and talk about it, the show has a slow start in both seasons sadly and it can understandably put some people off.
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>>90902329
He does karate, seems fit overall, and is otter mode pretty much other time we see him shirtless.
>>90902403
He's a 14 y/o who didn't read the sticky before losing his internet. Sounds about right.
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>>90902084
Already posted this a few threads ago, but
>Star: /d/
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>>90902403
>Future Marco has ear piercings
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>>90902404
Fuck that. Tom deserves someone like Jackie to keep him in check
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>>90902404
t. tom
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>>90902316
/pol/fag here, can vouch for this. A lot of Hispanics hate da joos and are implicit white supremacists because the want an Aryan gf. Gee, kind of like Marco.
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>>90902434
I was waiting for you to post the boner version.
bless you
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>>90902454
Nice try, Starco.
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>>90902464
Huh where does Marco hates the jews?
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>>90902454
Or he should keep himself in check and not fork that onto someone else, poor foundation for any sort of relationship right there. Guy would be best off alone until he sorts his shit out.
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>>90902454
Nah, Tom needs a weird chick that doesn't give a fuck, like Janna.
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>>90897466
Damn you.
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>>90902510
(((Jeremy)))
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>>90902523
Nah, Tom needs a Mexican femboy, like Princess Marco.
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>>90902543
>Jeremy
>Not Aryan
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>>90902084
Star would go on /r9k/ and post about being a lonely femanon, and post in the incest threads about how she has a crush on her 'brother' (really Marco).
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>>90902553
But Star called dibs already
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>>90902553
But Princess Marco belongs to Jackie now.
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>>90902510
I don't know, I guess whoever funded the Mewnian war with the monsters. That would be the /pol/ answer anyway.
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>>90902567
His last name is Jewish. I forget what it is, Birnbaum or something? But something Jewish anyway.
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>>90902588
>I guess whoever funded the Mewnian war with the monsters
Glossaryck?
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>>90902577
The problem with that is, she was too late.
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>>90902523
>lies about favorite color
>lies about Star's brownies
>feels to need to justify herself to Marco about dating Bernardo
>obsessively collect one specific person's personal information
Janna is an edgy try-hard who secretly gives a huge fuck about a lot of things but tries to pretend she doesn't.
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>>90902599
>Birnbaum (German for pear tree) is a German, Ashkenazi Jewish surname.
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>>90902582
>Femdom Jackie
>Trapco

It's perfect.
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>>90902639
>(((Birnbaum)))
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>>90902605
>the eternal book-mage
>the eternal Jew

It all makes sense now. Plus, if you look at the size of his nose...
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You're telling me, all you grown ass men talk about in these threads is about the relationships of fictional 14 year olds?
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>>90902733
Yes. Now fuck off.
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>>90902733
Yes, because we all missed out on teenage romance.
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>>90902733
N-no...
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>>90902733
What 14 years old?
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>Times when Star experienced culture shock.
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>>90902733
Supposedly some /pol/acks do too lel
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>>90902724
To be fair, there is some small basis for Manna in the book.
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>>90902733
Yes, because we're trying to recover a something we lost many years ago.
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>>90902733
Some of us talk about lore.
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>>90902791
The first time Marco let her watch him "love" Jackie.
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>>90902724
>Manna
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>>90902733
It's a guilty pleasure, but it's fun. Just don't take it too seriously and you're good. It's only sad and pathetic if you make it be.
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>>90902806
Yo I'm just having a giggle m8, chillax
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>>90902791
What do you mean with "Forcey Forcey Fun Time is illegal on Earth"?
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>>90902791
>This is called a toilet? And you can just put whatever you want in it?
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>no plumbing in Mewni
Is Mewni confirmed for POO IN LOO?

If so why do people want Marco to pair up with Star instead of Jackie?
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>>90902791
>why would you need books to learn your own language?
Little did Star know about Syrian refugees.
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>>90902836
Star's a rule breaker though.
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>>90902791
>how was i supposed to know Magically conjuring up thousands of dollars counts as "counterfeit"
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>>90902873
Mewmans don't poo, they work so hard they burn up all the energy.
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>>90902923
Then why did Star call Moon a poophead?
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>>90902936
In Mewni that means calling someone lazy.
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>>90902936
Because she saw Ludo doing it.
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>>90902923
They definitely do.

Mewni is fucking gross.
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>>90902791
>Star: Cultural and Magical Learnings on Earth for Make Benefit Glorious Kingdom of Mewni
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>>90902923
Oh Mewmans do shit. They shit harder than any other thing in existence. Star's shits are massive.
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>>90902791
>Haha marco remember that time you had to teach me how toilet paper works? I had a guy for that back on Mewni and out in the woods you just find a bear to lick you clean. Earth is so weird!
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>>90902936
How does the Queen put up with this kind of disrespect from her daughter? Especially at the end of Starcrushed
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>>90903056
that one on the left has gazed into the void
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>>90903093
Star wrote that in chapter 1 of her diary. She didn't call Moon a poophead to her face.
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>>90902873
>Become king of Mewni
>No internet, can't shitpost on /co/
>Smell of burning feces blows into my window depending on the direction of the breeze
>I don't get to go on adventures anymore, have to do diplomatic shit
>Diplomatic shit is boring as fuck. I'm not even in charge of anything. I used to subvert monarchies and ride dragon-cycles.
>Now I'm just sitting around getting fat in this post war peace. I don't even get to hang out with Tom.
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>>90903093
She only has one kid.

She should have had two or three, make them fight for the crown and wand.
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>>90903111
Star's asshole is a void.
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>>90902733
Being honest I used to watch female lead cartoons with my sister such as totally spies and card captor sakura se Star vs reminds me of these cartoons seeing as how I would have a hard time explaining why a big guy like me is watching a show about a magical bug girl princess.

It's like a reminder of those worry free times, also it's cutesy and I like cutesy stuff.
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>>90903138
He gets to smash Star though
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>>90903138
Good thing Marco and Star are never getting married.
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>>90903146
i was thinking more of the warp and the horrors of magic
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>>90903175
t. Delusional Jarcofag
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>>90903180
You can see that in Star's ass
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>>90903175
So they will live in sin for the rest of their lives?
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What are the chances that Toffee dislikes toffee?
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>>90903198
Keep telling yourself that, Starcuck. I give no fucks about any ships winning, I just hate Starcofucks the most.

>>90903213
Star will live alone
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>>90903205
i doubt a demon producing warp resides in star ass
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>every post I've made has given me a bunch of You's

Is my copywriting degree paying off?
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>>90903223
Toffee candy is pretty garbage so I wouldn't blame him, toffee nut on the other hand....
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let's see how this actually looks
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>Moon: "River, did I ever give birth to a corn baby?"
>River: "Bitch, what corn ass niggas you been fucking?"


You are now aware that Moon has a cornbrator.
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>>90903243
You don't know what Tom did to her.
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>>90903282
>simpsons animation.gif
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>>90903333
Tom like's anal, so he placed a curse on Star, to where she can only give birth to ass babies.
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>>90902791
>What do you mean sharing 1s and 0s is illegal, I thought sharing was caring.
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>>90903241
there's literally nothing wrong with being a Starcuck
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>>90903111
>>90903146
stop my penis can only get so erect
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>>90903416
Except the eternal suffering and ass discomfort when Starco fails (and it will).
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>>90903457
Why would starco fail over jarco or janco?
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>>90903434
how does something having a magical horror producing warp in their ass give you erection
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Can you actually imagine?

http://breastforce.tumblr.com/post/158650984905/breastforce-theres-been-like-12-people-i-know#_=_
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>>90903474
Oh they'll all fail, just Starco will be the best because of the massive meltdown from the myriad of starcofucks.
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>>90903457
whatever happens in the following seasons, the butthurt from either starcucks and anti-starcucks would be glorious but the latter would be extra satisfying since they've become more insufferable than the starcucks they claim to be annoying
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>>90903520
I ain't clicking that shit

You better tldr it
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>>90903539
Um. No, this is Starfags trying to deflect and change the narrative. Starcofags have always been the worse thing about the fandom, other than cinnamon posters and transfags,
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>>90903492

>something.......in their ass

I don't know but something forcing its way into a girl get me diamonds

I might have a problem (at least if it's gore I leave)
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if anyone was in one of these threads like early this morning and read the dumb "star vs. has white savior themes" bullshit, the author of that recently criticized the show for "humanizing" moon and river

if anything i'd think showing that people who allow unjust structures to continue can also be decent people/hypocritical (moon gives corn to ludo's folks, but placed the charm over the actual cornfields to prevent monsters from entering) is more "progressive" or whatever than reducing them to one-dimensional villains

I will say that the teenage "alternative" monster asking star to blast him was really fucking dodgy, but other than that, come the fuck on. "everyone in mewni is evil" is just as fairy-tale morality as the show having a happy ending
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>>90903539
Both jarco and starco have massive faggots on both sides. Whoever wins still gets glorious butthurt.
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>>90902836
Kek.
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>>90903223
I like the idea of that just coincidentally happening to be his name (toffee the candy doesn't exist on Mewni) and then when he finds out about it-- maybe Marco casually mentions it-- he has a moment of existential reflection.
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>>90903585
Are you talking about Starcofags OUTSIDE of 4chan? Because that demographic is rarely present here
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>>90903595
You really think the show is going to end bittersweet?
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>>90902791
> have some hardboiled eggs Marco, I laid them myself
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>>90903660
No, I'm saying that it probably will have a happy ending, but saying that's one-dimensional and not "progressive" enough would also apply to Star's parents being totally evil dictators, for the same reasons.
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>>90903595
Honestly to be THIS wrong at 17 years old is pretty common, hopefully the author will grow out of it.

The boy is probably just practicing for a school assignment and decided to share his thoughts about it.
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>>90903585
This. These threads are a testament to that. Whenever the Jarcofags go to sleep, this place turns into a Starco circlejerk, trying to force an "L"meme, talks of Jackie suffering, and talk of physical violence if Starco doesn't happen.
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>>90903696
So they won't pull some white guilt tier bullshit and stars parents aren't evil for being anti monster
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>>90903718
Hold this
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>>90903782
no
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Sigh. Is the new fan coming tonight?
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>>90903718
It's more when the Starcofags get off work. This place is great during Dark Hour, Jarco and Starco in reasonable amounts, lore, much less runaway degeneracy and unoriginal, unfunny shitposting. Like the L thing.
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>>90903815
Take it it's for you

:3
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>>90903766
That's what it's turning out to look like.

It's pretty clear the massacre happened long enough ago that you can't point to a single character (besides the nameless dead first queen who slaughtered the monsters) and say they're somehow responsible for everything. I like that they're sort of presenting a fucked up society and saying "well, that's how it IS," with no obvious solution. Mewman-Monster Accord (that's definitely going to be in Season 3), Ludo being royalty, etc. makes it more complex than "all monsters are starving;" probably some are better off than others and not willing to challenge the current system.

Of course that raises the question of how they'll end the series, but still. We're not there yet; I'm not going to speculate/bitch about things that may not even happen.
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Hey what do people feel about Janckie because a storyborder did a cute Janna/Jackie ship pic.
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>>90903909
> I think a stranger's just a friend you haven't met
> I beat the living shit out of monsters and see no cognitive dissonance here

They're hinting at something
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>>90903718
Are you sure it isn't just you getting triggered by Starco art and not enough Jarco art? Of course Starco is going to get a lot more art, Jackie barely gets any screentime and character development
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>>90903923
meh, it's about as interesting as Stackie, which isn't much.
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>>90900535
SAUCE!!! NOW!!!
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>>90903957
Nice try
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>>90903941
Yeah but they are literal monsters.
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>>90903957
Remember that part where he said "art"? It doesn't have anything to do with art.
>>90904019
And that doesn't make them bad people by default.
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>>90899994
>>90901115
>All this heresy
I think you need to take your meds Grandpa.
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>>90904046
Most russians, mexicans, and Chinese aren't, but they still are.
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>>90903595
Do you have a link to it?
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>>90904083
a gif of this>>90901780
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>>90904046
>not bad by default
>Monsters
>people
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>>90903138
River sneaks out and goes on adventures all the time. Marco could do the same, and he' have the advantage of not needing to hide this from his wife because she'd be sneaking out for the adventures with him.

Also, given that Tom was able to buy those Mackie Hand tickets from his castle, most likely you can use magical devices to connect to the Internet. For that matter, since Tom will himself be King of the Underworld, Marco would be able to hang out with him all the time and they could pass it off as a diplomatic mission.

And given how often the lack of indoor plumbing on Mewni gets brought up, obviously that's one of the Earth technologies that Marco would arrange to import once he's king.
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>>90904111
It's in one of the last threads in the archive.

It doesn't have a ton of attention and I don't really want to make it a bigger issue than it is. it's just dumb
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>>90904046
>Remember that part where he said "art"? It doesn't have anything to do with art.
elaborate
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Will marco turn janna into the royal whore when he's king?
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>>90904203
>royal whore
The term is consort.
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>>90904203
Janna is too cute and pure for such a position.
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>>90904203
Star is obviously the jealous type so no concubines or consorts for Marco.
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>>90904203
>when he's king

Of what?
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>>90904203
Janna will be down in the Underworld after she sells her soul to Tom in exchange for occult powers.
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>>90904203
i imagine he'd prefer Jackie (although Star will probably be upset, but she's too busy with the Magic High Council, monster attacks, and peasant riots to notice.)
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>>90904176
Art wasn't mentioned in the relevant post being replied to >>90903718
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>>90904253
Jackie's pussy.

>>90904256
She'll sell her virginity
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>>90904253
Prime Janitor (aka King) of garbage island.
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>>90904096
Does this justify intentionally going out of your way to beat up random spics?
>>90904149
Other than Ludo, his bag of shitter minions and Monster Arm from S1, most monsters we see on screen aren't really that bad. Even Toffee seems to be pretty level headed and morally gray in the same sense someone at war would be, the "I'm doing this because I have to/think I have to" kind of way. It's just the ones we see the most are Chaotic Stupid comic relief.
>>90904253
Garbage Island.
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>>90904277
It wasn't mentioned but it's still categorized under "Starco circlejerk". Maybe I should have added art, discussion, etc. to my post. Also, the L meme is just some faggot trying to force his shitty meme
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>>90904371
Here have an abstract L
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>>90903081
>Mewni bears love cinnamon
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>>90902804
If by that you mean Marco wants Janna dead and would rather fuck Pony Head.
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what did Jana mean by this?
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>>90904457
T R A S H
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>>90904339
Mewni is for the mewninians, not monsters.
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>>90904416
torture yourself before killing yourself my man
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>>90904457
Good post
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>>90904284
How can Janna sell something she doesn't have?
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>>90904482
My ancestors are smiling at me, bug. Can you say the same?
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>>90904457
Janna is slowly teaching Star how to be a slut
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>>90904492
………...............n-no
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>Mewni has no plumbing of any kind for hundreds of years yet is doing far better than India which has been independent for around 100
Really makes you think
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>>90904565
well mewni has magic
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>>90904528
How many times do you think they've given Marco a friendly, platonic brojob together and he didn't take the hint?
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>>90904565
I bet if India had a magic wand it would do well
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>>90904546
....wut....what did she mean by this?
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>>90903632
Someone suggested Toffee was short for Mephistopheles (Mephis-TOFFEE-les), I liked that explanation.
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>>90904583
Never. Marco would never let a bug or gypsy near his dick
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>>90904583
>Janna, I swear to fucking god, stop using your teeth, or just stop entirely.
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>>90904583
>>90904627
Come on, Janna totally molested him when they were kids together. Marco tried to tell his parents, but his parents were always absent, hence the semi-resentment and safe kid tendencies.
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>>90904565
In what way is it doing better?
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>>90904596
Poo in loos are low skilled workers who work for peanuts, I doubt they could even use magic to become 2030 superpower.
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>>90903520
>this cartoon is literally influencing dozens of little boys to go on estrogen
NEFCYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
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>>90904693
India is an absolute shithole that companies hire from because they're willing to work for less and longer hours. They're below mexicans.
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>>90904596
This makes me think, with the magic wand and all the magical resources the King and Queen can ensure that every Mewman prospers, but they don't.

Seems likely they are keeping it that way to maintain their power...
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>>90904758
And Mewni is different? They are literally in the middle ages.
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>>90904764
That would require a lot of magic energy; magic has its own thermodynamics
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>>90904767
What shitty phone app is that?
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>>90904795
Society is stable and mass poverty and hunger isn't a thing. They have advanced magic which is more advanced than us.
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>>90904767
>mobile poster
Pediatric cancer detected
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Was going to wait for a fresh thread, but, good night my fellow anons. Post Cute Stars and send me Good Star Vibes in the next thread.




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