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Post more autismo girl pls
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That's not a real line from a real book, is it?
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>>92509785
Could be. The parents look like they are dead inside.
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How many books about this are out there?
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>>92508654
What is this from?
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>>92511363
Because they created an autist.
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>>92511782
Six, three for each gender, one for pooping, one for jerking off, one about puberty. We never do see the boy versions.
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>>92511871
Good. Keep that cancerous shit in /cm/ or /lgbt/.
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>>92508654
That's the look of a father shutting down mentally after spending the last half hour trying to ignore the sounds of his mentally retarded daughter making down syndrome moans and slamming her bed against the wall as she furiously masturbates.
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>>92511871
>three for each gender
Anon, what book is this?
I have to know.
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>>92508654
The fuck is this?
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>>92511904
>Your girlfriend will never pleasure herself with as much wanton abandon as a mentally-challenged and overly hormonal teenager.

Why even live?
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>>92511944
>>92509785

the line is not real, but the book exists, it's a book to teach autist girls not to masturbate in public
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>>92512031
FOR FUCKS SAKE SOMEONE STOP BEING SOUCH A TROLL AND SAY THE NAME OF THE BOOK!
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>>92508654
>Post more autismo girl
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>>92512251
Things Ellie Likes? I've honestly forgotten.
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>>92512251
Things Ellie Likes
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>>92512288
https://youtu.be/ljbwJhWxDIQ
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>>92512357
who's more autistic, the hand puppet or the board that literally only knows one song to meme on
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>>92512341
>>92512336
thank you anons.
btw someone has been using that book alot lol.
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>>92508654
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>>92511871
>three of each gender
>three genders
>THREE GENDERS
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>>92512469
Like actual girls with actual vaginas. Not that play pretend shit.
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>>92512488
>6/3=3
Wow you suck at math.
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>>92512444
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>>92512488
you gotta read better brah
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>>92512488
You fucking retard
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>>92512545
WHAT IS GOING ON WITH THAT BLACK GIRL'S MOUTH?!
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>>92511871
>We never do see the boy versions
Closest we came
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>>92512545
you just put a STAR on my christmas tree.
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>>92512574
unexpected lust
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>>92512469

>girls (male)
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when it poped out on ExHentai I thought it was some fetish thingy from some deviantart guy

not a fucking published educational book
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>>92512574
She wanna dig in on that pretty pink white pussy. She is getting horny thinking about their bodies together in the delightful bliss of soft ebony and ivory skins touching each other in a thin mist made of their combined sweat.

Girl is a dyke.
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>>92513163
>when it poped out on ExHentai
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>>92513163
>you fapped to an educational book.
Fuck, might as well fap to mastography pictures.
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>>92512574
:^y
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>>92513163
>when it poped out on ExHentai

Holy shit you're not kidding, it's actually there.
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>>92512545
anon there is a better version
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>dating this really hot girl who lives with her parents
>one day she shows me her room
>shelves are full of Sonic figurines
>wall has a giant Generations poster
>bed is covered with Sonic dolls
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>>92512444
>It's in french
I'm not surprised.
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>>92513163
>when it poped out on ExHentai I thought it was some fetish thingy from some deviantart guy
> favorited 64 times
every day we grow further from god's light
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>>92513658
> someone finally finished it
glorious
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>>92512625
>>92513371
>>92513550
No but why does it look like it is darker than the rest of her face?
Why does it look they didn't even use photoshop but MS Paint to cut/paste it on her face?
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>>92513662
Wear a sonic hat to her birthday party
fuck the SHIT out of her
never ever call her back or talk to her again
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>>92513662
Wife material, just teach her to not whore out with other males and some bedroom tricks and you are set for life.
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>>92511871
There's a boy version?
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>>92513606
LINK ME, MY GOOD MAN.
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>>92513662
>show her room

She wants to fuck you. Go for it.
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I didn't realize autists masturbating in public was a thing
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>>92513727
https://exhentai.org/g/1061526/58492b0504/
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>>92513662
Congratulation you landed an autist, at that point of her life she has been trained to be able to behave in public. She will do any of your sick fetishes so you have that going on.
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>>92513751
Anon, this is one of the best birthday gifts I've gotten all day.
Thank you.
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>>92513658
>meanwhile, Tom (the male counterpart) looks like Ben 10.
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>>92513743
I kinda did, thanks to those old greentext stories form /v/ and /k/, but though it was only limited to dudes.

I... I actually learned something about autism, from a book uploaded to a hardcore hentai and porn site.
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>>92513837
Alright, I need links to this version.

Ellie's was a reaction goldmine.
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>>92512288

I can't get over how cute she looks.

And no, I didn't mean 'sexy', I meant 'cute'.
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>>92513856
No one has it. The Ellie Likes one was available as a PDF but the What's Happening to Me puberty Ellie one you have to pay for and these aren't cheap. The dude who storytimed What's Happening to Me said he wasn't going to shell out another $75 to watch Ben 10 beat off.
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>>92513837
Is Tom touching himself while creepely starting at me from behind the door?
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>>92513911
it's like 10 dollars on amazon
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>>92513911
I just love a site with people on it who have had the thought "I'm not spending $75 to watch autistic ben10 ALSO masturbate. JUST THE GIRL IS FINE."

It makes me imagine the CHEERS theme as I load up /co/.
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>>92513837
Can't wait to see dead-inside Mom constantly retrieving her underwear from Tom's room

>>92514029
Then I have no fucking idea what that anon was about saying otherwise. Apologies.

>>92514058
>JUST THE GIRL IS FINE
There's no novelty in seeing something you could see by dropping your pants and tugging your own junk. For what it's worth it's funny seeing this book trying to treat autism sensitively continually depict Ellie with her tongue sticking out.
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My gift to you, /co/. Use it wisely.

http://ikefoundationforautism.org/e-library/What%27s%20Happening%20to%20Ellie%20-%20A%20Book%20About%20Puberty%20for%20Girls%20and%20Young%20Women%20with%20Autism%20and%20Related%20Conditions%20(2015).pdf
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>>92514109
>constantly retrieving her underwear from Tom's room
That's oddly specific
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>https://www.amazon.ca/Things-Ellie-Likes-masturbation-conditions/dp/1849055254

>Ellie likes lots of different things. She likes listening to music and making pizza. There are also things that Ellie enjoys doing in private, like touching her vagina.

>This accessible and positive resource helps parents and carers teach girls and young women with autism or related conditions about masturbation. It covers when and where it is appropriate and helps to establish boundaries surrounding privacy more generally. With simple but explicit illustrations, this book provides the perfect platform to talk about sexuality with girls and young women with autism or related conditions.

>Temporarily out of stock.

Well, it's popular to say the least.
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>>92514156
but it's already on sadpanda?
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>>92513662
>Tfw have been in this exact same situation
>Only difference is the girl was a 5/10 at best
>Rejected me when I asked her out
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>>92514156
What does the arrows mean?
I'm not autist, I do not understand autistic logic.
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>>92514249
Judging by the picture "don't stare at crotches, butts, chests and under skirts"
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>>92514129
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>>92514156
>Use it wisely
>PDF with vectored art scalable to any size even stencils

Wisely indeed
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>>92514272
Well, I guess I'm autist, I do that, on everyone, even my own crotch.
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>>92512488
3x=6
solve for x anon
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>>92514129
Laughed harder than I should have.
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>>92511871
>one for pooping
post pls
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>>92512590
People in /b/ threads found a good bit of the Things Tom Likes book, but it's all shit quality.
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>>92513837
Look at that smug fuck, he knows extactly what he's up to.
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>>92514156
obrigado
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>>92514320
>solve for x
fuck you, I'll solve for myself.
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>>92508654
her dad is kind of hot
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>>92514245

Damn.At least you saved yourself from a lot of trouble.
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>>92512488
Shocked you can even operate the keyboard at that IQ level
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>>92514459
Probably she saved herself from a lot of trouble by not going out with anon.
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>>92514245
If you are getting reject by 5/10s you should just give up. You are the kind of pathetic guy that should just become gay and fuck other pathetic gays who can't date women.
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>>92513837
>tfw tom version never
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>>92514279
6/10

You tried
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>>92513705
They're her nigger lips.
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>>92514320
X = Gon' Give It To
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Why does this look like Scott Pilgrim?
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So, the Tom one just has the guy beating it off vigorously. I'm shocked /b/ didn't storytime that one as well. Its only 10 bucks on Amazon.
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>>92514760
kek
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>>92514760
Because Scott Pilgrim is an autistic comic for autistic hipster trash.
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>>92514156
Holy shit, I was snooping around the site to see if they had any other good autism books and there's one with Rudy from Chalkzone. That explains so much of the series.
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>>92512574
>>92513550
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>>92513662
JACKPOT!
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>>92514823
is it 2010 again?
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I'm trying to stay positive and think that these books are a necessary evil, teaching stuff that should be obvious, but they're still making me more terrified of what they human race is capable of.

Seriously, what the fuck.
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>>92515485
>but they're still making me more terrified of what they human race is capable of.
you mean the books, or us?
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>>92515485
Its so surreal. Everybody Poops is educational. Showing a girl outright masturbating seems a little too much. I mean, if you wanna teach kids about sex, show them Rock Cocks. At least its good.
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Is it true that autists are far hornier than normal people, and as such stuff like this is a big problem for caretakers and family? Or were those Down syndrome retards?
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>>92515533
>Showing a girl outright masturbating seems a little too much.
the idea is teaching kids who are already masturbating that it's inappropriate in public. Funfact, it's not uncommon at all for young kids(and people with that level of mentality) to touch themselves in public. They just don't understand concepts like modesty or privacy very well, but they know masturbation feels good.
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>>92515714
I did use my dads back massager when I was 4 without even realizing what I was doing.
It still feels the artist could have done it without it being so sexual.
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>>92515793
autists need things to be explicitly stated otherwise they wont understand it. it is a necessary evil.
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>>92508654
>white people books
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>>92515680
They aren't hornier, just just lack the social awareness to exercise restraint like most people just as how their bladders and bowels aren't less capable than others' but they're still more likely to piss and shit themselves.
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>>92516003
>the night dad went to jail
>white people book
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>>92516065
>black kids
>having a father
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>>92516065
If it were a black person book it would be titled "The Night Dad Was Shot By The Cops"
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>>92516003
>black people books
>existing
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>>92514737
My knee grow
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>>92512444
>>92512545
>>92513658
She's not masturbating, it's just itchy.

One of my friends back in high school told me vaginas itch like hell
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>>92516273
And yet guys can't adjust without being looked at like a weirdo.
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>>92516065
>Black kids.

>Knowing how to read.
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>>92516290
>tfw you finally get alone and can peel for scrotum off your inner thigh
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>>92516436
>>92516290
https://youtube.com/watch?v=J1iVvnMSNlA
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>>92511844
that picture is from "Miss Dont-Touch-Me", pretty sure. Don't know what it has to do with the autism handbook that started the thread.
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>>92516290
>>92516436
>tfw your undewear is wedged inside your asshole and you have to masterfully pull it out without anyone noticing.

It's kinda hot when you catch women doingmit.
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>>92516436
For me it's the crotch of my jeans is constantly digging into my balls. Shit hurts.
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>>92516552
You need different jeans or a tailor if this happens with all jeans you get.
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>>92516153
I was implying that a book about autism is the white people book
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>>92513751
>this is the timeline we live in
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>>92516649
Well that backfired completely
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>>92516649
>Jasmine
>TJ

Should have been chimps instead of rabbits.
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>>92516273
your friend has a yeast infection. they don't normally "itch like hell"
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>>92516706
You can tell that they heard the whole thing.
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>>92516706
>just stay calm Chuck
>you don't want to upset your little girl
>I know it's weird
>but you know how sensitive she is
>anything can set her off and it'll take hours to calm her down again
>just close your eyes, Chuck
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>>92516649
Fuckyeah free teddy bear.
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>>92516794
>At least she's somewhat competent.
>Its not like she's walked in when Linda was sucking your di-oh wait.
>At least she didn't ask to do it.
>Yet.
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>>92516805
brb calling 911 on my old man
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>>92516649
So how did Rabbit-dad break the law? Because the cops don't make house arrests that often, unless it's for fraud, being in the mafia or owning cp.
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>>92516847
All 3.
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>>92516847
Rabbit-Dad had pictures of Little Bunny Foofoo hopping on a penis.
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>>92516847
Look at that Hawaiian shirt. Guy was a total coke dealer.
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>>92516847
>being in the mafia
Exactly. The book ends with the kid becoming the new don.
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>>92516847
Child molestation.
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>>92516847
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>>92516436
>not doing the cowboy leg shake
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>>92516746
Gross. Thank god I didn't fuck her.

Jk, I wish I did it was my best chance back then. She was cute but went full bisexual shaved head feminist when she entered college.
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>>92516979
What the fuck did he do? Did he kill the mom?
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>>92513658
Huh, someone actually drew it. /co/s insistence paid off

>>92513662
If she managed to function in public, go for it.
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>>92513662
you are ok, but never, EVER paint your dick blue.
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>>92516649
It's strange for a child this age to not draw themselves in a scene they were present at.

>>92516996
Well, it's "Dad's apartment", so...
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>>92516982
I lost my virginity to a girl with mild autism, bipolar disorder, suicidal behaviour and deep depression, she was cute and a good fuck.
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>>92514156
Huh, i almost thought the nudes in the sad panda version was edits made by someone on /cgl/
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>>92516649
BUN LIVES MATTER!
BUN LIVES MATTER!
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>>92517008
Underrated post.
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>>92516847
they found he's supporting Starco
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>>92516823
Girl's a fucking nympho. She looks horny as fuck in every picture
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who /50% divorce rate country/ here?
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>>92516979
>caused a lot of problems
That's vague as hell. 9/11 caused a lot of problems, so did Ted Bundy, Pablo Escobar, the Cold War, slavery, Mohamed, politics in general, etc.
I know a kid's book isn't going to reveal that his dad illegally sold weapons to ISIS, but this is too little info to satisfy my autism.
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>>92517088
They're not divorced yet but they are separated.
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>>92517105
They gotta keep it vague to appeal to the damaged children. Their dad's might be drug dealers, frauds, wife beaters, or just violent. Gotta keep it open.
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>>92517074
I think i heard somewhere that autist girls tend to have heightened sex drives
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>>92513751
How the fuck am I supposed to explain this to my sister who just walked in
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>>92517105
We just need the sequel: The Night I Grew Up And Realized Dad Is Actually A Dangerous Piece Of Shit And Not Just A Bad Boy
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>>92517165
Say you were trying to learn why she touches herself so much.
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>>92517162
There's no rule, it depends on the person. Some of them seem the opposite and are basically asexual.
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>>92516996
Apparently not
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>>92517171
>6 years
I don't know what he did but Jesus, is that not enough?
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>>92517203
They hid a shank in the baby, didn't they?
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>>92517203
I'm upset they didn't go the Zootopia route and have an horde of baby bunnies flooding the prison.
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>>92517171
Too bad his mom didn't seem to understand this. I guess some people enjoy being the victim.
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>>92517258
It's more complex than that, and the guy being an actual criminal can make for some solid disincentive.
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>>92517258
Damn /pol/ we don't even know for sure these bunnies are niggers. Tone it down. Maybe he's just a tax evader.
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>>92517088
my parents have been together for 25 years, still going strong
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>>92517389
Well aren't you fucking special?!
;-;
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>>92517389
Lol look at this fag. I bet he doesn't even have crippling anxiety. Do you have a single weird fetish? Get out normalfag.
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>>92514366
Someone storytimed it on /trash/ some time ago. I could post it here if anybody is interested and can't find it elsewhere.
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>>92517449
If it makes you feel better it's my Dad's second marriage

>>92517483
Jokes on you I don't even have an excuse for my depravity
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>>92517203
It would be kind of hot if the dad was sent to jail for child abuse and rape and the kid secretly misses it
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>>92517506
Does it actually show her using the bathroom like it showed her flicking the bean?
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>>92517389
>he only had one Christmas per year
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>>92515793
>sexual
what a fucking pussy. its not like the japanese book showing boys how to anally masturbate properly, with lots of explicit and erotic imagery.

its like 2 pages of nudity. youre the kind of bitch who protests and froths at the mouth at accidental nip slips on live tv
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>>92517506
Please do!
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>>92517506
go for it, if it's worksafe
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>>92513662
She seems like she likes Classic Sonic more than modern Sonic, which makes her Somecallmejohnny levels of Sonic autist.

Keep her. She'll function just fine in society. Don't forget to buy her Sonic Mania.
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>>92517509
Truth is we are all the hosts of Kek. Dysfunctional family or not, we here were born with souls of 4chan gold and naturally drawn together, here, to fap to the retarded and await the end of the world.
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>>92517506
Alright

>>92517578
Yes, but nothing graphic of course
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>>92517650
Thanks anon!
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>>92517650
>She proceeds to shit her pants.
>The end.
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>>92517675
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>>92517675
>Ellies father always takes her to the to the park, hoping to lose her
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>>92517162
They're just able to ignore the status quo normalfags set up as social constructs. Normal women let society program their mind and libido. Not to mention the fact that its unlikely that an autistic woman would be fucking with her hormones with birth control pills.
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>>92517675
>Just smile and walk Walter.
>Just smile...and walk.
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>>92517650
thanks mate.
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>>92517675
Why does the dad look so fucking high each time he appears
Almost feels like he's looking at Ellie's head like it's a gigantic cheeseburger
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>>92517675
Look at the way she's looking at her father. At least now we know what she's thinking about whenever she puts her hands down her pants in public.
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>>92517739
The drugs numb the pain of knowing your daughter masturbates everytime she's alone.
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>>92512545
I can use this, thank you.
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>>92517769
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>>92517769
>Hey
>You going in there to take a shit too?
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>>92517761
Her room reeks of pheromones i bet.
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>>92517772
>check my vaginal dubs
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>>92517506
Lets see that autistic girl's butthole.
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>>92517794
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>>92517700
>Ellie shouldn't have eaten three burritos from Taco Bell
>Ellie has to take a massive shit
>It's going to burn
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>>92517821
PISS ON THE FLOOR
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>>92513837
What is Ben10 doing there?
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>>92517821
>mfw I'm gonna slaughter this racially diverse quota if these bitches don't get out of the way and let me take a shit
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>>92517885
2 hot 4 tv
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>>92517643
>Truth is we are all the hosts of Kek
Fuck off with your meme cult.
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>>92514606
>tfw you're tom
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>>92517918
MODS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>92517902
Begone unbeliever. Your soul of bronze is worthy only of your useful idiot kin.
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>>92517918
>Not putting a seat protector down
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>>92517953
What a twist.
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>>92517956
Those literally do nothing. You're just wasting resources.
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>>92518018
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I wonder what her dad is doing.
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>>92517953
Women are gross
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>>92517992
>male version
>unzip, pee inside the urinal, shake it, put it back inside your pants.
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>>92518022
Health wise maybe but god knows what's on that seat I'd much rather have a layer or something in between me and it.
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>>92517992
>Those hips
THICC
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>>92518070
Shit got real.
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>>92518067
Don't forget to put on the emergency condom.
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>>92518087
>>Those hips
>THICC

I think it's just a crap drawing.
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>>92518067
>Tom knows to leave one urnial between him and the other guys as a buffer
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>>92518070
OH BOY HERE WE GO
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>>92518100
Bitch is determined.
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>>92517918
>>92517992
>>92518044
>>92518100
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>>92518100
>Ellie thinks of those who wronged her and plans her revenge
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>>92518096
Ugh I just got flashbacks to that Watamote doujin where they all get gigantic meter-long cocks and have to keep changing out their condoms to contain the constant flow of semen
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>>92518100
AND THIS

IS TO GO EVEN FURTHER BEYOND

HAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>92518067
>shake it
But never more than three times.
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>>92512488
Anon pls
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>>92518120
> The F rule

The what now?
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>>92517953
I'll admit, I didn't see that coming.
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>>92518151
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>>92518140
>Ellie is frustrated that she can't go back to her bedroom and chronically masturbate because her Dad dragged her to the park because she spends so much time at home
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>>92518100
>Ellie notices one of the floor tiles is backwards. This angers her.
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>>92518151
Fucking censors.
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>>92518161

always wipe front to back, pussy to ass
never back to front, ass to pussy, unless you enjoy infections and a stinky pussy
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>>92518120

>pees at the same time shes taking a poo

Is this a thing women do? They cant hold in a piss while they take a shit?
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>>92518070
"sometimes"
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>>92518182
The true identity of the Tile Fucker has been revealed
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Art of Ellie and Tom going at it like rabbits when?
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>Ellie apparently shaves her cootch.
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>>92518200
I'm male and do it, sometimes, it's time efficient, specially when using a public toilet.
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>>92518151
>no pubic hair
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>>92514129

Hahahahaha.
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>>92518142
sauce me nigga
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>>92518200
You can?
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>>92518120
I'm learning so much about how women use the toilet today.
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>>92518200
Anon, you mean to tell me you don't piss when you shit?
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>>92518199
>Not standing up to wipe herself

I mean, I know she has autism, but what kind of degenerate does this?
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>>92518200
Why would you want to?
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>>92518200
if you're telling me you can control both barrels and fire off individually i'm saying you're a god damn liar
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>>92518266
>I FUCKING LOVE DOORHANDLES
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>>92517589
>what a fucking pussy. its not like the japanese book showing boys how to anally masturbate properly, with lots of explicit and erotic imagery.
W-w-what?!
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>>92518200
Do you not?
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>>92516664
>and these are the hands we're given
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>>92518219
who shaves her? extremely doubtful she's trusted with a razor
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>>92518274
>standing up to wipe
What kind of sick fuck are you?
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>>92518200
I'm a man. I'm unable to poop without peeing first.
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>>92518295
Or says she does.
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>>92518266
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Is it wrong I kind of want to read the male version just to make sure I'm doing everything "correctly"?
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>>92518198
I guess this can be useful to men too. Wiping towards your balls can accidentally get shit on them.
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>>92518313
How do you wipe without standing up?
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>>92518345
Its only like 10 bucks for a digital copy. I don't know why it hasn't been storytimed.
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>>92518274
>>92518313
>these fags don't captain morgan when they wipe
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>>92518346
Toppest fucking kek
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>>92518313
You mean to tell me you stick your hand inside the toilet?
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>>92518346
[EDUCATION INTENSIFIES]
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>>92518350
Lean to one side.
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>>92518359
And that's it.

>>92518346
kek
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>>92518346
>>92518359
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>>92518313
If you don't stand up how can you look over the doors and stare people in the eye while you wipe?
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>>92518295
This is why I avoid using the bathroom across the hall from the English department, because I always end up finding out which of my professors don't wash
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>>92518368
What's that?
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>>92518384
Which one?
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>>92518386
>What Richard forgot was that Ellie is lactose intolerant.
>She proceeds to shit her pants.
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>>92518386
>"No no, just chocolate ice cream, please. We're celebrating my little girl taking a shit, and it just seems appropriate."
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>>92512537
>3 genders comment
>Math about books comment

Reading comprehension fail.
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>>92518408
The best of both worlds.
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>>92518408
It's a mascot used to advertise rum.
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>>92518418
Generally the opposite side the toilet paper is on
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>>92518359
>only one
SmugPresident.jpeg
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>>92518418
Opposite if your dominate hand.
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>>92518366
I think a lot of people are concerned about these books showing up on their credit/Amazon history.
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I lean forward really far to reach around and wipe.
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>>92518199
>Reaching around the side

Huh? I always just reach forward between the legs to wipe.
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>>92518346
SIIIIIDES
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>>92518441
Wouldn't you want it on the same side so you could just run it directly from the roll to your ass without having to tear it?
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>>92512488

Man, I hope you're embarrassed about this.
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>>92518386
Why is there only one cone
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Why are these so hilarious?
>>92518455
Same.
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>>92518455
>>92518479
How does your sack not get in the way?
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>>92518274

>doesn't hold his balls between his teeth as he sits on the toilet and uses both hands to use a wire brush to clean his asshole

pleb
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>>92518455

>wiping back to front
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So /co/, do you wipe with your dominant hand?

I do
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Is that flower glued to her head?
>>92518474
Ellie has to watch her dad eat it.
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>>92518503
Who said I have one?
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>>92518474
It's a metaphor for a single body balancing three different flavors of autism.
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Girls are so gross.
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>>92518507
Unless you are a woman, there is nothing wrong with that.
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if you don't shit into your hand in the shower and throw it into the toilet, you don't deserve to post on 4chan
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>>92518525
Cause you're on /co/
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>>92518346
season 2 really ramped up the drama
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>>92518503
I guess my arm/wrist are typically brushing against it? I've never had trouble with my balls getting in the way.
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To recap, we have a thread about an autistic girl being a masturbation addict that later takes a shit at a public park with anons that are presumably adults debating on how to properly use a toilet and failing basic math.
Only on 4chan.™
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>>92518503
Unless you're an old man with low hangers, you usually don't have to worry about that.
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>>92518200
No anon, they'd rather piss then just leave and maybe just tour around a minute before finishing evacuating the waste from their body
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>>92518525
R I O
I
O
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>>92518542
In all seriousness, people whom shower rather than wipe are disgusting as fuck, as they're basically letting all the shit in their ass run free in their shower's floor, not to mention feet, plus the whole thing starts to smell like toilet water.
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>tfw your ballsack dips into the dirty toilet water
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>>92518525
Sorry to hear you had testicular cancer, anon.
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>>92518507
>Being so inarticulate that you cant wipe without dragging shitty paper over your genitals.
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>>92518620
This. I just wipe me ass with paper. My brother xalls me a pig when he's the one that showers without wiping.

Dumb fuck.
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>>92518576
I'm just waiting to see if Things Tom Likes gets uploaded, just so I can know if Tom cums in a sock, a napkin, a cumrag, or just shoots freely all over his floor.
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>>92518539

>dragging shit particles from your ass to your taint and possibly balls
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>>92518662
And when are he and Ellie gonna meet up? They'd be perfect together.
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>>92518662
My bet's on sock.
Clearly the best option.
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>>92518632
>tfw water splashes your asshole
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>>92518620
I do both.
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>>92518346
It was a different time.
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>>92518665
Last time I checked my balls are fucking far from my ass, unlike women's vagina, that its just centimeters from it.
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>>92518592
But why take the risk anyway? And besides my dick gets in the way more than my balls do.
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Please tell me anon has more. These are hilarious.
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>when you take a huge shit that fires out like a rocket, and it launches cold water straight upwards like a nuke detonated underwater
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>>92518689
>crusty sock of doom

I've burned far too many socks in my teenage years to hide this shame.

When you get older, you'll understand it's all about either shooting on toilet paper/tissue (easy to flush), or just shooting straight into the toilet.
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>>92518274
Who the fucks stands up to wipe themselves? When you stand up, your cheeks clench up, making it harder to wipe the poo.
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>>92518722
My dick shrinks when I took a shit, like in a cold night while watching the queen naked spraying me with a skunk.
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>put a sheet of toilet paper in before I poop so it doesn't splash
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>tfw I've installed a bidet to wash my ass in the toilet instead of having to deal with shit.
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>>92518620

I wipe.
But sometimes if it's a ridiculous amount of shit I feel like I need to take a shower even if I wiped a million times.
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>>92518161

Vaginas are easy to infect. You want to wipe away from them whenever possible.
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WHO THE FUCK APPROVED OF THIS??????????????????????????????
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>>92518816
does it also get you off?
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>>92518172
>>92518151

Using separate pieces of paper for your bum and vag.
B-but.... do other girls not use the same piece in one swipe front to back?
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>>92514176
>Ellie likes lots of different things. She likes listening to music and making pizza. There are also things that Ellie enjoys doing in private, like touching her vagina

I too enjoy making pizza, listening to music, and masturbating. Sounds like my kind of girl.
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>>92518827
why would you post that here you
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>>92518775
Too much of a risk with tissue for me.
Just go out and buy a new package of socks either with a colored heel or without, depending on what you usually wear. Then wash them.
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>>92518840
What girl want her ass smeared with urine?
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>>92518685
This pic sums up my feelings for this thread pretty well
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>>92518745
The other Ellie books can't be storytimed here without censorship.
Nobody has (good quality) versions of the Tom books (yet).
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>>92518827
This is an edit right

Though knowing France I'd say 50/50
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>>92518308

The book about puberty states that her mother will teach her how to shave her legs,
so presumably she is.
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>>92518862
Maybe you need to start hitting on more autistic chicks.
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>>92508654

Okay, but where does the OP image come from?
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>>92518881
Do they really get that lewd? Damn.
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>>92518827
Spoiler that shit anon.
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>>92515793
>Book about handling sexual urges in a responsible manner is sexual.

You don't say?
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>>92518308
She's autistic not physically incapable.
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>>92518816
Fucking jealous; from time to time when I am not kind to my gut I will have a shit that is almost entirely bile, dark yellow that stains the bowl and burns like hell on the way out, I'd kill for a convenient stream of cool water on my anus when that's going down.
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>>92512488
>being this dumb
Gave me chuckle
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>>92518888
No, it's what's in the book.
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>>92518840
This is how you get urinary tract infections.

Don't do this unless you have a fetish for itchy, burning infections.
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>>92518200
The rectal pushing stimulates the bladder so urine is released as well.
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>>92518200
I'm a dude and I usually piss when I shit

It may not be exactly simultaneous but all that pushing usually causes you to have to piss too
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My fucking sides. this thread is just gold.

>comic being posted
>comic actually on sad panda
>all the reactions and autismo related reactions
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>>92518938
They're about $40 USD minimum and install onto generic toilets really easy. I only got the cheap variety and now my anus is being trained to not be so sensitive via rough water spray. Spring for a little more for the gentle stream variety.
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I'm glad i got off the couch for this experience
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>>92519085
I honestly didn't think they were that cheap. I'm getting one.
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>>92518827
reminds me Starless, when you wake Marisa up every morning
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>>92518827
What part of "private" don't you understand?
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>>92518775
>When you cum in the shower not knowing what happens when water touches cum
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>>92518911

Oh nevermind I'm blind.
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>>92519140
what happens, amateur alchemist?
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>>92519140
I found that out when I was 13.
I was horrified.
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>>92519073
Fuck sad panda. I've never been able to bypass it and I refuse to learn how.

Just post the Tom pages here and let's see if I can't just learn something new today.
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>>92519140
>don't realize this
>have to pull dried cum out of your pubes not knowing what it even was
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haha, how can autism be used as an insult?
Only an ignorant cunt would use autism as an insult. (And there's nothing I hate more than ignorance)
Autism is a gift in my case, I have an IQ of over 150 which makes me technically a genius thanks to my autism. I've been going through school all my life being bored out of my fucking brains getting at least 95% on all my tests (and all the incorrect answers were silly mistakes) because I'm just too fucking smart for school I can't wait for everyone else to learn something I already knew within the first day or too of being taught it.
Every ear I scored the best of my year on these stupid multiple choice tests we do and the headmaster came to my class to tell me that, which obviously resulted in being called a 'nerd' which is true but I shouldn't be ridiculed for it.
I recently became home educated so I could learn at my own pace and I'm getting my GCSEs done in 1/4 of the time everyone else has to do it in, I'm also doing more than double the average amount of GCSEs that usually would be done.
I used to get paid £30 an hour working online, which is more than the teaching assistants at my old school earned, it was so fun pointing that out to them
So in conclusion, calling someone autistic is not an insult, in my case it makes me highly gifted.
One more thing, I don't know if this has anything to do with my autism but I am a sociopath so I'm not hindered by irrational emotions like guilt, compassion, empathy, etc.
haha, the most satisfying thing is to know that you will all see this as a waste of a natural gift and that I am undeserving hahaha, that brings me great satisfaction.
I'm practically perfect, let the jealousy flow through you.
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>>92518827
How erogenous are women's breasts, anyway?
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>>92519170
No one has the Tom stuff yet. I'm sure an anon here is gonna get them though.
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>>92519158
shit basically turns into rubber sement
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>>92519158
You ever poach an egg before?

Same concept.
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>>92518827

Well it is for girls.
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>>92516847
Domestic violence
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>>92518827
what's wrong with it?
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>>92517675
dad looks like he drops 2 grams every time he has to spent time with his daughter
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>>92519238
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Xea5iXmdK4
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>>92519174
Do I smell fresh pasta?
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>>92519158
It turns into fucking sticky rubbery glue
It's the fucking worst. Shit's hard as fuck to get out
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***RINGS COWBELL**

I GUESS I GOT AUTISM HUH

LOL

LOOOOOOL

IM AUTISTIC

***MORE COWBELL***

I PEE

WHEN I POOP

I RISE WHEN

I STOOP

I PICK UP WHAT

I PUT DOWN

AND I POOD WHEN I DOOP

LOL

POOP

DOOP

XD

LMAO

POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

*****************RINGS COWBELL HARDER*************

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
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>>92519170
>Fuck sad panda. I've never been able to bypass it and I refuse to learn how.
1) make account on e hentai
2) go to ex hentai
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>>92519140
It got all tangled up in my mom's hair. I had to fish out long strains of hair covered in my semen.
>>92519170
Dude, you make an account for E-Hentai and you log into the website. Then you can access Exhentai. If not just clear your cache and cookies and retry the process with your E-Hentai account.
I use a separate browser to hide my shame of looking at the degenerate shit of the sad panda.
Icognito on chrome fucks with it or what ever alternative to that is on other browsers.
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>>92513658
We need one on model to the show now.
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>>92519264
>>92519208
>>92519197
i'm glad i seem to only be able to cum sitting at my computer or in laying in bed
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>>92516706
She washed her hands, anon.
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>>92519102
I'm glad I didn't.
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>>92519272
>It got all tangled up in my mom's hair.
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>>92519302
Sometimes you just have an urge while showering, man.
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>>92516794
>masturbating
>weird

What's it like in the victorian age?
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>>92512386
There are at least 10 songs to meme on, and more if you can meta meme (think replacing dream with meme, lol, same diff) so take that
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>>92518182
>>92518386
This is how you know the people writing this don't understand autism at all, no freak outs about things that are JUST SIMPLY NOT THE WAY THEY ARE SUPPOSED TO BE.

>Ellie freaks the fuck out because chocolate is touching the vanilla.
>THE GOD DAMNED CHOCOLATE IS TOUCHING THE FUCKING VANILLA REEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>92519302
Honestly, fapping in the shower is a fuvking experience. In a good way
Just the cleanup.
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>>92519197
This actually helps explain the "dont cum in the shower" signs some colleges have.
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>>92519322
FUCKING PHONEPOSTERS REEEEEE!
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>>92518350
You lean forward. How fucking fat are you?
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>>92519350

lmao
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>>92519174
>I'm practically perfect

How can you be perfect if you can't even feel certain emotions and you sound like a total unlikable asshole? You'd be perfect if you felt those emotions but were in complete control over them and were also likable/charming.
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>>92519332
>>92519365
don't get me wrong i've tried it before

i meant i literally feel incapable of ejaculation while standing up
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>>92519404
I mean, sometimes I lean against the wall.
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>>92519367
if you got enough guys, wonder if you could potentially seal a drain shut
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>>92519404
I really hope you never embarrass yourself in front of a girl like that.
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>>92518239
go to bed granpa
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>>92519447
don't worry sweetie, it hasn't gotten in the way yet
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>>92518095
I don't need this shit right now.
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>>92519140
>Cumming directly on the toilet because thought it would be easier to clean up
>Damn cum stick to the toilet bowl even after flushing
>Had to manually remove it

Fuck my life, what the fuck was I thinking?
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>>92519272
>It got all tangled up in my mom's hair. I had to fish out long strains of hair covered in my semen.

Are you saying that your mom's hair was also in the shower and you got semen all over it?

For a moment I thought you saying that you jacked off on your mom's wig or something.
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>>92518200
Nobody can.
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>>92519085
I didint know what these things were called. I'm taking care of an elderly relative and this might really help, thanks.
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>>92519509
Anon, does this mean you have Toms?
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what in the fuck is going on in this thread
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>>92517724
British fucks, knew this book was up to no good
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So it is impossible to find/bang an incredibly attractive autistic girl then? I mean, will her parents just... Not let you fuck her? Saying it's "too damaging to her special mind" or something?
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>>92516341
Nice reading comprehension ironically
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>>92519433
You can. My roomate and I ended up fucking up the plumbing at our old apartment because unbeknownst to the both of us we were cumming in the shower and it eventually it clogged the drain
Granted, it was an old place. But still
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>>92519607

Help will always be given at Hogwarts to those who ask for it.

>>>/cgl/
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>That myth that masturbating makes your dick longer
>turns out it only makes it have a bigger girth

Anyone else know this feel?
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>>92519174
Stay in school, kid. Thats the one place we can excell. Stay in acedemics as long as you can.
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>>92519658
Isn't girth slightly more important than length? Wasn't Ben Franklin famously girthy?
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>>92519515
As someone who grew up in a house with three women I can confirm that hair gets everywhere - shower drains, sinks, clothing, furniture... it's like living with a shaggy dog.
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>>92519658
That's still good. More pleasurable for the woman having her labia stretched out a bit more.
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>>92518142
Please elaborate
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>>92518512
yeah, I also wash my hands after


I've had worse on them than shit
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>>92518095
Literally.
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>>92519658
This is a myth as well. No amount of pulling, stretching, sucking, tugging, jelqing, or anything else will change your length or girth. Pic related.
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>>92519140
>>92519501
>cum on friend's toilet one time at sleepover after hearing his mom and stepdad fucking loudly in the room next to me
>only just now finding this out
T-they didn't suspect me, right?
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>>92518455
she has autism anon
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>>92519713
what could you possibly have on your hands worse than shit?
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>>92518324
>>92518295
>>92518199
>>92518151
SOMEONE GET THIS TO INDIA
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>>92519741
Did you clean up?
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>>92513911
It was 75 in total for all 6. I bought just the Ellie ones. They're only selling physical copies in amazon and its 14USD for a new physical copy. I don't want to explain why I have those laying around my house so I bought the digital versions from the publisher which are about 15USD.

So I got the three for Ellie. Maybe I'll get the ones for Tom for all those shota lovers down the line.
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>>92519752
Cum
Wet cum
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>>92519777
I flushed. Nothing really got on the seat.
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My gf has autism and draws her donut steel MLP characters all the time. Sometimes she doesn't stop talking about it and has what I call "vocal glitches" where her voice degenerates into gibberish before returning to speech, all without her seeming to notice. I love her very much and I am going to take care of her, but I would not recommend a mentally off gf in general. I am so proud when she does something nice though.
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>>92519140
>first week at college
>have to take shower in public shower room with the little stalls
>wall and drain are covered in semen
>mfw

Turns out our dorm floor had a serial masturbator. After a month of cum in the showers, cum in the bathroom sinks, stains on the common room furniture, and spent condoms in the halls he was finally caught by campus police one night, masturbating into a vending machine coin return slot.
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>>92519556
Bidets should be more popular. I'm glad bringing it up could help two anons.
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>>92519796
>I don't want to explain why I have those laying around my house
Well, presumably you have an autistic daughter, sibling, or niece and are trying to be a loving, responsible parent/brother/uncle, but also realize these books are fucking hysterical.

No shame in that.
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>>92519893
can I not eat in peace on 4chan jesus
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>>92519923
>needing to have a jet of cold water shot up your ass every time you take a shit because you can't into basic hygiene or wipe properly
>>>/out/
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>>92514156
>"Ellie also has private zones on her body"
>Shows Ellie naked
>"Ellie knows boys and men have private zones on their body."
>Shows a black boy naked
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>>92519697

Funny enough I never really saw much in sinks/showers but that cause it gets cleaned up. There's hair everywhere else though because of constant brushing/combing/braiding etc. And my grandmother cannot stop pulling her hair out, literally.
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>>92519926
Honestly, I'd just tell people I have them because they're hilarious. I often tell my mom funny comments I saw on Pornhub to make her laugh.
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>>92519893
>was finally caught by campus police one night, masturbating into a vending machine coin return slot
oh jesus im dying
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>>92519893
this sounds like a brad neely comic

>semen in the corpse
>semen in the drapes
>semen in the beards
>it's pretty sweet
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>>92519819
>I flushed
You didn't clean up
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>>92519955
wonder if its a black girl in the boy's book
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>>92519893
>coin return slot

That's not even a crime of passion at that point, that's just seeing what you can get away with.
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>>92516982

I fucked a girl with a yeast infection once. It smelled..... AWWWWFFFFULLLL. She gave me no warning. The Dead fish smell just like... GROSS. We didnt not continue very long into it as we were in the back of my car and a cop rolled up on us. dude fucking save me, he has no idea. Just asked if we were 18 and left, but like, we ended it after that and I drove around for a few miles with the windows down.
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>>92519600
new flavor of the month, finally someone /co/ can relate
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>>92519893
>he was finally caught by campus police one night, masturbating into a vending machine coin return slot.
This guy
Is a legend
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>>92519893
>masturbating into a vending machine coin return slot
Wow, either he was autistic, or he had balls.
Many keks
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>>92519819
>I flushed
Pop quiz, hotshot. You've just spanked it into your buddy's toilet and flushed, but there's a little glob hanging onto the porcelain under the water. What do you do? WHAT DO YOU FUCKING DO!?
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>>92514156
Thank you good sir.
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>>92520030
>That pic
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>>92520078
I uh, I blame the dog!?
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>>92517389
My parents have been together for 40 years, get rekt
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>>92517953
why is this one redder
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>>92519893
>he was finally caught by campus police one night, masturbating into a vending machine coin return slot

I did the "serial cummer" thing a little bit in high school, but never blatantly in an open public space like a vending machine.

That takes serious borderline psychotic determination.
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>>92519870
That's sweet anon. Good for you.
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>>92519954
>needing
-Wanting- better hygiene and a way to wash my taint more regularly. It is hot and damp here and sweat rash is a thing I wish to control.
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>>92519893
>caught by campus police one night, masturbating into a vending machine coin return slot
WHAT!?!?!
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>>92520078
>>92520003
I just assumed it would get it, I didn't wait and see.
And it was actually more like 10 times. They went at it a lot.
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>>92519893
Well at least he didn't cum on the kitchen bench.
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>>92518294
nice beds are burning reference, what a jam
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>>92512488
Nice job Einstein.
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>>92519926
Anyone that knows me well enough to be allowed in my house knows none of those things are true.
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>>92517724
Proposing to use the bathroom with daddy
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>>92520178
Well shame on me for assuming the best in people.
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>>92517088
>Every single one of my friends had divorced parents
>I was the only friend any of them had who didn't have divorced parents
>Both of my parents have gotten a divorce at one time or another but never from each other
I think they've been together for about 27 years of loveless co-dependence.
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>>92519893
Back in high school, there was this fucking kid that loved to shit right in front of the toilet, not even in the seat, just on the fucking floor.

It went on for 6 months, with announcements ever so often of the principal telling us how disappointed he was on our behavior, as he figured we were all guilty for not ratting him out.

And just like that, one day, he stopped, and as far as I know he never got caught.

It was an all-boys school by the way, so there was always something new waiting for you in the bathrooms.
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>>92514129
kek
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>>92519870
>Tolerates mlp
>Sees past person with disability
>Has a GF

We really need more wholesome anons like you. You're a real standup guy who shouldn't be here.
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>>92520202
If it makes you feel better, I'm not aroused by the books. Ellie is cute though and would like to see more porn of her.

The Books are hilarious though.
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>>92520249
Exact same story here, except my parents are on 25 now.
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>>92520178
>look at Anon, he keeps toys of his niece's favorite anime all over his shelves just to keep her happy when she visits
>Anon even has all her video games and MLP comics strewn about his floor, and he's too nice to pick them up for her and misplace her things
>he even has her abstract sculpting on his top shelf! What'd she make for you, a massive alien cow worm?
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>>92518288
oh, are you not familiar with it?

pages alternate between useful information and then just straight up porn
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>>92519140
i just cum straight onto my stomach/chest and rub it in.
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>>92519893

This reminds me of the manga where a creepy guy was conspiring with a creepy girl in highschool and he masturbated all over the place in school/onto people belongings.
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>>92518689

Does the guy on /b/ still share his huge soda bottle of dried out cum?
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>>92520410
I fucking love OMK
Molester Man is still my favorite of the 2 I've seen, has he drawn any other ones?
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>>92520353
And I though only america reinforces homosexuality in their kids
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>>92519893
>he was finally caught by campus police one night, masturbating into a vending machine coin return slot.
I guess he didn't see that cumming.
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>>92519893

>dick in cold metal change slot

God bless him
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>>92519893
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>>92520353

This looks...wrong.
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>>92520493
Now he's gonna have to CHANGE his ways
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>>92520030
I can already relate to Star... I don't need this type of autism.
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>>92520353
is this on sadpanda?
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>>92520353
that IS porn though
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>>92520489
>>92520583
on one hand, i appreciate them trying to normalize anal masturbation and taking the time to inform boys about how to do it right, because there truly is nothing wrong or gay about it. its healthy and pleasurable and the stigma is just ridiculous.

but then, they do stuff like this and make it look like its a thing for sissies and traps.


>>92520647
sort of. its over 100 pages in japanese, but only a handful are in english
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>>92519356
The woman who wrote this is a specialist in dealing with autists. I think she knows what she's doing.
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>>92517165
You're the one with an exhentai account bro, you knew the risks.
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>>92520688
only some pages. it does a bunch of info pages and then a couple of pages of porn or light porn
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>>92512488
I hope you feel bad
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>>92519893
But vending machines don't accept Canadian currency.
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>>92520813
tire money isnt real money
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>>92520624
I bet they SHOT him a bad look
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>>92520854
Now he must PAY the ultimate price
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>>92519752
bleach, lorsban, ammonia, etc
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>>92517203
I kind of want to see the dad and daughter done in a scene like at the end of Con Air and he gives her a beat-up Nicholas Cage doll.
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>>92519893
He just wanted to go for the money shot
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>>92516979
Flash Season 1
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>>92520994
He was trying to get more bang for his buck.
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>>92520689
how did things get so gay so fast around here
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Ok, long story short i have found a really old guide about hacking animal crossing for the gamecube. Video of some of the shit possible hereV
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EYKJmXwgv98

It looks like it has a lot of dead links and shiet. I was wondering if any of you autists were familiar with hacking it or know anything about finding more coherent guides than the one i found, which isnt bad but a little hard to understand.

I have all the tools, memory cards, AR, gamecube, GNCcrypt.. But I'm a little timid to attempt this.
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>>92521128
wrong thread, my dude?
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>>92521208
ah shit im still in that fucking /co/ thread

who is the autist here, really?
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>>92521128
Wrong thread, man?
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>>92519509
The way she always sticks out her tongue
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>>92521232
>who is the autist here, really?
I mean

everyone on this site?
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>>92520453

I have no idea.
The manga has a separate author and artist.
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>>92521117
i blame you, personally. its all your fault. you couldnt stop memeing about anal masturbation being gay. oh no, its totally for faggots. oh but guess what, guys try it and find that they like it because thats just biology, but they hear only faggots like it so they order a shimakaze outfit from amazon and go out trapping and its ALL YOUR FAULT
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>>92520396
I'm not proud of the times I've done that
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>>92519176
It varies. For some women they're a huge turn on. For others breasts don't have much feeling at all.
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>>92521375
>Shimakaze
>of all KanColle girls

What sluts. I'd probably try an Ammy trap, though.
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>>92521460
probably like male nipples and balls. you dont really feel much just messing with yourself, but when somebody else does it, its like electricity running through your body
>first time your gf tongues your butthole
all youll ever ask for


>>92521466
>shimakaze
>girl
all 2d and 3d shimakazes all have dicks my man. keep up with the times
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>>92518246
>>92519705
https://exhentai.org/g/1048316/02a0a2b5ff/
Beware: scat. Among other things.
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>>92520249
Both of my best friends fathers died at fairly young ages and my parents are still married. Go me.
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>>92518070
Good thing she's not in India
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>>92519741
if they didn't stop, then reason would suggest they didn't know




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