LET ME SHOW YOU HOW IT'S GARFIELDGARFIELD GARFIELDLET ME SHOW YOU HOW IT'S GARFIELDGARFIELDGARFIELDLET YOUR PUSSY TALKLET ME GET THAT GARFIELDGARFIELD GARFIELD
Do you think Jon ever... Y'know?
>>95293562You know what?
>>95293603that's the cutest Garfield strip I've ever read.
>>95293603Take responsibility Jon. You know what you did.
STUFFING YOUR FACE AS USUAL
>>95293633Has Davis regained his prime?
>>95293694Idk, something about the color palette seems different tooIf we give it attention will it get better?
>>95293603what the fuck is his problem?
Was Jon a catfucker?
>>95293775Probably. I seriously doubt he got laid with that paw print tie.
>>95293751Jon needs to be cut down to size every now and then.
>>95293751Attention is being paid to someone that isn't him.
Best site for the strips? Maybe random ones?
>>95294065The official site, actually. It's where I save all the ones I post.
>>95293803How could he screw up so bad? jeezus christ Jon>>95293844ok that's actually pretty funny
>>95294176>getting cucked by your own catcan he get any lower than this
What's your opinion on fan edits?
the newest strips are... oddly nihilistic
>>95294377But who took the picture of the booth??
>>95294472storytime????? AW YE
>>95294370Liz's lips make me diamonds. If I'll give Davis credit for anything, it's the DSL he gives the ladies.
>>95294523>>95294498>>95294472I am intrigued.
>>95294523>>95294553Liz is way too fucking cute in this, which immediately makes me think something awful is going to happen to her or she is going to turn out to be a total bitch.
the feelsI feel them
>>95294701well that was oddly cute and wholesome
I'm disappointed that fancomic Liz doesn't tell Jon to not mention Lyman's mouldering corpse in the yard.
>>95294925lol, who is the girl and what is she saying
>>95294782>>95294806This is abnormally funny for Garfield, like I had a really good chuckle>>95294943>stay calm, cat. >Google: because my cat is fat>Note: The 10 fattest cats in the world>Shirt: CatwomanThanks, Google translate.
>>95294701My fucking heart. My boy Jon's all grown up.
>>95294806Y'know even though he sucks at it. John is pretty romantic.
>>95295145did Jon just break the fucking laws of conservation of energy or what, where the fuck is all that rice from.
>>95294943>>95295027Sombra from Overwatch.And it's not "Because" it's "Why"Why is my cat so fat?
>>95295027>>95294943More accurate >Fucking cat, stay calm>Why is my cat so fat?the rest is ok
>>95295065He has his moments.
>>95295350nigga thats cute as fuck
>>95295185Rice expands when you cook it. The ratio is 1 cup = WAY TOO GODDAMN MUCH RICE WHAT WERE YOU THINKING
>>95295526>Jon has a landline>Jon's cat has a cell
>>95295572what does the cat suddenly get boobs.
>>95294335>yfw Garfield had traps decades before it was cool
>>95295681I won't believe this was slipped in by mistake.
>>95295681Is Jon telepathic?
>>95295831those tv movies were decidedly ok.
>>95295065Yeah, John is pretty romantic. Not Jon though.
>>95295831No fucking way
>>95295987Did they fuck?
>>95294472>>95294498>>95294523>>95294553>>95294577>>95294595>>95294615>>95294639>>95294660>>95294683>>95294701I expected this to take a dark turn
>>95294782>>95294806this is one of the reasons why I love Jon and Liz being a couple, Liz can handle the Straight Woman role really well, thus allowing Jon's weirdness to reach new heights(without having to tap into the dry well that had become Jon's love life prior to him and Liz hooking up)also I wonder if we'll ever get to see them tie the knot?>>95295913got those for the rest of the team?might have to bug /trash/ into making some Pet Force fan art
>>95296157>got those for the rest of the team?I do indeed.
>>95296207those are not pecs. those are tits.
>garfield will never sluck the cheese off your lasagna
>>95296234I remember when I was assembling these, it took me forever to realize the first set was the Abnermal costume because it was miscolored.
>>95296247this almost seems fake, lol
>>95294763Or banal and pointless.Either one.
>>95296247What the hell is slucking?
>>95296440BooooYou suckYeah (You)!
>>95296083Was it rape?
>>95296122Oh shit, this reminds me of some of kiddie-level gruesome humor in Calvin & Hobbes.That's a good thing, obviously.Is one of Davis' ghost artists actually good or something?
wonder how one works for Paws
>>95296472It's just a terribly boring slice-of-life thing with a bland conclusion. I'm not going to praise something for being vaguely pleasant.What's it even got to do with Garfield? It's not as if it put a clever spin on things by making them more mundane. It might as well just be original characters.
>>95293537what did i read lol
>>95295988This one got me
>>95296501Joke's on you, Davis. We made you draw.
>>95296889jon has seen some shit I tell ya hwat
garfield eats the lasanga
>>95296889They have barbs, not teeth
>>95294701>>95294683>>95294660>>95294639>>95294615>>95294595>>95294577>>95294553>>95294523>>95294498>>95294472Good shit. Right up there with Boys Night Out.
>>95295616Rice keeps. Just put it in the fridge and have it later. Nice to have extra cooked rice available anyways. Saves time when cooking something bigger.
Remember when loud commercials were a thing that was happening?
>>95297939what a trove of reaction faces
>>95294304This is hilarious, I love how Garfield shrinks for the last panel.
>>95296207I want to FUCK garfield
>>95296822I don't get it. Is the snowman putting up a middle finger?
>>95298290It's picking its nose.
>>95298179Garfield had a mom?
>>95298370Everyone comes from somewhere.
>>95298327That makes more sense. Sort of.
>>95298787>that zoom out of the tablemy world view has been shattered
>>95298787Not bad. Half a kek for you, Jim Davis.
>>95298787well gee Jon, and you only had to wreck a perfectly good dining table to give your poor cat a heart attackwell done
>>95298975>Bringing your cat onto a bus and using up precious rejuvenating oxygen that could go to all the busy overworked people that come and go all dayWhat the ever loving fuck is wrong with Jon?
>>95298975>literally has his cat on a public bus>acts like everyone else is the freakOh Jon...
>>95295913>>95296207>>95296234>>95296271>>95297208What is this?
>>95297939I don't know why I did this.
>>95295027>>Google: because my cat is fat???I bet you're an Ovni-Press translator.
>>95296889>YOU USED TO BE A CAT! A CAT!
>>95297939they stiII are
>>95295911i turned myself into gazorpazorpfield mortyim gazorpazorpfield riiiiick
>>95298245I want to SLUCK Garfield.
Between the Garfield and Heathcliff threads on /co/ I've come to like newspaper comics more than the people elsewhere who snark on them.
>>95302708Is it pronounced Gay-zor-Pay-zorp-fieldorGuhzorp-uhzorp-field
>>95295988>the way he leans in in the last panelSay what you will about the writing but the man knows comedic body language.
>>95301049I don't know what compelled you to make this but it's some good shit.
>>95300266A game that used to be on the website based on the Pet Force movie. You could mix around different characters' body parts.
This was always such a weird one.
>>95302651Garfield itself has always been much funnier than all the hipster ironic shit about it.
>>95303634how did he get away with this stuff?
>>95295749Traps were always cool.
>>95304055Isn't Nyan Cat copyrighted?
>>95304121Jon is pretty cute as a cat.
>>95294498I like polka
>>95305270Is there something to actually get?
>>95297634>Cooked rice keeps.No it doesn't. It dries up and gets crunchy as fuck.
>>95305635you trolling with that pic
>>95298445aww thats actually pretty sweet
>>95305793what's even the point of the pencil drawing set up, the comic would be exactly the same if the fridge was real
>>95305816John would have no reason to be curiousLike when road runner enters one of Wiley's murals
>>95298787>garfiel got what he wanted an is asleep now>jon just ruind his tablehe sure won that one
>>95298445Wow. They actually used the Mom design from the "garfield finds his mom" arc. I would've assumed Jim would've forgotten and just made her a fat cat like him.
>>95296207Some one should story time the BOOM! Pet force comics
>>95293882why the barbecue?
>>95307873Barbecuing is the shit. It means you have the time and money to buy food worth barbecuing
Jon and Liz comics are god-tierEverything else is 90% unfunny shit, 10% actually funny / cute gags
>>95296525This is pre-1990—exactly at the strip's peak. Much more creative and playful than later.
>>95307969Why would you ever even try and bathe a cat?
>>95308036It's like literally summoning a demon, screaming and flailingA real threat of hospitalization
>>95308036That mentality is why every apartment belonging to a cat owner I ever entered stank of cat.Al[l pets can be bathed for the sake of our noses, regardless of species.
>>95308160I feel like that's about not scooping the boxes daily
Isn't Jon married to Liz at this point in the comics?
>>95308239Yeah, cats don't inherently smell like cat-piss. That's their irresponsible owner's fault.
>>95308264I don't think so. They have been a couple for a while now but they're not married. I've heard something about Jon proposing to Liz in the second live-action movie, though.>>95296122Not as spooky as that one halloween comic.
>>95297596wtf is up with Jon's arms here?
>>95308993you're reading his arm as his body and his body as his arms. his stomach and back are making the profile lines of his body mass.
>>95293633What the heck? I actually laughed.
>>95298934He also had to cut a hole in his poor cat's bed. Also, what did he do with pillow?
>>95309758he put it behind his head
>>95308239It's all about the litter box. Cats dont smell like anything otherwise
Came in the mail today. It smells like ass
>>95298179Garfield's mom is kinda hotwas his dad a longshoreman or something
>>95305858>>95305816>John would have no reason to be curioushe could be malicious as to want revenge for the cookies.
>>95310316I'm pretty jelly
>>95308264Nah, they just live together I think.
>>95298975>Uranus has spies everywhere
>>95312340GoT reference, in my Garfield?
>>95315415why is this so fucking funny
>>95295049pfft, this is pretty funny
>>95294304this is my favorite
>>95303634What really sells this is Odie's face at end
>>95315415>>95315458>Garfield walks into Onett
>>95297836>KKKWhat did he mean by this?
>>95307409As far as I know, no one ever scanned the second annual. Which is a shame, because it was awesome.
>>95315415G is a real nigga
>>95317431>who pets the Pet Force
>>95317431so which comics do they show up in?
>>95317734There's the first annual (which WAS scanned) that includes a story or two from other issues. Aside from that, I think it's just issues 11 and 20.
>>95317794looking it up, it does all appear to be on Comixology(surprisingly they have His 9 Lives on there as well)
>>95317077I miss cute garfield. Hes too human now.
>>95317503didn't they do the same joke/face with garfield in the place of jon
>>95305793Garfield confirmed Road Runner relative
*blocks ur path*
>>95310316What the fugI need thiswhere get?
>>95293500More lasagna cat when?
>>95319660check back in 10 years
>>95319590search barf on redbubble
>>95308834Everett True sure looks weird here.
>>95293882>this is me
>>95293633fuck me i actually laughedalso new reac
garfield is the fucking strong
>>95293694Davis has been forthcoming about the fact that he hasn't done shit on Garfield for years. He literally has a studio of people dedicated to ghostwriting/drawing Garfield for him.
>>95293710SO HURRY UP WITH MY DAMN LASAGNA
>>95319543jon is gonna FUCK garfield
>>95303910just as expected
>>95304484Has Davis retained the prime he regained only yesterday?
>>95314874I guess that's one of those "pies" of all sizes.
>>95295049Did... did a Garfield strip just go in a direction I wasn't expecting? What has the world come to?
>>95323932>filenameYou mean it's not?
>>95322942Well he already sucked him >>95303634
>>95315458>What's your name?>GARF>Name this girl>ARLENE>Name this boy>NERM>Name this other boy>POODIE>Name your pet>JON>Favorite food>Lasagna>Coolest thing>Lasaga>Text flavor>Lasorgana
>>95307193Did this when Bojack S4 came out.
>>95303885Eh, I'd say the ironic stuff has a much better hit/miss ratio. But Garfield's been going on every day for nearly 40 years, we have 14000+ comics to cherry pick the best from.
>>95317431>that KrackleWho'd have thought that Garfield would care enough to do proper homage to the king?
>>95294429>I eat, Jon. It's what I do.
>>95324908I don't think he worked on Pet Force, but Mark Evanier still does work for Garfield, and he's been a long time Kirby proponent.
>>95307710I loved that particular strip as a kid.
>tfw lasagnacat will take 5 years or more to produce.
>>95293500Is this some honest to god Garfield OC?What's going on with Garfield here lately?And when are we getting more of /bestgirl/?
>>95295027>>95295246It's "Why is my cat so fat"
>>95325414>And when are we getting more of /bestgirl/?probably never, since Jon is with Liz now(although it'd be interesting if Lyman were to be brought back and given Jon's "hapless loser when it comes to women" trait now that he's not using it)
>>95317431you're now imagining the watchmen vietnam scene but with odie as the comedian and pooky as dr manhattan
>>95325503Is he still down there?
>>95325414>tfw no wolfgirl gf to go hunting on a full moon withThis is a pain I stopped feeling with Winnie but this is worse
>>95296580I agree and I've seen this trend in fan-works like these all the time, I'm getting sick of it. What if the characters weren't their characters? Then they'd be someone else! It's not enjoyable to read, at least not for me.
>>95325712kek, yoto you're a fucking gift man
>>95303885Some hipster ironic take on Garfield I kinda like. I still think Garfield Minus Garfield is great in its own way and the Randomizer is funny. But on the whole most internet criticism where it's practically ripping the comic apart, those aged less well than the comic itself. The only thing I like still is Lasagna Cat, and even there the guys who made the videos kind of came to acknowledge some of the comics' merits.
>>95294304>Jon of Steel.png
>>95294377My 8th birthday.
>>95325630I hope you mean proper loli winnie and not that aged up crap
>>95325712where's the liz lewds?
>>95307710its cute when they have their moments of fun
>>95326665Finally a man of similar taste and refinement
>>95294304whats the last panel from
>>95326665>Tfw off by one>>95327113aged up is a fucking cancer that self-loathing pedos likely propagated
>>95296154As soon as the friends showed up I thought he was about to get NTR'd.
Did someone say female Garfield?
>>95327682you are gross
>>95293882ow the edge
Do you guys think I sound like Garfield?https://vocaroo.com/i/s1pXBLxEkvxc>inb4 I have to go downstairs and get on a real computer with a real mic
>>95328324not too bad
>>95328324Are you trying to sound like Garfield there, or is that how you normally speak? It does sound a little bit like him.
>>95327983Has Davis exercised the retaining of the prime he regained two days ago?
>>95328520It's looking goodDo they feel our eyes?
>>95328664so when did liz get collagen injections?
>>95328355Wise-ass Garfield is the best
>>95328324>>95328335>>95328481Here's me speaking normally and me speaking Garfieldy.https://vocaroo.com/i/s0y8ITAEPsUX
>>95328797Hearing your normal voice, i feel like you could sound even more like Garfield if you worked on it
>>95317431Damn shame I've been wanting to read those issues too. I haven't gotten the chance to read any of them due to their absence on readcomiconline
>>95294523>>95294615Liz not being a bitch just feels wrong, Its nice to see Jon being happy though
>>95329265I think Liz comes of that way because of how sensitive Jon is. The thing that hit me about the comic was Jon learning he even can be happy and that people aren't only interested, but they actually care.
>>95327907Would she still sound like Lorenzo Music?
>>95329286Maybe like Doc Hammer
>>95296501Sorry, not sorry.
>>95327786Make a more interesting comic next time.
>>95329464would more edges please you, m'lord?
Bonus points for posting on season!
>>95329475Please include at least two murders and a rape wouldn't go amiss.
>>95296580>What's it even got to do with Garfield?>>95325751>What if the characters weren't their characters?The comic isn't taken too far away from Garfield's roots, and the characters weren't altered all that much. Jon does actually work as a cartoonist, and cartoonists often take inspiration from their pets or people they know. Garfield is partially based on the farm cats from Jim Davis' childhood, while Jon's profession and farmer background might make him somewhat of an author avatar of Davis himself. The fancomic discusses Garfield's premise; a cartoonist drawing comics about his life.I agree that the fancomic was a little bland, but I don't think it strayed all that far away from what Garfield is.
>>95329839pretty cringey way to be. Even ironically.
>>95324628is this real?
rockcock I know you're here
>>95308036We had to bathe our cat when someone coloured it in with chalk, and another time it went under a car that was leaking oil and it was covered. Both things you would rather it didn't ingest a load of or get on other thingsIt totally froze when you held its scruff, so you could pick it up (supported of course) and put it in some soapy water and it would be fine as you scrubbed it.Then again it used to love going out in the rain, coming in and being towel dried and then heading right back out again.
why have garfield threads been more common and hitting bump limit lately?
>>95329449reeeeeeee fuck you
>>95298043I always figured everything took place on countertops in garfield's house, I never thought of the floor and the background as connected like that
>>95333290his happy face is cute as shit
>>95333511is there an arc here?
>>95333777as I said earlier in the thread, I love how Jon being with Liz allows the more charming parts of his weirdness to shine, instead of the creepier parts that kept getting the focus when he was single
>>95334168>crying about him being creepylet me guess, him flirting with women on the street made you offended
>>95334228>let me guess, him flirting with women on the street made you offendedactually that's not what I meant at all, more about how the comic would occasionally show Jon going nuts from loneliness due to not having a girlfriend, or any human friends period for that matter
Who would garfields boyfriend be?
>>95296580>>95325751imagine finding something so inoffensive you actually manage to get offended by it.
>>95325751But they are their characters, the narrative is just from the perspective of Jon and Liz instead of Garfield.
>>95298370>Garfield had a mom?Yeah, and his grandpa also turned up once.
>>95327907You lady Skwisgaarfield
Garfield! Help me!
>>95329449you orange bastard.
>>95329449man fuck you... here
>>95335028Why is the road pink
>>95294335This one always confused me as a kid.
Too much internet for John
>>95322942garfields bizarre adventure
>>95335028this is unnerving
>>95337726based garfield i hope its liz and from that angle jon can see up her dress
>>95336391Compressing to gifs sometimes messes with the colors, but that's just a guess on my part.
>>95329449fuck you garfield
>>95329449God damn it
>>95295950Not sure if Jim Davis himself feels either honored or extremely creeped out by this
>>95315458GARFIELD IS SANS UNDERTALE!?
Garfiel is almost 40years old and I should have done something with my life
>>95333989Yeah, Garfield and Odie had wandered off, Garfield just to see where he'd end up if he kept walking, and Odie because Jon sent him after Garfield, momentarily forgetting that Odie is Odie.
ignore this one too
>>95341575sup Q why did you quit doing that podcast with sal?It was okish
>>95329449This is cruel because you know we all love our mothers.
>>95342276>your mother taught you to negotiate with terrorists
>>95329449Joke's on you, my mother died years ago!;_;
>>95340499it's always nice seeing Jon have friends, especially if they're weirdos like him
>>95343576Old high school friends are a truly special bond.
So Garfield is immune to chocolate. Interesting...
>>95340499Why do I feel so much for this man? I'm so happy to see that he's hanging out with someone as weird as him that's human.
>>95307027>this strip has story arcsI always forget about thatWhat is your favorite story arc?
>>95295831>>95296019>>95302334https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4UhclY-nMgAIt's fucking real. Even in the trailer.
>>95344505needs a Jojo edit
>>95344589I feel like this could be exploitable
>>95344790Just remove the text on the book