Well howdy everyone! It's me, your old pal Butters! Gee whiz, it sure feels like it's been forever since the last episode of South Park, but it's just been a year! Lotsa stuff has happened since then, and now the nice fellers at Comedy Central are going to premiere the new season tonight at 10/9c! Hey, that's two hours from the time of this post! Neato!>White People Renovating Houses - Protesters armed with tiki torches and confederate flags take to the streets of South Park; Randy comes to grips with what it means to be white in today's society.Aw hamburgers, a Randy episode? I thought we were going to see AWESOM-O versus Woodland Critter Christmas, I sure hope they weren't just joking about that...
>>95317687Is it the same anon doing these threads for years? Because that's some dedication.
Based Butters.I missed you.
>Every liberal "news" site going on about how South Park gonna take down White SupremacistWatch M&T pull a 180 and completely ignore s
>>95317755I'm pretty sure its one of the South Park Studios staff
>>95317687Butters I'm going to start false flagging as various political ideologies just to spite you and your thread
>>95317783AV club is going to follow suit after they posted that article blaming South Park for the alt right.
Hey assholes, we are tired of political shit, if this isn't a fakeout or a human portrayal of legitimate grievances i'm out.
>>95317801pls no bully
>>95317687Oh sweet dude, Looking forward to those kid focused episodes... they're gonna be great, that preview pic definitely won't disappoint.
Hope we get plenty of episodes where politics aren't the focus. Also more highest honor.
>>95317687Honestly Butters, I really don't care about a new episode of South Park after last seasons shittiness.I'll wait until tomorrow to see how anon's rate the episode before wasting time watching the episode or not.
>>95317687How long will pic related last?
What are the chances they get more scenes together this season? What about a whole episode?
>tfw you're at work and you don't have to watch two Colorado faggots fail to comprehend white people frustrations and proceed to just call them bigots
Post south park fanart
>>95317687FUCK WHITE PEOPLE.jk, I love you glue colored tyrants.
Still calling it on Kenny coming out as Norse/Germanic pagan
>>95317687I really do hope they weren't joking about that. But at least you're aware so I'm sure we'll get some nice comfy small scale episodes this season. And much as I hate to be a shipfag, I hope Heidi and Cartman have an interesting dynamic going forward. There's a lot of ways to go with that and I'm looking forward to seeing where it goes (if anywhere)
>>95317897>How long will pic related last?Hopefully forever
Will Mintberry Crunch be in FBW and will I get the opportunity to kick his ass? That's what matters to me right now.
>>95317922LOL I think you mean coming out as Asexual.
Fuck you i like Randy episodes more than Butters episodes
POLITICS POLITICS DRUMPF DRUMPF DRUMPF CURRENT EVENTS IPHONES CELEBRITY IN THE NEWS POOP BOOGERS SHIT SOCIAL MEDIA
>>95318039Not with all the girls he wants to nut in, nigga he a norse god
oh boy, another episode that will feel dated in a weekthey really lost their edge after literally becoming their wife's son's father
So is it confirmed no season long continuity? Hope so.
Characters we miss:>Clyde Frog>Mr. Hat>Dr. Mephesto>Chef
>>95318102More or less. They seem like they're done with that for now. They thought it would be easier to shotgun relevant jokes by maintaining momentum. Didn't work out too great.
>>95317902>white american* people frustrationsCreating spacegoats to project all their frustraions in easily identifiable targets, instead of the complex cause of the actual problem? Looks like the kind of thing that SP would do.
So what was the deal with those retarded grapes again? Feels like they had a plan for them that ended up going bumfuck nowhere.
>>95317687Has butters accepted he is one of the worst characters next to randy?
>>95317986>>95318000Trips confirms long lasting relationship.
>>95318027post more cartman love hate has no place now didn't he have a black gf in season 12
>>95318186Fuck off to reddit nu-male libcuck nigger
Why is Leslie best girl?
>South Park makes fun of the left>lol so funneh BTFO>South Park makes fun of Trump>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WORST SEASON EVERNever change/pol/ is just the right wing tumblr. Somehow saying that made /pol/babies misconstrue that as me saying both parties are the sameI'm starting to think /pol/ is worse t b h
>>95317897I like the pair but I also want them to introduce a third girl for the new season, make it a subtle running theme.
I hope it isn't all serialized like last season. I want some good standalone episodes.
>>95318135Cartman will always be the best.
>>95317687Will they end the whole member berry or just forget it ever existedI would rather they end all the bothersome things of the past season in one sitting like Rick and Morty, and just go on rest of the season freshOffscreening it is also an option too
How South Park manages to have so much good art?
>>95318278It has been said again and again that the show will be episodic again
>>95318301Japan is crazy about it.
>>95318002Even if this thread devolves into /pol/ bullshit, you made this worth my visit.
>>95318202They were just there to bitch about new Star Wars
>>95318301Based japan. There are some nice western artists out there too.
>>95317687BUTTERS! What did your mother and I tell you about posting on this rotten website?!
>>95318297Damien should come back and summon Pip from the depths of Hell so they can go on an adventure. And the Goth Kids can become Damien's followers.
>>95318388its okay dad it's /co/mblr they hate nazis
>>95318262Your right but also SP hasn't been good since season 17 or 16
>>95318388That's not Butters!
>>95318396Damien's a fag tho
>>95318262People who hate Trump have also said it's one of the worst seasons ever. I'm inclined to agree considering that I dropped it halfway through it (apparently before it got really bad)
>>95317687Is it back to episodic format? I'm tired of the long running shit format.
fuck I hope we see satan this season I miss him the most
Fuck the "boo political" haters. I just want more South Park and hopefully they go back to no more season long stories or tone it down.
>>95318405South Park hasn't been good since Scott Tenerman must die
>>95318463It's the arcs.In 2008 they had an episode ready if McCain had won. This time they didn't have the time to make essentially 2 seasons
>>95317687>Protesters armed with tiki torches and confederate flags
>watching reddit park
>>95317839Oh cool, you're still making these.
>>95318497yeah, the arcs are what people were complaining about. We'll see if they really did drop that idea.
Are you guys ready for the return of the greatest superhero of our generation, THE COON? He's really cool, and he fights crime and the hippie agenda. I think we can all agree he makes a difference in this town.
>>95318262/pol/ doesn't care about you or cartoons, they consider such things beneath them and rightfully so.
God fucking damn it. My cable box literally just had a seizure and died just as I turned on the TV. Other than K.O. and Rick and Morty this is one of the only things I watch and now it's ruined.
>>95318431I remember this artist didn't she deleted all of her south park art?
>>95318548Oh how I wish this is true.
>OP is so afraid of /pol/ hijacking his thread that he has to dump husbando pics as a buffer Jesus Christ you guys are pathetic
Whatever happened to South Park not cutting down politics? What in the fuck? I thought they were going to avoid politics and now they're bringing up the tiki torch incident??
>>95317687Member the show was funny?
How long until it's on? Looking forward to the non-episodic format again, by the way.
>>95318135>95318135Mephesto in going to be in FBW
>>95318649About 1 hour and 30 minutes from now.
>>95318611I'm dumping cute pics because this is a fucking image board and I like cute pictures. If you want to be a big blubbering bitch and talk about how SP offended your widdle fee fees this fan art won't stop you.
>>95318585There's never a good one though.
>>95318127Any fanart of Princess Kenny without his hood means it's shit.
>>95318135>Mr. HatRIP he will be stuck in mr slaves ass for eternity
>>95318652this better be worth the 9 year wait
>>95318611Do crossboarder shills really think people will fall for these lies, despite personal experience clearly telling them otherwise?
>>95318135Did these guys die too?
>>95318652Cool. Best Scientist in South Park suck it Randy.>>95318715Jimbo and Ned are still around. I can't remember the last time they were important, but I don't remember anything happening to them. They were used way more often in earlier seasons.
>>95318652>That regular cat butthole surrounded by like 6 or 7 asses
>>95318708You replied so I would imagine so
>>95318785But HER hood is clearly there.
>>95318652I shame i don't have a PS4
>>95318715They were in World War Zimmerman and ran the weapon shop in Stick of Truth.
>>95318515Whenever I particularly like a show or thread.
>>95318822It's not just a ps4 exclusive. Do you not have anything else?
>>95318867I don't have an Xbox One either and my PC sucks ass. I think i'll just buy a new Laptop on Christmas
>>95318633Jeeeez anon, we want to hear about politics, jeeezz what are you like born in 2009like jeeeez....
Good to have you back, Butters.
>>95318908>my PC sucks assSoT could run on a toaster I don't see why this would be any different. What kind of shit tier abacus you running?
I wonder whats ganna happen to Garrison.and will the asian teacher get an episode?
>>95318244SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH LESLIE
so... Is there gonna be a stream going on?
>>95318944>What kind of shit tier abacus you running?Toshiba laptop of 8/9 years with Intel Pentium. Just to give you an idea Slenderman lags like hell
>>95317783>Watch M&T pull a 180 and completely ignore sIt's cute how you actually believe M&T aren't in the Hollywood liberal bubble.
Gerald is the worst character in this whole series.
>>95319036wait another hour then come back. a stream will be posted by then
I thought they were done with that episodic bullshit? This entire premise is something that I would expect from it.
have you guys entered the competition to have free food delivered for the south park premier?US only. https://twitter.com/SouthPark/status/908087909764517899
>>95319036>>95319135Normally suptv streams it.
Trey hates Trump because he has become the living embodiment of the "MY WIFE'S SON" meme after marrying a stripper.
>>95319135the deranged expression adds a nice touch
>>95318715Fun fact: up until The Stick of Truth, in 2014, Ned hadn't spoke since season 5, in 2001.
>>95319206He has a nigger son!?!?
>>95319072www.avclub.com/article/south-park-raised-generation-trolls-258253https://theestablishment.co/how-south-park-helped-empower-the-alt-right-a65abcc88c9bBy making Cartman popular and his behavior normal, M&T all but gave birth to you Kekistani turds. If they're sorry now, good. But I don't expect them to be (and a forced apology would feel faker than fake—that's probably a place where you rightwingers and leftwing me would agree).
>>95318666I love how your attempt to adopt the term snowflake just reinforced the point they made about you being snowflakes. Thanks for accepting you were wrong and they were right.
1 more hour. Let's see how things go. Please bring back the old-style theme song, the new one has been around forever now.
OMG you Nazi KKK White supremacist Alt right mens rights gamergate straight cis hetero males are gonna get shaded on so hardYAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSS SLAY QUEEN
The fuck? Japan ships Token with Clyde? Why Clyde?
>>95318449fuck yeah he is
Sorry but we're going to watch the last episode of Narcos instead.
>>95319247This is ridiculous. Also you do realise that stuff like this just polarises more people against you?
>>95319285i'm more of a clyde and craig fan t b h
>>95318388we know about the bath houses... leave the kid alone or we tell everyone in south park about them.
>>95319280Hey remember the Season 19 episode where everyone was saying South Park was going to rip on guns?
>>95319280How butthurt do you have to be to make an image like that?
>>95319322Craig is for Tweek
>>95319240Yes his wife is a coal burner.
Did I miss the episode?
>>95319239That's weird. I feel like Jimbo has had some lines in the past two or three seasons at least.
>>95319361Nope, starts in an hour.
>>95319361Comes on in an hour
>>95319322God tier taste anon
>>95319280why shouldn't they?
>>95319356Is his kid well behaved?
>>95319395because that's us and you're not allowed to make fun of our side
>>95319322I hope we see more clyde this season he's best boy. Craig and clyde are pretty great together.
>been watching the marathon whenever I could>shit like VHS, DVDs and camera only devices are being usedwhat a fucking trip
Too much gay. Who is best girl, bros?
>>95319304>Also you do realise that stuff like this just polarises more people against you?When has anyone, anywhere, ever realized this?
>>95319285eh 's okay>thinking that shipping works on canon/onscreen interactions/logic>anno domini 2017 >SHIGU DIGU DOO
>>95319449Heidi is cute. I wish she had more art.Leslie is an overrated robobitch.
one of the strangest fan arts I've seen
>>95319445Member when they dedicated a whole episode around a trapper keeper?They nailed an aesthetic of child culture that doesn't exists today. I particularly like the "Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub" episode myself for those reasons.
>>95319499It's a simple Alice in wonderland reference, I don't know what you find strange.
>>95319449Rebecca was cute in an awkward autismal sorta way before she snapped and went full Paris Hilton.
>>95319481As and ye shall receive little buddy.
>/pol/ thought The Cissy was gonna BTFO sjws>they get bfto instead>sjws think this episode is gonna BTFO /pol/>they get btfo insteadCan't wait
>>95317910its been a few years and i still cant find that lewd princess kenny picture with him looking in awe at a cock
more craig and tweek please thank you
>>95319405He dindu nuffin.
This goes out to all the SP girls we'll never hear about again.
>>95317687buttersBUTTERSthere's es literally nothing wrong with my wife's son taking controlBUTTERS !!! Are you paying attention?Just because you banged paris doesn't mean you are ground-proof mister
We're gonna need a new thread at this rate.
>>95319554They're like, ten
>>95319499who's the guy at the very bottom?
Are nazis mad about South Park too? I hope so. Soon thryll have nothing with all the boycotts they've been doing lately.
>>95319577give you a hinthe is the son of satan
>>95319526alright, what about this
>>95319565I told you it's NOT Butters.
Spectrum Tv doesn't offer Comedy Central so now I gotta wait till Tommorow
>>95319568Very few anons post during the show, commercials and after the show will be when it heats up.
>>95319584They don't even know, everybody is nazis here nazis there theses days. They are too much busy to notice new season premier is today.
>see this thread expecting typical triggered /pol/ bullshit>get cute fan art insteadbased /co/.
>>95319600THAT'S IT MISTERYOU'RE GROUNDED
>>95319594Kenny has finally awakened. The prophecy is nigh.SANCTUS.DOMINUS.PLURIBUS. OMNIBUS.
>>95318548>/pol/ doesn't care about you or cartoons, they consider such things beneath them and rightfully so.Lmao, that's what they want you to think, but they care. These are the same people who bitch about liberal stuff in video games.
>>95319651Fuckin' A lets do it
Trump did nothing wrong and supporting him doesn't make you a nazi.
>>95319714Alright, now convince the MSM of that.
>>95318497I doubt it was a full episode. Only like 3 scenes would be different.
>>95319714>legit jewish shill>neoconAll of you /pol/tards are literally just r/thedonald/
When will these four become a legit subgroup and get their own episode?
>>95319714Not all Trump supporters are nazis (just stupid), but all nazis are Trump supporters.
>>95319764I want to get into a fight with wendy
>>95319584"NAZIS" aren't mad. They're reasonably concerned.
>>95319604Only right choice.
>>95319756I can play this game too ledditor
>>95319876I want bebe to use me for my fathers shoe shop.
Hum. I wonder if Morrigan still watches this show...
So season 20 royally suckedLesson? If your gonna make an overarching story based on Real Life events happening around the same time, don't have a major plot point rely on an ongong Election having a certain outcome, at least not without a backup plan.They didn't expect Trump to win so the entire 2nd half of season 20 fell apart. And now they might have to write out Mr Garrison if it's true that they're not gonna target Trump anymore.Still want to play Fractured But Whole though
>>95319449South Park has some severely underrated milfs.Who's that with Clyde holding the picture of Betsy(RIP)?
>protesters holding signs against amazon and google and other online sitesThis is a bait & switch for sure.
>>95319952I don't know why people keep spouting this meme when the true problem was there wasn't enough material to stretch out ten episodes.
>>95319972no one actually cares what's on the signsTHEY'RE MAKING FUN OF US AND THAT'S NOT OKAY
>>95319905uh oh, we triggered a /pol/tard. he's declared a meme war.
>>95319940Morrigan is perfect
>>95319967She was at the funeral, also Clyde's segment would be mo impactful if he wasn't smiling or crying... just looking down.
>>95319967he has a sister I think
>>95319980it just seems like they were banking on Hilary winning the election to keep the whole story on the rails
>>95319905fuck you got me
So when does the episode drop? An hour?
>>95319980They kept adding more and more plot lines instead of resolving existing ones. By the end of the season you had like six different story arcs up in the air. Trey said 'fuck it' and literally hit a giant reset button.
>>95319764I hope Red gets the Heidi treatment
>>95319993people who complain about /pol/ are more annoying than it
>>95318497>In 2008 they had an episode ready if McCain had wonDidn't they claim this to be false in the commentary?
>>95319993>USKill yourselves you fucking nazi piece of shit pile of trash.
>>95319967Poor Clyde ;_;
>>953200513 hours if you're on pacific time
>>95320093But anon, that would mean they've been quietly supportive of Democrats for about 10 years and thus not actually centrist after all!
>>95320089Red for Kyle?
I really hope the season sets up a huge 180 on the journalists and calls out the commies and antifa for their bullshit. That's probably asking for too much
Stream link? I don't want to wait 3 hours.
>>95320090How do you know about /pol/ ?That's it. BUTTERS YOU ARE GROUNDED MISTER.
>>95317897Before the episode's end, I'm fucking positive. They won't let Cartman stay this way for another season just to see vagina from a distance, that and Cartman not being Cartman takes away a lot of plotlines.
>>95320135>antifaOoohhh Anti-facsitsI thought it meant anti-furaffinity for a moment
>>95319280Won't someone PLEASE think of the Nazis!
>>95320158That's pretty neat.
>>95320130Kyle has terrible luck with girls so no, I mean giving her some focus
>>95320180Where the fuck have you been the past year?
why is Kyle's mom such a bitch?
It's getting close, dose anyone have a link to a stream?
>>95320204She's from Jersey
>>95320159>yfw it's revealed that Heidi has a secret psychotic/racist/narcissistic side that makes her more compatible with Cartman then we know
>>95320204She's a Jew
>>95320135I'm sure they'll make fun of antifa somehow. Not sure what "commies" you're talking about though, besides antifa.The tiki torch nazis deserve to be made fun of though. 100%
>>95320135>mainstream media ever calling out antifa
>>95320204dude you go spend a morning in a pantry without a can opener and see how you turn out
>>95320204>>95320211Can confirm, from New Jersey and most mothers here do act like Kyle's mom.
>>95320159Cartman should keep being Cartman and think it'll push Heidi away from him, only for it to make her cling even harder. Until she goes full yandere.>>95320214I'd be beyond hype
>>95320201I don't really pay attention to the news, I just keep to my own matters
>>95318613>and now they're bringing up the tiki torch incident??I have no idea what this is.Is that a good thing for me to not know?
>>95320158South Park has origins parodying those weird old 1960's cartoons like Frosty and Charlie Brown. Mother feels like that a lot of the time too.
>>95320227That's kinda the point. The alt-right have been constantly talked about by the media while antifa has been ignored. I hope they not only call out both groups for their shit but also the media for their bias.
>>95320174Timmy should've had "TIMMY" as his thing.
>>95320204>Why is a Jersey Jew a bitch
>>95320268White supremacists get a permit to hold Walmart tiki torches in a park and advocate free speech. Antifa shows up by the busload without a permit and begins rioting, white supremacists blamed for it.
>>95320204W w waaaathttps://youtu.be/i9AT3jjAP0Y
IF I HAVE TO SEE THIS FUCKING SINGING YOGURT COMMERCIAL ONE MORE FUCKING TIME
>>95320236can you link me, I can't find it in the directory
>>95319341If you notice, the people making these kinds of collages are always right wingers. They have no jobs and all the free time in the world to make bullshit like this.
>>95320283whats that two opinion pieces by two authors have two different opinions?
>>95319905Why do 'murricans think their so called 'left' is communist? All your 'left' politicians would be considered extremely capitalistic in a socialist™ or communist™ state.
Link to stream?
>>95320273The Mother series' artstyle would be perfect for a Peanuts RPG.
>>95320211>>95320225She's a jewish woman from Jersey.
>>95320275I wonder if two Jewish highly-successful figures in the media business, one of whom is married to a black woman and raising a half-black son that isn't even his, will dare to call out the left's pet attack dog
>>95320310She's from Jewrsey
>>95320284>without a permitFake news
>>95320198Only if they make this mofo her father
>>95320294or maybe theres so much shit like that you can make a collage easily
So it's an episode about those house decorating shows? Like Property Brothers and so on?
>>95320296Just let /pol/tards have their moment.
>>95319994Damien, Gregory, Mole, and Pip are really popular in Japan for some reaaon
>>95319481I can never find those Wendy greentexts.
>>95320319Antifa had a permit for an area but quickly went to places outside of it to incite rioting. Charlottesville police were told to stand down by the mayor, who is shady as fuck.
>>95320295If i wanted to read opinions I would go on an Anonymous image board. News Networks are supposed to have quality cotnrol.
>>95320296"why does everyone think everyone right of centrist is a Nazi?"Welcome to 21st century identity politics. Where idiots can think they're involved in politics.
What does Gerald smell like?
>>95320330if I'm just getting a black screen where the video should be, what do?
>>95320284Somebody drove his car into a knot of protesters, killing a 31 year old woman. You won't hear this on the news but the driver was mentally ill with a history of violence against his family. But now all white people are responsible for him.
>>95320379you need flash player
>>95319967>that Mrs. McCormickNo wonder Stuart keeps pumping her full of babies.
>>95320350What Wendy greentexts?
>>95320386Heather wasn't even hit by the car.http://www.unz.com/article/the-fat-heather-heyer-hoax/Yeah the source is biased, what I want you to look at is the tweet where her mom admits it.
>>95320386>But now all white people are responsible for him.Welcome to being treated like everyone else.
I honestly hope they don't bring up anything from last season. Just a bunch of what if's and fuck its.
Name a flaw
>>95320358CNN isn't the only news outlet who puts out opinion pieces.
>>95319967When Betsy died she told Clyde to put the seat down for his sister's sake but other than being at the funeral she's never shown up or been mentioned
>>95320386>Let's stop blaming muslimsBut they fucking take credit for it. They WANT blame.
>>95320420She came in at like the last 5 minutes of the game to matter.>fucking valkyre set has the only 1hs damage bonus>its at the end of the game>no NG+
>>95320284this is what happened>>95320386>Somebody drove his car into a knot of protesters, killing a 31 year old woman. You won't hear this on the news but the driver was mentally ill with a history of violence against his family. But now all white people are responsible for him.Crazy murderer murders someone. Crazy left blames all white people. Crazy people makes up a bunch of literal Fake News about how the women confidently just died of a heart attack (contrary to you know the actual autopsy report) instead of the fucking crazy murderer who ran her down with his car on purpose, because he was crazy and had been in trouble with the law before for violent assault on his own mother.And both sides get to not fix Murrica's shittiest in the fucking world "health care system" and not treat mental illness ever so this can keep happening over and over again when mentally ill people murder people.
>>95318210>>95317986>>95318000I hate to come off as a ball-buster, but after rewatching the season finale, Cartman comes off as too paranoid to stay with Heidy. I expect future episodes to be about Heidy trying to be close to him while he keeps thinking she's scheming, leading to a petty break up.
>>95320420she's a girl
>>95320420Her gigantic boobs??????Ugh grooosss
>>95320389>>95320402Agh! it's still not working?
>>95320400Something about Wendy when she had the massive boobjob and I assume with Anon. /trash/ didn't have them and the thread I first heard about them in just kept calling pedo to the Anon that mentioned them in passing.
>>95320439Interesting.>>95320395Damn straight. Kenny's mom is cute. It is weird that in 20 seasons we STILL don't know her name.
>Oh shit new south park tonight>White people with tiki torches and confederate fl-Dropped. These fucking hacks promised us they would stop this garbage and go back to wacky adventures with the boys. Im tired of them still fucking complaining they lost the election.Its unfunny, played out, and honestly this trash has the comedic shelf life of a banana now. Fuck I miss the old stuff.
Heidi's voice is unironically comforting.
stream at brettygood dot com
>>95320479KEVIN EPISODE WHEN
>>95320456>Crazy murderer murders someone.No one seems able to tell me why this "crazy murderer" sped into the back of a car where no one was standing, rather than swerving left or right into a crowd of people wearing the uniform of people he didn't like. Any questions concerning these masked people approaching his car while occupying a road they didn't have a permit for while the police directed traffic there and were then immediately told to evacuate is shut down very, very fast.
>>95320486oh thank god
>>95320407That's right, according to reliable fat autist actual nazis on sketchy backwater websites, her death had absolutely nothing to do with the fucking car that ran her over! I surely trust these websites more than the doctors, law enforcement officials, and other experts who don't know as much as fat retard basement nazi! he's a genius my mom says
>>95320504>expertsYou know, like CNN!
Man, I am so sick of these repetitive piano stings.
>>95320456Being mentally ill in the united states is a death sentence. Even if they could or would be treated:You'd have to be absolutely fucking drop dead brainless non functionally retarded to get help
>>95320459So you think they'll just play it totally straight with him pissing her off and her getting upset and dumping him, never to be relevant again? That'd be disappointing but I'd accept it. I feel like there could be a lot of fun in keeping Cartman in even a pseudo-relationship, depending on what they decided to make of Heidi.
Lol Gerald's Web searches >FAT UGLY MILFS>FAT CHICKS ANONYMOUS
>>95320480Trey and Matt ran for president?
Stream fucking where?
>>95320514Good job not responding to anything he said you fucking cuck.
>>95320527That's kinda sweet when you think about it. He gets off to his wife.
HERE WE GO
Holy shit I never noticed sparky in that last scene. Thought he went to gayland years ago.
>>95320528People act like you have to like Hillary to want her to win. All that matters to people like Matt and Trey are a Democrat wins so that policies benefiting democrats are pushed forward.
>same opening as last seasonWEAK
I like how Kyle had the same glare as his mom from the cat piss episode.
Here goes something.
It's on, bitches. Time for some more fuck drumpf.
seeing the end of this last episode always reminds me that stan was fucking missing in 2.99 episodes last seasonplease stan dont go missing again...
I'm GOING DOWN SOUTH PARK
>>95317687THIS IS IT. IT'S HAPPENING.WHO'S GETTING TRIGGERED THE HARDEST TONIGHT?
>>95320504>>95320407Ladies, please.Both your LARP groups are terrible violent sickos that don't belong in civil discourse.
Google suptv for stream
Why are there so many video game commercials
IT'S TIME BOYS, HERE WE GO! >After these commercials
>Garrison still in schoolCould they at least change it accordingly?
Streamshttp://www.arconaitv.co/stream.php?id=30suptv orgcomfy zonehttp://18.104.22.168:10701/niggers.ts
>>95320491S o o n
>>95320562That doesn't make any sense when they constantly make fun of democrats.
>>95320597>buy our games goy!
>>95320526There is some potential, especially since Cartman's literally the only guy who still has a gf right now, but yeah I do think it'll inevitably lead up to a spectacular breakup and Cartman will handle it the way only he's able to. Especially if Heidi leaves him for Butters.
>AD break after opening songAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAAHHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAAHHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAAHHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAAHHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAAHHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAAHHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAAHHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAAHHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAAHHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAThis is the best South Park joke ever.
>South Park>followed by Broad Cityoh boy its the liberal power hour
>>95320595>when the nazi KKK rallies are more orderly and peaceful than leftist ones
Who else hyped to see how triggered the ensuing threads over this will be
Is CC fucking up for anyone else?
And you said this would be about politics.......
>>95320628This isn't new for them, actually.
>>95320594>Implying they won't trigger both completely opposed sides at once somehow
>opening scene is an ad for AmazonBad start.
>>95319206YepShe's also a mix. Matt likes black chicks too.So, they take it personal with the whole illegal issues and wall (which technically would help Mexico because you know, Mexican government should be happy that their people can't run away).
BIG HAIRY BALLSSMELLY BOOGER TAMPONS
>BIG FURRY BALLS>CARTMAN GETTING PISSY ABOUT GF ATTENTIONbuckle up buckeroos.
>>95320638but of tame fence sitting faggots don't have the balls to actually offend contemporary social sensibilities like they used to.
oh, they're still together
>>95320594>triggered /pol/ tears incoming>no matter what side the episode actually takesfeels good lads
NOT EVEN 1 MINUTE IN AND IT'S ALREADY SHITIT'S OVER MATT AND TREY ARE FINISHED
>Cartman is tired of his girlfriend
Put that bitch in her place Cartman
>It's a Cartman's relationship is on the rocks seasonWew
This got real fast.
>Heidi and Cartman problemsHere we go
>Cartman didn't break up with Heidi Good start
DEY TOOK OUR JERBS
DURK A DURRRRRRR
DEY TUK URR JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBS
>>95320653Mexico's entire economy is based on selling drugs to Americans and sending their people here illegally to steal American jobs. Literally nothing else in Mexico comes close economically.
>its already happeningoh shit
Cartman is a fucking asshole
>yfw matt and trey are following continuity
>>95317687THEY TOOK OUR JERBS
>It's a meme episode*click*
>dey turk ur jerbsIt doesn't have that punch anymore
>Alexa took our jerbs!
Why's the music so fucking loud?
Will Cartman kill heidi too?
Was that Hat McCullough?
Member "dey tuk er jerbs"?
Glad to see Hat's still free to kill babies
>Flip or Flop parody
Randy watches too much HGTV and DIY Channel
did they fuck up the music volume balance or something holy shit
>>95320713Welcome to HGTV.
BAIT AND SWITCHLIBSHIT JOURNALISTS BTFO
These things aren't even that popular, are they?
past 2 seasons have been shit. The "issues" of today are so incredibly obnoxious that even parodying it on a show like SP is not even fun. The whole Trump and Clinton thing was like one huge migraine of sameness Even before that the whole console war/game of thrones shit was incredibly obnoxious because it's all we heard about 24/7 and what does SP do? parody it for an entire fucking season.It's about time we go back to episodic story telling where the boys do little shit and not worry about whatever big shit is going on in the world around them.
Aw, c'mon I don't want to see Eric and Heidi break up.
Did they just pull a bait and switch on us?
>flipping housesI wonder if Matt and Trey read that article about house flipping being responsible for the bubble burst in the past, or if their wives were forcing them to watch it and this is their way of acting out against it
>Randy becomes a home improvement guyRANDY DOES THING.
This is South Park alright.
wow...mocking people who are being replaced by robots and third world labor. How fucking funny. A real riot.
>>95320713turn the volume down, retard.
THEY TOOK ER JOBS!
>>95320740>Aw, c'mon I don't want to see Eric and Heidi break up.This.
>>95320729I noticed that too.
Randy is kinda talented. Handyman, Chef, and a lot of other shit on top of being a Geologist.
>>95320749Your crush is getting blacked right now you fragile white faggot
>>95320729I was thinking something similar.
I want some Godzilla jammies...
>white nationashits getting BTFOhow will pepe memers ever recover?
>>95320729Glad it's not just me.
>>95320749>>95320738/pol/ is here
>bait and switchEyy
>>95320456Tell me how old he was when he 'assaulted' her and how.
Cartman's about to pull a Her and fall in love with Alexa
>>95320771Retards are here.
>>95320751No you fucking, mong. The music is WAY louder than the dialogue.
Is Eric gonna end up dating Alexa
HE WILL NOT REPLACE US
anyone else not really laughing so far
>The joke will be Cartman gets all the shit he got on his shopping list sent.
>>95320769how many times a day do you think about /pol/, sweetheart?
>>95320769>White nationalists>Just a bunch of guys protesting automationUmm, no sweetie
oh haha cartman is falling for the ai
>Alexa ad>continuity from last season>references from a time when South Park was good>Randy has a home renovation show for some reason? Like those shows are relevant anymorePretty weak
HEYYY NOTHING YA FINNA SAYYY
>>95320784turn. the. volume. down. retard.
>>95320788I laughed at the mma joke for some reason
I watch hours of Fixer Upper on HGTV, it's a good show
>>95320788>rehashed jokes>back to politicshit>continuing the stupid cartman gf storylineyeah shit ep so far
In this episode we demonize the rust belt again and don't tell a single joke
>>95320788In fine /pol/
>>95320754DEI DOOK ERR JERBS!
>>95320804I'll cut you.
This makes no sense tho. Rednecks don't blame automation. They blame Mexicans.
>>95320795Uhmm yes you whore
>>95320805yeah same thats it
Cute pajamas cartman
Pepper spray battle
>complete bait and fucking switch >all those articles that said it was going to tackle white supremacy/pol/ btfo liberals btfomedia btfo
>>95320814DURK DUH DUR
Man, I don't like seeing Cartman and Heidi fightreminds me of how I lost my gf ;_;
durk ur jurb
>>95320819bitch i'll fuck you in the ass bitch
This is pretty shitty episode. 1/3rd of the way through the episode and not 1 joke so far
hahahaha stupid rednecks complaining about job displacement xDbtw why can't I get a job :'(
>EAT SHIT SIRI
>>95320820Red Necks will blame automation, it is the next hot button issue because ultimately robots cost less money and bitch less as well
>It's a "people get upset that a show isn't gut busting funny in the first 10 minutes" episodesHoly shit, new South Park is trying to have a strong base for the entire season. The first episode is just laying the foundation.
>Little people flipping big houses.
HE...he's gonna fuck that robot isn't he?
Token need to give Hedi the BBC
>>95320844B-but dey turk or jorbs!
BAY TUK ER GUBS
Heidi is about to lose her Job. Being replaced by a machine, damn.
>the absolute city of people who shipped Heidi and Cartman
11 minutes in and I haven't laughed once.
>>95320861Yeah, that was real fucking funny, like 15 years ago
TERKA TUR GURBS.
>>95320795>while waving around confederate flags and using white nationalist iconographyUmm, yes sweetie
>>95320842Please tell me you hear it too. I know I'm not going deaf.
>>95320854People forget first episodes of each season are usually the weakest.
>>95320705Because it's truer than ever before and illegals are a net loss economically.
>>95320820>This makes no sense tho. Rednecks don't blame automation. They blame Mexicans.I think the point is that people should be blaming automation, which is far more responsible for lost jobs than some Mexicans. And even with Mexicans you should blame the employers, not the people taking the shitty jobs to survive. Rednecks idiotically hate all the wrong shit because they don't understand which is why they're just as screwed or way more screwed if they get what they "want."
>>95320876>confederate flag>white nationalist iconography
Wow this pretty fucking boring im not finna lie
They're just building up to the funny...right?
dat bee joke was good
>>95320854Thanks for reminding me that last season started strong and then Matt and Trey openly admitted to fucking it up because of the election.
>>95320868same, and I'm not even a poltard. I think I've gotten too old for this
PLEASEJUST ONE GOOD JOKEPLEASE!!!!
==NEED A WATCHABLE STREAM, YOU NIGGERS!!==
>>95320820>Implying there wont be mass protests against automation in the next 50 years.
>>95320888>I think the point is that people should be blaming automation, which is far more responsible for lost jobs than some Mexicans.its both
dude member lmao
>>95320768I thought it was Bub from "Bubble Bobble"
>>95320894Yeah it was. Unfortunately it was in the commercials.
Interesting. So this isn't about Charlottesville, but white people renovating houses. Aka white nationalism renovating the white house. And confederates are ruining shit by waving the flag and chimping out.I wonder where this will end up going.
>>95320887/pol/ please immigrants take jobs that know white man with half a brain would actually wantand if you're referring to tech jobs well lets face it, white people are no where near fucking qualified enough for them
Is anyone else really annoyed at Cartman?
here come the /pol/ tears
>>95317687butters ...BUTTERSwe knew this was the end of spyou're grounded mister
>>95320900The joke is you aren't allowed to complain about not having a job, shitlord.
so yeah,its a Her parody.But cartman´s reason to hate heidi is stupid
>It's not me who's wrong, it's everyone else!Well, at least Cartman is in-character
>>95320890more southerner pride iconography
>>95320916Isn't that how the Matrix started?
>>95320894no it wasn't South Park is shit like it always was
>>95320899>>95320900You fags say this with everything that airs.
>>95320878yeah, i hear the blood rushing to my big fat fucking dick alright.
>book of Mormon
>>95320899>>95320900>they're not chuckling/smiling
>when you win an election so hard you cause two professional funnymen to throw away over a decade of work because they're too mad to do their job
>AD about John Oliver IT'S THE CURRENT YEAR GUYS
Randy = TrumpRednecks = Alt-Right
>>95320769Not really, or at least not yet. If you notice, randy is running a show called white people renovating houses and the flag wavers are ruining his show...
>>95320713The audio guys messed up on this episode.
>>95320931>Cartman isn't happy with someone who doesn't follow his every whim and commandIt was only a matter of time.
So the joke is that White people are fighting white people,right?
>>95320931Me. This is NOT the way to end his relationship.
>>95320916There won't. Because our corporate masters will continue to move the goalposts to blame brown people.
>>95320959Trump is in every comedian's head now. It's fucking retarded.
That beginning with the boys messing with alexa was cute as fuck
>>95320888Illegals are a net loss economically.
>Everyone here thinking this is only about Rednecks complaining about jobs and not seeing the actual message about the whole situation, even though it's shallower than a bottle of water
>>95320935This. I'm not offended. I just don't see the humor in "Haha, low IQ peasants must live in squalor <:^) Step aside for the FUTURE!"
>I'll cool it down>waves flag
>>95320989surely the immense amount of brown people who will do your job for below minimum wage and outbreed you 3-1 have nothing to do with the job crisis
How long until /pol/'s anus ruptures?
>>95320933no one gives a shit about politics but you here so mutch hatred in ur body I hope you let go bruh
>>95320931no, I see where he is coming from. Heidi is harshing his shit real bad.
Oh No Alexa is cheating on Cartman!
>>95320994Yeah, that was traditional SP.
>>95320919It would make sense to advocate for BMI or some other structure to help support people in a situation like this. What won't do anything? Kicking Mexicans out. CEOs aren't retards. Those fucking jobs are never coming back. They'll just either automate them or better yet outsource. Won't do a damn thing about the problem. It's like you're trying to fight a flood with a fucking napkin.
>i'll cool it down
Aberap Baan ure iob!
HOLY FUCKING KEK
K Dot niggas
Sit downBe humble~
Jim BobDoot Doot
What is the point of the confederate flags and tiki torches other than reminding people that these episodes are made in a week.
>>95320959Have you seen the new season of American Horror Story? It's mental illness to the maximum.
>tfw you will never have a Jim Bob
Okay JimBob was good
Alright i'm kind of digging the poor folks replacing Siri.
it took 18 minutes but we finally got a joke, guys
This kinda sucks but Randy's segment where he introduced his show was honestly hilarious.
>>95320930Plenty of white people want them when they aren't paid in pennies you absolute retard.
Now this shits funny
ah here comes the moralthe jobs that are being taken away and lost are jobs white people don't really want anyway
i want a jimbob
I want a Jim Bob
>>95321033I agree, fellow goy, removing illegals from the country would result in no net benefitshttp://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2017/aug/3/illegal-immigrants-cost-taxpayers-750-billion-over/Whoops where did this article come from, don't look goy
>>95321012The service industries are downsizing already. Kiosks are cheaper.
... i kinda laughed when he started just playing music instead of using a CD or MP3 or something
>>95320888Well, if there was no Mexicans coming in, there'd be no one taking jubs.Mexicans also make where they live into Mexico, and that's shit.I think the white Americans (poo here) are right. If the US has a hard on for immigrants, they should just take smart Poos and Chinks/SEAsians, or smart Mexicans and not allow the whole extended family to move over. Birth origin should be removes too.We really don't want the US to turn into Mexico, because China and Russia will then start ruling the world.
>he hates it
>doot dootOh boy here comes the south park sheeple spamming doot doot
>>95320890Are you just not watching the episode or something?
DRUMPF BTFO XD
And that pretty much explains that entire situation.
>Truck driving is not a job of the future.The country will always need people to transport things from point A to point B.
Only took 20 minutes but its warming up.
>>95321077yes because I imagine white folks would just line up to work in the sun all day if it was for $10 an hour
Oh shit Darryl
No one told Cartman to just dump her?
This episode of kinda pushing me over the edge to buying a sexdoll
>>95321118We have robots to do that now
Why is Cartman such a delusional fucking dickhead
>College is the only way to have meaningful employment-_-
Heidi, add fuck off to my shopping list.
Oh shit Heidi
Member when SP was good?
I'm not an assdevastated /pol/fag but this episode legitimately isn't funny
>>95321077Hey Daryl.Why do you hate capitalism?Why do you hate success?
when is the alt-right trashing coming
>tons of people lose jobs to automation>cost of goods don't go down in any way despite this>you WILL defend this
>>95321118falseself driving trucks will make people obsolete in the trucking industry
Goddamn Randy, that was SAVAGE!Also, >Eric out of love with Heidi and in love with Alexa
>>95321118>The country will always need to transport things from point A to point B.fixed
>>95321135Because he's Cartman
>he fell for the college memeAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAH now that's funny.
damn what a savage
>>95321145>>95321150Member when /pol/ didn't post here
Coal mining and truck driving will be around longer than a few tech jobs
>>95321118Yes but the amount of truck divers needed to fo cross country isn't growing. Fuck niggas are trying to make self driving trucks and cars.
>the background music was intentionally louder
>>95321124and yet plenty of whites work 3/1 against the illegals for that shit
Is Daryl /pol/?>>95321118They already are making self driving cars to replace Uber drivers, truckers' days are numbered.
WE 1488 NOW
Replies to that line incoming
>>95321153AND HERE IT IS>implying Darryl is wrong
Oh shit Daryl bout to go nuclear!
Maybe Cartman is better without a gf
Broad City looks awful
>We don't know where to go with this so let's make him racist.
ANYONE ELSE LOVE SEEING /pol/ GET BTFOLIKE....YASSSSSSSSSSSSS
Whats the joke here bros sirs.
>It's part of Randy's show
>>95321170Member when your mom aborted you but you survived?
>>95321118It's called a self driving truck. And we also don't need people to plan the routes either. We have algorithms for that.
>>95321193It's literally YAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSS SLAY QUEEN the show
>xboxes in the trash
>>95321158Hey man you gotta pad those CEO's paychecks so that they can create more jobs.
Opinions on Darryl?
>>95321173lol you fucking what, in 20 years time self driving trucks will be the norm, and they will be so goddam effective that it will begin tanking the car insurance industry
>>95321058I think they just did it to add controversy/views.
>>95321158You're right, lets just halt the progress of technology entirely so that people can continue to work unfulfilling menial labor jobs
>political soap-boxing with no jokesso this....... is the power...... of....... television........
KILL EM ALLNow that's something I can get behind.
>>95321217Haha holy shit Darryl
>>95321208>>95321209Careful with that edge /pol/
This is Heidi Turner. She's dealing with her stuck up, self-absorbed, psychopathic "boyfriend." Say some encouraging words to a girl who obviously doesn't deserve this.
>>95321217I like his moustache
>>95321208This isn't that WWE episode
>>95321218Not after making bank from the first wave of trucks that are kinda there but not really
>>95321217did nothing wrong
>>95321200The joke is that people just like this run the executive branch of our federal government now and this isn't a fucking joke.
>>95321217What was his job, again?
>>95321217The hero we need, but not the one we deserve
>>95321170No, I'm not a /pol/fag and I enjoyed the first few episodes of them ripping on Trump last season (and the one in season 19) until he won and clearly derailed Matt and Trey's plans for the season thus turning it into a clusterfuck, but there aren't any good jokes in this episode. The only part that was funny so far was the very beginning
>>95321179what does plenty mean, because 5 white hobos isn't really all that much
>>95321193it is, they've had episodes about pegging, abortions, and vaginal discharge. they even had a Hillary episode last year. oh wait I already said abortions and vaginal discharge
>>95321178thats meta as fuck and im loving it rn
No seriously, why did that happen? There was no build up nor reason for him to do that.
>>95321212When I look at jobs available in my area its 90% all truck driving jobs so yer wrong
I just want to see the kids go to Asia to find some kind of dog potato demon or some shit
>>95321180Daryl is your blue collar worker who's been getting fucked for tears, not your middle class white guy with so little personality that he only has his whiteness and couldn't get a white girlfriend
>>95321136It's not, but your prospects are a bit more limited, and it's asinine to complain that Mexicans are stealing gardening jobs or McDonald's jobs if you're the type of person who'd complain about doing degrading work once you've actually gotten that position.
>>95321173Self driving cars are coming up strong and if we ever feel like pursuing clean energy, coal might severely cut back at least.
>>95321239Jesus fucking Christ, is this your first time watching South Park? It's Cartman.
I'm really sick of CartmanI don't care about his bullshit
>>95321239Stop harshing his shit. Stop trying to play psychologist. Just be cool.Stop being a dumb broad and just be cool.
>The Christmas Critters are in FBWWuh oh...
>>95321239cartman has anxiety and heidi is clearly making it worse by her constant lashing out at eric.
>>95321135IdkJust cause his stocks are down I hope but I doubt it's the storyline they're interested in
This is how we do it
>>95321196He's clearly racist because he's frustrated with his lot in life.
>>95321180unless they make those self-driving cars without driver/passenger seats and/or functional dashboard car theft is going to go way up
>>95321173>Trump voters actually believe this. Automation is gonna slam these people.
>>95321264are you retarded or just acting normal?>lost job>got a job>he does not like job>gets pissed at all the recent news
>>95321136>tfw I didn't go to collegeFeels AWFUL man.
I fucking told you it would be over by episode's end.Poor Heidi.
>>95321173>implying self driving isn't becoming more of a thing>implying coal is a worthwhile resource to mine
>>95321239SHUT THE FUCK UP HEIDIHeidi add Sticky Licorice Anal Discharge to my shopping list.
>>95321173Perhaps, but most of the human workers will be replaced by automated machines that will do most of the work.
>game comes out in october 17thSame day as my birthday, should I buy it? I liked the first one
The joke is Eric is the mentally abusive one.
fractured butt whole, where you can play as a transtrender nigger
this fucking sweet caroline commercial is driving me up a wall
>>95321097You do know that a good chunk of China lives worse than Mexicans right.
>>95321291Its also going to slame your pencil pusher
Man, I feel bad for Heidi
>>95321267because self driving cars aren't effective yet, but they will be, just like robots eventually became advanced enough to build cars
>>95321091It'll be a cold day in hell before you convince americans to take on the jobs those mexicans will.>but what if they do?Then they end up exactly like Daryl unsatisfied with their job. Fucking incredible. SOMEONE has to pick those strawberries anon. It's not gonna be us.
Heidi suicide when?
BABY DONT HURT ME
>>95321140I want Heidi s story to end well too
>>95321270right, but I think most people are lamenting the loss of manufacturing jobs moved outside of the country to take advantage of the lack of safety standards, pollution regulation, and no concept of overtime for uneducated desperate third worlders everywhere.
>break down the wallsoh lord
>It's a load bearing wall
DUDE WALLS LMAO
>>95321334she's better off without him anyway
Heidi is too pure for this world.
>I can't break down the walls because it's a load baring oneThat's..... that's deep
And this game's not on the Switch, why?
Baby don't hurt me
>>95321314It's gonna fuck all of us, but it wasn't the pencil pushers claiming they'd outlast the truckers.
>>95321290they fucking will, and it will ultimately save costs because they use less materials
>>95321329Did you know before Mexicans arrived illegally, absolutely no one in the entire country did landscaping or construction?
okay that's kinda funny
>>95321239You deserve worse you fucking twat. And go on a diet, you look like d grade meat in cheap sausage casing.
>>95321336That's just the nature of business though. It was either those jobs went overseas or Wed work faster towards automating them. It's equally as stupid to hope to be a factory worker or coal miner looking forward.
>>95321362cause Nintendo are a bunch of puritans
definitely funnier than last season at least....
>>95321097Millions in Africa are inevitably going to starve to death in droves within the next few years. There's just no possible way to feed so fucking many anymore. It's going to be one of the worse mass die-off events in mankind's history, if not the actual worst, and no nation is going to be able to take them in.Hopefully that starts teaching the masses how utilitarian and necessary hardened hearts can be.
>>95321341BREAK THE WALL DOWWWWWWWNY2JY2J
oh damn cartman is ice cold
Being Heidi is suffering.
Eric needs to die
and now heidi's got her whole life in front of her
Did Cartmen's mom ever give him the message?
>>95321314ultimately yes, but by that point we will either all be living off universal standard wages or be at wars with the machines
>>95321366Who was it than?
Did Cartman gaslight heidi? lol
cartman you fucking moron
>>95321362Switch couldn't handle it, probably.
>>95321290By time they're ready to start replacing people en masse, the only thing that'll be a threat is hackers hijacking them for ransom, shits n giggles, etc.
What the fuck Cartman, I didn't get that fucking plot.
>>95321384We're getting DOOM and Wolfenstein, though.
Heidi is for mind breaking!
Cartman what the FUCK
>>95321324>because self driving cars aren't effective yet, but they will be, just like robots eventually became advanced enough to build carsSelf driving cars and trucks will never be effective. Not until true artificial intelligence is a thing.
God what the fuck cartman
CARTMAN YOU DUMB BASTARD
>>95321405Dis guy is literally the start of this chain>>95321173So him.
>>95321414fat evil little shit gas lighted someone too good for him. vintage cartman.
>>95321385with a bar that low, why don't you say it's funnier than mencia
>>95321391>There's just no possible way to feed so fucking many anymoreCorn.
I'm really surprised the house didn't collapse on them all at the end
Um.Okay.That was.....22 minutes long?
>>95321414Pretty much to cut loose ends
>people clinging on to a shallow relationship in a pure comedy showHow much of a bitch do you have to be?
>Episode ends with flag wavingTopkek
>>95321217He had a hard life, but its getting better now.
>No matter how bad the country gets, you can count on white people to fix it!
>>95321385Is it? I have an headhace, characters are just screaming at eachother. Where are the jokes?
>>95321431Robots already build cars you idiots
>>95321239You're literally white knighting a cartoon character.
8/10. Anything lower is a /pol/tard shitposting
>>95321431Keep telling yourself that. Your little shit town WILL die soon. Better bow to your liberal city overlords.
>>95321312How does that negate anything he said?
Anyone have a link? I don't wanna wait til tomorrow for hulu
>>95321451This thread reads like it's populated solely by fat chicks and soy tits. Of course they only care about the shilling and Fuck Drumpf & Fuck White People rhetoric.
>>95321431self driving cars already exist, they just aren't practical yetlive in denial all you want but it won't stop the future
boy the AV Club is really gonna hate that episode
>>95321384>cause Nintendo are a bunch of puritans
>>953214627.9/10, fight me fag
Okay that ep was kinda shit>No, Kyle, Stan nor Kenny
>>95321483people been saying that for 17 years, still waiting on flying cars and shit.
>>95317687Basically what I wanted, taking the "topical" plot and turning it into fun nonsense by the endOptimistic for the new season
This was a surprisingly sweet episode. Last five minutes or so got me good. Cartman can eat a bag of dicks, holy shit
BBBBBBUT MY WHITE SUPREMACY MY WHITE RACIST MY DRUMPHTHEY DIDNT COVER ANYTHING FUCK MATT AND TREY FUCK SOUTH PARK
>>95321488AV Club is dead now that they are owned by those Gizmodo douchbags.
>white guys get house they always wanted>feminist gets btfo by CartmanAnd you guys thought South Park would do the opposite.
>>95321414Cartman is an asshole who will always blame other people and will not blame himself for a relationship not working?This shit that Cartman pulled is the shit he's been known for, for years.
>stayed up night before a 14 hour shift for a season 13/14/15-tier episodeMistakes were made.
Well i didnt laugh at cartmans shit,but the rest was kind of funny
Man, they really have fucked Carman's character sideways. He's just a fucking idiot now. He used to be clever and devious. Now he's just a stupid piece of shit.
>>95321431>not until true artificial intelligence...You don't need full blown artificial intelligence to operate a truck. It only needs suitable sensors and ability to adjust to its surroundings in the event of sudden change on the roads, and the ability to move toward it's destination.
>>95321451Are you really asking that after they spent an entire episode telling yaoifags no one is gay and it made them act like they just went into heat?
>>95321483The first time a self-driving miracle car experiences a glitch and veers across six lanes, causing a pileup and dead families, marks the first time it will go out of vogue. No one will use Uber automated cars because it might crash, no one will use automated trucks because their goods might get destroyed and kill people. GPS tech has existed for years and yet we're no closer to automated cars. Never mind the fact most of them need specialized roads, which is so fucking expensive that the question "well what if this doesn't work?" becomes more and more pertinent.
I hope Heidi keeps trying to win him back the rest of the season, eventually becoming a racist and bigot like him.
>>95321444I don't think you understand just how large one and a half billion is.
>>95321424This game's multiplayer was great, I still remember the BOBBYBIRD code to unlock everything.My cart died years ago, sadly.
Do we have any people who do mega rips for this show? This is my first season without cable and I don't want to wait for it to go up tommorrow.
>>95321532No Cartman is just an asshole like he's always been it's more or less Heidi didn't have anything cartman wanted and got bored of her
So Cartman is back to normal and the Charlottesville stuff quickly became complete nonsense.If only it was funny.
>>95321532>He used to be clever and devious. Now he's just a stupid piece of shit.I want people born yesterday to leave
>heidi trying to fix something that cant be fixed for a few seasons>she can see cartman is not happy with her>she keeps going>cartman gets out of it in a fucked up way>ties up this loose end from last seasonhow come I get the idea that this season will be closing all the loose ends from last season?
>>95321532>He's just a fucking idiot now>nowHe went through multiple seasons thinking girls had balls.
The only thing funny was the flag cooling the soupAnd the reveal of Darrels house, connecting his need to tear down his walls and Randy's show
>>95321587She has VAGINA. A real man only needs that!
Was this really the best way they could've done that joke
>>95321510good, I stopped going there after the newsfeed became ALL TRUMP ALL THE TIME
>>95321505Holy fuck, you're really failing to grasp how automation works on a fundamental level. This isn't flying cars dude, it's not even that complex robotics. You can code a program that knows how to get from one map point to another with probably a couple hours of research at best, self-driving vehicles are just a more advanced version of that. They're already done, they're already going to be put to use in limited settings, you're fighting against something that's already happening.
>>95321118Honestly we're going to get to a point where human beings will have to be slaughtered because we are inefficient sacks of meat.
>>95321588Whoever predicted them playing it safe was right.Not that I mind.The part with the looping alexas and google dots and siris was funny though.
>Heidi left mindfucked if she actually is an abuserholy hell
>>95321598There's a difference between ignorance and stupidity. This is the kid that fed Scott Tenorman his own parents.
>>95321540Tell me.What allows the self driving truck to determine if it's about to be carjacked for it's sweet cargo in the dead of night, if the truck is capable of human methods of thinking?Yes. You can get the truck to self drive from point A to point B.But you can't get the truck to determine when it's in danger.And those trucks would be prime targets for opportunistic thieves.
>>95320931So much for the neat new direction he was going in.
>>95321532>he's an idiot nowHe's always been THAT KID who thinks he knows everything but doesn't know shit. The only thing he has ever done that was clever was tricking Scott Tenorman to eat his own parents, only after getting tricked by Scott several times.
>>95321599>The only thing funny was the flag cooling the soupGotta admit, that one got me by surprise.
>>95320820That's the joke.
>>95321633Not him, but, AI is kinda misrepresented by the press these days.Right now it's not "learning" anything. It's a long trail of "if then" statements really.
>>95321644In the same episode he bought a handful of pubic hairs in the belief that it would make him a man. And then went through five or six retarded plots for revenge and got outsmarted at every one until the last.
>>95321303Fractured is a simplifed tactical RPG instead of a Paper Mario reskin so in a way, it doesn't mater if you liked the first game or not.
>>95321616What Cartman wants is someone like Alexa, a thing that only listens, repeats funny shit, obeys and shuts up when told to. I'm wondering if those Alexa's he found in that alley will mean something later on in the season?
>>95321645Tell me.What stops a guy from just shooting the driver?
>>95321633If what you said was true then it would be. however too many variables fuck shit up right now, and by the time they fix it we will have flying cars.didnt the dude who made the first semi viable self driving car die in a fucking test?jesus tap dancing christ dude, we get it, you took some computer science classes because you have a phone and wanted to download porn without anyone knowing you are downloading porn and look down on others because you got a bottom tier job at Apple.get fucked and get fucking over it
>>95321411even worse, you'll get murdered randomly by digital vehicles and disgruntled workers and you can die less comfortably knowing the incident is just slightly more rare than if there were an actual person behind the wheel
>>95320211You can straight up BURN!
so middle class white americans need to catch racist, out of touch, rural white americans, up on the times because, their jobs are being taken away by robots, and nothings going to stop that?
>>95321697The driver actually fighting back
>>95321645Just strap an automatic turret onto it.
>>95321645Who the fuck is going to hijack a moving semi? Robots don't need to sleep, they'll be down for less than an hour at designated recharge/refueling stops, which will probably be monitored/staffed by people who will be watching/refueling the vehicle.
>>95321733A robot can't fight back?
>>95321715see >>95321553People who actually understand technology and infrastructure (which does not appear to be you) realize self-driving cars are both expensive and impractical and pose way too high of a risk. Never mind trucking unions protesting their use, good luck getting those AI cars popular when truckers will offer incentives to hire real people instead.
>>95321569And I don't think you understand the power of corn!
>rednecks actually do change>go to college>become more liberal>they get jobs in the tech industry>just when they've made new friends in with liberals and get clean Indians TAKE DER JERBShow would you react
>>95321727It would be easier if we stopped identifying all of them as racists.
>>95321733Fight back after getting shot?
>>95321727I think you're misunderstanding the message here.
>>95321727fuck drumpf and fuck white people
>>95321748Not yet they can't.
>>95321755>Indians>out-performing anyone in ITLol
>>95321674It's not always that simple either. We have heuristics, true, but we do also have things like genetic algorithms which can be used to optimize potential actions in order to maximize or minimize some scoring function. Either way though, people thinking we need to go full skynet sentient robots in order to have trucks drive themselves are waaaaay off mark.
>>95321665Pretty much this.>>95321717Yeah but I can already get murdered by humans doing these jobs. All it takes is for them to compare how many people die to humans doing the job and machines doing the jobs, and if the machines kill even slightly less (or worse yet, they keep decreasing as technological advances increase), then that's that.>>95321645I already said, by then the only threat will be from a cyber-security standpoint. A physical cargo-jacking, the AI will probably detect something's amiss and alert the local PD about it.
>>95321799They're cheaper and easy for outsourcing
>>95321715not that dude and not at all invested in this argument but damn, you deserve an award for projecting that hard.
>>95318822Just get it on the PC. Don't think you'll need a powerhouse to run it.
>>95321755If they were liberal they wouldn't get jobs in the tech industry since all those require STEM degrees liberals get degrees in women's and gender studies.
>>95321532>He used to be clever and deviousAnd before that he was a bratty, whiny kid. The Scott Tennorman episode ruined classic Cartman
I hope next episode follows the main four AND IS ABOUT THEM
>>95320888>people should be blaming automationAutomation is always good. We should strive for more automation.
>>95321824Nice try but if you're not liberal in the tech industry they'll do what they can to fire you
>>95321738strap one to every car, we /madmax/ now
>>95321715https://www.usatoday.com/story/tech/news/2016/10/25/120-mile-beer-run-made-self-driving-truck/92695580/Jesus tap dancing christ dude, we get it, you never got any sort of higher education and now you're scared because you're going to get left behind the same way those poor factory line workers did during the industrial revolution.Get fucked and get fucking over it.
Did Stan even appear in this episode?
>>95321755Fuck leftist propaganda and white genocide
>>95321805What you need>GPS technology that doesn't fuck up or lose connection while driving, is constantly updated with routes>alternatively, the reconstruction of every major highway in the country in order to facilitate sensor technology that may become obsolete, damaged, etc.>sensor technology that can detect objects moving at anywhere from 35 to 90 miles per hour; to put it in perspective, toll-paying censor technology still requires you to cruising at 15mph or less>trucks or vehicles specifically designed with all of that complex technologyThe realistic scenario are truck drivers who operate vehicles with the ability to self-drive for limited amounts of time, minimizing costs while also keeping them employed.
>>95321645>carjacked Why do you assume the truck would be unlocked or have shitty security, have windows, or even be operable by a human? More likely it's going to be a revised semi and the trailers are going to have either armed men or turrets in the back in addition to just being locked up like fort knox and secured with encryption keys that only store managers have in order to even allow an unload.
>>95321856At the beginning only
>>95321852>Get fucked and get fucking over it.Is this the new "fuck drumpf and fuck white people?"
>>95321834And no Heidi.Love her or hate her, if she's there she's pulling Cartman out f any plot he could have with the boys.
>>95321226idk considering the technocrats would rather slaughter the lessers instead of create that gay space utopia you want so bad maybe we should think about who's benefiting from our future a bit.
>>95321880Are you a fucking retard? If I lock my doors I'll never be robbed!
>>95321805No, I agree, I don't think a truck needs super advanced AI. Nor do I think AI will be the death of us.I just don't think automation is where we're at right now. Nor do I have a lot of faith in the practicality of automatic driving boats, planes or trucks. Rail is feasible and we're kinda there already. But rail is pretty much just commerce and industry now.>>95321852The vehicle has a human operator. And I think self driving cars or trucks should. Removing the operator would be foolish.
>>95321239I wish they did something funny with her instead of make her a sad victim.They used to have guts when they wrote the girls.
>FUCK DRUMPF AND FUCK WHITE PEOPLE: the episodeof course
>>95321852Says the dude who lost his job to some indian guy because what he realize is that he has a low tier basic knowledge of technology and lashing out at someone who thinks is lower than him on the internet.we get it dude, you wanted to aim high but landed low-middle tierget over it
You still need a human to run checks and pump gas, or be there for any malfunctionsSelf driving cars just makes it easier for them to sleep
>>95321910>Future robot trucks will have the security of my front door!
>>95321755Zamasu was redpilled
>>95321755If you honestly lose an IT job to a poo in loo you either probably didn't deserve that job in the first place, or that company you're at is outsourcing/downsizing because they're about to implode so they just did you a favor.
>>95321943>implying they'd want to give up greasy spoons, truck stop hookers and the drug trade that goes on in those trucker lots
>>95321910Don't look up what a bump key is for your own peace of mind.
>>95321945Thieves always find a way, and unless if the truck is equipped with a snipper (which will never be legal) they are still less safe than having a human driver
>>95321972You always enjoy sucking corporate cock?
>>95321943>pump gasThere's automated gas pumps these days
>>95321988I mean I've never seen a thief try to steal and break into an encrypted trailer moving at 70mph, but it sounds like it'd make for a good late night news story.
>>95321988The fuck are you talking about? Overworked truck drivers are one of the biggest dangers on the road right now.
A plot was a bit ehh but good for trolling the people who expected them to go full hog after last season bit them for it.B plot reminded us all how much a self absorbed fuck Cartman is and we got to see him destroy something too good for him entirely through his own ego insecurities. I hope they go full Great Expectations and have Cartman keep becoming more and more attached to the Alexa things until they eventually go away or break or something, then when he thinks he can just backpedal and get Heidi back she's been dating Butters for a week or something I don't hate Token or anything but id rather have the meme spouters screaming 'Buttered'' instead of yet more blacked meme