[a / b / c / d / e / f / g / gif / h / hr / k / m / o / p / r / s / t / u / v / vg / vr / w / wg] [i / ic] [r9k / s4s / vip / qa] [cm / hm / lgbt / y] [3 / aco / adv / an / asp / bant / biz / cgl / ck / co / diy / fa / fit / gd / hc / his / int / jp / lit / mlp / mu / n / news / out / po / pol / qst / sci / soc / sp / tg / toy / trv / tv / vp / wsg / wsr / x] [Settings] [Home]
Board
Settings Home
/co/ - Comics & Cartoons



Thread archived.
You cannot reply anymore.



File: 1510251837126.jpg (30 KB, 680x385)
30 KB
30 KB JPG
What would you want from a Virgin/Chad cartoon?
What adventures would they take part in?
What supporting characters would you create?
>>
>>96762716
More important, who would be the villain?
>>
>>96762758
whales, slimes, chicken...
>>
>>96762758
This kind of story wouldnt really need a "bad guy"
>>
Since when is there a female Chad and Virgin?
>>
Oh look it's this thread again.
>Lets beat a meme into the ground and ruin it again
>Lets write some half ass'd fanfiction on how the show would be like in order to get easy (you)s from redditors while also being too lazy or incompetent to just write your own actual script or book
>This is totally /co/ related cause I just tossed the word cartoon in the OP
>>
>>96762800
Stacy
>>
>>96762758
The wizard would be the main villain.
>>
File: 1368494409910.jpg (766 KB, 1575x704)
766 KB
766 KB JPG
>>96762716
>What would you want from a Chad/Virgin cartoon.
I'd like for it to be more faithful to its original form, before it became a shittier version of Goofus and Gallant.

>>96762726
Fuck off with your forced shilling.
>>
>>96762758
The situation itself would be the villain for Virgin
>>
>>96762758
The natural enemy of the textbook virgin and the good-nature chad is the asshole alpha bully AKA Thad.
>>
>>96762831
>Fuck off with your forced shilling.
Says the anon who keeps reposting an ancient quasi-meme nobody gives a flying fuck about.
>>
>>96762716
>What supporting characters would you create?

A mischievous frog named José
Incognito, the computer expert constantly wearing the mask of Comedy
Lunar, a cold hearted rapper with a moon for a head
>>
>>96762800
Stacy and Becky.
>>
>>96762716
Chad and virgin were best friends in middle school. Now they've reunited in college and Chad is trying super hard to be friends with virgin, while virgin tries to push him away.

Then after orientation, it's revealed that the two are roommates. Hilarity ensues.
>>
Emily is the most virgin female name
>>
If there's a female counterpart of the Virgin, we need to give 'em names to go with Chad and Stacy.
>>
>>96762834
I would much rather have The Chad be the main protagonist
>>
I only post this to trigger people.
>>
File: favsfit.jpg (48 KB, 640x611)
48 KB
48 KB JPG
>>96762716
reminder that chadxvirgin is the best ship and they are getting married for the finale
>>
>>96762882
Virgil and Amy.
>>
File: Samureddit Jackoff.jpg (154 KB, 1313x712)
154 KB
154 KB JPG
>>96762802
upvoted
>>
>>96762891
>5'5", ideal female height
That's below *average* in that country, and many other ones in Europe as well. Let alone desirable.
>>
>>96762716
Who's THOT?
>>
>>96762882
Becky is the female counterpart's name.
>>
>>96762802
t. selfpublished virgin
>>
Wouldn't this pretty much be like the time they made a cartoon based on the Gummy Bear song? Do we really want cartoons based on memes?
>>
>>96762993
The Annoying Orange was OK
>>
>>96762993
>Do we really want cartoons based on memes?
YES
unironically
>>
>>96762993
>Do we really want cartoons based on memes?

sure
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDam3UCwe7Y
>>
>>96762716
Just like in the other one, Becky is much more attractive than Stacy.
If female tastes were more like male ones, this meme would not exist!
>>
>>96763077
it just proves men have shit taste
>>
>>96763114
No, it proves men aren't shallow as fuck, and don't go exclusively for looks like women do.
>>
>>96762936
It's from that old "Me vs Other Girls" meme.
>>
>>96762716
>Chad's walk cycle each episode would be hand drawn and cost half the seasonal budget. Halfway into the pilot of Chad's ludicrously animated walk cycle the episode stops with 5 seconds in and five dick bounces--absolutely devastating the animation industry with the cost.
I like the future we could head down towards. We really deserve this.
>>
>>96763044
>McDonald's officially brings Mac Tonight back
>they air a series of new big-budget commercials starring him
>the commercials are all about diversity and progressive ideals
>Mac Tonight singing with Muslims, transgender people, etc.
>>
>>96763197
>Make your cartoon, company and industry crash because of your walk cycle.
That seems like a very Chad thing to do.
>>
>>96762800
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/other-girls-sempai-and-normal-chan-creamsicle

Much older
>>
File: E3wmgQu.jpg (123 KB, 920x468)
123 KB
123 KB JPG
>>
>>96763316
Other teen girls:
Don't get molested by their rainbow-colored mommy in the baths
>>
File: oQVgn7W.jpg (37 KB, 500x483)
37 KB
37 KB JPG
>>96763316
I see, thought it was pic related at first
>>
>>96763316
And again, the one on the right is more attractive.

What is wrong with people, assuming otherwise?
>>
>>96762716
>Virgin is angry and hates Chad
>Thinks Chad bullies him
>Turns out this hate is very one-sided, but Chad actually is kind of a jerk without knowing it
>Virgin ends up learning to be more like Chad and like him
> Chad gets with Becky only to be convicted of rape by her, story ends in a Of Mice and Men fashion, Virgins having to shot Chad in the back of the head to spare him from the mobs
>>
>>96763441
>comic designed to make the loser on the right look good makes the loser on right look good

Guarantee that her "stoic" face is just her being an unfriendly bitch
>>
>>96763540
Eh, it's not really the face that does it there, it's the description.
>>
>>96762716
>Stacy falls for the rich nerd meme and tries to hook up with Virgil who is too self-hating to realize anyone could be interested in him episode
>Chad takes Virgil out to the clubs episode with a b-plot of Stacy trying to give Becky a makeover
>Virgil and Becky go to a con while Chad and Stacy wait in line for the new iPhone
>Becky stalks Chad and Stacy to learn how to be more popular, meanwhile Virgil is stuck at a restaurant waiting for the others when they've forgotten about him
>Becky and Virgil try to find a way to get past the theater's no singles policy, not even considering going together because it would be too much like a date
>Stacy runs out of make-up and has to spend a day looking like a completely different person
>Chad takes Virgil to his gym, Virgil gets fat from the free pizza. B-plot of Becky getting jealous of Stacy and the other cardiobunny's asses
>>
>>96763613
Someone please fund this. But make it in anime style, so it actually looks good.
>>
>>96762716
Duo comedy where Stacy and Chad try and help Virgin get together with Becky.
>>
>>96763613
Virgil should be at the restaurant while chad and stacy are in line for iphones
>>
>>96762830
it's revealed the Wizard is the Virgin's future self, but by losing his virginity he can avert an apocalyptic future
>>
>>96763613
>stacy wanting the virgin
Trashed
>>
File: hjh.png (88 KB, 600x400)
88 KB
88 KB PNG
the girls there are from a tumblr joke, where the creator was making fun of the way people would compare their very normal selves with an outrageous idea of what girls are like to make themselves look better.

it resembles Chad vs Virgin minorly, or at least Other Girl does. The difference is that Virgin is being shamed, while Normal Girl is being put on a pedestal.She's probably also a virgin, though.
>>
>>96763754
Only because she's convinced that he's going to be rich.
>>
>>96763774
>Me: white
looks like tumblr isn't so different from us after all
>>
File: 76a.jpg (399 KB, 900x607)
399 KB
399 KB JPG
>>96763798
orange-chan is cute!
>>
File: d0e.jpg (623 KB, 1280x1386)
623 KB
623 KB JPG
>>
File: HE.jpg (39 KB, 807x396)
39 KB
39 KB JPG
>>96763774
>>
File: 165.png (243 KB, 500x667)
243 KB
243 KB PNG
>>
>>96763869
In Europe the girl on the right would be just as slim tho
Fucking Burgerland
>>
File: d8e.png (230 KB, 450x750)
230 KB
230 KB PNG
>>96763774
It was a simpler time for tumblr, when they still knew how to make fun of themselves
>>
>>96763869
>>96763851
>>96763829
>loads of other girl/me shipping art
>no virgin/chad shipping art

Sort your shit out, internet.
>>
File: 71a.png (554 KB, 680x520)
554 KB
554 KB PNG
>>96763888
>the chad superpower
>the virgin obsessed non-country
>>
>>96763919
American girls are fugly tho
I'd take sex over militarism
>>
>>96763888
Trips never lie.
>>
Is Other Girl topless at all times, or is it a really thin tube top?
>>
Remember that cartoon I.M. Weasel.

I feel like you could map that on to Chad and Virgin pretty easily.
>>
>>96763927
bimbofication is an american pastime, commie faggot
>>
>>96763888
In Europe neither of them would be white.
>>
File: 8bd.png (467 KB, 755x673)
467 KB
467 KB PNG
>>
File: f8b.png (525 KB, 600x776)
525 KB
525 KB PNG
>>
>>96763948
depends on the artist
>>
File: 764560.jpg (312 KB, 1920x1080)
312 KB
312 KB JPG
Not really related maybe to what are you thinking, but anyway: this movie/cartoon is set in a distopic future where everyone is made in artifical wombs and genetically engineered to be sheepy and not capable of rebelling. So that everyone looks like the Virgin and Becky. Now that picture this scene: a grey city full of stupid advertisments, and the streets are crampled by thousands of sad-looking people dressed in many shades of black/grey who don't chat with each other, listen to music, and generally walk like the Virgin in the meme while using their phones. When suddendly, an huge figure dressed brightly, is seen walking fast through the crowd flailing his arms hurting and making people fall. This is Chad, and for a bug in the artificial womb he's pretty much genetically perfect phisically, except that his mind is fucked up. Wanted because he's "defective", his role will be to defeat the governament with the help of one of the "virgins". The real mastermind of the governament might be and human-machine hybrid wizard of 100+ years old
>>
>>96763967
>bimbofication is an american pastime
Hence my point.
"Bimbos" aren't attractive.
>>
>>96763973
Memes have poisoned your thinking.
America is basically non-white now.
Meanwhile Europe has barely changed.
>>
>>96763916
>the virgin penetrator:
>>doesn't give reach arounds
>>is gay
>the chad bottom
>>has never touched a penis in his life
>>maintains heterosexuality while taking men's penises up his ass
>>
>>96763613
Pretty much this
A small overarching plot with mostly episodic stuff, but with continuity
Chad shouldn't be too stupid and at least somewhat likeable, maybe even a bit above average intelligence
Virgin would have the mindset that he's super smart but "just too lazy", just like the average r9k user would say

other than that I like
>>96763458
>>96762868
too
>>
So what music do you imagine the Chad Stride to be set to? You know they'd HAVE to set it to music when they introduce it in the cartoon.
>>
>>96764014
>>96763983
>>96763906
May I ask for the source of those pictures
>>
>>96764184
A more percussive and higher tempo version of that porno music Katz had in Courage the Cowardly Dog.
>>
Virgin would be too much in the negative here. Social awkwardness is cute even on plain Me girl.
>>
>>96762800
>Chad and Stacy
>Both virgins are so virgin they don't even have names
>>
>>96762716
A Ore Monogatari-like cartoon
>>
>>96763916
>homo enabler shitting on cute lesbians
>>>/co/
>>
>>96764211
the original poster for the creamsicle manga is nowhere to be found. I got that page from google.
>>
>>96764275
>the virgin NPC
>>
desu the virgin girl should really be a landwhale, from what i see skinny girls rarely have problems getting guys to talk to them because the skinny girls can actually look good, such as >>96763426
>>
>>96764370
We're in /co/.
>>
>>96764410
That's too bad, thanks.
>>
>>96764439
The girl part is all fantasy, if you think fat chicks don't have guys hitting on them left and right too you're even more delusional than they are.
>>
>>96764472
the virgin female should just be another guy, because only men can be incel
>>
>>96762895
More?
>>
>>96764511
This, though I'm not sure how to make the joke work then.
>>
>>96762895
Where's the somewhat cute one of them holding hands where they both didn't look like extreme caricatures from the original meme?
>>
>>96764511
Incels aren't real. They're just entitled pricks who dont wanna admit they're the problem. Like that Sam something who shot up a place because he was never hit on and let his autism convince him it's the world t fault
>>
>>96762716
It would just be Daria
>>
>>96764614
Idiot.

Incels are just fugly guys, that's it.
>>
>>96764614
> who dont wanna admit they're the problem

Isn't that sort of the point.
>>
>>96764614
>Sam something who shot up a place
Sam Hyde.
>>
>>96763916
We do need more of Chad and Virgin.
>>
>>96764439
The virgin girl was bullied at school and is considered strange by normies, which is why they don't talk with her. No make-up and overall trying to not stand out obviously reduces the attention, which is what she wants, along with a qt virgin bf.
>>
>>96764472
well i am a virgin male incel, so of fucking course im more delusional. its my fault i have autism as well and my fault i cant get laid and my fault i cant get more muscles before the doctors tell me i have to stop working out because muh joints, but it really is my fault that other people don't think im attractive
>>
>>96764614
Incels are just guys that nobody wants to fuck. It necessarily have anything to do with anything else.
I don't know why you think they don't exist.
>>
>>96762758
Alien overlords.
>>
>>96764669
the only virgin men left (at my age, at least) are the incels who can't legally or legally get laid or get in a relationship, but they might exist still in high school and college age and a little bit after college age
>>
>>96764677
Incels don't exist man that's just something people say to themselves so they have a scapegoat for their peoblems
>>
>>96764725
There are many guys who never get any sex at all

Just for the record.
>>
>>96764737
do male virgins exist?
>>
>>96764725
I mean I'm s virgin at 22 but that's mainly because I believe in celibacy before marriage
>>
>>96764725
If I based it on my irl contacts, I'd say the same thing, but this place is a good example of that not being true.

>20 year old virgin
>post in /pol/ chats since I was 17, where you'd expect everyone to be a virgin
>end up with Cleetus bf
>cry myself to sleep every night because he has slutted around and literally sucked dick (before getting together with me)

Would not recommend, please wait for a nice virgin bf, chads are scum and not worth it.
>>
>>96764758
No. Males can't be virgins. Chaste on the other hand is a different thing.
>>
>>96764645
sometimes i like to think that the problems actually come from sexual frustration and being unable to get any girl fucks it up even worse the older they become, so they become even more angry and a shitty person and self hating. its like im/they're stuck at that point of life that should have happened in high school or college okay lets say i do become rich that can't fix my autism, or as people on craigs list tell me (because even only guys reply to my ads in the looking for girls section) that the only way I'll get a gf is if i choose the morbidly obese town bike that has 4 kids already and smokes out the ass
yeah I'm so fucked up and angry at this point, having a gf and getting laid have become one and the same for me
>>
>>96763335
Underrated post
>>
well clearly I don't know what an incel is.
Is an incel a guy who never actively pursues a relationship/never has time to try. Or more like a guy who has tried to pursue a relationship and sex but has been turned down and is resentful over it?
>>
>>96762758
Chads are always the main villains in any given movie/tv series where there's a virgin protaginist
>>
>>96764753
>>96764753
oh right, I forgot to mention religious reason or whatever or just extreme lack of women in their area, whatever. i dont want to write 5 paragraph going into every single exception
>>
File: 1509350269793.jpg (102 KB, 680x638)
102 KB
102 KB JPG
>>
>>96762882
Melvin would be grand for a male counterpart while female could be Gertrude
>>
ITT: normies who literally can't see the existence of extremely ugly guys, just like girls generally
There are many guys so ugly that actual fucking prostitutes reject them. I personally know some.
>>
>>96763783
Fuck off self inserter
>>
>>96764846
I don't see why incels are so bitter. I'm a 29 year old virgin and I'm not bitter, I totally understand why no woman would ever want to be with me. I'm sad, and I'm upset that this is what my life is going to be like, but I'm not angry about it.
>>
>>96764933
an incel is a guy who actually wants to be in a relationship and or have sex (preferably sex in a relationship, but only being in a relationship for sex is bad), and looks for it, but women don't like him for reasons and shit. He doesn't want to be a virgin, but when no other girl wants him, this is difficult. It doesn't matter how much he improves himself; even at the top of his game and peak condition, he will never be able to legally have sex unless he hires a prostitute, which is illegal depending on where you live. Not even the old Chinese ladies will give the incel a happy ending.
>>
>>96762848
>Says the anon who keeps reposting an ancient quasi-meme nobody gives a flying fuck about.
you reek of the worst kind of newfag
>>
>>96765049
>I'm a 29 year old virgin
you ARE an incel
>>
>>96765077
You reek of the worst kind of underage, which is even worse than the worst kind of newfag. Fag.
>>
The problem isn't "guys that are ugly" it's "guys that are gross"

People who take care of themselves (not only in cleanliness but also functionally, paying their own bills and buying their own food) and dress nice can get over their faces. I've got hideous friends who have girlfriends. And it's not that the girlfriends are any sight to behold either, but they exist.

Meanwhile I know more handsome guys who can't get a date because their greasy hair is literally making stains on the shoulders of their shirts or they have no job or education and are too pathetic for anyone they meet to be interested.
>>
File: gears.jpg (14 KB, 320x248)
14 KB
14 KB JPG
>>96763426
Pet peeve: when people use "antisocial" when they mean "asocial".
You're just autistic, you're not trying to destroy society.
>>
File: the lads amity.jpg (33 KB, 680x277)
33 KB
33 KB JPG
>>96762716
i cannot watch this if chad is bullying the virgin
>>
>>96765102
>I've got hideous friends who have girlfriends.
NO, you've got AVERAGE friends who have gfs. Actual ugly guys CANNOT get them, I know some
>>
>>96763798
It was another era.
>>
>>96765093
I know, hence why I said what I said.
>>
>>96765049
an actual characteristic of autism and other problems is self harm and wanting to hurt yourself or others. For example, Elliot Roger. But for me, yes, i literally hate myself because I can't get laid legally in my country. My parents know I'll never find a girl, my grandparents, my friends. Well, I don't have any more friends since they all went off and got married and intentionally ignore my messages, but anyway, yeah, I'm mad and angry at everything and it basically comes back to never having a girl or lack of girl problems. im so thirsty, and even if i wasnt thirsty, i couldn't get laid. even if my mind was in a chad's body, girls would like instantly know that chad is a spy
>>
File: 1498930180286.jpg (109 KB, 472x536)
109 KB
109 KB JPG
>>96762716
I see this meme is still going strong.
>>
>>96764184
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvDesFdOdF8
>>
>>96765119
If I didn't care about my childhood friends I'd make you a goddamn collage. I'll describe one for you.

His skin is pasty white, and his blonde hair melts into it-
making his face is almost completely circular, but his chin sticks out the bottom like a growth. His teeth are always showing, no matter how hard he tries to close his mouth-- said teeth are yellow disasters. His upper lip curls up a bit to make this happen. One of his eyebrows falls a bit lower than the other.

He's got a huge fat wife with a pencil thin head that looks too small for her body. She still looks better than he does.
>>
>>96762716
>appropriating chad
oh no you didn't
>>
>>96764439
The virgin is typicaly drawn not ugly either, so why should the Becky?
>>
File: 1433472147008.gif (1021 KB, 421x389)
1021 KB
1021 KB GIF
>>96764637
>>96764645
>>96764647
>>96764677
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>taking the bait
i want /co/ddit to leave
>>
>>96764993
You do realize it's not supposed to be a good thing, right? She only tries to use him for perceived gain while he doesn't even get any because he's too broken to take the chance to do anything. It paints both of them negatively while subverting the cliche of nerds becoming successful and winning in the end, all in the context of a typical sitcom plot. Self-inserting would be saying that Virgin and Becky get together.
>>
>>96765209
Nah, it's dying out pretty quick, unfortunately. Soon we'll be back to pepe and wojak posting with the occasional "what did x mean by this" thread.
>>
>>96765102
okay that is for adults, but what about for the young college students and people below 25 who can't get it? you mention adult things, not stuff like for high school students. it sounds like you're saying money is the only thing that matters, and if that is the case, I agree. In my case, I'm just too pathetic and boring no matter how much money I make. Only girls that would just want sex with me are Asians living in Asia who will stop talking to me the moment they find out I make $7.25 an hour working a back breaking job at a warehouse while not even being able to get a 2 year degree in 8 years
>>
>>96765119
This is some No True Scotsman shit. I'm not saying that every ugly guy can get laid, but some definitely do.
>>
>>96765148
Anger will just cause you to hurt people who have done nothing to deserve it. We just got a poor hand is all, a bad draw. There's only so much happiness to go around, so some have to go without. Some people live a long life full of friends and loved ones, others die lonely and forgotten.

Like I said, it's all down to just getting bad luck.
>>
>>96765252
>implying Sam Hyde really didn't shoot that place up
>>
>>96765221
>huge fat wife
this is why I actually don't wish for a girlfriend. America has an obesity and single parent problem, I fucking swear. It is either get a fat ass wife over 133% my weight (i'm 150, autism medication makes me not eat but i work out most days for past 4 years) or be single forever
>>
>>96765333
if you have autism you have no right for higher standards in women
>>
>>96765260
Yes, this isn't about your appearance. Why can't you finish your two year degree, anon? Maybe you should stop posting on /co/ and study.
The problem with money is that it's a barrier. If you can't take care of yourself, chances are a girl won't want to take care of you. Being self sufficient is attractive to a girl, because girls don't want to be carrying any more baggage than they already have.
Not saying that that kind of attitude is okay, especially in the case where many girls are interested in being taken care of themselves, but that's just how it goes.
>>
>>96764218
Fuck. I want this so bad now.
>>96765114
The ultimate bromance.
>>
>>96765264
Idiot, that's reverse NTS if anything. You're the one pulling the actual thing, by shifting the goalposts from "all guys can get laid" to "only the ones I'm talking about".
>>
>>96765352
Autism is extremely common in guys, though. If autistic guys are forced to settle for hideous girls there is something severely, horrifically wrong with the whole dating marketplace.
>>
>>96764614
Incels are guys who were raised off terrible gross-out comedies and porn. They were also bullied in school so these garbarge movies were literally their guides to social interactions, that coupled with High School literally fucking their brains, has produced a generation of nutty guys who think getting laid is literally the only thing that matters.
>>
>>96762831
>the chad goofus
>the virgin gallant
>>
>>96765487
>Autism is extremely common in guys, though.
Most guys are expendable and undesirable
>>
>>96765487
Dating isn't a marketplace. It's a competition if you like it or not. If there's someone who appeals more to a girl, who is available to that girl, she's obviously going to date him instead.
>>
File: 1510684052450.png (355 KB, 728x701)
355 KB
355 KB PNG
>>96763426
>>
>>96762716
Has Prozzak ever appeared in these threads?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3MtqWz4XuE
>>
all I want is to see the chad stride animated
>>
>>96765266
there is a reason why people think I'm a stereotypical school shooter, and lets be honest, telling someone you're trying to date you have autism is a huge no no. I'm angry about not being able to get laid. It should have happened already! I hate myself, I hate millenials, and I hate people who think they're entitled. My other friends all had sex and partied and shit while I was forced to stay home (I can't drive while I'm drunk, that is illegal), so I also have jealously issues. Before they moved away, they said "it would be easier to hang out with you if you had a girlfriend" and something about how girls (friends of wife and shit) don't really like to talk to single guys at social gatherings. I'm all alone now. And I hate it!!!!!!!!! FUCK In case you coudlnt' tell, I have autism, please understand. It doesn't matter what I do or don't do, I somehow always fill the stereotypical autistic person incel stereotype. Doesn't matter if I'm the Virgin or the Chad Virgin, i hate myself. it is a shame that I'm obsessed with finding "love", but I'm not going to immediately go into the boring father stage of life raising the child of someone else when I havne't even been the boyfriend yet
>>
>>96764944
But Chad is also a protagonist.
>>
>>96763613
The point with Chad is that he is a natural in everything. He never doubt himself and he don't care what people think. He wouldn't wait in line for some iphone.
>>
>>96762758
>>96762716
the whores ofcourse, chad and virgin are spiritual bros.
>>
>>96765487
i think girls have autism too but sometimes those qualities are just associated with being a girl (such as klutz) and being really emotional, so they can get away with it. all girls need to do is have a good body. after all, most of the girls get with few of the guys. I've been on the dating market for over 10 years and a girl never replied to any of my messages ever or never messaged me first,

>>96765514
MAYBE IF THEY COULD GET LAID IN THE FIRST PLACE THEY WOULDNT NEED TO WATCH PORN
>>
>>96765524
Look man, if a double-digit percentage of guys is getting screwed over something is not right...

Historically this would mean revolution, of course, but in the modern world those guys' only real option is to move to Europe.
>>
>>96765249
Not that guy, but do you think the landwhale and neckbeard would also make an appearance?
>>
>>96765579
Chad isn't inconsiderate enough to leave the weak, womanly Stacy to wait on her own while he strides through the line. He would proudly stay by her side, talking loudly about last night's game to entertain the people near them who may have missed it.
>>
>>96765639
They're the Wizard and Witch
>>
>>96765114
>have never seen sadness in their entire lives
I love this one so much
>>
>>96765514
oh so they are losers their entire life more of less, please tell me more about myself and i should just kill myself right now, no really
>>
>>96765579
The point of Chad is he is literally a walking contradiction.

Everyone loves his ideas and his actions, even when they are nonsensical and stupid.
>>
>>96765627
Dating sites are for emotionally broken women or those who need an ego boost. The amount of messages they get are staggering. While the odds are still low, they're still far better in reality.
>>
>>96765637
I think you're hugely overestimating this, first off, second, I don't think that there's ever been a revolution specifically because the lower tier jobless ugly guys couldn't get laid.

There have always been jobless, wifeless, ugly men. Those situations you think about, with arranged marriages and setups? Those are between people with money.
>>
>>96765514
>getting laid is literally the only thing that matters.

Well, surely to a biological creature who passes on its genetics through sex, that's right?

I think a lot of the anger comes from their unwillingness to admit to themselves that all the people who mocked them that they would die a virgin were right. The same happened to me, but I just came to think that they knew something I didn't, and that their analysis of me wasn't just edgy bullying, but a genuine judge of my fate.
>>
>>96763613
This it but you need the combination of Becky and Chad, Make Virgil and Stacy's interactions deal with them making cash or something. Add in the Wizard as the comedic main antagonist the main cast don't care about as well.
>>
>>96765254
No.
>loser girl nerd guy
Thats ok.
>le hot sexy girl sees a nerdy guy BEYOND his looks
Self inser.
>>
>>96763754
It's only for that episode. Everything goes back to status quo at the end.
>>
>>96765524
And in the age of Tinder and social network it's a competition the vast majority of men can not win. No matter how astoundingly amazing you are, a woman just needs to get that thing in her pocket, press a few buttons, and she has You+, all the things about You she likes, but even more of it.
>>
>>96765114
Cute.
>>
>>96765639
>think the landwhale and neckbeard would also make an appearance?

They are the recurring characters that show up from time to time.
>>
>>96765712
>There have always been jobless, wifeless, ugly men.
Yes, but revolutions tended to happen whenever there were too many of them.

But whatever, as I said those aren't really possible in the modern world, so most guys should just get their ancestral passports and move. (Those that don't have them, of course, are utterly screwed in the majority of cases.)
>>
File: superior smug.png (74 KB, 357x229)
74 KB
74 KB PNG
>>96762758
Slice of life doesn't have villains, anon.
>>
there should be a societal culling of men who are virgins over twenty
>>
File: 1416288550500.png (26 KB, 392x283)
26 KB
26 KB PNG
>>96765897
Pretty sure revolutions happened when people were starving and dying, while wifelessness could also be a side effect of that it's clearly not the cause
>>
>>96765897
what the fuck are you talking about? How would moving to Europe help a virgin? You think Irish girls would be nicer to you than Americans?
>>
>>96764959
Omae wa mou shin de eru
>>
>>96763906
>for you
>>
>>96765964
It's called unemployment.
>>
>>96766034
killing isn't the same thing as welfare
>>
>>96765653
Chad don't care about Stacy. He do as he please and that makes Stacy moist. He don't care about standing in line or the iphone or paying for it if he wanted a phone. He don't need a phone he just yell loudly. Besides the only one he care to talk to is himself.
>>
>>96765992
Actually yes, but continental girls far more so.
Source: lived in Europe extensively, had to leave because it's basically impossible to immigrate.
>>
>>96766050
America doesn't have general welfare, unless you're disabled or something. That's exactly why homelessness is an epidemic in the US.
>>
>>96766068
so you've lived there and still believe they want to marry ugly, poor dudes who can't support them?
>>
>The Chad
>The Virgin
>The Girl
>The Other Girl

We need one more and we can have a Breakfast Club parody.
>>
>>96763426
>>
>>96766106
Not that guy but... Why marry? That is not in our interest.
>>
>>96766106
Marry? Probably not, otherwise I'd still be there...
But just have "fun" with? Now that's a different story...
>>
>>96766133
They only want to have fun with you because you're a foreigner. Your circumstances would be just as miserable if you actually lived there.
>>
>>96766122
Which role is missing? Because I like this idea a lot
>>
>>96766106
Women don't need men to support them, that's what the government is for.
>>
so are you saying we need another massive war to kill off large portions of the male population so beta males have a chance to reproduce?
>>
>>96763916
I saw one on /v/ that was done in the same style of the meme with Virgin being nervous and somewhat closeted while Chad was flamboyant and excited to meet Virgin's parents
>>
>>96762831
This isn't real, right? Goofus is a kike.
>>
File: 1445946321896.png (737 KB, 1024x768)
737 KB
737 KB PNG
>just want to have a fun thread about Chad/Virgin cartoon
>turns into r9k- tier discussion about virginity
>>
>>96766161
Kind of, but what needs to be accepted is that alphas aren't reproducing either.
>>
>>96764614
>>96765514
incels are a bunch of sad cases with enough emotional problems to give a psychiatrist a year's worth of work.

They project all their problems on not getting sex
>>
>>96766130
How the fuck else do you get a visa to get your sorry ass out of the US, smart guy?
>>96766141
Oh no, I'm not just talking about myself, but about the Euro guys I knew too.

In fact the shit I talked about that goes on in the American dating market was like some sort of fiction to most of them - with the obvious exception of UK guys.
>>
>>96762716
>Other Girl hooks up with Chad as she tries to straighten out his Chad ways but secretly hopes he never changes
>Normal Girl gets with Virgin as a lark but develops genuine affection as his bubbly girlfriend who tries to bring him out of his shell
>>
>>96766145
A Judd Nelson-like edgelord.
>>
>>96766190
They have emotional problems because they're fugly, or more precisely Anglo girls are so picky they won't go for any guy who doesn't look like a Hollywood model nowadays.
>>
>>96766223
>incels shifts the blame to women once again
>>
>>96766223
See: >>96765794
>>
>>96766196
Ok, so that was the point. Why not just say that you are from Syria and 12 years old? Works in Sweden.
>>
>>96762914
Scandinavia pls

5'4" is the average height for women the UK/US
>>
>>96766264
I'm talking about real Europe, not the propaganda American TV feeds to you idiots so you don't drop your own women like hot potatoes and flood this continent.
>>
>>96765148
Dude just bite the bullet and pay for it.
I'm a full on wizard, but I've never been angry about it. Maybe that's because I've had girlfriends and dated a bit, but if it affected me to the extent that it seems to affect you I'd just hire a lot lizard.
>>
>>96766272
Did you even LOOK at the pic I was referencing?

Hint: It's neither UK, nor US.
>>
>>96766223
no. they were raised in shit environments, probably have one or two diagnosed mental illnesses, their parent's weren't interested or flat out weren't capable of educating them and they couldn't solve it on their own.

Then they get to highschool and develop yet another batch of emotional disorders but project them all on not getting a girl because it's the one that hurts them the most.

if they were truly desperate, the prostitute's a phone call away. Past a certain age men are only virgins because they want to.
>>
>>96766122
The Wizard.
>>
>>96766316
>>96766325
You idiots, prostitutes can and do reject clients!!!
>>
>>96766211
Could a fedora atheist work maybe?
>>
>>96766298
of course. You're talking about the OTHER women in Europe.
>>
>>96762891
Is Putin considered sexy? I was under the impression that he was sex symbol as well?
>>
>>96764275
Why don't they just fuck each other then?
>>
>>96766325
>Past a certain age men are only virgins because they want to.

No one wants to be a virgin, but not everyone is good enough to not be.
>>
>>96766401
I don't get it.
>>
>>96765738
No
>>
>>96762914
>post literally says that it is bait
>still takes the bait anyway
k
>>
>>96766583
He didn't mean it that way.

Unexpected bait is best bait!
>>
File: antisocial definition.png (32 KB, 915x554)
32 KB
32 KB PNG
>>96765112
>>
stop talking about r9k shit and focus on the real topic here: making art of chad tenderly loving virgin
>>
>>96765560
Not sure if bait
>>
>>96766813
>the chad lover
>focused on his partner
>makes him cum first
>cuddles after

>the virgin lay
>thinks only of himself
>doesn't cum from nerves
>n-no homo
>>
>>96764959
>implying virgin would have a fearsome aura
>>
Back to topic.

It's breakfast club with Chad, Virgil, Stacy, and some disgusting Tumblerina. And our hero the edgelord and fedora wearing nihilist from /co/.
>>
>>96766995
That's the stench of dried cum.
>>
>>96765148
>because I can't get laid legally in my country.
Huh? You mean via a prostitute? Because I'm sure that you could have sex legally anywhere.
>>
>>96766298
I honestly think you're full of shit. You never specified which country you have in mind. If you can't get laid in America , you can't get laid in France. And what unbelievable things in dating happen in America that dont happen in Europe?
>>
>>96766981
Thank you.
>>
>>96762716
>What would you want from a Virgin/Chad cartoon?

Chad and Virgin slowly becoming friends throughout the first season. From that point on they have some regular show tier adventures until it gets cancelled.

>What adventures would they take part in?
First Season is them having to work together on a long run schoolproject. They are first like fire and water but slowly get to like eachother, since Chad cannot handle the fact someone dislikes him and virgin always wanted a friend.
Chad shows Virgin the great things in life he doesn't see.
Chad is in love with Becky and Virgin is in love with Stacy. They help eachother out with tipps.


>What supporting characters would you create?
>Wizard
joke villain
tries to fuck shit up
>Norman
actual threat villain
tries to make them as normal as possible since he can't handle such human extremes
>that kid
annoying side character, kinda like fred fredburger

starring for side chars and one offs
>teacher who tries to trick them into failing team homework , since he had a bet with the other teachers that they would never manage to bring them together
>villain/shadow spawn/superhero gfs
>goth kids

open to ideas
>>
File: 1509220466067.jpg (49 KB, 800x451)
49 KB
49 KB JPG
>>96764528
>>
>>96764034
>>96764059
Eurofags are so defensive about how they got taken over by immigrants, Christ. If you were really that better you wouldn’t be obsessing on America like you are now.
>>
>>96767130
Love it.
>>
File: 1476601353530.png (4 KB, 232x266)
4 KB
4 KB PNG
>>96762716
Virgin and Chad would be the protagonists and would have a comedic "straight man/wild card" dynamic between them.
>>
>>96766168
>is this edited image real?
I dunno anon.
>>
>>96762716
>What would you want from a Virgin/Chad cartoon?

Chad being larger than life doing what he feels like, while in every episode Virgin is struggling with something that Chad succeed with without trying.

>What adventures would they take part in?

Just episodic stuff where Chad is totally antisocial maniac and still get to score with everything while Virgin gets more and more bitter. Not even Becky who is ugly will settle for him.

>What supporting characters would you create?
Just pick up meme characters. Pepe and feelguy could be their neighbors some Robot-wizard. In the finale Chad is adopted by Trump and made VP but leave after impregnating Trumps Wife.Virgin is trying to organize a anti-Trump Rally to impress one of the ugly Antifa girls-memes. He fails and is accidently exposed in #metoo for all things Chad have done.
>>
File: 1506738893632.png (639 KB, 735x984)
639 KB
639 KB PNG
>>96767130
>wizard and norman
now we're fucking talking
>>
>>96767272
Episodes would mainly revolve around Chad dragging Virgin along to social events in attempts to Chadify him while completely disregarding his lack of social skills needed to accomplish that.
>>
File: 1489965371942.png (42 KB, 337x339)
42 KB
42 KB PNG
>>96767219

>that episode where Chad brings Virgin to the beach and just tells him to take out the earbuds for once to fully appreciate the sound of the waves and the world around him
>>
>>96767413
What does SJ have to do with this?
>>
>>96762800
oh anon
so naive
>>
>>96767498
just wanted to post a /co/ related wojak
>>
>>96764059
>67% white
>non-white

???
>>
>>96767182
CUTE!
>>
>>96767542
First one I see where the Stacy is more attractive.

Great job, to whoever made that.
>>
>>96763754
>he never kissed a stacy
>>
>>96767182
While Chad sure would fuck other men for variation to Stacys and Virgin would do it to get sex somehow even thought he isn't gay, Chad don't care about relationships. He would fuck Virgin senseless, but not stay a minute after he was done.
>>
>>96767542
Becky shouldn't be cute. She should be as unattractive to men as Virgin is to women.
>>
>>96766190
>>96766223
>>96766237
Incels are great to laugh at, but at the end of the day they're still terrible human beings who need to get the fuck over themselves.
>>
File: 1501225680026.gif (477 KB, 294x219)
477 KB
477 KB GIF
>>96767413
>that episode where virgin discovers that chad's dad abused him and made him what he is today
>>
>>96767689
>She should be as unattractive to men as Virgin is to women.
That is impossible by definition. No exaggeration.
>>
File: The Chad Stride.gif (1.87 MB, 540x304)
1.87 MB
1.87 MB GIF
>>96765543
>>
>>96767697
Chads dad is batman?
>>
>>96767697
But Chad is supposed to be good
>>
>>96767585
Something to keep in mind is that the government classifies all latinos and arabs as white since those aren't races.
>>
>>96767703
Well as close as it is possible then. SHe shouldn't be "different than other girls" she should be ugly and mentally fucked up. Fat with cuts on her arms or something.
>>
>>96767697
A backstoty for Chad is fine, but him being on the receiving end doesn't really fit tbqh
>>
>>96765915
This, but I'd be down for at least one episode of >>96763743
>>
>>96767777
Can't argue with those 7s
Praise Kek for this wisdom!
>>
>>96767697
>chad's dad was such a chad he didnt father his own kid
>>
>>96767793
But to Virgin's surprise, despite the world literally being at the brink of destruction, Chad is the only willing participant to fuck his cherry out.
>>
File: maxresdefault.jpg (72 KB, 1280x720)
72 KB
72 KB JPG
it would play out like this
>>
>>96767697
i'm pretty sure there was a greentext like this.
>>
>>96766325
>Prostitution
Incels aren't hung up on the virginity itself; they're hung up on the social acceptance it brings. They'll never feel they're in the "in-group" until someone of the opposite sex accepts them enough to let them bust a nut on/in them. Prostitutes are "cheating" to an incel because you're supposed to be getting deemed worthy on social standing alone, not making a business transaction. Same reason Elliot Rodger didn't just go to Nevada; he didn't need to get laid, he needed his ego validated by a fempocket doing it for free.

Why his dad didn't just pay a girl behind his back? No clue.
>>
>>96767781

They tried this with another character and there's still mountains of porn of her.
>>
>>96767781
but nobody wants more from Toot Braunstein.
Also the girls who claim to be "not like other girls" really aren't unlike other girls or terribly ugly- they're truly average teenage girls who feel weird, bad, and different because puberty is always painful.
>>
>>96767689
Me has an off-putting personality so even if men liked how she looks, she would push them away then be angry at them.
Interaction with Virgin seems like it should be a mutual hatred of each other, and only end up hanging out together because of work or being siblings or something.
>>
>>96762716
I'd just want a less comical look for Chad.
Also, it's weird, but >>96762895
is right.
>>
>>96767908
believe or not most people would be seriously creeped out if someone's dad offered you money to fuck his virgin son

also elliot's father was a non presence that only saw him as baggage.
>>
>>96767970
>being siblings
thats hot
>>
File: 1504389120338.jpg (94 KB, 867x1193)
94 KB
94 KB JPG
>>96768113
>I'd just want a less comical look for Chad.

Could I perhaps trouble you to go back to Tumblr?
>>
File: 1497057338550.png (216 KB, 600x600)
216 KB
216 KB PNG
>>96768408
No, I mean, the haircut is too ridiculous and looks weird in some instances.

It would make sense if it was actually drawn by a professional, just like in anime (maybe)
>>
>>96763426
See, the reason why they are ignoring her is because they are watching the Spawn cartoon from HBO and can't be bothered with her taste in Cape flicks.
>>
>>96763829
I imagine Orange is voiced by Gwen Stefani.
>>
File: 1495059708211.jpg (325 KB, 1145x761)
325 KB
325 KB JPG
>>96768491
TWO SCOOPS, ORANGE-CHAN?
>>
>>96762716
>What would you want from a Virgin/Chad cartoon?
I don't watch cartoons based on memes except for Chris Chan.
>>
>>96765452
>Your friends got laid?
>They aren't hideous, they must be average
>ACTUAL ugly guys can't get laid
How is this not the No True Scotsman fallacy? The claim appears to be that if someone gets laid, they can't actually be ugly, because ugly guys can't get laid.
>>
>>96764959
>The Virgin Stand User
>THE CHAD VAMPIRE
What would their 「Stands」be named?
>>
File: 8.jpg (41 KB, 640x637)
41 KB
41 KB JPG
>>96762726
>Beats feminism at its own game: main characters all fully developed girls, none of them feminist and all of them wanting boyfriends
>You can't be a feminist and want a boyfriend.
>>
>>96765487
What is with the indignation about the idea that guys with a generally undesirable trait might have to end up with girls with generally undesirable traits?
>>
File: female hubris.jpg (173 KB, 876x960)
173 KB
173 KB JPG
>>96768593
>feminist
>sane

Pick one
>>
>>96768593
>You can't be a feminist and want a boyfriend.
That is correct, did I fucking stutter faggot?
Feminists hate men, they would never date them!
>>
>>96768611
>>96768645
I think you both need to go play outside.
>>
>>96768607
>guy born with something
>vs. girl who doesnt care to not eat too much
>>
>>96768672

t. breathing Arby's advertisement
>>
>>96768589
Like a Virgin. Forgot the other one.
>>
File: 1510402913857.png (198 KB, 800x480)
198 KB
198 KB PNG
>>96768593
>>96768607
>>96768611
>>96768645
>>96768672
>>96768684
PLEASE just fuck off back to /pol/ and let this thread go out in peace.
>>
>Virgin/Chad cartoon
The Breakfast Club but the only characters are Bender/Andrew and Brian.

Chad: Bender/Andrew
Virgin: Brian
>>
>>96766122
>We’ve got the jock, the brain, the princess, and the basket-case
All we need now is the criminal

The Wizard
>>
>>96768439
Chad is supposed to be ridiculous you mong, that's the joke. Chad is meant to be the extreme opposite of the virgin in every way. For instance, the virgin is afraid of making eye contact, the Chad stares directly into people's eyes until they get intimidated and look away l.
>>
>>96768708
Sex Bomb
>>
File: 1508522583968.png (1.01 MB, 998x487)
1.01 MB
1.01 MB PNG
>it's a time travel episode
>>
>>96762831
is that Marche from FFTA
>>
>>96762895
Source on the full version?
>>
>>
>>96766995

>Implying he isn't about to shoot up the school
>>
File: virgin steven chad ko.png (201 KB, 2688x1184)
201 KB
201 KB PNG
>>
>>
File: virgin whip fetishist.png (128 KB, 1575x612)
128 KB
128 KB PNG
>>
File: 1510265363266.png (232 KB, 835x677)
232 KB
232 KB PNG
>>96762716
>he doesn't ship them
>>
File: virgin chad.gif (2.94 MB, 500x281)
2.94 MB
2.94 MB GIF
>>
>>96766356
Chris-Chan's prostitute only rejected him after the second time they had sex.

Prostitutes don't have standards as long as you have money.
>>
File: DNuN8rqVAAAfuax.png (467 KB, 1200x972)
467 KB
467 KB PNG
>>96764607
This one?
>>
>>96767703
Go to an anime convention, ANY convention, and just sit in a main hallway. After about 20 minutes, you'll notice there's one late 20s girl who has walked by like six times. She'll have a clumsy way of walking, even less fashion sense than the rest of the convention, and be skinny to the point of having no discernible chest. There's at least one of those at every single anime convention who has no friends and comes to meet people, but they have no idea how to approach people and generally feel like they're starting to get too old for conventions. They're creepy as shit and too socially inept to do anything other than respond with things like "yeah" when someone tries to talk to them, so nobody really tries for very long.

Those are the female equivalent of the virgin meme. I've never been a single anime convention where there hasn't been at least one milling around for the entire three days.
>>
File: virgin chad.png (536 KB, 727x768)
536 KB
536 KB PNG
>>
File: 1480178455814.png (115 KB, 396x325)
115 KB
115 KB PNG
>>96769086
>>96769069
Wew lad
>>
File: stacy stomp.jpg (50 KB, 960x408)
50 KB
50 KB JPG
>>
>>96762914
>i won't date a girl if she's below 5'5
>>
>>96762716
In the final episode the chad gets the harem ending while the virgin dies a virgin and no one even went to his funeral
>>
>>96769134
I won't be nearly as attracted to her, that's for sure
>>
>>96762758
Not every show has to be an action story with heroes and villains. Capeshit has ruined narrative.
>>
>>96768443
I'd gladly watch HBO Spawn with anyone else who likes it
>>
>>96765653
>talking loudly about last night's game to entertain the people near them who may have missed it.
That sounds both hilarious and pretty heartwarming.
I like the idea of the Chad being a generally nice guy who gives no fucks about social standards or unspoken rules. He'd be the kind of guy who doesn't wear earphones on the metro because he thinks everybody deserves to listen and enjoy the same music he likes.
>>
>>96769086
Looks like Bart and Milhouse in their mid~20 years
>>
>>96769092
>he thinks everyone is American
Anon, I don't even know how far I'd have to travel to go to one of those.

Where I live though, there are NO girls like that
>>
File: virgin walk chad stride.png (446 KB, 2518x1024)
446 KB
446 KB PNG
>>96769199
but in the original meme it literally says he has never heard a song in his entire life
>>
File: chad son.jpg (37 KB, 479x640)
37 KB
37 KB JPG
>>96769158
or this
>>
File: DNuU8C2VoAAliHh.jpg (76 KB, 799x1200)
76 KB
76 KB JPG
>>96769216
Bart and Milhouse could never be so cute.
>>
>>96769273
In that case have him make up music as a whole. He didn't need to listen to music to be able to create a melody.
>>
File: chad motu.png (197 KB, 2518x1024)
197 KB
197 KB PNG
>>
File: chad virgin.jpg (60 KB, 1114x540)
60 KB
60 KB JPG
reverse world episode
>>
File: 1478546345529.png (842 KB, 621x593)
842 KB
842 KB PNG
>>96768361
>believe or not most people would be seriously creeped out if someone's dad offered you money to fuck his virgin son
T-they would?
>>
File: 1489966071146.jpg (21 KB, 512x384)
21 KB
21 KB JPG
>>96769297
>>96769086
The artist draws them really cute, no doubt.
10/10 would like a R-18 doujinshi of them
>>
File: DNuI8KqVoAABWRm.png (332 KB, 986x1200)
332 KB
332 KB PNG
>>96769450
It would be a romance for the ages.
>>
File: 1495696766728.gif (1.4 MB, 498x278)
1.4 MB
1.4 MB GIF
>>96769488
Ok, I'm gonna have to ask you the source, dude.

Please?
>>
>>96769069
>not going for the OT4 route
>>
>>96769488
>>96769297
>>96769086
Source pls
>>
>>96766422
You're not fooling anyone with that english, Vlad.
>>
>>96769086
>No gigantic bulge on Chad

Illegitimate.
>>
File: g_minoan_bull.jpg (442 KB, 698x465)
442 KB
442 KB JPG
>>96768611
But this is literally what guys have been doing for thousands of years. Are you operating on an IQ of 1, anon?
>>
>>96769865
>he thinks female strength is remotely comparable to male
Feminist re-education is truly terrifying.
>>
>>96766422
pretty much

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zk_VszbZa_s
>>
>>96769928
You are posting on fucking /co/ in a virgin vs. chad thread. If you're pretending like you're anything but a 90-pound weakling, you are deluding yourself beyond what is feasible.
>>
>>96762716
who the fuck are the two girls? stop adding shit and over complicating the meme
>>
>>96769347
>Tfw I'm pretty much the Virgin chad
>>
>>96769988
Becky and Stacy probably
>>
>>96769988
It is a crossover with another series.
>>
>>96769987
A 90-pound weakling is still stronger than most females, despite probably having some serious health issues. That's how big the difference is.
>>
Just make more johnny bravo. Just without whoever the fuck is doing the powerpuff girls.
>>
>>96762758
Virgin, Chad and the supporting cast all take turns depending on how the episode bounces their personalities off of one another.
>>
>>96770084
>the virgin misogynist
>>
File: chadvirginbeach.png (255 KB, 1200x1086)
255 KB
255 KB PNG
>>96767413
i'm no drawfag, but hey
>>
>>96763197
He'd probably just flail like a Gmod cartoon.
>>
>>96766456
Thats optimistic thinking, anon.
Virgins don't even want each other.
>>
File: best_meme.jpg (31 KB, 640x260)
31 KB
31 KB JPG
>>
>>96770148
Is the biological truth misogynist?
>>
File: 1510697905913.png (244 KB, 1200x1086)
244 KB
244 KB PNG
>>96770193
>>
>>96767413
>>96770193
This is like the scene in moonlight where one of the guys jacks off the other
>>
File: DNsI6RTUQAECMXO.jpg (59 KB, 868x960)
59 KB
59 KB JPG
>>96769707
>>96769726
https://twitter.com/revolocities/status/926484778185924608

https://twitter.com/revolocities/status/926490276578738176

https://twitter.com/revolocities/status/926497966537322496
>>
>>96762716
>those chicks
Did I hop in a fucking time machine?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJuvhORPuYs
>>
>>96770371
Memes are eternal
>>
>>96766122
The antisocial
Someone that fits the personality of a criminal, like /pol/ and /r9k/ without the virgin parts
>>
>>96762758
It'd probably end up presenting society as the villain or something nebulous like that.
>>
File: wizard1.jpg (727 KB, 4508x1024)
727 KB
727 KB JPG
>>96766331
it's sad that the wizard didn't scored to the memedom just like the other two
>>
>>96770565
The Wizard was shit and forced
>>
>>96769488
>Calm down Virg, it's just a first date. Chad might be a little...boisterous but it'll be fine. Dinner, some drinks, he's probably so closeted he won't even go for a kiss.
>'SUP BRO! YOU READY FOR SOME HANG GLIDING AND BAREBACK! TOTAL HOMO, BRO, TOTAL FUCKIN' HOMO!
>>
Why does Chad’s shirt say ouch?
>>
>>96769069
Virgin has a pretty aesthetic figure. Nice V. Would look better than Chad if he lifted.
>>
>>96770637
He's a very sensitive, and easily hurt individual on the inside. He wears his feelings on his sleeve, but since he tore them off with his glistening muscles, he instead wears it on his chest, like a badge of honour. Like Superman.
>>
>>96770350
Thanks, anon!

>>96770193
Can you edit it so it looks like Virgil's hand is on top of Chad's hand?
>>
>>96770614
Kek.
>>96770699
>like superman
>The Iron Chad
>>
File: 1508139323031.png (162 KB, 2176x1036)
162 KB
162 KB PNG
>>
>>96762716
Virgin and Chad are oddball buddies, often Chad is the one who drives the plot with high-pay-off but ridiculous schemes.

Virgin is his surprisingly antipodal best friend who,while meek, is relateable and gets roped into Chad's crazy schemes. Virgin is usually the one who tries to reign things in, but his common sense being added into Chad's schemes tend to create even crazier results. ("You tried to fix global warming by modifying the fridge... I told you that's not how it works and tried to fix the fridge... And now we have an ice age... How did this happen?")

Becky and Stacy are their female counterparts but with different aims. Stacy tends to make things crazier because she tries to manipulate the schemes of chad or the fixings of Virgin to her own ends. which makes things even weirder.

Becky just wants to be left alone but her sister Stacy insists on dragging her along for the con and despite everything you'd think, Becky and Virgin do not get along at all.
>>
>>96770699
>Chad somehow inexplicably spins his weaknesses into strengths
>>
File: rejoice.jpg (73 KB, 298x452)
73 KB
73 KB JPG
>>96770350
>Gay male artist
>Actually draws good
>Also did art of my favorite poke-couple

Man, am I glad I came to this thread when I wanted to shitpost.
>>
>>96768645
have you ever met a real feminist? honestly, go outside
>>
>>96770981
>Becky and Virgin do not get along at all.
A failed romance in their past?
>>
>>96770981
Becky actually is tsundere for the Virgin but he always screws up when she gives any hints of her true feelings because he's beta as fuck
>>
>>96764184
https://youtu.be/5xD1FAOJI84
>>
>>96768994
>Images of Chris Chan’s dick exist
What why and how
>>
>>96771105
some troll pretending to be a girl requested dick picks from him and he actually delivered it

that happened more than once tho
>>
>>96770565
It’s because he has a shit design. If it was a fat guy in a fedora, it would’ve made much more sense.
>>
>>96770699
I love this board, sometimes.
>>
>>96771077
>>96771080
In my eyes, it's wildly different tastes in past times.

Becky will play heavily story oriented or cinamatic games and switch it to easy mode to focus on those things.

Virgin is a bit a try-hard gamer and is all focused on gameplay, especially competitive stuff.

They were closer once. And then they tried to develop an indie game together. it destroyed their good relationship.
>>
>>96769092
Fuck 'em and profess your undying love for them. Make sure you live a few states away so they cannot stalk you easily afterwards.
>>
File: DNsI6wYV4AAwOW8.jpg (35 KB, 1000x569)
35 KB
35 KB JPG
>>96771077
Virgin's heart belongs only to Chad
>>
>>96771140
Does he at least have a massive tard-cock
>>
>>96771284
no, it's so small and laughable that would probably boost your self-steem if you see it
>>
>>96771270
How did they reproduce?
>>
>>96771323
The power of love.
>>
>>96767130
I'd just make the wizard a weird side character who no one understands. Like always just doing some weird thing in the background, or interrupting a major scene with some bizarre eldritch distraction.
>>
>>96763774
>She's probably also a virgin, though
No, anon. She's taken more dicks than stacy has.
>>
>>96762993
Dude Gummi Bears was the shit.
>>
File: 11144.jpg (96 KB, 961x759)
96 KB
96 KB JPG
>>96763022
No, it was shit
>>96763044
They made a grumpy cat comic that is basically a garfield knock-off
>>
>>96764725
Be my gf?
>>
>>96769092
I know of those women because I go to conventions just to have sex with them.
Almost none of them would have issue getting dates if they were more confident, whereas men in the same position would likely end up with sexual harassment charges for attempting to awkwardly flirt the way these girls do.
>>
>>96771571
So you have a fetish for willowy weeaboo women?
>>
File: tomoko kuroki.jpg (37 KB, 480x514)
37 KB
37 KB JPG
>>96771599
a lot of weebs have a slob fetish now thanks to watamote
>>
>>96771345
Absolutely perfect. I can picture his beetle-like scuttling to the beat.
>>
>>96771323
>When your package is so huge you can be used as a womb
>>
>>96770301
kek
>>
>>96771599
Do you not?
>>
>>96771637
>Now
>Not for decades
>>
any episode of Regular Show

Or Rick and morty

Or Dick Figures

Or just about any show with two contrasting protagonists.
>>
File: Spoiler Image (565 KB, 1572x1998)
565 KB
565 KB PNG
>>96764959
>>96766995
>>96767034
>implying it's not his overwhelming virgin presence
>>
>>96766122
This is one talking animal away from a Mystery Incorporated crossover.
>>
>>96771571
>I know of those women because I go to conventions just to have sex with them.
I hate you lucky American faggots SO much.
>>
Something like this maybe:
>They are friends for many years but there are still thing they don't know about each other
>The Chad is the one who make plans, that the Virgin follows sometimes with esitation
>The Virgin is an introverse guy but still somewhat sociable, while the Chad is totally extrovert and sometimes a sociopath
>The Chad doesn't know that the Virgin is in fact a virgin, but he does know that for some aspects is bizzarre from his point of view and he's "to rigid"
>The Chad knows a lot of girls but rarely does something with them because his exaggerated behavior
>They get sometimes wasted together but of course Chad ends in dirty situations and the Virgin, more moderate, has to help him

I've actually just described the relationship with one of my IRL friends...of course I'm the Virgin
>>
>>96768708
>>96764959
>>96768589
「Macho Man」
>>
>>96772182
Can you fuck it?
>>
>>96762895
>Chad tries to get rid of Virgin's virginity
>cannot do it because Virgin is just that much of a loser
> "Welp, lube up little buddy"

Chad takes one for the team. Truly he is the greatest of friends.
>>
>>96763829
Why is orange-chan speaking to Grimace
>>
>>96772198
can steampunk Shaggy achieve the Ultra Instinct?
>>
>>96772378
I'm most definitely going to try.
>>
>>96769297
Hot fuck don't make me ship a meme, /co/
>>
>>96772182
Is that a Warframe?
>>
File: virginchadComics.jpg (519 KB, 2518x1130)
519 KB
519 KB JPG
>>
>>96772926
>hides communist propaganda in children comics
what?
>>
>>96769717
Polyamory is degeneracy
>>
File: The Chad Stride.gif (110 KB, 878x438)
110 KB
110 KB GIF
>>96765543
>>
>>96769717
Is that a Jojo reference?
>>
>>96772926
>neither of them are Ducks
They’re both inferior
>>
I still love /co/ sometimes
>>
>>96764184
Definitely https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ckZlj2p8W9M
>>
>>96763869
>>96763851
>>96763829
I ship this.
>>
>>96767909
I can't jack off to meg
>>
>>96772182
What am I looking at, here?
>>
>>96762758
Remember I Am Weasel? Same idea as that.
>>
>>96765915
>Slice of life doesn't have villains, anon.

That's the dumbest thing I've ever read in my life

Has all the anime and manga rotted your brain, weeb?
>>
Becky is a stupid design

She should have short cropped hair and glasses if

Loser girls don't have long flowing pretty hair, you hacks
>>
File: aaaa.gif (370 KB, 206x176)
370 KB
370 KB GIF
>>96773753
the female characters aint even canon, they are literally 100% tumblr crap tacked on because they dont get what chad is supposed to be
>>
>>96762716
I can see an Always Sunny situation where the four of them constantly sabotage themselves and each other.
>>
>>96773781
Other Girls v. Me is older than Virgin/Chad though.
>>
>>96773821
chad is very obviously meant to make fun of quentin shit that mocks people for doing innocuous things like having bad posture, wearing nike's sneakers, etc. because he does the exact opposite in retarded ways
>>
>>96764184
https://youtu.be/P8AKP4Tw9sE

Chad Striding to the Store
>>
But how do amerigoblins and the white gene stealers fit into the virgin & chad universe?
>>
>>96773781
That doesn't mean we can't give Becky a better design.
Actually it means the exact opposite.
>>
>>96773941
>women
>introspective

They would never identify with what she would actually look or act like.
>>
File: CHADTANK.gif (3.76 MB, 720x478)
3.76 MB
3.76 MB GIF
>>96762716
I want Chad to be the obnoxious guy that always wins, and Virgin to be the socially awkward loser that gets picked on by Chad all the time. Just like always...
>>
>>96773249
it's inspired by Jojo but it's not a direct reference.
>>
File: 1510669410398.png (326 KB, 498x462)
326 KB
326 KB PNG
>>96773992

Chad isn't malevolent, he is just really headstrong and oblivious to his natural ability. People admire the unique way he does things and his refusal to give up or settle for less, and even more admirable is his indulgence in doing what he wants no matter how impossible that is. Compare to the virgin who allows insecurity or rules dictate his life to such a degree that even the basic act of walking is rendered an obsessive-compulsive task full of self-loathing. Virgin introspects and judges himself to the point of paranoid catastrophe. Chad has never thought he should never do something in his entire life.
>>
>>96773988
And that means we can't? What are you

Fuck, I'd draw a redesign myself If I had a tablet. I was thinking a more SJW looking version of Velma would be a good place to start
>>
File: 1510510853148.gif (3.88 MB, 640x443)
3.88 MB
3.88 MB GIF
>>96774076
I love it
>>
>>96768406
Chad should still try and hook them up because fuck societal norms.
>>
>>96762758
DEBTS
>>
File: 1506611800846.jpg (11 KB, 193x218)
11 KB
11 KB JPG
>faggots once again ruin a perfectly good meme with their self inserted traits and homosexual degeneracy
>>
>my name is Becky
>I’m a virgin
Figures. I also knew a Chad named Chad.
>>
>>96776553
You should let him pound you in the butt.
>>
File: laughing-tanya.png (148 KB, 540x299)
148 KB
148 KB PNG
>>96762831
>your pic
>>
File: Vomiting.jpg (82 KB, 680x680)
82 KB
82 KB JPG
>>96762895
>Virgin/Chad yaoi slash
>>
File: 1510690118132m.jpg (229 KB, 683x1024)
229 KB
229 KB JPG
What about having characters who are evil versions of both? Like Bad Chad and Mean Virgeen, or something. Just to show how both can be really shit. Assuming the cast is going to be put in a generally positive light. Maybe a Dr Jekyll and Hyde episode.
>>
>>96776914
Or not have that and just let it be an episodic slice of life show.
>>
File: the_paper_of_intelli.jpg (446 KB, 1680x1216)
446 KB
446 KB JPG
>>
>>96769749
The bulge lives on.
>>
>>96776605
>implying
>>
File: 1509935052823.jpg (10 KB, 326x209)
10 KB
10 KB JPG
>>96762895
> favsfit
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>
>>96777124
What part of what I suggested goes against that? Power Rangers was still episodic in a sense while having bulk and skull. I just thought it would be a funny to make fun of edge lords and douchebags.
>>
>>96762831
post more goofus and gallant
>>
>>96771284
Small and also he suffers from some structural disorder that causes his dick to be bent for some reason.
>>
>>96770981
This sounds pretty good
>>
>>96771345
Spot the fuck on. Splice in a few scenes of him glamour posing and it'd be absolutely perfect.
>>
>>96762758
The virgin thinks chad is the villain, but it's revealed that's chad was trying to help him get laid and the virgin fucks it up because he was trying to make sure chad doesn't.
>>
>>96762716
only use the colors in MS paint
>>
>>96763613
I will add some.

> Becky invites Virgil to a protest only to annoyed by how much the protesters like him better B-plot of Chad and Stacy becoming models for failing company .

> Chad's favorite protein powder is discontinued so he decides to make his own with unexpected results.

> Virgil gets a an virtual girlfriend app. B-plot is Becky making a movie for a class with Chad and Stacy as actors

> Stacy gets a dog as a pet and discovers how hard it is to raise one with Becky's help. b-plot is Virgil and Chad playing dating sim video games.

>Chad and Stacy get the flu and make being sick the new fad. b-plot is Becky and Virgil using uber.

> Becky invites Chad to her women's studies class and he has a unexpected effect on the class. b-plot is Virgil and Stacy starting a band with no musical talent whatsoever.
>>
>>96762758
Obviously the virgin. He's his own villain.
>>
>>96763641
This would work well on adult swim with the same type of animation from the boondocks.
>>
>>96762716
Each episode starts like one of the old Wiley coyote cartoons with narration by either Morgan freeman or Attenborough.
Freeze frame, pause music, diagram of the virgin, narration for each point as it appears.
Scene continues then same happens for the chad diagram.

Their adventures range from the mundane to the wacky, but no matter what Virgil always loathes chad who remains completely unaware of his hatred.
Virgil always tries to foil chad out of jealousy or some sense of injustice to which chad is always completely indifferent or even oblivious.
Chad always avoids, sometimes without noticing, Virgil’s schemes due in some way to his innate chaddishness and said schemes more often than not backfire hilariously on the increasingly frustrated Virgil.
Sometimes he may even attempt to mimic chad as part of a scheme or as a last frustrated attempt to "join them" after failing to "beat them".
This too is always inadequate and mocked by everyone, including the narrator on some occasions.
>>
>>96776382
/co/'s always been gay as shit
>>
>>96767970
>Me has an off-putting personality so even if men liked how she looks, she would push them away then be angry at them.

This. Becky should be her own worst enemy and the one member of the cast with the least amount of friends because she gets into her own way. Pretty much she is a female Larry David that makes everyone uncomfortable except for Virgil, Chad and Stacy.
>>
>>96770565
The Wizard has to be that character that appears once every season and fucks with the main cast.
>>
>>96770981
This sounds really good. It reminds me of It's always sunny.
>>
>>96778593
Out alone the stupid "make this a cartoon" threads this is my favorite
>>
>>96779329
You need the good artstyle when Chad starts doing his thing.
>>
>>96770981
10/10
>>
>>96765579
> He wouldn't wait in line for some iphone.

That is the point.Since Chad and Stacy are ridiculous characters something as simple as waiting in line can become chaotic because they don't follow the rules to normal society.
>>
>>96778593
>Virgil misunderstands the meaning of "Netflix and chill" leading to unusual situations with the rest of the cast.
>Chad and Becky try to find a last minute birthday gift for Stacy while Virgil is tasked with keeping her away from the surprise party until it's ready
>Chad, Stacy, and Virgil end up locked in a janitor's closet over a weekend. B-plot of Becky trying to flirt with a cashier at the grocery store.
>The cast dig up old memories while cleaning their apartments.
>Becky continues to try to flirt with the cashier, who now thinks she's an alcoholic after her previous attempts went wrong, asking the others to help talk her up. Ends with him thinking she's dating Chad.
>>
>>96778593
It's really bizarre that a bunch of memes have more cast chemistry than any sitcom on television now. These all sound fun as fuck.
>>
>>96779345
> You need the good artstyle when Chad starts doing his thing.

This. Chad's ridiculousness as a character has to highlighted with good art style.
>>
>>96764769
Keep it up
>>
File: uouy90dr2uuy.jpg (886 KB, 1572x1942)
886 KB
886 KB JPG
>>96777498
>>
>>96780061
They are archetypal
>>
>>96772022
I could see this. The virgin even looks like Alex.
>>
>>96780069
You could do the lower effort animation for the bulk of the episodes then switch to the good stuff to highlight Chad. Everything is designed simply and animated on 3s, then Chad kicks in and the artstyle shifts to exaggerated hyperrealism animated on 1s.

>>96780039
>Becky puts on Stacy's typical outfit of tube top, microshorts, and high-riding thong for a laugh only to get locked out of the apartment
>despite her poor skin, greasy hair, pudge, and hairy legs/pits, every starts treating her the same as Stacy
>>
Some people in this thread seem to be hesitant about putting Virgil and Becky in a relationship ("cause their the virgins lol") but they don't necessarily have to be in a relationship and have sex. My ideal scenario would be a season or 2 spanning side narrative where they meet through Chad and/or Stacy's shenanigans and become friends. They gradually transitions from friends to boyfriend and girlfriend, but still take it very slow (because neither of them have ever been in a relationship before) and eventually start trying to have sex. It could develop and have significance in the main narrative and even become something you could put cliff hangers on.
Better still it can also serve to differentiate Virgil from The Wizard. I imagine them as former partners in a mentor/apprentice type friendship until Becky came along and made The Wizard jealous of Virgil for getting a girl to like him in his 20s while the Wizard is in his mid 30s and has developed a hyper MGTOW/Incel philosophy to coup with the fact that he's never even had a real female friend. So he grumpily tries to disassociate with Virgil, but still gets dragged into an occasional episode because he and Virgil are still colleagues in what ever their field is.
>>
>>96781065
I'm pretty sure the reason people are hesitant about Virgil and Becky in a relationship is that Virgil is mainly just a pathetic loser, while 'Beckys' are mostly characterized as being holier than thou bitches.
>>
>>96762758
I want the Wizard to be the villain like the over arching villain. The Virgin has to come to his senses before he heads down the path of becoming a wizard, and it’s up to Chad and the gang to show him the way
>>
>>96781065
I don't really want any of them in a relationship with another member of the main cast. Chad and Stacy can have a different girlfriend/boyfriend every episode, but putting them together would limit the plots. Likewise Virgil and Becky shouldn't go past occasional awkwardness. It just ruins the dynamic. Not to mention it feels self-inserty.
>>
All of your idea's are stupid

Here's how you do it:

>10-15 minute shorts
>each short is a non-connected conflict between the Chad and the Virgin
>It's I Am Weasel, but in an inverse set up
>The Virgin, who is intelligent but also a smug fedora wearing asshole, is the goat
>The Chad is dumb, but good hearted and earnest and willing to try
>Each short is about The Virgin trying to embarass the Chad (which is impossible, because the Chad just shrugs and laughs when he looks dumb), or otherwise make himself look great
>The Chad always beats him the fuck out unintentionally because the Virgin drops his spaghetti, is an asshole, or outsmarts himself

The villain is you, /co/. You are the Virgin. The Virgin is the villain. That is why you do not see.
>>
>>96781148
>I'm pretty sure the reason people are hesitant about Virgil and Becky in a relationship is that Virgil is mainly just a pathetic loser, while 'Beckys' are mostly characterized as being holier than thou bitches.

Pretty much this. If Virgil and Becky got together it would be like Jerry and Beth 2.0 from Rick and Morty. Their flaws would just be enhanced to an unholy degree.
>>
File: 1508125705503.jpg (69 KB, 846x823)
69 KB
69 KB JPG
>>96763754
>*wanting to use the virgin
Now it's /r9k/ approved.
>>
>>96781403
Is Chad and Virgin Sleepy Gary and Jerry?
>>
>>96781437
That's not a good thing.
>>
File: abbey.png (44 KB, 384x350)
44 KB
44 KB PNG
>>96766995
>never heard of a "virgin aura"
You can't be this naive, /co/.
>>
>>96762716
Chad is aggressive and drinks a lot but always tries to do the right when it comes to doing things like helping old ladies cross the street and feeding the homeless and shit. Rarely do people accept his help though since he always comes on so strong it seems like he's messing with people or just scares them.

Virgin is a male Tomoko and has borderline legit depression. Like Chad he wants the acceptance of others and tries to help out people when the chips are down. He is usually held back by his own crippling self-doubt and anxiety though.

Becky is a tumblrina but does it mostly to mask her own massive insecurities and low self-esteem.

Stacy is basically Galko-chan only way more vulgar. Super nice and friendly to people she likes but a huge bitch to people she dislikes. Isn't ashamed to show off skin. Cusses a lot. Usually the one to start fights.

Beneath the superficial appearances they are all genuinely nice people but constantly make shitty decisions due to their obsession with social status.
>>
>>96781403
>I don't really want any of them in a relationship with another member of the main cast.

This. The comedy works well when they are all platonic and can bounce jokes off each other with out relationship shit. There can be some shit that happened in the past like Stacy and Chad used to date and broke up but that is it.

> Virgil and Becky shouldn't go past occasional awkwardness. It just ruins the dynamic.

This. These two should never get together.
>>
>>96762716
Now let this thread die for the next JL topic :)
>>
File: retarded abbey.png (33 KB, 657x527)
33 KB
33 KB PNG
>>96781572
>pic related
>implying
paulo is just a bitch
>>
>>96762758
women
>>
>>96768443
Man I remember my dad renting that from the video store when I was 9 or something. The Spawn live action movie wasn't really that bad in terms of gore, so my dad thought this must be ok.

that moment where the kid is blown to bits with the grenade still sticks with me.
>>
>>96781228
>I don't really want any of them in a relationship with another member of the main cast.

This. The comedy works well when they are all platonic and can bounce jokes off each other with out relationship shit. There can be some shit that happened in the past like Stacy and Chad used to date and broke up but that is it.

> Virgil and Becky shouldn't go past occasional awkwardness. It just ruins the dynamic.

This. These two should never get together.
>>
>>96781605
>Stacy is basically Galko-chan only way more vulgar. Super nice and friendly to people she likes but a huge bitch to people she dislikes. Isn't ashamed to show off skin. Cusses a lot. Usually the one to start fights.

Stacy should start barfights when bitches insult her friends.
>>
File: 1461450190774.jpg (28 KB, 623x527)
28 KB
28 KB JPG
>>96767697
Not exactly.
Chad had a otherwise perfect childhood with only the minimal negative influence possible to not actually ruin it, just so he becomes gritty enough to impress girls with his almost tragic childhood.

Something kinda like Superman's childhood.
>>
>>96781701
I could see Stacy and Chad being together for some episodes if it works for the plot. Have them dating each other, then having them with some one-off characters for a few episodes, then together when it's needed for a joke. Never mention them breaking up/getting back together or have them act differently because of it. All that would change is in those episodes they're in the same apartment, you can have dates be a motivation, and it opens up some sex jokes.
>episode where Stacy is mad at her boyfriend Chad for watching football on Thanksgiving instead of spending it with her
>followed by an episode of him dragging Virgil to help him buy a Christmas gift for his new girlfriend on Black Friday with a b-plot about Becky going overboard with the leftovers and Stacy trying to get her to diet over the holidays
>Christmas special has Chad and Stacy dating and trying to get Virgil and Becky together
>>
>>96781921
Chad and Stacy seem vaguely sister and brother-ish to me, honestly.
>>
>>96781314
i dunno anon

sure i'm the virgin, but i don't go out looking to pick a fight with mr. thundercock, he does his thing and i do mine, the original virgin text describes a person avoiding attention, not looking for it

(hypothetical) shows like these are all about bringing together different perspectives, but there doesn't necessarily need to be an antagonistic bent to it
>>
>>96762758
Jews
>>
>An episode where Chad decides to help Virgil build confidence by entering them in a partners triathlon and helping him train up for it

>An episode focused on Chad faking having an issue with something so as to seek "help" from Virgil and comically has to keep trying not to succed

>Virgil and Chad team up to help Chad's grandma at a garage sale Chad dosen't need the help but enjoys his best Pal's company

>Friendship origin story episode
>>
>>96782086
>Friendship origin story episode
I'd imagine them being childhood friends, with Virgil hating Chad later on for 'abandoning' him more and more.
>>
>>96781990
That's kinda hot.[/spoiler}
I liked the idea of Stacy and Becky being sisters myself. Helps tie them together. Chad and Stacy will be friends by their nature, and Chad's unexpected connection with Virgil is basically the premise of the series. Becky is left as the odd man out, and you can't really make her a direct friend of Virgil without undermining their patheticness. Adding that connection helps the four of them click. It may work better if the girls were roommates, but I think there's more potential to them living separately. You could even have Becky still living with their parents.
>>
>>96782086
>the grandma has a moment alone with Virgil where she tells him how Chad always has nice things to say about him and considers him his best friend
>>
>>96781990
Chad is merely one of the only people that can take Stacy's bitchiness, because of their natural social invulnerability. Besides, they already fucked thousands of times.
>>
>>96782184
Add some slow piano music and I think we have a season finale.
>>
>>96782178
Hmm, I'm not into the girls being sisters, but at the same time you make a pretty good point in that Becky would have far more cause to be in the story if she was related to one of them. It could make the 'Other Girls Versus Me' distinction even stronger too, since she's comparatively not as impressive as the girl who has been next to her during her whole life. Meanwhile Stacy just wants the best for her sister, maybe?
>>
>>96782184
>the pilot tells the story of how Virgil and Chad went from cold rivals to best friends, putting forth the status quo of the show. Sub-plot is Becky's and Stacy's wacky first enco/u/nter.
>>
>>96782251
>Durring the episode another sale is taking potential customers

>Turns out the other sale has its own Chad equivalent meaning Chad has an almost legit challenge

>Thanks to hearing about how highly Chad thinks of him Virgil brings his own set of skills and just slightly tips the scale in their favor
>>
>>96776914
Bad Chad = Beta
Mean Virgin = Wizard
Done.
>>
>>96782178
Rather than Stacy and Becky being sisters I'd prefer them also being friends who drifted apart as the years went by, especially if Becky grew spiteful of Stacy's popularity. To have them mirror Chad and Virgil.
>>
>>96781148
But defining them by their archetypes would be boring. I like characters with flaws and redeeming quality. Sure, Virgil can come off as socially awkward and stiff and Becky bitchy and insecure at first. In fact, I even think that their first interaction should be at a party that Chad and Stacy (separately) invite them to where Virgil ends up doing something that Becky is offended by in an over exagerated fashion and she only gets over it after a couple other chance meetings with him where they find out that under their cynical and reclusive fronts, they actually have a lot of positive things in common.

>>96781228
Depending on how you define "self inserty" I don't think that would be an entirely a bad thing as long as it doesn't go into marry sue territory. I don't think there's anything to lose from making Virgil relatable (or Chad, or Stacy, or Becky) unless you just wanna make a wacky "Always Sunny in Philadelphia" type comedy.
As for you idea about Chad and Stacy's relationship, I pretty much agree with >>96781921, but I also think they should be friends regardless of each other's relationship status and have some feelings just for each other that they try to ignore with and out of commitment to their care free lifestyle.


I'm just trying to think of how these characters (Virgil and Becky) would develop and stay interesting. People have come up with a lot of ways for Chad to develop, but in all these scenarios, the virgin is just kinda there with no motivations of his own that don't revolve around Chad.

>>96781605
>Beneath the superficial appearances they are all genuinely nice people but constantly make shitty decisions due to their obsession with social status
I really like this idea.
>>
>>96781605
This one was good.
>>
>>96783024
*Defining them STRICTLY by their archetypes is boring
Of course they have to embody them to some significant degree.
>>
>>96782734
But if you have them mirror Chad and Virgil, it would kinda be telling the same story twice and at the same time no less. I think the 'new roommates' scenario could work the best for Stacy and Becky over Chad and Virgil, since it could work with Stacy being absolutely oblivious to Becky's bitchiness and dislike of her.
>>
I think its better to focus on Chad and Virgil as odd friends and have Stacy and Becky have the one dislikes the other who is oblivious type dynamic.
>>
>>96782374
>all Virgil does is rip off his hoodie to reveal a sleeveless tshirt with OUCH! printed on it, psyching out the other Chad so much he reschedules his garage sale
>after everything is wrapped up he rips off the tshirt to reveal another hoodie underneath

It's not the Chad on the outside that counts, it's the Chad on the inside that counts. But mostly the Chad on the outside.
>>
File: virgin chad emblem.png (142 KB, 698x768)
142 KB
142 KB PNG
No one autistically overworks dumb memes better than /co/. Farewell. This was a nice autism thread.
>>
Johnny Bravo meets Dan vs. as Chad tries to get his cynical, sexually frustrated buddy laid.

Virgil(Virgin) is constantly on edge. The kind of guy who springs to destroy an establishment or person who he thinks wronged him. Chad being kind but simple just thinks Virgil needs to get laid for once. Every episode starts similarly Virgil aims to destroy something, Chad spots a hot chick who is tangentially related to the thing Virgil hates. Hijinks ensue until Chad ruins (usually by accident) Virgin's plans, always impressing the girl in the process. Each episode ends with Chad getting laid, catching up with Virgil and offering to buy the first round of drinks at the bar.

Eventually Stacy(Othergirls-chan), Virgin's cousin who filled out early in puberty gets introduced as Chad's consistent booty call. An oddity considering Chad never sleeps with the same girl twice otherwise. Stacy would love to make things official but Chad is always distracted by trying to get Virgin laid or getting laid himself. She's also totally insecure and uses her body and other dudes in an attempt to get Chad's attention.

Becky(Girl-chan) is Chad's little sister who hates everything about modern dating. Seeing Chad bring home a slew of girls who never stick around, disgusts her. She trusts her brother as being good natured, but is distrustful of all other men who could possibly do the exact same thing her brother does. She also hates women who would just throw themselves at men for next to nothing. That goes double for Stacy who she sees as a Thot who uses all kind of men even her brother. Though not exactly friendly to Virgil, their interests tend to mesh and they seem to have good banter. The only thing stopping them from really trying anything is that Chad says his sister is off limits and if Virgil tries anything Chad will actually stomp his ass into the dirt. Even though Chad has no qualms about constantly smashing Stacy, Virgil's cousin because cousins don't count.
>>
>>96762993

> Do we really want cartoons based on memes?

Yes. So much garbage gets green lit and this meme actually sounds like a decent idea.




Delete Post: [File Only] Style:
[Disable Mobile View / Use Desktop Site]

[Enable Mobile View / Use Mobile Site]

All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties. Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.