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>that time harvey carried around a giant dime instead of a silver dollar
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>>97292327
>Fuck running
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>That time Batman decided he needed a giant laser saw disc mounted on a suit of exo-armor
>That time Batman needed a ridiculously big mechanical claw with mounted rocket launchers for fighting the Penguin.
>That time Riddler got cocky and made fun of Batman so Batman grabbed his totally-not-a-rocket-launcher-see-it-launches-tiny-robot-Robins and shot Riddler in his fucking face.
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>>97292377
Lore aside, that's a pretty rad toy
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>>97292327
[INSERT FRANK PENIS CANNON HERE]
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>>97292327
Is that really a giant dime though? It looks like it's 1 to 1 scale.
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>>97292377
He's got the Flashmobile, whats so preposterous about this?
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>>97292425
...anon. I think you might be retarded.
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>>97292425
>>97292438
>That's a big dime!
>For you.
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>>97292425
Compared to him its giant, but if you really want to examine the lore, then the dime is proof that the toybiz dc superhero lines are 1:1 scale represntations of themselves, and are actually just toys fighting in a childs bedroom. That means such classics like punching face luthor is really just a childs play thing.
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>>97292454
Nth post best post
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>Can fly, is impervious to most things, superhuman strength and speed
>Nah screw that, lemme ride in this worthless contraption.
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>>97292480
Super Smash DC when?
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>You can't see me!
>You know, because I'm a ninja hiding in the shadows
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>>97292637
Is this what fat Kryptonians rode in the Walmarts of Krypton?
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>>97292667
You mean Injustice?
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>>97292637
Who would win?
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>>97292392
>>That time Batman needed a ridiculously big mechanical claw with mounted rocket launchers for fighting the Penguin.
I had that one.
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>Monkey's paw, I wish that they'd stop adding wacky toyetic accessories to action figures and just stick to what they had in the movies
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>>97294103
>implying that wasnt awesome
I got that a flea market years ago
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>>97292480
I find it kinda funny that the company that would go buy Marvel once produced DC toys.
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>>97294174
Whats even weirder is that kenner had the license before them for years, then 89-91 toybiz had it and resued alot of kenner molds, but by 92 kenner got the license again and had it for the rest of the decade. I still dont know why toybiz got the license for it in the first place.
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>>97294103
Still my favorite Batman toy
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not a toy but
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>>97292377
Being fast isnt everything anon. Sometimes Flash just wants to drive a motorcycle.
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>>97292377
>lend speed to the motorcycle
>super fast reaction time and amazing handling
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>>97294396
>Run out of fuel in seconds
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Seems innocuous doesn't it?

It has a removable bra hehe
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>>97294520
>Vac Metal Spider Tits
Thanks, Japan
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>>97292377
Someone post the Flash van from the Justice League cartoon
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>>97294396
That’s what Red Death did.
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>>97294552
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lkz_ccWOm5g
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>>97294004
I would buy that shit right away, having a collection of toriyama weird vehicles would be awesome
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>>97294625
Must be hard working two jobs.
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>>97294617
>Teasing a possible Brave and the Bold team up with the Rape Mobile

I'm sad it never came to pass
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>>97294617
It's not a RapeMobile. It's a Consensual Sex Machine.
If Flash wanted to rape you, he wouldn't need a van to do it. He'd just rape you whenever and however he wants and there's nothing you could do to stop him.

The difference is that for non-rape sex typically needs a bed and that's where the FlashMobile comes in.
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>that time riddler got a power ring
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This fucking toy was probably my favorite as a kid.

>Massive Georgia flea market, back when everyone had everything at those places
>Mom lets me dig through the $1 bin to get any toy I wanted
>Find pic related without the visor
>The gun was separate, but the lady was going to charge us an additional dollar
>Mom didn't have any more spare change, so I ended up just getting the Batman by himself
>Had no clue what the fuck it was from
>Made up this elaborate backstory that TJ, a criminal mastermind, kidnapped batman and turned him evil by adding cybornetic enhancements
>Also had the Nightwing from BtAS with a glider and giant magnifying glass
>Acted out scenes where Cyborg Batman turned on Dick Grayson and defeated him
>Usually involved a tissue as Batman's cape getting torn off in the scuffle to reveal his robotic parts

Shit was cash
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>that final battle between batman and bane using heavy machine guns attached on his arms
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>>97294617
Why did they let Flash eat the candy bar?
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>>97294929
You still have that?
how good it is for a bootleg?

also nice made up story, surprisingly not edgy.
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>>97294929
Forgot to mention the TJ bit came from the tacky "Total Justice" symbol on his right shoulder, but I always thought that was the brand maker or something.
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>>97295008
I know a vibrator when I see one
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>>97294718
Damn straight. His robot/tech designs are always among his best and most creative.
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>>97292377
>implying he doesn't flintstone that shit
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>>97294990
Fuck off fag
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>>97294990
>Do you still have that?
My youngest brother might in his toybox, but I haven't visited in so long. It's a fairly shitty toy with a whooping 5 points of articulation, but the paint job was okay.

>also nice made up story, surprisingly not edgy.
All the edgy stuff happened when I played with Spider-Man figures and used Silly Putty for a symbiote.

>>97295045
It'd look better with batwings on the side. That way you know Bruce approves of the vibrator.
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>>97295116
>All the edgy stuff happened when I played with Spider-Man figures and used Silly Putty for a symbiote.

Mind telling us?
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>>97294929
>making elabrote backstory's for your toys
I loved doing that for all my toys.
I remember how exciting was when my mom bought me a new figure because it feeled like introducing a new character to my shitty toy lore
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>>97294625
>who needs the force when you can just mow a lawn?
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>>97294103
Pretty sure every child that wasn't fucking retarded thought this.

I remember when the first BTAS batman came out. Plain grey, just like the show, with basically nothing else.

Then all the wacky colors and gimmicks came along'.
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Remember that time that Stan Lee was one of the New Gods? Peppridge Farm remembers.

http://thefwoosh.com/index.php/2013/11/first-look-masters-of-the-universe-classics-standor/
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>>97294617
>shilling

:)
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>>97294617
>Flash rolls around in a shaggin wagon
This is why I love the cartoons.
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>>97295285
Kek
>>97295319
(((Flash)))
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>>97295181
>Spider-Man would find the egg pod (silly putty) after defeating the Red Power Ranger (with the spring loaded head that transforms from unmasked to masked)
>The pod would open up and the symbiote would take over Spidey

From there it was the god damn Wild West. I'd have other toys covered in silly putty after trying to stop Spider-Man from attacking everyone, Spider-Man would break free and start punching it to death, and the Total Justice Batman would be involved in some way. Usually watching from a distance or helping tear the symbiote off.

>>97295190
My nigga. Toy Story had nothing on a bunch of lose figures in my room.
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>>97295190
I can't remember if i did, but all the broken crappy toys in my old toy box must imply i had a bloody war at one point.
What good stories you remember making with the toys?
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>>97295500
Yeah, inventing a crappy story about how ,my toys lose an arm made me less sad when i broke one of them.
I broke the head of pic related so I invented a backstory of how spiderman had a final fight with grene goblin
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>>97295593
he lost for sure if you broke the head.
considering most of them lost limbs, i can say i made all fights bad copies of DBZ.
cause i kept throwing and smashing the figures together until one survived.
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>>97296157
>social justice activism in 2011
Jesus, i didnt think that cancer spread to people outside a college campus till atleast 2012
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>>97294933
What would cia's toy have?
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>>97296346
Protective Mask Removal Body Armor
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>>97296346
Plane crash surviving suit
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>>97296209
When I was in school in a small ass town in the 90s, we had a republican governor show up for a photo op. This school had maybe 15 black kids across all grades K-12, at least half of them mixed.

I was in the computer lab when she came in for a photo, so I got to meet her, and watch them switch the class seating around for the day. The final version of the photo that came out made it look like she was visiting an inner city school, because it was just her and 2 or 3 black kids.

"Look how great we are for helping out the negroes!" has been a thing since the Emancipation Proclamation.
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>>97294929
>TJ, a criminal mastermind

I love it.
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>>97295285
God, the glasses though.
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>>97296480
True, but its gotten worse and more pathetic like >>97296157 since this decade. I wont admit their was still some pandering and vritue signaling in the 90s
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>>97296587
>True, but its gotten worse and more pathetic like >>97296157 since this decade

I would argue that it has been this way for decades and we just hadn't had a large subset of the population dedicated either as a profession or a hobby to digging through other people's social media to show off all the stupidity.
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>>97296681
The womans march, tumblr, and feminist frequancy are all proof that its gotten worse in the past decade. When a would be presidents whole campaign is about being against “evil men”, then its time to go back
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Remember that part in Batman Returns where Batman shot a shoulder-mounted minigun in the jungle?
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>>97296209
White guilt was always a thing anon
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This was real, by the way.
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>>97297004
>TFW fucking your GF while talking about how the ammount of particles inna dead person is the same in a live one and how you were destined to fuck her because the timestream said so
Also, how would rorschach feel about them making superhero condoms?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlEpWXl0Xnw
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>>97297151
That's a transformer, right? Like he transforms into a gun and someone just left him halfway?
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>>97297180
>this product is most welcome among kids
>specially for little hands
Its a fucking gun
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>>97297168
Yes. But the placement of the gun part is... unfortunate.
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>>97297151
GUN MORPHING!
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For the longest time I thought this was a bootleg.
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>>97297336
Why does britain love such ugly mascots
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Press down on his dick hard enough to make batman projectile vomit.
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>>97297290
>To the Daredevil-Cycle!
>Uh, Matt
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>>97297351
I'll have you know postman pat is a handsome, strapping young gentleman.
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>>97297040
>Marketers stuck Dr. Manhattan on condoms. Reminds me of Mother. Don’t like it.
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Ever wondered what dr claw looked like?
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>>97292377
would be Flash faster on a bicycle?
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>>97297180

>specially for little hands
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Daredevil, please don't drive
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>>97297433
I seriously asked for this for christmas. I dont even like inspector gadget that much but thats hilarious
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>>97292377
A bicycle would make more sense.
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>>97297094
i had that safari one!! It was cash
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>>97297351
>Hating on balanced postman Pat
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>>97292637
I appreciate Superman's look of skepticism and disapproval.
>You're not REALLY thinking of buying this toy, are you?
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>>97297470
Wouldn't he wreck a bicycle by causing an enormous amount of friction on the tires and every other moving part?
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>>97297433
they wasted opportunity to make a joke that he is masked
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>>97296157
the black girl looks like an oblivion character whenever you try to persuade them and they strongly disagree with you
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>>97297556
It would have to be a COSMIC bicycle, obviously.
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>>97296157
>what's your name, son
>tyrone, but with an h
>... where?
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>>97297109
>>97297129
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>>97297896
>the bait is a spider
Goddamnit spiderman
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>>97297260
It's a transforming toy, but it's not a Transformer. Later on there would be Marvel Transformers, but they and the Star Wars Transformers weren't designed by the usual Transformers team so the quality varied.

The Hulk tank one is fantastic, though.
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>>97297180
Is that a rail gun, or a bullet train?
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>>97294505
It would run off speedforce obviously.
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>>97296346
They'd probably reuse the toymold for Bane's accessory. Of course then it wouldn't really fit on CIA since it wasn't meant for him
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>>97297260
Thank god they used an orange tip so nobody thought it was a real gun
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Fun fact: with how the Transformers multiverse works, there's a universe where these bodies are canon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skPARawMxI8
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>>97297094
>when you gotta fight Kraven in his turf
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>>97295285
>Remember that time that Stan Lee was one of the New Gods?
But he already is. Remember Funky Flashman?
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>>97298210
I will never forgive hasbro for how theyve cheaped out on their lines since 2013. All the stingy faggots should be strung up for making easy transformations a priority, lowering articulation in str wars toys for fucking retards who cant move hem with ham handsimg it, and making all the marvel figures into that shit 6 inch scale.
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>>97292695

who's that supposed to be on his shirt?
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>>97292392
Someone on /tpy/ posted that as a kid they'd just pretend all those gimmick Batman were just villains and cut off the ears and cover the bat symbols, and man that's such a brilliant idea. Just a legion of villains with highly specialized weapons.
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>>97298271
You can buy the not-crap toys you know

you don't have to buy the kiddie ones
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>>97294004

thats dumb, but it does actually look like capsule corp tech, so it definitely fits DBZ. I like it, maybe if it came with yamcha it would be more believable.
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>>97297460
kek
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>>97298298
They dont make them anymore. Ever since iron man 3 they stopped making articulated 3’34 figures for the movies.
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>>97294004
just give it some robot chicken head and it will look awesome
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>>97298271
>Buying the gimmick toys
If you buy the gimmick toys and expect articulation, go buy a deluxe instead.
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>>97292377
It a flash is fast a flash motorcycle must be even faster.
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>>97298387
I dont buy the gimmick toys, they stopped making anything but them. These are the types of figures they made before they turned to shit
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>>97297336
Postman Pat dressed as Ironhide for Halloween this year.
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>>97298387
>>97298427
And now this is what the current figures look like.
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>>97298471
Forgot the picture. Notice how they only move at the arms and legs and are in an ugly 5 inch scale
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>>97298482
no ball joint legs is a crime
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>>97297260
FIGHT FOR JUSTICE!
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>>97298482
Either plastic prices went up, or the stupid kids kept breaking the toys.
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>>97297151
I can see why they call him the Punish-Her
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>>97296157
I feel sorry for those black kids.
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>>97298513
The only good figures left are legends, which even though there okay, only make a couple figures from the movies and out of scale with my 3’34 marvel figures. Plus they have a legends guybin charge of marvel who hates 3’34 and ruined they line, for that reason alone he should be sacked. They have been doing this for star wars too now that all the 3’34 figures are 5POA shit, and the black series is fucking garbage.
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>>97298537
Fuck the kids, they should learn not to break their fucking toys instead of lowering the quality and wholesale regressing the toy industry back to before the 90s
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>>97292480
why his left arm has that weird position?
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>>97298271
6 inch scale is the best scale, though.
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>>97298573
i bet this is why most transformers now are either turbo changers or oversized versions of them
to anyone who bought one, are they as bad as they seem?
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>>97298513
>>97298271
>making easy transformations a priority
There is merit in that.
But there is also merit in the other direction, they should have both
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>>97297151
>>97297260

I felt the scene in the Punisher series where Jon Bernthal transformed into a giant canon and blew that corrupt senior department of homeland security agent in half was out of place
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>>97296209
Nigger you must be retarded. This is clearly a southern high school that has 1 (one) black family in the entire town and they are showing how not racist they are by celebrating their diversity.
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>>97298302
tell me somebody has the pasta
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>>97298587
I like it better now, especially for mattels batman figures, but when they suddenly stopped making 3’34 after catering to that market for years it angerd me. Plus i think things like star wars should always be the smaller scale. Some of the black series figures arent made well so either their sculpts look bad or they flat out break.
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>>97298606
>>97298642

The real problem with Transformers is that the movie stuff and even the modern animation is designed to transform in such a way that's basically impossible without some really complex engineering or straight up cheating like making fake sculpted parts. Transformers were never THAT complicated before the TF movies. The movie lines gave us the most complex figures ever. But while thats cool.it makes for un-fun toys. To make matters worse, the simpler versions use a lot of fake parts which makes the robot modes look horrible and transformation feel unsatisfying. The armada and Cybertron lines were super easy to transform, but because they didn't rely on fake parts they felt more robust and fully realized. When you just see a fake carhood on the robot mode when the real hood hangs of the back, it just looks tacky.
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>>97298271
>easy transformations a priority
Why is this a problem? Majority of G1 through Cybertron figures were fast to transform and could be done in less than a minute. They overdid things the past decade to match the complicated movie designs, but that shit bled into non-movie stuff.
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>>97298280
He's right, I mean look at this one here >>97294025 - it basically looks like Lex Luthor in his power armor with some extra shit thrown on.
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>>97298756
>The real problem with Transformers is that the movie stuff and even the modern animation is designed to transform in such a way that's basically impossible without some really complex engineering or straight up cheating like making fake sculpted parts
That's not really a recent problem. Look at many G1 Transformers and how details disappear in robot mode, thus implied they get sucked inside.

Or Beast Wars where Rhinox has his lower jaw expand to fill his entire torso and be filled with razor sharp teeth. Or the top of Dinobot's head also forming his entire torso.
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>>97298756
I do get your point, we don't need another Mixmaster

but is it really necessary to make the ridiculous amount of gimmick toys like the turbo, 1 step and titan changers though?
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>>97298828
But those were artistic liberties taken with the toy designs. They didn't design the toys after those impossible steps until years later with stuff like MPs.

>>97298833
Hasbro probably has to deal with a ton of parents complaining about their toys being annoying, so they have a market to fill. Keep in mind, all those gimmick toy sprobably aren't eating into what they'd otherwise budget into the mainlines. There's just way more Transformers toys every year than there over a decade ago.In Beast Wars through Armada there were maybe 30 completely new molds a year at best. Now on top of at least that there's al the other lines.
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>>97297151
More like the Penis-her lol
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>>97298828
So you think the G1 cartoon series should have been animated in stop-motion using the official toys?
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>>97298771
Because there non articulated shit. You press a button and they transform
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>>97294025
Holy shit I remember this toy. I never knew the purpose of the twisting spear thing in the back though.
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>>97299121
You must at least admit some of them look good.
like pic related.
now if i just knew how good it was.
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>>97299056
No, but I think they should have skewed closer to the toys. Gobots did it for the most part, minus giving them more human faces. Transformers could have really benefited from it too considering how alien characters like Ironhide would have looked.
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Gimmick Batman toy were always great as a child.

Had to at least have 30 that spanned from the the 80s movies, the animated series, and the 90s movies.

I mean look at this shit. It's Batman with a giant fucking claw. That's peak gimmick right there.

Also, I bit off the ears of like half my collection
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>>97298578
The toy punches itself in the head. For real.
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>>97292327
>dimeface
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>>97296157
they both look like they're very confused
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>>97297374
Seems like you gotta fill his ass first tho
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>>97298220
kek
here's when he fights the lizard
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>>97297433
It's canon.
They used in the video game and the mobile phone game (pic related)
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>>97298756
transformers animated

I miss it
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>>97299241
grimlock king?
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>>97298081
>That description

Oh, those crazy kids Reed and Tony not thinking things through again.
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>>97297109
I had this, it was sick. All the clothes came off and it was one of the best Spidey toys I have seen.
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>>97294103
I had these, also here's the Penguin who's just recycled from Kenner's Super Powers Collection
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>>97298081
>Upon further reflection, giving the hulk a tank wasn't the best idea in the world
Fucking kek
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>>97299241
The thing cant move at all. It would be impossible to pose or to play with. They shouldve spent more money on the mainlne toys rather then shrinking them so as they only have like 20 figures a year. You can keep the transformations simple while adding articulation, like the animated line.
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>>97300245
He wasnt straight up recycled, as he had a new paint job. Was always mad that they made a new sculpt for cat woman but now penguin, as i love the danny devito design.
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>>97298081
The ghost Rider motorcycle was the best
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>>97292377
I owned this.
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>>97300278
At the very least the arms?
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>>97294625
>rrrrrrrrrr
>hi there neighbor
>uhh hi Vader
>please call me Anakin. I see you found my lawn trimmer
>oh that's right this was yours!
>is. It is mine.
>right. I was gonna return it but I guess it slipped my mind
>I see..
>I only have the other half of the lawn. Can I get it to you af-
>NOOOOOO
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>>97298272
John Cena. It's Leonardo as John Cena.
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>>97301007
you're a good guy, anon
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Here's a silly story.

This thing here was the one bat-toy of my childhood. I honestly never cared about the ice skating, harpoon-shooting super armor (which is silly in itself but eh it's a Batman&Robin toy), I just loved how instead of making a removable cowl they just added a full Batman head that goes over the Bruce Wayne head.
That was my headcanon of the time, that Wayne had the superpower of retracting his head into his torso and his Batman secret identity involved wearing a fake head on top.
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>>97301162
Yet one more reason why Superman works alone.
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beast wars ain't like i remembered it
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>>97296157
Those two don't even look like tgey've interacted. Look at his dress. Collared plaid shirt. Black thick rimmed smudged glasses. Belt and jeans. With a literal peanut head.
And then look at her. Bright neon sweatpants. Thicc. Multiple jewelry and adornments. She even looks uncomfortable standing that close to him.
Those kids probably took them off their respective cliques and unknowingly ostricised them by going "yea. you may be a preppy and you; a nerd. But you're still a pair of negroes. You'll never really fit in."
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>>97301162
I had the Batman Returns one which was an actual mask, but probably made him look bulky. I miss my Michael Keaton action figure
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>>97296157
>congratulated to
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>>97294233
if I recall properly Kenner was having financial difficulties in that time period, which lead to Kenner getting bought out by Hasbro(which is why Beast Wars and most of Hasbro's other boys toys lines were branded as Kenner during the 90's)
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>>97300833
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>>97292480
Why does Lex have punching power?
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>>97297433
>>97299870
I'll get you next time Violet, Klaus, and Sunny Baudelaire
NEXT TIIIME
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>>97301516
I had this one too, never could figure out what the turtleneck shirt was about. Looked like he was a nascar driver or something
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>>97301830
They have a poorly painting band on his arm thats supposed to be a kryptonite ring. The intention is for him to punch superman with it. Another reason why is that the superman figure in this line had a magnet inside of him and came with a kryptonite ring, so when you wear it it repels superman and makes him fall back.
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>>97302064
Always thought Lex should have come with the ring, not Superman
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>>97302381
Then youd have to buy two figures in order to make the action feature work, which i doubt they would do. If anything they shouldve put a magnet in lexs hand so that it could work with the superman figure. Also ive seen a prototype for it, the sculpt looked less laughable then
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>>97302064
If you had this ring as a kid we would have kicked you in the ribs. Unless you swore it was a Lantern Ring.
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>>97294929
>Fractal armor
That sounds like an awesome magical item for an rpg
>>Made up this elaborate backstory that TJ, a criminal mastermind, kidnapped batman and turned him evil by adding cybornetic enhancements
>>Also had the Nightwing from BtAS with a glider and giant magnifying glass
>>Acted out scenes where Cyborg Batman turned on Dick Grayson and defeated him
>>Usually involved a tissue as Batman's cape getting torn off in the scuffle to reveal his robotic parts
Amazing, better than Morrison
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>>97301831
Claw is now my favorite Count Olaf
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>>97294929
For a kid, that's actually a pretty good storyline, did you follow up on that?
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>>97294929
Pendergrass flea market?
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bump
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>that time frylock was in the war
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I had this Buzz Lightyear "Transformer" that turned from Buzz Lightyear into an aesthetically unpresentable mess. Pic related is a little off from how it's supposed to look, but it was so convoluted that I can't find an image of it properly transformed, presumably because nobody knows what the hell the friggin' thing is supposed to look like.
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>>97304376
Oh shit, I had this and a Zurg that turned into a... tank? I think? You're right, the transformations were awful.
>the Zurg is the ultimate bad guy of my toys because kid me is super into Toy Story
>the Buzz was supposed to be the greatest hero of the toys
>at some point realize Buzz was a shitty hero. He always got captured, incapacitated, etc.
>in one of the biggest status quo shakeups of my toy lore, Buzz reveals he's sick of being a hero and is going to join Zurg and be a villain
>this change never got reversed, up until the end Buzz was a villain serving under Zurg
Good times.
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>>97304376
now imagine buzz is a combiner
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>>97304376
Oh shit, I remember this. He turned into more of a car thing with wings. Really stupid looking, but the act of making him transform was fun enough to make up for it.
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>>97297460
wew
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>>97297374
This showed up in some comic. I don't know what one, I've just seen it on /co/, but there's a panel of, I think, a cell in Arkham or something filled with Batman merchandise, including this thing.
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>>97297896
That reminds me, I used to have this Spider-Man fishing rod.
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>>97298302
>>97298736
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>>97295285
I own that figure
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>>97294933
those are some pretty big guns
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>>97300833
>>97301007
Is this made by the same people who designed Poochy?
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>>97306719
got you homie
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>>97306856
Hahahahaha oh wow
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>>97294617
Do you think those villains were the real deal?
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>>97306594
They also made a Woody that transformed into a goddamn hideous wagon.
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>>97307763
so he basically crams up inside a poncho and they call that transforming?
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>>97307784
Sure did. They also made an RC one which is honestly the most presentable. It looks like how a transformer theoretically should.

Also I just realized that I accidentally made loss in >>97307763
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>>97307763
>>97307784
I feel like they could have just packed a plastic poncho with a regular old woody doll and you could make the same transformation
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>>97298606
/toy/ here, current Generations TF's are a mix of good and bad. The line that is just finishing out now, Titans Return, had some really great Deluxe and Legends scale figures, but the Voyagers and Leaders were a mixed bag. The next line upcoming (Power of the Primes) is looking to be a slight dip in quality compared to TR. But when in doubt, look for Deluxe or Legends sized figures, they tend to be the better ones.

Or you could just buy 3rd party figures.
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Once again the Japanese prove themselves a culture far in advance of our own.
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>>97307868
The Chinese have been doing weird bootlegs like this for years Anon.
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>>97299870
It's hard imagining the voice coming out of that.
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>>97307882

Yeah, but this is official, has adverts supervised by Pixar and combines with the Buzz toy.

https://youtu.be/IskLS9M5W3A
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fuck haters
I loved battle armor star brigade gijoes
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>>97292377
>SonicandSegaAllStarRacing.jpg
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>>97307965
I actually always imagined that Dr Claw would look like Orson Wells
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>>97294849
Is that a Hal Jordan toy they repainted as the Riddler? If so, why? I never imagined Riddler to be more popular than Green Lantern.
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>>97296850
That should be Batman vs Predator #whatever, where instead of fighting in Gotham they take it in the jungle. Guest-starring Dutch.
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>>97297180
At first, I thought it was a generic blue gun with a picture of another, better gun on it.
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>>97297465
Those cars usually just had logos and stuff of characters so they weren't necessarily the kind of vehicles a character would drive.

Now, the Daredevil Helicopter here on the other hand, that's what you should be concerned about.
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>>97309059
After the Super Powers line got canceled there were two companies, Pacipa and Playful that produced Super Powers figures under the name Super Amigos (which I assumed the just capitalized on the Super Friends cartoon) and was exclusive to Argentina.

The only "new" figure they made was the Riddler, who never got a figure in the original Super Powers line. And they made a Riddler by repainting the Green Lantern figure (and didn't even bother to remold the hand, so you could still see the ring on his hand!)
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>>97309162
At one point Playful even screwed up and put him on a Green Lantern card.

You can see more here:

http://www.superpowerswiki.com/wiki/super-amigos-riddler-el-acertijo-of-argentina/

Since Mattel was basically doing figures based on the Super Powers line and went right through like 99% of the line already, they decided to do the "Riddler" from Super Amigos.
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>>97301516
...why would they make a toy out of some literal who trust fund baby? And why is he packaged with Batman's clothes? Is this a bootleg?
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>>97304143
>MY NAME IS
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>>97307965
I look at Claw and think it's Mugatu from Zoolander.
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Remember when Thor got so jealous over Beta Ray Bill, he turned himself into a Pegasus?
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>>97307868
That's amazing.
I have a thing for ridiculous gestalts and own pic related.
Also reminds me of the Chopper Robo's from One Piece.
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>>97297556
Speedforce.
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>>97298392
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>>97309869
Good ol' Marvel Morphers. I lost juggernaut/tank, but I found The Rhino/rhino... a bit redundant there.
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>>97310910
>Somebody turned their fetish into a children's toy.

Incredible
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>>97306594
>>97307868
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>>97294617
I loved how they included this as a vehicle in Lego Batman 3
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Spiderman: Exiles was getting a bit out of hand.
>>97295285
My ribs are bound, and the laughing brings me fresh anguish. It's worth it.
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>>97306594
>>97307868
>>97310981
Ok these are sick as hell, I'd actually consider buying Kingdom hearts 3 if these made an aperance
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>>97298113
Underrated
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>>97295361

bruh, silly putty symbiotes were awesome
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>>97294617
Crikey!
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>>97310942
Ha, cool. I had the Hulk/T-Rex myself. The original green one, anyway.

I loved the sculpt so much, but thought the transformation was embarrassing as fuck so I got my mom to make a tiny pair of pants to cover his shame.
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>>97301162

'headcanon' lul
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>>97306856
God, that looks like my room
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>>97301792

CHEEEEESE GROMMET
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>>97308953
For years ive been trying to complete the collection of the aliens they made for that. So far i only have lobotamaxx and one of the transforming figures that were a kbtoys exclusive in 2001
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>>97310910
jesus I wonder what parents thought?
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>>97309059
>I never imagined Riddler to be more popular than Green Lantern.
Hes a batman villain, a famous one at that, hes literally far more well known then green lantern and more well liked as normies hate him after the 2011 movie
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>>97295593
I had that battledamaged spidey too. They also had a Top Notch Man-Spider and Rhino.
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>>97297109
>>97297094
Had these. There was also an Astronaut Spidey and what I suspect was a bootleg Carnage cause he had a spike mohawk.
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>>97297351
Postman Tap is a wanted criminal, Eeuyeauh.
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>>97311720
>It was a nude picture of him
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>>97297404
>>97297532
>>97311720
Has postman pat ever sent out pckages of ricin?
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>>97310942
I had this one. Fucking weird looking spider it turned into.
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>>97297386
>Helicopter immediately does a nosedive off a building and crashes into the ground
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>>97298833
>but is it really necessary to make the ridiculous amount of gimmick toys like the turbo, 1 step and titan changers though?
Yuro here, and a couple of years ago these were the only TF toys you could find in most shops, both online and IRL. No Generations, and Gen toys are still a rarity even these days. This is mostly anecdotal, but supposedly when fans asked some local Hasbro reps why this is, they responded that kids here don't care for Generations figs because they aren't familiar with the cartoons and comics those toys are based off, and because they're too complex and expensive for them (TF toys cost way more Europe thanin the States, there's places where Deluxe TFs go for $50). That's why stores are flooded with relatively cheap gimmicky shit, those are the mainline products here, not the Generations stuff that the fans actually care about.
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>>97301516
What was that red mark all about?
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>>97311151
Have there ever been robotic duplicants of spiderman in comics before?
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>>97308953
The green one is the fucking Doom Marnie
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>>97310910
>Shredder went through the trouble of building some complicated toilet so he can capture the turtles to take a shit on them
>He forgot that they live in the sewer so they didn't really mind so the whole thing was scrapped after the first flush
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>>97310910
That's kinky.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YquR3BNa1U
What's that ooze made out of? Is it the same stuff they had in Nickelodeon Gak toys?
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>>97312307
>What's that ooze made out of? Is it the same stuff they had in Nickelodeon Gak toys?

no
ooze is liquid
some people on youtube show that ooze can be made out of elmer glue and borax
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>>97312307
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGPQb8mY9-w
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>>97295249
I liked having the alt suits. I had a league of Batmen.
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Am I allowed to post this? Easily my favorite bootleg.
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>>97294617
>Green lantern using his ring to turn off the TV
I don't miss CRT screens but I do miss when TVs had all their buttons right on the front in plain view. Can't find that shit on new screens with all of it hidden in the back and off to the side.
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>>97296157
Is this satire? Like the one Daria episode with the parade?
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>>97311534
It's been a minute since the Riddler has been in a movie. Kids these days probably don't know shit about him and most anyone else who hasn't played an Arkham Asylum game probably hasn't thought about him in years.
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>>97294929
I had almost this entire line as a kid and the coloring book with all the unproduced designs. I wanted Wondy so bad.
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>>97297810
Y'know, as cheesy as the CT is, i like it. I always thought it was cool that they couldn't just blindly run through time and needed some device to accurately travel.
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>>97298702
>high school that has 1 (one) black family in the entire town and they are showing how not racist they are by celebrating their diversity
That's a 500% more Midwestern scenario than it is a Southern one.
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>Every DC thread
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Can't wait for Kung Fu Panda 4 lads
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>>97309109
oh god the FAA would not be happy about this.
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Speaking of /co/ toys, I think you guys will get a kick out of this.

An old coworker of mine posted his 4-5 year old's letter to Santa. Let's see if you can decipher it.

Holy shit this kid has great taste and I want to be his best friend.
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>>97313218
>We made it, Chewie, we really are the Millennium Falcon
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>>97313290
>Doctor Loci
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>>97313108
Pixel dan is a cuck, he keeps defending toy companies for shitty practices and blatent cheapness just because they send him free shit. He was terrible during the reign of matty collector
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>>97313351
I had this, it was way too flimsy
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>>97313216
>It's been a minute since the Riddler has been in a movie.
What? Anyways, i knew about him, penguin, catwoman, and joker years before i even got into batman because of all the refrences to the old series and because my parents talked about it. People arent stupid, im pretty sure they would know about a character that steeped in the public conciousness.
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>>97313435
has gold plastic syndrome kicked in yet?
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>>97313249
Agreed, here in the south theres a shitton of black people
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>>97313290
I can only read ultron and black manta. What were the others
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>>97313149
Fuck, is this what I think it is?
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>>97313299
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>>97313503

Doc Ock and Loki.

I'm just confused on how he discovered Black Manta. The others make sense for a 4-5 year old.
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>>97313218
Deckerd confirmed for Android.
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>>97313561
Maybe he was watching BATB
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>>97313526
That depends. Do you think it's a child's back pack with a picture of Pinkie Pie wearing a cloak made out of the cutie marks that she cut off of her friends' corpses before baking them into cupcakes? because that's what it is.
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>>97310986
My older brother had a lot of the he-man toys. I think the fist arm had a spring or something and could throw uppercuts.
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>>97310981
Man, Japan always gets all the cool shit.
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>>97313149
Damn this brings back memories.

Great bootleg though.
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>>97313907
You can go on amiami or mandarake and order it yourself now that you're an adult with a job and money.
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>>97294103
I remember the department store (Hills or K-Mart, one of those) had about 100 of these taking up space in the clearance aisle for a solid two years.

This and X-Men's Storm. Toys R Us had an entire endcap of her.
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>>97313290
>Dear Santa
>I
>w
>a
>n
>t
>Ultron
>Doc. ock.
>Black manta
>Gutz (?)
>please

You were right, great taste, and he’s also polite!
I hope this kid has an awesome Christmas.
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>>97314159
Forgot Loki
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>>97314072
>MFW they included the bedroom eyes face
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>>97314235
Perfect for memorizing multiplication tables. And it comes out this fucking month. I'm more excited for her than christmas.
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>>97313538
I love when people order shit like this
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>>97301516
Bruce kinda looks like a Cobra villain
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>>97313149
HOLY SHIT!!!
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Oh, and I forgot this comes out in january too
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>>97313435

If you thought that toy was flimsy, this one was even worse.

Come to think of it, seemed like the whole Star wars Transformer line was pretty damn sub par.
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>>97314406
on paper it sounds awesome but really forcing the star wars characters looks onto the robot mode makes the overall product ugly.
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>>97311460
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>>97300833
Oh geez "RAPS". I legit thought the gold knuckles said "RAPE" with some kinda weird faded E.
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>>97314894
I don't understand why they couldn't have had Optimus Prime transform into the Millennium Falcon or Megatron transform into a Sith Enforcer. Makes more sense that way but I guess licensing reasons.
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>>97292637
I used to have fantastic powers, but then I took some Kryptonite to the knee.
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>>97315153
You need to see this
https://youtu.be/mSDfxde8fSg
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>>97314129
>Hills
And I thought I was the only old-timer here.
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>>97314129
>>97315228
How old are you fucks?
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>>97315253
Too old to be here, let me tell ya.
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>>97314129
That was an overcorrection. A ton of people said they wanted Storm and Iceman when they were hard to find and Toy Biz listened
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>>97315322
>>97306848
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>>97314159
I think it says "guyz" not "gutz". My best guess is that's how he says action figure.
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>>97307598
Do you think Flash offered it up to them as a attempt to get them to go straight?
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>>97314072
...sfm when?
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>>97315322
It was, newfag. Learn to lurk
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>>97294174
Didnt marvel buy them(ironically just as they lost the licencse to marvel figures they became marvel toys)
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>>97297180
WE LIKE TO PARTY
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>>97299227
I think I do.
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>>97315620
Gordon please!
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they should not sell these weird toys to kids, it looks too adult
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>>97315691
Is that fucking irma from TMNT?
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>>97315721
Yep.
Same artist did this too.
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>>97315790
And where... where might one be able to purchase such a thing these days?
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>>97315691
it's a custom job.
i recognize the name. he did an excellent callie briggs from a g-taste figure iirc.
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>>97315721
hell ye
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>>97314406
see >>97298081
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http://news.tfw2005.com/2017/11/29/transformers-downtown-no-gaki-no-tsukai-ya-arahende-crossoverdonarimasu-guchirimasu-prototype-images-354367
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>>97292377
Fuck, I had that as a kid. It was my favorite toy.
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>>97316048
What the fuck, its offical?
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>>97316048
>MATSUMOTO AND HAMADA
Japan always makes me wanna give my money for things I don need...
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>>97316133
Youve heard of them?
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>>97316141
Of course I've heard of them. I'm watching them for years now, they're huge comedians in Japan. I just love their work
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>>97316103
Fuck yeah. Time to see if Oriental Trading co. still has that shit in stock
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>>97316141
Also, holy shit they are going wild in the comments of that page >>97316048
racism and all that shit, when in reality, the caricatures looks exactly like the ones they use when they want to make fun of them. People judge and go "Racism" without knowing again.
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>>97295074
He also makes very underrated waifus.
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>>97315667
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>>97301162
I'm pretty sure I got this toy at christmas, I 'member the head thing.
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>>97316141
Last post because for them, definitely check them out. They do this challenges currently, once per year, in new years eve. 24 hours without laughing, while the stuff goes to extreme measures in making them laugh, if they laugh, they get hit.

One time, since one of the guys is an extreme playboy, they set up a trial, where they brought his ex-wife, to defend him, in front of his parents and why he should stay with his current wife (He had an affair). Also another time, for the same guy, they made a girl to go out with him and have a small relationship, and they got aaaall the messages he sent to her (Even the ones that went over his fetishes and stuff). They were fucking brutal.

I'm out.
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>>97316514
>and they got aaaall the messages he sent to her (Even the ones that went over his fetishes and stuff). They were fucking brutal.
Jesus christ, what were some of them?
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>>97316534
How he was a masochist, step on him and such.
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>>97316103
My walmart had a machine full of these. The best part was the handle was broken so if you just kept wiggling it capsules would keep coming out. I got about 40 on a single quarter before it got stuck. I repainted some to look like MK1 ninjas. Good times.
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>>97314406
The Marvel line wasn't much better, although Carnage and Venom as eeeeevil muscle cars is kind of cool.
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>>97315790
Hotglue bait.
where do you get one?
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>>97315721
>tfw you realize Irma looks like a human version of Jeanette from Alvin and the Chipmunks
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>>97313290
Dear Santa, I want Ultron, Doctor Strange, Loki, Black Manta toys please. Ultorn might be Voltron and Doctor might also refer to Doctor Who, but pretty much everything else is capes so it makes sense he meant Ultron and Doctor Strange
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>>97317569
No, he wanted doc ock
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>>97313290
That's a lot of good toys.
and compared to what i wrote like in the past, very readable.
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>>97292480
wtf are you babbling about
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>>97296157
>>97296209
>>97296681

literally kys you fucking pigbrained morons.
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>>97318617
You first you SJW enabler shit
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>>97318538
That since two face is holding a coin the same size as a real one comapred to him, that in universe for the toyline there all toys fighting in a comparably giant house.
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>>97292377
Its in character for wally to buy a bitchin but impracticle motorcycle
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>>97296157
>white people
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>>97297260
>trigger made an anime with a running gag based on a shitty punisher toy
God bless them
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>>97318930
I wanna cum on that toy
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>>97319005
I wanna toy with that cum
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>>97318926
>the mods deleted it
Of fucking course
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>>97319103
Don't worry, I saved it for posterity
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>>97319103
Mods here have been cracking down on anything they consider racist lately, I think they're getting ready for the shitshow Black Panther movie is going to cause
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>>97319272
That's not for another 3 months or something though
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>>97292377
>Hot Pursuit
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>>97319272
>Mods here have been cracking down on anything they consider racist lately
Does hotpockets knows where they are?
>I think they're getting ready for the shitshow Black Panther movie is going to cause
Oh thats going to be enjoyable
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>>97319295
That's how bad it's going to be, it'll be WE WUZ KANGS from here to july
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>>97319164
considering i've had that image for half a decade, it's already been saved for posterior
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>>97319323
Compared to daily thread about Justice League? I'd take the /pol/ tier shitposting over that any time. At least it's easier to spot shitposting this way.
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>>97319371
Keep circulating the links
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>>97297094
I had scuba spidey
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>>97307763
>>97307801
Jesus...I think I had these....
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>>97318930
>>97319005
Someone buy this and see if you can give it a dick like the Punish Her
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>>97314406
Pretty much the entire line suffered from either being 60% kibble or more, being flimsier than wet paper, or both.

Pic related was GOAT though.
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Speaking of Marvel Transformers, who remembers these? I had Spidey and Doc Ock. Ock kind of sucked but Spidey's mech was GOAT.
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>>97321986
That Hulk Rage Tank looks pretty cool. The Capt'n America one however looks terrible
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>>97321986
When did these come out? Some of those actually look pretty neat.
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>>97310910
Fuck me, my parents got me this back then! Didn't seem that weird as a kid, I thought the ooze was the coolest shit ever.

Now I gotta wonder if it was inspired by that NIN intro on MTV

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfW0ke4bwI4
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>>97321986
Bootlegs?
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>>97321986
>The designs for Toy Biz's Marvel Megamorphs transforming superhero toyline were done by Draxhall Jump as well. These designs strongly resemble their Transtech work, specifically with Hulk using Immorticon's design and Iron Man using Starscream's.
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>>97319164
what was it?
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>>97322521
"Our class congratulated these two blacks for being black teenagers"
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>>97314351
Is there any officer nick stuff out yet?
Or wont that be until the sequel?
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>>97292327

It looks like Phoenix Wright
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>>97322521
>>97322549
Dont forget the look of absolute disgust on the kids faces
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>>97297460
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xu_bE7g2wqM
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>>97322112
Mid-00’s. Probably ‘04 or ‘05.
>>97322385
Surprisingly no, they’re official. Even came with little mini-comics.
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>>97306752
I had this too.
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>>97322549
ah! thanks for the info.
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>>97310942
>both hands are in the picture
But who was phone?
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>>97323099
The mom. She only said her dad was dead
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>>97311792
No, but he did deliver fake letters.
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>>97322811
I remember a story i heard years ago on here about some highschool teacher getting more of the compound for his som, so he akwardly asked an associate for bioflesh refil compound
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>>97322811
This actually looks really cool.
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>>97294849
It looks like he peed his feet.
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>>97323178
Ill say it once and ill say it again, the only good things to come out britain was punk culture and doctor who, but antifa faggots are coopting the use of punk even though most originals were fucking nazis, and doctor who is getting played by a fucking bitch. How can you stand living in a country whos whole culture has been cucked?
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>>97323239
The varying plastics are a reference to the original super amigos riddler using different plastic for various parts of its body. I have the mattel toy, its actually my favorite riddler because of its colors and general 80s feel.
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>>97323257
To be fair, punk culture has always been about being the biggest piece of shit you can be. It's perfect for antifa.
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>>97322811
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1qsQgbJ48A
>>97322926
Not just mini-comics - Megamorphers got its own full miniseries, as well as a kind-of namedrop in Civil War!
>>97323257
>>/pol/
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>>97323291
Yeah, but originally was about real rebelion and being crass and carnal. Now these fake “punks” are fufiling the SJW pc culture about being polite to everyone and being afraid to offend people or even afraid to be sexual. There the exact opposite to its original intent.
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>>97323350
A female doctor played by an actress who says shes a feminist in interviews is the most cucked bullshit idea ever and will turn the show into a fucking female drama shit show instead of really being about aliens and sci fi
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>>97323373
Oh no, a woman who says she's a feminist. How awful. I'll wait until the show's out before making a comment on something the franchise has been considering for 20 years now, instead of shitting out buzzwords and dragging yet another thread into HURR DURR SJWS
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>>97321268
Had this, was 10/10. Not flimsy, really cool, and Darth Vader is already a cyborg, so it looked fine
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>>97323351
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Anywho, let's get things back on track, shall we? Not really a toy, but what the fuck.
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>>97323487
Their going to turn the show into a fucking feminist shitshow. Twenty years ago a female doctor wouldnt have been a problem because in the 90s identity politics wouldnt have turned it into a main plot.
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>>97323527
They attack people in riots, but outside of it act like cowardly numales towards women and blacks because of their “male privledge”
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>In a world, I’m reliably told, that’s going to the dogs, the real mischief, the real punk rock rebellion, is a snarling, ‘fuck you’ positivity and optimism. Violent optimism in the face of all evidence to the contrary is the Alpha form of outrage these days. It really freaks people out.
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>>97323527
>attack whites
>protect and bend over for women/blacks
yeah, they can be two things at once, depending on the god damn context you 100% fucking faggot
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>>97323560
>I have no real substance to my argument, so I'll whine some more about muh boogywomyn instead of discussing the show
Also, where did you think identity politics came from? The 90s was full of diversity and strong female leads, ffs
>>97323584
Oh yeah, remember all those antifa terrorist attacks recently? Oh wait, it was you alt-right mouthbreathers and your shitty deflection bullshit. Way to fall into the same fucking trap AFTER IT HAD BEEN SHOWN TO YOU
>>97323606
Shhhhhh, you can't use common sense on /pol/... it only confuses them
>>97323669
>attacking neo-nazi shitheads for being neo-nazi shitheads
>not attacking minorities because they're not racist shitheads
Cry more, snowflake
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Oh look, /pol/ have ruined another thread
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>>97323719
>Also, where did you think identity politics came from? The 90s was full of diversity and strong female leads, ffs
It wasnt all about purity culture and bashing men you idiot
>Oh yeah, remember all those antifa terrorist attacks recently? Oh wait, it was you alt-right mouthbreathers and your shitty deflection bullshit. Way to fall into the same fucking trap AFTER IT HAD BEEN SHOWN TO YOU
The las vegas shooter was antifa
>attacking neo-nazi shitheads for being neo-nazi shitheads
Being against your banker cock sucking bitch hilary doesnt make you a fucking nazi you goddamn retard. I hate trump, im liberal, but i still hate regressive feminism and SJWs. Get the fuck out of here you antifag peice of shit
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>>97323257
It's a joke about a YTP, man, try not being a triggered baby over nothing, you'll navigate the Internet better that way.
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R.I.P. thread.
/pol/ needs to be deleted.
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>>97323785
>Not only do I conveniently forget that forced diversity and femnazi shit started in the 90s, but I make shit up about terrorists and start bitching about Hillary out of nowhere
https://www.snopes.com/las-vegas-shooter-trump-protest/
/pol/, do you even try any more?
>>97323873
It really does
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>that time they made a star wars figure of the guy in cloud city with an ice cream maker
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>>97323910
Feminazi shit started in the 2010s, before that no one cared about them
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>this thread
wew

haven't seen the show yet but these toys are cute as fuck
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>>97323981
>making harley quinn, poison ivy, and the serial killer killer frost into heros
Fucking sickening
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>>97323941
>/pol/ rewriting history
You ever considered not being stupid?
>>97323981
Barbara's hood looks like ass
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>>97292637
Seems more like something Christopher Reeve would drive.
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>>97323257
nazi punk isn't all punk, in fact a lot of punk culture was antinazi
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>>97323981
the fuck is this
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>>97324009
They started having power this decade you fucking retard. Before hand everyone thought they were crazy and rightfully so
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>>97324089
>no midriff
Disgusting
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>>97311972
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>>97299665
Classic luthor, nowhere close to superchad
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>>97310910

This is a bizarre TMNT version of a He-Man toy I had as a kid.
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>>97297180
Looks like the toqgers weapon was stolen.
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>>97311846
Daredevil?
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>>97324749
Naw, that's Silver Surfer.
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>>97324922
I meant, what could he possibky Be? The Vatican?
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I think this is more /v/ material. Or maybe /g/. Or /soc/? I don't fucking know!
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>>97323981
are these any good?
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>>97325931
I have the harley one, shes cute
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My favorite bootleg
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>>97310910
>>97324496
>was super into harry potter as a kid and got this at a thrift store

Is the whole selling point of making the same toy over and over again "boys like slime?".
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>>97314406
>>97314894
>>97321232
>>97321268

I always though this one looked okay. But I might be biased because I had it as a kid. Well, that and I always liked how they handled the kibble.
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>>97292480
I do love that Lex just straight up has a piece there in his right hand. Lex Luthor: Man of Lead.
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>>97326544
>duh, im just following orders
Sounds like a ss officer at the nuremburg trials
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>>97298277
>the only word they actually kept in the title was "ninja"

So, what, this is like anti-Europe?
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>>97327009
I had the suitcase and gun too years ago. Now all i have is lex because my parents fucked up my room and gave a shitton of stuff away.
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>>97326544
you could easily convert that into a enforcer from dick kickem
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>>97307763
Needs an edit with rape face /a/ Woody.
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>>97316825
>Thor is just fucking straight up Powerglide
It's the little things, y'know.
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>>97292637
It looks like his cape is going to get tangled in the seat
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>>97324089
Movie's not even out yet, and they're already whitewashing that proud, black space alien. Fucking bigots, I swear to God.
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>>97325033

This is great!
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>>97326528

What am I looking at?
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>>97299514
you have a reputation apparently >>97298280
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>>97321986
I had Cap's, even came with a comic.
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>>97328565
It looks like venom
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>>97328565
Its venom from a comic where hes sprouting multiple heads from his back. The select figure i got a few years ago had a swappable part for this feature. It was repainted green because companies love to repaint figures so collectors and kids with shitton of money buy the same toy again.
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>>97296850
Penguin tries to run to Ecuador? Fuck you. Jungle Batman coming straight from the bowels of hell for you.
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>>97327425
it was made in greece
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>>97321986
>Captain America "Warbird"
Stop lying, I know a Gerwalk when I see one!
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>>97292695
the fuck are you talking about, anon? you just posted an action figure of a generic normal 90's kid.
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>>97297260
A few years ago I was visiting relatives in Seattle and they took me to their LCS. The first thing I found, staring at me from a shelf, was this fucker.

Best $30 I've ever spent.
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>>97332962
>What if Punisher was a gun?
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is peter and tony are science-son and science-dad in the MCU does this (combined form) make them incest?
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>>97322629
Nick's toys are coming a bit later. They're all prototyped, but I can't remember if they're up for preorder, or even if I've seen them painted. I just know that I need to add to my Judy collection
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>>97326572
This is some Zalgo shit right here.
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>>97324089
Thought it was medusa.
But then I realized it was star fire.
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>>97294284
I really want to give that to my black friend

I redpilled him and now he loves racial comedy and hates mugabe
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>>97334441
the absolute state of /co/
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>>97324089
>instead of a projectile shooter let's keep a permanent green booger on her wrist.
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>>97313290
It's
>Dear Santa I want Ultron Doc Ock Loki Black Manta guys please
Luckily for me, I too have terrible, terrible handwriting and can read it pretty well.
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>>97321268
This thing was neat af
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this one was weird af
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>>97335742
>that time superman shed his human skin suit to revel the horrible alien from within
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>>97297810
Don't you dare laugh about my cosmic treadmill toy!
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>>97336795
That Phantasm is sick
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>>97336960
thanks dood
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>>97326671
I remember getting this toy as a christmas present back when I was a kid; still to this day one of my favorite turtle figures. I still have him too.

I'm latino btw




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