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>>97337311
Why did Bruce bring a prostitute to dinner?
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>>97337311
I'm fucking glad I'm a man, imagine wearing clothes so small like Lois' and Catwoman's. Must be super unconfortable.

By the way left
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>>97337311
Middle
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top left corner
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>>97337324
>Why did Bruce bring a prostitute to dinner?

Because he's Bruce Wayne. He is so rich, he has prostitutes permanently installed in his shower to wash his dick for him. He is so rich, he could afford to have all the urinals in waynetech replaced with prostitutes kneeling down with their mouth open 24/7.
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>>97337311
Thicc Selina
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Must be going somewhere fancy. Clark's wearing his finest sweater and Selina her skimpiest hooker dress.
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Don't you guys think it's weird that a rich playboy like Bruce Wayne is friend's with someone as dull as Clark Kent?
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>>97337311
This is why people hate Catwoman.
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>>97337311
Christ Superbro didn't look the nerdy.
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>>97337407
It's like how girls bring an ugly friend with them to the bar so they look prettier by comparison. It's not well known, but Bruce Wayne is apparently kind of a mopey fuck behind closed doors and secretly has really low self esteem. Kent probably knows he's being used but he's too good a guy to complain.
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>>97337423
The goggles, they ugly as fug.
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>>97337407
He's clearly friends with Pulitzer Prize winning Lois Lane, who is bringing her reserved yet strapping husband along.
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Who’s watching the kids?
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>>97337311
Neither
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>>97337379
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>>97337444
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>>97337311
Right, not even a question.
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>>97337311
Issue?
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>>97337439
Batman don't need sluts.
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>>97337407
Poor Clark is probably just there because he's worried that Wayne will try something funny with his wife. With how this year's been going, I can't blame him.
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>>97337493
Batman 37 - Superfriends Part 2 - Date Night
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Have you noticed how much Bruce Wayne resembles Superman?
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>>97337324
>God, Selina that's so embarrassing. Why can't you look classy and sexy like Lois?
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Where is Hal?
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>>97337311

foursome wife swap porn when?
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Left. Right can fuck off.
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>>97337560
whats going on here
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>>97337562
Check rule34, it's probably been posted by now.
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Now that Batman/Catwoman is official, why is it so boring?
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>>97337601
Love is shit between them.
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>>97337601
Timm was right.
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>>97337588
Hal is having autims attack
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>>97337311
It looks like someone told them they would go out, and each got ready for a different kind of party.
Bruce is going for a business casual company meeting.
Lois is going clubbing.
Selina is going clubbing on much seedier clubs.
Clark is going to a neighbours barbecue.
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>>97337311
From what comic is this panel?
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>>97337407
Clark's a pulitzer winning journalist as is Lois, theyve got class
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>>97337624
What did Timm say?
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>>97337601
WonderBat > BatCat
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>>97337680
Your filth isn't welcome around these parts.
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>>97337601
Because King's Batman run has been complete dogshit, so why wouldn't this part be the same?
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>>97337689
Literally nothing wrong with WonderBat m8
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>>97337717
Go to bed, Rucka.
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>>97337311
So who wants a Lois/Selina issue? World's Finest Wives?
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>>97337717
>Crossing the streams
>Ever
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>>97337676
he just ships Barbs instead
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For me it's Hal and Daiana
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>>97337311
Both!
Are you crazy? Why would have snub any of them?
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>>97337742
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>>97337740
We just had a World’s Finest Pets issue, sure why not.
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>>97337680
taliabat>rest (i've been living under a rock for 30 years and i'm not coming out to face the current continuity, you can't make me)

At the very least he owes her a lot of dollars in alimony
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>>97337407
Clark took on the entire Daily Planet when it was nothing but a gossip magazine, the guy has been to war torn countries, won a Pulitzer and is built like brick house. Wouldn't surprise me if Bruce is actually in gays with him.
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>>97337311
DC is undergoing a Loissiance right now. They are reminding readers why she is Superman's gal.
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>>97337740
This has a sort of classy dress up swinger party feeling which isn't unpleasant. And contrast nicely with the awkwardness of Bruce and Clark's interaction.
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>>97337777
*would I snub
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>>97337822
>Bruce owes Talia alimony because of the child she had to rape him to conceive.
Talia's shit, mate. And so is your logic.
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>>97337822
Taliabat was not good thirty years ago either. It was never good.
It's not even nostalgia, you just have an amazingly shit taste.
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>>97337852
Both Lois and Selina understand how super gay they are for one another, and can't help but laugh that neither thinks they're good enough for the other to be called friends
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>>97337784
If you want WonderBat so bad just ship Jason and Artemis like the RHATOfriends are doing.
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>>97337877
>rape
no such thing, as bruce is male

>>97337878
t. selina
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>>97337880
I would like an annual with Lois and Selina having a wine night just reminiscing over the shit the two of them have to deal with regularly.
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>>97337680
Take that shit and push it far up your asshole.
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>>97337839
>Wouldn't surprise me if Bruce is actually in gays with him.
>if
Someone hasn't heard about the Wayne mansion monthly orgy rumors.
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>>97337601
Teasing was more fun than an actual relationship
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>>97337896
Men can be raped, Anon. Also, she slept with his adopted son. She's not a good partner. Period.
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>>97337680
Trinity shipping is fucking trash no matter the combo.
>>97337740
I really want to see some interactions between them, you can even throw in the Catwoman persona and use Lois as the intel if you want them working together towards a common goal, otherwise classic mom shenanigans.
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>>97337601
Speak for yourself.
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>>97337311
Clark was raised in Kansas to him that is extremely dressed up.
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>>97337311
Why is Lois posing also why is Selina hiding behind Bruce like he beats her?
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>>97337941
yep this shit will ruin batcat for good. Pic in op just shows much this won't work
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>>97337329
Lois' might be OK depending on the material. Selina's is actually on the verge of being too short to function and she would probably have to pull it down all the time and wear it with a free bra, which are usually itchy and uncomfortable.
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>>97337560
Does anyone know if Hal and Carol have interacted somewhat recently, I stopped reading it right before rebirth.
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Is Lois’ hair black or brown?
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>>97337905
Id either take that, or the two breaking into a building to grab dirt on a shady business or something. But yeah, gossip is good too
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>>97337311
Im still confused how Selina conntected Clark to Superman.
That would imply shes familiar with some random reporter.
When she is written as only being about the batside of Bruce. And Clark is pretty much on the sidelines.
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I'm starting to think Clay Mann has a massive thing for Lois.
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>>97337407
Bruce and Clark go way back.

The Wayne car broke down in Smallville once when they were kids and Bruce played baseball with Clark.

Hell Thomas Wayne once even got transported to Krypton once and met Jor-el he's the reason he sent his son to earth.
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>>97338025
Shes done "business" in Metropolis before
I think she knows about Bruce and Damian visiting the Kent farm
She can put two and two together
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>>97337961
>Also, she slept with his adopted son

Hot.
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>>97338021
or scissoring
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>>97337766
No more lolis.
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Selina is a prostitute .
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>>97338045
Well, she's pretty bangin
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>>97338025
Also the fact that most of the world doesn't even think Superman has a Secret identity.
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>>97337961
>Men can be raped, Anon. Also, she slept with his adopted son. She's not a good partner. Period.
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>>97337454
Top tier tastes
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>>97338055
Okay but she has never met him as clark kent. Unless she is stalking Bruce's movements and stole a picture. Theres no indication that she met Clark or Lois before.
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>>97338129
Different continuity.
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>>97338045
CAN YOU BLAME HIM?!
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>>97337905
>this image but it’s batman glaring at Clark.
>Eat the cake Clark
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What happend to Selena's baby
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>>97337311
>kingfags swear Selina is so important
>barely acknowledged outside his book

The closest to their relationship is Liam saying he couldnt do a romantic because of Steve and Selina for The Brace and Bold. But mostly cuz hes contuining Rucka's run and Diana is with Steve. But niether are appearing in the book.
But compared to Lois and Supes where everyone knows how important they are. Its kinda funny.
Lois/Supes are a companywide OTP while BatCat is currently the wet dream of one dude.
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>>97337963
>Trinity shipping is fucking trash no matter the combo.
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>>97338021
I like the idea of Lois hiring Selina to get some info she knows Clark is too much of a good guy to steal.
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>>97338251
she gave her up for adoption
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>>97338045
I have a massive thing for Lois, too
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>>97338251
Is this pre52? Is so she had the baby and put her up for adoption.
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>>97337680
Why is George Clooney kissing Gal Gadot?
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Does Bruce know about the time she offered Clark a threesome?
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>>97338307
Yes. Helped him decide to marry her.
He too wants a threesome with Clark.
Or Poison Ivy
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>>97337311
Clark and Lois,the Jay-Z/Beyonce/

Bruce and Selina Kanye/Kim K of the DC Universe.
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>>97337311
I don't see hawkgirl, or wonderwoman in that picture.
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>>97337324
This. Selina is a trashy whore. How can someone even think dressing like a street hooker is a good look.
>>97337601
Because th chase was the only actual aspect of relationship any actually likes. Also King is a really shitty writer.
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>>97338138
Selina stalking Bruce isnt exactly out of character. Her finding out Clark is Superman isn't really an issue for me
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>>97338025
It was supposed to be a self aware joke but just came out awkwardly, if Selina could connect the dots and see past the comically bad Clark Kent disguise how couldn't nobody else do the same before her?
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>>97337311
Damn Clark, your wife dresses like that for the public?
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Superman heard that.
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>>97337905
>I would like an annual with Lois and Selina having a wine night just reminiscing over the shit the two of them have to deal with regularly.
>meta wives shit talking their husbands behind their backs
Fuck now I really want to see this.
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>>97338454
Clark and Bruce are hyper tsundere for each other.
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>>97338454
I never truly understood why King hate Superman ...
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Not defending King's writing by any means (though I do like the pairing), but anyone else feel like the up-rise of Selina hate on this board is partly because A: /co/ loves to be contrarian, and B: a good portion of the board is tumblr, and Catwoman triggers them to no end?
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>>97337887
Chinese WonderBat is also good
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>>97338462
Should we tweet King or Tomasi?
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>>97338256
To be fair Batcat and Wonderbat are still the least terrible endgames for Bruce, the problem is that Bruce himself can't settle down and keep doing his thing like Superman.
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>>97338454
Does Bruce really hate Superman that much?
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>>97338243
That's a pie.
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>>97338508
Batman doesn't eat pie.
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>>97338419
Its a tired joke tho. Its been talk about the before. WB made fun of it on Jimmy when they were promoting BvS.
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>>97338489
Both, whoever loves their waifu the most wins.
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>>97338506
Clark is poor.
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>>97338454
Why is King such a hack and why do casual eat up his farts?
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>>97338485
Fuck if I know. I like Selina.
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>>97338506
Rich people hate poor people. That's why Batman is secretly a bad guy.
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>>97338485
Tumblr loves catwoman, dumbass. They all want to fuck Batman and that's why they self insert as a whore.
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>>97338502
Not the point but more on how important each couple is when compared to one another.
Lois/Clark are channel
While BatCat is Kmart.
Hell has Selina even been mentioned in Metal outside Bataquawoman's story where he was fridged off screen. And barely mentioned.
Hell the merciless's love for Diana was more upfront.
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>>97338580
But I thought tumblr hated Selina given her oversexualized character and long history of fucking Batman? Out of the Sirens, Catwoman is their least favorite
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>>97338485
Selona is a slut only known for taking dick.
Ivy is the superior Gotham Siren.
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>>97338612
Selina is a white girl and “white feminists” love her.
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>>97338612
No they love her I know because I go on tumblr looking for Catwoman lewds to add to the fapbank. And I have to go through some garbage to get to the good stuff but most of them love her. Also Catwhore is the least popular because Harley is queen there and they finger themselves to the idea of her being gay with Ivy.
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>>97338629
Ivy's character went to shit once she got shackled to Harley. She can't do anything by herself anymore, and is stuck as Harley's rug munching bestie.
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>>97338604
This one anon pointed out this time how Batcat stories always follow the same patterns because, as I said earlier, it won't work like Lois and Clark work.

As for Metal the Wonderbat story took place in a universe that was parallel to the DCAU so it made sense Wonderbat would be the focus, also in the same way we had a "Batman's feelings towards Diana" world we also had one of Superman (which was as gay as it sounds).
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>>97338716
There wasnt anything gay about it but Synder was saying that these people were important to bruce.
Im starting to remember that Selina did pop up for a second as an illusion. But wasnt mentioned by name and one can argue it wasnt her cuz shes generic looking.

Yea BatCat would never work like Lois/ Supes. So im not understanding King's endgame. Hes flipflopping with Selina and being a mary sue who knows everything. But his bruce is so fucking bad.
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>>97338700
>Ivy is only relevent if Harley is there
It fucking hurts so much. My waifu need better.
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>>97338485
I'd say it's mostly A
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>>97338485
Tumblr loves Catwoman.

The problem is that /co/ had decided to hate King be cause he's writing Batman, and / co/ always hates the main Batman writer.

Also because King can't write Selena for shit.
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>>97338985
>Tumblr loves Catwoman.
5 blogs.
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>>97337311
Dark hair > light hair
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>>97338485
Batcat written by King is shit, so it's well deserved the hating it's receiving.
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>>97338045
When did Wally West show up in Action Comics?
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>>97338397
>>97337379
>not being into slags

low test af
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>>97339001
No they really do. You can find loads of meta posts and headcannons about her.

What they hate is that writers and artists over sexualize her. Its what is done with the character they hate not the character.
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>>97338529
SHit what is this gay shit from
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>>97339063
>over sexualize
>catwoman

That's like saying porn oversexualizes pornstars.
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>>97338345
Foursome when?
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>>97339062
Isn't she an actual slut that slept with several of her fellow wrestlers?
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>>97337311
The SHH always wins.
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>>97337407
You do realize that Bruce owns the Daily Planet right? He is just inviting his best writers to attend the event with him. The bigger question is why Bruce Wayne bought a prostitute with him.
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>>97337765
Patrician taste.
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>>97338985
King always been garbage who doesn't know shit about the characters he writes for. He's deserves the hate.
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>>97337324
Why did Selena bring a man whore to dinner?
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>>97337740
this official or fan art?
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>>97337311
Holy fuck Mommy Lois is stacked.
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>>97337429
Yeah he just looked like a cuck. Which he was.
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>>97339460
Written by King, the author that bought you greats like The War of Jokes and Riddles and Robin Wars.
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>>97337963
>Trinity shipping is fucking trash no matter the combo.
Except SuperBat when one of them has been rule63'd
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>>97337429
He did at times. But he wasn’t a “classic” nerd, more like a homeless ex-jock.
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>>97339539
Man it's hard to believe how King went from one of co's most beloved to complete pariah just by going from Vision to Batman.
Not saying it's undeserved, mind you.
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>>97339541
Good point.
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>>97337407
Doesn’t he own the Daily Planet or something he probably met Clark through it and they’ve been freinds ever since
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>>97337311
Dude on the left, there’s something about him.
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>>97337588
Hal is poor as shit because he spends so much time off-planet.
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>>97339241
yup the uso even brought it up in a segment with the new day (xavier woods was one of the guys who fucked her)
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>>97339541
>when rule63'd
Pussy.
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>>97340154
>yaoi
Homo or fujoshit?
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>>97339241
correct
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>>97339509
>bangs a 6'2 amazon demigoddess while Lois pines over him
>he just looked like a cuck
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Lois is a classy beauty
Selina is a gross whore that looks like she has at least 4 STDs.
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>>97339432
Look at Batmans bastard family wife and kid none blood related
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>>97337311
easy left on both counts
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>>97337560
God damn it, Hal. You could fucking crush coal into diamonds with that ring. You could easily have it locate any number of unclaimed priceless resources on Earth to sell. Jesus, you could just straight up build a fucking city from foundation to completion with literally no effort and sell them at a huge profit.
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>>97337311
Lois pose suggests she fucks other men.
Selina's suggests she gets beaten when shes late for dinner.
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Poor Robin. Catwoman has completely replaced him as Batman's partner.
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>>97340625
He didn't have the ring at that time. Sinestro had to give him one in a really romantic-in-an-S&M-way.
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>>97340625
Hal's a fucking idiot he doesn't know that shit.
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>>97337311

All the lois fags picking her would probably get bored of all the vanilla sex and her annoying attitude

selina looks like a whore, is a whore, fucks like a whore and will leave you satisfied
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>>97340879
>selina looks like a whore, is a whore, fucks like a whore and will leave you satisfied
Tom King.
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>>97340879
But HIV.
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>>97337311
I'm ambidextrous.
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left
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>>97340848
You're right, and I am humbled for having to be reminded of that.

That being said, we're seeing the exact same thing play out with the two new Lanterns who are trying get jobs working on cars and waiting tables at not-Starbucks.
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>>97340796
Selina will replace Robin as Batman's partner. Selina will be the one that Bruce goes to now when unsure of himself instead of Alfred. Adding Selina does nothing but fuck with Batman's dynamic because they will have to make use of a character that has nothing to do with Batman order of operations. She's Fucking Yoko ono and is fucking up the band.
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>>97338104
that's an oddly specific stock photo
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>>97340796
Damian is shit as Batman's partner anyway.
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>>97341016
>Tim s shit as Batman's partner anyway.
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>>97340879
Look at this cute gal
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>>97340900
King would never say his perfect waifu is a whore. I'm pretty sure that was Fank Miller posting.
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>>97341016
But Selina she gave Bruce herpes.
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>>97337311
Lois looks really fine but I just love the trashy look of Selina, so right to me.
BTW source of the pic???
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>>97341055
Damn she gave him herpes?
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>>97341038
Yup Selina >> Harper Row.
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>>97341055
Now half of Gotham has it. I hope Lois doesn't barrow Selina's lipstick in ladies room.
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>>97337311
If Selina looked like this, that would make the choice very difficult
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>>97341026
Is he even alive anymore? Last I heard he got trapped by Oz-El like two centuries ago.
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>>97341026
Tim at least is a better Batman than Bruce.
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>>97338025
Depends on if the Superman/Catwoman story from Brave and the Bold #16 is canon or not.
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>>97337509
But it has not been released yet, issue 36 was published just yesterday.
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>>97341169
She's So Ugly
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>>97338011
Nope, they have not, one issue ago (I think) they were close, Hal was right in front her door but right then they called him because some aliens were doing some stuff.
Anyway she left him for Kyle, now she is unworthy.
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>>97341134
What a no ass or tits tryhard mary sue? The only good thing about Catwoman is her big tits and fat ass. No gives a shit about her character so removing them is garbage.
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>>97340625
I thought there was a failsafe in the rings so they couldn't be used for personal gain or something.
Obviously not all the rings, but the green ones I thought there was
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>>97337311
all this Selina wank is gross and boring.
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>>97339287
>Bruce owns the Daily Planet right?
last I checked Superman owns it
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>>97339432
How did I forget the boys? What the fuck, King?!
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>>97341369
last I checked, he isn't Superman anymore.
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>>97341425
He'll always be Superman in my heart
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>>97341305
I was talking more about the facial features and haircut. The body of OP and the face of my picture.
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>>97338045
who doesnt?
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>>97339432
>not making Bruce the manlet he is
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>>97339432
Poor Demian, but he still can grown right?
Anyway Lois looks gorgeous.
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>>97340632
>Lois pose suggests she fucks other men.
>Selina's suggests she gets beaten when shes late for dinner.
Really? How? Please explain more.
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>>97341522
Batman is 1 inch shorter than Supes. 6'2 is not manlet status.
>>97341548
KEK
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>>97337660
Clark's a successful novelist too.
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>>97341823
>batmanlet
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>>97337905
Yeah, they can talk about the time Selina threw Lois off a roof.
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>>97341169
Even.it was or not thats him as Superman.
She has never met Clark. She would have needed to met both for this revelation to make sense.
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The patrician choice is Selina, she is just so fucking hot.
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>>97337423
I only hate her when she has short hair.
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>>97342036
You do know that Batman been 6'2 and Supes been 6'3 since their creation, right. That artist clearly fucked up shitposter-kun.
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>>97337357
t. batman
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>>97337311
Difficult choice.
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>>97337740
Notice how Catwoman "hides" behind Batman, like an actual cat would
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>>97342185
>A dirty criminal
>Versus a successful journalist
>Difficult choice
Not really. Clark got the better deal here
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>>97338485
I like her when she isn't drawn and written as a trashy whore
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>>97342497
Remember during DCYou when she became a crime lord? Christ that was a good little run.
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>>97342552
I couldn't remember if that was Catwoman or Black Cat that did that
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>>97337311
Is Lois just Sandra Bullock?
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>>97342579
It was both, actually
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>>97342579
Catwoman. Valentino on writing duties IIRC.
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>>97342579
>hahahahaha
both
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>>97337311
>that top panel
>what appears to be a menu
>superhero memorabilia
They’re eating at the restaurant from Kingdom Come or at least a reference to it aren’t they?
I know, Bruce has trash taste in eating steak, but he’s probably senile
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>>97339432
>those chests
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>>97342154
Nah. Batman and Superman had changing height since always.

Superman was nine heads tall back when Julius Schwartz was in-charge
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>>97342680
>When your husband has bigger boobs than you
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>>97342667
Bruce come on
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>>97342667
batman reserches everything beforehand. You'd think hes not too subtily trying to hint to Clark that the kitchen isnt the cleanest. Its ok to eat a well done steak if youre not sure of the conditions of storage.
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>>97342667
they're gonna eat in that burger tent where the batfamily ate
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>>97342667
wtf I hate Bruce now
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>>97342761
Bruce is always a wet blanket. If anything you'd expect Clark to be somewhat peeved that the menus depict 99.9% of his species dying in a fiery inferno.
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>>97340924
Bruce probably invested millions of his own time and money creating a cure to every known STD to be “prepared”
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>>97342698
Batman been the same height too. Artists fuck up all the time but official heights is 6'2 and 6'3. And in all honestly Bruce would be the same height if not taller than Supes because of the combat boots Batman wears.
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>>97338485
>a good portion of the board is tumblr, and Catwoman triggers them to no end?
Is this really a thing? I would have thought that tumblr types love Selina?
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>>97339432
Why does Jon look retarded
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>>97342667
>Bruce wayne raised on the finest taste is written to like pleb steak because waid is an hack
Just another reason why Kingdom CUM is garbage.
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>>97342838
No

>>97342928
And the hears, but both should be taller, 6'2'' is pretty short for a rich white guy
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>>97342780
Batman goes to restaurants with prep time too?
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>>97337311
Can't help but notice that Diana and Steve are never invited to date nights.

I suspect that's because Steve breaks up the color scheme.
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>>97337740
>>97342352
To me the really intriguing thing is how she moves her tail...
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>>97337651
Batman (2016) #36
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>>97337963
>Trinity shipping is fucking trash no matter the combo.
There is exactly one good combo.
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>>97343038

A burtn piece of meat isnt bad if you are making him an old cunt with a sick stomach. BUT the ketshup shit ruins it.
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>>97340877
>I only look at memes and not read comics the post
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>>97340625
Hal Jordan is the greatest hero and only cares about saving the world
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>>97343173
There's nothing wrong with trinity shipping. It's a meme to hate it.

Everyone just waifu fags and therefore hates the other ships.
Supes fags hate Wonderbat because they are jealous.
Batfags hate Superwonder because they are jealous.
WWfags are really just waifu fags and want Diana with Steve because no one actually gives a shit about Steve and therefore can have WW for themselves.

SM/WW is the worst out of them tho.
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Sometimes I feel like I'm on of the three or four people on /co/ that actually likes Selina. Of course I don't like every iteration of her and I do think that King hasn't really been doing a good job with her, but in general I like her. I have noticed that the hate for her has increased during King's run.
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>>97339432
I do like the symmtry of Superman getting the all american wife and kid while Batman as a bastard an ex prodom/cat burglar wife and stray orphans.
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>>97343475
Selina doesn't know that Harley also kissed Bruce Wayne and he made her cream her panties.
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>>97342040
Oh yea, Hush was pretty fun.
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>>97337740
>Superman takes the elevator because he doesn't want to break a window
Clark continues to be best boy
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what the fuck are those dresses?

especially that trashbag selina sweet damn get it together
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>>97342036
>can't see Clark's feet
he could be hovering for all you know
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>>97338483
Did you read the issue? The reason Batman says he isn't his best friend is that Superman is too good of a man to want to be friends with Batman.
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>>97339949
Interesting. It'd be cool to see them address stuff like this in a "beat cop married to the job" type of way
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>>97338045

She gives everyone a massive thing.
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>>97338506

He's being tsundere.
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>>97343475
Nah I like her as well, granted I don't waifu her and I don't really know how I feel about her and Bruce really hooking up but she has some good stories and I enjoy her as an anti-hero that strays more into a villain
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>>97343475
is there more to that ?
asking for a friend
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>>97344205
Harley Quinn Road Trip Special
it's not good
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>>97344229
I don't think it's meant to be even remotely good. It's a pure fanservice comic. They probably drew it first and then went" oh yeah, we need a "plot".
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>>97344369
You know you could explain Palmiotti's whole run in that way and it'd fit perfectly
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>>97344229
You are right. But thank you anyway!
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>>97344369
Look's like there's plenty of plot
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>>97337311
Right.
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>>97340625
Diamonds actually have little resell value.
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>>97337311
Left
>mfw a tipsy Lois seductively lifts her dress a bit and gives Clark the eye so they fuck in the parking lot
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>>97341425
what? he is still wearing the armor and everything
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>>97342036
to be fair, batman is leaning in trying to scare him
robin on the other hand is small boi
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>>97344888
>Implying Clark is that classless
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>>97342087
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>>97338454
Wouldn't even Alfred come before Gordon anyway? Is King retarded?
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>>97345103
Because he didn't actually mean what he said and was trying to find a way out of calling Supes.
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>>97345032
When the moment takes you anon.
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Fucking hell, Lois.
Between this and the outfit at Christmas that I don't believe for a second included a pair of panties, I'm loving her taste in clothes.
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>>97343475
/Talia and Bruce has always been more popular on /co/ and so you're seeing a lot of vocal shippers right now.
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>>97342185
>taunting a potential rival female with your flexibility
Catwoman is fucking savage.
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>>97337324
KINGFAGS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
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>>97342185
Did I miss a leak? It's still too early for previews.
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>>97345103
Alfred is like his surrogate father
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Personally I can't wait for the wedding issue, or a Selina/Lois team up book.
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>>97337311
stealth bat-mite in the top left?
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>>97338485

It's A. It's always A. It will always be A.

I'm just waiting for the day King writes about Batman using a toilet so everyone here starts shitting in their own pants.
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>>97342780

Then again, Clark's not going to be bothered by a spot of food poisoning.
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Does someone have the page with Selina sitting on Superman's shoulder scolding Lois? It's when Batman and Superman lose their memories and team up with each other's SO.
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>>97342972
I don't know what falls under tumblr hate/love anymore, they're insane and contradictory. Like, if I were to describe Catwoman's character without naming her, safe bet they would hate her. But then if you flash Catwoman at them, they'll self insert and start mental gymnastics about her being a strong woman.
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>>97342154
>>97342928
>>97343797

You Batfags have all the right facts....
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>>97345692
thats Batman/Superman
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>>97338045
When did Jimmy become such a cutie
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>>97346793
Is he still turning into monsters and gaining random super powers and shit? I would unironically love a Superman's Pal, Jimmy Olsen movie where he uses these powers in his own adventure.
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Batman threads have been pretty fun lately.
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>>97346834
Literally Countdown to Final Crisis
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>>97345032
They need to take advantage and fuck wherever Jon's super hearing won't reach
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>>97338045
Lois has Superman's massive thing inside her regularly
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>>97337338
My man
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>>97337407
Since Clark and Lois are reporters they could be interviewing them.

Honestly rich people usually hang with whoever they want to fucking hang with because they have the money. I knew of some young kids who would pick up smelly hobos, take them to restaurants to piss off the restaurant owner but since they were the sons of some important mongul they couldn't do shit.

So Bruce hanging with Lois and Clark wouldn't raise much of an eyebrow, him marrying Selina would be more of a scandal, because people would want to know who she was and why he was marrying her.
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>>97337680
God no, Wonderbat is vomit inducing.
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>>97337740
I would and I want it to be as gay as Bruce/Clark and I want them to BFF it up so that they hang out even if Bruce and Selina break it up.
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>>97343422
>No one hates Superbat
Which is why it's the best.
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>>97338256
>while BatCat is currently the wet dream of one dude
I would argue that BatCat is a popular cuple, not like Superman and Lois but it's popular.

Ask anyone who Batman's love interest is and they will say Catwoman even if the last movie they were together was TDKR. Heck Batman returns left a lot of impressions on people especially that hot scene with Pfeiffer licking Keaton.

Catwoman is the most popular love interest for Batman, look up Batman couple costumes and it's mostly Batman and Catwoman or Batman and Robin Vicki Vale, Talia, and the other literal who's don't matter.
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>>97343139
Its because no one pushes Steve as OTP like they do Lois or Selina.
WW is always pushed but mostly for Superman.
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>>97348407
Nah it's pretty cool
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>>97342667
Bruce is probably so old, that his tastebuds can't taste the different anyways.
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>>97343475
Its because King's run highlights just how outdated Selina is for Bruce. He literally has to downplay everyone to boost her up. Thats not how you evolve a character.
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>>97338985
King is a hit or miss for me but yeah these Selina haters are convinced only King likes them and if that were the case a lot more people would be raging.

But truth is they are a popular couple regardless of King's comic, Brubaker wrote them together in his Catwoman run, Paul Dini wrote a story about them, the older comics had Bruce pinning for Selina but agonizing about her being a criminal, Brave and the Bold had them flirting, a lot of Elseworlds have them marrying and settling down.

And even if some anons don't like the character she's popular.
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>>97339541
Clark is probably the perfect person for Bruce but I am not sure if Bruce would be the perfect person for Clark.
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>>97348682
I meant on the comics not fans. Sure there are batcatfags mostly normies who grew up with the movies.
But comicbook wise shes so unimportant. Barely appearing beyond gotham. And only in Kings book outside a one issue cameo in other batbook. Ivy had a short stick away and harley has her SS.
Lois is alway referenced and Steve has appearences and connects outside WW. Like him and amanda waller for Argus.
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>>97340796
>>97340993
Bruce never wanted Damian as Robin and it's Duke who replaced him because of Snyder

>>97341016
This, he works better with Dick.
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>>97341055
>Implying Bruce doesn't have an anti-Herpes contingency plan.
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>>97348801
Nope it's trash.
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>>97337680
Shit Ship
Diana and Steve is where it's at
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>>97349024
I argue the only important characters to Batman are Gordon and Alfred, everyone else comes in and goes.

Remember that for awhile in the New 52 Lois was also out of the superbooks and Steve is not a good example because he sometimes is pretty absent.
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>>97349159
This
Because steve is normal and I can self insert as him
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>>97345515
How casual do you have to be to not recognise Hush? We're talking step one baby's first Batman comics.
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>>97349127
Nah, it's fine.
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>>97349159
What do you like about it?
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>>97338485
I'm /pol/ and I hate her
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>>97338011
Well, at least Vendditi said they will be together eventually
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>>97349306
I like the fact that he's just a normal good guy and Wonder Woman recognizes that in him and and likes him for it.

But more importantly I like it a hell of a lot more then WonderBats or WonderSups

WonderSups is the worst cause he entire reason for being with him is cause he's strong.

And WonderBats is just more shit Bruce Tim shipping. That guy ships Batman with everyone and it usually boils down to "They like Batman cause he's dark and cool."

He also probably self inserts as Bats cause his name is Bruce also.
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Why does Catwoman trigger the manchildren on this board so much?
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>>97343422
>It's a meme to hate it
no it isn't. it's hated for a reason.
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>>97349514
Because autists have a thing on this board for "pure" characters like theyre from fucking /a/
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You know you can like BatCat and still hate King's writing, right?
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>>97349167
Lois was 'out' because they used Diana in her place but even then she still had apoearences. Mostly to show Diana being jealous or something. She was there when Superbto died.
I made the Steve connection because has connections that dont involve Diana.
Selina doesnt or no longer has a life outside Bruce.(hell since holly didnt comeback shouldnt Selina be going yo jail.)
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>>97340190
anymore? or link to anymore? didn't she do a sex tape?
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>>97349306
Easy to self insert as Trevor
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>>97337601
BatCat is only good when there's a forbidden quality to it. Plus being in a loving marriage goes against their characters.
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>>97337311
Middle
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>>97349696
>Plus being in a loving marriage goes against their characters.
I'm still working under the DC rule of NOBODY IN THE BAT FAMILY IS ALLOWED TO GET MARRIED. I enjoy Bruce and Selina fucking on dirty rooftops as much as the next guy, but marriage rubs me the wrong way.
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>>97349696
Explain
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>>97349514
She's can be okay but her character feels so forced. More so now with the whole marriage. I don't feel she adds anything to Batman and you have to do a lot of shitty mental loops to have them in a serious relationship. Also she's yoko up the Batman band with her inculsion.
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>>97349736
Batman's entire purpose is built on tragedy, and Selina is the kind of character who shouldn't built up pure loyalty to anything because she's like a cat.
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>>97349159
I really hope that one day soon, Diana and Steve have a kid and get in on this family trend. Best part is that Lyta Trevor is already a thing, so you don't even need to make up an OC. She's right there.
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>>97349558
What reason?
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>>97349731
Its cuz Selina hasnt repented.at least earth 2 went to jail and reformed. This selima hasnt anything and should be in jail simce Holly didnt comeback.
But here she is just casually acting like she isnt wanted for murder.
I knew the last issue was just to have Selina meet bruces baby mama and have hervwank.
The superfriends arc is just gonna be Lois and Supes wanking Selina. And i shudder thinking what King is gonna have Diana do. Which should be nothing as Bruce and Diana no longer have the flirty relationship they had preflashpoint. And only now are back to being friends.
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>>97343833
Superman can see past all the imperfections and see a man who is genuinely good. King's just a shit.
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>>97349696
You are a boring, creatively-bankrupt person. The kind of "fan" that actively inhibits progression in capeshit. Fuck off.
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>>97338485
>A: /co/ loves to be contrarian

Everyone is hating on this run, you BatCatfag.
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>>97349883
Someone post those pages of Selina stripping on the front lawn of Wayne Manor.
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>>97349932
Learn to read retard, no one is calling King's run good. Its about /co/ pretending they hate Catwoman
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>>97349306
Smallville verse had them as childhood friends. And then she joined his team of bad ass agents.
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>>97349964
Im not pretending tho
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>>97349883
>implying Diana and Bruce are friends
I makes zero sense for those two to any kind of relationship outside of work. They have no common ground whatsoever, and their personalities don't mesh in any way. The only conceivable reason they'd ever hang out is because of Clark.
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>>97349514
Some are shippers who are mad about this entire thing, some don't like her because she's not "pure" and has fucked god knows how many characters at this point, and some just never liked her at all.
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>>97340879
t. Loser who can only find prostitutes
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>>97341033
Must be nice to have a loving wife and carefree son? What is it like?
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>>97350011
Superman and Batman have no reason either. No character does, retard.
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>>97337324
Becuz he is a Thug
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>>97349932
>Everyone is hating on this run
On /co/ yeah. Outside of this shithole people are loving it. Annual #2 was extremely well received and that was pure BatCat fluff written by King so he can have his perfect BatCat ending regardless of what future writers do with their relationship.
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>>97349709
They say Clark is big, but Bruce probably has a inhuman cock too. Big and girthy.
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>>97350131
People loved Marvels books too. And Snyder's batman run. People have shit taste and that's why they are called plebs.
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>>97340796
Damian is busy being with Jon and the Titans. By choice before the Catwoman stuff.
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>>97350043
>some don't like her because she's not "pure" and has fucked god knows how many characters at this point

Not that many. I bet you would struggle to name 5.
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>>97350193
He has to for a huge slut like Selina to settle. She's clearly a size queen and Bruce has a monster cock.
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>>97349660
Yep. Just google it. One of the first links.
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Reminder that Superwonder and Wonderbat are superior to all other filthy ships.
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>>97350512
My man. I love trinity shipping! I love Wonderbat and Superwonder
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>>97350512
Superwonder is shit. And the entire current dynamic with Clark and his family is fucking great and could never be replicated with Diana. Don't care much for Bats so I have nothing to say there.
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>>97350594
>thinks the Superfamily dynamic is good or even remotely healthy for Clark
Absolutely fucking disgusting. I hope Bendis fucking ruins this shit family.
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>>97350594
Family is nice but I miss non family man Clark, when's Kon ever ocming out of limbo?
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>>97350512
Superwonder is pure cancer.

Wonderbat is the forbidden OTP where writers want it but cant cuz reason.
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>>97350656
>I hope Bendis
And those words reveal your utter shit taste.
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>>97338700
Harley and Ivy were a mistake. Even them being platonic friends (as it SHOULD be) is ruined now and I hate that. I'm glad the Arkham games skirted around this whole thing.
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>>97350727
If anyone can destroy the shit relationship that is Lois and Clark, it’s Bendis.
I hate his writing but whatever he will do, will be an improvement over the shit we have now.
Superman’s main runs in rebirth have completely shit on Clark’s character because Tomasi and Jergens are too busy jerking off Lois and Jon. Hell, the rebirth Superman run isn’t even about Clark. It’s about Jonathan.
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>>97343475
God this is some atrocious art. The pandering doesn't help.
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>>97350842
Like I said, shit taste. I have no clue why the Superfamily triggers you so much.
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>>97350877
The superfamily shits on Clark’s character. Plain and simple.
You’re the one with atrocious taste if you like that sewage.
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>>97350922
>Clark having a family with his long time love interest shits on his character
Just admit you self insert as Superman and therefor hate the idea of him settling down and trying to live a normal life cause that goes against your power trip fantasy.
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>>97337311
You'd think Selina would stop dressing like a hooker now. But I guess Bruce will learn the hard way that you can't make a hoe into a housewife. Also what the fuck are you wearing Clark?
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>>97350922
>The superfamily shits on Clark’s character
Can you give an example on how it does that? Him settling down with Lois Lane and having a kid is perfectly in line with his character. I don't know what version of Superman you're familiar with.
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>>97350975
I read the comics for superman. I don’t give a shit what his bratty ass child or bitchy wife are doing. Clark has done nothing but job since the beginning of reboot just so his lois and Jon won’t seem any more useless than they already are.
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>>97350702
They're both cancer.
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>>97349514
Wouldn't be surprised if some of the triggered anons are women.
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>>97349268
It's fine if you like shit and vomit, yes.
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>>97349627
She wasn't appearing for awhile

Steve barely gets acknowledge that much and he doesn't have much to do outside anything WW.

Again it depends on writers, Catwoman has had comics with stories that didn't have Bruce and she just recently popped in King's Batman and comic stories and arcs are planned in advanced so that could be why she isn't that prominent.
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>>97351061
I repeat: >Just admit you self insert as Superman
Cause you're probably a betashit or an edgefag, but mostly likely somewhere in between who only really likes Superman cause he's 'DUH SONKEST!"
>and therefor hate the idea of him settling down and trying to live a normal life cause that goes against your power trip fantasy.
Because if you really like Superman as a character, you'd understand that this is the natural evolution of it, and honestly, way more interesting then him just flying around punching shit and being invulnerable.
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>>97337822
>At the very least he owes her a lot of dollars in alimony
I thought Talia is almost as rich as Batman? In any case, alimony only matters if Batman wanted visitation rights.
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>>97351244
>>97351316
Nah it's good.
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>>97351061
I'm hoping you're just really excellent at crafting bait, because if not, wow, what utterly irredeemable taste.
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>>97338104
Dominatrix.
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>>97351378
Please explain
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>>97351061
Pathetic
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>>97337601
There's nothing boring about it. It's literally perfect
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>>97350449
Why everyone implies Selina is such a big slut? Ok she was hooker but that not means she enjoyed it, she is mostly like the Selina of the series.
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>>97337311
Right
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>>97349883
King is a shitty writer, I don't particularly care about Selina but I would be glad if he ended Wonderbat.

>>97350088
They have a longstanding relationship built on trust and have gone through a lot of stuff together.

Diana is pretty forced as their friend and the trinity thing is forced. They are more of a World's Finest + Wonder Woman team.

There's more chemistry and friendship between her and Mera, and Arthur. Honestly I like that trinity better and I can see her bringing Steve on a date with them.
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>>97349858
because the characters work better as having a fraternal/friendly bond than a romantic one, and romance gets in the way of their line of work. also, any possible combo within the three are all bland as fuck.
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>>97350131
People tend to lap up popular writers and whoever Marvel and DC tells them to like.

King is hit and miss for me BTW.
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>>97351378
No it's as awful as you are which is turbo shit awful.
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>>97337324
That's clearly Matches Malone dipshit.
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>>97349159
Since DC will NEVER let Diana settle down with Steve I've settled into preferring the stories where Steve was a soldier in the 40s and is either dead in present day or a retired old man that Diana still loves but he's convinced her to move on.
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>>97351431
There's nothing wrong with it. And people only hate it for autisic and petty reasons.
>>97351519
Nah it's great.
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>>97351449
That Selina has a big butt.
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>>97339432
This restaurant is clearly all about looks. I wouldn't trust the food there for a bit. Well done is the way to go.
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People seem to forget that the only reason Batman is even marrying Catwoman right now, is because his dad said not to be Batman. Yes, he's rushing into it. He's grasping at straws, hoping to force a on-again-off-again relationship into something more. This isn't a romance, but a tragedy waiting to happen.
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>>97351574
Fair enough.
Still don't like it, but if you want to, go right a head. At the end of the day, I don't really care.
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>>97351717
You clearly missed the point, dumbass. The reason he never pursued the romance to this point in the first place was because he thought in doing so he would betray his mission and his therefore his parents' memory. Now he's at a point in his life where he understands that his parents would want him to seek some amount of happiness for himself, and that's why he's marrying the woman he loves after all these years.
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>>97351813
Yeah but Batman and Catwoman's relationship has always been a little too volatile for it to be sustainable. It's built on the fact that they get off on the fact that he chases her and she make him crazy. It doesn't really scream domestic bliss to me.
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>>97352277
Who said anything about "domestic bliss"? They're two damaged people who see every fault in each other but love each other anyway. They're not perfect, and not idyllic, but who gives a shit? Marriages never are.
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>>97350131
What's the title of Annual 2
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>>97351449
Her appearance in Year One didn't even suggest to me that she would engage in sex. She was more like a dominatrix.
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>>97352529
She got paid to step on peoples balls. Actually come to think of it, Selina basically honed in on being a gigantic cocktease during her entire career. Bruce is probably one of the few men whos actually nailed her
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>>97344980
spoiler: he burned the emblem on his suit on the latest issue of superman
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>>97352319
>Marriages never are perfect.
The Kents want a word with you.
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>>97352529
>>97352546
Go read Cooke's Selina's Big Score and Brubaker's Catwoman. She was a full-blown prostitute and that's exactly what Miller intended.
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>>97353248
The Kents aren't real, and Superman is literally the ideal of a flawless being. Apples to oranges.
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>>97353277
>The Kents aren't real,
Neither is Batman, so what's your point?
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>>97353321
...because I was talking about marriage in a more realistic sense? Not every fictional marriage needs to exhibit some ridiculous standard of Superman-esque idealism or absolute perfection. That would not only be creatively dishonest and regressive, but incredibly boring. This was in response to you crying about how it's not a good idea since you don't believe it would lead to "domestic bliss".
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>>97350842
>I hate his writing but whatever he will do
>do
He'll break them up in one issue and just ignore the fallout.
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>>97337311
Anyone who picks right is a eunuch retard pederast.
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>>97351574
No, it's shit.
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Is there a character with a more inconsistent body type and hairstyle than lois?
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>>97349932
I like it.
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>>97337324
Clark isn't a prostitute dummy.
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>>97338419
agreed, they shoulda left it out, or had her find out from her doing some advanced snooping around the cave and after knowing who clark is say something along the lines "i cant believe he gets away with writing so much about himself"
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>>97344983
its his partial asian genetics
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>>97354771
It's actually been relatively consistent, just not drawn as concretely as Selina's look.

I mean, she's pretty much had the exact same bob cut and slender physique for the past two decades, though the exact shade of her hair and curves of her body may change slightly.
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>>97338378
Most retarded normalfag comment I have read in a long time
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>>97350057
No one here would know anon, why do you think we are here?
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>>97343833
and we all know he was lying to himself, supes is his bff its just sometimes batman doesnt think himself up to being the best friend of a beacon of hope.

same for superman, he deeply respects and admires batmans determination and ability but is not entirely certain where he stands with someone so driven
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>>97346641
i wanna see that issue now
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>>97345692
here ya go, Batman/Superman 14 i think
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>>97341443

He left you to die with a jar of piss tea, Marcie. Don't be that woman.
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>>97342928
"Official heights" have only been 'official' since the mid to late 60's.
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>>97355230
Your point? Anyone here still stuck in the 50s or something?
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>>97337311
they are the same guys, the same man and the same woman.
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>>97355266

You bat fags aren't happy being the cancer of comicdom, you have to think there are actual 'facts' to back up your plot armour bullshit to feel good about yourselves.
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>>97337379
>He is so rich, he could afford to have all the urinals in waynetech replaced with prostitutes kneeling down with their mouth open 24/7.
I could only imagine the face of the HR manager of Waynetech when Bruce tries to explain his new urinal policy.
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>>97338529
alfred looks at bruce like
>this dramatic faggot
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>>97337311
Difficult choice but i'll still take right.
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>>97339432

>my husband's son
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>>97337311
>Superman gets topped by this beauty on a regular basis

Why even live?
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>>97351521
>no match
sure
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>>97356121
At least you can fuck Selina if you have enough money.
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>>97342352
King's really good at that sort of visual storytelling. It's mostly his dialogue and plotting that sucks.
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>>97345717
Tumblr love/hate is always determined by whether a character is cool/fun/ship worthy. The actual ideologies are always tacked on after the judgement is already made.
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>>97356316
>At least you can fuck Selina if you have enough money.
nigga she was a dominatrix, you''d be lucky if she let you touch her even if you were paying
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>>97356121
>tfw clark can never cum inside her at risk of imbedding a superpowered cumshot through her insides
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>>97342667
Eating in a restaurant mocking Superman's dead planet.
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>>97356121
JUST
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>>97356509
Jon wasn't made in an oven.
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>>97356550
>artificial insemination

the speed of ejaculation is something Clark has no say in controlling
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>>97350656
>>97350694
People with terrible taste should not have opinions.
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>>97350922
>>97351061
Sure is Marvel around here.
What's next? Kill all the characters and replace them with black girls?
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I'll take curtain number 3.
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>>97356463
Shut up, she gives blowjobs for 10 bucks.
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>>97337324
he's rich
they're called escorts
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>>97356583
Good because nobody asked for yours.
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>>97356574
Right because it's not like he's an alien with super powers or anything...
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>>97337311
The wholesome family-oriented woman. So, unironically CatWoman
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>>97356550
jon was conceived while superman was depowered
the more you know
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>>97357039
That got retconned when they merged everything.
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I love the fact that Clark absolutely looks like he shouldn't be there. He's dressed like he's going to get his school picture taken.
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>>97357210
So they fucked under a red sun lamp.
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>>97337311
>that ultra-slutty club dress
Wtf happened to the Cooke school of Selina design?
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>>97356512
Jason loves Jokerized Batfries despite the fact the Joker beat him to death.

Gotta have a good chuckle at the bad times.
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>>97357270
More like he impregnated her from across the room.

>>97357279
People who don't have a hard-on for Audrey Hepburn got a hold of her.
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>>97357279
Judging by what Lois is wearing, I'm assuming Selina is going a bit overboard to feel prettier. Women can be extremely competitive over trivial things.
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>>97337311
How did Bruce and Clark get so fat?
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>>97351717
Thomas fidnt even mention get married. He judt told him to be a father to Damian. How king twisted his own words to mean marty selina cuz im an unhappy fuck. I will never understand.
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>>97357515
He literally tells him to "find happiness" you retard.
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>>97357556
Batcat is shit.
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>>97356121
Look at those Khazar Milkers, lads.
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>>97357660
Lois Lane? More like Lois Lame HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA
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>>97337601

Remind me to Injustice 2 Catwoman's ending. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQAuR1TakUc
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>>97337601
It's better than 99% relationship in comics. Still i agree that the bat/cat teasing could have been more exploited.
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Hey, my Lois/Selina post is still up and might hit cap. You're terminally infested with /tv/ crossposters and company war fags but sometimes you're alright /co/.
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>>97358849
You gave us a skubfight with tits. Compared to the shit other OPs are serving up, you're a master chef.
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Left. Clark has to be into some wild shit in the bedroom.
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>>97345370
Scan of the Christmas outfit, anon?
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>>97337311
Selina literally looks like a coked up trophy wife, and she's drawn ugly to boot. Definitely Lois, it's not even a question.
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>>97350594

Why is Lois always so stylish? Artists seem to love drawing her.
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>>97356509
Clark and Lois are mentioned as having a perfectly healthy sex life.
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>>97359132
Missionary, cuddling, holding hands, and occasional floating midair sex with him bottoming and Lois cowgirling on top.
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>>97338307
>Doesn't even ask about Poison Ivys powers, just how she dresses.
>His only fear is thirsty girls trying to make him cheat on Lois.
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>>97342185
Not difficult at all.
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The Virgin Batjohn vs The Chad Family Man
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>>97355289
official heights are considered plot armor now? Batman is 6'2, Superman is 6'3. Not really seeing why you care so much that people are callings others on their bullshit. Batman's not a manlet and unless Grayson jumps back into the cowl Batman ain't going to be a manlet.
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>>97356509
Let me just remind you that’s from one autistic fanfic.
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>>97357837
Go away, selina. You will never be hot like lois.
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>>97360874
It was an essay by Larry Niven.
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>>97342154
>since their creation
Cut the bullshit. Their heights have always changed with the decades and with every artist
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>>97342154
Right, like here this absolute giant is clearly supposed to be 6'3" and 225 lbs.

Hell even in the Christopher Reeve movie he tells Lois he's 6'4", the height can change.
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>>97349159
Steve literally doesn't have a character.
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>>97362478
Perfect fit for WW then
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>>97349159
>>97362478
See, this is what bothered me about Wonder Woman; her love interests suck. Steve? Boring as shit, and the first dick she ran off with. In fact, I'd argue that Diana doesn't even need a love interest. She loves nearly everyone
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>>97361574
Were not contradicting each other, Anon.
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>>97356121
Both Lois and Clark are lucky to have each other.
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>>97357279
Yeah Cooke made a classy Selina

>>97357345
That's not even how Hepburn lools like, besides that's Adam Hughes.
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>>97362478
>>97362926
Then fucking give him character, Chris Pine gave him a perfectly good personality.

It's better than pairing her up with Superman or Batman, build Diana her own supporting cast.
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>>97338104
That's a man isn't it?
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>>97359725
>and occasional floating midair sex with him bottoming and Lois cowgirling on top.
Ah, yes, the Dr. Strangelove.
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>>97337383
Extra Thicc




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