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Superman is fucked
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>>98036056
NO FUCKING WAY
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>Actions Comics #1000
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BIG IF TRUE
superman was never good
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>>98036056
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Fucking IRL Lex going to meta-fuck Superman.
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>>98036056
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>98036056
I'M MAD
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>>98036056
Well I mean the issue is gonna be like a trade long. I imagine he'll be doing a 5 page short or something.
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Well fuck me for wanting to celebrate Clark's big issue
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>>98036056
If true, I'm going to buy it and hang it right next to my framed issue of America
you know the one
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>>98036056
Doesnt DC know how horrible he is and how much hes hated? Why are the promoting him so high up and giving him fucking action comics of all things?
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>>98036056
His head makes the DC logo look like a swastika
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My body is ready

>98036173
shoo shoo console war fag
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>>98036183
Nepotism mostly, no one actually deserves their positions in regards to writing most of the time.
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Can anyone stop him?
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>>98036056
Welp, there goes Superman.
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>>98036184
I actually thought it was for a split second
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>>98036056
Cant wait for Superman to get replaced by a black girl with the same powers.
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>>98036056
Hahahahahah amazing

I love meme magic
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But what if it ends up being good? Will /co/ ever recover?
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>>98036056
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>98036183
>Doesnt DC know how horrible he is and how much hes hated?

Nigga, outside of /co/ people like him. Also as far as I kno indenpendent of quality, he usualy sells really well, sometimes just with his name.
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>>98036056
>Longtime Marvel Comics writer Brian Michael Bendis's first published work under his long-term DC-exclusive contract will be a backup story in Action Comics #1000, featuring art by DC co-publisher Jim Lee, ComicBook.com has learned.

>The issue, which represents the first time a major American superhero comic has reached the 1,000-issue milestone, will be an over-sized extravaganza with a main feature by writer Dan Jurgens, who took over Action Comics with #957 at the start of the Rebirth initiative in 2016; and another by Peter J. Tomasi and Patrick Gleason, who took over Superman at that same time. The rest of the book is a star-studded tribute to eighty years of Superman storytelling.

>Besides Action Comics #1000, DC will release a hardcover collection, Action Comics #1000: 80 Years of Superman, which will retail at $29.99 and feature over 300 pages, with a blend of new and reprinted content.
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>>98036245
Heres how its going to work.
Bendis gets coached or has a set story laid out for him, its pretty much just pandering to superman fans.
Once thats complete he gets creative control and we go right back to his usual shit of sidelining the main character and obnoxious focus on side characters and his OC bullshit.
Superman will be a black woman by this time next year.
All this fun family dynamic with Louis and John? Say goodbye to that.
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COME HOME ANON
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>>98036282
>a backup story

THANK YOU JESUS
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>>98036275
>outside of /co/ people like him.
>Also as far as I kno indenpendent of quality, he usualy sells really well, sometimes just with his name.
How? His characters, writing, and especially dialogue are fucking deplorable, are normies that fucking stupid?
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>>98036056
Sounds ok. Nothing to get worked up about.
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Can anyone explain what so horrible about him?
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>>98036318
Is this an edit?
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>>98036297
Only when Slott is taken out back and shot.
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>>98036318
Anon is retarded, Bendis is pretty unpopular but it doesn't matter because he has friends in the industry. The fact that article in the OP exists at all should be a clear sign hes infamous because it sure isn't presented as a celebratory event.
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>>98036158
Considering we already have reports that he's going to be taking over Superman afterwards, he'll likely get a full-sized story to set-up his run with. But yes, the issue is huge and has a shitton of writers doing stories for it. I suspect that Jurgens and Bendis will have the longest stories though since this issue will basically be the end of Jurgens' run and the beginning of Bendis'.
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>>98036056
Siegel and Shuster have just created a vortex simply by rolling in their graves
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>>98036318
>normies
>buying comics

Those are casuals anon, not normies
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>>98036334
But he's going to leave ASM after 800,so there's no need for that unless he ends his run by doing something incredibly damaging to Peter.
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>>98036329
Spammy back and forth dialog that goes nowhere.
Repeated panels with no changes.
Sidelines main characters for side characters or huge groups of characters.
Entire issues will be characters sitting in a room talking.
Fetish for inserting his own original idea characters into stories.
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>>98036329
1. He is incapable of giving characters unique voices. Everyone sounds like a sassy teenager.
2. Proud and flagrant disregard for continuity, legacy and anything other than what he feels like writing in that specific issue.
3. Is pretty much solely responsible for the destruction of the X-Men.
4. Relies on GAME-CHANGING SHOCKING REVEALS instead of character development, stories or fun.
and these >>98036388
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>>98036334
Why is that necessary? His final arc on ASM starts in March. We don't know what book he'll be on after ASM ends, but he's not an inherently bad writer. He's just been on ASM for like 4 years too many and has long since ran out of stories to tell.
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Superman is about to be BLACKED
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Bendis?
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>>98036334
And Brevoort.
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>>98036056
GGs

No re.
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>>98036290
No, because DC has editors willing to reign him in. They're not handing Bendis the keys to the entire kingdom
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>>98036434
That entire page makes me want to kill myself while reading it.
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>>98036467
>implying editors will have control over Johns' buttbuddy
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>>98036467
Nepotism got him this job, nepotism will allow him to do what he wants.
Man shit on the entire X-men and Spiderman franchises, why would he stop there?
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It's over
DC is finished
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>>98036056
No wonder he dropped everything and went exclusive. 1000 is a big deal.
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>>98036495
Tanking sales might. Worst case scenario is either a black Supergirl or Steel takes over. He was actually pro Spidey marriage so Superfamily might be safe
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>>98036056
Bendis? The comic writer?
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>All these people thinking he's going to write the whole thing
Are you stupid or something?
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>>98036410
Well he did do secret invasion
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>>98036555
They just want meme.
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>>98036572
*to
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>>98036555
No, it's just troubling that the first thing he's writing for DC is Superman. If it was a Question oneshot or something appropriate to his style, I'd be thrilled, but Superman is the absolute last DC property Bendis should be allowed to touch.
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>>98036245
It IS going to be good. Bendis is a master of solo character stories.
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>>98036602
I'm unironically hype for Bendis' Superman. At the very least, it'll be more entertaining than Jurgens'.
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>>98036550
>Worst case scenario is either a black Supergirl or Steel takes over.

Steel taking over is not as much of a problem since when he was created he was one of the four Supermen that "replaced" Superman during Reign. My concern is that Bendis would go for cheap and easy characterizations.
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>>98036184
Yep, noticed the same thing
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>>98036642
Keep telling yourself that, rules dont apply to Bendis because hes an industry old boy.
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I was born in a world of hurt
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>>98036056

Superman comics is the elephant's graveyard of comicbook writers. They all seem to think its the highlight of their career when its really the ending.
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>>98036680
You might have a point there. Once you have enough clout to land the book, your best work is a decade behind you.
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>>98036140
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>>98036332
>>98036332
Nope. That is the actual page when Beast bought O5 to present.
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>>98036642
>companywarfag

Why you are so cucked? Why cant you just join us and laught, instead of taking it personaly and try to defend a company? Where is the neutral stance of just enjoying things burn?
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>>98036056
Good.


Superfags on suicide watch
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>>98036352
>the fact that they're saying what book he might make his debut on means they hate him
What the fuck did he mean by this?
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I-it'll be f-fine right bros?
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>>98036716
>Where is the neutral stance of just enjoying things burn?
Because Marvelfag, we dont like watching our favorite characters get raped up the ass and turned into godawful caricatures of what they once were and the things they once embodied. Sorry to break it to you, you massive cumguzzling cuckold.
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>>98036877
>Being this worked up over a character written by countless people on the shitty Big 2
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>>98036495
But Ultimate Spider-man was good until Miles .
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>>98036891
>Being this fucking assblasted that people don't like seeing beloved comic heroes and symbols of hope reduced to nothing more twisted bastardizations of everything they once stood for
Kindly neck yourself, you putrid waste of flesh.
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>>98036819
Bendis' Superman will unironically be the best run in years.
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>>98036183
He has a lot of fans
His name sells.
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>>98036318
It's naturalistic. Some people really dig that.
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>>98036056
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>>98036762
Nah
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>>98036629
Jurgens is on Action.

It's Tomasi who is on Superman.
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>>98036363
Nah, the tribe sticks together. They would be happy Bendis is one of their own.
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>>98036056
He did it, that bastard finally did it....Lex Luthor finally found something to kill the man of steel....
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>>98036282
>backup story
Fine. At least it won’t COMPLETELY tarnish this collection.
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>>98036680
Johns did pretty well for himself after leaving Action Comics.

Same for Simone and Rucka.
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>>98036282
>backup
Thank christ. And here's to hoping editorial's good enough to bring out the competence in Benis.
>>98036819
Popular opinion is that either Bendis will bring his A game or editorial will keep him in check. Fingers crossed for USM tier writing at least.
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>>98036398
>he's not an inherently bad writer.
He’s just an incredibly shitty human being and should not be allowed on social media anymore.
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>>98036275
Defenders is at cancellation level and has either been cancelled or will be.

And this is with the netflix show providing synergy.

Bendis has lost his sales mojo.
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>>98036056
I'm glad I don't care about Superman. Sorry for marriage fans though, expect Lois to be a turbo cunt.
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>>98036056
>all those anons thinking that Bendis won't have much power in DC cause he's new and editorial is better
>Bendis gets what he wants right from the get-go
>part of historic moment despite not having any history
>it will only get worse
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>>98036329
He is josh whedon if josh whedon hated what he was writing and wished to spread that hate to the characters and readers.
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>>98036056
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>>98037246
>expect Lois to be a turbo cunt.
Honestly that wouldn’t be out of character for her. She’s been pretty cunty throughout her publishing history. But you wouldn’t know that since you’re not a Superman fan and you just want to shitpost.
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>>98036245
We got over dogfucker becoming a good writer.
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I hope he makes Jon gay.
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>>98036056
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>>98037314
I'm saying I feel bad for you guys having to deal with Bendis. Nobody should have that inflicted on them. I'm bracing for him being the guy to reintroduce and write the Legion if it means anything.
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>Bendis DC Debut
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>>98036056
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>>98036462
Goddamn, that scene is so good. I still don't understand why people hate the death of zod bit, Cavil sells it so well.
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>>98036245
He's only good with street level and he seems to actively despise previous characterization. Openly. Superman is fucked and Lois is adopting a black daughter or something.
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>>98037365
He can't make someone already gay, gay.
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>>98037453
Because Superman killing someone in his first movie is a terrible idea. The scene is fine.
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>>98036329
Actively shits on previous characterization. Long slow as arcs that turn out to be nothing.
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BENDIS
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>>98037525
POORLY CODED NINTENDO 64 EMULATOR
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>>98037175
>bendis has been lex pulling the long con this whole time
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>>98036056
I'm a Superman fan, but I'm actually glad this is happening.
People could have stopped him years ago, but they tolerated, hell some even defended him. Let what come may now.
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>>98037365
>Implying that Jon isn't already gay as all hell
If anything, he'd try to turn Jon into a black, queer, trans-lesbian abortion and try to tear apart the Superfamily that way. I honestly wouldn't put it past him.
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>>98037012
Its fucking Superman, not something worth a shit, like Sandman or Lucifer.
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>>98037077
Naturalistic?
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inb4 Lois cheats on Clark to create lame pointless melodrama
inb4 Superman 'dies' again and is replaced with a black teenager who has all of his powers for no well-defined reason but no personality
inb4 everyone acting out of fucking character because MENTAL BREAKDOWNS!!!!!111
inb4 Jimmy is killed off for real by terrorists because Zack the Hack did it
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>>98037567
>Superman
>"Not Worth Anything"
Bendis, please go and stay go, you bile-spewing faggot.
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>>98037567
look Bendis

you need to kill yourself.
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>>98037567
>no argument
I-It’s S-SUPERMAN HURRRRRRRR
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>>98037567
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>>98036056

My favorite superhero written by my least favorite writer.

Welp, time to kill myself....
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>>98037077
>It's naturalistic. Some people really dig that.

NOBODY FUCKING TALKS LIKE THAT IN REAL LIFE! Anyone who kept constantly repeating everything over and over in real life would get punched in the mouth. There's nothing natural about Bendisspeak, it's a complete fabrication.
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>>98037567

>Superman
>not worth anything

You’re one of three things, a troll, a Marvelfag or a Batgod wanker. In all cases, suicide is the only answer.
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>>98037622
it could be worse

the art could be by Land.
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>>98037566
This is Bendis, not Gabby Rodriguez.

CAP MY FUCKING POST

Bendis won't do SHIT.
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B-Bendis?
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>>98036056
Oh praise the Almighty for this joyous news!
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guys...

what if nobody bought it?

Just buy Superman instead
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>>98036183
Controversy sells.

Bendis shitting up Marvel became stale, but Bendis shitting up DC has greenies potential.
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>>98037714
speaking as a DCfag

DCfags aren't gonna put up with that shit. We already went through Nu52.
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>>98037654
>Bendis won't do SHIT.
Well of course he won't. If he did, Morrison (and pretty much EVERYONE else who cares about Superman) would probably have the bastard shot, kicked in the dick, hung and then finally set on fire. Honestly can't say that he wouldn't deserve any of it either. Also;

>Tfw you realize that Bendis is the latest plot by the Gentry to destroy the last bastion of hope in this twisted world
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>>98037077
No, it's affected.
No one talks like that naturally, people who chiefly read or hear dialogue made for scripts likely come across Bendis' odd formulation and due to being less straight forward and information loaded than they're used to assume as you do, but if you ever actually speak to someone they don't go into quirky inarticulate blabbering every few sentences.
No, not unless they're in fact trying to put on whimsy for you or an invisible audience, which goes back to the remark about affected character.

That's all his "dialogue" is, it's relatively unconventional but it's still convention. If someone wrote "natural" dialogue it would be dry as fuck.
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>>98037732
Hope your right. I still hold a grudge against Bendis for ruining Guardians.

>inb4 muh mcu
Bendis started his Guardians run before Gunn was even appointed as the movie's director.
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>>98037696
it's #1000
They're putting him there, because people will buy it for collective reasons, regardless of content
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>>98036183
Despite what many on /co/ will tell you, many people still like Bendis and there are even more people who still remember his amazing early runs.
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>>98037782
I mean when he gets his own book

just don't buy it

make him cry.
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>>98037782
He is going to stay on Action Comics for along while
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>>98037482
It's not really out of character for Clark adopting another child into his family. After all, Ma and Pa Kent took him
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>>98037795
>don't buy it
you're on /co/, most people have that covered already
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Get ready for a new, black Supergirl, Rac-El
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its dead, jim
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>>98037888
>/v/ thinks /co/ are degenerates like them
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Based.
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>>98036245
>implying /co/ hivemind would ever admit it was wrong and stop being contrarian
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>>98038052
If co bought comics then deathstroke and chink supes wouldn’t sell near cancellation
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>>98036056
Make your bets, what anti-something bullet will he write first?
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>>98038209
>anti-something bullet
Huh?
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>>98036056
DELET
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>>98038282
Read Civil War 2. Or don't, and keep your innocence.
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>>98038309
What anti-something bullet did Civil War II have?
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>>98036901
*Until the Carnage arc. It still had high points afterwards but it stopped being consistently good
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>>98038326
Arrow, not bullet. My bad. Also, Hulk.
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>>98037633
Metal Gear?
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>>98038209
You mean Kryptonite? The thing that's existed since for over 70 years?
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>>98038372
No, that's too obvious. I'm talking about a bullshit anti-something bullet, arrow or similar as a cheap way to write a method to kill someone that can't normally be killed, like he did with Hulk.

DC has plenty of those outside of Kryptonians.
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>>98036056
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Anyone else think Steel will cuck Clark within 6 issues of Bendis' run?
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>>98038364
don't forget the anti-thanos missles that only managed to put she-hulk in a coma.
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>>98038444
No, he's going to cuck you instead
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>>98037442
He said Bendis, not Slott.
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>>98036056
So, is Bendis going to turn Luthor into his "Kingpin" archetype?
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What name was first between Brian Michael Bends and Henry Bendix. They're both bald.
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>>98038535
oh your right
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>>98037365
Are you kidding? He'll be a god to all the shotafags that infest this place.
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>>98036183
If DC cared about quality, they'd have fired 90% of their writers long back.
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>>98036184
I'm glad I wasn't the only one who noticed this.
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Superman was always shit. He's just continuing the legacy left behind by JMS, Lobdell, Daniels, Johns, Tomasi and Jurgens. Even Busiek and Yang couldn't save the title. Nothing of value is being lost.
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>>98036467
>No, because DC has editors willing to reign him in.

>DC
>editors reigning "star writers" in

Remember what happened when a bateditor wanted to have a good artist on important issue and King wanted Finch?
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What's with all the recent Bendis hate? Bendis has always been a star writer who sells a lot. Is it just butthurt Mouseketeers who are assmad at DC and Johns for stealing one of the best writers of the medium?
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>>98038889
>>98038843
>t. Marvelfags//co/ntrarian shitposters/Pledditors/CBR/BIDF
You have to go back.
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>>98038957
Marvelfags have hated Bendis for years anon.
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@98038957
Not even worth a (You)
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>>98036056
Well, i suppose the Kent family was good while it lasted
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>>98038967
>You hate Rebirth
>Go back to the place where they treat Rebirth as the second coming
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>>98036056

Ruins your company
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>>98036056
I think I would be able to shrug Bendis off.

I was wrong. Fuck this gay earth.
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>>98036056
Leave my happy family alone Bendis.
Im 89% sure DC loves the Kents too much to break them up not when Jon is so present across the board but i can see an alternate universe shick factor coming.
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>>98038889
>using "was always shit" meme

That's how you know a post is fake
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>>98038548
That would just be Byrne Luthor
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BAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA!!!!!
Superfags BTFO...
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>>98039037
>Implying CBR/Reddit care about Rebirth at all, and don't just "praise it" simply because they wish to push certain things until they can turn every single character into a soulless husk of what they used to be
There are people on those sites who unironically "pise" Nu52, Anon. The only reason those fuckers 'care' about Rebirth is because they think it will give them the opopportunity to turn DC into another Gentrified shit-heap like Marvel.

>>98039152
>Superfags BTFO...
Not really, No. Pretty damn sure that Morrison will personally castrate Bendis if he tries any funny business with the Superfamily.
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>>98038957
>bendis hate
>recent

c'mon man
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lol who is going to become gay now?
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>>98039239
Jimmy Olsen?
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>>98039203
>Bendis writing
>next to him from the right is Priest, pointing a gun on his face and holding a bible in the other hand
>on the left is Grant, in his sorcerer robes, flames ready on his palms
Yeah, I can see it
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>>98039325
Nah he’s becoming J’Quan Olsen
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>>98039203
Why would Morrison give a shit? Rebirth has already retconned out the new Superman origin he wrote.
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>>98037077
You are delusional.
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>>98038833
Are we going to see Jon shirtless or what? Asking for a friend.
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>>98039494
Because Morrison genuinely CARES about Superman? I mean hell, the man has gone out of his way to state several times that he sees Superman as being a true symbol of Hope and Joy not just in-universe, but for the real world too. The man basically idolizes Supes and sees him as the ideal of good that people should honor and strive to emulate. Letting Bendis The Cuck get his greasy paws on him would ruin Superman and everything he embodies, and that would probably be one of the few things that would almost definitely piss Morrison off.
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>>98039494
>Rebirth has already retconned out the new Superman origin he wrote.
Partially. Rebirth Clark still wore the New52 armor for some time. He may have had similar adventures. We don’t really know for sure, but the suit was still confirmed.

Also both Ma and Pa Kent are dead, having died in a car crash when Clark was still in high school.
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>>98036245
I’d be interested reading him on a Daily Planet focused Action Comics.

Worst case scenario is him on Superboy or Titans.
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>>98039494
>Why would Morrison give a shit?

Oh (you)...
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>>98039630
After how DC treated his work he shouldn't give a shit about this fucking company at all.
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>>98039630
Morrison literally left DC and Didio had to bring him back. Morrison isnt happy with modern DC and with WB controlling it
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>>98036901
It was ok. It just felt better than it was since there was no previous characterization to fuck up.
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>>98036056
Whenever DC takes one step forward, it takes a thousand steps back.
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>>98039814
This. If anything Morrison is probably sending Bendis an email with instructions on how to dodge DC editorial
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>>98039203
>Implying they will not downvote you to hell for not saying that Rebirth is the golden age of comics.
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>>98039239
Jon?
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>Morrison is becoming Bendis
>Bendis is becoming Morrison

What happens when the two meet will they fuse?
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>>98039606
He also goes out of his way to state that he thinks all these things come in cycles, and that he's found enjoyable things in the most awful of stories.

>>98039630
What's your point? Yes, All Star's his out of continuity love letter to the Silver Age. It's not going to go out of print if Bendis starts writing Superman.

So what's Morrison's loyalty to Rebirth Superman? He's based on Post Crisis Superman, who he doesn't really have much attachment to.
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>>98036360

wait, hes taking over for jurgens? so action comics not Superman? Tomasi and Gleason are still good? GOD BE PRAISED
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no.
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>>98039630
Newsflash, anon.
Morrison hates modern capeshit and editorially mandated shit like Rebirth.
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>>98040046
>Tomasi
>still good
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>>98038052

thats cuz yall are pirating faggots who whine about shit they never put any money down for.
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I just sent an e-mail to DC Comics complaining about Bendis writing AC #1000, we can do this /co/.

Send e-mails, send tweets, let them hear how angry we are about this.
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>>98040201
I'll send one saying how happy I am.
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>>98040101

shitpost all you want I'm just glad nothing fucked is happening to a book on my pulls, like comics, that I actually buy.

I'm such a faggot, right?
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Why is Bendis so respected in the industry? Almost every fandom hates him.
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>>98040201
I send one, urging caution and strict supervision when they hired him. Be polite.
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>>98040240

I told'em how he has no respect for continuity whatsoever and shouldn't be trusted with a place in Superman's legacy.
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>>98040258

Right now I'm even sending a message to Dan Didio on Facebook, I hope he sees it

ZUCC book com /dan.didio
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Guys why don't we compile a dossier full of Bendis' mistakes and send them to Johns, Didio, Jim Lee en masse?
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>he gave up Marvel to write the 1000th issue of action comics
MADMAN
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>>98036329
I was wondering the same thing. Thanks and now that I know yikes!!!
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>>98040334
We want them to know just how vile Bendis is when he's left unchecked for even a fraction of a second. We don't want to drive them utterly insane, Anon. Besides, I doubt that anything is capable of housing the full list of Bendis' mistakes and horrendous fuck-ups. Where would we even start?
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Honestly, whatever. It’s not like Jurgens was doing anything remotely interesting with Action. If Bendis gets the book I’ll at least have a reason to hate read it.
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>>98040232
he is like that bald headed dude in porn
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>>98040529
Don't compare Bendis to based Christian
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>>98040537
fuck outta here
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>>98040334
You think they give a shit? They only care about money. Especially that piece of shit Johns.
If you want them to fire Bendis boycott DC and write a letter to them and let them know why you boycotted them.
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How do they not get that people fucking hate him

how
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>>98040478
>Anon would prefer a steaming pile of feces and rotting intestines too a bland, mostly unappealing, but still somewhat readable piece of work
Hmmmmm, what die he mean by this I wonder?
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>>98040621
If it’s entirely par vs. Hilariously bad i’m chosing the latter. I’d rather laugh at someone’s expense than fall the fuck asleep.
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>>98040621
>doesn't know what hate watching/reading is
that's enough internet for today, grandma
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>>98040660
You DO realize that even the comics you like would eventually be completely tainted sooner or later, correct? Just going to point that it there.
>Pic mildly related
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>>98040784
Not that anon but what are you trying to point at here? Are you that asshurt? Do you admit that your fujobait series is shit now? awwwww how cute.
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>>98038957
>recent
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>>98036056

Superman going to be replaced by new and better black female Superwoman.
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>>98040836
>Can't argue, so resorts to Reddit-tier "AWWWHOWCUTE" posting
How utterly pathetic, my cumsuckling buddy.
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>>98040784
Listen anon, I’m not buying Action comics unless I’ve read enough of it to know it’s good enough to justify the purchase. Low-rent sub-par charactershit comics are absolutely dominant in the current market and, frankly, buying anything less than high quality reinforces this trend. Bendis has cranked out some garbage ass comics in the past few years and I don’t see myself purchasing a comic or his unless he proves to me that he’s not writing that way anymore (i’m not holding my breath). Regardless, he isn’t a disease or a parasite that is going to spread to the comics that I’m reading if my eyes touch shitty redunant speech bubbles. It’s possible that Bendis even takes over books I actively care about in which case i’ll just STOP FUCKING BUYING THEM. I’ve got plenty of comics to read anon. I don’t really give a fuck if I lose one or two.
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Dr Manhatan win again.
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>>98041052
Hmm, you seem stressed Anon. I recommend you take some sleeping pills and drink lots of water. Don't get so riled up when people talk about how shit writers had their shit-writing tends ot spread like cancer, next time.
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>>98040999
>being this mad
Woah so it is true. you are so mad your precious funny book is ruined. cry harder fag
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>>98037331
Who?
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>>98041080
Quality shitpost
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>>98041083
>t.Marvelfag/Bendis
(You) make it too easy friend. Try harder.
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>>98041196
Stop giving him (you)s, you retard.
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>>98037599
>inb4 Jimmy is killed off for real by terrorists because Zack the Hack did it
This one is not so bad, Fuck Jimmy Olsen!
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>>98041232
It's Fun for me though. Especially when I nake them start repeating themselves and make them spam the same tired insults. But I'll stop now. He/She/It just isn't amusing anymore. Especially because I'm fairly certain I've seen this poster in nearly every thread talking about Benis.
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>>98036329
He used to be the Geoff Johns of Marvel.
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>>98036245
He's going to be shilled hard by rebirthfags and they'll and claim Rebirth magic. They'll even like shit with a logo of DC on it.
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>>98036056
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>>98036056
THIS IS ALAN MOORE'S REVENGE FOR DOOMSDAY CLOCK.
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>YFW you aren't a nerd that reads comic.
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Let's be honest, while I love the superfamily thing going on right now, DC hasn't known what to do with superman since the original Crisis on Infinite Earths. He needs someone with balls to trailblaze an exciting new direction with his books. Maybe the person to succeed with that is Bendis, maybe it isn't-- but it's a hell of a lot more interesting than jurgens. Superman is the original, the BEST superhero of all time and he needs something big to happen to reclaim that throne in the eyes of the public.
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>>98042406
They know what to do with him. His supporting casts like supergirl? Not a clue.
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>>98036056
I’m so sorry DCfags.
I should be happy about this. I should be laughing about how the tables have turned and how you’ll understand what it’s like after all that shitposting thrown our way. But I’m not.
No one deserves what you’re getting. No one deserves to get Bendised. Especially not like this.

F
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>>98036184
Yeah what the fuck. No one noticed that?
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>>98036410
>not adding Skrull to your dictionary so it stops being flagged as spelled wrong
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>>98036434
Bendis the writer?
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>>98036334
Slott wrote a better Arkham Asylum than Morrison
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>>98037191
>Johns doing well
not once
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>>98036222
Checked
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>>98043309
I think the issue was it was the other way around.

He types skull, it autocorrects to skrull.
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>>98036183
I'm guessing he's blackmailing former Marvel co-workers at DC.
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>>98036056
I've been a fucking fool. Every cent I ever gave DC was a cent wasted.
Never buying any big 2 titles ever again, just gonna pirate anything I want to read.
Fuck DC, Fuck Marvel, and Fuck you too.
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>>98044072
Nice blog post
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>>98043252
>They know what to do with him
If they did, he wouldn't have been rebooted five times and would've had at least one noteworthy long run.
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>>98044126
>gets triggered by a post
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>>98036056
Why hasn't anybody killed him yet?
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>>98036056
What? No, no they've got so many others, quality writers, classic writers. Mike Grell. Warren Ellis. Even Dan Abnett. But Bendis? He's a hack, he's filler. He's just not very good. No. Bendis is Lobo-fodder. He can hold the line, but he's not the sort of all-star, all bang, all wonderful that you use for an issue 1,000 of the main comic book character of all comic books- Superman.
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>>98041115
Sam "Dogfucker" Humphries.
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>>98037599
Don't forget
>Black Lightning shows up to make a joke. The joke is "Mon-El is lame".
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>>98037599
Jimmy deserves to die a horrible death and never come back.
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>>98036056

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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>>98046787
>dogfucker
explain
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>>98036056
I hope he gets sick again and dies.
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>>98037748
But you're doing it right now.
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>>98036329
>Can anyone explain what so horrible about him?
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>>98046836
>>dogfucker
>explain
http://comicsalliance.com/our-love-is-real-preview/
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>>98037633
>>98037748
Not to mention that everyone sounds the same, everyone uses the same tryhard speech patterns, the same jokes. You wouldn't know which comic you're reading if not for the costumes.
I get it it's a flavor that appeals to some, but it's no effort and frankly poor writing.
There's a reason why others don't pull that.
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Bendis won't be allowed to change Superman for a new Black character nor break up his marriage with Lois, however he will be allowed to create a young black girl love interest for Jon that's a self insert of his own daughter.
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>>98036056
Bendis- wot if Luthor but Bendix
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>>98036056
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>>98048181
>i’m literally intrigued
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>>98036056
DC is crazy and stupid... You can put "him" in AC 1000.. In that issue we need experts in Superman...
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>>98037077
>>98037633
Some people tend to repeat a word back at someone when they speak. I myself have seen and been part of such conversations. But the emphasis here is "some".

The thing is that Bendis does that to almost every character and have it happen all the time at which point it gets unrealistic and annoying as fuck.
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>>98048470
>In that issue we need experts in Superman..

That issue will have 3 pages of words by Geoff johns, a story by geoff johns and 3 more stories by johns friends.
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>>98037540
To be fair this is totally in line with the kind of shit lex luthor has done
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So he'll write one of the many side stories which will be part of #1000 and then he'll fuck off to Teen Titans. No problem.
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>>98036056
Wow

All this so he gets a story on a possible non-canon issue.
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>>98036056

And Superman was doing so well.
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>>98036184
That's what got me to click into this thread
>Swaztika
>Black and White image
>Skinhead-looking dude
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>98036275

r/comicbooks mostly doesn't like him either. Not sure about Tumblr, though. I'm sure they support him, considering.
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>>98036396

>3

No, Jason Aaron had a heavy hand.
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>>98036056
So I imagine a lot of the same old will happen now?

>Every single Superman villain that is not Lex and Zod will be constantly downplayed and labeled as third-rate, called losers in the book by everyone, mocked in continuity, and easily defeated within the first few pages any time they appear
>A black kid will be there somewhere, either Lois adopts one, Clark gains a sidekick, or a new Jimmy Olson type to rescue each week,
>Whole Book will be a Kevin Smith inspired talky convo fest with most paged filled to the top with word bubbles of random casual conversation that does not add to the story at all
>Complete and total ignoring of all past continuity and major events.
>Within 3 issues a new OC will be invented and slowly take over the spotlight from all other major Action Comics characters
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>>98048192
Thanks
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>>98036056
Welp, fuck DC again.
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>>98052035
DC doesn’t have standards anymore. I lost my respect for this fucking company. You would think with them making fun of Marvel in their newest new heroes line, they would know what mistakes not to make like them.
What a bunch of morons.
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>>98036056
And just like that, all the efforts they made to recover the fanbase New52 alienated with Rebirth are undone with a single headline.
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>>98038906
Not to mention, remember in Nu52 where most writer and artists had no fucking clue about the status quo because of certain "star writers"?
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>>98052081
>You would think with them making fun of Marvel in their newest new heroes line, they would know what mistakes not to make like them.
This, a whole lot.
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>>98052261
>ou would think with them making fun of Marvel in their newest new heroes line

You mean DC copying marvel something they NEVER felt the need to do before johns reign. Marvel has like 5 batmen and 7 supermen, outside one note jokes DC never felt like they needed to do it, now retarded shit like red lion and red tool are the basis for a extremely stupid new line that reminds us the "bloodlines" experiment. Since new52 DC has been trying to be marvel (heroes reborn comes to mind), now is even worst.
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>>98043413
The writer?
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>>98046835
>GOOLD?
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>>98036378
Comic spiderman is already fucked beyound repair unless they do a hard reboot on him.
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>>98037453
Good acting don't save bad writting
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>>98036183
Are you seriously retarded?
>Doesn't DC who just threw untold amounts of money at him know he's bad?!
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>>98049933
Tumblr's cautious for the most part, also nice dubs
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>>98052586
Basically Johns ruined everything as always. I say DCfags deserves this for wasting their time and money with these comics. I dropped the company long ago.
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>>98037212

>Netflix show providing synergy

Synergy is not magic pixie dust that's going to improve the sales of every book you sprinkle it on. Defenders wasn't that well-liked, critically well-received, or prominent enough for synergy to do anything for it.
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>>98037621
accept superman as your lord and savior
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>>98037077
no one talks like that. it sounds like hipster bullshit talk from scott pilgrim world. This is how people talk in life is strange. old men thing this is how teens wish they could talk because its cool
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>>98036056
Miss martian's step sister from a human mother, who can phase through object have a ponytail and small boobs. Bendis wont leave his love for kitty pride.
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>>98054075
Iron Fist was mediocre, Daredevil had horrible pacing, Luke Cage wrapped up nicely and that purple tsundere girl show was a slow burner, borderline stagnant. I did not even read the description og Defenders, just went on to Punisher.
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>>98037696

Just cut out his pages and send them back to the DC offices.
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>>98036245
Bendis starts are good, it's later on that you have to worry
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>>98036056
The real question is. Who will the first person to turn gay?
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>>98036056
Action Comics? That's actually fine. That's been pretty garbage lately. The Superman title itself has be pretty solid, on the whole. I was worried about that one.
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>>98036290
He's going to introduce a black lesbian girl, and then we're all going to see him have her interact with Natasha Irons, who is now a black lesbian and be like... why did you do this?
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>>98036318
Wow, Mightygodking is getting pretty lazy these days.
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>>98056274
Jimmy?
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>>98036290
God he's going to turn Jon gay and/or trans, aren't they?

It was too good to last, truly.
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>>98037490
>>98037566
Why are ya'll trying to make Jon gay? He had a love interest.
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>>98056274
Kal-El is killed and replaced by a black Kryptonian named Ben-Dis.
Ben-Dis looks like Luke Cage.
Los Lane now looks like either Jessica Jones or Kitty Pryde.
Lois Lane falls in love with Ben-Dis.
Ben-Dis is Jon's step-dad.
Krypto is now a Chocolate Labrador.
Kara-El is MIA and replaced by a black Kryptonian female named Ban-Dis.
Lex Luthor is gay and became gay after the lost of his dear Kal-El.
Things slower became better for Lex after he falls for Ben-Dis.
Lex created Blex-Dis, a clone of Lex and Ben-Dis as a tribute of his love for Ben-Dis.
Steel is replaced by a new female Steel called Steelheart.
Steelheart has no relations to Steel.
Steelheart is a black teenage girl that decided to become a superhero because she paid someone to oppress her and say that she can't.
Daily Planet is bought out and renamed Daily Black by Perry Black.
Perry White is fired and replaced by someone named Perry Black.
Steve Lombard is fired and replaced Tyrone Bombard, an ex-professional basketball player.
Jimmy Olsen quits after seeing all of his friends fired.
Jimmy Olsen is replaced by a black female rapper named Oppression that works as a photographer part-time.
Jimmy Olsen also decides to become a transgender named Jenny Olsen.
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>>98052172
You can say it, Perez got dicked hard cause Morrison wouldn't submit his scripts until five minutes before the cutoff time so editorial wouldn't try to edit them.
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>>98036056
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>98036378
He will anon.
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God this thread is retarded.
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>>98036282
A backup?
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>>98036434
Surprisingly, that comic was good.
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>>98036056
F
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>>98053632
yeah.
the writer.
bendis
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>>98056856
You forgot the amazing double sized Annual that will be entirely a conversation between Lex and a door guard at Lexcorp, reusing as many panels as humanly possible. They will chat about ordinary unimportant stuff for 38 pages.
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>>98036056
I HURT MYSELF TODAY
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>>98058114
yeah.
a back-up.
back-up story.
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>>98036056
>>98036069
>>98036089
>>98036094

NOOOOO...... Fuck, why DC, WHY?!
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Comic-less fag here. Why is Bendis bad? What has he done before?
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>>98050921
>>Every single Superman villain that is not Lex and Zod will be constantly downplayed and labeled as third-rate, called losers in the book by everyone, mocked in continuity, and easily defeated within the first few pages any time they appear

Shit, this will probably happen. Way too many superman villains get shit on for being seen as pathetic by normies. Bad enough Bendis shit on every single Marvel villain that was not Thanos and Doom. Bendis will very likely shit on Toyman, Brainiac, Metallo, Parasite, Mongul and probably a lot of New Gods. Anyone not Lex, Zod and Darkseid will probably be considered Z-list.
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>>98058309
He's kind of a mixed bag. When it comes to stuff like Daredevil,Jessica Jones, or Ultimate Spider-Man he's great. But when it comes to stuff like his X-Men run, Civil War II, or any other event book he's done he's bad.

A lot of his current Marvel stuff hasn't been great.
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>>98058339
Where exactly has it been said he's doing anything other then just a back-up story?
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how did it come to this?
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>Superman gets in 20 page convo during a "battle"

>ends in "JUST HIT HIM ALREADY!"
>One Punch
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>>98058339
He'll kill off a random one just cuz omg
Then he'll make Lois Lane Gay
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>>98060083
>one
You know goddamn well he'll have Bizarro murder them all in a retarded killing spree, then have Superman decide to put him down.

Then he can introduce a bold, new villain for Superman - a new crime lord in Metropolis, who's uniting ALL the gangs, by not taking anyone's SHIT, dude.
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>>98056646
Who vanished without a trace and hasn't been seen since. Soooooooooo, what's your point?




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