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So /co/, pic related has just been transported into The DCU. Which characters would be the most likely to stand in it's way?
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literally any character who's good enough to at least destroy a city
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Dr. Fate.
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>>98079641
This movie is a decade late to cash in on the trend
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Here's a better question, Imperfect Cell shows up in the Marvel Universe or DC Universe. What happens?
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>>98079703
That *really* hinges on which version of Slendy we're using here. If it's the Operator or any lower level versions, then it's business as usual for DC. If it's any of his Fear Mythos incarnations though? Then DC is going to have an utterly horrible time.
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>>98079828
>Fear Mythos incarnations
So you're telling me there's a version of superman that can go against someone like the flash, superman or Darkseid?
Just to name a few
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>>98079983
Meant slenderman not superman
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>>98079736
Remember Amy Pascal's emails? Sony is run by "how do you do fellow children" retarded execs.
The should've chosen Jeff the Killer. That way instead of what looks to be a boring, cliche'd horror shitshow we could've had The Room of the horror genre.
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Slenderman doesn't do anything. He just stands there. Like some kind of lamer version of Darkseid.
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>>98079736
I'm sure they're banking on the exposure from the little girls trying to kill another girl for make benefit of glorious Slenderman.
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>>98079641
Zantana, Dr Fate, Enchantress, John Constantine, any competent high level magic user, any of the gods or New Gods, The Sinestro Corp
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>>98080045
And then have more kids thinking this shit is real to try and prison shank their buddy to appease some faceless target to Chris Hansen
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>>98079983
Yes, there are indeed versions of Slenderman (and his compatriots) that could throwdown with the likes of dc's heavy-hitters. In fact, some versions make the Fears into Multiversal (or even higher) Archetypes, constants within every single reality there is. Shit gets kinda crazy, all said.

>>98080101
The Mythos is barely alive as is, so it's doubtful that such a thing would happen again. Besides, people are too focused on political shitters to care about something like Slenderman anymore.
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>>98080140
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>>98079641
constantine
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>>98079750
He starts eating up D-Listers to boost himself up, moving in shadow, silently consuming more and more rank and file losers until he feels confident enough to strike something bigger.

Cell's Imperfect form was a hungry animal... But one geared toward its own survival, it would act in the interest of successful living, and that would be to eat his way to the top of the food chain.

Or he finds out certain cyborgs running around trigger his evolutionary process.
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>>98079641


>Slenderman: who was that guy? AND WHERE THE FUCK IS MY WALLET!?
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>>98080140
You're talking like multiversal enemies aren't just another tuesday for the JLA, read some comics you dumb casual.
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>>98080666

Satan knows what he's talking about.
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>>98081976
Eh, I'm not exactly sure literal cosmic Rapture is "just another Tuesday" for the league, but then again, what do I know? In your own words, I'm just a "Dum Casuaall BloobityGoo".
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>>98079641
Raven would rape him. Literally, she would get angry and sexually assault him. She has done this before.
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>>98083030
>Implying that Slendy wouldn't enjoy it
He usually has to stalk and assault THEM most times, but this would be a welcome change. Though I'm fairly certain that the Beast would probably shove her away if she tried anything. He's too busy being a fucking angsty nihilistic whiner to care about anyone or anything.
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>>98082676
Depends on the run.
Under Morrisons run and a couple runs after, yeah, just another tuesday. Batman will find all the pages and sneak away from Slendy. Azrael shoves a burning sword up Slendys ass and banishes it in the name of God and Supes makes a speech about hope overcoming fear so Green Lantern and him hit Slenderman so hard that the Rake gets bruised.
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>>98083292
Slendy's strength tends to fluctuate depending on which version of him we're using. The 'standard' Mythos fare wouldn't be any different than any of the countless other cosmic horrors infesting DC and pwuld likely end up being beaten within the psan of a short miniseries. But the Fear Mythos versions of him though? Those are a whole 'nother story.
For one, there's the Cloudverse version of him, where he's literally a cosmic Hunter created by the Primordials (think the Fear-equivalent to Outer Gods, but even worse), designed specifically to hunt down any reality-jumping sources of energy and exterminate them wherever they might crop-up in the Multiverse, then there's the previously-mentioned Beast, who isn't exactly Pure Evil without a trace of remorse , guilt or any other sympathetic trait, but he's still pretty darn monstrous, as well as being cosmically powerful and capable of throwing down with a coreapsecct of a universe-engulfing atrocity that terrifies even *Outer Gods* (said horror even straight-up eating the Crawling Chaos at one point), even if he was being a bit of cynical cunt about it all.
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>>98083871
>For one, there's the Cloudverse version of him, where he's literally a cosmic Hunter created by the Primordials (think the Fear-equivalent to Outer Gods, but even worse), designed specifically to hunt down any reality-jumping sources of energy and exterminate them wherever they might crop-up in the Multiverse, then there's the previously-mentioned Beast, who isn't exactly Pure Evil without a trace of remorse , guilt or any other sympathetic trait, but he's still pretty darn monstrous, as well as being cosmically powerful and capable of throwing down with a coreapsecct of a universe-engulfing atrocity that terrifies even *Outer Gods* (said horror even straight-up eating the Crawling Chaos at one point), even if he was being a bit of cynical cunt about it all.
The JLA strenght also tends to fluctuate, but I mantain, at top form, Morrisons modern pantheon would kick the ass of the strongest version of Slenderman, in a single story arc.
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>>98082676
Between the crisises, zero hour, 52, One Million and the current event it happens a lot. This isn't even counting the multitude of stories from individual series that do it, Morrison's run has 5 arcs that qualify alone.
Booster gold and Rip Hunter saved the multiverse with some trickery and the help of a washed up ex athlete, it isn't /that/ hard
>>98083292
Kelly's run they'd get ambushed, two characters get mortally wounded, they go on without them regroup and take the systematically fight the threat. As much of a hateboner he had for the authority he wrote a lot of similarities into his run.
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>>98083871
Sounds like a shitty derivative of Mageddon, who got his ass kicked by the JLA
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Is SCP and Creepy Pasta connnected in anyway? Also How do I find more on the creepy pasta then the "A person once saw that their cousin saw this" stories.
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>>98079828
Fear Mythos is the depths of cancer
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>>98085093
If you're eferring to the entity that the Beast fought against then not really, no. Mageddon Was a mindless machine who couldn't truly think, or plan, or compose strategies, and was still bound by *some* universal laws, meaning that it could be harmed and even destroyed. The Lamb and the thing that it was naught but a sliver of, were so titanic and mindshatteringly horrible that not even the Fears, pure Divinities in their own right, come even come close to properly describing the enormity of it all. Most of the time, then art they could grows shall it's operations and fight it's equivalent of skin mites and hope that it would be enough to by them some more time.

>>98085296
Sure. And I bet you think that Lionel Suggs and his stuff is the epitome of "clever writing and wit" as well, hmmm?
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>>98079641
I'm no batfag, but Batman would end up shooting him with some kind of Slenderman-killing bullet or something.
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>>98085410
*Blegh, so many typoes. This is why I need more sleep*
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>>98081152
>Cell finds out cyborg is a Cyborg.
>eats him
And finally Imperfect Cells lips get explained
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>>98085296
It really goddamn is. It's nothing but wanking self insert OCs and bad writing.
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>>98085410
>hmmm?
Are you linkara?
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>>98085871
You mean the gut who makes Atop The Fourth Wall? Nope. Don't even know anything about the guy whatsoever, other than him apparently not being a relatively "stable" person.
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>>98079703
he's a ghost. You can't stop supernatural entites with traditional brute force, it's like using a hammer for every construction problem.
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>Fear Mythos
Anybody wanna give me the rundown on what this is exactly? The wiki doesn't really have an article explaining the thing.
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Sad Slender man is getting a movie and legit great creeypastas like 1999 or Normal for for Normal People don't
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>>98079641
oi
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>>98079726
These. Or Zatanna goes 'On erom namrednels' and is done with it.
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>>98080140
You are possibly the cringiest person on earth
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>>98090375
Why thank you, my good sir. You too are certainly an embodiment of "cringe" and shitposting.
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>Slenderman wankers are a thing
Goddamn it.
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>>98079750
Depends. Can Cell eat Ultron and Vision to fuse with thm like he did to 17 and 18?
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>>98081938
Slenderman becomes more real as you learn more about him. Does John win by drinking himself into an amnesiac stupor?
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>>98087111
It's like you've never used an Nth metal hammer before.
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>>98096913
Ahh, Nth Metal. The ultimate cosmic equalizer.
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>>98079750
He could blow up the Earth if he wanted to, so that would make him the most powerful serial killer in the world. I can't think of many people who would be able to take him out; it'd depend on how many people he's eaten.
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>>98079750
Cell willl absorb Superman
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>>98098396
Well I mean he could TRY.
But I mean Superman deals with Parasite, who's absorbing power is much more effective.
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Protip: 98% of horror figures stand no chance on a world of supers. They'd just be another villain.

Stop having these stupid threads.
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>>98102303
>Stop having these stupid threads.
Nah. Personally, I feel like the vast majority of the nigger-tier Fears could handle most supers, even the cosmic ones.
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>>98085410
So like the Engame shit from Worm? Who got beaten by characters weaker than DC ones? Even more pussy shit.
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>>98102366
This fear shit sounds autistic as fuck and you don't actually post any abilities or feats, just say "they're scary and gods lol", you're like Itfags or Warhammerfags, you say "my shit wins because reasons" and chimpout when people say otherwise
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>>98079641
What If he lands on earth X?
How would the Reich deal with him?
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>>98087111
>You can't stop supernatural entites with traditional brute force.
Remember when Midnighter went to hell and punched his way up to Nero?
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>>98102630
Managed to find some stuff for one interpretation of the Fear Of Disorientation.

>Chaos, also known as The Coreverse, is a portrayal of the Fear of Disorientation from The Cloudverse and the most powerful member of the Primordials, a pantheon of omnipotent gods that represent aspects of reality or abstract concepts. The entire Cloudverse multiverse is contained within Chaos and separated into different sections of existence known as layers. It can only influence the other layers through the Divinities and Resonators (and to a certain extent all living beings, except the other Primordials), who are all extremely small fragments of Chaos. However, this is complicated due to the free will that they all posses.

>Each layer has its own characteristics, such as the amount of Dimensional Bleeding between worlds, the relative power of the gods, the amount of Resonators per corresponding god, the instability of universes, and the amount of "Weirdness" (e.g. Magic and Eldritch energy) compared to the Omega verse. These traits increase the farther you get away from the core, except for the power of the Divinities, which goes down. Universes within layers often share common traits with other universes within the same layer.

>The structure of Chaos can be visualized much like an atom's, divided into 27 layers, with the first 26 (orbitals) orbiting around the 27th (the nucleus). The layers are each assigned a Greek letter or numeral, the outermost being the Sampi layer, going downward to the center, the Omega Verse.

>Chaos/ Omega layer
>The Center of the multiverse, where everything is born from. Unlike the other layers, this layer only contains one verse: the Omega Verse. The Omega Layer is divided into three different sub-layers: The Surface, The Tunnels of Yggdrasil and the Core. Each of these is the size of countless universes and the deeper you go, the more eldritch it gets.
Cont
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>>98103122
>The Core
>Where the mind of the multiverse is. Not much is known about it because nobody has ever seen it. It is Omniscient and can see everything that happens in the multiverse. However it cannot influence the universes directly. Time and Space as we know them do not exist here. There is only eternity.

>Yggdrasil
Incredibly vast Tunnel network that connects the core to the surface. There are countless entrances into these tunnels on the surface. Space and time are heavily distorted here. Somehow these straight tunnels run in parallel lines yet intersect at multiple points. The tunnels are fragile and can break easily. Causing any beings inside them to fall through the resulting hole and into the vast void between the tunnels

>Mortals that wander into this tunnels will quickly lose their sanity just by being there.

>The Surface/ The Empty city
>A single surface that's the size of billions of universes. With Cities the size of galaxies and landscapes that stretch as far as any universe. Eldritch geometry is common here. The mind in the Core controls the surface. It can, and will regularly, change the terrain however it wishes. Here it is omnipotent. Any mortals who wander in here will see an empty reflection of their own world.

>Up in the sky are dark grey cloud like formations. These clouds are eldritch/Chaotic energy released by Chaos through Yggdrasil. These clouds gather above the Empty city and drift outward away from the Omegaverse. They form layers of eldritch energy. These layers of eldritch energy clouds are the foundation of the multiverse

>Looking up from the city you might see a brightly colored flash in these clouds that resembles lightning in some ways. These are universes being born by the chaotic energies swirling together.
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It depends on what kinda of slenderman. A tt slenderman? A mh slenderman? The shitty fear mythos slenderman?
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>>98079736
It's a Sony movie. What did you expected?
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>>98079641
>>98080076
>>98081938
>>98083030

Thing is slenderman is probably closer to a 5 dimensional being than just a traditional magic entity or an cthulhu style tentacle monster.
Like he's a lot closer the Gentry or a New God or a monitor thematically

honestly marble hornets version probably a better grant morrison Batgod villain Because He IS the idea of having alzheimer's personified which matches up with the bat epics themes of identity

He's a video camera monster so maybe he'd be a good cyborg villain
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Anyone else hope the skully gn is gonna be good?
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>>98079736

To be fair, the people who were biggest into Slenderman at his height have only recently started graduating, finding jobs, and spending enough money to generate box office success.
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God I'm embarrassed about being so in to this shit at one point. Oh man. Oh shit man. Ahh. I wanna die.
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>>98079641
brainlet here, how is stuff like this legal? Isn't Slenderman a thing thousands of people have contributed too? It'd be like making an SCP movie. I do know SyFy has that Creepypasta show, but that's easier cause they can track down the individual writers of the more popular ones. That show is actually pretty good if you're into horror btw
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>>98085410
>Could be harmed or destroyed
No actually. He only became vulnerable after Aztek detonated his 5D mirror and even then Superman had to eat his entire anti-sun heart. And even then he had enough energy left over following those attacks to cause a detonation that would have killed 1/3rd of the galaxy.

>It's sooooo big wowwwww

It's a lamer version of the King of Tears and gets punked like the King of Tears did.

>>98102539
Speaking of Worm, what the fuck is up with lame web fiction and lame power wank?

>>98103122
>>98103167
Holy Christ this is some sub-paperback level work. Whoever wrote this should be ashamed of themselves.

Still loses to DC and loses hard.
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>>98088313
It's pure garbage, like Worm or SCP level garbage.
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>>98104747

Slenderman is not "officially" public domain, but no one could convincingly claim authorship of the character so there's not much risk to making a movie about him as long as they use an original (or "original") plot.
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>>98104741
Why were you ever into this shit?

You really should be embarrassed.

>>98104747
Because no one owns the rights to it. Well, Sony will own the interpretation of Slenderman featured in this movie because they're smart and have an army of lawyers.

Odds are they'll try and get the trademark of Slenderman as well.

Remember, copyright and trademark was never about helping writers and creators but about making IP farms as rich and powerful as possible.
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>>98104156
>Thing is slenderman is probably closer to a 5 dimensional being than just a traditional magic entity or an cthulhu style tentacle monster.
Oh, take the slenderdick out of your mouth, man. He and the stupid fears are not all that, the just look good because you faggots made a universe without opposition for them. It's the small fish in a big pond problem. If there is a setting with a single low tier wizard and no barbarians to push his shit in he's gonna look like a 5 dimensional being too. A single Toreador vampire is an unstoppable terror in a setting without werewolves or hunters.

But, much like most SCPs and creepypasta, you put one of these guys in a full four colors superhero verse and they start looking like little fishes again. Superman can punch dimensions. Thors hammer can hurt concepts. Dr Fate and Dr Strange have been battling things that would eat the Fears like popcorn, including the conceptual being who represents ALL Fear.
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>>98103167
>Hey guys you know that creepy teleporting meme guy in a suit? He's actually a cosmic bad guy bigger than sixty multiverses with all the superpowers and could mind rape like every single fictional character at once. He has no feats because I can't think of any stories to write with him because I'm creatively bankrupt but just read my autistic write ups of his powers and abilities.

>Isn't he cool? Isn't he scary?

I'd ask you to please never breed and pass on your uncreative genes to the next generation, but I really don't think that's going to be a problem.
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>>98088313
Someone (or a group of someones) grabbed a bunch of creepypasta, linked them to "Fear of X", with some connections being weak as fuck, made a bunch of forced creepypasta to fill the list, and then decided these were all uber powerful gods with the least being more powerful than Azathot, playing cosmic horror chess with humanity for no reason.
It's shit.
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>>98104917
This.

The fears would get their shit pushed so far in if they had to deal with superheros, because superheros are quite used to defeating invincible cosmic threats.

The Slenderman Corps or whatever the fuck they are are basically a lamer version of the King of Tears and the JSA beat it through a combination of super science keikaku, magic, and Jay throwing the speed force at it after absorbing Black Adam's speed.

>>98105002
>Guys the bad guys in our creepypasta are kind of lame and aren't fleshed out at all
>Lol its okay just up their power level it'll be alright

Fucking Worm was better than this.
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>>98105002
That's so lame. It sounds like wanking, taking these characters from stories people scribbled out on 4chan posts and not only upgrading them to represent a specific kind of fear but giving them incredible cosmic powers that none of them ever use.

Why? Why do they have to b cosmic gods? Slenderman is just a teleporting freak with tentacles. Why the fuck does he also need to be able to juggle multiverses for his stories to work?
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>>98104747
because the dude who made it said anyone could do what they want with it
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>>98104889
>Why were you ever into this shit?
I don't know. I guess I thought the early stuff was ok but when it started getting crossovers and OC powerlevel Hitler was the messiah - tier shit I gtfo.
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It would actually be a dope ass Batman story,

Where there are reports of this slenderman stalking and killing passerbys in the night and it slowly unravels into a supernatural thriller

Not that Batman would be effective against him, but it would be an interesting shift from his normal shit
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>>98105112
I still kinda like TT and EMH. when they update. and yes I realize the acting is shit, but I like the effects in TT and the argy emh stuff
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>>98104957

This level of anger is not appropriate to the subject at hand.
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>>98079641
The Question. They can have a no-face-off. Or it could be a silly mistaken identity arc like in Spider-man or Mario Sunshine. "There goes the well-dressed faceless man that's been photobombing everyone! Get him!"
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>>98104859
And if someone does, just change it to "The Hidebehind" as damage control, as Slendy is basically the Hidebehind with a better suit.
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>>98105069
Just thought of a comparison. The Fear Mythos is the Darleth to the original creepypastas Lovecraft.
Lovecraft
>These guys are powerful aliens with great psychic abilities and technology beyond our imagination so much they're like gods to us and can trample us beneath theyr feet. But a boat upside the head puts Cthulhu back to sleep for a few more millenia.
Darleth
>They're actual gods!!!! Azathot is God and we're all his dream and if he awakes the universe ends!!!! Even Cthulhu who was a priest of the Older Gods is actually a god too!!!!
And now we're stuck with Chthulhu Mthos fags who think Cthulhu wouldn't get his ass handed to him by the Doom Patrol.

It's the exact same thing.
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>>98105102
>All being this collectively assmad over people writing out their own ideas and settings
And you lot wonder why absolutely nobody gives a shit whenever /co/ tries to make it's own comics/cartoon-related projects. This, this is the reason.
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>>98091047
Nah, 17 and 18 only worked because he was designed to eventually fuse with them.
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>Doesn't actually know jackshit about Minecraft or his work but wants to talk utter bullshit about it
Want me ot tell you how I know you haven't read so much as even the simplest piece of genuinely lovecraftian literature?
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>>98105242
*Meant Lovecraft*
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>>98105206
>"ideas"
>"settings"

Only in the same way a weed is like a tree.

It SUCKS. You couldn't pay people to publish this bullshit. Tommy Wiseau was a better writer.

You want to know the real reason /co/ projects don't work? Because it always ends up being 1 or 2 people doing all the creative work with the group occasionally giving feedback and yet the GROUP insists that everyone must share credit equally.

The closest anyone has gotten to making a "/co/ project" work would be something like Capeworld where it's like an underground zine where everyone that contributes gets credited for what they contribute.
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>>98105133
I disagree. I think he is expressing a reasonable level of anger given the kind of people and ideas we're dealing with here.

Also I work with kids and a few years ago a 1st or 2nd grader asked me what I would do if Slenderman showed up. I told him that if Slenderman has a physical form I know karate so I'd just beat him up. The kid told me he has like a million shadow tentacles that could block everything and kill me, and also Slenderman can just mind control you and turn you evil and make you kill people. So I told the kid I wasnt worried because I am SO good that if Slenderman came within close proximity to me he would cower and shrivel away because of my powerful goodness aura. He might even cry and apologize for hurting people and promise to be good from now on. The kid sighed and rolled his eyes and walked away to go play. Sorry buddy but if you're going to ask me stupid questions about impossibly stupid fictional mythological creatures CREATED BY THE INTERNET then you get impossibly stupid answers.
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Azathoth started as a pastiche of Dunsany's MANA complete with trumpters instead of drummers to keep him asleep, but he was only a powerful demon sultan. Reality wasn't actually his dream like the Red King until Derelith upped his power level.
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>>98105206
All I said was that I'm embarrassed for liking it in the past. You seem pretty assmad to me,friend.
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>>98105301

>Not whipping out your copy of Ogden's Magic in the Greek and Roman world and showing a Chaldean defense spell that you would use against Slenderman.

>Not inducting the kid into your Invisibles cell by telling him that you would use a combination of the white flame meditation for defense and an emergency backup personality tulpa of yourself based on old pulp serials to fight off Slenderman
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>>98105129
>Not that Batman would be effective against him, but it would be an interesting shift from his normal shit

I can see it.
Batman slowly gathering the clues and figuring it's a supernatural monster. A first encounter where his usual combat skills prove ineffective and he realizes he can't go back to the cave and put the others at risk. Contacting one of the magicians he knows (usually Jason Blood or Zatanna are around for stories like this). The most hardcore game of hide and seek as the Bat tries to keep one step ahead of Slenderman, while some people die in the crossfire. End with Batman baiting him into a ritual to bind him, the trap doesn't fully work and Batman has to weaken him so the spellcaster can finish the ritual. Fist versus tentacle rematch but with Slenderman semi-bound so it's a more fair fight. End with Slenderman being trapped and Batman mourning the victims he couldn't save because he didn't realize it was a supernatural phenomenon in the first place.
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>>98105271
>You couldn't pay people to publish this bullshit
And yet it already has been, by several different people and groups no less. So your point is fucking moot, m8.


>>98105305
>Doesn't know jackshit about Azathoth and yet still tries to act like he knows anything about the 'character'
Anon, Derleth NEVER "upped His powerelevel". Azathoth was already meant to be the thing that would annihilate the entirety of existence itself, every universe and every possible reality the very get any it woke up. Even it's fellow Outer/Other/Ultimate Gods weren't safe. That's exactly how Lovecraft wrote Azathoth, and this is even made more bloody apparent just from how Lovecraft wrote Yog-Sothoth, who's Theo only fucking entity even vaguely in the same weight-class as Azathoth. You're so full of shit that it genuinely hurts.
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>>98105301
Anon, your deluded percentage is great and all, but we all know that you would void the entirety of your bowels if a single eldritch entity showed even the slightest sign of having interest in you.
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>>98105391
Lovecraft's self insert literally talks with Yog-Sothoth. Did you even read the Dream Cycle you filthy fucking casual?
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>>98105419
Eldrith entity, yeah probably.

Slenderman? Fuck no.

The guy has a suit and tie for Christ sakes. He looks like someone took a meme picture of Anon and put tentacles behind it.

>>98105362
...Is Grant Morrison posting in this thread?
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>>98105433
Indeed I did, and the guy's mind almost shatters to pieces even as Yog-Sothoth dumbs it's merest avatars down to something that he can look at without having his brain dribble out of his skull.

The waves surged forth again, and Carter knew that the BEING had heard. And now there poured from that limitless MIND a flood of knowledge and explanation which opened new vistas to the seeker, and prepared him for such a grasp of the cosmos as he had never hoped to possess. He was told how childish and limited is the notion of a tri-dimensional world, and what an infinity of directions there are besides the known directions of up-down, forward-backward, right-left. He was shewn the smallness and tinsel emptiness of the little gods of earth, with their petty, human interests and connexions—their hatreds, rages, loves, and vanities; their craving for praise and sacrifice, and their demands for faith contrary to reason and Nature.

While most of the impressions translated themselves to Carter as words, there were others to which other senses gave interpretation. Perhaps with eyes and perhaps with imagination he perceived that he was in a region of dimensions beyond those conceivable to the eye and brain of man. He saw now, in the brooding shadows of that which had been first a vortex of power and then an illimitable void, a sweep of creation that dizzied his senses. From some inconceivable vantage-point he looked upon prodigious forms whose multiple extensions transcended any conception of being, size, and boundaries which his mind had hitherto been able to hold, despite a lifetime of cryptical study. He began to understand dimly why there could exist at the same time the little boy Randolph Carter in the Arkham farmhouse in 1883, the misty form on the vaguely hexagonal pillar beyond the First Gate, the fragment now facing the PRESENCE in the limitless abyss, and all the other “Carters” his fancy or per option envisaged.
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>>98105492
>Then the waves increased in strength, and sought to improve his understanding, reconciling him to the multiform entity of which his present fragment was an infinitesimal part. They told him that every figure of space is but the result of the intersection by a plane of some corresponding figure of one more dimension—as a square is cut from a cube or a circle from a sphere. The cube and sphere, of three dimensions, are thus cut from corresponding forms of four dimensions that men know only through guesses and dreams; and these in turn are cut from forms of five dimensions, and so on up to the dizzy and reachless heights of archetypal infinity. The world of men and of the gods of men is merely an infinitesimal phase of an infinitesimal thing—the three-dimensional phase of that small wholeness reached by the First Gate, where ’Umr at-Tawil dictates dreams to the Ancient Ones. Though men hail it as reality and brand thoughts of its many-dimensioned original as unreality, it is in truth the very opposite. That which we call substance and reality is shadow and illusion, and that which we call shadow and illusion is substance and reality.

>Time, the waves went on, is motionless, and without beginning or end. That it has motion, and is the cause of change, is an illusion. Indeed, it is itself really an illusion, for except to the narrow sight of beings in limited dimensions there are no such things as past, present, and future. Men think of time only because of what they call change, yet that too is illusion. All that was, and is, and is to be, exists simultaneously.
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>>98105301
Should have told the kid that was the point of the Old Covenant. Pretty clearly looking at the history of the tribe of Israel, it wasnt physical protection that god was providing the Israelites. It was protection from demons and shit like this.
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>>98079736
>doubting sony's abilities to make terrible decisions
>after the emoji movie
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>>98105446
>...Is Grant Morrison posting in this thread?
No I'm not.
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>>98079750
He's basically Parasite so he's fucked, specially since he throws caution to the wind and just starts killing anyone in a city without regard for his own safety.
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>>98105206
Crawl up your own ass and disappear.
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>>98105690
Nah, Not interested. You can do that if oyure so inclined though.
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>>98105380
Yeah that would work
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What about Buu? Would he turn Superman into candy?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oLdBk6voHE4
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>>98079641
I'd like to remind everyone in this thread that fucking Hawk Girl and Solomon Grundy killed Cthulu from the inside. A female alien that can fly and hit things with a magic mace and a zombified mobster.

https://youtu.be/atb2d2VsHnM

Not saying DC power levels make sense or are fair, but by that logic, I don't think Slenderman would pose much of a threat.
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>>98106057
Nth metal is not to be fucked with. Ever since it was created it's powers have been added to by writers throughout the decades.
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>>98106004
I finally have an excuse to post this.
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>>98082676
Where are you getting all this shit from?
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>>98104856
Going of this thread it's leagues worse than scp and Worm.
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>>98105712
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Man, I hate these "how would you fight Slender Man" threads. Slender Man should never be something that fights or is fought. Slender Man is a boogyman! He is scary not because he kills you or attacks you or eats you, but because he "gets" you. He's coming, and you need to try to escape it. Trying to figure out how you fight it or how it fights misses the entire point.

Make it a detective story, not a battle of fists.
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>>98079641
Slenderman was creepy fun at conception, but as usual with anything that becomes too internet popular, it went to shit; people reinventing the character & ascribing their dogshit headcanons/fancharacters, trying to make him anything more than a creepy faceless man in a suit. Poo.
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>>98104620
That's
Actually a very good point. Good thinking sony.
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Before this thread I had no idea slenderman was anything more than a videogame.
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>>98104917

fuck all the fear shit, honestly whatever deviantart fanfic write up you've been functioning off of is a butchered fauximally of the real deal.

slenderman content is only works when in a video based web series, where he's a black hole of information he's not sent by the elder gods he's not a guy who got hung in the forest he's just exactly what he is, creating a real explanation for him misses the point.
He's supposed to be a bunch of vaguely ominous concepts bundled together
>childmolesters
>men in black
>video cameras
>memory loss
>non-euclidean geometry
>radiation
>secret codes
>the creation of a separate identity

You wanna bring up feats? in most if not all slender series slenderman can manipulate time and space at will and uses this to psychologically torture people and teleport at will instantaneously, making him uncontainable. slenderman is radioactive and causes seizures and memory loss seemingly at will. when slenderman targets you you either developer split personality disorder, severe memory issues, or you die.

He's not really the kind of character big boys like the boyscout deal with anyways so he wouldn't really have to "fight" them Thing is though He functions like darkseid IS and the gentry subtly ruining your life unless you notice him while using a video camera
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>>98079641
Fatman
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>>98079641
Batman gives him $20 and he goes away
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>>98105301
Huh.
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You know anons? I have a better idea. Let's show some villains and others have to show an outcome in the DC or Marvel universe that would unfold with them. No cancer like Slenderman though, that can fuck off.
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>>98102630
>Itfags
Fuck new movie. Once again I get proven that people have low standards in horror stuff when shit like that is so highly praised.
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>>98110408
American horror films are basically just noise factories now, unfortunately.
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>>98110372
godzilla was in marvel. shield builds a giant robot samurai to fight him.
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>The Cabadath rip-off is getting its own movie
I wonder how much this pisses Yahtzee off.
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>>98108149
Thank you. A character like Slender Man is just not compatible with the superhero genre. Horror is predicated on being villain-centric. It has villains that heroes don't beat easily and sometimes don't beat at all because they represent our worst fears.

Superhero stories on the other hand focus on the opposite. They're hero-centric and are stories of hope that are supposed to inspire us. And guess what? Heroes win the vast majority of the time in superhero stories.

Not to mention seeing Slender Man fight in any capacity would look ridiculous. No matter how you did it, I think a superhero fight against Slender Man would be stupid.
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>Slenderman is always malevolent
I’d honestly prefer if he was a shy but curious cryptid that affected people and objects with his presence in a way that only made him seem more dangerous than he was. And maybe saves someone from something like drowning, but because of his effects destroys visual proof of himself.
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>>98110782
>Implying
Shin Godzilla is a fucking elder god if he ever manages to evolve according to artbook.
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>>98106177
In all seriousness, if Darkseid used Buu's body as a vessel like he did to the dude from Final Crisis, how fucked would everyone be? In DBZ universe or DC ?




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