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Step one kill some shit and skin the shit
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Step 2 dry dat shit
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Step 3 get shit to stuff it with
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Step 4 make head out of shit
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Step 6 put eyes in dat shit
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step 7 put in wires to make shit
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What kind of wine you makin there, op?
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Step 5 put in body shit
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>>1282146
That is pear wine with lime, almost ready for bottles, also have pear lemon wine, pear mead, and mulberry wine
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Step 10 sew shit up and put on wood
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>>1282148
Freaking awesome, saw your first post and hoped it was going this way. Damn tree rats, SOB jump out and go right for your jugular.
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I will be back tomorrow to to stich on their costumes
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>>1282155
I had a live trap full of corn that they started using as a feeder, so I just shot them when they were stealing corn
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>>1282135
What does your house smell like OP?
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>>1282169
Dick cheese with poop mixed in
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N O W O R D S
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>>1282148
Right one looks like he's holding a gun.
>nigger squirrels trying to mug you
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>>1282141
Are those googly eyes?
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>>1282247
Yes they are 10mm googly eyes for a cartoon style, got red blue and green felt for their shirts, Alfred and the Squirrels is what the tag will read
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Step tree fiddy: Posed and pinned duh shit, put some dat soapy borax shit on to wick away moisture
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https://youtu.be/Kzg7YSXq5WQ
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>>1282237
You have nigger eyes, they ain’t no gun in dat pic, they were holding guns when I shot them in self defense, these squirrels “Dindu Nuttin” (like the nuts they eat)
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jews
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What the shit did i just witness?

Put my man Trump in the screenshot
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Was having a pretty shitty day till I read this thread. Thank you anon, thank you very much.
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>>1282290
No Prob Bob
https://youtu.be/ouwtdH2zt9s
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>>1282247
This is the exact question my wife asked as I showed her this thread, right about the time I was spitting egg nog out of my nose.

Awesome OP. She wants to know if this is someone's Christmas present now...
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It’s my Christmas present to me, these fuckers would eat two bites of a pear from our pear tree and drop them to the ground, I picked up about 3 five gallon buckets of half eaten pears a week, and I have always hated the amount of airplay the chipmunks songs get on the radio around Christmas time

My brother told me he wants a plane that loops the loop, and me I want a hula hoop
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>>1282253
mother of god
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>>1282567

Man...


You should sell 5 minute rides in your head anon...
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>>1282300
If yall like egg nog find that seasonal even wiliams eggnog. Its like 60-80 proof. Half and half with coffee.

Hot even.


Yaboi!
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>>1282578
I’d rather sell 5 minute rides on my dick, you wouldn’t survive in the mind of God
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>>1282580
I heard the best egg nog has no semen in it
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>>1282151
>nigga stuffing dead rats and shit next to wine
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>>1282742
i gotta lotta projects going on, i was told the natural yeast from dead tree rodents leaves an earthy aroma and shit
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>>1282253
>Final form
>Big mouth talking bass mouths.
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>>1282253
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>>1282253
I would ask what the white powdery substance is that they're standing on, but I'm actually a little afraid of the answer. God damn squirrel Anon, just... damn.
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>>1282865
Not final form, did not have enough blue and green felt for their shirts, and I am also going to to put clay in their mouths to hold the teeth in, and then finish the wood base
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>>1282578
Filthy, dumb mobileposter scum.
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>>1283123
Cocaine, taxidermists are always staying up late to do coke off their mounts,

Or it could be borax that drys and sterilizes
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>>1282253

Looks like you have Christmas sorted.

I tan deer skins for the dogs to lie on, nothing special really
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>>1283138
What tanning solution do you use? On my next squirrel I was going to submerge it in a 50/50 mix of turpentine and alcohol (have heard this way puts oils back in the skin and you don't have to stretch it out, just dry),
This is my second taxidermy project ever, my first about ten years ago was a massive failure having the skin dry out before it was on form , I learned everything from youtube videos by taking a crash course in a couple hours, i like Testa and this guy https://youtu.be/NbAl4vhjpnA
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Thank you anon! This is gold.

Our cats used to catch shrews and leave them dead but otherwise whole on our porch. I learned to tan them by reading old cowboy books my grandfather had laying around. I still carry a tiny shrew pelt in my wallet to this day... near 40 years old and it's still in great shape.
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Step XII - Get felt for shirt shit
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>>1283185
>googly eyes
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Step Bazillion all squoils need accessories and shit
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>>1283185
>>1283202
Magnificent.
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Step negative one - sqoils need deez nuts and shit
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>>1283209
I had a shyte day of disappointment and overpaying for auto repairs.

This has brought me joy. Godspeed.
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Step teef- put in plastic fork shit for teef and clay too paint it pretty
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10/10 thread love you op
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>>1282148
Include me in the screencap
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>>1283264
Will they stop looking like drowned rats at some point?
Or is that intentional?
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>>1283298
he has to shampoo and condition the sqorl,
let it dry,
then iron it
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>>1283298
gonna blow out fur and brush them, they are still drying out, but all the belly stitches should be covered by the shirts, their backs look really good right now
>>1283353
I shampooed when they were just skins before mounting, its alot easier before they are formed up, then just had to wring them out and put borax salt combo on them
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Step up 3d- snort off all the borax, and make pretty shit
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>>1283427
why are you doing this? how did this all happen?
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kidna feel bad for them sqoils
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>>1283427
Fucking NUTjobs
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>>1283427
>wind-up walking dildo
please op, i cant breathe
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>>1282273
What's with faggots putting no effort and begging to be in the screenshot? Every fucking screenshot worthy thread I see this shit.
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>>1283448
reddit
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Op please make one where a squirrel is railing a line of coke off a possums ass or some other funny shit with a hundred. I'd probably buy it.
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>>1283427
Dat craftsmanship
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This is amazing, OP. Great creative use of tree rats. What kind of fascinating mind comes up with shit like this?
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>>1283450
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>>1283435
>kidna feel bad for them sqoils

we once had one that similarly wasted pecans before they were mature. the damn rat would cut into a green pecan, find nothing but goo, and drop it on the roof.

*thunk*


*thunk*


*thunk*


*thunk*


*thunk*


trust me, you'd kill the OCD autists, too.
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this thread
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>>1282138
>stuffing rats in the same place you cook
Also F
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>>1282253
>>1282154
DEAR FUCKING GOD
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>>1282135
That looks like a hell of a lot of work. I think I can cobble up a freeze dryer for far less effort.
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>>1283481
I don't use the stove top much, the downstairs kitchen is for fish and critter cleaning and brewing, I gotta lotta pickles in the cabinets if you want to see my pickle stash
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>>1283555
thats the shit way trip tirp, it actually wasn't that hard you have to get a little dirty but you get mote artistic control,

cottonballs, wall insulation, chicken wire,more wires, coat hangers, foam, shit, clay, plastic forks, felt, paint
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>>1283185
>fork
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good ass thread
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>>1282253

fokin'... kek!

six out of five bags of pop corn and a prize for 'that special child that lives next door'
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>first time on /diy/
>walk into this
godspeed anon.
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adding some inspiration and encouragement
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>>1283427
Just when i thought this bread couldn’t get better.
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>>1282138
dead animals near food surfaces and especially near homebrew

jesus christ
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>>1283694
Ahhh hahahaha I love women just look at those clueless idiots so adorable
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>>1283473
Yeah but they don't deserve having their mutilated corpses displayed like that
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>>1283701
>>1283726
Might I offer a suggestion,
>pic related
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>>1283574
show us your pickle stash
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>>1283427
After this please do Tom and Jerry
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>>1283728
Ask and you shall receive shit
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>>1282154
You gotta put googly eyes on them.
You have to do this.
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>>1282206
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Two step- swagged dat shit
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>>1284098
how long until you can remove the needles in their heads?
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>>1284098
I think Alvin needs a tiny blunt to really finish that off
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>>1284098
OP you magnificent bastard
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>>1284098
Alvin and the Chimpmunks
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Threads like this are the reason I come to /diy/. Godspeed, OP
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>>1283874
That's a nice pickle stash OP. Please tell me you do your own jelly too? I love me some home made jelly.
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Step Buleven: get tronics shit
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>>1285013
KEEP THIS GOING YOU GLORIOUS BASTARD
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>>1285013
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get a fresh skwirrel and put some electrodes on it, flip the switch and watch it dance
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>>1285377
instant rabies
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>>1285013
Don't forget the arduino!
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Bumping for tronics
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>>1283427
i love you OP
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Omg
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>>1283130
> he doesn't have unlimited 4g lte on him at all times.

>2017
>having a desktop

I don't game. Why even have 1?
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>>1283448
>putting in no effort.

The fuck? Shut your mouth anon before I fuck it.
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>>1283450
...i would also legitimately be interested in a squirrel that looks like he is doing drugs. Fucking lol
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>>1283468
My dreams are haunted. Cannot unsee
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>>1283574
>if you want to see my pickle stash.

Obvious answer is yes OP you glorious autist.
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>>1283874
Are u pregnant? That is a shit ton anon. Nice
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>>1284098
OH MY WORD OP.

w-what in fresh hell is going on here
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>>1285013
ELECTRONICS.

>RED GLOWING EYES WHEN
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>>1285013
i like this horrorshow
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>>1285013
>Tronics
Tronics
>Tronics
Tronics
>Tronics
Tronics
>Tronics
Tronics
>Tronics
Tronics
>Tronics
Tronics
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69 Dude - tooken pins out, here are the rest of my pickle collection
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>>1287064
are those speakers or lights
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>>1287099
those are lights, there are going to be speakers on the backboard with a fuckload of el wire, it will all be powered by 8 double A's, the speaker box unit was a cheap plug in bubble speaker I won out of a claw machine that has a 3.7 volt battery, i might find a bigger one in the pile or tap off of the 8 aa's? i like the charging circuit on the bubble speaker for some reason
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>>1287099
shitty old tap lights that i jumpered off the battery connection, and the middle spotlight one was an old 3 led key chain light i put a resistor on, good enuff for sqoil stage shit
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>>1286877
my next squirrel will have red eyes, but i had a cool idea to bleach the skull and part of the spine and have the squirrel lifting his arms as high as he can with his skull in his hands with led eyes and then just leave the head of the sqoil as an empty hide flap of skin thing, ripping out his own skull idea
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>>1287133
Do it!!
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h
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>>1287133
Go the extra mile and recreate a Mortal Kombat fatality with squirrels!
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>>1287133
Amazing... 10mm led off ebay should be under 5 bux for a handful. Gl!
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have a bumperino OP
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>>1283652
post that to pol
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Skip step: I didn’t want to dress sqoils today so I made a perpetual motion fidget spinner
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>>1288324
and ate a whole jar of pickles
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>>1288324
Genius OP manipulating higher-dimensional chess-pieces as always...
Let me guess:
>build perpetual-motion fidget spinner
>use it to send felt back in time
>because of time paradox he always had more felt (an infinite supply, in fact)
>use the more felt he always had to make a profit as a felt-producer
>use the money to buy a team of technicians
>use the technicians to develop quantum theorems on the nature of taxidermy, and glue
>use glue on squrls to attach to another spinner
>attach spinner to perpetual spinner to squerrels who are attached to spinner: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLJ7UW_h-4A
>generate worm-hole
>contact himself through the 4th dimension via googly eyes using dust on a bookshelf from when he was a child
>follow his own instructions and make a larger pickle collection
>use pickles to generate more brain power
>use brain power to attach sqoils to perpetual fidget spinner
>???
>profit
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COME BACK OP
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>>1282154
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>>1288702
Sorry for being a lazy taxidermist, here is a video of me stroking my cock https://youtu.be/Ows7qBS03nI
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>>1287064
why are there so many pickles there
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>>1288865
I know a vegetarian and this is all she will eat from us, here is the full summer take, we already shipped a bunch off, https://youtu.be/wQj-OTcGTx4
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>>1283611
Dubs noted.
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>>1288926
this is one of the oddest things ive ever seen what is your life
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>>1288926
No pickle shortage here.
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>>1282253
>>1283264
10/10 thread
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This thread is why I love America. You just can't find that kind of weird shit elsewhere.
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>>1282148
My sides are in agony
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Keepin it alive, don’t you die on us OP
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Well that's enough 4chan for me. I shall return one day when my trauma subsides.
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Based Squoil Anon
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>>1283448
Shut the fuck up neckbear

And put me in the screenshot
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https://youtu.be/kp2skYYA2B4

No taxidermy yesterday, painting decoys
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>>1290514
Ducktales taxidermy incoming?
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>>1290514
Dip painting with water and oil based paint
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>>1287133
Terminator squirrel m8, push the boundaries even further
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>>1282148
you guys never fail to amaze me
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Bump for more keks
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>>1288926
Shit sake anon. If u get some space yall should pickle eggs too.
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>>1291188
We killed our chickens for soup, so no more eggs
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Made a time machine today, https://youtu.be/KG-d3WvulYI

taxidermy next saTuesday shit
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>>1291310
the youtube buffering icon is a fidget spinner
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Hey Rich, any reason you didn’t tell us you were part of the 4chan space program.
https://youtu.be/S179gegwP9U
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>>1291478
I'm not into astronomy shit anymore, plus i'm ashamed of being a male who owns a butterfly garden, there was a bunch of caterpillars eating our dill (for pickles) so i caught them and fed them until they turned into metapods, then when i went back to check on them they had hatched and ran out of food so they started cannibalizing on each other <<< (Not Even Shitting This Is A Real Thing They Do) one of the three had fucked up wings so i taped it to a rocket to make faggots cry. Great Success !!!
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>>1291779

well i guess that means you win the 4chan person of the year award twice in a row.
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Making a hacked together mini delta wing drone with camera as another side project, taxidermy shit is coming, waiting for a warm day
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>>1292129
Will there possibly be a “flyinsquirl” in our future?
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>>1292177
??? Sqoil quadcopter drone racing sounds fun, pop the fpv camera out it’s mouth, tail antenna, acorn bomb drop, perfect for spying on others squirrels in trees to make more quadcopters, ( fur is an insulator so the esc’s and battery would get warm, fix with water cooled system you could vent like he’s peeing) sounds neat!!!!

Here is another delta wing picture
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First test final form top, need new batteries, but I can still toss it, and yes I have a long gross fingernail I use as a set of tweezers
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Awaiting sqoilcopter
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>>1282578
Contracts on your first post
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First test flight a failure, but it’s flyable, i overcompensated for the props gyroscopic effects could probably trim it out but I will probably just reglue, and I am using shitty old lipos, I might redesign it and move the prop into the center to shift around the CG, not bad for first fly on a cold day on a project I had the idea for yesterday, https://youtu.be/NDti7WdSPLw

Check out the cool bomb dropper in the pic
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GAS ALL SQUIRRELS, NUT WAR WHEN
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>>1292526
a flying protractor, what thread am I in again
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>>1292526
Do you have a job? Is this where my tax money is going?
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>>1284098
Lmao
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>>1290514
All hail the Sweduck!
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>>1292739
All of your tax monies goes to my masseuse who gives great handjobs, I don't have a job currently, but I get alot of jobs mostly handjobs and some blowjobs
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>>1293195
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>>1288926
>>1288789
Wish my life was like this
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this thread made me laugh. thank you.
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I don't comprehend what happened here but good thread
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>>1282138
Wait why are you keeping the heads
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>>1294106
to shape the foam to go in the skulls, its alot easier to make a model the same size with the think you took out in your hands, i also had a skull bleaching idea for a neat necklace that i might use them for,(i watched a youtube video of how to get the skin off in a bucket of warm water for a couple weeks, and then soak them in a bleach mixture for a little while to whiten up the bones) they dont take up much freezer space
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Step buffed and fluffed: Buffed and fluffed the sqoils, gonna put Bluetooth speaker setup on backdrop with el wire and stage lights (no arduino to make lights flicker), and then dress them,

But I also found this cool old game that could use some tronics, I have an arduino some servos wii nunchuck and gyro I might throw in it, I’m kinda divided on wat to work on

Squoils or Marble maze labyrinth thing?
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>>1294174

Squoils.. I beg you o master. Let us have more squoils
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>>1292373
holy shit cut your nail
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>>1294154
Don't use bleach, it will weaken the bone, and especially with tiny animals you don't want brittle bone. Use hydrogen peroxide (not the kind for hair, the strong kind you can get at a hardware store)+water
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>>1294335
Don't tell him what to do. He is clearly a being much more highly evolved than us, and we shouldn't question his methods.
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Option C: don’t do either and make some rope from hair I’ve been saving from my comb
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>>1294361
i heard a light bleach solution with water is not bad, but i have peroxide, so i will try both ways when i get to it , next Tuesday
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>>1294688
OH NO NO NO NO
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>>1294174
take your vyvanse a get back to the squoils.
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>>1294688
YOU FUCKING DERANGED MADMAN! TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR MY SIDES!
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MY SIDES ARE BEYOND JUPITER SWEET JESUS OP
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>>1294688
This thread just keeps on giving. This kind of stuff is the reason I come back here. I fucking love you guys.
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>>1282156
please dont be
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You're fucked up.
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What the fuck is this thread, OP you madman!
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>>1282156
>comb
yassss
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Step doctor: and when the glue dries I will have a sweet voodoo witch doctor necklace made entirely of human parts, those are my wisdom teeth, I don’t know whose vertebrae that is, and a bunch of hippie hair, if this doesn’t summon demons at Christmas to resurrect Hitler as the Antichrist I’m gonna sell it on Ebay as a broken witch doctor necklace
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>>1295205
https://youtu.be/TYgOlqinH7A
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>>1295205
if only I could see the world through OP's eyes for a single day
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>>1283701
Dont be a pussy and nothing will come off it. Its safer than eating in an indian restaurant.
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>>1295205
That's a really nice old toilet. Nice blue color, rare elongated bowl, and proper matching seat.
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>>1295205
Ask me how I know what decade your house was built... Used to have a bathroom that color (Robin's egg blue I think?). Yuck.
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>>1282253
>YOU OPENED THE BOX, WE CAME
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>>1295265
>>1295278
thx for comments on my toilet, it holds shits perfectly after all these years, we call it the blue bathroom, its next to the kitchen so it gets alot of traffic, and since its next to the kitchen if someone lays a log you can smell turd while your eating eggs
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>>1283427
I'm so glad I came to this thread.
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Haven't been to /diy/ for a few years and this is the thread that I first see...amazing
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>>1283427
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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I will get back to taxidermy soon, my soldering iron tips come in Friday, and my arms and legs come in Tuesday
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>>1295205
>i don't know whose vertebrae that is.

Wait...WAT?????
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>>1295013
Love you too faggot
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>>1293227
Not op but once you actually give 0 fucks what people think and jist do wtf you want life is way more fun.

Source: i make dicks...
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>>1292373
Horse shit op we know a coke nail when we see one. Why tf a thumb tho
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>>1295927
thumb and index finger with long nails make the perfect tweezers, you should tool up your hands, what a tool
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>>1295923
i got it from a plastic surgeon who specializes in making people shorter, Midget Maker Monty is his nickname
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>>1296002
Kek. Whatever you say man. I don't judge.
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>>1296397
Lol!
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>>1282135
kill and skin is one step? mindblown
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>>1296426
i know its neat
https://youtu.be/wnO46iNatII
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>>1296488
>good pupper
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>>1295926
>I make dicks
You'll have to elaborate here. Are we talking artisan dildos? Care to describe the process?
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>>1296488
Thumbnail REEEEEEEEEE
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>>1296965
Sure, i can talk all day.

But long story short my stupid ass built a trailer mounted foundry and came to /diy "what should i make anons?"

Couple anons had okay ideas i figured i could pull off. Then dicks. Anons threw anything but dicks out the window. Figured fine. Op will deliver. Bought cock shaped ice cube trays at the perv shop. Casted ez-flo 60 2 part castable plastic into them. Rammed olastic cocks in green sand. Pour aluminum. Aluminum dicks.

And it was downhill after that. Make dicks from almost any standard material, candles, soaps, actual dildos, etc...

Got a custom dick sinker mold being cut.

Long story not so short i guess. Sorry. Dick fountains comming soon. What u wanna know?

And sorry for spam dicks dont ree at me.
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>>1296971
>Dick fountain
Elaborate. If it is what I think it is you could be onto something. There are people who'll buy your shit if it's made well. Hell, I'm enough of a faggot to buy one.
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>>1296971
Do you put googly eyes on everything?
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>>1296971
My Fucking sides
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>>1295205
don't lie man, whose weave did you rip that braid off of?
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>>1297360
All the hippie hair is grown on site,

Today I am making woodland critters for Christmas, to help spread Christmas joys
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>>1297372
Look at those succulent breasts.
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>>1297418
master race titties, full of eggnog
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>>1297372
Speacial time a Special place its woodland critters cristmas
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>>1297372
https://youtu.be/pQtAIvYHXLw




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