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>at the gym
>see this

what do /fit/?
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>TOOT
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>>40406628

BRAAAAAAAAAAPPPP
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>>40406656
>brrrrpt
uh oh anon! i think something's coming!
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>>40406628
grab by poosi
bbbbRRAAAAAPPppPPpp
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>>40406628
Offer her a spot on her deadlift.
Then offer her a spot on my cock.
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>>40406628
lift
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y-you too
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>>40406628
Can I work in?
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Fuck of with the fart shit you virgins
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>>40406972
*BRRRRRRRERRRDFFDDTPP*

And here's dessert

*squeeeeeee*
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>>40406730
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>>40406730
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>>40406628
I was working out today and a couple of girls there starting stretching like in that pic and other sexually suggestive stretchings. I was the only guy near them in that moment.

also
*BBBRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPP*
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>>40406628
>make no eye contact
>walk away
>ALPHA AS FUCK
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>>40406628
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPFPFPFPPFPFFPTPTPTFPTPZEEEEEEE
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>>40406628
think about it all day. Eventually watch porn involving leggings or some gym slut. Its happened several times
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Jesus christ, this brap meme went too far.
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>>40406628
*SSSSSSSSSSSLLLLLLLLLLLUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!*
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>briiiiiiiiippppp
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>>40407285

it's retarded as shit
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>>40407285

It's because lonely 4chan users put woman on a pedestal and build them up to something they aren't in their mind. BRAAPPP posting gives the delusional, lonely man insight into reality. That women are gross and that they're asses are actually quite foul just like a man ass. Taking the brap pill is the first step to freeing yourself.
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>>40407211
This is what you should do OP
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>>40407313

Brrrrrrroooooooooooooppppp
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>>40407318
>be young
>obsessed with girls who have thicccccc ass
>get married
>realize how disgusting human beings truly are
>now when a girl bends over in front of me, I make this face

Is this the end for me?
Should I just go full transhumanism+ at this point?
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>>40407313
...
...
...
b-braaap?
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>>40406628
mind if I use that ez bar? thx
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>>40407318
man that pic gets me for some reason hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng
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>>40407318
>Taking the brap pill is the first step to freeing yourself.
>brap pill
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>>40407318
girl farts are literally the most wholesome and pure thing on this foul planet you clueless heathen
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>>40407356
Ya u sound like a faggot go bulletintheheadism
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>>40407356
Just leave humanity behind faggot
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>>40406628
Give thots no attention, you are there to exercise the manly virtue of hoisting weights, not to succumb to the temptations of the yoga pant wearing succubi who inundate the gyms throughout the land. As thou wade through the valley of the shadow of thots, thou shalt fear no evil.
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>>40407467
I dunno why, my sides, I need sleep
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*HNNNNNNGGGG*
>slight turd protuberates from anus through leggings
*HHHHNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGG*
>turd pushes against leggings, forming a slight but erotic tent
*HHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGG*
>turd pushes even further
>something has to give, it's either gonna be the turd or the leggings
*HHHHHHHNNNNNNNNGGGGG*
-Omg Anon, I think I'm having a type 2 on the Bristol scale, it's lumpy and sausage like. I feel slightly constipated but I think I can push it out through my leggings.
*takes big breath*
*HHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGG*
>turd won't budge, the tensile strength of the leggings won't allow it to push any further
*HHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGG*
>turd refuses to go any further
*exhales*
>turd painfully retracts into anus
-Omg anon, it went back in. I think I'm gonna need your help to get this one out. Can you spot me :^)
*winks and farts*
>BRRRAP
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>>40407318
I want to take the brap pill but I don't know if I'm ready.
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>>40407612
g-d bless this post
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>>40406972
>oh god my anus is so fuckin itchy, please excuse me as I -
>BRRRRRROOOOOMMMPPPPFFFT
>uhm anon are you ok? You're swaying hee hee!
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brap posting is the best thing to come out of /tv/
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*plop*
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>>40407318
Let me guess: the pill is a suppository.
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>>40407969
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quiet pungent my dear
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>>40406628
B-back that a-ass. Up
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Spit on her butt
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>>40407612
>-Omg Anon, I think I'm having a type 2 on the Bristol scale
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>>40406628
>"Hey anon, sniff this!"
>scrunches face
>BBBBBRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPppppffffttttss
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tfw two (2) intelligent two (2) brap post (*bbbBBBrrRrAAAaaaaaAAAaapp*)
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>>40407318
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>>40407285
no it didn't, revenge for ass/thickfags spamming the entirety of 4chan
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BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....

BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPFFFFFF

Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....

BBBBBBRRRRRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT

Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….
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>>40409054
what did he mean by this?
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>>40409075
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0gPUXkB1QM2
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>>40409076
thank you!
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>>40409076
ded
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>>40409076
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>>40407969
cf pls go
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>>40407612
godspeed anon
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>>40406628
do a 360 and moonwalk away
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qum8XNeraPk
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>>40409076
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0gPUXkB1QM2
jesus fucking christ lmo
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>>40409044
fucking faggot, kys!
This is something fags did causes they dont want to see females ass anymore.
so much homos here, fucking insane
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>>40409054
The game.
New fags can't triforce.
You're a big guy.
Here's your you.

This is literally how dumb you are right now.
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>>40409076
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>>40406628
grab her by the [spoiler]penis[/spoiler]
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>>40407612
lmao
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>>40406628
>BBBRRRFFFFSSSTTTTPPPPLAAAAARRRTTTTT
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>>40406628
Just another day at your local commercial gym. Ladies gotta get those instagram follows.
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>>40409991

This is the case in my gym.

I've been watching this ugly chick take photos of herself in the mirror pulling faces for about five minutes. She has no tits, a flat flabby ass and loads of fat on her ribs. All angle photos.

Why are women so fucking vapid?
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FUCK YOU FUCKING BRAPPOSTERS!

I CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT GIRLS FARTING NOW. I SEE A QT AND ALL I CAN IMAGINE IS HER RIPPING A BOWEL DEFLATING, BASKETBALL VOLUME, CHEEK FLAPPING BRAAAAAAAAAPPPP. I JUST WANT TO SHOUT IT FROM THE TOP OF A MOUNTAIN.

I WANT MY LIFE BACK
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>>40410032
To be fair, being a "Social Media Personality" is a really easy way to make a ton of money

You just have to beat a bunch of other lazy people trying to cash in
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>>40407612
>Omg Anon, I think I'm having a type 2 on the Bristol scale
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>>40407612
HNNNGG posting?
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Good thing everyone here is gay.
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I'm a nurse and I have literally used my fingers to pull feces out of someone's constipated colon.

Your shitposting doesn't fade me, niggers.
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>>40411304
Any of those patients cute girls?
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>>40406628
"Hey Anon, I am feeling pretty gassy tonight. Come on over with your mouth and start licking my asshole."

"mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm... oooh baby, yeah. Just like that and..."

*grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrwwwwwwwwwwwwwwllllll*

"Oh my stomach, Anon open your mouth."

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP

"mmmmmmmm" *eyes roll back in ecstasy* "You're such a great man, Anon. Doing this all for me..."

"Uh oh, here comes another barrage. OPEN UP, QUICK!!!"

*BRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOP*
*MMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEERRRRREEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP*
*BLOOP BLOOP*

"UGH, The finally Anon, just for my luh... love"

*BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMP*

desu, fart posts help bring reality to females and let's you know they're human too. that means you can approach them like you do any other human and probably get laid.
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>>40407612
You have to live the rest of your life knowing you typed this. I pity you.
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>>40411304
please tell me you've fingered a hot girls ass full of shit
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>>40407612

>a slight but erotic tent
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>>40410058
THey have been taking down from the pedestal, What's your reason for working out now?
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>>40407356
Smoke DMT and leave everything and nothing behind.

Become a part of everything, as you always have been.

You are the female you stared at, you are her buttocks, you are her fart.
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>>40407612
>something has to give
ONE
>something has to give
TWO
>something has to give
THREE
BBBBBBRRPRPRPRPTPTPTPTPTPTTTTTT
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>>40413323
joe rogan please go
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>>40413336
LET MY POTTIES HIT THE FLOOR
LET MY POTTIES HIT THE FLOOR
LET MY POTTIES HIT THE FLOOOOOOOOOR
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>>40413323
Can't find this shit anywhere. Don't know how to use deepweb either.
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>>40410032
>Why are women so fucking vapid?
On a board where men post pictures of themselves, not for women, but for other men's approval? Seriously?
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>>40413395
1.We don't do it for sexual thrills. It's the equivalent of women showing off their new outfit.

2.We know for a fact that there are women here and in /r9k/ and /hm/ is just gay dude central so we have no place left to go.

3.Few of those guys are in fact gay as fuck so they do want to approval of other men.
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You brought this upon yourself Autist
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>>40406628
Why do women wear make up to the gym?
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i unironically have a fart fetish. im not even sure if its just because i havent had sex in a fucking long time and i need to find more and more weird shit to get off or its something i would actually enjoy

>>40413686
/r/4chan please go away
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>>40413952
>i unironically have a fart fetish

what the fuck
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>>40407612
This thread is killing me
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>>40414320
i mean it could be worse easily
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>>40407318
I need more pics like this.

Also i need someone to fart on my face.
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>>40409076
first the girl, now this

you guys are taking it too far
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>>40412327
>implying I want to fuck a brap machine
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>>40414396
*accidentally farts on your face*

tee hee, girls do this too you know!
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>>40406628
go do my workout because that doesn't look good
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>>40414475
It sounds and smells funny though
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>>40407612
>not eating the turd
not gonna make it
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>>40407318
>fart loving degenerates attempting to pass BRAAPPP posting off as a "red pill"




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