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Did not see thread, welcome to fat people hate
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Posting some old stuff to make up for OP not posting anything
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Anyone got that webm where the dude has yeast all over his legs?
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Don't have, also /r/ing powdered donut legs lady.
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Is it acceptable to hate my fucking hamplanet of a sister and her boyfriend for being happy while I work my ass off to look good and just try to pass the time each day until I hit 30 so I can kill myself?
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>>41149017
what is up with her skin
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>>41149008
Women will never be happy on the inside unless they are getting a good thourough dicking. And since the parties involved are fat that will never happen.
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>>41148948
>growing in numbers and in weight
is this ylyl?
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Was there ever a third episode of the Asanti brothers, or was it just the two?
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>>41149142
Look at her profile picture. Lies.
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>>41148961
Female /r9k/
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>>41149142
It's not that her outfit is slutty, it's that it's garbage.

How can someone who eats so much have no taste?
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>>41149148
They call them "negros", weird right?
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>>41148944
Ah yes, the classic "Fruit and vegetables are among the flotsam I suck in every high tide, so my diet is healthy," routine.
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>>41148929
Oh god. No awards for that performance.
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>mfw the brush disappeared in her leg rolls
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>>41149600
>Jolly
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Alright lads, I've lurked enough /fph/ that now I've got my own story to share.

This is the Tale of Peaches, the bane of my workplace. Now obviously her name isn't peaches, it's some unpronounceable ghetto-tier name despite her being as white as a baseball, shaped like one too, but a nickname is a nickname.

Here's a little backstory
>be me
>not you
>currently working my way through school
>working part time at a bar for the past 8 months, grill cook
>excellent at my job, boss uses me as a prime example of a good work ethic

Now onto peaches, if only the girl behind the name would be as sweet as the fruit.
>Monday night
>slow shift, prepping food on the grill
>in comes her
>words cannot describe the immense hatred I felt within the first minute of meeting her
>her hair was dyed like a rainbow
>she was easily 300 pounds at 5', maybe more
>her voice was a shrill as a banshee screaming into the abyss
>she then proceeds to introduce herself
>"Hey, I'm [unpronounceable gibrish], but you can just call me peaches. Try not to mess up my orders okay?"
>ending with a "cutesy" shit eating grin
>how I loathed that grin
>she walked out of the kitchen, presumably to meet and greet with the other waitress, godspeed to them
Little did I know this would be the end of my fun times working there.

Let's fast forward to where her shitty work skills began to show.
>Thursday night
>busiest kitchen night, half priced wings
>working my ass off to prep food, toss wings, and ensure each order is correct before heading out the window to the waitresses
>in comes a ticket for 200 wings
>name at the bottom: peaches
>spend the next 20 minutes cooking all the wings, tossing them, and setting them up in the window
>her order takes up the entire window and even the space on the heat lamp
>holler her name and place her ticket where it can be seen
>wait to prep other orders so there'll be window space
>don't want other food to get cold

Character limit, to be continued in next post.
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>>41148931
its just..... gone....
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>>41149780
Damn it anon either pre type or learn to type quicker.
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>>41148931
Science had predicted the existence of super massive black holes
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>>41149780
>take advantage of the slowdown to restock my station
>5 minutes pass, peaches is nowhere to be seen, holler her name again
>waitresses are getting antsy and tickets are backing up
>prepping food and having to manually pass it to waitresses waiting in window
>a gigantic fucking slow down on a busy night
>10 minutes pass, her food is getting progressively less fresh, send a waitress to go find her
>peaches arrives, panting, and starts to collect her food to go and serve it
>tell her: "I know you're new, but you need to learn to keep an ear out and check the window, we don't want food to go bad before it reaches the customer"
>she glares before giving me an empty hearted "sorry"
>realize then and there she'll be nothing but trouble
>and how I hate how right I was
Out of all the waitresses, she has the slowest pick up time on food. It had gotten so bad that the kitchen would wait 5-10 minutes before even cooking her food to ensure that it would be somewhat fresh by the time she arrived. To put it in perspective, all the other waitresses arrive within a minute to grab their food to take it to the customer.
>fast forward
>Thursday, same situation as before
>receive an order again from peaches, but this go-round only 30 wings and a quesadilla
>kitchen does the usual, and we wait a few minutes before putting it in the window for her
>continue to prep and serve more and more meals
>reach a slow down when I realize there's still an order in the window
>for peaches
>look at the ticket
>has been sitting there for a solid 45 minutes
>45 fucking minutes
Go on anon, bake some scrumptious chicken breast, but before you eat it, sit it on the counter for half an hour. It isn't tasty.
>Thursdays are stressful enough, about to lose my shit
>am a Nazi when it comes to food quality
>put coworker in charge of my station before I go to hunt her down
>find her in the break room, playing on her phone
>takes all of my restraint to not unleash the flames of a thousand suns

TBC.
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>>41148904
Well she's not that fat.
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Why do you guys hate fat people? Most of them are pretty jolly

I usually feel sorry for them unless they're absolute cunts, in that case yeah fuck em

But normal fatties, specially ones that have never been fit, I just think what a waste. I wish they knew how good feeling healthy and fit feels. Feels bad man.
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>>41149003
She's right there isn't any thin person trapped inside her because she's the person trapped under all that fat.
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>>41149837
I agree there is still hope.
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>>41148929
She would've been a qt if she wasn't so fat.
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>>41149173
>tfw you'll never be a fat Chad with a 9" dick who still looks good despite his weight because of his robust bone structure
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>>41149818
The beauty of phoneposting.

>>41149828
>keep my calm
>"its been 45 minutes since your order's been ready. You need to stay focused when it comes to making sure you get your food to the customers on time."
>"uh, I'm on break, its not my job to worry about that."
>that condescending tone, I could feel Costanza peering into my soul
>proceed to ask her who she transferred her tables to before taking a break
>"no one, everyone else was too busy to take them, I was tired, so I just decided they could wait."
>my job was worth more than beating her to a pulp, decided to walk out and shift responsibility
>grab the assistant manager on staff, send him to handle her before I go ballistic
>go back to my station, throwaway the old food, and eventually get shit sorted out with customer
>give him some extra food for free as an apology
>luckily he was too drunk to really care
Now anons, I'm a nice guy, not a fedora, but genuinely kind. It takes a lot to upset me, my last job, I was 14 months in before I finally lost my cool because another employee's negligence had gotten me written up, but that's a story for another time. Peaches managed to strike every chord in my body with dissonance even the likes of Eric Whitacre never imagined.
>later that night assistant manager pulls me aside
>anon I need to talk to you about your actions earlier
>forsee a bit of praise for going out of my way to find the rogue waitress
>"Peaches told me how you verbally assaulted her for her actions."
>wut
>"She said that she didn't know she had to transfer tables before going on break, and that you coming in and insulting her for it was uncalled for."
>you fucking wot
>explain my side of the story, he nods, and says just don't let it happen again
>later talk to the general manager and my story is set clear, he apologizes for the AM wrongly accusing me
>all is right with the world
>except now Peaches had a personal vendetta against me

One more post left, how she tried to get me fired.
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>>41149828

pulled up a chair.
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>>41149896

This better end with peaches giving u a blowy
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>>41149896
>posted 10 minutes ago as of now
>waiting on the conclusion so I can go to bed

Cmon peaches hurry the fuck up
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>over the course of two weeks she did everything she could to make me look bad
>would talk bad about me to waitresses
>would attempt to swap food orders as if it were my shortcomings
>ie: taking ranch seasoned fries instead of plain fries to a table, etc
>suffice to say I was pissed, but kept myself calmed
>then came the day she tried to get me fired
>Friday night
>kitchen is slow but the bar is hopping
>co worker is out back washing off floor mats and carts
>helping out wait staff by running dishes for them
>rack after rack of drinking glasses being washed
>thats when she showed up to the dishwasher
>she set down a glass rack and gave me a glare, little did I know she was plotting against me
>I ram the glasses through, and she offered to help
>assumed she wanted to make amends
>if only women were that kind of people
>she grabbed a rack of glasses, and hosted them against her hip
>"I'll take these to the cooler for you, anon!"
Side note, glasses are stored in the cooler for 10 minutes before going to the bar, keeps your beer cold.
>thank her and go to fill a clean glass rack
>then I hear the crash
>sound of a dozen glasses falling and hitting the ground followed by a loud thud
>hear her holler
>"ANON!"
>immediate reaction is she needs help, I was rushing nonetheless to see if she was okay
>"WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!"
>wait what
>a few customers at their tables looking at me through the window
>waitress and assistant manager rush back, waitress goes to help peaches, assistant manager goes to ask her what happened
>"I was wanting to help anon out by running this glass rack for him but he pushed me instead!"
>assistant manger is pissed, waitress gives me death glare
>he forcefully pulls me aside demanding to know what happened
>I explain
>"I've got no fucking idea, one minute I'm filling a glass rack and the next I hear a crash."
>she squeals "that's not true! You pushed me down when I turned my back to you!"

I lied, one more post. Gotta love a 2000 character limit.
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I'm having a hard time believing this story...

Will wait till the end
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>>41149968
I'm betting there were security cameras that saw the whole thing?
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>>41149354
Just the two.
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>>41149968
>assistant manger looks back at me
>"I'm tired of this, you've been nothing but trouble when it comes to her, I can't have you physically assaulting waitresses just because you don't get along with them. Clock out, go home, you'll get a call from the General Manager tomorrow."
>attempt to defend myself
>he responds: "go."
>clock out
>say goodnight to coworker
>get a beer before I walk out
I would have quit then and there but the money's too good, plus the GM works with my school schedule.
>fast forward to next day, get a call between classes from my GM
>"Anon, I heard what happened between you and peaches. Now, I've already heard her side of the story, tell me yours."
>explain what I said to the AM
>"alright, and your sure that's what happened? Because this is serious, she's got a fractured ankle from the incident."
>tell him I'm sure, and he says he'll investigate the cameras before making a final decision
>begin to count my blessings
>only camera in the kitchen is facing the keg cooler
>get a call later in the evening
>its the GM
>"Anon, please meet me down at the store."
>he doesn't say anything else, it would all be explained when I arrived
>get there, fat bitch is on crutches
>"Now anon, I've reviewed the security footage, there isn't much to see, but after careful investigation, I can say that you are not at fault for the incident."
>breath a sigh of relief, peaches is visually upset
>he looks to peaches
>"and as for you, consider this your last day, you're free to come by and pick up your paycheck when it arrives."
>she pipes up
>"this isn't fair! Anon pushed me! He's the reason my ankle is broken!"
>gm responds: "no, you fractured your ankle because you slipped and fell, and instead of admitting it you blamed my employee. Now get out of my store."
>decides to give me a blowy right then and there
>jk, sorry >>41149948
>she limps out, tail between legs
>last I ever saw of her
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>>41149968
Type faster.
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>>41150033
funny/aggravating shit man thanks for sharing
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>>41150033
Nice.
Did you walk the dinosaur into the sunset?
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>>41150033
Thats my story anons, happened about a month ago, last I heard about her she tried to sue the store for negligence but it was dismissed. You're free to believe it or not, but for me it'll always be a friendly reminder for myself and the GM to never fucking work with a fat piece of shit.

Its 4am now, sorry for my slow typing, I'm gonna try and sleep now. Goodnight /fph/.
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>>41148912

>lesbian
>single mother

Kek
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>>41149780
>as white as a baseball, shaped like one too

kek'd audibly
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>be chef
>new waitress is fat as fatass
>is way too slow
>confront her about it
>starts hating me for it
>falls over and breaks her ankle
>blames me
>almost get fired
>manager checks CCTV, absolves me and fires fatty instead

wew that was hard
fucking character limits, right?
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>>41150033
Kek, nice story Anon
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>>41149008
>until I hit 30

Why wait? Don't wanna die a virgin?
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>>41149835
i thought i was on the wrong board for a second you patrician fuck
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>>41150033
Great writing anon. I kind of hope you get some more shitty coworkers so you can write more nice greentexts. Overall i think these casual fat people stories are much better content than the usual 600lb circle hate jerk.
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>>41148944
>we try not to have takeouts
>pizza & pepsi in the background
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>>41149401
underrated
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>>41150089
that is not how you tell an interesting story though anon
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>>41150089
I won't remember reading this one though.
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>be me 4 months ago
>step on scale during physical
>352 lbs
>freak out, but don't think about it
>see /fit/, see fph
>see the worst possible future
>read the sticky
>be me now
>below 300 pounds
>can run a mile in 12 minutes
>deadlift 200
>squat 190
>bench 185
>soreness a reminder that your body is changing
>every day feels better than before

thank you /fit/
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>>41150461
good job, anon
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>>41150461
Good for you anon, but I personally wouldn't run at 300 pounds, just asking for some fucked knees.
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>>41150461
See, this is the ideal scenario we want from fph threads, scaring the populace into fixing their health, showing them what would happen if they don't.

Great job, anon, keep fighting the good fight, don't stop.
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>>41148920
She should be arrested for indecent exposure for starters. She should aso be done for assault. Look at the psychological trauma she's obviously caused that bloke on the left. He's definitely going to be suffering from ptsd.
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>>41150564
I had that problem, but I cut out beans and dairy and the joint pain went away
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>>41148931
no fucking way that thing just disappeared in there
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>>41148954
So she wanted a guy while blaming herself for all her problems, then the guy found himself a girlfriend and she decided that everything is now everyone else's fault and the guy is an arsehole for ending up with someone better than her.
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>>41149402
Kek.
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>>41150806
It's not her, it's that "friend". She used to be fine, losing weight, that guy was aware of her and probably waiting for her to slim down and grow more confident. And all the while that "friend" was whispering poison in that girls ear.
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>>41150033
I'm glad your GM made the right call, the Assistent Manager however should learn about this experience though.
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>>41149401
Kek. I'm stealing that one.
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>>41148931

Is this form My 600lb Life? iirc, this girl actually fucking made it.
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>>41148994

That pool is probably 50% sweat
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>>41149011
>tfw your bikini uses enough fabric to cover a Muslim girl
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>>41148904
Ex gf looked exactly like that, she gave the best gobby's.
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>>41150871
Girls are awful to each other
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>>41148994
How much would someone have to pay you to drink that water?
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>>41151169
Depends on how much stuff I can see in the glass
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>>41149600
>this is your body on green giant sweetcorn
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>>41150461
keep fighting the good fight brah, we're all gonna make it
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Great image; haven't seen it in one of these threads before, thanks for posting
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>>41151183
Why would you say that?
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>>41151430
Once you get past 100 grand most people will do crazy shit. (Odds are you're in most people)
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>>41151537
I'd kill someone for 50k, maybe drink a glass of that puss water for 10k. Any less isn't worth the ptsd.
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>>41151557
At 10k I'd need to see the glass, if there wasn't a ton of shit in there I might, but if there's a handful of skin/puss/shit in there I'd need more money, or a smaller glass.
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>>41150461
godspeed anon
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>>41151169
How much water we talkin anon?
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>>41151364
Save it, it's all yours my friend!
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>>41151606
2L soda bottle that one of these fatties downed then submerged in the tub while they were in there.
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>>41150616
And this is why we shouldn't coddle fats: somehow they find a way to prevaricate logic and facts to fit their world view

Cutting out whatever doens't make your joints mechanically superior, fatso. Sooner or later you'll tear something, be forced to rest for a month and gain everything back with interests.

Go cycling or elliptical or something, tubby, and get back to /fph/ when you are human again.
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>>41151624
And you have one hour to drink it.
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>>41150871
Personally I think Virgie Tovar's face would look like used toilet paper even 100 pounds slimmer
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>>41151624
Enough to cover the medical costs + 150k
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>>41148983
old but gold
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>>41151646
You sell a tough bargain, I'll call up my producer and see if we can't wrangle together some fatties.

Good luck anon.
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>>41148994

>that skinny guy being tender with jabba

what why
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>>41151671
Fuck anon, I say we start a reverse bidding war.

>going for $140
>any lower offers?
>going once
>going twice
>going thr.....
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>healty and beautiful!
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JUST
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>>41151718
>$140
Ment to say.
>$140k
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>>41151718
Now that I've thought about it I'd do it for 100k and a lifetime supply of sips.
that's the lowest I'm willing to go desu
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>he was so happy he cried.
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>>41151766
>We've got 100k folks
>100k and a lifetime supply of sips
>Can we go lower folks?
>Our next minimum bet will be 100k without the sips.
>Do we have any offers.


>No?
>Going once.
>Going twice....
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>>41151730
>fat girls can sit
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>>41149148
Keloids. Pretty common in black people. Little cuts and blemishes turn into a hardened lump of scar tissue. Probably like an overreaction of the healing mechanism
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>>41150033
Gj anon
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>>41148912
that dude was still a dick desu
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>>41150461

Keep going man I lost 40KG since browsing /fit/ and have never been happier. A goal in my life was to be able to simply tuck a shirt into my pants and have a flat stomach, something so simple and normal was a goal in my life and every day I wake up I am shocked when I look in the mirror. God bless 4 chan and /fit/ I love you heartless bastards.
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>>41151970
I am the same goal Anon, I just want to have a flat stomach. So I got up from my ass, bought a gym card at the local gym. I am going to ask next week if they can help me do a program so I can more efficiently burn the fat on my stomach
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>>41149835
>>41150164
literally the first thing that came to my mind
hello fellow /mu/tants
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>>41151793
Such fucking pussies
I'd literally do it for 1k and just puke it out
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>>41152028
>spot fat loss

R E A D T H E S T I C K Y
E K
A C
D I
T T
H S
E E
S H
T T
I D
C A
K E
Y K C I T S E H T D A E R
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>>41151730
>tattoos are permanent
>fat isnt
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>>41148912
Fallyn Star
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>>41149845
most people here are the same. notice how the thread is mostly filled with HAES tumblrinas
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>>41151970
Ga'bless amen
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>>41150461
You can't do a mile in 3 minutes? Sad!
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>>41152053
Different anon, I would do it too. But, if I tried to puke it up a la bulimia, it wouldn't work because I have no gag reflex. And there lies the dilemma.
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>>41152087
>Here let me finish that for you.

R E A D T H E S T I C K Y
E A D T H E S T I C K Y R
A D T H E S T I C K Y R E
D T H E S T I C K Y R E A
T H E S T I C K Y R E A D
H E S T I C K Y R E A D T
E S T I C K Y R E A D T H
S T I C K Y R E A D T H E
T I C K Y R E A D T H E S
I C K Y R E A D T H E S T
C K Y R E A D T H E S T I
K Y R E A D T H E S T I C
Y R E A D T H E S T I C K
R E A D T H E S T I C K Y
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>>41152221
>no hidden fat hate message
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>>41151628
I have to run, on a treadmill I'm forced to keep up a pace that I wouldn't on my own, on the street I have to hit my goal distance and walk back. It's too easy to slack on cardio on other things.
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>>41150461
You are gonna make it annon, good work
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>>41151852
I bet you wanna shoot ya harpoon in me blow hole ya dirty fisherman.
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I don't even understand.
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>>41152245
Find yourself a track and do 2.4km (it's the perfect distance where you can really push yourself without having sore legs) and just focus on getting better times, I'm getting around 7:30 minutes, once you break 12 minutes it's nothing from then on.
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>>41152087
Sticky or not there is slight evidence in support of spot reduction through increased blood flow from contractions of adjacent muscles, that being said if you are fat as fattass this won't help you, when you are almost there and trying to get those abs that already show to be a little harder then it is probably beneficial

https://www.t-nation.com/diet-fat-loss/spot-reduction-is-real
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>>41152321
>no numbers on effectiveness
Effects extremely likey to end up being negligible.
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>>41148931

>When the brush disappears into her leg fat rolls

Truly God has abandoned us, for all I see are unspeakable evils.
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>>41152053
>Sold to the absolutely degenerate puss drinker in the back.
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>>41150089
Your version is boring
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>>41150033
Great story that never happened.

t. A cook for 15 years
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>>41150089
you're a twat at least other anon contributed to our shitty norwegian igloo making pinboard
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>>41151718
100k
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>>41152349
Yeah like I said if your fat as fattass it's pointless, if you are already there and looking for better there is potential but it probably won't make much of a difference, there are more studies if you care to look for them, I was just pointing out that it's not exactly a myth, it's still not terribly helpful
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>>41148912
God have mercy on her child
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>>41152434
You missed out another anon said he'd do it for 1k then vomit it up after.
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>>41148929
>be 100 lb womanlet
>fat girl looks more womanly than me
Yah fucking fat privilege man
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>>41151730
I am pretty sure that original statue was just a dud but was preserved for millenia.

>>41152512
but that's stupid if it gets vomited, have you guys seen an eating contest that allowed vomiting?
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>>41149425
Come on, not even a raspberry award?
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>>41151587
Sounds reasonable
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>>41152424
I too doubt the likelihood of any dining establishment ever hiring an incompetent rainbow haired hamplanet for a waitress. Out of the four restaurants I've been at I think I remember one marginally overweight hostess, and she was the owners niece, and extremely competent.

Great story though. Frankly don't care if it's legit.
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>>41148983
She later admits she was full of shit and goes on to lose weight though.
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>>41152245
Push the incline up to raise your heart rate. Only increase speed when you have to, to keep your heart rate up. You will save your knees, then when you have to increase speed, you will be a strong runner who doesn't even notice hills.
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>>41152294
>>41152139
kek
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>>41152745
That sounds like a good idea, I'll start increasing the incline, worst case I end up dropping to 4 mph for a bit.
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>>41148912
>Fallyn Star

That poor bastard, to be raised by a fat feminist stripper while his black father dipped out.
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>>41151730
>we will make history
>we will do great things
Is she basing this on some random one-off statue we found in the dirt? She thinks being fat will make her Napoleon? Lmao
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>>41151911
>abs on women
Into the bin it goes
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>>41152424
>>41152737
Just because your working lives are boring and uneventful, don't think it applies to everyone else m8
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>>41149020
Fuck you you disgusting piece of shit. Jesus fucking christ
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>>41152792
Don't aim to go fast, aim to remain as slow as you can, while getting the cardio you require.
Speed will come, but trust me - half-ass your runs, but do cardio like your life depends on it.
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>>41148973
beautiful
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>>41148961
5 minutes later
https://youtu.be/19USKv77uDc
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>>41148875
Whitney doing the least, as always
https://youtu.be/dA2kPPlXDgc
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>>41149020
I cannot eat now.
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>>41148994
Sea world is really disgusting for putting that many whales in such a small tank.
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>Anon, I want you to lose 150 pounds in two weeks so we can get you into surgery
what do?
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>>41153320
Order a pizza
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>>41149837
>Well she's not that fat.
Try "not that ugly" and see how that sounds.
Pretty goofy, right? She's fat as shit, and just because you're fatter, doesn't make her any less nasty.
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>>41152242
>ugly
?????
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>>41148931
How do I get those leg gains?
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>>41153320
Eats the doctor.
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>>41148912
>Uses the y for I's to look cool and original but looks like children typed it
>Alcoholic
>22 year old mom
>Raver
>Beauty School and no clear direction

No doubt is the child's life going to be fucked in the future. Not only is she fat but she is a failure at life.
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>>41149020
DELET THIS
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>>41149401
Kek thats pretty good
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>>41148912
You see, it kinda wad her fault for handling this poorly.
One she should have just told security that she was being hastled.
Two she's a stripper, how much respect does she expect to get?
And three she's a fat stripper, what did she expect?

Manager was right for being pissed. She probably pulls shit like this all the time.
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>>41149020
>04
shit i'm still high and have no idea what the fuck is going on.
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>>41152852
Just what drugs do you have to be on and give out to have this happen?

I've had my dick sucked in public but never my ass eaten
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>>41148948
Mental gymnastics the post.
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>>41150033
>>41150055
god fucking speed anon, you done did great
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Fatty here, trying to get fitter slowly but surely. Can any anon tell me if these are good though, it's all I've been eating for the past month along with mixed frozen veggies and brown rice.
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>>41151852
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>>41148954
This just goes on and on.

Cognitive dissonance is sad to watch. No matter who the person is.
But facts are facts. Fat isn't healthy or attractive.
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>>41148994
She (purple curtain wearing pig) was on 600 lb life.
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>>41148983
>I do roughly an hour of intense yoga a day
>intense yoga
>intense
Thinks she'll be fit with yoga bullshit
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>>41150033
Good shit, anon.
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>>41153589
wtf are "these"?
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>>41153528
I live near where this pic was taken and ecstacy, meth or ket are the drugs of choice here. Hope that narrowed it down
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>>41153709
Chicken breast tenders, I forgot to add that
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>>41149401
kek'd
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>>41149896
fuck that bitch
Fat people are the most thin skinned people on earth
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>>41149780
>if only the girl behind the name would be as sweet as the fruit
kek
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>>41149819
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>>41150183
haha holy shit didn't even notice that
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>>41149401
First of all, kek
Second of all
>outfits not even slutty
t. slut
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>>41149011
fucking lol'd
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>>41153364
Cola chugs 4xf
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>>41151730
Fucking millenials, I swear to christ. Middle aged fatties just get defensive and bury their head in fatlogic. Only you youngsters insist on normalizing every bit of degeneracy you find yourself drawn to.
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>>41154000
>Am I cool yet dad I posted it xD
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>>41153240
>2:10 if you feel the thigh cramp, ignore it
>2:11 Whitney feels the thigh cramp, doesn't ignore it
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>>41151889
?
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>>41149011
The front and back looks the same
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>>41152433
>adjective, Country of origin, crafting activity, forum meme
Back to r/eddit with you
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>>41150089
t. Autismo who gets mad because girls find all of his stories boring.
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>mfw lost some weight and can now go 1 tighter on wristband watch
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>>41154013
You must be 18 to post on this site, friend.
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>>41151164
>be tomboy throughtout adolescent life
>always hung out with the boys
>enter high school
>girls would call me slut
>thse boys are the type no girl would even glance at
>they were the best bros always had my back
>a few feet of us we can always hear drama shit from the girls
>all the while we would talk shit and laugh
>play hacky sack with one bringing a blow dart and target practice with it
>no drama no nothing

Even if one brought in a gf, they werent into drama as well because we would shut that shit down. I miss them.
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>>41154132
>Anon posted an le epic facebook maymay and says degenerate
>Says I'm the underage
>>41154138
No one fucking cares roastie
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>>41153589
From a weight loss view, it's 680 calories per package. So you can eat it as long as it's not blowing your calorie deficit.
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>>41154142
>Criticizes edge lords behavior
>Unironically says roastie
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>>41154143
Thanks anon
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>>41154138
Tomboys make GOAT mates, as long as their not LARPing
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>>41153589
if it has a nutrition label you probably shouldn't be eating it
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>>41154129
Nice!
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>>41148931
Of all the things I've seen on the internet.
All the gore.
All the rekt.
All the fucked up things I've seeb on /b.
All the /fit rekt threads...watching dudes drop 500lbs on their necks and shit.
That video of those dudes who beat that guy with a hammer.
2girls1cup.
The classics from my childhood:
>goatse
>tubgirl
>meatspin
>lemon party

None of them compare to the feelings I get in my stomach, the tightness in my throat, and pressure behind my eyes when watching that brush handle disappear.

This webm is literally my, "Oh, I can't watch that one, it's too much."
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>>41148954
Thats the girl from the pic of a girl eating that massive burger with "taco" tattooed across her fingers.

Im pretty sure thats her.
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>>41154174
What a dumb thing to say
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>>41149003
This is the shit I don't understand. Besides looking gross and having a huge lack of discipline, they're fucking unhealthy. You can't ever argue with me about how being unhealthy is the right choice. I'll never support fat bitch movement, however, if you need help on a diet you can hit me up. Most fatties are super hot skinny, they were just hurt so they eat and justify it any way they can. It's fucking weakness and who the fuck wants a weak partner?
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>>41154279
>thinking she actually has an ass
>white people
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>>41149017
She's wearing two bras in an effort to make her boobs look better.
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>>41154257
what's dumb about that?

95% of my food doesn't have nutrition labels

I think the only stuff that does is the chicken stock I buy and whole milk for making kefir

The rest is just meat, veggies, fruits, and bulk carbs
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years ago at a house party, i was nearly blackout drunk at 2am and a whale starts hitting on me. she tells me straight up she wants to blow me. I knew the house owner and didn't want to do gross shit in his house, so we went into the woods and she's blowing me for about 15 minutes. It's terrible, lots of teeth. I'm drinking while she's blowing me to stay as close to blackout as possible.

To fatty's credit, she wasn't getting impatient and kept going without saying a word. But I wanted to go to sleep so I tell her I gotta fuck if anything's gonna happen. She had a condom on her. I pinched the packaging it to make sure there was still air in there, don't trust no fat bitch condom. She gets on all 4 and her gut reaches the ground. I remember looking at her ass for like a minute before trying to navigate in, and fail to see an angle of attack. I tell her she's gotta put it in for me. She can't reach behind herself to reach her own asshole, let alone my dick.

I pull my pants up and walk home, really disgusted with myself. That was when I started getting fit, and stopped drinking.
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>>41150033
Peaches man. Fucking peaches. Can't hide from the cameras stupid beeootch
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>>41154318
What do you mean what's dumb about that? It's fucking retarded.

All of those get labeled depending on their /packaging/, not the food itself. It's still the same food. Buy a bag of broccoli and it will have a nutrition label. Sure if you buy loose broccoli it won't, but it's still fucking broccoli either way.
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>>41154257

i thought it was great advice. part of the reason why people get fat is because they don't know how to cook, and eat too much pre-packaged food. learning to cook nutritious meals is a part of slimming down and getting fit. i don't know how anyone can say if something is good or bad to eat based on the nutrition label rather than the ingredient list. seems to me you're the idiot here.
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>>41154357
holy kek I can picture it in my mind
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>>41153659
Exactly, yoga is something you do once or twice a week on top of your regular workout routine so your muscles don't hate you. It's not for weight loss.
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>>41151092
To the morgue?
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>>41154159
No I am not, I only talk to two of them out of the group. Last I heard, one died due to choking on his food, one got fit as fuck (skinny tall dude) and the others I have no idea since I dont go to Facebook to find them
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>>41154431
why would you ever buy a bag of broccoli for 2-3x the price as a big floret?
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>>41154357
>anon you got one sentence to tell your future kids
>...
>looks at wife
>looks back at kids
>*..deep sigh
>"dont trust no fat bitch condom"
>gods applaud
BTW
story was sick I woulda done the same UNTIL u said, stomach hit the ground.

fuuucked bro
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>>41154492
>one died due to choking on his food
>Americans
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>>41154357
Kek
So the whole "fatties give head like they are hungry" shit inst true?
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>>41149008
>I'm going to commit le suicide!
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>>41154511
more like
>dont fuck a woman who brings a condom
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>>41154563

i have been told traps and faggots give the best blowjobs. i wouldn't know personally. i'm married and get as much pussy as i want. i even get to fuck her in the ass from time to time. i was never the type of guy who would pick a blowjob over pussy, so i'm happy with my situation. only had one blowjob from a fatty and it wasn't very good.
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>>41149828
>>41149780
>>41149896
>>41150033

somebody cap all this bullshit it's a solid B+
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>>41148931
She looks like she'd be gorgeous if she wasn't fat desu
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>>41152139
>>41152139

No shit, heffalump. it doesn't please me at all
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>>41149402
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>>41154575
Mind if i save this pic?
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>>41154357

light weight maximum reps, that's why Hank Hill looks like shit he doesn't know wtf he's doing

>gotta lift big
>to get big
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>>41154636
pretty sure that's Amber Rachdi, one of the show's success stories.
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>>41149142
I just wanna see that outfit on an actually attractive girl
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>>41153320
>remove legs + arms
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>>41153589
Tendies?
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>>41154725
Indeed
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>>41154491
Not the guy you're replying to but this one legit made it. And her mission in life is to help everyone make it. Pretty inspiring desu.

https://twitter.com/amberrachdi
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>>41152139
i like how they always draw the necks and the jawlines like they're slim people. While we all know that fatpeople often dont a have jawline or only 1 chin
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>>41149845
Nice pasta, fatty
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>>41154741
Had them with hard boiled eggs last night. Shit was cash
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>>41150033
Good of you to take so much pride in your work. Seriously. I live in LA where most food service people are just trying to work in the industry and don't give a shit.

>also double checked.
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>>41154318
Water has a nutrition label
Fresh cut fruits/veggies have nutrition labels that just say calories and the only ingredient is the vegetable.
You retard
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>>41154811
look at all those vegetable labels!
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>>41154811
m8
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>>41154811
>missing his point
Let me spell out what that guy is saying you fucking raging retard. Do you know what doesn't have nutrition labels? Fresh fucking produce. Same with most meat. Look at that pic you fucking dumbass >>41154174

Go hang yourself. Now.
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>>41154771

>tfw she loses weight but the boobs stay the same size

Damn.
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>>41154811
>making it
>not cutting your own vegetables

t. fatties
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>>41150616
This is bait, right? You can't seriously be this fucking stupid
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>>41154877

>meat
>no nutrition label
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>>41154932
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>>41154932
>buying meat with a nutrition label

that's tofurkey anon
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>>41154932
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>>41149008
Why would you hate them? Is staying in shape and having a life not its own reward?

Think of how you'd feel if you looked and felt like shit. Being depressed and out of shape is not a life of luxury.
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>>41148931
>Everyday, we stray further from the light of god.
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>>41155028

I don't have a good butcher close to me.

>>41155049
>>41155077

Do you just not buy frozen/packaged meat?
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>>41154689
Fair play to her. What a massive change. Well done. I'm happy now anons.
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>>41155122
does your packaged meat come with nutrition labels?

What's the point, it's not like they would be remotely accurate anyways, even the same cuts are way different depending on the animal, butcher, location of the cut, etc.
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>>41155049
>being richfag enough to only buy bothered meat, freshly picked veg, and spring water
I'm more than a little salty desu
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>>41155193
>being rich

It's called going to your farmer's market and talking to the people that produce the things that you put into your body, and then purchasing it directly from them without a middleman
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the only packaged meat I don't trust is ground beef. So I make my own.
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What the fuck happened to this thread
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>>41155228
:(
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>>41155221
I do that during the summer months, but not much produce being grown in the snow.
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>>41148973
I don't understand this, can somebody please explain it?
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>>41155352

>what are hydroponics

But seriously, I will never understand why people choose to live in places with shitty weather. The hilarious thing is that most of those cities have a way higher cost of living. We're human being that depend on food, why would you choose to live in a place where fresh food is only available for 3 months of the year? It's part of the reason everyone is fucking depressed in those places
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>>41148994

It's like an alternative timeline where fried eggs became the dominant species
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>>41155358
>fat girl gets rejected by a normal guy because she is fat
>is upset she can't find love.
>meets a fat guy who also can't find love.
>they aren't attracted to each other because of the fatness.
>fat people fail to see the irony in this.
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>>41155400
some of us don't have a choice in the matter
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>>41155358
>fat girl gets rejected for being fat
>fat girl is heartbroken
>fat girl goes to cry on a park bench
>fat guy, also heartbroken, joins her on bench
>the two see each other, heartbroken
>expectation is that they fall for each other during their heartbrokenness since they're both fatties
>instead they reject each other for being fat
>even though they're both fat themselves
>this subverts our expectations

fat people always talk about how much they should be accepted, loved, found sexy, etc for being fat even though most wouldn't go for other fat people if given a choice
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>>41155435
>some of us don't have a choice in the matter

you can keep telling yourself this, but that doesn't make it true
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>>41150033

How do people like that even get employed in the first place?
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>>41155604
Literally because they're a woman
>>
https://saludmovil.com/first-sugar-tax-soda-california/

>Soda sugar tax us enacted
>Cuts soft drink sales
>Water sales go up.

Lol this is going to trigger the fatties and it is doing a great job if it. They are whining on leddit about it as well.
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really gets the ol noggin cloggin, doesn't it?
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>>41152852

Is that Ricky from trailer park boys?
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>>41153240
What a slacker, she just does nothing while the rest aren't looking, and she even has the breath to laugh and talk at the end of it, not even 50% effort from Whitney.
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>>41154578
>dont fuck a woman who practices safe sex, and is prepared for when your degenerate ass doesnt have a rubber
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>>41155697
Nah lad that's Decky from down the road
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>>41154681
Take it, it's all yours my friend!
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>>41155179

I use an app similar to MFP so I save foods as 100g macros, then weigh it myself after ive cooked it and in just input the weight, the calories have to be semi accurate because ive lost weight eating using this method (Want to lose 2lbs a week, using this method I lose 1.8 - 2.2 lbs a week, have been going for 4 months).

I only buy packaged meats because of the labels and after doing calculations, Im only losing around £3's worth of weight by doing this instead of buying from a butcher.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdUHxLHBEz0
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>>41155745
That wasn't your picture to give away
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>>41151730
>this ancient crude statue of a woman at the height of pregnancy is representative of my fat lardass eating burger king 12 times a day!

fucking dumbass has no understanding of historical context
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>>41155642

There had to be thinner women around that could do the job, doubt there's a shortage of young girls willing to work as waiters
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>>41152294
here's what pisses me off about pictures like those, the ones we see so often on /fph/ where some fatty will cry "WAAAAH BEING FAT IS SO HARD" in an obnoxious comic

if being fat is so hard, and it's such a struggle for you and your self esteem, maybe TRY LOSING SOME FUCKING WEIGHT THEN DUMBASS
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>>41155858
You get a job for existing with a cunt in this world anon, don't be naive
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I switched gyms because fat people were picking on me. My left knee has a huge scar from ACL surgery and my right knee has a scar from a car accident. I'm really self conscious about them.

Every time I came in they would announce that the blowjob crack whore is back while on the cycle machine with XL soda cups. If I'm doing the leg press machine they'll come by and warn me that my scarred up bj knees might tear open.

I talked to the staff about it. They gave them a "verbal warning" which just increased their bullying on me.

I just want my knees to be strong again so I can figure skate more confidently. I'm playing rec soccer now but I want to be more competitive again soon.

Fat people at gyms always worry about being judged yet they are throwing flame at me.
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>>41155858
>implying girls these days want to work hard
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>>41155937

Sure, but picking between hiring a fatass with a cunny and a normal person that also has a cunt to work as a waiter doesn't seem to be such a difficult choice to make
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>>41155955
that really sucks, but if a fat person ever picks on you again, just make a fat face at them and rub your stomach or touch your toes. don't even say a word.

plus you should've got it on video/audio and went to management twice. no gym wants actual bullying.
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>>41154292
T. Fat fuck
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>>41154292
Hello nigger
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>>41150461
Good job anon, just remember, we all still hate you till you're 190lbs
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>>41153193
Kek
Loved that
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>>41156055
This was in January I was much more sensitive about my knees and everything and didn't have much of a spine. I didn't think about recording it since I used my phone for music.

Thank you for your support!
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>>41148961
this has to be my all time favorite post
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>Last weekend
>go drinking with 3 female classmates
>two girls are really into me, previously hooked up with one
>See whale flopping against fit bro
>the fucking girls see her and start talking about 'feminism'
>guy looks like he's just trying not to get crushed
>girls "good for her" "He should take her home" etc.
>I say he's not into it, get bitched out about how that's sexist
>Wait for a min then ask the guy what workout gave him nice abs
>happily tells me about it
>fatty rolls off for a min, to get another beer
>cut conversation short, he gets it, runs off
>see fatty looking upset searching the bar for him
>girls I'm with give me nasty looks
>Point out coercion is a type of rape
>went home alone
>worth it
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>>41150033
Fat people are shit workers. That said, if someone is fucking up and youre not their supervisor, you have nothing to gain by tracking them down and telling them what to do. Either politely let them know your concern or take it to their supervisor. After that food leaves your area its not really your concern.
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>>41148994
what happens if one of them slips and goes under the water? theres no way they could mobilize to save her
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>>41156281
>What is fattie levels of buoyancy?
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>>41149837
She's pretty fucking fat
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>>41154840
>tfw no such veggie section at my local store
>just end me
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>>41156247
You did a good thing anon
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>>41156251
A waiter who lets food sit or tampers with the food is directly disrespecting a cook's work. A cook who cares about his work will take this personally. It's definitely more professional to go through superiors, but that's hard to do in the heat of the moment.
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>>41156298
where do you live?

go to the farmers market...mexican and asian stores will have good produce selection too, you will just need to eat them faster since they usually don't keep them refrigerated like a typical supermarket
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>>41153718
>fatty surviving on nothing but veggies, brown rice and tendies

it's like /fit/ and /r9k/ had a baby
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>>41155955

When I read these stories they seem so surreal

What the fuck, no one ever deserves that.
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>>41148973
The comic would also start to mirror real-life more if the girl was screaming about how she shouldn't be forced to date fat guys, with the fat guy not even bothering and going back to his 2D women
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>>41156366
Fuck you anon I'm trying
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>>41156412
i'm joking anon, in all seriousness good for you for making a change. im proud of you
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>>41156405
>whale riding a hippo
Nature is truly amazing
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>>41156457
T-thanks anon
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>>41156247
Ya dun gud son
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>>41155955
I agree with recording it. Or make some sort of comment about how they couldn't get you to touch their dicks if they tried.
Unless their women. In which case you could say regardless of what the scars are from that at least means guys want it from you
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>>41156247
as a fat fuck, the fact that fat women think they "deserve" to sleep with the 10/10 guy because 'muh feminism" makes me wanna fucking toss a obese bitch on a saw blade

seriously, if us bigger guy's cant fuck the Stacy's, why the fuck do they think they can fuck the chads? good work, Anon
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>>41156405
>she knows what "spaghetti" and "lasagna" are
By that logic I speak German because I know what sauerkraut is.
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>>41156405
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>>41155955
Push back bro. Next time they do that ask them how many calories to go before they can reproduce via asexual fission.
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>>41155955
i agree with >>41156055, you have no obligation to be nice to these people or to hold your tongue when they're berating you like that. if it happens again you're totally justified to mercilessly slate them, i'm inferring you're all women so i doubt a violent response is likely
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>>41156325
>A waiter who lets food sit or tampers with the food is directly disrespecting a cook's work.
Its not a gourmet resturaunt. Hes cooking wings. Being able to control your emotions is a basic work skill.
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>>41154446
>i thought it was great advice
You're retarded.

>part of the reason why people get fat is because they don't know how to cook, and eat too much pre-packaged food
They get fat because they take in more calories than they use.
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>>41154446
>they don't know how to cook, and eat too much pre-packaged food.
No it's because they're lazy and don't care. They eat until they're stuffed.
Almost all foods you but ESPECIALLY prepackaged has calorie label on it. Hypothetically it should be easier to not gain weight when you're reading labels and lets say not just make a full bag of beans and eating 3/4ths of it
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>>41156849
The man takes pride in his work. If someone is messing with that for next to no reason other than to mess with him i cant blame him for getting mad
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>>41156247
Respect.
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>>41150033
Great stuff anon, throroughly enjoyed it
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>>41150461
How the fuck do people bench so much. Is it cause I'm an Asian manlet? I bench like 135 but my squats are a solid 225 and my bro does 270 but can't bench for shit at 145 or 155 at most.
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>>41148944
>that smug "hmmmm"
everytime
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>>41155690
Hope he dies soon.
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>>41151131

underrated
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>>41156608
It was just women at first. Then they got fat guys to cat call me and offer me citizenship for a bj. I'm an Asian girl born in Vegas.

>>41156388
It definitely felt surreal when it happened

>>41156718
I had no backbone then! I'm working on it! :'(

>>41156739
Idk I've seen some pretty violent fat chicks. And I can't squat elephants yet. Haha! But it was some women and later on men as well.
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>>41153320
On the skin loss show he literally told the girl to lose 20 pounds in a month, and she weighed 200lbs. That cannot be healthy at all
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>>41157346
>small asian grill
Use it to your advantage. Here's an idea:

>fatass drops stupid comment about blowjob
>in thickest accent say: you wan sum fuk i put this in bunghole
>hold up a dumb-bell (bonus points if you use a cactus instead)
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>>41151970
Went from around 80kg (give or take) on early january to 62kg today (measure every friday).

Similar goal to you, anon, but I also want abs and some nice arms/legs.

Pretty impressive tbqh. Four and a half months of dieting/walking and about three of push ups, sit ups and bodyweight squats (daily 100 each) and I can see some remarkable results.

My ass, which used to be flat, is now a slightly curvy pair a buttocks. My gut is almost gone, love handles are slowly starting to follow.

The really impressive stuff though comes with excercise. I can now do push ups (was impossible before), can climb the stair to my apartment without stopping and so on.

Feels good, we're all gona make it.
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>>41156251
You obviously have never worked boh.
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>>41157632
Oh my god it has a neckbeard.
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>i-it's not fat, it's just my uterus!
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>>41156405
>I love fishing and baseball. (As long as there is bug spray and someone to catch any fly balls.)

Kek, can't make this shit up, can you?

Also

>Deep snuggling.

Made me think of this:

>>41148931
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>>41157660
Ive worked as a waiter, cook, and manager.
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>>41158159
you're seriously doubting him having worked as a waiter, cook and manager?
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>>41152139
Mission accomplished




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