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Last one died, no new one in catalog. You know how it goes.
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Try to be beautiful instead of just claiming beauty in the same of muh feels.
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Don't be a reverse progress picture.
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>>43127144
Posting my favourite FPH/FPS again since the last thread died right as i posted it.
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>back hurts because of epidural
I had two one year apart and yea it sucks having it and yea it does bring back pain from time to time but that didnt stop me from being active. I know this one broad that said the exact thing and she ballooned big time because of it. Fucking fatties and their excuses I swear
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>>43127270
holy shit he went from redditor to slightly ugly normie.
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>>43127498
Ahhh. Haven’t read that in a while.
Thanks anon, have a (You)
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RIP Ralphie May
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>>43127539
wait. Is a fat activist saying what i think she is saying?
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>>43127498
Always a good read.
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>>43127558
what are you talking about dude he went from virgin incel to chad
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Obese people are flatulent globes of fat and decay;
They'll go the same way as Ralphie May.
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>>43127968
If you think that dorky ugly face is chad, I don't know what to tell you.
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>>43127498
saved.
pic related from previous thread
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>>43128093
Holy shit. Hope this was in Texas and the jury of her peers found hambeast guilty of first degree and put her in the chair.
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>>43127144
there's already a female people hate thread up, m8
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>>43128436
that's not the same at all though
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>>43128436
???
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so glad this is back.

>>43127498
one of my favorites. the psychology of your average fatty is fucking pathetic.
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If i were smarter i would work at ER.
i would love to see degenerate and fucked up shit like this.
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>>43128093
>hospital is collecting empty trays from a woman who later dies of starvation
>doesn't realize someone stole the food

If this isn't fake this is the worst hospital ever
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>>43129025
This was great.
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>>43127246
Bitch looks like Fatty Sanderson let herself go.
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>>43127917
I know this is a horrible thought but we should fucking false flag insult her for abandoning her cause. pretend to be a fat activist and tell her that size has nothing to do with health and so on.
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>>43129293
an old person in a hospital isnt going to have an autopsy, they would see starvation-like symptoms but not necessarily put it down to that, if they thought she was eating
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>>43128093
I refuse to believe this
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>>43129696
Starvation like symptoms like
>Massive and rapid weightless
>constant complaints of hunger
>frequently saying the fat birch took your food
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>>43127539
ayo hol up

is she fucking reversing on the fat positivity?

I don't know when this happened but a large chunk of Tumblr must have been in fucking meltdown
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>>43127831
>>43127939
>>43128093
>>43128909
Thanks for the (You)s. These threads just have been moving slower and not as good in general, hence the best FPS in recent history.
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>>43127270
Wow Dunkey really improved himself
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>>43127558
He is actually a handsome chad I think ya a little jealous my dude
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>>43128093
This is an old story though I've seen it posted a few times in these threads.
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>>43130247
wat
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>>43127144
Give me some motivation to get on a 500 cal diet, I've been eating at 1600 and doing exercise, while the BMR calculators showed me my BMR is around 2000 and still gaining weight.

There is no way I'm going to be a fat fuck, but I think I have to go to the extreme now.
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>>43130322
That's impossible, crack down on what you're eating
Mine is 1749 and I'm at 1500 and exercising every day, and I'm losing weight. You don't have to go to the extreme, it'll feel terrible. Just stick with it. It's not quick, but it's worth it.
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>>43130322

If you want to go real extreme try /fast/
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>gained weight again since school started
>haven't been the gym at all
>been trying to keep my diet up so I don't go full michelin man
>canadian thanksgiving is here and there is nothing but pumpkin pie everything
>the only single food I cannot resist
lord help my fat ass for I have sinned
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>>43130348
I'm on seroquel and I think my really low, I suspect it's under 1000 cal. I can go for days without food or with some light snacks like one small sandwich a day, I only feel hungry if I starve for a day, and then it's mostly thirst, if I drink I don't feel hunger.

I never feel hungry on 1600 cal diet, even if I walk 5-10 miles that day.

It sucks, because I'm male and 5'11/200, and look like a fat blob.

Even now I'm making excuses just because I don't want to leave the comfort zone, I'm worried because I don't see people here that go on 500 cal, but I think this is what I'll have to do.
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>be 360lb mammoth
>go to liberal college where making fun of fatties is socially unacceptable
>everyone in my apartment is repulsed by my mountains of lard but they don't tell me because in a liberal state that is "rude" and they would not want to be "rude"
>bathe properly and regularly so that i only stink a little bit
>do not eat communal food or make heavy use of communal facilities other than the bathroom because i know as a slob i would be unable to restrain myself
>always clean up after myself almost as though i were a real human bean
>give everyone nice things often
>despite knowing i'm very hideous and kind of stink everyone winds up liking me as a person anyway because i respect them and do nice things for them and do not allow my natural freeloading tendencies as a bovinosaurus to surface under any circumstances
>see fph thread
>"hur a dur not ALL fatties though"
>write this
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>>43130399
>*my metabolism is really slow
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>Infantry OSUT at Fort Benning, GA
>Fat lazy fuck with the most ironic last name ever (Work) is in my platoon
>Just joined for the bennies
>Becomes sick call ranger and gets put on profile immediately
>Gets even fatter from 2 MREs a day+going full retard at the DFAC
>Always begs us for our coffee packets
>Fuck_no_snake.mp3
>All the other fat fucks lose weight and make it
>Work sweeps floors and gets shat on by the cadre for 12 weeks
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>>43130461

Also this fucker clogged our toilet with a shit the size of my forearm.
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>>43130406
>>"hur a dur not ALL fatties though"
If this is your mindset you're part of the problem.
You're like relatively redpilled feminists who have pretty cool beliefs but are still a problem because they try to call those beliefs feminism just so they can be like "well not ALL feminists" as if that weren't completely beside the point that feminism in general is a cancer.
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>>43127558
yeah this dude is good looking wtf r u talking about
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>>43130500
Yeah but for me it's tongue in cheek though.
You must have missed the "hur a dur."
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>>43130406
>>"hur a dur not ALL fatties though"

No, it's literally all fatties. Being fat comes with a mindset. If you're fat you have this mindset.
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>>43130514
Yeah but having that mindset doesn't necessarily entail not making a regular effort to act against it and correct it, nor does it entail being unsuccessful in any such effort.
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>>43130247

refuse to believe this is real
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>>43130523
No matter what effort you make to act against it and correct it, f you still hold on to that mindset even the slightest, failure is guaranteed. It's low/no self-efficacy. Slight lack of conviction and the small percentage of the fatty mindset is more than enough to revert back into old habits and completely undo any progress made.
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>>43130514
(cont from >>43130523 ) Also, the mindset you're talking about -- it's not just one. There are many, and they're all bad. I guess you could say they all usually boil down to giving up. But giving up comes with less denial in some instances than it does in others. For instance, I'm fat because I gave up on my body. I never deluded myself about this for one instant in any way whatsoever. I simply laid myself down, played dead, and accepted the years-long torrent of shame and junk food face first with no misgivings. Now the force of depression and defeatism is letting up. Now I can breathe again. This change bears no rationalization. There's no need for an excuse. I simply became pathetic for several years and then abruptly stopped being pathetic. I have never once tried to explain it as anything but that. So it's really more of a heart-set than a mindset.
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>>43130589
>If you're fat you have this mindset.
>f you still hold on to that mindset even the slightest, failure is guaranteed.
Make up your mind. If you hold both these things to be true -- both that all fatties have the mindset, and that no one who has the mindset can lose weight --
then you are claiming that no fatties can lose weight. For my own sake, I refuse to believe that.
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>>43130388
Stop.
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>>43130664

hes saying you need to change the mindset you dummy
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>>43130671
That much is obvious. However, he's also saying -- or was saying, before this point -- that the conditions of having changed the mindset and still being fat are mutually exclusive. "If you're fat you have this mindset." This ignores the fact that losing weight takes time. As does changing a mindset, actually. I'm currently in this transition period myself -- the one he's claiming doesn't exist, possibly without realizing it.
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>>43130406
no one cares about your opinions you fucking meteorite
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>>43130652
Perfect
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>>43130652

Sauce?
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>>43129602
kek
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>>43130714
Good, then I trust you don't mind me continuing to practice expressing them.
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>>43130694

Thats not mutually exclusive, one could change their mindset and still be fat as it takes longer, or one could lose weight and not change their mindset, thus falling into the same old traps and becoming fat again. You may have banished the fatty mindset yourself but that was still the thing that got you where you were.
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>>43130406
Just lose the weight.
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>>43130406
If you aren't actively working on weight loss then you have the same mindset as every other worthless tub of lard.
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>>43130786
What's a good mindset to have? T. Fatty
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>>43130772
That's what I'm saying. It's not mutually exclusive. That was my point from the beginning.
>>43130776
Doing it.
>>43130786
I am. Why is everyone assuming I'm not already doing this? What else would I be on /fit/ for?
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>>43130794

>"I'm gonna fucking lose weight. I will do everything I can to lose weight. I will not eat shit. I will not skip workouts. I'm gonna fucking lose weight"

T. Ex fatass
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>>43130794
The drive to improve. If that's not enough, hating yourself for being fat works, but self-hatred isn't healthy.
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>>43130800
>Why is everyone assuming I'm not already doing this?
Maybe because you're defending being fat you lying pig.
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>>43130794
"I am perfection. I am godhood. Pain is an illusion. I am supremacy."
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HANDS UP!
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I have an extremely retarded question pls no bully
Do I have to redrink the amount of water I lost through pissing?
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>>43130948
This
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>>43130959
Nigga is that jim sterling
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>>43130958
Unironically this
Rise above the degeneracy of the world.
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>>43130948
And? Yeah. I'm defending being fat. Specifically, I'm defending trying your best to be a decent person while fat, and though I didn't mention it in my first post because I felt it went without saying, that does of course include losing weight. Do you have a problem with that? Do you want to tell me something about how all fatties, without exception, even those improving, should accept any and all hate toward them and have no right to self respect or self esteem, just because they haven't made it yet?
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>>43130772
>Impling a change** in mindset isn't what was being implied from the beginning

I understand that change takes time. However, with EVERY fattie that I've encountered, they use this as an excuse to give themselves room to intentionally fuck around and constantly chase their tail in making any progress. Of course, it takes time to have a solid change in mindset, but you're using this as an excuse to ride the fence for as long as possible because you know that you have an addiction that you don't want to kick.
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>>43129948
Dunkey is a black Puerto Rican remember.
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>>43131002
Yes. Self-hatred is literally what initiates self-improvement. Then gradually, over time, you begin to realize that you're doing this because you love your body enough to become healthy.
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>>43131007
>you're using this as an excuse to ride the fence for as long as possible because you know that you have an addiction that you don't want to kick.
Incorrect, I eat 1600 cals a day max.
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>>43131034
>Incorrect, I eat 1600 cals a day max.

You're already fucking up
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>>43127923
didn't she get famous overnight for something and started making a lot of money? I'm poor and even I know this is how poor people tard themselves back into being poor. Most of the time when poor people get windfalls they spend it on stupid shit like $400 of tacos. holy shit
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>>43130962
I mean, over time, yeah. That's how hydration works. Don't go measuring your piss or anything man. Just try to drink a gallon or so of water a day.
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>>43131028
Yeah, but we're talking about cases where self hatred has already done all it can. Since I hated myself disproportionately even for my weight -- so much that it hindered my progress, and I've only been able to lose a meaningful amount of weight by getting over the hate, not by reveling in it, which only caused me to stagnate not only in weight loss but in all the pursuits of my life -- why shouldn't I continue to accept myself as I am, not enough to comfortably stay there but enough to move forward at all? Are you saying you want to drag me back into stagnation?

I know what you're probably thinking -- that I don't get what you're saying, you're saying the self hate was WHY I emerged from the stagnation and therefore I shouldn't give it up now. Well, sorry, but in my case, you're wrong.
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>>43131045
No I'm not, I'm succeeding at a reasonable pace and have been doing so consistently for a considerable time.
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>>43130962
You have to drink more, the water doesn't all go straight through you.

Though I'd doubt it'll do you much good to calculate that shit. Just drink a gallon, maybe a gallon and a half a day
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>>43127246
If this is the mindset behind this "movement", I'm honestly more disgusted than I have ever been before. It has nothing to do with 'body acceptance" and everything to do with wallowing in your delusions because destroying yourself in the name of hedonism is somehow better than the short term suffering that comes with not feeding every addiction you have.

Obesity is a disease
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>>43131083
>self-hatred has already done all it can

There are other variables at play here that you need to figure out my guy.

>why shouldn't I continue to accept myself as I am, not enough to comfortably stay there but enough to move forward at all?

Because this will get you absolutely nowhere. Stop being a pussy, you're sounding like those leftist snowflakes that you were talking about at your college.

>Are you saying you want to drag me back into stagnation?

No, I'm saying that you need to stop making excuses as to why you're not making progress.
Believe me, I used to be 374 pounds, 6' tall. I've used every excuse in the book when I started. It was only when I got the fuck over myself and realized I'm a complete subhuman bitch if I can't control my habits.

You are literally telling us word by word why you become stagnant. >I should accept myself for who I am >yes I'm defending being fat
We can argue on here all day, it will literally do no good until you do exactly what you know you need to do.
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>>43131095
No. You aren't.
It's going to come to a screeching fucking halt because you won't take advice from people (not talking about here) who know what they're talking about and know several times the information on fitness and health than you do.
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>>43131095
Just stop, Tubs. You came to a thread titled Fat People Hate. You're not coming out on top here. Just focus on you and continue getting better.
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>>43131141
>Because this will get you absolutely nowhere.
But that is factually and demonstrably not the case.

>No, I'm saying that you need to stop making excuses as to why you're not making progress.
But I am making progress.

>do exactly what you know you need to do.
But I'm doing that. And it's working. I'm not complaining about not making progress. I never was. I AM making progress.

And that's what it's taken and what it's continuing to take. Enough self acceptance to stop giving up. No more than that and no less.

What I'm saying here is I wish I could stop seeing messages to dive back into hating myself so much I refused to believe change was a possibility because it contradicted my view of myself as permanently weak and worthless. Because if I start hating myself again any harder than I already am, that's where I'll be.

>inb4 excuse
It's not an excuse. An excuse would imply it's not working. Again, it is.
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>>43131160
If it's going to come to a halt it's sure taking its sweet time.
Yeah, I don't buy it.
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>>43127539
As a woman who has had pregnancy and lost it, it is no feat to only gain 20 lbs if you're as obese as she is. I would guarantee her ob would have advised her to not gain any. Furthermore, while breastfeeding a woman's metabolism is increased by near by 50 kcals per ounce produced and most 6 week old babies needs about 4-6 oz per feeding, with multiple feedings per day. Not to mention her probably 3000 natural bmr.

She thinks she accomplished something here.
The sheer delusion.
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>>43130492
She has a tattoo of herself on her forearm
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>>43131220
We'll see, Tubbs
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>>43131233
Holy shit anon
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>>43131227
*had pregnancy weight and lost it
holy shit that seems much darker than it is.
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>>43131237
Yeah, we will.
I've lost a hundred this way, I can lose a few hundred more. I'll be coming back around here as a deflated nutsack and I'll still be talking about how glad I am I stopped hating myself too bitterly to believe in the possibility of change.
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>>43130322
If you say you're eating 1600, and exercising, but still gaining, it's likely you're underestimating the amount of calories of what you're eating, which is something a lot of people do. Also weight loss when only restricting a bit does take a lot longer.

And take it from me, eating less than 600 calories a day isn't fun. Nor is everyone watching you just to make sure you actually eat something. Or being told you need to go to doctor, or why your hair is falling out, or why your nails are blue.
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>>43131262
That's phantom weight, it doesn't count.
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>>43130322
>500 calories
>extreme

reddit.com/r/fasting
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>>43129518
Anyone notice the laughing man in the background on the screen?
Hehehe priceless
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>>43130406
Lmao ur fat and smell like shit like hahahahaha you BTFO urself my dude hahahahahah ur whole life is gay u gay fat nerd u shut up now piggy wiggy
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>>43130461
I'm glad other branches are as autistic as us when it comes to fuck no snake lmao
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>>43130942
>leaning books
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>>43127917
>>43129779
she deleted it within hours of posting because she is THE land whale
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>>43130406
You know, if you don't want to be triggered by a fph thread, you could always lose weight. Like, it is isn't that hard to do. I mean if you are able to not eat communal food because you wouldn't be able to restrain yourself, clearly you can use that ability to just stop eating as much.

And if you are working on losing weight, well then you shouldn't be so triggered by this post. Just saying.
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>>43130804
That face...

Meme it!
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>>43130399
>I don't exercise and should fuck myself to burn calories instead of being a faggot all the time
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>>43131863
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>>43127246
I get this. She doesn't feel beautiful, she just looks how she's always felt now.
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>>43130962
Oh gods, looks like a less beardy version of my fat housemate.
> left half eaten yoghurt containers on the floor > fucked our autistic fat and dirty other housemate for twenty dollars.
>He cried when his gf tried to make him have a bite of broccoli and subsisted off of 6 litres minimum of coke everyday and microwave hotdogs.
>Also he'd scoop chips in butter and scoff them down....like twice a week...
>He shuffled around the houseleaving the floors sticky in his wake. Constantly on his phone.
>Took his month long gf to Hungry Jacks (bk) for valentines day. Brought his friends along. Made his friends pay for their food. Then he left her to play yugioh. Doesn't get why she left him
> After he moved there was a crusted mould ring that grew around a dirty imprint of him on the wall. Looked like a nurgleites version of a jesus picture appearance.
>never showered and cried to me that he felt like shit and didn't understand why his teeth had rotted.
>he had tiny chicken legs and a gross huge rotund pregnant stomach.
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>>43128333
>Hope this was in Texas

Considering she had her stomach stapled it probably was in Houston, because that's the only place I know that does that kind of surgery.
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>>43131898
jesus
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>>43130399
99.99% chance that you are just a typical dumbass with wildly inaccurate caloric estimates. Buy a food scale.
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>>43130406
>so that I only stink a little
That’s fucking pathetic
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>>43130388
I did good for 6 weeks, then today ate a large pizza and 2 chocolate bars by myself.
Lost 12 pounds over that 6 weeks. olay. I'm back on until Murican thanksgiving. no big deal bro. just get back on that horse. everytime you get back on, it's harder to fall off
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>>43130406
you wrote this because on some level you hate yourself. why else would you be on /fit/ if you're a fat fuck making with no intention of changing? stop wasting your life away already, anon
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>>43130827
this.
Make work outs a priority. even if it's starting at like 20 minutes 3 times a week. add 5 minutes every week or two. once you're on hour long workouts, add a day every two weeks until you're at 5-6 days a week.
As for food, it can be as simple as leaving a little left on your plate. substitute processed foods like white bread and sugars for whole wheat and steiva. Smaller portions, more vegetables, leaner meets, more grains. That's all I've done, sticking to my BMR, and after a month and a half I have visible results. I'm so motivated and excited to see how I'll be in 6 months. after that first month or two, it'll go from a difficult chore to a rewding hobby. trust me.
t. former skinny fat loser on the journey
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>>43132068
Yeah sounds just like the shitty nurses at the med center too, def houston.
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My hatred for fat people has grown so much the fitter I get..
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>>43132091
>posts in fph thread
>messaging fattu

Better been giving that bitch diet tips.
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>>43132556
I'm with you, man. After losing 100 pounds I just can't stand fat people. They anger me, especially the ones that think there's absolutely nothing wrong with them. Nothing makes me angrier.
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Well, I guess this is my FPH story
>Feel constantly thirsty
>Drink from half to full gallon of water a day
>Look up what that means
>"Constant thirst might be a sign of a beetus"
>Look up beetus symptoms
>Bingo, all symptoms except loss of consciousness

I think I dun goofed, don't be a fucking fatty like me.
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Can someone explain to me how people get fat? What I mean is how do they eat so much? Maybe it's my metabolism and since I am a man but even when I ate nothing but fastfood for literally every meal (I was homeless but won $300 worth of Mcdonolds giftcards) I didn't get fat.
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>>43132677
http://www.endofshiftreport.com/2015/07/a-colleague-of-mine-related-tale-of-pt.html
gl
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Okay /fit/, I can throw my hat into the ring with my job stories

>work at an advertising company as a runner (basically delivering packages, grabbing food, restocking and cleaning kitchens, bottom of the barrel work until a position opens up)
>supposed to have 4 to divide the workflow evenly because shit can get crazy busy
>hire this short ham-person, let's call her "R"
>21 years old, 5 foot 2 and must've weighed at-least 160 pounds.
>never worked a job outside social media internships (IE just sitting in front of a computer all day tweeting and posting FB messages)
>one of the most basic duties of this job is to take out trash
>"Oh, well I can't really do that! I slipped a disc and my doc says I can't!"
>wut
>ok then just refill the snack pantry
>"there are nuts in there! I have a horrible nut allergy and can't even get near that stuff!"
>wut
>uuuuhhh, okay, then just wash some of the dishes (we had bacon and waffles for the office that morning)
>leave to go fill out lunch orders
>on my way to the door, I stop by the kitchen to see how she's done
>everything's fucking coated with grease
>I'm talking like so much you can't even see the fucking metal
>out of curiosity rub my finger against it and almost slip right off
>Message her on our messaging client
>R what the fuck these dishes need to get washed again
>"oh but I just did them!"
>I'm literally staring at them right now and can physically see the grease
>"That's not grease, it's just soapy!"
>At this point I'm in literal disbelief that we hired someone who not only didn't know that you're supposed to rinse the soap off of dishes, but also couldn't discern grease from soap
>Message her again 'Do the fucking dishes again'
>leave to get food

1/3
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>>43132697
>sit around in a cubicle job all day and don't move around
>eat highly processed foods instead of cooking your own meals
>go out and eat greasy restaurant food served at 1000 calories a plate plus a 400 calorie soda
>drink beer and/or wine relentlessly
>fill the time an active person would spend going to the gym or be out doing something fun with sitting on the coach munching snacks watching tv
Plus our taste buds are designed to make us want the most calorie dense foods and store fat for lean times. There just aren't lean times anymore, so people need to have some self discipline.
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>fast-forward to another day, R was a retard and parked in the company lot (Runners and lower-level employees don't get reserved spaces), and got her car blocked in by another employee.
>Since we drive multiple times a day, this means she is completely unavailable
>Decide to take her with me on a lunch run to show her the protocol
>Start small chat in the car, eventually get to the subject of diet somehow
>Mention that I lost 50 lbs by counting calories
>"Oh anon, you know that stuff is all fake. Your genetics determine your weight"
>I literally just said I lost 50 fucking pounds by counting calories.
>"Don't be such a sucker, that's just a fitness industry propaganda technique to get you to buy health foods like spinach"
>I just stop talking at that point
>there's literally nowhere this conversation could go that's good


>later in the day, R is on lunch
>walk by the Runners' station
>smell something fucking horrendous
>I can only describe it as some combo of dog food, rotting meat, raw chicken, and a hint of spicy farts
>Ask aloud, "What smells like shit?"
>spot R sitting in front of a computer, eating her lunch
>legitimately cannot even tell what it is
>she continues to eat this everyday
>I have never smelled a more nasally-offensive food in my fucking life

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>>43132772
>>Ask aloud, "What smells like shit?"

kekt
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>>43130247

I DON'T CARE IF THERE ARE 300 MILLION PEOPLE IN AMERICA, THAT'S NOT ENOUGH PEOPLE TO JUSTIFY THE AMOUNT OF PHOTOS THERE ARE OF FAT PEOPLE PUBLICLY SHITTING THEMSELVES SEEMINGLY WITHOUT REALISING
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>>43131002
you came to the wrong place to ask people to co-sign your fatty excuses. you judge yourself on intentions, others judge you on results. I get along with some fatties who have legit mental health issues (paternal rape in both cases) but It is a mental illness and they recognize that. they don't pretend that they are sexy or healthy, they cry about binging and purging and eating their feelings, I don't tell them it's all right, and we have an understanding. these are not morbidly obese people though probably 180lbs at 5'5" and 170 at 5'4" small enough that they don't smell.
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>>43132772
>every friday we celebrate with beer (as-if we runners got any) and usually some sort of gimmick snack
>this one contained nuts, so R couldn't consume it
>starts telling me, "Well, it's a good thing these have nuts! Now I won't be tempted and can make a better choice!"
>think to myself, maybe she's improving and our office's health nuts are rubbing off on her
>not even 5 minutes later find her with 3 chocolate chip cookies from our pantry and a mexican coke
>in front of a computer
>not doing any work
>this continues to get worse as time passes, as we have to constantly remind her to do her fucking job

>one day I'm walking out the back door near where all the dumpsters are
>There are like 3-4 trash bags just sitting in front of our dumpsters
>This is an issue because we have a bunch of homeless weirdos in our area who will gladly rummage through our trash for cans and shit(Los Angeles babyyyyy), therefore we keep the dumpsters locked
>ask the other runners if we lost the key
>nope.jpg
>as-if I really need to guess at this point who fucking dunnit
>confront R about this
>"Oh, well I already told you about my shoulder! It's loose, I can't push this stuff up that high!"
>tell her that she could've asked for help
>"It's already done, can we just drop it?"
>try to show her an easier way to get it in without lifting the bags above your shoulders
>open up the dumpsters fully, put the bag onto the lid, and then push the lid up to get it in the dumpster
>"Okay anon!"
>next fucking day, bags in front of the dumpster.
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>>43132823
>>"It's already done, can we just drop it?"

lol what a fat fucking slut, I hate cunts like that, so weak and retarded
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>>43131083
>well in my case, youre wrong.
not a single living human cares.. You're fat, so don't tell me how to get fit. stop filling your face like a mudman with a spackle trowel and get back to us when you're shaped like a person and not like the monstrous shits your kind takes.
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>>43132820
Don't have to myself, but there's a pic floating around that explains it. Some common fat-loss pill that makes you incapable of digesting fat, so oily shit just spontaneously leaks out your ass.
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>>43131206
if you're sick of seeing hatred for fat fucks, why are you in a fph thread?
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>>43131259
thanks for the clarification, my first son is 25 weeks along, the first one made me sad for a moment.
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>>43132823
I lied with the X/3 shit, I have more.

>R continues to get worse and continues to be bad at her job
>finally complain to HR and tell them of R's incompetence and how it's affecting my job
>HR comments "Yeah, I know. We're talking about her future here."

>Every monday is a big meeting for the whole office. Heads of departments get together and share info about individual projects and sales pitches and the status of each task.
>Up to the runner's to prepare it in the morning, an important part is to make sure dishes are clean (takes place in the kitchen) and that the nearest bathroom's are fully stocked. Not many people use the bathroom's during these meetings so it's really just making sure there's anything stocked
>R's turn to set up the meeting
>get multiple complaints about no soap, no paper towels, no mouth wash, and other jazz
>confront R about this
>"Oh, they must've used it all up at the meeting!"
>you stupid cunt, ALMOST NO ONE USES THE BATHROOM DURING THIS
>This means she literally didn't even check, and instead of admitting her fault, just lied and hoped to get away with it

>a month passes
>R is (can you guess?) sitting in front of a computer doing nothing drinking mexican coke and eating her alien-food from the planet shitalian
>HR calls for her, asks her to bring her bags
>fired on the spot
>apparently in addition to the shit I had been reporting, other employees had been getting attitude from her as well as complaining that she hadn't been restocking bathrooms and not cleaning up (also hoarding any of the food she wasn't allergic to)
>finish up the day exhausted, come back to the runner's station only to find a half-drank mexican coke and a dish with the faint smell of dog food and shit
>and that's how I'll remember R
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>>43132785
I'm fucking serious man, if the office smells bad the runner's get the blame, I was trying to cover my ass. We had this issue with a weird plant that legit smelled like sewage.

>>43132835
What pissed me off more is that she would take the absolute laziest way out. We have fucking phone messaging systems that she could've shot ANY of us a message on for help, but nooooooo.
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>>43132820
>>43132847
it might just be the typical diet of sugar and grease tho
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>>43132887
Just wanna say, hope you get a promotion soon and you keep fit! Good luck anon! Glad the cow is gone
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>>43132887
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>>43127539
> is a Plus Size Model
> is "TIRED OF BEING A PRETTY FAT GIRL!!!"
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>>43132915
I don't doubt I'll get a promotion, it's just a question of when. The runner's are understaffed and management is taking their sweet time getting us back up to steam. And yeah, I don't really care about people who are overweight or even obese persay, it's just THAT kind of fatty. The one who makes all the excuses and is generally just a cunty lazy pile of shit with terrible taste and terrible diet. Hell, one of our department heads is a fatty and like one of the nicest people at the company

As for fitness, I'm just trying to lose my last bits of fat. I'm still a DYEL but since this is a stable job and I'm done with college I'm hoping to have a turnaround by April or May. Once the promotion hits I can pick cardio back up instead of having to choose between it or lifting (as of right now I walk so much for my job that I literally have 0 recovery time if I do both)

>>43132935
i'm honored
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>>43129499
what right did to my dick as a kid
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>>43132989
Fucking tell me about it, mate. That "Come Little Children" song, when she's practically grinding on that broomstick, is 100% the reason I'm a degenerate with a mind-control fetish.
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>>43132711
It is strange that I started to develop it when I started eating "healthy" and being active.

I was a lazy slob over the summer, drinking litres of soda, eating sweets and potatoes fried in litres of grease, laying in bed all day and I didn't have any symptoms.
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>>43132697
Grew up not knowing any better. Parents didn't know shit about nutrition and my mom baked a lot. "Eat until you're not hungry" mentality. Snacks everywhere, sugar everywhere, pizza everywhere, no portion control.
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>>43130794
"I am going to rid my body of this disgusting mass of extra weight and build the muscles on this frame to a level I find visually appealing and so help me God, if anyone tries to stop me, I will break their god damn legs and continue my war toward having a godly vessel in prison. Nothing in heaven or earth will stand for long between me and a physique I am proud of. I have lost all innocence as a human being by allowing my body to not be strong, fast, and of a healthy level of fat. I must repent every day of my life, until I die, by striving to keep my body from becoming a disgusting blob."
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>>43127246
it's like stockholm syndrome with your own body as your tormentor
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>wake up
>one cat meowing at me
>fatter cat not
>feed them
>fatter cat takes longer to start eating/doesn't seem to care as much
>start making coffee
>meowy cat done eating, comes to me for snuggles
>look down hallway
>fatter cat eating
>snuggle meowy cat
>finish coffee
>finish oats
>look down hallway
>fatty still eating

I just keep seeing his fat little ass back there, eating, getting bigger every week. I also used to fuck with cats as a child. Like one time a kitten bit me and I threw it like 30 feet in the air into a cow field where it died. This fat fucker here is starting to make me think weird thoughts.
Guys, what do I do before I fuckin murder my chubby cat? He's a chill little dude and the meowy cat's brother but I can feel the monster growing in me and I can't guarantee fat kitty's safety forever.
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>>43130962
yes, you have to bottle and drink your piss
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>>43132556
I'm not particularly fit, just average, but I hate fat people with a burning passion anyway. All of the worst people I've met in my life were fat and I'm sure that's no coincidence. Fuck fat people.
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Watched My 600-lb Life, a number of ineffably obese people said that this happened due to being molested. Is this common in obese people or did i just get this impression due to the show. I think most of them have deep psychological issues but for the most part they got addicted to food like falling for a trap made for simpletons.
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>>43132677
I'll actually go to GP on monday or tuesday to get tested for beetus.
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>>43133252
make it lift
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>>43131873
AND SHE STILL FUCKED HIM WHAT THE FUCKKKKK WHY ARE WOMEN SO RETARDED
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>>43131747
I should have known

She probably lasted those few hours before deciding that her health isn't really worth not consuming the calories of three grown men a day
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>>43127923
>smoking in the thumbnail
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>>43127539
When was this posted? Is this recent? Because if it's old, she sure as fuck doesn't give a fuck about her husband or son since none of that weight is gone.
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>>43133318
Becoming fat is like gaining armor against the world and also eating can be a replacement for other kinds of being comforted. So it seems possible to me that overeating can be a coping mechanism here. Klients of mine that got abused or neglected tend to be fatter.
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>>43133252
Do you have autism?
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>>43127923

But why
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>>43133333
Aw nice
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>>43130652
>fatties are more cuddly
I hate this meme. Unless someone is a skeleton, they'll almost certainly be better due to the lack of horrible odour.

I hate it almost as much as putting words in kids mouths to try legitimising your own problems.
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>>43131259

Kek, I was about to commiserate you.
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>>43133252

Feed them in different rooms, don't leave the food out for garbage disposal-cat.
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>>43133330

She was a virgin and indoctrinated by tumblr. She had to pay a high price for her naivity.
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If there is war against fat people, you people have already lost.
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>>43131873
What a disgusting fucking whore, she deserved everything.
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>>43132821
>you judge yourself on intentions, others judge you on results.
boom. bullseye.
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>>43132820
someone screenshot this

kek
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>>43133582
sex is a drug just like food

he could also be gay
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>>43133252

Post this on /b/, they'll be sure to help you.
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>>43133252

How much of an utterly useless human being do you have to be to be unable to prevent your cats getting fat? You literally control their entire access to food. You astronomical failure at life. Throw yourself into a cow field.
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>>43133318

There's definitely a threshold between where someone's fatness is just them being useless, and when it's bona fide mental fuckery. No one gets 600lbs by accident. I've spoken to a guy who used to do casting for The Biggest Loser, and he said it was the most depressing show he's ever worked on because all the auditions were just fucking horror stories of abuse, trauma and mental illness.
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>>43132935
nicu
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>>43128093
If true, then it's the worst hospital ever.
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>>43129025
This was fucking fantastic
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>>43133132
>Eat until you're not hungry mentality
That's not a bad thing if you learn it right. My parents taught me to eat until I wasn't hungry. If I got full, then I ate too much (except for Thanksgiving and shit). It's a cornerstone of interoception and portion control. Of course, we didn't have any sweets, snacks were fruits or veggies, and takeout was one a week at most
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>>43134233
try
>eat only when hungry
t. skeltal
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>>43131002
Yes. Fats are weak in multiple ways and that makes them lesser people. You can't suck at something then complain when people comment that you suck.
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>>43127923
I would hate to be a customer in line behind her.
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>>43132677
Type 2 is reversible, don't panic
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>>43127923
>fat bitch.png

kek
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>>43133252
Put him on a diet and feed him separately. It's not that hard. My dog is overweight and we've put him on a strict diet and exercise.
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>>43133775
this
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Yeah, I've got one.

>be me on Tinder for the first time
>mildly attractive dude, but dyel att
>shit's always pretty dry because /smoltown/
>finally get a like from a decent looking woman
>really qt face, great tits, into good music
>nice. I hit her up
>after some awkward conversation, I setup a date to see a movie
>ff to movie day
>wait in the lobby for qt
>ground is shaky
>doors open
>in comes """"qt""""
>her face is cute but damn, she heavy
>I wasn't ready
>has a body like a 70's Chevy
>there's vomit on my sweater, already
>mom's spaghetti
>fuckfuckfuck
>curse myself for being fooled by filters and camera angles
>have to be polite because I'm a faggot
>greet her and make conversation
>grin and bear it
>go to counter
>movie she wants to see is sold out
>there's a bar right next to the theatre, she suggests that
>fuck it, I need a drink anyway
>get to the bar, and she orders some fru fru women's drink
>I order a whiskey sour
>find an open pool table and start shooting with some chill ass black dude
>he's damn good, we have it out on the billiard table
>whiskey sour
>play a few more rounds, every game close af
>black dude is flirty af with my """date"""
>whiskey sour
>she seems a little peeved I'm not paying attention to her
>awkwardly flirting with thiccmaster flash while looking my way
>zerofucksgiven.fat
>whiskey sour
>take my next shot
>sick as fuck combo , sinking the last ball and the 8 in one go like a boss
>celebrate with whiskey sour
>go take a piss
>suddenly realize I am fucking schwaysted
>try to piss, miss urinal completely
>piss into floor drain
>DJ honeyham comes in the bathroom
>ay yo dog, is that thicc white girl wit you, my man?
>me, in my worst drunk black man impression "maaaaaaaaan FUCK that fatass bitch, goddaaam she lyin in her pictures and shit, fukken fatass beotch I'm boudda muhfuckin BOUNCE my dog, feelme?"
>dude is laughing his ass off, says I'm drunk as fuck, and offers me a ride
>fuck yeah my dude lets make this a bro party
Cont.
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>>43129602
Japan is based
If you gain fat, people will tell you and recommend losing it again.

If they only wouldn't be so extreme about work hours and wouldn't bear hatred for all non-japanese living things.
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>>43132061
But I thought fat people had hueg calves and shit
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>>43134919
brojob incoming
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>>43134919
>maaaaaaaaan FUCK that fatass bitch, goddaaam she lyin in her pictures and shit, fukken fatass beotch I'm boudda muhfuckin BOUNCE my dog, feelme?
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>we walk to the door
>as we go, back2afrika grabs mcdouble and puts his arm around her
>she's obviously uncomfortable but comes along, anyway
>30 seconds later, in whiskey time, we arrive at his place
>it's fucking immaculate
>this dude is obviously rich as shit
>"got-DAMN, dis muhfucka nicer dan hell!" -me again
>he goes to the freezer and pulls out some liquor
>first, a bottle of Grey Goose, of course
>and a handle of George motherfuckin Dickel
>iseeyoureamanofcultureaswell.mpeg
>goes to kitchen again
>brings back a bottle of sour mix
>MY man
>[whiskey sour intensifies]
>we shoot the shit, everybody loosens up
>whiskey sour
>everything I can do to not pass the fuck out at this point
>suddenly, gravity shifts
>there's an eclipse of the ceiling lights
>ifeeladisturbanceintheforce.mp3
>Hammantha docks in my lap, facing me, crushing my pelvis
>ofuckofuckofuck
>can't breathe, gonna puke, fuck I HATE puking, it's the worst
>she shoves her tongue in my throat
>takes everything I have to not feed her, momma bird style
>she lets me up for air, and stands... somehow
>looks like the predator has lost interest and is moving on to other prey
>she grabs Blackula by the hand and pulls him my way
>with lightning reflexes, she grabs my pants, unzips dick, and jams it in her mouth like second breakfast
>I don't mean she was just enthusiastic, I mean she went whole Frodo on my summer sausage
>so drunk, all I can manage is "non-stahp, idunwenna hab socks"
>I fear my pleas fall upon deaf ears...

Cont.
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>>43134919
>>43135019
>hanging out with niggers
>talking like a nigger
>destroying gains with drinking
First against the wall, my social-media addicted millennial friend. Better check your phone again, you might be low on charge.
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>>43135019
>meanwhile, Mowgli pulls her pants down from behind and starts eating groceries
>too drunk, too horny, and bj is too good for me to put a stop to any of this
>Jerome, at this point is going full beast mode
>takes his shirt off to reveal my goal body
>tfw
>she starts coming, he starts coming, but the fucking whiskey is holding me off
>fuckthisshit.jpg
>grab her by the head, and forcibly fuck the hamburgular's throat, porn style
>zero fucks given, not polite, just trying to go full Frieza on Planet Hamek
>cum biggest load of my life in her mouth
>she tries to pull away, but I give no fucks
>it just keeps going
>finally let her up
>tears in her eyes, spit everywhere
>notice something dripping from her nose
>it's semen
>I literally came in this bitches sinus cavity
>start laughing
>she is not amused
>"I couldn't fucking breathe, you asshole!"
>laugh harder
>laugh so hard I gag and puke
>all over this mans nice ass fucking couch
>Bromo-erectus starts laughing, too
>"what the fuck is so funny!?!?"
>all I can manage is "beca-because your nose is gonna gert pregernt, hahahahaha"
>she lolwuts the fuck out of the room
>look over at bro and apologize for couch
>he says nbd and asks if I want to play some Madden
>fuckyeah.jpg
>he pulls couch cover off, and throws it in the wash, and we play madden
>meanwhile, Pizza-the-Hutt is out smoking a cigarette
>comes back in to declare she's getting an uber home
>Captain Blackard just says "aight den"
>Hammione is clearly furious
>stomps out and leaves forever
>me and bro stay up playing Madden all night

And that's how I spitroasted a Pig, and met my best friend.
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>>43135084

Beautiful ending to a beautiful story. Jerome sounds chill as fuck.
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>>43131233
kek
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>>43135084
>just trying to go full Frieza on planet Hamek
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>>43127270

tanning is just as important as lifting btw

you don't want to look like that guy that only leaves his house to go to the gym
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>>43135084
>notice something dripping from her nose
>it's semen
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>>43135084
>zero fucks given, not polite, just trying to go full Frieza on Planet Hamek
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I noticed two of my childhood friends had different outcomes after getting fat. One decided to change things for their health and the other prefers using excuses to justify their poor habits.

>#1 had always been fat, and also has asthma
>noticed their family's bad eating habits every time I slept over their house
>didn't see them for a couple years during our time working/being in college
>ran into her last month, noticed they lost a lot of weight and had way less acne
>said after they moved out of the parent's house they started cooking their own meals, went vegetarian to lose weight and have been doing really well since

>friend #2 used to take dance classes
>went to an out of state uni and got fat
>started talking about HAES and became a tumblr lgbtxyz
>constantly posts pictures of junk food concoctions they make with ice cream and candy
>says she can totally still dance the same despite being at least 50lbs overweight
>made a video complaining about a gym employee trying to make her an exercise routine when she just wanted to walk on the treadmill
>literally got so fat that if it weren't for already knowing she was a female it would be difficult to guess if she was a chick or guy
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>>43129763
Yeah i don't believe it either. If she was conscious enough to eat they could have also asked her about it and she could have said she was hungry or wasn't getting any food. And if she was really that sick and unable to talk than nobody would just leave food trays with her and expect she actually ate them all.
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>>43135084
>>43135019
>>43134919
I'm fucking dead, my man
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>>43134413
I would hate to be an employee. You know damn well she didn't call and give them any warning. She just waddled in, slammed down $400, and said "FEED ME."
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>>43131671

What branch, holmes?
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>>43132899
>>43132847
Yeah that pill could be a cause but people who are that overweight often also suffer from diarrhea all the time due to the shit they put in their bodies everyday. They just lose control of their bodies completely.
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>>43134919
>>43135019
>>43135084
9/10
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>>43130406
still pretty sure this is ironic and im the only one that gets it
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>>43135084
>>43135019
>>43134919
Fuck somebody screencap this
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>>43133582

Keep telling yourself that, Tumblr.
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>>43132219
This picture motivated the hell out of me Anon. Thanks
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>>43134919

>talking to niggers

GO BACK TO FUCKING REDDIT
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>>43135084
Give me the screen cap!!
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>>43133252
>I also used to fuck with cats as a child. Like one time a kitten bit me and I threw it like 30 feet in the air into a cow field where it died.
You wouldn't happen to be black by any chance, would you?
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>>43135077

>dat edge
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>>43135077
>>43135716
Back to >>>/pol/ niggers
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>>43134919
>>43135019
>>43135084
fukin lmao, i wasnt ready for this my man put me in the cap pls
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>>43134936
That's not fucking Japan you retard.
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>>43135744
I'm black and I love cats. Don't put me on the same level as this guy.
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>>43130461

>waiting in line to leave train station
>massively obese chick in front of the dude in front of me
>blue hair
>wearing clothes several sizes too small
>incredibly small skirt that is struggling to save everyone's lunch and cover this fatass's ass
>can see cellulite bombed underbutt
>must be wearing a thong or something
>double disgusted
>dude in front of me is looking incredibly uneasy
>eyes searching the crowd like he's looking for a way out or help
>pray to god that this lard ass doesn't get on my bus
>she does
>she wedges herself into the front seat of the bus, taking the entire seat to herself
>halfway through journey something falls out off the drivers cubical thing on to the floor
>she gets up off her seat
>oh no
>hamplanet bends over
>she wasn't wearing a thong
>nothing covering the massive disgusting conglomeration of cottage cheese and other unmentionables
>flashes the entire bus
>poor elderly man and woman get front row seats to the cheese factory

That poor, poor elderly couple.
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>>43135984
shit I didn't mean to quote >>43130461
my bad
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>>43127498
Long but worth the read, for sure.
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>>43132820
you sure this is america? the text seems scandinavian, and im not sure if america has red and blue "no parking" signs you see in the top right corner
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>>43131055
She's a YouTube 'celebrity', she bought the tacos for a bit she did on her channel, most of them ended up on the floor
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>>43136101
The street signs are European and the bus is red. I’ll guess London.
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>>43134919
>>43135019
>>43135084

Somebody fund this comedy show.
Please tell me your friend talks like a white middle aged newsreader when drunk.
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>>43136101
seems to be nynorsk (western norwegian) specifically
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>>43135084
>>43135019
>>43134919
>>43135717
>>43135683

here you go
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>>43132847
Yes, it's Alli pills. They make people shit orange oil.
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>>43127923
>Sydelko
Fucking slav
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>>43136237
fuck, too smol
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>>43136237
This is gold
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>>43131002
Yes. Until you finish self-improvement, you deserve every bit of it.
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>>43136296
>>43136237
FTFY
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>>43131770
le reddit tier post
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>>43136237
>>43136296
>>43136434
theres literally nothing wrong with the original cap stop being a faggot just ctrl-+
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>>43133582
>war on fat people
They sure can attack but they can't retreat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ci9dCZEF6Mw
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Should fat people be even allowed to have standards?
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>>43136490
Cont.d
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>>43136490
>>43136503
>those preferences
but youre a tub of lard
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>>43133775
Thisx2
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>>43128093
Bullshit after the first woman starved to death they would realise.
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>>43136237
>>43136296
>>43136434
Jesus, none of you retards can make a proper screencap.
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>>43133011
Is that you Bern?
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>>43136490

>only white guys

Kek
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>>43129602
Based nipon bantz, as usual even in gif form they're winning.
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>>43129469
Haven't seen this one yet. Bretty gud.
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>>43136763
It's not Japan.
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>>43128925
>Mr. McFatterson
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>>43134919
>>43135019
>>43135084


Holy shit.
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>>43136490
>>43136503

>Lardass literally doxxed herself
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>>43130794
Depends on who you are. Mine was: "I fucking hate myself more than anything else on the planet, and if i don't make a change soon i'm going to either die, or off myself."
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>>43133775
this x3 or just shoot yourself in the face.
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>>43133582
Dude is probably just a chubby chaser.
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>>43132847

Orlistat. It's supposed to teach people who are incredibly over-weight to watch their diet because they'll get rampant, uncontrollable diarrhea if they don't.
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>>43132935
ARE YOU FUCKING ME
I LITERALLY JUST MADE AN ENTIRE SCREENCAP TO FIND THIS POST
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>>43135077
Edgy words coming from a man with no chin.
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>>43129518
>holding on with both hands

Fucking cheater.
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>>43127246

Fucking cunt. I have end stage cancer and would give anything not to be in constant pain. This lardbarge only has to stop being a disgusting, degenerate food vacuum and boom, no more pain.

I rarely allow myself to get drawn in by rage bait but fuck it I'm genuinely triggered by this.
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>Former fat person
>Hate fatties with a fucking passion

What's wrong with me?
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>>43132820

Americans don't even have the decency to poo in the loo
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>>43137577
You saw that it's possible to change and how much better for you it was, and you subconsciously despise them for being weak to do so themselves.
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>>43130474
>2 MREs a day

I believe it. He probably only shits once a week.
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>>43137652

He was also the only trainee in our platoon not to be impressed by the size of that beast. That's how we knew it was him.
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>>43131206
Fuck off with your reddit spacing, fatass. No one here cares until you can make us proud with a transformation photo. Go commiserate with the other butter golems at the /fat/ general. Keep it up, and shut the fuck up already.
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>>43130388
Start tomorrow
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>>43130804
U saw this image before and there was something i couldn't quite put my finger on.

Just realised I went to uni with the two on the left. Good to see they're still together
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>>43130804
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>>43135077
I appreciate you.
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>>43127498
Whew first time reading A+
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>been on a strict diet for almost five months
>have lost around 60 pounds so far
>feel good about it, even though I'm still pretty fat
>family is also fat, they've openly mocked me for taking my diet "so seriously"
>every time we're out for food and I bring something from home and only order water they get annoyed
>they've started taunting me with food they make/order, like pizza, wings, all the shit they knew I used to like

I'm not struggling with relapsing/cheating or anything like that, but I am pretty down about seeing my family become so distant with me. We're really close, but I feel like an outsider now.
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>>43138201
keep going anon. theyll feel terrible once you're a natty god.
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>>43130942
This has to be one of the saddest pics in history.
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>>43138201
I lost 10 pant sizes and my mother and father sat me down to tell me if I continue my current habits, I was going to die. And then slid two slices of cheesecake towards me.

We don't deserve to live as a species anymore. At the very least not Americans.
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>>43138201
>every time we're out for food and I bring something from home and only order water they get annoyed
I'm sorry anon but they are right on this one, your diet and weight loss is important but it shouldn't hinder your social life. Last month I went out with my family for my mother birthday and even had dessert. Just don't eat dinner and get back to your diet the following day. A single day is not going to kill your progress. All of this unless they go out five times a week, then they can go fuck themselves
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>>43131873
I was in that thread. Dumb bitch made us rage at how much she supposedly despised that fat asshole, but still had sex with him. Fucking hell, has it really been over a year already?
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>>43130942
Hm, what's that? Does anyone see that, in the top right corner? It looks like some sort of plush doll or something. But what is it? I guess it's just some sort of mystery. Hmm.
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>>43136237
>>43136296
>>43136434
>>43136651
Getting close ups of the funny lines and other users reactions is the exact same as the youtube commenters who quote the exact video they just watched
Reddit
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>>43138201
I know how you feel.
I just sat down with my mom one day and explained to her that I was unhappy with my body, and that I felt disgusting in my own skin. I told her that I was doing this to feel better, as well as look better. She understood and hasn't hassled me since, though she still seems disappointed with my portion sizes, whenever I come home for her Sunday dinners
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>>43138201
>>43138308
Another suggestion is to try and see if they place you're going too has a menu online that you can look at. Try to plan your meals that day to reflect whatever it is that you will be eating there. If you still just take your own food, no big deal to anyone here, but you would probably make yourself and others more comfortable by taking a more pragmatic approach.
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>>43130406
genius satire
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>>43138337
(you)
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>>43127539

I cant believe this is real. Since when were health and body weight correlated? Was HAES wrong? Was Tess mislead?
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>>43135744
>black people abuse animals!
>the only people who do bad things are minorities! muh precious race dindu nothing
Literally all the other kids I knew who abused animals and did weird sociopath shit as a kid were fellow white kids. Worst thing the black kids did was some of them were kind of shitty at taking care of dogs.
Meanwhile the suburban white kids in my neighborhood would nail frogs to things, suffocate tadpoles, and punt cats.
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>>43138411
Niggers aren't human, white is right.
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>>43136490
>tfw when she gave her weight in her username
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>>43138411

>Meanwhile the suburban white kids in my neighborhood would nail frogs to things
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>>43138308
>>43138391
Maybe I'll do that, yeah. I never really thought about it. I don't want to go above my calorie limit for pride reasons, but I don't see why I couldn't skip one meal of one day to fit in something nice from a restaurant.
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>>43138480
>but I don't see why I couldn't skip one meal of one day to fit in something nice from a restaurant.
It begins.

But seriously, a cheat meal is acceptable when out in public with friends or family ONCE a week at the most. Good on you for ordering water and bringing things in, but at the same time, be sociable while making smart decisions.

>t guy that told coworkers he couldn't order most things in restaurants due to medical reasons and never get's invited to things anymore
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>>43138533
>ONCE a week
>a week
>not a year
Never gonna make it.
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>>43128093
>Burned her cot out back
Confirmed fake. First of all, those things are impermeable, secondly they woulden't burn it out back unless this is some type of joke African hospital. They have actual disposal facilities for that shit.
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>>43138480
moderation is the key, any kind of extreme is bad.

>>43138533
>ONCE a week
more like once a month
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>>43138459
audibly kek'd
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>>43138533
>>43138541
If I eat the same amount of calories, it doesn't really matter. The only "risk" is me getting a taste for high-calorie foods again and giving up the diet, which isn't happening.
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>>43130959
>He's watching that Seinfeld episode, where George is being a bad boy
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>>43138314
>has it really been over a year already?
hmmm
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>>43137573
Damn, anon. What type of cancer do you have? I'm gonna guess pancreatic.
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>>43135084
Was expecting you to get buttfuck
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>>43135084
>want to play some Madden
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>>43138334
Hmm, like the ones in the middle of the picture?
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>>43130804
looks like he's trying to diddly 700 lbs
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>>43134936
哪个视频不在日本,那在中国。白痴外国人
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>>43127923
fat are only useful for capital
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>>43138201
Well done, keep it going!
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>>43127246
>24
That can't be real
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>>43127923
this is a cry for help
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>>43131898
I remember this exact story but it was originally written from the nurses perspective.
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>>43133252
If you're too incompetent to handle your cats' feeding schedules, you don't deserve them. Especially if you killed a fucking kitten as a kid.
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>>43135217
lol that me
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>>43135077
go back to your containment board you cuck
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>>43133252
>Has the history of killing a cat because you couldn't contain your autistic anger for minor shit
>Gets cats as an adult
Give it away to someone who will actually take care of it.
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>>43134919
>thiccmaster flash
It's shit like this in these stories that make me kek the most.




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