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post all your stories of chad, wether he's kind of a douche, or a total bro like
>pic related
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>>43856160
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>>43856184
are chads ass and legs on backwards?
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>>43856284
that's his dick bulge
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>>43856160
Chad just helped me with my squat form
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>>43856160
w...we..we're all gonna make it brahs
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>>43856160
The doubly mentality is wishing to have a kind Chad in your life. The ALPHA MENTALITY is wishing and working to BE the Chad.
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>>43856641
>doubly
I wrote soyboy, but I deserve it for phoneposting.
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>>43856615
Motherfucker this got me the ol' watery eyes.
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>>43856641
But how do you know how to truely be a chad without learning from a chad, or learning seperate Chad skills from multiple semi-chads?
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>>43856160
>position opens up with a pay bump and a promotion from my current position
>apply for it
>turns out that I'm one of two people who threw my name in the hat, the other being a new guy actually named Chad
>Chad gets the position over me

Little did I know the game was rigged from the start. I mean, how do you compete with a literal Chad?
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>>43857300
Maybe he was better skilled? Not everything is a conspiracy
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>>43857320
He used to work for a vendor who'd work in the story and the assistant store director knows him because of that. He has no retail management experience and has been here for less than a month.

I'm not even mad, I just thought there was something a little funny that I lost out to a literal Chad.
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>>43856160
>Been living at home since graduating college
>Have a solid relationship with the folks, it's been going good
>Saving money to get my own place
>Been jacking off in my room maybe twice a day (high stress job stfu) and shooting it into my deskside trash can
>My mom drinks these canned sparkling waters which I also enjoy
>Maybe taken, like, three of them up to my room to finish drinking them
>Tossed cans into desk side trashcan

>I come home today
>My mom says "Anon I saw that you had thrown those cans into the trash can by your desk so I took them out to the recycling"
>Uh oh
>"They were covered with something sticky and smelly, actually your whole trash was, so I threw it out. but I put the cans in the recycling."
>She emphasized this point.

My mom fucking handled my gross several day old jizz. I thought I was being chill just shooting into the trash. I don't know what to do guys it's nasty she hasn't said that she had to deal with my jizz but she's gotta know, right?

Ugh.

In other news I hit 3 pl8 5x5 squat two days ago with solid form.
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>>43857668
Why the fuck
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>>43857668
Use tissues you disgusting fuck.

Also move out
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heres a screencap that i got to be in
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>>43857725
>>43857724
I'm saving up to move out. I'm not some nasty man child, I thought shooting into the trash was a solid policy. I take it out every couple days.
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>>43856615
All these fucking onions have me tearing up bro...
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>>43856160
Chad only helps those that help themselves.
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>>43857779
Tissues are literally $1 a box, you retard.
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>>43856175
Wtf I'm dyel as fuck and I can put down 135lb silently. I feel like you don't deserve to drop the bar until you're at 3 or 4 plate.
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>>43857833
The "I'm saving up to move out" was in response to "Also move out" not "use tissues"
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>>43857860
>not using your socks
Never gonna make it
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>>43856615
Some sick cunt is eating raw onions near me again
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>>43857762
oh fuck i was in that thread
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>>43857868
this
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>>43857868
Socks (or even a cum rag) are definitely more environmentally friendly, and you can use fabric softener to get a better feel than tissues.
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>>43857668
>put me in screen cap
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>>43857668
why in the world would you want old jizz in your room
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>>43856615
This hit too hard m8
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>>43858111
I FUCKING TAKE OUT THE TRASH LIKE EVERY THREE DAYS THIS ISN'T SOME DEGENERATE PISS JUG HABIT I'M A FAIRLY TIDY PERSON
>>43858081
this isn't a cappable story anon it's been done worse before. I was hoping for some reassurance god dammit.
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>>43857668
What the fuck brah
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>>43856160
>Be me 13-15
>Auschwitz mode
>End up meeting Chad through goth friend (childhood friends, grew up on same streets)
>Chad 2 years older than me, 6'4, muscular, blond hair/blue eyes, hooks up with girls constantly, turned out one of the few girls that payed any attention to me during this period was only doing so to hook up with him (he refused, kindly)
>Despite this, also kind of a dick, constantly lightly bullying his friends, gets physical for little reason, constantly threatens violence if anyone disagrees with him
>Get sick of being auschwitz in general, but also decide I need less toxic relationships
>Start hitting the gym, do MMA for a year (just twice a week,) start hanging out with delinquent metal crowd rest of HS, get into fights constantly
>To balance moral compass also work to help mom with rent, volunteer at animal shelter, get straight A's
>HS ends. See him through friends, we're probably at the same weight but I'm 5'10 so I'm much more muscular
>Treats me with actual respect (I think more out of fear than anything, if he threatened me the way he had when I was skelly I almost certainly would've stomped the shit out of him,) keeps complementing my size
>Feels_good_man.jpg
>Fast forward 8 years
>27
>Hear about him through dad (who's friends with his mom, small town)
>He's living at home, works a part-time grocery store job, plays vidya all day erry day, girls don't date him because he's approaching 30 and has no future
>On one hand happy that I've beaten "Chad" both in terms of intimidation and professionally, but also sad to see Chad's downfall, especially since without him I probably would've stayed a skelly pussy forever
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>>43858145
it's still old man. 3 day old cum is nasty
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>>43857668

are you fucking retarded
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>>43858175
Where do you shoot your load then?
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>>43858164

made it bro
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>>43858189
in a grill or socks/tissues.
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>>43857877
Kek'd and check'd
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>>43858189
>>43857668
You're supposed to have a cum dumpster, not a cum bin.
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>>43858204
Thanks bro, though I'm only really beating him in that I have a relatively boring but stable office job, more muscle, and don't live with my parents. I haven't been on a date in 2 years and I have no doubt that he'd still win on tinder/bar hookups every time.

Still, we're all gonna make it. I even hope my Chad becomes less of a fuckup and makes it someday, despite his flaws.
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>>43858249
good for you really.
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>>43858164
He never was a true Chad.
Chad is an epitome of the perfect man, while he might've been hooking up constantly and looked great, he failed to make it in the end. It might be that he got too full of himself and didn't strive to improve or something happened in his life that stripped him off any drive, any motivation to do well. It's actually really sad if you think about it.
We all want to become Chad in a way, be it by smashing tons of pussy or being successful with our careers, or whatever - you name it.
But can anyone ever become a true Chad? Chad is literally the perfect man and in all our history maybe only a dozen Chads have ever existed, if any. The best thing we can do is to try and come as close to Chad as we manage during our lifetimes through hard work and self-improvement. That's how we are all gonna make it.
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>>43858249
>Still, we're all gonna make it. I even hope my Chad becomes less of a fuckup and makes it someday, despite his flaws.

This is the essence of your success right here man. Good work.
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>>43857668
>[U
Do you not put a bag in your fucking trash can? Jesus fuck, you came buckets in a bucket
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>>43859081
I do put a liner in my trash can.
My mom went through my trash to remove aluminum cans for recycling
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>>43859137
Jesus you fucking degenerate. Learn to recycle properly so your mom isn't handling your nut
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>>43857762
>>42644693
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>>43859153
Or alternatively, start squirting on other things OP's mom handles; I think she might be into it.
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>>43859217
Kinky anon, kinky.
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>>43857668
I'm the same, I've got a trash bag in my bin so it's not even hassle to clean it.

All these people saying they use their socks that's way worse as you have to put it in your washing machine and re wear them. I used to press the bit between my ass and balls to stop myself cumming but stopped as I read it can cause damage
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>>43857320
fuck off fagot , go back and upvote yourself somewhere else you cancerous piece of shit soyboy. i bet you cross fit 10 pounds and think youre a chad. you dont have a clue about life . chads always win thats the game . its not a conspiracy its reality . now go crawl in a hole and die
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>>43857668
You make me feel better about myself
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>>43857668
hahahahahahha. put me in the screencap
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>be playing doubles pool with a qt on my team
>other team got mad they lost so tried to start a fight with me
>looked over at my Chad buddy and he said something to his buddies
>four of them came over, at least two of them were over 6'4 and asked if there was a problem
>drunk guys shit their pants and left the bar
>qt thought I was important and fucked me that night
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>>43859485
You left out some details, why did she fuq you?
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>>43857668
>spilling seed and losing gains
Why don't you just eat your own load and say an 'our father'?
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>>43859240
I'm with you man. I just jacked off and instead of shooting it into my trash I shot it into some paper towels and flushed it down the toilet.
Never again will my mom handle my nut for recycling. Jesus fucking christ fuck my life.
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>>43859477
It's not a cap-worthy story.
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>>43859573
None of them are
That's what's so sad about it
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>older sister threw her 19th birthday party at her Chad coworkers house
>which means I was 17
>ended up getting crazy, at least like 300 people from front yard to backyard
>drugs and body shots and everything you'd imagine
>ppv porn playing on the living room tv
>pretty drunk having a great time
>thought it'd be smart to smoke a lot of good pot really fast
>immediately started spinning and threw up in the bathroom
>stumbled out and told my sister I was dying
>she told Chad and it was like he sprung into hero mode
>Ran to get me water and crackers, pushing his way through drunk sluts
>Sat there with me at a table away from the action while I ate them fully focused on whether I was alright or not
>ended up calming down and beta orbiting him the rest of the night while he introduced me to 10/10s
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>>43859401
kek this but unironically
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>>43856615
it's raining tonight
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>>43858641
>a true Chad
I believe that Chad's are perceived relative the observer and the observer's experiences.
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>>43859530
Well she did for a couple reasons I'd imagine but the biggest baddest guys in the bar having my back didn't hurt
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>>43857908
>>43857868
Isn’t this risky? What if gf finds sock?
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>>43857668
You did nothing wrong.
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>>43859554
Anon thats a good way to clog the toilet, just use TP
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>>43857668
Is jerking into the toilet the final redpill?
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>>43859744
DAMMIT I CAN'T DO ANYTHING RIGHT
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>>43857668
what did your trashcan look like?
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>>43859779
Not like that. I took it out every couple days so it was pretty neat, usually just papers and a few cans.
I remember the cum boxer story.
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>>43859778
A small amount is fine, and don't worry anon, I learned not to put Paper towel in a toilet the hard way.
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>>43859719
>Letting a girl control your masturbation
What're ya doin mate
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>>43856184
This is me and my cousin. He was always the Chad, rich cousin while I was the anger issues having, poor cousin.

Despite this, he always saw me as a top notch lad who had just been handed the wrong end of all the deals he got (alcoholic/absent dad, unloving mom, unadjusted parents) and was honestly a great human being, and I always saw him as a role model when everyone thought he was shit.

The other day was my birthday and he actually tagged me on an ig post that said something like "got two sisters but you had to be my brother", and I'm not sure if he knows how great that is for me.

Men can hold truly astonishing bonds, lads.
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>>43858189
>Bathroom sink.
>Unless you're a manlet, standing is a perfect height to unload right in the sink.
>Better for your back as well.
>Clean up is a breeze, plus you can put your ipad or faptop right there at a convenient height.
>Most bathrooms have locks so having your cover blown is minimized, plus you can say you were taking a dump.
>Just remember to spray air freshener afterwards or your dump alibi will not be credible.
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>>43860067
>Just be careful you don't have an ant problem in your house/neighborhoos.
>live in Irvine, CA which has the biggest ant population in the universe
> I was using this method for a stint while my wife was late term pregnant and gross.
> One day I come home and a fucking black train of ants was all going down the drain and back
> Wife said to me, what is wrong with our drain; this has never happened before?!?!
>my face pic related "Dunno honey, I'll get some draino?!"
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>>43859530
because of the implication
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>>43857668

And this is why I keep coming here.
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>>43857668
Bro what the fuck
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>>43860284
I know this place is getting to me because as it was happening I sort of knew I was obligated to post here about it. I was like "oh fuck /fit/ is going to kill me."
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>>43857668
Cum into a wad of toilet paper like a normal person you mong
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>>43857668
[spoiler] kek'd [/spoiler]
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>>43860115
You nutted in the mouth of a bunch of queen ants, broh.
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>>43858189
I honestly just cum in my hands and on myself (like on my dick and under my stomach) then get up with sick still in hand and go to the bathroom where I wash my hands and dick. Never used tissues
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>>43856184
This was me and my best friend in undergrad. I was the chad of the body, he was the chad of the soul/with women. Truly a great man
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>>43860829
Gross
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>>43859650
I wish I had a dude like that growing up
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>>43857668
Nice, I'll see this on /r/greentext tomorrow.
Cheers fellow redditors.
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I'm not sure if this counts, because technically I'm referring to myself as the "Chad" here but I played d1 football for 3 years so I guess I kind of was.

>20 years old, redshirt freshman season
>We ended up winning a bowl game this year, so the parties were off the hook for first 10 days of the following semester and I was apparently important enough to be considered an "honored guest" at all of them
>More female attention than I could possibly imagine, despite having a legitimate 2/10 face
>Know the absolute torture of being perpetually stuck getting rejected by girls in high school due to said face, so I make it my goal to share some of the QT's with some of the nerdier friends from my science classes
>It's pretty difficult to convince them to come out with me, but the second night of partying two Aushwitz mode chemists decide they need to let loose before our classes got too difficult
>End up hooking both of them up with 5/10's, one pretty much did it on his own but I introduced the other one to lots of girls who thought it was cool he knew someone on the team
>Go home drunk without any girls because my mission had been accomplished.
>Get homework answers from them as a thank you for the next year of chemistry classes

Now I'm just some deadbeat /fit/izen who will likely never touch a girl again, but this was a fond memory.
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>>43859779

Context/story???

I wasn't here

>>43857668

Are you stupid or are you stupid?
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>>43861262
thems some good feels sir. You are indeed a chad.
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>>43858641
Chad is in the eye of the beholder
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>>43857668
Godbless you /fit/

This goldmine of a board never fails to impress me
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>>43858247
Hearty kek
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>>43857668
Congrats on the deadlift brah
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>>43861695
He squatted, not deadlift
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>>43857668
>she's gotta know, right?

Gee, I wonder if she found out what jizz smells like when she was getting creampie'd by your dad while trying to make you, hmmm
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>>43859650
He 100% plowed your sister
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>>43861741
At least he was wanted and not a failed abortion like you
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>>43857668
don't put me in the screen grab
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>>43860249
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>>43857668
ffs man
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>>43857852
If the floor is fucking built for dropping plates then of course you can on your last few failing reps.
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>>43861867
Pls be real
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>>43857668
how did you even graduate college, you fucking autist
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>>43861867
I want to believe
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>>43857668
Reminds me of a story my friend had.
He used to cum onto an old bean bag in his room, after moving out he came back home to discover his mum had sold it online, fucking gross
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>>43857668

your mums fucking disappointed in you but hey congratz on 3pl8 tho
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>>43861567
this
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>>43856160

swear to god was true, and it was good. and free wine. easiest lay eeever. and hot. got lucky.
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>>43857762
I read that last line as "Shortly after, i hooked up with one of my gym bros"
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>>43857668
You should've asked her if you can cum on her milky bags instead
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>>43863265
cringe
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>>43863602
worked though, so.. jelly? ;D
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>>43861867
>Chad-sensei will never take you under his wing
FUCK
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>>43861867
is this what friendship is?
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>>43857868
>>43857725
>>43857833

>not SMEARINGIT ON YOUR STOMACH AND CHEST TILL IT DRIES OUT
never gonna make it
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aUpbe7ysXw8
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About myself but it's the most wholesome memory I have and it keeps me going

>first year of uni
>lived on campus, shared a flat with 12 others
>closest friend in flat had mild aspergers, very socially inept but a cool guy nonetheless
>at some rando uni party one night and he's talking to a girl so i leave him to it
>end of the night, go home to our flat to find him making food in our kitchen
>ask him what happened to the girl
>she told him "i didn't expect to see you here, i thought you just played dungeons and wizards or whatever"
>basically thought he was a massive beta
>me being on the rugby team, as a fresher, had to host a rugby party a few weeks later
>told him to invite her and tell her it was his party
>she came and was pretty shocked
>profusely apologized to him for her 'misconception'
>they hooked up
>the closest i will ever come to being chad
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>>43858641
I always imagine a perfect Chad version of myself, and try to make myself more like him every day.
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>>43864619
Doing the lord's work
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>>43860115
you created a tribe of GOMAD ants with your salty, salty protein
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>>43857668
You are fucking stupid. The only problem with a tissue is the angle you have to fap at, and you managed to make it worse by aiming even further down.
I have no sympathy for you. Clean your fucking room.
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>>43864397
mentorship I think
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>>43861867
There was another one in that thread about Chad not weight mogging a dude while his gf was at the gym with him. DO you have that too? It's great.
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I have become more of a Chad since I started lifting, I've stood up for people in situations where is usually stand there like a beta and do nothing, I'm proud of myself for that.
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>>43857668
Just juice into the sink instead. Literally shoot, rinse your pecker and the evidence goes right down the drain
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>>43857877
was he unrionically crying?
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>>43858641
We got philosophy of Chad taking place in this thread
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>>43861754
Worth it imo
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>>43856184
Will I ever experience friendship like this? Is it possible after you've graduated uni to make friends like this?
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>>43863505
Same. We know how ream /fit/ oper8s
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>>43858164
>delusional
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>>43859530
Cause it's a made up story anon
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>>43861754
He deserved it, as is the right of chad
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>>43861867
>paints dad's house
Chad the real mvp
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>>43863778
"Worked"
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>>43864687
this has got to be a good idea. I'm gonna do this too now.
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>>43865341
No
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>>43861262
Were you a linemen?
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>>43857668
What the fuck man
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>>43865423
I hope so
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>>43857668
what a shit ass story anon this shit doesnt even deserve a screen cap your mom just touched old jizz who cares
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>>43865709
Linebacker, actually. I was 250 pounds at 6'5" tall at my peak but I ended up fucking my back up so I had to quit. What's odd is my back healed just fine and now I can do anything I want but I still miss football.
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>>43864687
This is unironically *the* way to make it.
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>>43856641
Epicly inspired anom
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OK, now what? She still hasn't unmatched btw.
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>>43867989
Jesus you must be desperate
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>>43868003

Is this in response to her pic or my attempt (or both)? Given the former I thought the latter would work. And yeah this area is a dry zone for me on Tinder.
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>>43867989

I think you dodged a bullet there anon. Just jerk off and re-evaluate your Tinder choices.
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>>43857762
>triple bypass burger
I remember a restaurant that served something like this. 3 1/4 pounders, 4 eggs, 9 strips of bacon, 14 slices of cheese served in a BOWL with tater tots and fries drenched in queso. The steak knife they put through it didn't even touch the bottom burger patty.

Captcha: hamburgo lane
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>>43868193
>Tinder choices

I don't have many atm

The same pics that got me 200+ matches a year ago now got me like 10 in a span of 3 months.
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>>43857668
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>>43868003
Ha, literally pulled this face after I looked at the birds pic
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>>43868379

Man I've gotta get back into lifting. Been 6 months away from the iron other than here and there because I can't afford a gym here and was overworked (despite procrastinating). But mostly it's not wanting to pay 76 EUR/mth for a gym. You guys must be too Chad for me with your Tinder standards, me I'll accept anything as long as she's not obese, deformed or above 40.
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>>43857668
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>>43867989
that's a fucking orc ok
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>>43856615
brah.....

>>43857668
No worries dude, when I was 16 my mom walked in on me while I was in the bathroom one day measuring my dick..... I balled up the tape measure fast I could and tenaciously gripped it in my palm, no way she didn't know what I was doing. Still cringe when I think about it tbqh.
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>>43865161
This is the dream. Can you give any examples?
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>>43867861
unacceptable. There is no way that Lord Christ's traps are even remotely less developed than the rest of him.
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it is so very cringey how this board fetishises good looking popular people like their almost trying to relive their highschool days of being losers or something. Stop posting threads about sexually succesful men, worshiping them like their not human or something. So sad to see the insecurity that lurks in these threads. Almost as bad as mirin threads.
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>>43858189
Ur mum
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>>43864619

Sick cunt. You rule.
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>>43857668
>tfw mommy found the cum can
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>>43857668
desu breh its not like your mom doesn't know what cum smells like if she bangs your dad. She probably walked into the room and thought it smelt nostalgic.
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>>43856160
It sounds like chad wanted some boy butt
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>>43858189
Out the bathroom window onto the tiles like the fucking winner that I am.
[spoiler]not even joking the sexual rush I get from it is midblowing [/spoiler]
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>>43856184
This is the most uplifting meme I've ever seen
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>>43860115
>Ants literally invaded your house for cummies
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>>43856714
Experimentation and observation brah. Plus actively learning psych, some trade(s) to perfection, working out 4-6 days a week, and faking it till making it.
Takes years, but worth every day of it. Do it the smart way, not the hard way.
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>>43869100
>Your Mom probably walked into the room and thought it smelt nostalgic.
So yeah. Anyone want to remember our teenage years?
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>>43856184
#relationshipgoals
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>>43867989
Yeah this is the classic test every woman has to see what your made of. And because it’s online you don’t have to worry about repercussions

Here’s your next step
“Send your address I’ll get you in the mood”

That and only that don’t fucking tamper with it
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>>43867786
Noice, I played d line in high school. Wasn’t ever crazy good but damn the memories of locker room banter and laying someone on their ass is always fun to think about
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>>43863265
Very nice 8/10
I deducted points for the “erm...”
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>>43857668
is this you?
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Bruhs im catching feels for a girl.

Been banging tinder sluts, up to 10 in last 3 months but started talking to a qt virgin who says i am the sweetest and most charming guy she has ever met.

What do i do, she is really adorable and enjoys my company more than these rancid sluts.
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>>43868772
>Almost as bad as mirin threads.
I respectfully disagree. I love reading mire threads because they fill me with motivation and wholesome good feels.
They inspire me to work out stronger and harder so that I too may one day receive some of these mires.
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>>43857668
Include me in the screencrap plox
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>>43870180
Go for it. Make her yours. I bet being with her is hundred times better than being with hollow tinder sluts.
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>>43870180
bang her? im not really seeing a question here fag
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>>43870180
FOLLOW UR HEART

>>43870311
>>43868772
Both threads involve stories where cool shit happens to people but the mire threads are a little too vicarious for me, making this kind of thread much more acceptable. Also I find mire threads to be especially full of liars and bitter virgins, but thats everywhere so pick ya poison
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>>43870180

What these >>43870390 >>43870397 niggers said. I would (almost) kill a man for that.
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My friend is a Chad and he basically ran our HS. I was in the same homeroom with him.

>during the first day in orientation he became friends with everyone in the homeroom
>by the end of the month he knew every kid and every member of staff
>he was friends with everyone, no matter how weird you were and would come to your birthday party if you asked
>he was always willing to help with homework, asking a girl out, personal problems etc.
>if he didn't know how to help you he would ask someone who could to help
>Everyone was willing to help their fellow students because they were following Chad's example
>If anyone was sad, Chad would talk with them until they cheered up, even if it meant he would be late for his class
>there was no bullying because Chad wouldn't bully and everyone wanted to be more like Chad

He essentially was the God Emperor of our school. Tall handsome guy who effortlessly made everyone's life better by helping and leading by example. There is even a kid who is named after him (he introduced the couple and they have said if it weren't for Chad they would have never started dating)
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>>43870993
>There is even a kid who is named after him
Based Chad
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>>43857668
How does your mom not know what cum looks or smells like?
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>>43870993
What happened to him?

>>43871823
She probably just doesn't recognize the rancid mess he left.
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>be me
>15 years old
>hanging out with mutual friends i've heard good stories about the first time
>get a call at 5 PM saying I'm getting picked up from parent's house to go to this friend of a friend's place to drink and get pussy
>i'm a virgin and never drank before so excited
>go to his house way out in the boonies
>its small and trashy, mom is classic whyte trash retard
>smells
>dad is alcoholic and absent
>friend of a friend is really cool, we bond pretty quickly, he ends up being my closest friend later and his mom is actually a lovely sweetheart I would protect as if she was a family member and I love their whole family
>night progresses, girls come over
>stupid whores, they drink too much
>we all start hooking up with them, passing them around, its actually degenerate as fuck thinking about
>night winds down
>everyone is either hooking up or falling asleep
>brother comes home at 12:30 AM blacked out drunk from a party
>brother is Chad
>blonde, lean and ripped, plays every sport, gets kicked out of parties for hurting people and fucking other people's gf's, has been arrested for disorderly conduct, was kicked out of a bunch of hs's for being on coke at fb games
>he's locked out by the mom because he's violent and retarded (just angry, actually really smart but ADHD)
>he breaks down the door, just kicks it in
>he's with another Chad and their beta friend
>they come upstairs at 1 AM (he was outside screaming for 30 minutes to be let inside)
>he wakes up everyone in the room and starts leering at the girls we've already hooked up with
>lights up a spliff inside his brother's room without opening a window
>starts demanding his brother pays him back for stealing money from him in front of the girls to embarrass him
>sees me
>explain im a new friend and that I have weed if he wants to smoke (i don't want to be made fun of or attacked)
>he and his friends take me in their car for a drunken ride at 90 mph to mcdonald's rolling blunts
there's more stories but yeah
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>>43869356
Thanks coach Wayne
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>>43871849
He recently started a consulting company that specializes in electrical engineering. He also has a wife and two kids. Still has the same personality.
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>>43871895
>no emotional self control
>coke abusing degenerate convict

Your brother is as virgin as they come
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>>43856160
has any other virgin teamed up with a chad to make the best out both of them
>be me
>join football when im 15 and there is an absolutely crazy fuck on the team
>best player on the team but also drinks/parties every weekend
>fucks random chicks every weekend.
>become friends with him
>smoke weed with him and his two friends every weekend (my bro was a dealer) I think they just hung out with me because I gave them free weed
>chad is always invites me to parties, only person in friend group who talks to me
>eventually get chad hired at my job high salary family business construction
>show him how to make money online through crypto and powerselling shit from china
>we both go to college but continue to work together in the summer
>chad plays D1 at top 25 school and gives me advice
>I visit him and he gets me to lose my virginity gives me lots of advice on girls
>we both graduate and he is in finances now making 6 figueres
>I still work for family business
>I found a nerdy qt my senior year of college and we have been dating for 2 years now
>chad has a 10/10 gf
>my crypto has made me and chad almost 1 mill
>tfw chad mentoring me was the only thing keeping me from becoming an incel

anyone else have the same type of feel as this
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>>43871895
That guy sounds cool af. More stories? Truly white knuckling life and living it to the max
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>>43860829
Same but i don't wash my hands lmao
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>>43872027
he's not my brother he's my close friend's older brother and he absolutely is Chad, he literally looks like a photo some lookism faggot stole off of IG and has fucked well over a 100 women and was a star athlete before he became a fuck up drug addict. He's the epitome of Chad, everyone loves him, even cops like him when they're arresting him. He cucks everyone, has beaten up fucking marines in front of us before. He is absolutely a degenerate but he is Chad to a T. Classic Nordic Viking lunatic in looks and spirit. Surfer hair-do and voice too, tall, naturally tanned Germanic as fuck. can easily bench 300 lbs without training at all.
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>>43872027
>t. Logical non emotional straight edge virgin
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>my crush likes Chad
>Chad doesn't give a shit about her, fucked her and then friendzoned her
>I tell him I like her, he tries to set us up
>She tells him I'm not her type

I wanna die but thanks Chad
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You guys ever think about how if enough people on /fit/ can manage to get laid, theres gonna be a ton of babies named Chad in the upcoming years?
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>>43857877
Zyzz is eating onions on Mt Olympus
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>Have a cousin named Chad, not even lying.
>His family is super rich
>this year he spent a month vacation in Africa just to look at animals and surf
>went to a really good school
>no homo but hes really good looking
>has a great 6 figure job since 20 something years old
>his girlfriends are always 8+/10

I'd be lying if i said i wasnt a little jealous but honestly im happy for him. im not close with him at all but i hope he knows about the Chad meme and it gives him some satisfaction.
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>>43872715
CRISPR Chad's who are blonde and blue eyed but born to Asian Trillionaires are the only thing I think about on a daily basis besides SHODAN mommy gf
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>>43857668
Yeezus i used to think i was unsanitary because i had a cumrag underwear, thats been there fine with no smell for like a month, it usually dries really quick and is invisible, but then posts like these make me realize how clean my jizz is because my nutrition must be on point
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>>43872715
All my catfish profiles are named chad, but naming a baby over a meme is immoral
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>>43857668
wtf bro, that's a Chad thread, why the fuck did you post this here?

anyways put me in the cap
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>>43870180
How do you bang tinder sluts, teach me
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>>43872034
Congrats man. Make sure to raise your son this way as well.
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>>43870180
Marry her
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>>43873000
Dude I was taking the trash out every couple days, it never had the chance to build up.
>>43873074
It happened, I logged onto /fit/, shared the story on the nearest story thread. Included PR to make it chad relevant.

This story is not cappable. You guys are making me feel so gross, I'm a really clean person. It wasn't a big deal til my mom went through my trash to grab some aluminum cans.
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>>43871983
I was about to say... sounds like the kind of guy who's going to do really fucking well in life.
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>>43856184
I literally have a friend named Chad who has that hair and he ideal bod and I look and dress like the robot on the left a lot and he got me to go to the gym. Everything surrounding the pic is accurate.
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>>43868772
You're right though, these threads are fucking weird. You guys need to stop idolizing the fucking popular kids in high school. You aren't them, you will never be them. You're life isn't over just because you haven't gotten laid in college yet. Christ. As long as you aren't my loser fucking friends who talk about this kind of shit while taking kratom and playing league of legends every fucking night. It could always be worse, and there are things you can all do to make it better [spoiler]unless you're a manlet lmoa[/spoiler].
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not even chad just fucken dumb
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>>43872034
>my crypto has made me and chad almost 1 mill
>on 4chin

Colephelpsdoubt.jpg
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>>43873798
I don't get it
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>>43872034

What advice did he give you on girls?
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>>43870180
Stop banging side hoes.
Start getting to know her better.
Get a feel on whether or not you think it'd work out long term, or if you'd miss sleeping around too much.
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Anyone remember Sarahah, where people would send you anonymous messages?
Looking back a lot of them made me feel like a Chad.

Ended up with 20-some people confessing crushes on me over a weekend. Was unreal.
>Tfw almost none of them came forward to admit who it was
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>>43873798
lmao
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>>43873554
4chan is like greek gymnasium but more nudity and more gay
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>>43875057
post more
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>>43874839
bee yourself
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>>43875349
Tried to skim for the interesting ones that wouldn't dox myself, lol

I got dates with a handful of girls out of all this, but wasn't interested in taking things further with any of them.
The irony is that I've had my casual hookups, but they aren't really my thing, so I'd rather just wait to find someone more special to date.
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>>43856184
I'm crying, /fit/.
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>>43861867
This was a good thread. A really good thread.
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>>43875443
>asking for a friend
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>>43857668
>"They were covered with something sticky and smelly, actually your whole trash was, so I threw it out. but I put the cans in the recycling."
>She emphasized this point.

should have banged her, you messed up bro
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>>43874700
It's a bot




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