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>first week of december
>NYR's are already here
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>>43867222
stfu and do your workout, you dyel
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>making fun of people who don't wait for an arbitrary date to start
are you one of them
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new year. new FUCKOFF
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As someone who has never experienced the NYR rush, I've only been lifting for about 5 months, what exactly should I expect (outside the hyperbolic SIR comics and the potential for actually having to work in)?
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>>43867265
Expect your gym to be twice as busy as usual for about a month. It slowly goes back to normal over a couple months.
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>>43867222
Whine somewhere else.
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>>43867250
fpbp
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>minding the extra mires

Wanna know how I know you haven't made it yet?
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>>43867265
>outside the hyperbolic SIR comics
>hyperbolic

boy are you in for a fun few weeks
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>>43867250
>>43867253
NYRs spotted

i go very early so im probably missing new years rush but there was one new guy today and he was sitting on pec dec machine for 30 minutes looking around and did only one set
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>decided to starting eating healthy and lifting
>has absolutely nothing to do with new years
>won't be able to start going to the gym until after the holidays when I'm back in town
I'm not some NYR fag, it's just a timing coincidence
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>>43867476
>decided to starting eating healthy and lifting
>won't be able to start going to the gym until after the holidays

>never step a foot in the gym
>already posting on /fit/
this is the state of this fucking board
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>>43867476

>moving to new city for a job in january
>going to join a gym when i get there
>first week of jan

I p-promise I lift.....
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>>43867499
>>never step a foot in the gym
Not true, I've done boxing
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>>43867222
>that thicc girl in the white tank
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>>43867222
i actually look forward to it
-plenty of new cuties to admire (boys and girls, no homo)
-gives a chance to make new bros and brahs
-MASSIVE test boost when I randomly decide to do a PR during the busiest hours in the gym for some free mirin'
-After a month, everything goes back normal and life goes on.

but then again, most people on /fit/ don't actually lift so they think NYR are actually a bad thing; disregarding that most of the time they're in the cardio section.
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>>43867529
beating yout meat to 2d girls does not count as boxing
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>>43867504
If you look like you lift then you have nothing to worry about mate :^)
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>>43867265
>hyperbolic
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Whats going through his mind?
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>>43867597
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9 years in the gym here.
majority spent in two different gyms.
Root for these people, only about 5 maybe 10% tops make it.

But, it's a very powerful thing when someone does. When they start... Obese, broken just a fucking sad cunt. Body and mind are fucked.

Then some time passes, 3 months, there they are on that fuckign treadmill sweating like a pig, 6 months. They look better, the work is starting to show.. You actually take interest and hope they make it.
A year passes, you have witnessed a person who is going to do it.

Then sometime they disappear, its tough because they have so much weight to lose, you just hope they didint give up. Because they will die.

But every now and they. Someone does it and they become a regular a person you see all time for years and years. Those people are strong.

This is legit like 3% of all the people ive seen come in go.
Life is hard.. But it can be done, you never too far gone.
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>>43867222

goddamn, i started lifting 3 months 2 weeks almost every day... people in january are gonna mistake me as a NYR dude.

dammit
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>>43867597
Holy shit
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>>43867265
>>43867265
Honestly I've been lifting for about 16 months and already experienced a New year rush, and it wasn't THAT bad. Surely you will see many new faces, mostly old and middle aged people, but they mostly hog the machines and the treadmills.
Benches and free weights barely get any new traffic so your workout schedule should stay mostly unaffected. And by February most of the resolutionists are gone.
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I avoid the gym like the plague between 3pm and 6pm and there are still rarely this many people inside. I don't live in a huge city though.
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>>43868436
Generally if you know what you’re doing and do everything with good form it looks like you aren’t
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>>43867222
>tfw are my gym the NYR's are all hot cardio bunnies

I don't even mind. I get some eye candy for a couple of months before they realize my gym is a disgusting cesspool
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>>43868436
who cares you sad cunt just lift
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>>43868543

you're right faggots, WE GONNA MAKE IT BROS.
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>>43867597
I'm from Spain

DELET THIS
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>>43867222
That old man is wearing a literal clone of my daily gym outfit, from the short shorts to the tucked in tank to the fucking new balances
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>>43867222
>>43870237
I'm gonna save his pic desu hes like my elderly version of me goals,
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>Not going to the gym between 11pm - 6am

Even NYRs are not motivated enough to go during those hours. Feels pretty comfy senpai seeing the late night regulars.
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>>43867597
how do I unsee this
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>>43868341
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I dont mind the NYR crowd i can almost stand the new year new me folks. I just really hate the cookie cutter, one size fits all, self help book reading, ive been doing this for three weeks why am I not a god yet assholes

If you dont like how much i sweat when i workout gtfo i wipe the shit off when im done what the problem here
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>>43867222
>eliptical, probably running with 0 resistance
might as well sit on the couch for as much work as that is
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>>43867597
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>>43867597
MOAR
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>>43867597

jesus christ I've only been working out 8 weeks and that made my soul hurt
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>>43867222
i noticed a load of new people today, it's not a bad thing at all.
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>>43867476
>>43867504
Just wear a shirt with a helpful explanation
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>always worry about january rush
>never gets busier than any other time of year

nyr is all in my head, I just treat it like any other day and it's fine

plus I work out at the Y so any nyrs are mostly doing cardio/machines
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>>43870291
I go from 9-11pm its a good crowd
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>>43868341
Fuck you I don't need these feels tonight
>t. lost 180 lbs and desire to go to the gym after living in car
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>go to gym at university as it's a 2 min walk and free membership with tuition
>NYR is just slightly chubby girls walking on treadmills that i could be sprinting on as it's about 4 feet of snow outside

Could be worse
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>>43871918
m8 if you are homeless then all the more reason to go to a place with utilities so you can shower
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>>43867364
So fucking what? Why do you care what other people are doing?
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>>43872686
i don't give a fuck personally, im big enough and when i ask "are you done here?" people are always done and i can use the equipement

the problem is when some nyr dyel is hogging the machine for no reason and there are 3 other dyels who know what to do but they are too scared to confront someone else when they are new at the gym
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>>43867597
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>>43867597
i laughed pretty hard when the change fell from the guys pocket
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>>43872579
I'm pretty close to checking out tbth. Lifting doesn't feel good anymore, I'm tired of eating and regularly do multi-day fasts unintentionally, I feel stuck like no matter how hard I try things just won't turn out. I'm tired of struggling if all it does is put me in a worse place than before. I need to sort myself out, but the circumstances that caused this allows me to feel bad and I end up doing nothing for months. I'll feel better, but I learned to cope with food, and now that it doesn't have that same effect on me, I need to deal with shit in a healthy way. /blog
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>lifted at 2PM today
>nobody there
>peace and quiet
>all you can hear is me grunting as I lift heavy ass weights on the shoulder press

felt good man. I think these fuckers quit quicker and quicker every year. NYR is a fucking joke, if you really gave a fuck about improving your body you'd start the moment you felt like complete shit about it.
Shame there are so many distractions to keep so many people from getting truly serious about it. It's kind of like talking to girls, you could form accessible, cheap boot camps in a national chain for guys who get no pussy and you'd still have a low turnout because most don't want to do the hard shit in life.
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>>43870291
Only degenerate losers are awake during those hours. The ultimate redpilled sleep schedule is bed at 10 pm and wake at 7:30 am.
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>going to the gym in the rush hours
shiggy diggy
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Good on them. I'd say they have a slightly bigger chance of pulling through with it, because they at least had the willpower to start early instead of really waiting for the new year.
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>>43874461
You have depression, might also be the winter blues from lack of sun vitamin d, lifting will help this. You have nothing to lose, and that makes you more powerful than anything.
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already started in my local gym but i know its gonna get far worse after new year.

it always goes back to normal after 2-3 weeks.
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>>43867222
Is this NYR thing happens only in america?
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>>43868341
I think the worst thing about NYRers is that theyre usually there to lose weight, and they've been sold the idea that they need to kill themselves on a treadmill to do it, instead of actually just eating less.

This causes them to quit and nothing changes except they feel worse.
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>>43867265
>hyperbolic

zoz
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>>43867597
What a nightmare
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>go to a uni gym
>proper semester isn't back on till March (not many summer sem students)
>gym is always dead
Feels great
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>>43874507
>9.5 hrs of sleep
fuck you, lazyass bitch. 10pm-5am is for adults
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>>43875226
>only getting 7 hours of sleep
>never gonna make it
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The owner of the gym said they expect about 100 NYRfags and I bet 75 of them are going to be Brazilians. I hate Brazilians so much, brehs. They're so loud and messy and the women look like FTMs. I caof the ones that used to be thicc have lost their fat, delicious looking asses and now have disgusting, small, rock-hard glutes. Truly the worst race of people. I think I'm legitimately becoming racist towards them.
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>>43876128
I meant to say I can't even objectify the ones that used to be thicc. Dunno what happened there.

>>43875226
At least get 7.5, I guarantee you'll feel more rested going through 5 full sleep cycles.
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>>43867222
>not hunting the new dyels
>not tying to smash the new soccer milfs on the cardio machines
New year's is better than Christmas tbqhfamalam
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>>43874802
Thank you
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>have a whole month off for Christmas
>going back home to see family
>gonna be going to a new gym from mid December to mid January
>probably indistinguishable from the NYRfags

Such is life as a DYEL
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The best way to keep the DYELs at bay is to do loud deadlifts above 3pl8. They fuck off real quick when they witness true testosterone. Bonus points if you wear something autistic like an anime shirt or neon pants to make sure they don't come near you at all. I've had some of them even leave when they see it because its """intimidating""".
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>>43867597
Oh lord, my sides
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>>43867597
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>>43869161
De qué parte?
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>>43867222
My gym is immune to this kind of shit. I am the only one using squat rack and it won't change anytime soon (unless they throw it away).
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>>43867222
I haven’t noticed any.
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>>43870291
4am-6am master race.
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>>43878925
This. The home gym is a game changer. No waiting, ever. Just need discipline to get after it without encouragement or social reward.
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>>43874461
Bro see a fucking counselor. I had the same issues... Turned out I had bipolar depression. Got a pill and started going to the gym again, and my life is looking up for the first time in like two decades.
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>>43869161


>spain
>white

pick uno
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>>43867597

This kills the "le spanish is white" meme
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>>43877293
What shirt would you suggest like dbz or opm?
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>go to a powerlifting gym that's about to expand its facilities anyways

Nah, I'm chillin' dawg.
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>>43869161
DELETH THIS*
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>>43878925
you have a dog guarding your gym....from who?

Jamal?
Tyrone?
Jason?
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I work out at my university gym and the rush of new lifters at the beginning of the school year is worse than the NYR rush.
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>>43878925
hi doggy
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>be airforce
>my annual PT test is in march
>decided not to cut last year and just keep bulking while doing cardio
>barely managed to pull an 11m mile and a half
>mfw I have to start cutting now instead of spring so I can run a sub 9m mile and a half and be the best in all I do
>mfw I'm contemplating getting a sub 90 this test so I can retake it in 6months and then get 100 so I don't have to stop cutting mid-winter

What do I do guys?
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>>43867597
This looks just like the refugees where i'm at.
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>>43878925
Mirin them doggie gains bro, soon I'll move out of my studio and I'll have room for a rack. Till then just mirin others. Home gym master race desu
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went lifting at normie times today
and boy it was fucked

>PTs all had a huge shit eating grin, the number of clients just tripled

>this one guy
>skinnyfat, sickly face
>does bodyweight box squats for a minute, grunting real hard
>rests five minutes
>does some sort of bastardized C&J with a 4 kg kettlebell for a minute, again, grunting
>rests five minutes
>repeats this garbage for about two hours

>recovering from knee injury, doing babyweight squats to get back into it
>had a half dozen people mire 1.5pl8 squats
>not even kidding
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>>43867222
Acting like anyone could tell the difference you and them lmao.
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> 6'1"
> 304lbs
> Want to lose weight, have never set foot in a gym before

Threads like this are intimidating as fuck because I am fairly confident I would be the retard walking around with no clue how to use any of the machines.

At your average gym, is it possible to get a "tour" when you sign up? Just someone to show me how all of the machines work? I don't mind if I have to essentially pay a personal trainer for a single session just to have them walk me through how each machine is used.
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>tropicalfag visiting glorious America
>used to warm weather, usually bodyweight stuff and running
>Hack it for a while but eventually concede that it's getting too cold for me
>Thinking of joining a Planet Fatness next week for my last month here
What am I in for? I just want a treadmill, a stationary bike, and a chin up bar in the warm. I've never been to a gym before and have no idea how it goes.
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>>43881371
>bootlicker flag
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>>43881371
Nice. Is that a Belgian? Mine is a Pohranicni straze.
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>>4388169
Ask if you can get an orientation if they don't just offer you one outright.
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>>43867499
I was here for five years before i went to the gym newfag
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>>43881690
The thing is is that we live in a day and age that if anyone is caught making fun of/being a faggot to you, they themselves look like a faggot for being such a stuck up cunt. So, no. No one is going to mess with you. Ask any of the staff. Chances are that they aren't doing shit in the first place, so they'd be happy to show you around. You won't even have to pay them.

Sure, it'll be a little awkward asking the other guys at the gym to help spot you, or correct your form, but you'll quickly be able to separate the jackass meatheads from the genuine dudes who want to help.

All it takes is stepping in there. All the anxiety will cease to exist after the first 1-2 weeks. Trust me. Good luck!
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I can't even
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>>43870291
>Gym opening times are 8am-10pm and 10am-5pm on weekends.
>pic related
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>>43881875
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>>43881882
Same...Where you from?
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>>43878987
also saves a massive amount of time, plus you can get shit done between sets instead of killing time at the gym
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>>43881916
>pins in place
atleast he is being safe with that bicep curl
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>>43881860

Thanks.

I was at 338 a few months ago, so I've already had a little progress, but it was mainly from cutting out soda and getting rid of my microwave (forcing me to cook more actual meals) so I'd like to get into a gym to keep the momentum going.
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>>43881916
At least he is using the squat rack for what it's meant for. Curls
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>>43881916
>DYEL posture simulator 2018
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>>43881916
>curling in the OHP rack
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>>43874507
>being this lazy
You must be South American. 10-4/11-5 masterrace.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1g2ntIN7JuY
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>>43881690
>At your average gym, is it possible to get a "tour" when you sign up?
that's usually the case with most gyms
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>>43881690
Don't use the machines mate, read the sticky and get form checks on the net.

Good luck! Remember weightloss is mostly diet, the gym is there to build fitness.
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>>43882112
Love hearing Arnie speak
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>>43881940
The middle of nowhere in England, thinking about joining a gym in the town so I can go at better times.
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>>43874507
>bed at 10 pm and wake at 7:30 am.
Don't give yourself much time before work in the morning, do you?
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>>43869161
DELETIO
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>>43873569
you said you're too early to miss the rush so you only have seen one new guy but now you say there are four of them
>being so insecure u lie online to justify urself anonymously
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>>43877293
woa bro you lift 3 plates???
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>>43878925
>implying they won't break into your home to curl on your bench
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>>43881770
Don't join Planet Fitness. Shop around and look for other places, I guarantee you'll find something better or at a comparable price that doesn't try to fuck you up with free pizza or that lunk alarm bullshit.
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>>43870291
Me and my brother used to go to a locally owned gym when I was a teen durning these hours. It was almost always completely empty, it was beautiful.
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>>43882620
I'll double check the area, but I don't think those two will be an issue for me.
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>>43870766
this post made me kek
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>>43867222
>he is not joining yoga club to hit on NYR qts
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>>43870237
why tuck in your tank?
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>>43874487
This makes me feel better about starting to lift this past October. Signed up and said fuck waiting for any deals that may come for New Years. Been lifting 3-4 days a week consistently. Feels good man, obviously dyel with a long road ahead.
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>>43878968
Went on Thanksgiving in those hours. Considering doing it more. Never seen it so empty
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>gym owner has started charging all the new sign ups for $50 a month
>everyone here since before November gets charged $35
>They only charge $50 for people that enroll from December until the end up February
>mfw they just ordered a shit ton of new platforms, cages, sandbags, 5 punching bags and so much more


I love my gym, I'm excited for the sandbags
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>>43882890
Mine opens at 4:30a and there's always a line outside waiting to get in.

Of course it's the only good gym in walking distance of like a dozen apartment complexes, but whatever.
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>>43867291
then it picks up again mid spring early summer
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>>43867499
This, holy fuck this is cancer

If you can’t 1/2/3/4 literally DO NOT POST. Read the sticky and come back when you're not an embarrassment of a male
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>>43882504
The point is that 315 and above is loud, not that it's heavy
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>>43870237
please work on chest
>mirin neck tho
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>>43883132
who would win?
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>>43867222
>move to new apartment
>has shitty apartment gym with barely any equipment
>shopping center down the street has a gym "Coming Soon"
>has had the "Coming Soon" sign outside for over a month now
>still not open, still no date for when it will be open
I'm assuming they have to be open by New Year's right? Like that's such a huge day for new gym memberships they must have planned well enough to be open by then right?
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>>43883135
its quite obvious, I think
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>>43867597
>/fit/ goes to the gym
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>>43867597
>the camera pans to show the viewer the leg press weight
O I am laffin
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>be home gym master race for 3 years
>join gym in june this year
>hadn't even considered this despite /fit/'s warnings
fuck bros. it will be easy to boot people off equipment though right? i can just tell them they should leave because this is my usual spot. they won't know the rules and might believe this is normal
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I started at the beginning of last month and have gotten help from several really cool people at the gym so I think I'll be recognized as not being some new years only person if I just keep coming. One guy mentioned seeing me like every day and gave some advice but didnt sound too confident so I asked this huge dude as well for tips and he went out of his way to help me and check my form. it just makes me think fuck planet fitness and their shitty commercials about gym fears
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>>43867597
i looked like that in my first time in the gym
no wonder i could hear people laughing behind me
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>>43881371
>white baseboard
Ruined the entire room for me.
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>>43883132
hey thanks, been doing neck work for 3 months now, trap work for a year. both made a huge difference.
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>>43880780
Anon I'm thinking of air force for next year after college, what can you tell me about it?
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>>43873569
>i don't give a fuck personally, im big enough and when i ask "are you done here?" people are always done and i can use the equipement
aye we gotta badass over here
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>>43873569
i usually ask to go turn about with the machines, or 'work in' as murricans seem to say. no one else in my gym does it but i don't give a shit. i'm sick of waiting for equipment in my gym especially if there's only one of that thing (there's only one pec dec for example). no one has ever said no.
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>>43867222
They're always all afraid of the barbells, so its not usually a big issue
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>>43883816
they're just trying to start out. don't be an asshole.That's kind of think is what makes people quit.
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>>43867222
>not timing your injury recovery and deload to fall on December
Not gonna make it
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>>43883879
>"excuse me, can we go turn about on this machine?"
if anyone is intimidated by this then they should consider staying home and browsing reddit.
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>>43870494
who makes these gorgeous, melancholy pepes? Pls anon, I must know
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>>43880780
dont get the sub 90, numbers matter
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>>43871483
>>43867597
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SPICS
SPICS EVERYWHERE FOR A MONTH
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>>43884363

> filename

this dude looks rad as fuck. He's rockin' out and look at that fuckin' tiger

you wish you were that guy
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>Couple of days ago
>Old guy (50s) and his missus (40s) in the gym
>Missus spends whole session on treadmill at a slightly quick walk, or the cross trainer
>Old guy goes to punching bag
>Starts doing what I can only guess are round-house punches
>Only hits with the right arm
>Half-heartedly kicks the bottom of the bag now and then
>Does this for 10 or so minutes
>Collapses on the ground, spread-eagled, and lies there for another 5 minutes
>Gets up, starts doing his drunken 5-year-old punches
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Ignore them all
Focus on only yourself and improving
Continuously train
Watch as the unwilling yield the undeterred
See who remains
Begin anew and be thankful you have had enough life in you to have seen yet another year go by.
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>>43881371

looks nice anon, good job.
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>>43883675
post routine
recently neckpilled, I do bridges and manual resistance
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I hate the NYEL they camp the machines worse than the gymindians
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>>43884546
HAHAHAHAHAAH Da Crabs assasin holy shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>43882858
Best deals are spring summer when everyone is outside
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>>43881973
>shitposting on /fit/ inbetween sets from the comfort of my pc

Is there any better feel?
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>>43884577
well said
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I've never really seen the NYR rush, I'm either out of country or back home.

But I saw the summer rush this last year, it was fucking horrifying
>straight legged power cleans
>weight belts for benches, wrist wraps for deadlifts
>dudes trying to cholo lean while curling
>every deadlift was a one way ticket to snap city
>assisted pull ups WHILE wearing a weight vest
>watched some retards hang kettle bells off a bar with resistance bands for bench press
I still regret that I didn't take a picture of the last one. It's by far one of the most retarded things I've seen in a gym, I honestly thought I walked into a SIR comic.
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>>43884546
Just what I saved it as, didn't notice it.
The guy is a strength BEAST: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSid_ettevQ
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>>43883014
Damn, I live in Vegas so everything is always open. The benefit of living in this degenerate place I suppose
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>>43884861
Duly noted. I will check at those times if I ever decide to change gyms. This one is damn expensive but the cost keeps niggers out and shits usually always available
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>>43883132
>chad Barack versus virgin Barry
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>>43885036
>wrist wraps for deadlifts
is this b8?
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>>43885252
Why would you use wraps, not straps, fore dealifting?
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>>43885271
nvm I'm a retard
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>>43867597
That is the shittiest gym I've ever seen
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>>43882620
Wait a gym gives out free pizza?
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>>43881882
>4am-11pm gym hours
>work loading trucks from 2pm-11pm
>gym only on my 2 days off or before work and risk burning out after lunch
What's the best option?
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>>43885453
Good ol Planet Fatness for you
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>>43885453
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>>43885453
There's many more pics showing the horrors of PF
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>>43867222

This people subsidize our gym memberships for the rest of year. Two weeks of crowds using the cable machines incorrectly? I can deal with that.
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>>43867597
Am I on fucking drugs or do all the kids look exactly the same??Same haircut and everything
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nice shit, yesterday someone actually tipped the receptionist a fruit basket.
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so if theyre trying to lose weight, why dont they just eat at a caloric deficit rather than running on a treadmill like a bunch of fucking hamsters?
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>>43867352
OP BTFO!!!!!
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>>43885768
Holy shit lmao.
Like snorting coke in rehab.
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>>43885802
It's the Spanish clone training facility
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>>43882112
>tfw too low test to sleep only 6 hours
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>>43873569
>im big enough and when i ask "are you done here?

t. 180lbs "meathead"
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>>43875029
No
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>>43874507
This. Ignore the dorks. Best time to sleep and good sleep time (dem test gains)
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>>43876128
Stay mad cucky boy. White girls love the BBC (big brazilian cock)
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>>43884711
Nice photoshap.
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>>43869161
>mfw I saw it was in Spain
Look guys, some of us lift
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>going to a public gym
>ever

You're hardly any different than them.
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>>43878925
>mfw I break into your home, kick out your dog and OHP in your squat rack
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>>43867597
AAAHHHHHHHH

MY EYES
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>>43874461
try test or something to lift you
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>>43878925
based

also
>tell dogger anon said hi
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>>43885757
what the fuck?

In a gym?

Judgment free?

???????????????????????????????/
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>>43878968
This
So many hot moms doing circuit work HHHNNNGGGGH
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>>43878968
My nigger. People like the rock have been popularizing this shit, but it doesnt matter anyway because literally no one does it. Also I heard test is highest for guys at 7 am, so its great for helping to hit PTs.

Also the best time in regards to work hours. Lifting after work and taking any kind of stim.then trying to sleep is fucking dumb.
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>>43887515
>i've heard test is highest for guys at 7 am
literally most bro science shit i've ever read lmao nigga shut up and stop posting
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>>43867561
Yeah when Im going for PR's I make sure to go when its busy
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>>43888408
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/17520786
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4501456/
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>>43870237
dyel lmao where's the veins?
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>>43888481
>Twelve healthy men ages 64 to 74 years.
are you a grandpa?
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>>43888701
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3955336/
>sleep dependant increase
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>>43867222
>HE DOESN'T TRAIN IN A PRIVATE OR SMALL GYM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>tfw i was doing the same head motions as i came across this gif
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>>43867222
>Spent 3 years on a medication that had the side effect of back pain and weight gain
>Became swimmer to avoid back pain
>Nothing else, only swim, I am fishy
>Get off the meds
>Back pain becomes quite manageable
>Despite years of swimming still pretty chubby because of the meds
>Already losing weight after just 2 weeks of being off the meds
>Want to start attending university gym this January instead of the aquatic center
>Lifted in HS and early uni so know gym protocol
>MFW despite not being a NYR faggot everyone is gonna think I'm a NYR faggot and silently judge me
>MFW I'm probably gonna do something autistic and get posted on /fit/.
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>>43881624
thats normies for ya, they dont take lifting serious so when somebody remotely good at it enters they are impressed
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>>43881371
>live in wilderness
>buy a treadmill
pick one
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>>43888820
You'd be surprised how many people would rather run on a treadmill with a nice view of a forest as compared to just running in the actual forest.
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>>43884546

Even public health messages have to be crime-themed
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>>43885036
>watched some retards hang kettle bells off a bar with resistance bands for bench press
I can only imagine what this shit looks like
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>>43881690
>the retard walking around with no clue how to use any of the machines.

All of the machines have a picture of the muscle group they work and the motion you should be making.
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>>43884577
>Ignore them all
checked
it's kind of hard when they get in the way of a good session though
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>>43890113
>get in the way of a good session though

>having to bounce four lifts ahead in your routine because everything beforehand was occupied

Is there no greater fury?
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>>43867222
You sure? Apart from the chick on the right and the fatso in black they look rather fit already, for normie standards.
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>see dyel quarter squatting lmao1plate
>ask to work in
>ohp for 5

D E V I L I S H
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>>43880780
The service comes first, your private desires to cut or not to cut are secondary.
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>>43867222
My home gym is always empty.
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I need a new gym. When do gyms start offering New Year deals?
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>>43884363
damn that's a classic
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>>43890462
..d-did you post the wrong image anon?
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>>43885757
>>43885768
>>43885783

I despise what PF represents, but I can't help but admire the business model
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>>43888739
>CONCLUSIONS
Testosterone is not subject to circadian variation in the same way that cortisol. There is sleep-dependent increase in testosterone that requires 3 h of SWS or perhaps a bit longer with increasing age. Testosterone remains elevated for the duration of sleep. The subsequent decrease in testosterone depends on the duration of wakefulness; decreasing more with prolonged wakefulness.
Did you read your own article?
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>>43887116
>implying
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>>43867222
i'm not a new years resolutioner though
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>>43867222
No NYRs in my basement
/homegymmasterrace/
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>>43874507
>arbitrary
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>>43888797
As long as you stay dedicated and show up continuously for months after, no one will care.
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>tfw people are gonna think you're a NYR because you're fat
I've been working out for 5 months and have lost 70lbs damn you
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>>43867597
lol, that kid curling at the beginning
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>>43885802
>all mestizo mongrels look the same
You don't say?
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Not at my gym. Now that I think back we didn't have a particularly big surge of people last year or even this summer. It was a little more crowded than usual for a while but not catastrophically so.

I'm kinda hoping for some NYRfags because there's very few chicks there as it is.
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>>43893209
That's pretty impressive for a FTM
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>>43884711
hi, hope you see this in time sorry about the late response.

neck extension 3x15 reps

http://www.exrx.net/WeightExercises/Splenius/WtNeckExt.html

lying neck flexion 3x15

http://www.exrx.net/WeightExercises/Sternocleidomastoid/WtLyingNeckFlexion.html

lateral neck flexion 3x15

http://www.exrx.net/WeightExercises/Sternocleidomastoid/WtNeckLateralFlex.html

performed 2x per week.

The neck is as simple as any muscle group, progressively overload it with more weight over time and it'll grow steadily, I'm at 3/4th's of an inch neck increase after 3-4 months. After looking at some studies and articles its apparently an extremely fast growing muscle initially, basically beginner gains on steroids, due to being completely untrained when anyone starts exercising it.
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>>43867222
Durr hurr hurr fuck them for trying
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>>43894704
good shit anon
thanks for coming through
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>>43883211
Don't be a cunt
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>>43880780
Seriously anon....as long as you can pass work on your own goals. Even if you get 100 your still gonna be rated next to some fatty who got an 80 but got their CCAF while drinking mt. Dew through a funnel and they will be seen as better.
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>>43894704
stupid question but do you do lateral neck flexion 3x15 for both sides?
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>>43894704
I want to start but I swear to god I'm afraid of snapping my shit up. How does it work, why won't your discs in your neck bulge when you do extensions?
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>>43873679
Had to replay, lost my shit
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>>43881371
>Wanker Flag
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>>43867222
>going to a shitty mainstream gym
So... is it Planet Fitness or Snap?

Go to a real local gym where they only get a few more signups than usual on new years. Just don't be scared when you get there. They have these things called "barbells" which are kind of like smith machines except you have to actually hold the weight up (wow!).

Don't worry though you'll get used to it.
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>>43867265
Like 5 new old people will be there using cardio machines. Thats it.
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>>43895758
>>43895724
Sup dudes, at gym but in 2 hours will give more in depth response on these exercises and safety measures!
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>>43894704
>>43895724
>>43895758
Okay so a bit more in depth.

neck extension 3x15 reps, 1:20 rest
neck flexion 3x15 reps, 1:20 rest

lateral neck flexion 3x15 reps, 0:30 rest
Alternate each side in between rests so:
Do left side, wait 30 seconds then do right side, then wait 30 seconds and do left side again etc. etc. until you have done 3 sets for both sides.

Perform these exercises 2 times per week.

I've personally found that if I do less rest than this I cant add reps or weight and progressive overload stalls, and I dont wait 2 minutes because its an accessory exercise and it'd make my whole routine take too long. Likely a 2 minute rest (and 0:50 rest on the alternating lateral neck flexion) would give best results if you have the time.

Here is a good explanation video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7MCjaJ02eQ
I disagree with his recommendation do 20 reps, I personally found that going that high in reps was pointless, and I was ready to safely add weight by 3x15. Try for yourself, make your own decision, obviously whats optimal in terms of intensity/volume for your neck muscles is an extremely under researched topic and there is no definitive answer, only opinions.

ON SAFETY:

This should not in any way strain any joints or any part of your neck. There is zero risk IF YOU DO IT RIGHT. When doing these exercises make sure you are flexing your neck muscles constantly, at the bottom or top of the rep there is no relaxing and letting your spine/joints absorb the load of the weight. When doing neck flexion and neck extension, TUCK YOUR CHIN. Basically stick your chin back, and give yourself a double chin, ensuring your neck muscle is flexed and your spine is protected. Go to 5:00 in Athleanx's video here for a demonstration (also watch the whole vid its decent).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjiZaCJ6tCA&t=2s


And I'm gonna stop responding after this post cause that covers everything you'd need to know to get started.
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>>43897784
ahh fuck forgot to add:

barbell shrugs 3x12 is a necessity as well.

Use straps to hold the bar, your grip strength will NOT keep up with your trap strength.

Grip width does not matter provided you use the same grip each time, I recommend shoulder width and adjust grip to suit whatever makes sure your not smashing your balls at the top of the shrug.

Hinge slightly forward to ensure you are hitting your entire trap muscle. Not lean forward, that endangers your back, but hinge forward about 10-15 degrees as if you are beginning a romanian deadlift, and shrug from that position.
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>>43867597
>no weight on the lat pulldown machine

As someone who loves to do lat pulldowns, that genuinely offends me.
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>>43867554
The one with rolls instead of lats?
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>>43878925
Those are some rocking asics kayano 23s. I recommend you get the 24s though; they're so much better
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>>43884894
I have a laptop on a stand near my equipment. I usually lurk twatter or /fit/ in between sets.
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>>43893209
I don't see a dick
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>>43890342
Hit that shit for 8 or more you dyel.
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>>43894918
This. Air Force PT tests are a load of shit and all the air force cares about is running. It's fucking gay.




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