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Have any good /mirin/ stories /v/?

Here is my favorite.

>Walking around town, end up near a park
>Just walking, like an ordinary person would
> Suddenly someone behind me honks a horn
>I turn around to see a q.t. leaning out of the car looking at me
>She stopped the car in the middle of the road, no stop sign in sight
>"Hey, want a ride?"
>I don't even think about it.
>"No."
>"Oh, okay..." She drives away, disappointed.
Fucking thots.
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Reminds me of the time some qts called me over while I was on a run.
As you all know, the music in my headphones was too loud for me to hear them.
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>>45616656
But then how did you hear them in the first place?
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>>45616656
then how do u know they called you over
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>>45616656
BUT WHO WAS PHONE
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>>45616673
>>45616674
....
as in I pretended I couldn't hear them and kept looking forward
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>>45616735
I’ve done this ;_;
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>Go to gym twice a gym
>Gym is near a mall, so I'm there all the fucking time
>So I end up browsing a lot
>So that means that I end up getting to know everyone at all of the stores I go to. This includes a number of Q.T's.
>Each and every single one of them desperately wants my dick. They will come over and say hi if I walk in, we talk about what we're doing that day, we touch each other flirtatiously
>One of them ran up to me today to say hi. Her friend behind the counter gave us jealous looks, and hovers around us whenever we're talking.

Feels good, man.
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>>45616528
I was at the pool the other day and this hot milf was checking me out. I didn't believe my buddy when he told me. So, on our way out, I kept my chest flexed and she looked me up and down the whole way. Felt fucking good.
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>>45616850
>gym twice a gym

You know that shop employees are trying to sell you shit right?
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>>45616867
Good job, bro. Keep it up and she won't be the only one!
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>have girly ass zebra print belt I wear sometimes
>always wear clothes a size or two to big
>never got new clothes after losing close 80 lbs
>be at work
> boss tells me we need some furniture moved
>start getting sweaty part way through the job
>take off polo shirt
>walk past female coworker
>Wow anon you can rock a beater but what is that
>my zebra belt?
>anon your so weird why do you have that
>Why were you looking down there?
>silence
>I lean close to her
>whisper Welcome to the Jungle
>walk away
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>>45616528
>>Just walking, like an ordinary person would
kek'd uncontrollably at this for some reason.
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>>45617024
lol if true
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>>45616528
>/v/?
Really
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>>45616901
The minimum wage hourly employees could not give less of a fuck about selling stuff
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>>45616528
You almost got molested. Scary stuff, anon.
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this happened yesterday, it wasn't a qt but it felt really good

>be in a nightclub
>partying with friends like never before
>the place is exploding with people
>some manlet behind me shouts to his friend "hurry up piece of shit"
>I turn my head
>he thought I thought the message was for me
>he gets really nervous and awkward
>s-sorry bro, I-i was talking to my friend over there
>I laugh and say "I know man, no problem"
>y-yes, I mean, I wouldn't want to mess with you, you are so big, I'm sorry bro, seriously, I'm sorry
>I laughed my ass off, he almost pissed his pants for no reason
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>>45617024

>Kek
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>>45616850
Where do you live that malls still exist?
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>>45616726
lmoa
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>>45617234
kek fucking manlets
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>>45616528
wow that girl on his shoulder got humiliated big time. so this is what female mogg looks like.
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>>45617282
???????
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>be me
>waiting at airport to pick up mother and sister from their trip to cuba
>get there a little early
>sit on bench and read book
>it's a small town and airport so not many people around
>take shirt off cause it's hot
>guy kinda hovering around me on his phone
>over the course of like 10min he positions himself in front of me and facing me but still on phone
>think "wtf is this guy doing"
>flash goes off and I look up
>he looks at me horrified and turns bright fucking red
>manually speed walks away
>yell after him "I could pose for you if want" while laughing
>he doesn't look back
Why are gay people such spaghetti spillers?
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>be alpha
>everytime i go to the gym thots line up for me
>one by one they suck my cock in the bathroom
>then let me stick my dick in between their ass cheeks with their tights
I wish.
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>in nightclub, attempt to wingman friend
>My target; 6ft blonde haired girl, 7/10
>Me;Fat piece of shit, 6'3
>I get shutdown all night and she cockblocks my friend
>tfw i let a bro down, never again
>Lose 70lbs, lifting 4+ times a week, eating chicken & broccoli, grow a beard
>See same girl out at a club 8 months later
>Grinding on my dick all night
>TFW i got to reject her at the end of the night was worth every gulp of shitty tasting PHD diet protein


Keep on lifting bros.
It changes your fucking life.
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>>45616850
>Go to gym twice a gym
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>>45617389
>cuba
Are they deaf now?
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>>45616867
Why would you steal another anons mire?
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>>45617024
Nice
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>>45616528
stacy literally cannot keep her phone out of her hand
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I got stopped by a car full of 4/10s once walking down the street and they told me i was hot. Also some girls in my dorm invited me into their room once.
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I got one the other day

>work shit retail job
>this girl is just walking around the aisle I'm in not really looking at anything
>fuckin fine, skinny with big tits
>can I help you?
>no no, I'm just trying to calm down, I want to kill my boyfriend
>I joke with her for a couple minutes
>she's just smiling the whole time at me then leaves
>another coworker, female, comes up to me, laughing
>that girl fuckin wants you, she was staring at you through the window for like 10 minutes
>didn't notice that part
>guess she asked to get a job, at my store specifically
>she came back in 10 minutes later with her bf, fuckin manlet, I'm 6'3
>as she was walking out I said "You ever need help dumping a body call the store and ask for anon
>she giggled and left
She'll be back
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>never thought of myself as particularly good looking
>work with customers so tons of people in and out all day
>most times i look up from what i'm doing women quickly turn their heads to something else, like they've been staring
>assume i'm just being paranoid
>few mornings ago female coworkers are talking among themselves when they think i can't hear
>"omg did you see that hot guy just now?"
>"the one in the jacket?"
>"yeah"
>"really? anon looks better than that guy, i guess we don't have the same taste in men"
>she's married,can't believe how brazen she's being about finding me attractive
>continue on with my day pretending i didn't overhear
>finally starting to put 2 and 2 together about why all those women look away quickly day after day

wtf man. l guess i'm actually pretty damn good looking but didn't think about it. since my ex of 6 years left me i don't even know what to do. jokes on them i'm too damaged to trust any of them enough to let them in. guess they can have fun looking...
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>>45617282
Not him but my hometown in CT has a big mall and the town I live in now (Cambridge, MA) has a big mall as well.
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The girl behind the counter at chipotle gave me the eyes, smiled, and called me babe

I don't feel ready to make it
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>>45617024
>whisper Welcome to the Jungle
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>>45616528
that is a nice story anon.. here what happened to me

>walking down the street with my bro on the way to a bar
>5 mexican guys and 1 mexican girl rolls up
>girl calls out hey sexy you wannt hop in
>girl giving me a fake as hell come fuck me look
>guys giving me a "im gonna murder you and harvest your organs" look
>nah thats ok im good walking.
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>>45617757
you dont have to let them in to fuck them anon...
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>>45616528
Had my first mire yesterday
>at the grocery store
>go to self checkout to avoid talking to anyone
>8/10 college age qt cashier pops up out of nowhere
>starts helping me bag my food
>literally the first time a worker has ever approached me at the self checkout
>"I'm sooo bored you have no idea"
>looks me in the eyes, gives a big smile
>I smile back
>ask her why she's bored
>"Cuz I've been working for three hours with nothing to do"
>ask her what if somebody tried to steal something
>"I still wouldn't be able to do anything"
>"You wouldn't tackle them to the ground?"
>"No hehe then I'd get fired!"
>gives me another big smile
>I start sweating and it takes me four tries to scan my bag of shrimp
>"Wow, good thing you're not a cashier haha"
>she takes the bag out of my hand and scans it for me
>touches my hand in the process
>I can smell her hair
>she scans the rest of my food for me
>I pay and leave the store walking on air, grinning like an idiot

Is this what making it feels like?
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>>45618206
>>ask her what if somebody tried to steal something
>>"I still wouldn't be able to do anything"
>>"You wouldn't tackle them to the ground?"
>>"No hehe then I'd get fired!"

should of ran out anon, that was your chance
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>tfw never get mired
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>>45618206
Good job nigger, but you need to work on closing
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>>45618206
come on man, ask for her number and you’re solid. or run with the groceries and you got free food
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>>45618289
The only reason I’m lifting is to get a huge boob gf. She did not have huge boobs, so I didn’t even bother.

It was flattering though.
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>>45617722
Nice fantasy faggot.
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>>45616528
>be last night
>bar hopping with a couple of friends
>friend's sister shows up and brings two russian girls
>we talk for a little while
>go for a bite to eat
>the one i'm into says shes already eaten too much today
>me too
>tell her im counting calories
>"Why?"
>I gesture to my belly and realize its not there
>"my ass still jiggles"
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>>45617722
That manlet ejaculated in her. Enjoy.
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>>45616528
> last summer a girl that's engaged at my work tried getting with me. Declined that whore.
> last summer hit on a girl, asked for her number, gave it to me. Found out she had bf. Cut her off.
> two girls fought over me last summer as well. Could hear then screaming and fighting who gets me whenever I would leave the room. (Just us 3 hanging out)
> girl recently tried snapping me from school but has never talked to me in person. Coward move so I cut her off
> have plenty stories but don't remember them
> tfw only banged two girls in my life when I was dating them. Never hooked up with anyone. Both hotties tho.
> 18 years old
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>>45618355
I gotcha then. To each their own, I want a short tiny girl with As or Bs I can throw around and just fucking dominate. Big titty girls feel like they're hot shit while the tiny ones feel like they've got something to prove. Just from my experience though
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>>45618461
OH and a girl just slapped my ass a couple months ago. Felt good. Didn't know what to do tho just laughed it off and said some dumb comment then walked away
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>>45618461
>18
>mentions "last summer" over and over
>PLENTY of stories
Alright BIG boy, wow have a look at this BIG grown up boy getting out there guys! Well done buddy!
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>>45618461
You're an idiot. Get it while you can. There will come a day that you'll regret not slaying everything you could.
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>>45618362
>>45618459
t. butthurt manlets
Bulk up all you want. I'll still win everytime
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>>45618541
Hey alright asshole it's all I got I was dating a girl throughout the fall.
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>>45618595
Damn dude you're such a stud!! 6"3?? ZOMG zzzzz so frucken hawstzzzz

> I'm 5"9 and I'm a handsome fuck that gets plenty of attention from girls. Read the last sum up mire rant
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>>45618570
I know. I didn't know how to execute that's why.
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>>45618681
Kek ok buddy
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>>45618461
>two girls fight over you
>didn't close a threesome
You are more of an idiot than a coward
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>>45618784
I call bullshit
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>>45617179
They get commission
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>>45618656
>>Taking what some anon on a Hungarian nigger posting forum seriously
>>making it
Pick one
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>>45618808
Well you can. You can try and wish it away. But it's still the fucking truth. And I want all of us here to make it. Everyone here is trying to better themselves and I respect that. But you can't deny it anon. Optimal height that girls want is generally around 6'-6'4.
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>>45617757
>jokes on them i'm too damaged to trust any of them enough to let them in. guess they can have fun looking...
Are you me?
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>>45617757
I wouldn't let one bad experience discourage you - no matter how bad it was.
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>>45618263
Fucking lol
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>>45616850
>go to gym twice a gym

haha yeah, totally
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>>45617024
obviously embellished but still lol worthy
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>>45618948

*bro-hug*

>>45619038

thanks man, appreciate it
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>>45616528
>any good mirin stories /v/?
>/v/
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>>45616528


Interesting fact about that clip-


Dude in the video is 5'8 and wore shoes that frauded him up to 6' (some huge boots).

He took the boots off and proved he was frauding but the thots didn't care. That clip is after he already removed them.

Entire video was about height. Those who don't believe me look into it on youtube.
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>>45617234
what really happened

>anon was at a club
>some manlet shouts "hurry up piece of shit"
>anon turns around
>manlet just looks at him then realises anon thinks he was talking to him
>anon is too autistic and beta to say anything
>"haha, dont worry bro, I wasnt talking to you"
>anon thinks about the encounter for the next several hours
>comes up with a scenario he wish played out
>posts about it on /fit/
>is 6ft and 150 pounds
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>>45617389
>cuba
fucking commies
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>>45617513
>he doesnt have sluts lining up from his house to the gym
>he doest fuck them all on the way there and back
>he doesnt have his dick in a chick 24/7
>he has seen his dick in the last 10 years


lmao
beta as fuck
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>>45617024
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how do i talk to girls they always smile at me
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>>45617520
how original
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I got one laddos
>driving down street and see 2 qts waving me over so I pill up
>offer them a ride and out of autism wink as I say it
>they’re down for it anyway and giggle
>dragon and one of them starts stroking me suggestively
>things heat up and we pull over and they start to strip so I do to
>long story short I had a threesome
>her home and realise I dropped my wallet somewhere
Perfect day otherwise
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>>45619038
thats what I tell the Israeli chick in my class when I talk to her about the Nazi's
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>>45617943
haha
america is such a fucking shit hole
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>>45618784
>When the biggest fucking slayers (multiple) you know that has banged some of the hottest girls I've ever seen on a weekly basis

Obviously height can factor attractiveness you dope head. So does abs, face and personality as well and a few other things. You actually took the time to look up that graph. Pathetic
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>>45618206
>a cashier scanned my food for me
nice
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>>45619267
>dropped my wallet somewhere
If this isn't larp, you probably didn't just misplace it. It's definitely larp though.
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>>45618789
Yep. And I ended up sleeping over AND in the same room. Just us three. How much of an idiot do you think I am?
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>>45619418
Meant to add that they are my height 5"9
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>>45618883
Damn got me bro
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>>45618263
Should've*
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>>45618456
>my ass still jiggles
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>>45619432
>larp

obviously a joke you ignoramus
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>>45618508
absolutely patrician my man
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>>45619418
Yeah but I have all of that. Stop being insecure
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>>45619630
I never had a fetish for petite women until I read this
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>>45618206
LOL 4chan cracks me up, this post is literally
>cashier and I have some friendly banter, she touches my hand when scanning something
and you post it as if you had some special rare experience. Jesus christ, are you guys all this socially stunted?
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>>45619641
Okay that's good I guess? And yep, got me, I'm insecure as shit bro
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>literally never been mired since i started lifting, which was 2 years ago

considering killing myself t-b-h
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>>45619751
Why are you ruining our happy moments?
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>>45618508
>I gotcha then. To each their own, I want a short tiny girl with As or Bs I can throw around and just fucking dominate.
the absolute state of dyel manlets lmao, can't do the same to a real woman, have to go for one shaped like a 6 yo child
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>>45617024
lmafo
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>>45617024
Kek
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>>45617722
And when did you woke up?
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>>45616528
>45619160
>tfw only mires are from guys after games or bouncing
>Tfw girls never say anything
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>be today
>buying gum just before gym
>rockan that athletic wear
>qt with bangs mires my gait to the self-checkout
>feel her spaghetti as she looks down
>visually checking up on me until I leave

>a girl looked at me a few times
seeya later virgins
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>>45618508
I feel you on a spiritual level.
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>>45616528
>18, at school-ran graduation party
>don't ever really drink, but I ended up completely plastered out of my mind
>supervisor gonna take me home at like 6AM because I was nearly too drunk to stand, gets me in a van hes using to escort people home
>some girl is very clearly flirting with me on the way home, sitting close to me, doesn't seem drunk
>of course it's the only time a girl was flirting with me ever
>was way too drunk to even notice or care
>after graduating nobody ever miri'd me again because I became depressed and fat and am only now getting out of it
feels bad on multiple levels
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>>45619702
welcome brother
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>>45620372
i-is this fit related?..
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>>45620372
You know what that picture is from right? This song
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jy2MLw_JMJk
The 30 second intro is the most epic shit ever. Then it becomes a heavy ass metal song
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>wait tables 20 hours a week to supplement my freelance work
>bunch of hot female coworkers
>Bunch of rich old milfs (it's a pretty high-end establishment)
>spend most shifts getting old ladies drunk and hitting on coworkers

>overhear girls talking about how nice my butt is
>approach them midway and they stutter a question about why I have such good "posture"
>the hotter of the two makes the assumption that it's because of deadlifts (keep in mind that we have to wear vests, slacks, button-downs, etc... so it's kind of hard to tell what everyone is packing underneath)
>I just laugh it off because I know the dangers of fucking where you eat

>different day
>one of my guests asks me if I model while her husband is away in the bathroom
>"no but I'll take the question as a compliment" I say as I wink to her
>"well you should"
>"th-thanks you too"
>leave before he comes back because her husband is a big black man and I ain't tryna get smashed in or cucked

>get to wear a short sleeve polo today as I'm going to be working in the bar and outside
>coworker dudes grabbing my arms
>average looking bro calls attention to me eating chocolate while I have a quick break
>"hey man, you eat too much of that and you'll start looking less like you and more like me"
>hostess leaning against me ever so slightly while I'm up front
basically just a bunch of minor things like that that brighten up my day
but
>make some other coworkers insecure
>some of my my male guests that are obviously on dates get a bit visibly insecure around me and tip poorer on average
>one particular guy was a 5'4" average build manlet with a pretty cute girl
>I overhear him talking about his powerlifting while she is obviously disinterested
>the few times I stop by she perks right up and is super talkative with me, laughs heartily at my light jokes
>homeboy was pissed and tips 5%

the best part of all of this is that I'm also a manlet lol looks like I'm not learning any time soon.
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>>45620452
Is this John?

Btw, nice stories. I can relate. Stuff like that always brightens my day and gives me a nice ego boost. Recently had a girl slap my ass randomly it scared the shit out of me. Felt good tho
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>>45617835
Yeah in the Greater Boston area there are a few malls
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>>45617179
Getting minimum wage is why they shill. Commission. Are people this out of touch with the world?
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>>45619180
they never learn
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>>45620452
All these sound realistic so I like them.
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>>45618355
>I’m lifting is to get a huge boob gf
Same.
They're hard to get with slim waists though.
>E cup and up bby
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I only want big tiddies if they're jewish otherwise idc
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>>45620581
That's because the woman in your pic is basically fat but just has a distribution failure that makes it go to her tits.
So basically you are looking for women with disturbed fat distribution that are basically fat.
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>>45617520
gonna need a cite on this generic ass tale
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>>45620520
>>45620572
Nope no John here

Thanks, I have more but they're all pretty similar to these: just more instances of getting hit on by guests and light advances/mires from coworkers.
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>>45617943
New Mexico, or South Arizona?
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>>45618206
honestly, its the hair that always gets me.
We could be messing around with her on my lap and im totally fine.
The second i get a whiff of that hair im hard as a rock.

Its arousing when they play with my hair, i have super soft hair and very clear skin so occasionally ill have a girl touch my face to feel it("anon, how is your skin so clear.)
>once had a cheer leader in highschool out right say "anon, i want to have your babies. you have such clear skin"
then they drift their hands to hair and start to play with it.("and your hair is so soft.")
I used to sit in classes and a couple of girls would sit behind me and play with my hair all day. Teacher used to get pretty upset about.
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>>45618461
>> two girls fought over me last summer as well. Could hear then screaming and fighting who gets me whenever I would leave the room. (Just us 3 hanging out)
>not getting them to threesome
lmao what a fucking loser
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>>45620452
>dangers of fucking where you eat
One of life's great tragedies.
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I dont know where to put this so here is a chad story of the day.
>Be at work
>Stock'in shelves
>See QT in short shorts at the other end of the aisle
>She is picking stuff off the top shelf so the bottom of her ass cheeks are hanging out
>Im staring hard but trying to avoid be obvious
>Go back to work avoid getting trouble
>Look back over
>Chad and their two kids are with them now
>Chad is like a fucking warrior of germania that Cesar described.
>Fucking giant at 6'5", Blonde hair that is all messed up and somehow still aesthetic, beard down to his pecs, and jacked.
>Go back to work because im mirin this guy and family way too much.
>He walks down the aisle to me
>*fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
>"hey, do you know where the water bottles are?"
>Holy shit, he was just bent over the cart play with his new born. Dude is a god damn monolith of flesh, he is atleast 6'8" now i can see him close.
>"sure man, they are over here" but my voice fucks up when i say "here" and i sound like a female colonel sanders.
>Take him to water bottles and start to walk back to where i was.
>I see his wife looking for him
>"he is right down the isle number 4."
>she responds "thank you" and gives me a big smile where here eyes close.
pic related

I love seeing these guy's. It always make my day. But i start to think about it and realize i will never be chad. Im only 5'8" and im 300lbs.(im working on it, down 50lbs). Even if i lost all the weight and gained mass i would still be zoidberg with all the loose skin. At best i could hope to be "obesetobeast".
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>>45616867
Stolen valour!
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>>45619751
it was self check out you autist
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>>45620959
Truth. I’ve never done it but I have friends that have and it always ends poorly at best
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>>45619180
I forgot to mention I have a beard
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>>45617389
>manually speed walks away
kek
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>>45619434
You should apply for disability.
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>>45617024
>welcome to the jungle
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>>45619419
keek
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>>45620422
yes I know
i literally googled that to try and find the best one
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>>45620415
i dont know brother
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>>45620415
you tell me
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>>45620415
is it?
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>>45620415
well anon
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>>45620415
is it???
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>>45620415
petite grill master race
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>>45618508
>>45619630
>>45619702

petitte chicks are nice to fuck because of the manhandling possibilities but remember gents, dont get them pregnant or you'll get manlet kids.
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>>45620866
>i have super soft hair and very clear skin

FUCK YOU
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>>45616850
>All the girls want my dick hehe totally, I havent been on a date with any of them but they all totally want the insecure dude that walks around the mall with a pump in his tank top twice a day
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>>45621477
>>45621487
>>45621497
>>45621504
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>>45621523
...t-there's my you..
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>>45621026
>pic related

plz post pic of cute (anime) girl with eyes closed smile
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>>45621533
>not being so tall that even if you impregnate a 4'9 chick your kids height still averages out to over 6 foot

mfw
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>see girl at gym I'd never seen before, must be new
>keeps looking over her shoulder at me, I look at her
>see her again the next day, same look
>see her again yesterday, say hi as she walks by
>she says hi back
It's getting pretty serious boys.
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>>45616528
#MeToo

I hope you get a spot on Ellen for what you've been through. You're very brave, OP
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>>45621641
shes just making sure you stay the legally obligated 50ft away
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>>45616850

>going to the mall "all the fucking time"

Reconsider your life.
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>>45617722
>I'm 6'4
why are you bullshitting?
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>>45621591


Don't be so sure. Bill Gates's old man was 6'7 and Gates is 5'10.

Will Smith is 6'2 and Jaden is 5'6.

Clint Eastwood is 6'4 and Scott Eastwood is 5'11.

John Wayne is 6'4 and one of his sons (don't remember the name) is 5'11. Plenty more examples.

Regression to the mean bub. Enjoy your height but if you're unusually tall don't expect your kids to be the same. They might be but than likely they won't.
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>>45622029
Child height (and dick) is dictated by test levels of the mother

Its simple; inject test into your pregnant wife and you'll have a 7' height 12" dick son.
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>>45620959
>when you work in a law firm and everyone is sexually repressed but having sex with any one of them would be a career suicide move
I really fucked up my life choices.
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>>45617389
>I could pose for you if want
Kek, you sound like a cool guy
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>Asian manlet
>Running without shirt (avoiding tan lines)
>Man yells BRUCE LEEEEEEEEEE as a Jeep Wrangler drives by
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>>45619403
I'm thinking about building a mad max/cyberpunk armored hot rod to ride in the incoming wasteland
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>worked in retail men’s clothing store
>think I’m generally attractive
>next store is a new chemist
>i buy some brotien bars and chat with one of the workers
>next day as I fold clothes hear a qte say “hey Alex :)” and realise it’s a worker
>we chit chat
>next day she sees me as she walks by and tells me “my manager says I can’t talk to you because everyone thinks I’m flirting hehe”
>another day she tells me “so many customers keep mentioning you, saying there’s a super hot guy next door”
>no idea women talked about me like this.
>realize I am actually “good looking”

Let me tell you this, if you have a baby face as a non lifter, you will look sexy being /fit/! We making it lads!
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>>45617389
Is that Kenny K.O.? Isnt he super against roids?
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>>45621477
>>45621487
>>45621497
>>45621504
>>45621515
>>45621523
there's a video of this grill in this cosplay, getting her pussy licked by a cat, true story
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>>45618461
God bless
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>>45618541
when you were 18 you wished you would have happened this to you
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>regularly play pickup basketball in local court
>plenty of people gather there every day so always able to set up 3v3 or 4v4 teams
>this time its me and my buddies vs 4 younger kids, like 18-19 year olds
>like usual players discuss among themselves who defends whom etc
>one of them says "alright, who will guard the buff guy?"
>its him that ends doing it and he's pretty agressively pushing and trying to take favorable position
>almost always manage to deflect passes to him and push him around
Heh, nothing personel, youngster
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>>45617163
Kek
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>>45622122
are you bruce lee?
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>>45617835
>lying on 4chan about having a mall
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>>45619160
this.
nobody cares how tall you are unless you care. Don't believe everything 4chan tells you.
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>>45622029
I mean, I have a friend that's 5'6, his dad is 6'2 and his mom is 6'1, so yeah, shit happens.
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>>45616528

>be me, manlet, 5"10, DYEL
> ran up to woman i like on the street everyday, always say: you got lovely eyes
> theyre always buttflustered, and give a geniune smile / laugh and say thank you and shit sometimes you too back

> one day see amazon 6"5, big tits, she could kill me with 1 hoofstomp
> ran up to her, get too close, lookup, barely can see her face through her giant tits
> " you got beautifall eyes "
> she almost killed me
> jk she got buttflustered like any other woman so far, and iam not even good looking maybe 5/10

do it bros, just do it. also girls always mire, there just as horny as u
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>>45622680
cope
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Accidentally btfo a roastie at the gym today
>on incline bench
>walk over to the water fountain to get a drink
>as soon as I finish drinking there’s a girl right behind me
>she says hi and we talk for a bit
>she says I would look cuter if I trimmed my facial hair
>say “Thanks, you too”
>she calls me a jerk
>manually walk out of the gym
When I’m working out my brain is so foggy. I can’t form coherent sentences because I’m only focused on lifting. So many awkward conversations at the gym.
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>>45623287
>thanks you too

did she call you a jerk in an upset way or playful way?
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>>45623324
In an upset way because I’m pretty sure I said Thanks you too with a straight face, like your regular workout ‘focused’ face
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>>45623108
>5ft 8in
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>>45623287
alpha as fuck
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>>45623108
which of you pathetic human beings edited this lmao
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>>45616528
>see high school friend at uni (graduated hs last year)
>call out to him and go shake his hand
>"Have you been hitting the gym anon?"

feelsgood, first person other than my mum to openly take notice
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So you are the retards giving those fake pranks and social experiments views? lmao all this shit is staged
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>>45621533
>not impregnating them to bully your manlet offspring
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>>45619267
Whores stole your wallet lmao
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>>45616528
>be RPG/vidya nerd
>find out through internet that putting penis into girls is fun
>want to put penis into girls now
>start working out like a religion, eat well, get big
>good grill friend (friend from RPG, 6.5-7/10?) sees me after summer break
>looks me up and down and says, "damn" before giving me a hug hello.
>keep thinking about how she was looking at my new body
>go out with friends, including her
>keep seeing her look my way
>even though she was a friend, it took nerve to walk over to her
>this is it!
>say, "so I notice you keep staring at me."
>her face goes from promising to who-the-fuck-is-this-chump in .023 seconds
>all she said was, "no."
>deflated.
>later learn she tells group that I changed and am very conceited now
>lose most of the group as friends
>all beta cuck guy friends stop talking to me
>no longer invited over for Dungeons and Dragons night
>keep going to gym
>my only friend is the weight.
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>>45616850
>girls working at stores walk up to me
Wow you are so special anon
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Hey bros, is this a mire?

>my round at the pub
>go up to qt bartender
>she has a friend waiting for her to get off her shift sitting at the bar
>order my round
>using contactless card to pay where you just tap the reader
>bartender looks at her friend, smirks and says "can i tap that" and they both giggle


Fairly sure its a mire but i cant really tell
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>>45623734
>"contactless"
>just tap the reader
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>got called very good looking at party
>spoke to her in club briefly
>message her my snapchat (pic related)
>ignored
>can i ever save this and why am i such an autist
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I've caught my new flatmate miring a few times but it's a fucking pain in the arse.

>tfw it's a hot day
>people outside are having a water fight
>tfw fuck em - cp_dustbowl 24/7 because I have no course work to hand in and a day off tomorrow
>no one else in the flat so comfy as hell
>tfw the door opens
>tfw my hot flatmate Vicky comes in laughing and she's soaking wet, basically looking like pic related
>tfw she asks me why I'm not outside like everyone else
>I tell her it's because I'm the only engy on the team
>she rolls her eyes and laughs even though she has no fucking idea what I'm talking about
>tfw she sits on my bed and asks if I like that she's "all wet" and says she'll need to change
>I tell her she's getting my duvet soggy and she fucks off in a huff
>tfw I've already told her like 40 fucking times that I'm MGTOW but she won't take the hint

Fucking annoying, bros.
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>>45623641
how did you lose your friends? I'm p much the same except I got my friends into d&d after I got swole and I don't feel like they resent me at all. Maybe they were just bad friends
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>>45623813
Is this a new copypasta?
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Girl called me pretty with a square jaw at the bar two nights ago...

I'm still hovering at 242lbs @ 6'2 and I feel fat af
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>>45616528
No good stories but trying to finally start locking eyes with qts in the gym because its fun. Noticed that many times before i bring my eyes to hers shes already looking at my eyes. Its like they been mirin and want me to talk to them. Of course i break eye contact after a second or two and immediately regret my decision.
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>>45623813
>those teeth
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>>45616850
>Go to gym twice a gym
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>>45617024
zebras don't even live in jungles
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>>45616735
And I thought you were LARPing
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>>45620301
you're on the right path man keep it up and you'll be beggin em to stop mirrin.

>>45620301
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>>45617038
>t-this is want ordinary people do right?
>I bet they also move their arms and legs manually as well but they just hide it
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>>45623837
I guess I wasn't aware of her penchant for drama. Combine that with the white knight orbiters and of course it couldn't have turned out any other way.
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>>45616528
Sitting at back of bus
See qt get on
Get back on bus later on that day
See qt again,it's her stop
I'm back at the back and the qt gets off
Stares right at me eye to eye
Autism kicks in so I stare back into her eyes
Realize afterwards she wanted the d
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>>45622333
link pls, herr trips
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>>45616735
I got it. It was funny.
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>>45617389
I was waiting for the naked old man to walk by in the webm. Honestly disappointed. What is this place doing to me?
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>>45619234
Wouldn't you see it every time you switched women? Or do they line up ass to mouth and you just plow through them like some kind of human dickipede?
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>all semi this girl sitting next to me in class has a huge crush on me
>have been told by another girl in the class as well
>she always looks at me when a joke is told to see what i think, squeezes her legs together when talking to me, always tries to small talk with me when i show up...
>have no interest in her so just kinda force a laugh at whatever she says and say i gotta study when she asks me out to eat
>but the funny thing is the guy next to her has a crush on her
>he's a fat geek a acts as funny as he can all the time
>runs in and out of class, always tries to be parteners with her, gives everyone in the class food randomly
>i feel like I'm cucking him without trying and i feel pretty bad about it
>not all mires are good
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>>45620871
Well to be honest, I have no fucking clue how to do that
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>>45619419
This was my reaction.

I almost rofl'd in real life.
>translation: I almost cracked a smile
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>>45618206
Similar story
>at target
>with grandmother and her son, my father
>father uses self-checkout
>I'm walking with nana while she pushes (read: uses for support) the cart slowly
>dad finishes up as nana decides to use self-checkout
>walk over to it with her and start scanning stuff
>realize that nana and I were probably skipping in line but whatever, chinese back-butts
>finish up
>start to make for the door and hear a desperate "Have a good night!" from behind me
>turn around to look
>qt customer service girl I hadn't noticed was looking at us
>It's 1 pm
>smile at her and leave with family
I know it seems like a normal encounter, but she had been silent up to that point, and others had finished and left before us.
It felt good. I was in another state or I would make an effort to go talk to her again. She might have been a little young for me, though.
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>>45620866
>I used to sit in classes and a couple of girls would sit behind me and play with my hair all day.

>"I wish my boyfriend had hair like yours." while playing with my hair
Was she hitting on me? I wasn't interested but I liked having my hair played with so I let her keep going. I was really dense, back then. I guess I still am.
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>>45618263
kek
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>>45617635
Where would she have put it? Throw it on the ground?
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Ok, posted this a while ago and will repsort for you.
>at buffet with parents
>super qt blonde waitress practically hovering at out table the entire time (which I wasn’t happy with because I hate people watchng me eat)
>every 5 minutes asks if everything s alright, mum and dad just look at each other, mum decided to leave early and will see me in the car
>on way out with dad she asks if I enjoyed myself and then straight up tells me ‘I live across the road from here’
>my fucking rep,y is ‘well you’ll never be late for work then, bye’ and I walk out.
>hop in car, dad tell mum exactly what happened, she calls me a retarded and make sure me go back in to talk to her or something
>go back in, sit in corner browsing /fit for 5 minutes then go back to car and tell them she wasn’t there.
They just looked at me sadly and we drove off.
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>>45622181
this sounds like coping, to me
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>Yesterday I go to Walmart to get some pregnancy tests for this bitch I'm fucking.
>on the way there she is stroking my cock while she drives
>she says she wishes I was wearing basketball shorts so she could suck me off really quick
>I hop out the whip at Walmart with extremely visible erection
>She gets 5 88¢ preggy testys and grabs a box of Giant condoms for my magnum dong.
>Remember we need doggy and kitty food for my precious animals.
>On the way she drops all the pregnancy tests and condoms in front of this chubby beaner dude and she starts laughing while she pics them up
>she pics them up and drops them again in front of this blonde milf lady.
>pretty sure she's going this on purpose
>I grab two fifty pound bags of food and throw them on my shoulders
>walk around store with my dick on hard mode and a cute bitch holding an arm load of magnums and pregnancy tests
>go to self check out and my bitch is being loud af talking about getting home and having some fun
>customers and employees starring but look at the ceiling when I look at them
>make that hoe pay for everything
>$62.73
>She licks her lips as she inserts her card into the chip reader
>go home and she rides my dick like a bike
>she's going crazy digging her nails in me
>says she wants to bring a friend over and watch me fuck her
>nut
>shower
>fuck again
>sleep
>wake up and make her suck my cock before she leaves
>remember left over lasagne
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>>45624689
fucking yeesh
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>>45622348
Everyone who was a normie at one point has last "summer stories".
I'm 25 and I have last decade stories.
Normie is overrated. I'm slowly becoming one again, though; I'll keep you posted, youngn'.
>different anon btw
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>>45623287
kek
>damn, these thots don't stop bothering me
>fuck it, I'm going to my alternate gym
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>>45618355
Dude. You have to use the Tucker Max basketball court analogy. Every public inner city court has A, B and C tier courts to play on. If you're not good enough to play on the A court, then work out the kinks on the B and C court.

If you're dropping spaghetti with a girl you're not interested in (B/C class), imagine how you will act when the big boobed girl of your dreams scans your groceries?

I say just ask her our even if you are not interested. Actually PROVE she was miring you for your own confidence level breh.
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>>45623813
>I tell her it's because I'm the only engy on the team
I laughed because I do have an idea of what you're talking about.
Obvious b8, tho
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>>45624032
I like where your head is at.
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Most of my mirin' stories involve dudes... not sure how to feel about that.

>At get-together with old workmates
>Haven't seen most of them in about 2 years
>Used to skinnyfag, now not-so-skinnyfag
>Gay dude I worked with says I'm looking really good
>Say thanks, we talk about gym for a while
>He touches my traps and chest and shit
>N...no homo
>Go talk to femanon to purge myself of the gay
>Walking to the next bar, he's walking behind me
>He says I need to work on my butt more
>Gives me advice on how to build a better butt
>Th...thanks?

Honestly one of the gayest moments in my life, but he's a cool dude so whatever.

I had an interesting moment with my girlfriend a little while ago.
>About to go to bed
>Strip down to underwear
>Girlfriend is lying in bed
>I'm standing next to her
>Holy shit, anon. Your legs are huge!
>They're actually not, but I'll take a compliment
>Tense up quads to show off
>OMG no, don't do that. You're too bulky!
>lolwut?
>She's a qt, but damn is she a gains goblin
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>>45622181

T. Teen mom
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>>45624689
This is so pathetic I actually laughed. I hope it's real.
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>>45617024
>whisper Welcome to the Jungle
peak autism
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>>45617389
holy shit that webm literally goal body
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>>45617234
> at the club
> shootin shit with my bros
> hurry up you piece of shit lol
> oh hell, some autist thinks I was talking to him
> I can see the sperg coming on
> don't worry buddy, I was talking to my friend over there
> can see autist's chest puff up, he thinks I was intimidated
> it's good you have confidence at least
> come visit my favorite 4chan board
> see this embellished piece of AAA fiction

Now I am talking to you anon, you are a piece of shit.
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>>45617024
Put me in the screencap
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>get qt 8/10 gf
>every morning when I wake up with her head resting on my chest
> she wakes up
> says we should start the day right
> starts blowing me
> we fuck for 30 minutes then get on with our day
> always says she's lucky she gets to date such a handsome man

These mires mean more to me than any drunk chick mires I've ever recieved. She basically cured my depression.
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>>45617520
>recognizing some random club thot after 8 months
No.
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>>45624976
stories like this are what make mire threads motivation threads for me
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>>45624428
You have become a mogging chad

You're making it my friend
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>>45623773
Me on the right
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>>45624689
Old pasta, read it at least 2 years ago.
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>>45617520
Get better protein powder you larper. Don't write shitty unimaginative stories just to display your distaste at the shitty powder you bought way to much of and realise you are stuck with for months
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>>45618461
> 18
For the first time, I've felt how much it hurts seeing someone your own age, in the same place, do so much better than you. Cheers lad, I'll catch up.
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>>45624846
Gay mirin is the best mirin. I've found their advice or mirs to be honest and objective when I strike up a conversation at the gym between sets.
>Stifler_I_Told_You_That_Guy_Wanted_To_Fuck_Me.mov
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>>45624755
Thank you
>>45624863
Sadly it is real.
>>45625099
I’ve posted this story a long time ago, would be happy if it did become a pasta.
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>>45621705
6'5? I never said I was 6'6
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>>45624976
I would say delete but no....
Well done on making it anon.
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>>45616528
>be me
>grill
>mired every day everywhere
>nothing to see here, move on in life like w/e
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>>45623108
fucking gold lmao
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>>45625138
can't you fucking read faggot, he said he was 6'7
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>>45625204
Post tits
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>>45625082
what?
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>>45617389
>cuba
they got island dick you know that right?

la creatura
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>>45624821
That's an extremely good point. I'm not the anon you're referring too, but I will take this advice and apply it. Thanks dude.
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>tfw can't tell if girls are mirin or watching me to see if I'm a creep
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>>45624821
fuck that makes so much sense

thanks bro. Ima start picking up 6/7's
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>>45625134
>Sadly it is real.
Holy shit, I hope not, for your sake. You should try being honest with your parents instead of being a faggot.
>"I wasn't interested."
>"I didn't appreciate her hovering around while we ate."
>"No."
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>>45625403
Just assume they are mirin, as long as you take care of yourself a bit eventually you can work out the awkward kinks that show when you feel like you're being stared at. You're not creepy bro, and even if you were slightly they will forget 5 seconds after you did that awkward thing.
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>>45616528
>at work
>email my line manager some work i just finished
>head to the kitchen to fill my water bottle
>she's there chatting and making a coffee
>when she's stopped talking i tell her i finished the work and sent it to her
>"oh great, thanks muscles"
Felt great desu, i fucking made it lads
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>tfw my brother's 60 y/o mother-in-law compliments my progress in every family get together
>she also openly says how she enjoys checking the pictures of the sons of distant relatives that add her on Facebook.
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>>45618784
6'6" undesirable race reporting in feelsbadman
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>>45624976
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>>45622029
My dad is 5'10, mom is 5'11. Me and my brothers are 6,3', 6'4, 6'1 respectively, sometimes it just happens.
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>>45625515
That’s because height is genetically passed down. Moms height plus 6inches averaged with dads height is about your height expectancy.
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>>45625534
feels good anon can't lie
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>>45624976
gratz on making it
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>>45623813
Well done anon
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>pick up temporary job at nursery (in a ski resort) because need money
>Only guy there
>supervisor constantly telling me she's grateful to have a man there
>calls me muscles
>sometimes kids grab you by the cock with no second thought, or will hug you and put their face right on your dick
>brush it off as kid stuff
>one day in nursery
>playing dinosaurs with a lil guy named Oakley
>he's 2, and an all around bro
>having a grand ol time
>out of nowhere a seven year old ski kid jumps into my lap
>a little blonde girl, and very pretty too
>and... makeup?
>sides down my lap, putting her head right on my cock n taters
>looks up at me and gives me the eyes
>get up and walk away before I get #metoo accusations
>she follows me and keeps slapping my ass and jumping on me
>tells me she's leaving soon, asks if I'll miss her
>no
>go back to playing dinosaurs with Oakley
Did I make it?
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>>45620712
>having bigger tits is bad and a "distribution failure"

Shouldn't you be on /lgbt/ instead
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>>45626022
I crying a single tear of pride, anon. You made it.
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>>45626022
damn, thots are starting younger and younger
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>>45624097
kek
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>>45626022
What a slut
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>>45618784
>mfw 6,4
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>>45618355
Then practice on lesser women, you will be better when your big tiddy dream grill comes. You might also get laid in the mean time
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>>45624428
Was she disgusting? Or were you working on a better catch from the same circles? Why turn down some good fucking?
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>>45623641

You put the ball in her court and rather than put herself out there, she got angry at you for putting her in that position where she actually had to be an honest person on the spot.

She was an uptight cunt and the dudes are just losers hanging out with the fantasy of getting her attention.

Now you have a void waiting to be filled my infinitely more meaningful encounters and people.
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>>45616726
Who was phone indeed, Sir. Who was phone, indeed.
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>>45619869
>Mired constantly to the point of uncomfortability
>Lifting for 4 months with perfect diet
Such is the life of a manlet
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>>45625483
Only as bad as being 5ft8, and will get better as humanity gets taller.
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>>45626524
just not into asians. she's not the worst looking one but still one would have to look pretty fucking good for me to want, and during my yellow fever phase i also learned they always act like a fish in bed and want you to do all the work. also asians are just so easy that there is like no feeling of triumph, i find it funny many on this site fantasize about the pure family loving asain girl that is imune to all the evil degeneracy of the west. such a joke
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>>45618595
But you didn't
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Girl I used to talk to grabbed my bicep said hi and walked away
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>>45626022
I literally have that same issue since my dick height is at the level of little kids heads. I always am super sketched about getting a #metoo 10 years down the road. But working with kids gets a lot of bitches into you.
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>>45617835
>fellow Connecticunt.
You dont lift at a catalyst fitness do you?
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>>45626022
Did you atleast educate them on lifting anon?
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>>45621685
>He doesn't know that my mall is right by my gym
>He doesn't spend a couple of minutes getting to know all the girls at the mall
>He doens't talk to each and every one of them
>He gets bitter and angry about another man doing this over the internet

I think you need to hit the gym more.
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>>45622230
He's against people who use roids and then claim natty
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>>45622230
hes actually not, infact hes taken roids before and hes currently taking sarms.. he doesnt take roids anymore because hes scared of heart problems.
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>>45616528
It's funny because guys do this to girls who look like they suck dick for money
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>>45625655
I’m not sure what the wives heights were in that anons post but if they were womanlets it would make sense
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>>45627412
As best as I could. They didn't retain much though
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>>45619254
>Say hi and ask for her name
>Then ask her superficial questions if she asks for your name
> If she doesnt ask for your name, Abort.
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>>45618784
>6'6 the same as 5'9
This is a bullshit graph
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>>45625365
Back to your cuck shed weirdo
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>>45623813
>cp_dustbowl 24/7

the thinking man's map
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>>45617722
>I'm 6'3
>calling others manlet
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>buy something for >Eur10,-
>get stamps for a purchase of Eur <50,-
>This slutty cashier has got me five more stamps closer to the nice glass-set that Appie lets you save stamps for.
>Making it.
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>>45624471
Here u go
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>>45617757
They don't have to be in you for you to get in them
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>>45616726
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>>45616850
>They will come over and say hi if I walk in
If they're paid by commission this no longer means anything.
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>walking down the street with vietnamese friend in his thirties
>he's having a hard time because he moved to the US a year ago and is struggling with english, so he's shy, but we get along well
>suv full of early 20's chicks pulls up next to us at stoplight as we're standing on corner
>glance over, go back to talking with friend
>one yells "hey sexy!"
>another yells "dat ass!" (Was wearing short shorts)
>and another
>look over and make a confused face, begone thots
>friend hits me arm and says "you should talk to them"
>laugh, say "no man, I think that was for you"
>he gets a big smile as they drive off
>later on he says "man, they were so pret-ty!"
>feels good man
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>>45628871
absolute bro
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>get new haircut
>weather is getting better so always run around in t-shirts instead of pullovers and stuff
>girls at work seem more friendly and smile when they see me

does this mean anything or am I just autistic ? can you guys help me out with this ?
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>>45617024
Put me in the screencap holy kek
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>>45628871
Is Charlie from North Vietnam?
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>on medicaid temporarily because of a work injury
>go to the pharmacy to pick up some pain medication
>girl asks for my insurance
>tell her it's medicaid and give her my card
>"You don't look disabled"

fuckin' mired brahs
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>>45628871
you're a good friend anon
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>>45629083
I want to be the friend to others that I never had.
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>>45617024
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>night out with my buddies
>dancing
>2 mediocre chubby chicks pass by
>one says to her friend: "wow, I wouldn't want to have troubles with this guy"

Being big, together with my agressive looking face sometimes makes girls intimidated. Is that a good thing or not? Should I smile more?
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>>45628527
how kind
I wonder why it didn't give me a (You), though
I've been online all day
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>>45629826
>Should I smile more?

Yes
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>>45623813
The only thing you care about erecting is a sentry.
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>>45621565
kek
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>>45616528
She was going to rob you
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>>45618784
I'm a short (5'8") smart ass that doesn't want to be alone forever but I'll still be content if that's what happens. My brother isn't what you'd call charismatic but there is no way you can't like him and he's 6'4" I'm glad hes got a good chance of finding someone to start a family with and be happy. Even if I don't.
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>>45618355
Got one...
>My waifu is 5ft5 wheighs 55kg and has 80E bust
>real qt3.14
>transformed into stale beer
>when I started to date her, she wore tank tops, low cut blouses, fucking tight dresses and skin thight jeans
>when I was out with her, absolutely everyone stared at her chest
>she started to complain about that and her big breasts
>fastforward
>she transformed into hipster wearing wide clothes and all hiding crap
>tries to hide her best assets all the time
>even at home, she dresses like that
>complains that I no longer „look at her like in the past“
>tell her she should wear more tight clothes (at least at home)
>does is for 1 das and that‘s it
>feels like shit, having a hot waifu, but you can‘t mire her besides the 2mins of changing her clothes every day
>sex is still hot

So be aware... skinny, big-boobed gfs are rare, but she also needs to have that slutty gene...
I would trade the boobs for a bit more sluttiness in a second...
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>>45619267
>"dropped wallet"
You've been played anon.
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>>45629146
Truly inspirational.
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>>45621533
>tfw I'm 5'8"
>mom is 5'6" and dad is 5'11"
>just about what you'd expect
>brother is 6'4"
>uwotm8.jpeg
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>>45622059
Gotta get dat dere pre natal T
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I thought girls were subtle about checking guys out, what should I be looking for?
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>>45630213
Make a ground rule for clothes at home, assuming she's living with you. Make it something fun and have it apply to both of you. If you are both walking around half naked and you can't manage a little more sexy time then tell her to fuck off.
`
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>>45630475
Yes yes, she lives with me... she is my waifu...
It gets warmer/hotter outside now, so I will give it a try.
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>>45621641
Invite us to the wedding x
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>>45620452
Sounds like you have learned brother, good job
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>>45617024
kek
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>>45626641
How much change have you seen in 4 months?
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>>45630424
The same thing you do when you talk to or check out an attractive girl
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>>45631086
Usually I'll look at them, then look away, then look at them again and look away.

And rarely I'll get locked in a trance and just fucking stare. I've been caught twice, luckily they didn't react negatively.
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>>45617389
>taking shirt off inside an airport
bullshit
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>>45628871
My man
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>>45617024
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tfw the only mires are from friends and family
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>>45617389

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