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>tfw roasting some dude on /fit/ and he responds with 'post body'
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>>45632465
>post body
"h-haha you l-look like crap"
>he doesn't post his body
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>lose argument about something on 4chan
>quickly close internet browser and shut down computer
>feel shamed and stupid
>can barely sleep, just keep on thinking about how wrong i was
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>>45632465
I've legit never seen someone with a decent body criticize others in the way DYELs on this board do
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>>45632541
ah fuck
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>>45632465
Unironically great thread.
Shitposters need to learn.
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>start losing an argument
>anon makes a spelling mistake
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>>45632571
This. It goes for the gym too. Everybody who looks good is very nice and helpful.
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>folder of untraceable pics from russian social media sites so that if someone says to post body i have an instant answer
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>>45632952
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>vegan shitting up a thread with their insane posting
>tell them to post body
>they never do
Never trust those gains goblins
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>>45632541
>keep replaying the argument in my head
>start sweating
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>>45632952
bod pics dont mean shit without timestamp
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>tfw getting fight-or-flight instinct over an anonymous internet fight
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>good body so I can always back up what I say, but I don’t talk shit in the first place
Must suck to be a dyel
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>>45633501
post body
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>>45633501
post body
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>>45633513
>>45633556
xd
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>>45633623
Nice body bro
No homo
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>>45633623
Miring how vascular you are, no homo
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>>45633623
n-natty?
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>>45633716
Yeah man just 5’9” with a pump

>>45633653
>>45633681
Thanks, we’re all gonna make it
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>>45633623
time to get freaky by hitting that upper chest shelf hard bro.
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>>45633623
Looking good desu senpai

How many years lifting? Natty?
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>thread about strength VS hypertrophy training
>generate long post with no structure
>someone replies with "okay what point are you trying to make dude?"
>mfw there was no point
>wasted 17 minutes of my life writing up run-on sentences about sets+reps

it happened 3 years ago. why do I have such a specific memory of that post lol.
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>>45633623
what do you do when you make it? do you just eat at maintenance and do the same workout or what. i wouldnt want to bulk or cut if i had that. i would just be comfortable
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>>45633761
Yee man I’m working on it

>>45633771
Little less than 3 years in that pic, and yes

>>45633809
I’m at least 15lbs away from making it, but yes that’s what you would do to maintain
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>>45632541
DELET
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>>45632541
Cant relate because I never have been wrong to date
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>>45633623
saw this on a soc thread a week ago
post stamp
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>>45632541

Fuck.
This site cannot be healthy for anyone.
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>>45632541
>never lost a single argument on this website
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>>45634824
>never argued with anyone
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>get into an argument
>ask them to extrapolate
>they break down and start swearing at me
>ask if they are okay
>no response
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>In an argument
>Losing
>You wait an hour or two before responding back something stupid, acting like you won.

Fuck everyone who does this.
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>>45634783
Are you serious, what was the thread? I never go on that board
>homos are saving my pics and posting them on /soc/
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>>45632541
>think of similar arguments related to that in my head where im eloquent and i know what to say for the next week
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>guy posts progress pic, looks great
>start typing out post to cheer him on, congratulate him, and mire his insertions
>thread auto-refreshes while typing
>guy now responding to and feeding obvious trolls
>erase original post
>type out a post of concentrated negativity designed to truly hurt him
>guy disappears and stops posting

feed the troll, pay the toll
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>>45634865
>>45634824
hehehehe
*teleports behind you*

tfw entp amiright lol haha
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>>45634895
>even caring at that point
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>>45634962
no
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>>45634968
Little do they know my autism powers gives me near infinite patience and I'm just waiting for them to respond again.
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>>45633623
>>45633731
Whats your weight dude?
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>start an argument
>realize you were wrong after hitting post
this happens too often
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>>45632541
Really? This is what I do.
>lose argument about something on 4chan
>close tab and pretend nothing happened
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>>45635025
High 150s
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>>45636161
wtf really???
Are your legs like non existent? You look much beefier in a good way.
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>>45636188
I’m 5’9” and my legs are long and lanky
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>somebody insults you on 4chan
>feel really bad
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>>45632541
>starting to lose argument on 4chan
>switch sides and make poor quality posts in support of my opponent's viewpoint to turn others in the thread against him
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>>45632541
Kek, brainlet. How the fuck do you lose a argument on here? Nearly everyone here has a sub-90 IQ and everyone with >90 IQ always agrees with me. I can't remember an single time I've lost a argument on here. But I do get mad after arguments because some people are too stupid too post here.
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>>45632541
>winning argument about something on 4chan
>making sound, logical points
>second guess myself constantly and check back in on the thread, desperately hoping for a reply so that I can have an opposing view to compare my position to
>no reply, yet, likely never will get one
>I haven't won enough/not sure I was right
>corroborate arguments with readily available data
>become more and more confident in my answers despite the soul-crushing need for validation from retards
>thread dies before I can type up a paper on the subject matter and then revise it until it's succinct and pleasing to my eye
>if it doesn't die, I'll probably have made a tiny grammatical error somewhere
>think about it for upwards of an hour afterward

>lose argument
>laugh at how dumb I am and move on to the next argument

I can't win.
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>>45632886
I have had opposing experiences. Well, at least one. More if you count dumbasses trying to help.
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>>45634824
probably because you think brute force pepes are arguments
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>>45632541
>not staying up till 4am on a school night arguing with a guy obviously trolling, just because you dont want someone assuming hes right
Have you guys even spent more than a year here?
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>In an argument
>all of a sudden, now arguing with multiple people
>Start calling same-fag, even though i know it's not.
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>>45636482
dude, you gotta let your work speak for itself
if you do what you said all the time, you'd never sleep because there are infinite retards on this site
just make a few good points then fuck off
do you even shitpost?
how long have you been at this?

>school night
nevermind, I think I know
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>>45636521
why?
I will never understand this mentality until it is explained to me. Is it just a shitty deflection?
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>>45633431
Can you uhh.. delete this?
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>>45632541
>lose argument on board with ID's
>get on a proxy to reply to the person I'm arguing with
>divert argument to proxy poster
>say something savvy or conclusive to make sure I leave
>continue argument with proxy and leave with original
>use another proxy to start another argument and leave with original proxy
>cont.

anyone else do this?
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>tfw too low iq to have arguments on 4chan
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>losing and argument on 4chan
>just start calling the other anon a soyboy

Works every time
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>tfw you purposely say wrong things, and post fabricated up lies and research papers just so you can have someone talk to you because you are so lonely
>tfw fel amazing when you talk to some anon for 2-3 hours arguing.
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>>45636522
Been at this since 2008 :)

And nah, you gotta stay up to prove your point or else its forever wrong. Whoever stops posting loses
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>>45636564

Hey man you wanna just chat for like 30 min?
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>>45636576
>Whoever stops posting loses
lmfao

I have lost almost every argument I have participated in, by that logic. I bet I've still won more than you, though. I go for quantity over quality. I shitpost in a bunch of threads at the same time then come back and check on them a few times before I get bored and do something else. I can't even tell you how many thread's I'm posting in right, now. I just post in whatever is most popular after I'm done with the previous post.
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>>45636325
Damn cause im 5'10 and i just assumed youd be much heavier but the lanky legs i guess makes sense.
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>>45636544
I mostly do this with proxies on /pol/ but I will also occasionally do this on non-ID boards when I'm paranoid that someone will notice the amount of posters not going up.
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>>45636628
my man u sound really pathetic
hope you take a step back and can realize this
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>>45636655
lmfao
You're going to win this one. I'm getting bored. Consequence of ADHD
You're a funny guy, though
I hope I shitpost at you again one day
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>plan out entire debates in my head
>go in to an autistic amount of detail
>plan on wording things certain ways so that it appears there is an extremely obvious flaw which my opponent will definitely go after but it was actually a trap because now that he has said that i can say this which is an even better argument than my original one but had no way to be brought up naturally
>have literally hundreds of hours of pre-planned arguments stored in my head
>because of how intricately planned out they are it only works if someone says a specific sentence with the exact right words to start each one off
>so far it has never happened even once
>mfw
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>>45633846
whats your routine bro? how did you get so fucking jacked. ive been lifting for like 6 years and look like complete shit
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>>45633846
>tfw lifting 1.5 years and look nowhere even remotely close to that
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>>45632541
>tfw too scared to argue on the 'ch0n
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>tfw everyone seems so intellegent on 4chan, always feel like a brainlet
>like a certain hobby, always someone knows more then you
>rinse and repeat
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>>45636380
I agree with this guy
(Yes i just assumed your gender)
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>>45636528
because a lot of the time it actually is a samefag
if you've ever been on a non-id board that had id's turned on accidentally for a little while you will definitely see someone pretending to be 5 different people
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>someone responds to all my posts calling me a samefag
>inspect element - edit out all the (You)'s except 1
>take screenshot
>lol, no im not faggot
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>post body pics and when people ask for advice purposefully give bad broscience advice

>I literally just roid my ass off and train when I can be bothered

NATTYKEKS WHEN WILL THEY LEARN
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>>45636871
>tfw just got in to guns/military stuff and trying to go on /k/ to learn more about them
>tfw got in to health/fitness 2 years ago and even now I still have no idea what 90% of people on /fit/ are even talking about
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>>45636951
Great picture my man. Audible chuckle.
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>>45636951
Literally me, i also browse /k/ and have been for years. Even then, i don't know what half of them talk about.

And that's mainly because of the two issues;
>Never served in the military (US military)
>Don't own any guns besides bolt action rifles

Feels bad man.
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>tfw you get asked to post sources to back up your claims but you never bookmarked them and can not find them after a quick search
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>>45636999
>person makes claim that is obviously true
>ask for source
Delightfully devilish
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>>45632541
>mfw I've been lifting for 10 years and coming here for 8. I literally never lose arguments
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>>45636672
not the guy you were replying with dw you won the argument with that guy. just saying u might take 4chan a bit too serious
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>>45632541
>tfw you come on here rarely to argue, just to watch people talk amongst themselves
>the few times you do post, still feel bad for possibly wasting people's time, despite the anonymity
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>tfw someone else posts a picture of you that you posted years ago to prove they've 'made it'
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>>45637097
>tfw someone keeps reposting your picture and people rip on you when you post a new one
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>>45632541
>roast someone horribly
>realize I misread their post and have actually made an ass of myself
>he points it out
>other anons point it out as well
>whole thread calls me a retard
>try my best to not think about killing myself for at least 48 hours
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>go on /fit/
>only post helpful information to the best of my ability
>assume every anon is asking sincerely and not trolling
>sometimes get thanked
Makes it all worth it
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>tfw browsing /fit/ just waiting for milk truck to arrive
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>>45637121
>tfw you post your picture and people spam it everywhere to make fun of you
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>>45633776
haha
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>>45637180
thanks
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>>45632541
>make of someones deadlift because he was being cocky in a post before
>he asks for my stats
>i dont even deadlift due to poor homegym

Man i felt guilty but now its giving me the highest keks
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>>45636337
Never forget, that we are still your friend anon
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>>45637256
dont just thank me anon, contribute to this board with sincere helpposting
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>>45633623
Im also 5’9 but my weight is 193-195. And look smaller like that dude.
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>>45633731
End yourself manlet
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>>45632541
>Lose argument
>Just backpedal and double down on even more retarded responses, pretending I was just trolling all along
>Keep this up until opponent catches on and gives up

I always win, baby.
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>>45633809
>implying anyone ever makes it
Body dysmorphia means you will always look small to yourself
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>>45632541
I never realised anybody here actually posts seriously until I saw all these replies.
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>asking a stranger on the internet to post his naked body to prove a point
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>>45633809
>>45633846
No need. Maintenance volumes are very much lower than adaptive volumes. Of course you need to eat at maintenance too, any more or less will cause muscle loss or fat gain at those volumes
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i've never lost an argument

>prove me wrong
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>>45632541
This post and its replies are both hilarious and pitiable
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>>45632541
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>>45638567
You gotta know who you're talking to, bait can be elaborate, or wrong opinions can look like elaborate bait.
For instance i debate a lot about the inferiority of blacks in blacked/cuck/gay etc. threads. I know i'm talking to a genuine person because they're either shills or they actually have the fetish so of course they'll be liberals.
Same with Trump fans, Hillary fans, Skeptics, kekistanis, libertarians and so on.
I wonder what would go through based obama leaf's head when reading this chain.
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>>45632541
>losing argument
>close tab and pretend it never happened

Alternatively:
>start samefagging to make it look like the entire thread thinks he's a faggot
I actually feel guilty when I do this one.
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>Be Australian
>call someone a mong or a seppo on purpose
>do a purposeful misspelling as well
>wait for the (you)s
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>>45636614
I do
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>>45632541
Literally just fucking go on /pol/ and discord servers, git good and politics and argue the shit outta topics, it's literally just fucking practise and growing thicker skin, people always see me as an argumentative person and dub me as someone who "doesn't lose arguments", probably because I argue a little too much.
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>>45639340
Based, the shitposting in this thread is too much, my fucking sides
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>tell people to go back to /pol/ and call them stormweenies
>am a nazi myself
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>>45632541
>losing argument about something on 4chan
>self-loathing starts to set in
>realise theres a way I can save myself from this defeat
>start replying to my own posts, brutally putting myself down
>mfw I know all my weaknesses and can really get under my own skin
>continue to argue my original position against myself
>everyone else leaves the thread because these two autists are still going at it
>still there laying into myself
>tfw
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>>45632465
i laughed, good thread op
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>>45632752
LOL
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>>45632541
This thread and its replies are a miracle of the universe
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>>45639798
Pfff anon i bet you jack off to children and have eatten a live hamster once
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>>45636482
>school night
Longer than you, friendo.
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>>45637209
pencil neck man? bald head boy? Who are you?
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>>45639858
Go back.
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>>45632541
>losing argument on 4chan
>stop trying to actually debate and just start hurling insults and nonsensical shit until they step replying to me
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>>45636951
>Never browse /k/
>Get into argument with /k/ommando
>He doesnt even own guns
>I have more shooting experience
>He ends up getting btfo

Feels good
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>>45637287
FWEINDS
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>>45639859
Yes and no.
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bump
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>>45632541
Kek I do this except I try not to think about it.
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>>45634896
>gets called out
>deflects
>doesn't post body
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>>45635033
>tfw can't delet without wanting to Uber kill yourself
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>>45636367
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>>45636426
Do you cite your sources in MLA or APA?
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>>45632465
fuck you, op.

fuck you ;-;
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>>45636576
>been here since 2008
they had computer labs in Kindergarten?
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>>45637043
Grandpas posting on /fit
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>>45632541
DELET
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>>45639371
sent :^)
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>>45635036
this actually
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deez nuts
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>>45639798
have considered this
But I know people can look which posts are from the same poster, So it terrifies me someone finds out
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>>45632541
>Tfw when lose anonymous internet fight and too embarrassed to ever open the thread again
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>>45633623
'miring
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>>45636823
I have debates in my head all the time, and I form concise arguments to prove my points, but I almost always fuck it up in real life situations, I also get blocked and sabotage myself.
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>>45632465
>Tfw 133 lb skelly who gains 4 MAYBE 5 pounds a week

>Tfw it will be 3 more months before I reach my goal of 150 lbs.
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>>45645154
I meant to say a month
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>I'm actually him




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