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Lads I just realized have a gut parasite. How do i get rid of it?
Also post stories if you have them

Symptoms:
>when I take a shit, it smells fucking awful.
>Contains little white things
>not making gains
>constant intestinal pain
>can only eat small amounts; have to dirty bulk for muh calories
>always been really thin & never had any energy

Please help i can't see a doctor for it
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>>45634690
see a doctor you fucking retard
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Stop eating man ass
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>>45634690
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>>45634690
lol this nigga got fuckin worms
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>>45634690
get somebody to reach in there real deep and grab it
just use a lot of lube
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eat a clove of garlic? Idk desu
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/fast/
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>>45634742
/fast/ing cures everything
also the ultimate tool for cutting
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>>45634705
>live with parents
>"hey can I see a doctor for this"
>"why?"
>"i checked and I have the symptoms"
>"you're self diagnosing, anon. You can get checked next year if you still have problems"

>>45634708
thanks

>>45634742
elaborate please
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>>45634771
by "I checked" i mean i looked online

>>45634767
>cutting
that is the opposite of what needs to happen.
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>>45634690
>have a parasite
>it eats your food for you so you stay lean
>it’s always with you, cheering you on and supporting you
Why, OP?
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>>45634690
>>can only eat small amounts; have to dirty bulk for muh calories

how come you can only eat small amounts? because it makes ur tum tum hurt hurt?
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>>45634690
100% pure gum spirits of turpenine.
1 teaspoon + castor oil = dead worms.
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>>45634771
Set up an appointment yourself?
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>>45634771
>>live with parents
>>"hey can I see a doctor for this"
underage or what? just go you retard
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>>45634816

>Blocks your intestine

Nuthin personal kid
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>>45634690
Eating syrian rue will possibly stun the parasite and you will shit it out.

The downside is you will hallucinate.
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>>45634887
fuck nature
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>>45634835
>>45634899
Do i need to fast first, if so for how long?
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>>45634835
How to confirm there are not negative side effects to this treatment??
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OP if you show your parents little worms in your shit and they are still like ‘no need to visit the doctor’ I guarantee they gave you the worms and want to cash in on life insurance.
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>>45634771
Don't fucking eat anything for a week and the fucker will die and you'll shit him out.
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>>45634922
>eating syrian hallucinogens is more viable than seeing a doctor

do you live in syria?
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Train the mother worm to exit your ass for short periods and then one time don’t let her back in.
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Time for a parasite cleanse. We all have them whether we feel it or not. Link below is for a cleanse I'm going to be doing in a month or two. All the ingredients are listed, so if you don't want to buy the pills, you can look for the ingredients.

http://www.markusrothkranz.com/parasitefree/parasite_free.html

*Not affiliated with the website, its creator or products
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>>45634816
>it’s always with you, cheering you on and supporting you
fucking kek
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>>45634991
didn't google it first, figured it was just some plant that happened to be from syria or something
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>>45634690
There are over the counter medications for parasitic worms. Check Amazon. They are not sufficient for a tape worm, a prescription from a physician would be required.
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See a doctor you fucking moron.
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>>45634690
RIP
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>>45634965
kek
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OK whatever you do DO NOT CUT. These fucking idiots are telling you to cut and that very well may kill you depending on what type of tapeworm you have. This work is now used to eating the shitty high calorie food you have been eating, when you start to restrict do you think this work will go on a diet with you? No this thing will start to eat you intestines and possibly your organs to get what it wants. Go to a doctor right now.
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>>45635343
do >>45634999 and >>45634835 work or do i have no option other than medical help




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