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friendly reminder that if you can't dance, you'll never make it
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>>46431914
Phew, thank god I'm not a dancelet. Anyone who can't dance, or worse, refuses to dance, should be laughed at and mocked like the cripples they are.
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>>46431914
What's the Starting Dance routine?
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But I can, anon.

https://streamable.com/ymlw6
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>reload dance.webm
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>>46431969
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Np9_VSEH330
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>>46431914
>be 17, manage to get in a nightclub with friends
>still skinnyfat at that point in time
>get a few drinks in, start relaxing
>we start dancing in the middle of the room
>I decide to just let go and engage full autism mode
>turns out those moves were pretty sweet, I'm in the spotlight
>two girls approach me and start grinding me, front and back
>panic sets in, I had my moment but I'm still a beta sperg
>run outside with an awkward jog

Anyway moral of the story it's about confidence not muscles.
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>>46431941
Gayest
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>>46431914
Reminder: if you dance you are a faggot, and never gonna make it.
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>>46432144
>t. never been to a house party
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>>46432023
me every time while dancing, except i get their numbers
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>>46432200
>>t. never been to a house party
t. Faggot.
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>>46432144
>>46432200
>>46432222
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>>46431914
>6'2
>190 shredded
>good jawline
go onto dance floor and do slight knee bobs, no fuckin clue what to do with my hands. Chicks come up to dance I have no idea what to do.
What can I train in the gym to get better at dancing?
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>>46432222
what a waste of quads
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>>46431969
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORMSNWt7yDs
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>remembering the times when you tried to dance
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>>46432274
I made it 15 seconds in. Beat me fags.
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>>46432295
>stumbled backwards into another female and busted her nose
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>>46431914
>>46431941
i never dance, still hook up with girls in the club. i just stand in the middle of the pack with my friends, sip my drink and girls come up to me to get me to join them and "cheer me up". easy as fuck
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>tfw good dancer
>always laugh at """"chads"""" who can barely keep track of the rhythm
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>>46432247
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>>46431914
i can't dance but i have fun,
the music can make or break my mood though,
went to a club playing 80's90's00's hits and honestly had a fucking ball
went to another playing fucking Aerosmith and its like how tf am i even supposed to dance to this
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>>46432373
gonna unironically do this.
Maybe work on less obvious but will do this
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Just go out a lot and you'll learn it byt looking at other people. Just blend in. Once you've blended in you can start getting good
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Its not hard, just feel the music
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>>46432247
>Chicks come up to dance I have no idea what to do.
ezpz, all you need to do is put your hands on her hips and move with the music. Ideally you should be drunk enough to lose most of your self awareness. You could always take dance lessons.
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>>46432437
>training calves is easy bro just do some calf raises in leg workouts
>had big calves before ever going to gym
this is the equivalent
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>>46432441
Don't do that too fast though. Spaghetti will ensue
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Imagine spending your time on the dance floor when you could chat them up and seal the deal within minutes when the women are taking a break / getting drinks
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>>46432452
If you're really that bad, just practice in the mirror with music on unironically. I dance in my room all the time, no homo
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>>46432345
>another female
You skanks really can't resist can you
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>>46431914
This

Cumbia salsa and merengue for slaying poon
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>>46432475
salsa is god tier
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>>46432493
The Oriental woman cannot resist

https://youtu.be/72ew03ks7Ow
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you neets should all learn to dance. whether it's on edm parties, or latin dance parties like salsa bachata kizomba. Always a ratio of 65% female and they love it if you control them with dancing
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>>46432437
If you're dopaminelet music literally does nothing to you
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>>46432744
is this why I wank so much too?
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>>46432563
Gringas love Salsa, so easy to learn and teach aha. Just know a bit more than the basic steps and have rhythm and your golden.
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>>46432865
kek
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>>46432247
twink
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>>46432345
are you michael cera
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>>46432883
They do but gringas are so annoying
So I just chase chinitas
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>only know waltz and tango
>never get a chance to waltz or tango
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>>46432274
Ok I bought the stupid underwear, but I still suck at dancing. What did I do wrong?
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>>46433173
don't take this manlet serious
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>>46433144
>Not going to quincenieras

Make some Mexican friends buddy
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>>46432865
That's serotoninlet
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>on date with cute girl
>"i love to dance, anon, do you like to dance?"
>"the only dancing i do is in the pit haha"
>tfw you can never go to a normie club and dance
>tfw you will never grind against some roastie in the club
>you will only ever know punching and smashing into other sweaty men

WHAT DO HOW DO I LEARN TO NORMIE DANCE
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Where do you guys practice?
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>>46431972
is that actually you anon?
mirin hard
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>>46433388
EDM scenes are retarded. Go for to nightlife places where you have some space to dance, but a lot of people too
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>>46433435
in my room in front of the mirror
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>>46432200
>house party
Are you even old enough to post here?
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>>46432744
Does knowing how to dance make it more enjoyable? I've always contemplated going to a festival but I can't dance at all and feel like I'd be bored out of my mind just listening to music and not doing anything
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqEtq34dSUo

How do I learn to dance like these slavs here?
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>>46433485
boomer detected
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>>46433519
squat and stand on your toes and bounce up and down for 10 times. Do this every day for some weeks and you'll get good "bouncing strength" and balance. This is how I learned it too
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Dancing is for faggots. It's something women do to attract men, do you also wear makeup and thongs?
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>>46433544
>hurrrrr muh masculinity is at risk!

>implying women don't get wet by men who can dance
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3nd8WQy58Pw
Just look at the comments
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>>46433559
>letting women dictate what is masculine and what is not
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>>46431996
This is bullshit right? Its not a serious video or is it?
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>>46433544
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>>46431969
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45M0cz-9Nvs
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>>46431996
Dancing with Leroy is the only guide you will need!
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>>46433596
Mate those moves will transform your clubbing experience
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>>46431972
>https://streamable.com/ymlw6
sick
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhDVSiidt_4
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>>46433435
Different clubs or take dance lessons from female friends who can dance
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>>46434053
>>46433478
Pathetic.
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>>46433544
You're the kind of faggot that stands alone in the club being boring while everyone else is having fun
Go make yourself useful and get me another drink from the bar bro
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>>46434066
>Dancing with bitches and later fucking them is pathetic

Quit being a lil bitch bro
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>>46434079
>WOOHOOO HAVING FU-UN WITH MY BOYFRIENDS
>>46434094
Bitches love guys who humiliate themselves for them. There isn't a biggest turn on for them. This is a scientific fact.
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>>46434124
>dancing equals humiliation
spotted the dancelet
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>>46434124
>I-I'm not dancing; it's humiliating.

Permavirgin spotted. Keep replying with pure butthurt so everyone knows.
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>>46431914
I never dance, I consider affinity to dance a trait of lesser men. Everyone who I know that's passionate about dancing is an shallow imbecile.
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>46434177
has got to be bait
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>>46434177
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>>46434183
I know it sounds like it, I'd also think the poster is some kind of a neckbeard, but I'm actually an alpha+ male.
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>>46434228
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>>46434139
Tryhard faggots who "know how to dance" are a public embarrassment. No one is impressed or turned on by your ironic moves.
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>>46434124
The only thing that is embarrassing is the faggot who has two left feet and can't ask a woman out to the dance floor
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>>46434270
>>46434177

I'm sure youre really fun at parties
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>>46434290
I'm sure you're an obnoxious clown at parties.
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>>46434301
Angry wallflower detected
Your grapes sure are sour
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>look at these mindless sheep, with their dance moves and "rhythm". An intellectual like me would know better than to conform to this cattle mentality
>*stands still in the corner of the dancefloor*
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>>46434326
I had my awkward grapes during adolescence and moved on, like most people do. If you still act like clown after your teens you're literally retarded.
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>>46431972
>https://streamable.com/ymlw6
you're a manlet and your dance moves look ridiculous
i'd laugh at you if i saw you in the club dancing like that
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dancing is natural and has been part of our history for millions of years. The only people unironcially talking shit on it are teenagers

dancing is just following rhythm
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>>46434442
There's a difference between dancing with the crowd and the sperging the dance aficionados in itt are advocating.
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>>46434465
literally no one is
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Man don't dance
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>>46434390
You clearly haven't moved on, jealous of people having fun.
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>>46431972
>https://streamable.com/ymlw6
diggin it
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>>46434475
Anyone talking about dancing lessons or moves is.
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>>46432222
>this
House parties are fucking shit unless there's live music. Everytime I'm on campus some faggot is throwing a house party, show up, and it's just a bunch of kids getting fucked up to celebrate surviving the last party with some nerd on a macbook playing radio music. Only parties worth going to and actually giving a reason to "party" are with actual musicians playing music you can jam to in the moment. Do you fucking dance and start chugging natty ice when your favorite song comes on the radio on your way back to your mums house?
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>>46434536
That's about dancing with a woman who knows how to dance aswel. No idiot is going to do flamenco in the middle of the dance floor of a night club
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>>46431914
I sing, I don't need to dance beyond little swaying here or there.
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>>46434390
Sure did there champ
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>>46434817
what do you sing?
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>>46434593
what kind of house party gets live fucking music

is this at the millionaire frat houses or something
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>>46434919
Playing music isn't a particularly rare skill. All it takes to play danceable music is a guitar and some bongos.
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>>46434884
My own songs are influenced mainly by the beach boys and pavement, but my favorite stuff to sing is really early stuff like the inkspots, the millsbrothers, paul robeson and billie holiday. Right now I'm super into singing Smokey Robinson and Otis Redding. Keeps me happy while I'm a fat fuck on a cut.
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>>46431972
autism
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>>46434919
>millionaires are the only people who can afford instruments or play music
Are you actually retarded? Half the people I know play in some kind of band or play/sing by themselves. You have a shit social circle dude.
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Do you guys go alone to the club sometimes? I was once and I ended spending the whole evening on the bar drinking not talking to anybody (I don't know how you can even talk there, the music is so loud). But that was on my lowest days, since then I improved myself a lot in tons of areas (not so much in social tho) so I'm considering giving it another go some time during summer.
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>>46435056
Go to local music venues/house shows. If they aren't free they are usual a few bucks and plenty of space away from the shitty bands to meet people. Plus you never have to worry about it being a sausage fest in my experience there's always plenty of babes.
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>>46435056
If you can't talk in a bar and you have no one you know, don't go there.
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>>46435056
I've been m8s with quite a few bouncers and barmans, and they always rank Betas who go alone as the most pathetic creatures.
You might think "ok, 80% of women will be out of reach, that still leaves 20%, right". WRONG, for women men are status symbols, they won't even look you in the eye if they perceive that other women wouldn't also. Your actual chances are 0%.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWClxRC7-0s

This is the video I used 6 years ago in high school how to shuffle. I didn't learn it for girls, I learned it because I have always been really into the trance genre and I just wanted a way to dance to it without looking stupid or bobbing my head up and down.

I can't even count the number of times busting out a smooth ass shuffle has gotten me with girls. I've been doing it for so long that I'm very smooth and not awkward which is the hardest part for most learners. I certainly don't go to clubs and bars and start shuffling on the floor, you bust it out in sporadic situations that feel right
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If Billy Elliot came out today, would un-males understand the premise that dancing is for faggots?
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>>46435056
Depends, I prefer to go alone on raves and such, always have an awesome time.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLOHWMWD_CQ

I will never know these moves
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>>46432023
consider yourself lucky.
when i tried to dance, everyone on the dancefloor stared at me with disgust on their faces.
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if you dance to impress basic white bitches you are an idiot. just have fun
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGmSHHQ6_ig
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>>46436773
JUST
BE
YOUR
SELF
BRO
:)
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>>46436793
I'm saying that you shouldn't dance to impress some normies. learn it because you want to have fun with it
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>>46436190
just bee yourself and have fun bro
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>>46431972
Is that how you would dance at a club? I just can't imagine being an actually good dancer at a place where 99% of people are shitfaced and rolling on something.

Feels tryhard.
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>>46436838
tbf a brojob afterwards is just as good as sex
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>>46434422
how insecure do you have to be to post this shit?




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