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Are you the fox or the bunny, /fit/?
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>>46433258
I'm the creator of this little universe
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gay
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>>46433258
>Tfw bunny
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>>46433286
reported
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>>46433258
>and then the bunnies farm got trampled because he didnt buy a fence or anything
Haha, yeah, just go squat dude! No need to learn proper form, just snap your shit up, at least you got a headstart on everyone!
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>>46433274
your comics are very good and make me feel happy please keep it up
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Fox for sure I fucking hate it. I have to plan every single shit out I can’t run with it. Friends made fun of me when I started trying to date and me planning out shit in my head like driving times so that wouldn’t miss things and we’d have enough time to do the shit I wanted us to do.
It’s fucked I can’t just let loose.
Luckily with lifting you don’t need to do much to start other than watch a couple videos on form for compounds
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>>46433258
Cute
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>>46433340
This when I was a beginner lifting the empty bar I accidentally stuck my ass out an inch too far and every muscle in my body ripped in half at once.
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>>46433258
Wouldn't the fox not simply eat the rabbit?
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>Not starting right away while also making plans

Both are wrong, fox is however the bigger faggot of the two.
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I'm the motherfucker who walks up to them, steals the rabbit's shit, fucks the fox in the ass. and have them both work for me as slaves
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>>46433340
>N-no I can't squat today my heel shoes havnt arrived yet
>No squats today, my form isnt perfect so I need to watch a ton of youtube videos before even trying
>Ah ah ah, I forgot to do my stretching and my kneewraps are at home I'm probably better off doing nothing at all yep thats sound logic
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>>46433340
How do you learn form without practice? You're the kind of idiot that thinks you're a karate master, even though you've never sparred.
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>>46433258
>Are you the fox or the bunny, /fit/?
I'm a wolf. Wolf comes, eats bunny's shit, fucks fox, eats bunny.
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>>46433258
>the fox then eats the rabbit and takes over his garden
So what you're saying is that I should eat buff dudes to get their gains?
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>>46434882
"Eat" them.
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>>46433340
Amen. I havnt even started squatting yet (1,5 years into lifting). I go to the gym on legdays watching riptoe on my phone, sitting in the squatrack as I imagine doing squats.

I feel I'm really close to perfection though, my squatsona (The image I have of myself squatting) is just doing a bit of raised heel at the bottom, gonna need a month or two of stretching and box tip-toe reversals I think
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>>46434811
Yeah most people on here are white, no need to make a song and dance about it.
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>>46434882
Swallow part of them certainly.
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>>46435067
Wtf does that even mean lmao
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>>46433258
Unironically the bunny. I made a total 180 on my life and made gains twice as fast as the average dyel, especially from being skelly mode. I went to the gym and had no clue what I was doing. Just imitating what I saw and reading instructions on the machines. Took me 2 months to really get a move on.
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>>46433258
The rabbit has an agricultural degree and does not want to share the knowledge with the hardworking fox. The intellectual class needs to be overthrown by the workers, we have to take back what's ours. The education of all foxes from the moment that they can get along without a mother's care shall be in state institutions at state expense. Let the rabbit class tremble at a communist revolution. The proletarian have nothing to lose but their chains. They have a world to win. Foxes of all countries, unite!
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>>46433258
>pruning before germination
shiggydig
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>>46435242
Not him but i will try to translate: Eeky beeky cyka blyat
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>>46434934
Underrated
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>>46435242
It's a colonization joke.
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>>46433258
9 times out of 10 the fox.
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the rabbit, but i give up half way to do something else
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>>46434934
Nice pasta
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>>46433258
the fox, but I actually start my shit, just takes a week to set up or so
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>guy kopsombut
>guy cop some but

Nice try op. But I'm not falling for your tricks again.
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>>46435440
Go back to bed, Marx.
>not realising that the wealthy are wealthy generally because they contribute the most
Communism doesn’t mesh well with the pereto efficiency of society.
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>>46440526
damn people who inherit wealth and party all day sure contribute a lot
If you believe that a CEO contributes more to society than a nurse, firefighter or lumberjack you're dumb
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>>46433340
Yes actually just go squat, but do it with weight you can handle. Did you start at 225 or something?
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>>46440600
But...but...massah makes jobs
Massah is good to us!

I shit you not.
Listening to a poor or as they like to think of themselves "middle class" white person in america defend rich people is like listening to a comical joke sell out slave character from black media.

It's hilarious as fuck. They are so well brainwashed and trained. It's beautiful.
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>>46433258
Fox, I've also known people to be the extreme of the bunny and I'd argue they're both as bad. The bunny got started but will have moved on before the garden really comes in to its own.

You have to get that middleground.
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>>46440600
Those nurses, lumberjacks and firefighters wouldnt have jobs without a CEO or someone with a similar job title. Not only that, but they wouldn’t even be able to train for those respective fields.
>>46440635
Are you seriously trying to say that creating jobs and opportunities isn’t good for the economy? What kind of retarded doctrine are you follo- oh never mind.
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>>46441251
>Those nurses, lumberjacks and firefighters wouldnt have jobs without a CEO

Yes.
Yes they would
Are you fucking retarded?
You're saying that nurses and lumberjacks and firefighters don't exist without a ceo.


Oh, and the jobs they create are not equal to creating the idea that those jobs are needed to live and survive.

Lots of socities have thrived without the ceo of some company that creates cellphones.
Did the sub slave tier job that the chinese indians and handful of americans get actually make their lives better? Does it make up for lowering the quality of life of everyone unless they have their items or services and even having the government forcing people to participate or take part in things that hurts them and lowers their quality of life for the benefit of a few people?

Doesn't.
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>>46434764
>would not the fox not eat the rabbit
Retard
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>>46433258
Fox.

But I wanna be bunny. Working towards being bunny. So in a way I already am Bunny.

Thanks Bunny.
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>>46433340
I've been teaching my son to deadlift. They say you don't really know anything until you have to teach someone else. His form was so bad when he started I almost dropped the lift from his routine.
> Back form is shit
> Pull is bad
> just... bad
I started him at 95#'s, and finally gave up giving him more than about 1 correction / indication on any given lift. I figured he'd either figure it out himself or remember what I tell him between sessions.
He's up to 175# now, steadily adding weight, and form is much better. Mainly, he's finally learned to keep his back flat. Just needed to start, and progress.
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>>46441354
Ok, so who runs the hospital the nurse works at? Who owns the company the lumberjack works for, or who owns the lumber yard he sells his wares to?
Do you even understand basic economics?
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Neither. I'm the animal that tries starting a garden and fucks up immediately after and quits because I'm too lazy to fix my problems.
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>>46440768
This. My sister is the epitome of this. Always starting new hobbies with barely any preparation/research. Usually mediocre results, then moves on to something new. From an outsiders perspective it looks like she's living a rich full life but honestly she doesn't seem that happy.
On the other hand I'm the opposite, take months getting things prepared, very cautious not to mess up. So less things stick, and in the end I have a few things that I'm good at, with tons of things I eventually want to try. Definitely need to work on this and fit more into my free time.
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>>46433274
awesome
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>>46441614
Do you know what a labor union is?
Do you even understand basic work force structures?
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>>46441251
Also, firefighters don't have jobs because of a CEO. They have jobs because we need people to put out buildings on fire and pull people out of vehicle wrecks.
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>>46433258
I enjoyed this comic because its not mean spirited, and its a nice change of pace here.




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