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>be me
>born with good looks, could have been chad in another life
>surprise twist: socially retarded
>super strict/religious parents never let me leave the house
>grow up playing runescape 60 hrs/week, hate sports, only watch cartoons, other stereotype weeb shit
>grow up, get freedom, get degree, start lifting
>try to rebrand as chad I was destined to be
>actually working
>stacy from gym interested, no knowledge of my past, somehow manage to fake social skills for a couple weeks
>get gf
>wtf
>gets closer, starts to see the fuckin weeb I am inside the shell
>begin complaints that idk how to talk, am weird, have no other friends, am fuckin weeb
>cheats on me with actual chad
>take her back
>cheats on me with actual chad
>get new gf
>cheats on me with actual chad
>get new gf
>cheats on me with actual chad
>get new gf
>cheats on me with actual chad
>get new gf
>cheats on me with actual chad

Made up the last one, but the first 4 are real. Finally can manage gfs but they all cheat once they discover the truth. Don’t bother trying to rebrand, they know.
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>>46434701
stop hanging out with stacies and find a girl that's just as much of a dirty weeb as you

you'll want someone who you like more on the inside than the outside in the long run
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that’s too good of a solution. too simple, too reasonable.

only sexually attracted to stacies who would never have noticed me before.

I have tried. penis overrules sense. I am my own worst enemy.
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>>46434783
im talking out of my ass since im a virgin looser but casual sex should be relatively easy to get if you are /fit/. You can only have a meaningful relationship with a girl who is similar to you in some ways.
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>>46434701
>Stacey
There's your problem right there
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>>46434947
Post pics of Stacie you're attracted to

Guarantee there is a nerdy girl equally or more pretty
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>>46434978

fully aware. too stupid to resist.
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>>46434947
jerk off every morning to keep your libido low
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Look, kiddo, at least you grew up within a NICHE INTEREST, okay?

Where in the world will I find a S&M gnostic /fit/ artistic introverted taxidermist gf who is aficionada by anatomy?

You can get a weeaboo gf to fit your demand, but I can't get a gf like I am.
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>>46435005
>nerdy girl
Being "nerdy" doesn't mean it still isn't a chick. Nerdy girls are twice as insufferable as regular girls. At least with a normal chick they have friends to hang out with and arent up your ads 24/7. Plus "nerdy girls" are usually just attention whoring regards and the genuine nerds are ogres and trolls.
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>>46435005
only pretty nerds I have ever met are hyperliberal. I am not.
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>>46434701
>Made up the last one, but the first 4 are real.
lel, I like u
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>>46435081
do you happen to be a hot and sufferable nerdy girl?
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I need to find a GF who isn't scared off by my autistic interest in firearms.
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When I lost my virginity, I stopped bothering with women. It was more trouble than it was worth so I broke up with her and haven't felt the need to get a new gf since
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>>46435222
move to the south anon, plenty of hot girls that get wet over guns
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>>46434701
at least you consider yourself as a good looking.

>me
>ugly af
>socially retarded

For some of us there is no hope




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