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We’re all retarded and don’t know how to talk to grills.

Before asking your beginner questions, make sure you've read the Reddit r/steroids wiki:

https://www.reddit.com/r/steroids/wiki/index

Once that's done, read it again.

Once that's done, make sure to include these in your post:
>age
>height
>weight
>bodyfat percentage
>time spent lifting
>any previous experience with steroids

Oral-only cycles shut down natural testosterone production and put strain on the liver for not a whole lot of results. Don't waste your time and health because you can't admit you're scared of needles.

No source talk.

previously >>46788310
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first
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>>46798282
Omfg guys mtren (methyltrienolone) mental sides are unfuckingreal. Im on 500mcg/ed and I swear I've never felt such anger and hatred towards the world as I did this morning. Whats even scarier is that it was completely unprovoked... Just wake up angry as all hell...
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>on test-u for TRT/cruise
>travel for work
>was supposed to be here three weeks, four max
>looking like at least five

This could have been so much worse. Also, I was considering running a short cycle while here, and I'm bummed out that I didn't know I'd be here this long.
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>>46798320
Mine was bunk as fuck. Took 10mg+ ED and it was like flour, no benefits
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>>46798356
you didn't get yours from a chess player did you?
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Fuck it’s depressing to think the summer is already halfway over for those of us still in college. On the other hand that means a whole new class of freshman girls are waiting just around the corner.

>>46798655
Nah the gay Chinese bear.
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Meeting her now. I'm so nervous. My Japanese is so damn bad.
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what were your results taking DNP?
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>>46798748
Ooohhh. The girl from class. Don’t worry man she’ll love that you even know any.

You’ve got this.
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>>46798755
I'll do my best to give live updates
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>>46798748
She a thot
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>>46798748
What the fuck are you nervous about, just go and have fun, aspirate that spaghetti and keep it in.
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Brehs would you? (The one on the left obviously, not Stefi)

>>46798819
>Tfw you’ll never find a pure qt.

Where you been btw, busy fucking all the hoes?
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>>46798893
She too thicc

Ive been doin nothing.
Pmsf last few weeks
Finished my masters last month
Inatalled and deleted grindr lots
Too afraid for tinder
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>>46798893
Considering she prob isnt wearing any makeup, she looks alright.
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>>46799024
B-but I’m thicc too so it’s a good match right?
>werewolf forearms.

Damn man making them life gains. You only on grindr to look for trannys I take it? Just fuckin do Tinder; Grindr is a lot more embarrassing to be seen on imo and you already took that risk.

>>46799080
She seems like a qt. Apparently lives in the no alcohol dorms because she doesn’t really party or drink either.
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>>46799119
Get her thicc and massive by just lifting together.
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>>46799119
Youre not thicc you have veins

Yeah its not trannies
Someone messaged me from within 300 ft on grindr, so Im done
Thats spooky

All I have are gym selfies though
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>>46799211
I downloaded it just for fun and desu that freaked me the fuck out too. Super precise location plus possibly identifying pics of you and crazed gay people doesn’t sound like a good equation.
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Ordered my shit brehs from TM (UK). Thinking of getting into brewing....thoughts?
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>>46798748
Why are you nervous when you don't feel attracted to her.

You're such a fucking faggot

>>46799119
>roiding for this
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Kek I fucking asked her about weaboos and she said that she finds it very cute and she likes it because it shows interests in Japanese culture.

We're gonna go to a restaurant and talk more.
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>inject melanotan ii first dose
>hurts weirdly
>feel I might've jabbed into muscle though the needle is not too deep
>strange stinging pain at injection site
>immediate nausea (like 5 seconds after didn't think it'd happen that fast)

Aaaand that's how I died of illegal bathtub chemicals
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>>46799561
Don't you catch feelings for her.
We're all counting on you not to fuck this up
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>>46799582
Welcome to mt2.
It happened to me as well, burning at injection site (subq belly) and some really intense nausea afterwards.

It'll go away in 2-3 days in a steady decline.
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>>46799561
Faggot

>>46799595
Why do you still look fucking pale in your pictures? Is that shit even working?
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>>46799595
Lmao that's pretty much what I googled to reassure myself my stomach wasn't about to start necroting

The nausea is pretty settled now far so that's nice
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>>46799626
Its not that bad, I used to be alot paler.
I didnt even really tan, my skin tone just changed.

So it works wonders.

>>46799637
Gave me quite a scare at first.
Also I learned that slin needles puncture their caps with ease, so care when recapping them.
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>>46799669
I am not seeing any difference.

Why don't you under a tanning bed
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>>46799700
Tired of life, no willpower with this heat.

Compare this to new, its night and day.
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>>46799738
Dude no photo of you looks tan I look significantly more tan than you after sitting on the beach for three days lol
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>>46799759
But thats the thing. I never claimed to be ultra tanned. I got somewhat of tan compared to my corpse white I had before.

I also didnt really tan.
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>>46798655
What's wrong with the chess player?
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Me and the gf broke up and then cried for a few hours then started cuddling and then we got back together and now everything is great.

Relationships are weird. I think we realized we kind of took everything we had for granted and only after we were about to lose it did we actually appreciate it.
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>>46799819
This is going to be one viscious cycle.
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>>46799819
you guys are a bunch of immature pussies is what happened here

why don't you grow up, break up with her, and then send her my way so that she can learn what it means to get fucked by a real.man
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>>46799738
Same with me, I need to go the tanning salon but this fucking whether is fucking killing me to do so.

FUCI

>>46799819
Drama is part of any relationship. If i would go well all the time, then it would be boring af

I couldn't imagine a relationship being stable if there was no drama, no arguments etc. Those things will make you bond even stronger
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>>46799738
thanks for hiding that face this time around
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>>46799830
I mean it’s the first time in 3 years man. We both got new jobs so we never do anything together so we became distant. We are gonna do allotted date nights now and see if that helps. But right away we both kind of panicked and knew it wasn’t what we wanted.
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>>46799841
>Perfect weather to tan in
>Cant be arsed due to it

At least its impossible to get a sunburn with mt2.

>I couldn't imagine a relationship being stable if there was no drama, no arguments etc. Those things will make you bond even stronger.
Words of wisdom right there. The best moments are always after a massive fight.
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>>46799861
>3 years and breaking up over some changes in life

Shits going to be rough anon.
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>>46799870
This

If you get into such a crisis for a small thing like that, future looks grim
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>>46799861

Calm the fuck down and have some make up sex.
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End of day with jap girl. Talked straight for like 4 hours, got some food at a local Japanese place.

Some things I learned
>westaboos do exist in Japan
>She likes anime and manga
>she hates English but likes it because of how useful it is
>she thinks Australians are very genuine and kind
>She is 21
>She thinks Maid Cafes are weird
>She thinks that I sound very kawaii when speaking Japanese because I asked if English speakers sounded stupid with their accent like the Chinese do speaking English
>She doesn't like the yellow fever faggots
>She says she is 155cm tall but I feel she is shorter
>She has never had a boyfriend
>English sounds solid and rhythmic and a little scary to Japanese people
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Also Japanese can't tell white people apart but also cannot tell Japanese, Koreans and Chinese apart.
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>>46799862
Yeah great for tan lines

>>46800326
>She is 21
>She has never had a boyfriend
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>>46800326
>She has never had a boyfriend
Whoa, fully admits to being a roastie jumping from BBC to BBC

>>46800333
>also cannot tell Japanese, Koreans and Chinese apart.
That's weird, it's pretty easy once you get used to them, so for a local it's even weirder
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>>46800342
The Japanese operate differently to the west nigger.

To become a couple one person needs to confess their love to the other and then they become a couple and begin dating. It's different from here where we date first before declaring love.
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>>46800344
I can usually tell Asians apart from how they dress and act but if we were to go based on face. I wouldn't have a clue.
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>>46800354
Seriously your anime obsession is gonna take its toll on you.

I've had plenty of japanese friends in China and albeit not being as promiscuous as here promiscuity is totally normal over there too.
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>>46800354
Yes they're more extreme with these octopus putting in their pussy and puking porn

it's hypocritical af you fucking faggot
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>>46800366
That's literally what they do. It's called kakuhaku. I didn't say promiscuity doesn't happen. I'm saying this is how boyfriend/girlfriend happens.

I'm still unsure if I like her anyway. She is very cute and she likes to laugh and smile. I think I need to be able to get some more physical contact.
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>>46800368
>JAV porn is an accurate representation of how normal Japanese people navigate romance
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>>46800384
>first date
>no kiss

welcome to the friend zone: population you
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>>46800326
She's fucked loads of dudes even if she is being honest abou never having a boyfriend. Japanese women don't pick foreign guys. They resort to foreign guys when they're undesirable to everyone else.
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>>46800412
It wasn't a date.
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>>46800384
>It's called kakuhaku.
Sure. There's plenty of words of rituals that went on here in our great grandparent's days too.

Doesn't mean we still do it.
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Hitting a cruise next week, all stocked up on dat brew. Time to shred for summer.
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>>46800461
I literally asked her if they still do it. They do. It's still an important custom
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>>46800393
>don't feel attracted to a woman
>spend time with her outside of work/school
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>>46800510
It was technically school? I don't know if I'm attracted to her or not.
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>>46800526
Keep us posted (don't)
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Would you?
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>>46800526
HOW CAN YOU KNOW YOURE NOT ATTRACTED

YOURE ALSO A HUMAN WE ALL WORK THE SAME WAY IN THE REGARD

>>46800540
Could be a tranny
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>>46800540
Only if my dick was bigger
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>>46800564
I think she is physically attractive, I like how she acts but I don't feel any spark yet.
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>bodyweight has plateaud while BF increases by the day
>lifts going up though
Whats going on here /fraud/?
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Gained 2kg on a 10mg tbol cycle for 4 weeks. Been off for 2 weeks so far and kept all of it.
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>>46800564
It is. I got tricked by the first photo's filter
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>>46800489
I'm always surprised at how well-stocked cruise gyms are. Then I carb up later on with a shitload of fruity drinks with little umbrellas in them.
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injected 50mg tren ace 12 hours ago, how long until im zyzz?
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>>46800849
When you inject the other 1650mg
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Got some clenbuterol, what do I need for the side effects? Got magnesium for cramps and beta blockers if it keeps me wake at nights. Do I really need taurine as well?
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>>46799807
Nothing.
>>46798320
Im ^ this guy. Chess player is g2g.
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>>46801119
Yeah I was wondering wtf was up because the tren I bought from him is fucking incredible.
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>>46800916
Yes you need taurine because clen will eat your bodies natural supply up.
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>>46800625
Pls respond
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>>46800366
This. Had a Japanese international student in one of my classes in uni. It took me a quick week to get my cock down her throat.
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>>46800692
Nose is too big and eyes look too manly. Face shape is a bit robust

Did you ever fuck a tranny tho?

>>46801213
Get a new scale
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>>46801261
I doubt thats it mate
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So /fraud/ do you think roids will ever be legalized like they did with cannabis or it's a fool's dream?
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>>46801318
Personal use is legal in lots of countries already.
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>>46801344
>look it up
>it's legal to use them in my country for personal use only
>but it's illegal to import and buy them
I don't even...
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>>46801383
>not being a roidlock and conjuring up your own stash

lmao
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>>46801390
Well, i guess i could wait a couple of year and prescribe them to a friend for osteoporosis or some shit and then get them but i don't know the legal implications of this stuff
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>>46801416
You in medschool? 5th year here, only one more fucking year, can't wait to leave this country.
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>>46800526
Are you sure you are sexually attracted to women?
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>>46801427
Yep, 5th year too
>>46801441
>fit
>being attracted to women
Rly anon?
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>>46801459
Noice, we can prescribe roids to each other and then give each other complementary blowjobs for optimal test levels
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>>46801459
>crusader
>fit

Lmao
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>>46801261
When you point it out I see it, yeah.

And nah, seems gay to me no matter how feminine they look.
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>>46801486
Fit as in /fit/ board genius
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>>46801495
>crusader
>/fit/
Lmao
Crusader holds the firm belief that this is /a/.
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>>46798282
>reddit link
Yeah, fuck off.
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>>46801833
ty for bump
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Almost done with my 20.5 hour shift haha
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>>46801882
wagecuck
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Have we ever seen bigger legs

Even a 10 inch dick would look small with these legs
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>>46802029
Why aren’t you this big?
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>>46802068
I am a bit too short I'm afraid
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>>46802068
Scared of trenbologna sandwiches
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>>46802119
>>46802131
Don’t worry guys I got this.
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>>46802068
Because he has god-tier genetics compared to me.

You can't compere their genetics to normal people
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>>46802341
I wonder what you'd be like when you'd have absolute sub-par genetics.
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>>46802542
He does have subpar genetics. He's Dutch.
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>*fucks 10 guys a week*
>ugh he's totally a fuckboi I have fuckbois

giving women any sort of power was a mistake
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>>46802542
Like crusader or A e s t h e t I c s

>>46802653
No fully Dutch luckily

>>46802707
How did they look?
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>>46801222
Get checked for HTLV, at one time 10% of japs were infected carriers
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>>46800326
Look up htlv infection rates in japan
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Acne has gotten worse on cruise again REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

This time im going all out:
Accutane 10mg ED
BP 2.5%
Salicylic acid
Nizoral
Charcoal soap
Three tees a day
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>>46802941
Lmao fucking skinlet
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>>46802972
HURTY WORDS
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>>46800620
Lmao your brain is broken by the Jews there’s no such thing as spark, real life isn’t a movie
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>>46802998
>real life isnt an anime
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>>46798282
What would happen if someone just took like 250mg of test ONE time and then ran out or stopped for whatever reason? would the result be the same if we upped\lowered the dose?
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>>46803102
You'd turn into a bigger brainlet than you currently are.
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>gf is starting to go back on the whole open relationship thing, saying she doesnt want to see anyone else, is repulsed at the idea of me with anyone else
>ive told her its my way or no relationship

Am I being alpha or am I risking a relationship over being a degenrate? I dont even enjoy sex with other chicks desu I just want to give the illusion that she could lose me and I'm in high demand to keep the spark alive and so she doesnt get /comfy/ and continues to love me rather than take me for granted
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>>46803153
>GF gets raw dogged by 3 niggers
>Septic cries

This will end well
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>>46803153
Dump her ass dude. She wants to fuck other guys.

Open relationships almost always end up being one sided where the women has many NSA partners and the dude as zero.
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>>46803165
>>46803169
..what
Open relationship was my idea, she hasnt seen anyone else, I have.
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>>46803153
you're being a moron. we've seen your pictures and you look like a horse. you're lucky to have your gf right now because for you finding another one would be difficult.
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>>46803194
I didnt say it was her idea
Im just saying when she gives in and lets three burly black masters have their way then you will left in tears
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>>46803196
Wut I havent posted my face.
>implying women care about anything other than face, height, and confidence
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>>46803194
>Open relationship was my idea
why? do you not have feelings for her or what?
you say you want to make her jealous that's not good dude, make her feel secure, she knows exactly what you're worth to her, show her what she means to you you goddamn retard
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>>46803228
I do but I thought it made me seem alpha af at the time, gave me higher value
Paging /masT/ and /Nano/
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>>46803243
i'm telling you this as someone who lost a girl of 6 years over trying to play games,
it's not worth it, be a man for her, make her feel valued and appreciated and she'll do the same for you, and if not then it's not meant to be, dont go fucking with her and inevitably your head
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>>46803243
lmao
>Alpha
>Nano
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>>46803212
women don't give a fuck about any of that . you've been sniffing mast farts too much.

they care about social status, wealth, and power.

see: Steve Aoki
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>>46803153
>gf is starting to go back on the whole open relationship thing,
>is a ''psychologist''
>looks like a fridge
>balding
>didn't kill himself yet
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAHHAAHAHAHAH
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>>46803294
>mast disses my proffession
>works at IT hunched over a computer all day surrounded by pajeets and trannies
Kekked
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>>46803327
This is this hill you want to die on?
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>>46802764
I’ve got great genetics you short kike.
I’m just a little slim...
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>>46803257
I'm 21 do I really want to fuck only the same girl for the next 6 years?
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>>46803338
It’s a weird one
>captcha is hills
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>>46803342
>I'm only 35
>Do I really want to fuck the same woman for the rest of my life

Kys immediately
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>>46803243
You're a fucking RETARD

Higher value means LOOKING looking the best all the time you can. It means that she has to see that you're getting mired by other woman and you are talking and having fun with them while she's aware of it.

Woman values are mostly based on other people opinions, especially that from other woman. There is a reason when woman want you more when already have a gf, fucking dumb psychologist

>>46803285
t.virgin

>>46803340
>"great genetics''
LMAO
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>>46803342
>grass is greener
dude, hold your hand
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>>46803153
>>46803169

What the fuck is wrong with you? You willingly asked her to be in open relationship? What the ever loving fuck??? I thought this was shit only happening on reddit
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>>46803257
That's why you lost her, because you lost the game

you were too boring to her
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>>46803378
>Steve Aoki
>Tall
>Beautiful
>Confident

Lmao. I trust your advice on women as much as I trust a condom from a teen agers wallet.
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>>46803153
the only way this ever works is if you cheat on her behind her back. open relationships don't work if there's actual love between the two people because you're both going to be hurt.

if she does end up fucking someone else you're gonna go apeshit.

>>46803153
> I dont even enjoy sex with other chicks desu I just want to give the illusion that she could lose me and I'm in high demand to keep the spark alive and so she doesnt get /comfy/ and continues to love me rather than take me for granted
nvm you're just fucking retarded. yes you're killing your relationship right now and you don't even enjoy the promiscuity you just want to make her keep loving you... Jesus Christ. work on your relationship my dude
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>>46803432
Chick literally has AIDS sores on leg
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>>46803453
>Implying you wouldn't stretch that pussy almost immediately if she offered

t. virgin
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>>46803432
you could pick a lot worse and a lot more successful

women unironically convince themselves they're attracted to FUCKING ED SHEERAN and the dude is a morbidly ugly ginger manlet
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>>46803442
This subreddit has the most neuroticism behind r9k. I am not even shocked anymore by the mental illness which resides here.
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>>46803432
cherry picked on example to cope with his own uglyness

LOOKS GUYS WOMAN DONT CARE ABOUT FACE AND HEIGHT

HAHAHAHAHAHAH HE LOOKS LIKE a 3/10 at most HOLY FUCK
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>>46803465
I wouldnt, there are better looking girls on my street
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>>46803475
I'm phone posting in the middle of a team meeting so it's a bit harder for me. There's this millionaire Dutch DJ that's 1/10 but has a 9/10 girlfriend but I couldn't remember his name.
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>>46803488
A local girl literally sucked that asian nigger off in a hotel room here. She is a disgusting roastie, that aoki guy will die of STD related cancer empty and unfulfilled after a life of shitty music
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>>46803490
mmhmm sure thing buddy
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There a literally 10000 studies and examples that woman only give a about looks

>cherry picks one example from some known ugly known guy with a better looking woman

LOOK HES NOT RIGHT I AM RIGHT
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>>46803498
Why do you faggots look up to degenerate drug taking djs of all people? At least kurt cobain could write a fucking song

This obsession with dj party drug culture really shows alot about you morons

Oh wowwww a rich guy has a hot roastie gf wooooow . You want to raise a family with a vapid whore?
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>>46803522
>never heard of Donald Trump

cope harder
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>>46803523
Who looks up to them ? I sure dont.
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>>46803522
status > looks ten times out of ten. why the fuck do you think gold diggers exist lmao

>>46803523
your polposting is getting very annoying you natty ape
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>>46803537
>what are gold diggers dumb ass
YOU can't cope your ass out of this, people only care about LOOKS. Especially woman. You can be a child raper if you're a 10/10 they still want you

>>46803550
.t ugly virgin
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>>46803521
>Court and woo beautiful 17 y/o virgin and eventually marry her and start family, she doesnt wear a pound of makeup or participate in jew culture, she knows how to cook and comes from a good family

Vs.

>bang empty soulless whores who arent good at anything but snorting drugs, who have various strains of HPV festering in their holes, who care only about money and status, and who will pass on poor immunity and various illnesses to her offspring and then one day divorce you and take half ur shit because thats what her mom did
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>>46803561
t. statuslet
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>>46803574
What are you then? CEO from Microsoft dumb ass
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/fraud/, /fraud/ never changes.

Instead of helping eachother and being nice, it always devolves into the same shit, arguing about pointless crap like what roasties like more, looks or money, as if any of that matters

There are literally children getting white phosphorus dropped on them and people being dispossessed of their homes and genocided, the cultural marxism destroying the west as shown here by your obsessions with sex ans money and looks and vain pursuits

You guys realize (((they))) win when we fight eachother? This is exactly what they want. Our women are growing up as roastie harlots and we have normalized STDs because otherwise the reality is to horrific to comprehend. And here you all are, insukting eachother, calling eachother virgin and incel and cuck. It is amazing and sad.

I am starting a place where we can actually hwlp eachother, give advice and proper information, anyone who resorts to this degeneracy qont be allowed. All i see when i come here is people apitting poison on eachother, well friend, that posion comes from inside you. Fix yourself before putting others down.

It feels lioe most of you in here do not really comprehend mortality. We all die, and to spend time like this is truly sinful
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>>46803630
>>>/pol/
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Just stopping by to ask what does it feel like to have that much test in your body? What does the rage feel like? Is it like a horny anger anxiousness?
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>>46803630
COOMINGG TO SAVE THE DAYYYYY
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>>46803153
You're stupid for thinking something so superficial. If you like her be with her. Why play games.
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I have neglected legs for so long I'm like 12 year old girl level. Feels bad.
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>>46803153
You do that by flirting with other girls infront of her. By flirting I mean stare into each others eyes and smile at each other while having a conversation that makes it seem like you guys click. That's literally all you need to do to make yourself look like a catch.
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>>46803717
You are on here 24/7, treating this place like your personal blog, talking about yourself to no end, putting other guys down as a reactionary defensive response, always justifyig your worth to anonymous guys online who you hope will look up to you.

That is he impression i get from you.
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I’m high on oxy at work feels good mang made a good first sale
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>>46803630
>There are literally children getting white phosphorus dropped on them

Lmao

Willie Pete is an amazing weapon
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>>46803829
I am here to make your guys lives even more miserable then it already is while getting payed for it. I am made to MOGG other fucking dyels like you into the fucking obvilion that is my fucking ONE AND ONLY IMPRESSION

NOBODY cares about your impression. You probably look like pic related, which gives you ZERO value. I don't care about whether you losers looking up to me or not.

Watcha going to do about it? Throw some of your furry ponies from you collections to me
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>>46803877
I actually am grateful for your posts. Your posting gives a unique perspective on life.
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>>46803550
What the fuck you're retarded. Anyone fucking girls off of status doesn't get the same high when thye're fucking girls because of looks. I rather be a poor 6'2 10/10 face man than a 4/10 son of a CEO
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>>46804008
t. masTer
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I fucked up guys. I've been fucking escorts exclusively for the last three years and I'm almost at the 180 mark. Last night, I had sex with a normie chick and couldn't stop thinking about how much the sex sucks.

Am I turning into JM?
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>>46803877
I want to be your friend irl
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>>46803378
Wont women want me more if I have other women then
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>>46803877
When someone willingly admits they take pleasure from putting others down, that says alot about their life and outlook.
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>>46804176
you are stupid as fuck dude. probably young and naive.

women won't trust your ass and won't want you at all.
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>>46804294
He said 21 years of age, so you’re correct. I also highly doubt any 21 y/o is a successful practicing psychologist/therapist; especially when asking these questions.
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>Estimated Delivery Date 7/12
>tracking hasn’t updated even once and it’s been 7 days since it “shipped”
I swear to fucking god. I don’t use the gay bear once and I get inconsistent shit like this from some fucking amateur source. Next time I may have to go with LMC if Lily is still around.

>>46800540
Nah. Really masculine features and oof dat nose. On the flip side if it’s not a tranny she’s probably a pretty easy fuck since she doesn’t look great.
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>>46804308
He has a degree in psychology he’s not a psychologist.
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Could anyone provide me Amazon link to the syringes they use to draw and inject?

Also what does everybody due to combat hair loss? Will be starting my first cycle (Test-e) and am worried I might lose hair. Already take 1mg of fin a day but if there is anything stronger that could work I'll take it.
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>>46800540
if its not a tranny, hit it and quit it
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>>46804347
I work(ed) as a psychologist.

Anyway, she's basically said she'll end up accepting it against her will if the only other outcome is a breakup. Thats a win r-right guys? I mean if I back down now anr eay nah i only want youuu its okay I didnt mean it its going to look pathetic.
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What do you /frauds/ do for a living? I make shit and I hate my job, plus sitting in an office is kind of soul-draining.

>>46804335
>I don’t use the gay bear

Ordered a week ago and the package is "out for delivery" ATM. Love the guy, only ever had problems 1/5 times and that was with finished vials internationally- still got there just took like 45 days.
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>>46804378
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>>46804402
>ask something that can gobble up more dick in 3 seconds then you will score pussy into an entire lifetime into an open relationship.
>shes against it
>before she realizes she can make you a literal cuck

FUCKING BACKTRACK NOW YOU FUCKING DINGUS
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>>46804402
No you’re playing a war of attrition with your gf and she’s hoping you’ll call her bluff. Why would you want to present such a dramatic ultimatum to your supposed partner?

You’re a shit psychologist.
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>>46804378
Amazon doesn't sell isodermic needles. Use healthwarehouse, they've been amazing for me.
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>>46804402
kill yourself immediately to save us from any more of your retardation
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>>46804402
Honestly I hope she gets accidentally impregnated by some imbecile just so that she can expose you for the tool that you really are.
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>>46804402
You have a PhD/MA?

>>46804410
Yeah I’ve spent tons(literally) on raws through him but his orals kinda sketched me out since I’ve used doses that should’ve caused major problems but didn’t so I wanted to try someone else and this shit happens. Ended up having to get raws domestically from him anyways to cover for this fuckface not shipping my shit.

>>46804440
B-but I’m highly desirable and it’ll make her love me more right.
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>>46804335
did you go with the dragon?
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>>46804545
The dolt doesn't realise that he's as desirable as gonnorhea.
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>>46804545
The only way I can see it work is if you're insanely handsome, pick a somewhat lesser attractive girl to be in a relationship with and bang whatever the fuck your heart desires while falling back on her taking care of you.

AND EVEN THEN ITS A RISK

Also that girl is gorgeous.
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Everytime when I read one of you fucking beta posts I get a clearer view of what is going on in that coping dyel minds of yours.

I am really interested how you deal with really hard problems in life if basal everyday bullshit is already too hard to comprehend for you Fcking faggots
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>>46804598
Who are you even talking about?
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>>46804606
Probably crusader and Sept.
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>>46804598
Basil isn’t so bad. Chill.
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>>46804645
Looking great
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>>46798282
Redpill me on winstrol
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>>46804552
Unfortunately

>>46804564
I just think it’s a stupid fucking game to play with someone you like. If you have to play some mental game to make yourself more desirable you’re probably not in the first place and probably not a compatible couple. Idk it feels childish and insecure.

>>46804582
She really is and she competes *swoon*

But I’d agree it’s not gonna work for like 98% of guys to play that. Plus in terms of mental health I’d feel horrible making a girl, especially one that I love, feel insecure about herself and constantly on edge about whether or not she’s “good enough” for me and if our relationship was stable just to make myself feel better.
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>>46804440
Im the first bf shes had. So theres that. She in looove.

>>46804545
MSC
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>>46804801
Agreed. It's fucking pathetic and I hope he gets BTFO'd harder than crusader.
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>>46804801
Lmaoaaaa just wait until you get Fcking cuck.ed. Or when she's getting too comfortable and then gets fat

It's just a matter of time Fcking white knight
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>>46804801
Glad we can agree on it being a dumb idea.

Whats her name? I'm usually into "thicc" but she has some insane proportions.

>>46804843
So she doesn't know what loss means either. You'll fuck up.
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>>46804866
He already did fuck up.

Some """psychologist""".
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There’s way too much relationship advice in the thread today
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>>46804402
give me her digits. i will teach you the lesson you're so eager to learn.
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Fuck so I went on her private twitter and she cut herself again over this whoops
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>>46804862
>Says the guy with a fat girlfriend
I’m not concerned about being cucked because I know I have everything my girl would want in a guy.
Getting comfortable doesn’t mean your girl gets fat either, if you have a good relationship she’ll know what you expect or consider attractive and keep the standards because she loves you and wants to be with you as well.

>>46804846
I just hope he can pull his head out of his ass and realize that his girl values the relationship (and thus obviously finds him desirable) so he needs to talk it over and either call it off or dump her.

>>46804866
She’s got that face too.

>>46804942
Boy...
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>>46804942
Dude fuck you.
You’re dumb as hell
You don’t deserve nice things
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>>46804962
>I’m not concerned about being cucked because I know I have everything my girl would want in a guy.
>Getting comfortable doesn’t mean your girl gets fat either, if you have a good relationship she’ll know what you expect or consider attractive and keep the standards because she loves you and wants to be with you as well.
I love you.

Her face is alright, not really my thing.
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I've told her to wait until she starts uni and she'll realize that monogamy is pointless
Wait
>if she doesnt give in she won't be happy with me even
>if she does shes going to gobble tyrones BBC in freshers
FUCK
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>>46804962
My gf is fat? Lmao. I bet she also has a better face than your ugly gf that's why you need to hide it of course

How long do you have a relationship? dude when your gf sees a real man like me who treats her like shit she will get her pussy finally wet

But Muhhhh morals.lmaooo
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>>46805066
cope
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>>46804962
Hahahahaahhahahahahhaha is that your gf face holy fuckkkk she looks like a Fcking snail. No indeed you never have to worry
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>>46805042
Why be in a relationship if you’re concerned with other pussy?
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>>46804962
>shock top
the most basic of basic

>>46804942
>>46805042
please tell me you're playing a character

you were annoying when you started playing and acted like a know it all about shit you don't know but I eventually started tolerating you once you realized you should ask for help. I even felt bad for you sometimes when people would bully you while giving 6 contradicting advices

but this is... wow. what the fuck are you doing man, don't you think about anything you do before you act?
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>>46805128
Bimbo bringing them deep thoughts.

>>46805110
That’s not my girl dude.
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>>46805128
that's an odd thing to say for you bimbo, aren't you effectively in an open relationship yourself?

I definitely have some deep-seated emotional issues so I'm not the best person to talk about this but I'm in a relationship with a woman I love more than anyone in the world and I still cheat on her behind her back (in b4 morality police, I know it's wrong) because I need the chase and because my lack of self esteem means I need the validation of random women
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>>46805197
My first thought is ego, however much more substantial ventures can validate ego much more than a headcount.
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>>46805218
Yes and no. I don’t actively chase pussy and I’ve neber given my girlfriend an ultimatum on what is or isn’t acceptable openness.

Generally speaking we will have friends over, drink and sometimes things organically get “wild”.
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>>46805183
>most basic of basic
Even more so than leinenkeugel’s fruitloops tasting beer?

>>46805223
Hell yeah basically anything is more substantial than a high headcount imo.

Realistically who even gives a fuck how many girls a guy has screwed except for other guys that are insecure as fuck and have few other achievements?
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Will water bloat show up as fat on a skin calliper?
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>>46805245
So basically she fucks and you watch

Lmfao cuck
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>>46805283
Nah its more like she and a coworker make out while we’re all in shrooms, I eat my lady out, and her coworker jerks me off, etc.
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>>46805295
And judging by your videos I assume the coworker is a guy
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>>46805302
Nope. Shes a stylist, so all of her coworkers are blonde ass bimbos.
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>>46805302
>he thinks g4p is applicable to real life
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>>46805320
>hes never been lured into a MMF where the majority of the fucking will between the two Ms because it was a trap to get the bisexual boyfriend laid by a man
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>>46805276
Missed this, whoops. It’s probably all subjective; if that’s what he finds truly fulfilling, go for it. It just seems a third party is caught in the crossfire, for no reason.
>>46805320
Seems to be a fair question.
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>those weird couples on social media

The bottom reply is a npc bodybuilder too but he’s beta af and forever scared of losing his younger girlfriend.
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>>46805066
>>46805110
>>46804862
>>46804598

Your mind must be non stop chatter. And a hell to be inside.
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>>46805295
Sounds like the pinnacle of weimar america
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>"my body my decision!"
>"hey doing roids is bad for you! stop that!"

fucking women
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>>46805678
No anon thats just people in general
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>>46805684
really? how many men have you had tell you "muh body muh choice" in comparison to women ?
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How much should I be paying for Arimidex?
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>>46805707
"Nah bro I just want to have fun" as they shovel down all the food.

Its almost the same.
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>>46805744
Judging by your pics, you should be shovelling down food as well.
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>>46805779
You worry about your physique I'll worry about mine.
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>>46805797
Yes but your physique has violated my innocent eyes and does so on a weekly basis.
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>>46805808
I'm sorry anon, I'm trying to refrain from posting until I can impress a bunch of internet strangers.

Still whats not to like? At least I make people feel good.
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>>46805828
>At least I make people feel good.
So does ur mum
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If i dissolve an oral in oil for injecting can I still take it orally after? I have no idea why one would do this I'm just curious
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>>46806464
yes, just don't do the opposite (injecting an oral in an alcohol/oraplus solution)
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@ the person who said I got my job thanks to my dad:

LOL yeah right. my dad is a scientist who makes a shit ton of money and he always belittles me and everything i do

thinks i wasted my life bcs im not a scientist making big euro bux
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Anyone with experience ordering from the gay bear; how quick do orders usually ship?
I’m gonna be cutting it close on my last vial. Oops
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>>46806634
No, moron. You wasted your life chasing sheboon hookers.
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>>46806648
Chinabear or things rednecks find in the woods and film with potato?
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>>46806695
China beeear
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>>46806710
Int or domestic? Int took like 2 weeks.
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Does t3 really make you depleted? Why is that? According to my bloods I’m not hyperthyroid, my shit is in range on 50mcg.
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>>46806718
Domestic. I’ve got enough to last a couple weeks
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>>46806742
Only in higher doses.
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>>46806744
Domestic is pretty quick for me. Less than a week?
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Second vial of melanotan is taking forever to get here but I haven’t lost any color being off it for two weeks. Seems like the color sticks around longer than a normal tan.
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>>46806991
According to alot of people, while the active effect is fairly short the long term effects can last for months, even permanent pigment changes.
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>>46801833
I don't understand what you get out of this

please help me understand anon
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today

on that cruise life.feelweak as shit but still at 220
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>>46807118
Looking weak and flabby bitch boy
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>>46807118
Why is it that the biggest and best looking dudes in these threads always have the dumbest things to say
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>>46807118
what are you cruising at?
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>>46807147
gram of bath tub test e
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>>46807132
y-you t-too
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first time in /fraud/, so this place is like /soc/ mixed with /r9k/ for roiders huh?
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Which roids are the worst for causing acne?

I had a lot of it as a teen.

Trying to avoid looking like pic related.

Currently 29 yrs old, 10 years lifting. Second cycle. First was 250mg test weekly with 150NPP weekly, spread out into 125 + 75, 2x weekly for 20 weeks.

Recovered for 4 months, now next is going to be 500 test and 400 Deca.

Didn't have issues with ED before, but have cialis & viagra on hand.

Also Arimidex on had.

Biggest concern is acne. Wasn't too bad first time. Are there any particular things to avoid later on? How is Tren on acne?
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>>46807333
No, we don't rate each other dicks here and I'm fairly certain nobody is a virgin either.
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>>46807333
No this is just r9k for roiders
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>>46807363
Nobody says they're a vigin but I'm pretty sure crusader is a virgin lmao
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>>46807333
its like hm
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wanna try tren

will it really be better than test deca dbol combo?

what to expect? does it really affect your mind?
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>>46807411
It's overhyped imo and probably not better than test deca dbol unless you add more compounds to the blast. The only real downside to it is no sleep.
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>>46807345
Highly androgenic = acne

Highly estrogenic = acne

Just keep your estrogen in check and stick to test if you’re that scared of acne.
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>>46807529
Also scrub with anti acne body wash and change bed sheets frequently
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>>46803153
Man. You generally seem like a pretty intelligent dude but this was absolutely retarded.

There's plenty of ways to make someone not take you for granted without doing something as silly as this.

I'm not even that much for relationships in the first place, but you totally out-leveled yourself here.
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>>46803153
>2000+18
>mind games with relationships
Hilarious
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>Girl just told me there’s another guy and she needs time to “think” everything through, fuck thinking it through, still really hurts.

lmao even on steroids redditors are beta AF.
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If I accidentally shoot a little oil into a vein,what are the chances (besides the oil getting into my lungs causing microembolia and almost dying) of the oil travelling up to my brain thus giving me a big fucking embolism (Stroke)
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>>46807988

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DIbXBq18VM
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>>46807988
Literally fucking zero unless you're shooting with a 5 inch needle. IM injections come nowhere near close to hitting a major vein.
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This has never happened to me before. While I was on PCT and after PCT I gained a lot of fat, around 6-8lbs.

What the actual fuck
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>>46806744
Usually within 10 days of ordering. Historically it took 3 days to ship and 2 days to get to me. If you want to know a secret sign up for USPS informed delivery and you can see when it ships even though the bear won’t give you the tracking number.
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Rip Mia Malkova

She too has been ruined by the Jews
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Aaaaand there’s a gay pornstar who goes to my gym. Bimbo do you know him? (srs no hate)
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>>46808936
Looks 100% Natty
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>>46808936
I have a better question. How the fuck you recognized a gay porn actor?
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>>46808738
Lol man having to sign fucking sucks. I live in an apartment building with a concierge and a packet locker. I never put my signature on a single roid package.
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>30
>5'7
>145lbs
>10-15%
>6 months
>335 1RM DL
>225x5x10 DL
>225x5x10 Squat
>135x3x5 Bench
>115 1RM OHP

I'm starting 10mg Anavar on the 20th. Pretty excited
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>>46802998
Got a spark with Chinese girl. So you're wrong nigger.
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>>46809052
Molly hold me
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>>46809052
You're supposed to post a shirtless pic, lady. Not a shirtful one.
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>>46809090
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWoYyGpOuUo
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>>46809052
>var
>not tren

lmao what a pussy
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>5x10 DL
why

>>46809078
Isn't she japanese?
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>>46809125
No he's talking about:

>As a group again?

girl
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>>46809125
No.

There's Chinese girl who I made out with and then got rejected by

There's Japanese girl who I met in my class and we met up and talked yesterday.
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>>46809165
Oh, how'd it go with japan?
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yolo aside please consider this /fraud/ lifestyle might make you fubar

looking back the body dimorph scares me

>taking so much test you get arrhythmias/panic attacks and think your going to die
>taking so much tren you breath like an obese man on life support
>taking so much mt2 you feel hypoglycemic and become black
>taking so much food in one go (thanks igf) you have to spend an hour on the toilet
>taking pills of ?? purity pressed god knows where
>taking some homebrew guys word for it cos fuk its cheaper than buying pharma grade

many more stupid things...

you can bash me and call me an idiot but if one person actually spends some time to think objectively about what you're doing to yourself and think its getting out of hand then it would have been worth it

pls stay safe and consider getting out of the game before it's too late
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>>46800326
just fuck her holy fuck lmao
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>>46808997
He posted with the gym tagged as the location on IG or I totally watch him jerk off every night. But it’s avtially the former of the two.

>>46809011
You don’t have to sign for his stuff. But it’s no big deal in general imo. Having the pack is going to get you charged if they’re after you not your signature.
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>>46809184
See>>46800326

It was nice. I don't know if I'm attracted to her or not and I don't know if she's attracted to me. But in any case I had fun with her as a friend.

I'll meet up with her again next week.
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>>46809206
Stop posting that ugly girl.
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>>46809190
Every one of these things can be mitigated by not taking retard doses of injectables and just doing your research when buying from sources.
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>>46809210
I told you about going for ramen.
Now go to her place and sleep together.
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>>46809119
VA only prescribes women Winny & Var ya dingus
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>>46809052
>anavar
fucking whore get on a real cycle so you can crush my balls with your fist while making fun of how small i am compared to you
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>>46809234
>prescription steroids

Thanks Dr. GAINZ for prescribing me 1g tren p/w.
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how do I stop getting lower back pump while fucking from back?
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>>46809264
Use proper form.
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>>46809227
I would like to cuddle her. I don't know about sex. I definitely have to be drunk to be able to get more forward with her.
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>>46809288
Damn you are pathetic. Can’t even make a move without alcohol.
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>>46809305
Hey give me some credit. I never do this sort of thing and the fact I'm even giving it thought is something. I'm not used to all of this.

I can't just dive right in and sober grab'em by the pussy because I'll snap my neck.
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>>46809288
Why though, just go to her place, sit on couch together and chat. It'll be so obvious if she wants you.
You can always stop at the kissing and cuddling.
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>>46809250
ngl I laughed
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>>46809335
She lives with like 3 other people. I don't know how to naturally invite myself to her house.

I did ask last night if she was alright to walk home by herself and she said she'd be okay.
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>>46809348
Invite her for food at yours then
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>>46809348
Tell her you’ll make/get ramen and watch hentai together or whatever weaboos do then get shitfaced on sake with her
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>>46809391
Yeah so she can see my daki, my futon and my figurines. Good idea. She lives way closer to the uni than me. It's just not practical.

Actually I just remembered. In the restaurant they played a song from Kimi No Nawa which I recognised. She said she hadn't seen it. Maybe I can download on my computer, go back to hers and we can watch it together. That'd be fun.

>>46809427
Why are you niggers obsessed with ramen? I'd like to get rekt on sake though.
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>>46809493
GO FOR RAMEN MOTHERFUCKER
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>>46809493
Sushi? Idk Japanese food isn’t really my thing but everyone loves sushi and then get rekt on sake.

Ooh better yet invite her over and make sushi together
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>>46809547
She hates sushi. Which is great. Because I fucking hate sushi.
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>>46809591
Well then just get shitfaced on sake and eat her out. Fuck the ramen.
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NEW

>>46809843
>>46809843
>>46809843
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>>46809078
the way you originally explained it sounded like you didnt until you were drunk desu
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Planning to cut once I transition to a cruise. Question is, should I maintain for a few weeks first to try and "hold onto mass" or would it be fine to just jump right into the cut?
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>>46801882
What do you do




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