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AMA
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>>64099956
Do you prefer girls with vaginas or girls with penises ?
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>>64099956
why did drop support for nexus 5?
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>>64099956
Why are you serving the botnet for near-minimum wage?
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>>64099956
You a diversity hire or are you actually competent?
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>>64099956
What position do you have? How much & what kind of experience did you have before applying? What were the interviews like?
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>>64099956
fuck off moot
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>>64099956
Why are people so dumb?
Who did you let the botnet in your home?
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>>64099956
>AMA thread
>hasn't answered a single fucking question
Does OP not know how AMA threads work? Stupid nigger.
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>>64099986
Girls with vaginas
>>64099987
Device is old by today’s standards
>>64100001
It’s significantly above minimum wage I’m afraid.
>>64100003
I’m competent enough at my role to achieve the targets I need to.
>>64100007
I work with the GH team regarding product availability, marketing and support provisions. I have around 4 years in sales and IT. I can’t disclose the application process because NDAs kek
>>64100009
Who is moot?
>>64100192
People have lives you know
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>>64100695
I do GH contribs for Mycroft, an open-source personal assistant
any insight in to the future of open source assistants?
GOOGL insider trading tips are also acceptable
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>>64100729
>insider trading
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>>64100695
>Device is old by today’s standards
I thought Google got cucked by Qualcomm dropping support for SD800.
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>>64099956

how easy was it to actually get hired?

I have multiple friends that went to school for shit like event planning that have full time positions there. Seems like anyone can do it. How difficult was it? Also, would you say you were an outstanding candidate or that you are average in the IT world? I ask that to gauge level of knowledge needed to be hired there.
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>>64100756
SEC handles that actually
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>>64099956
does smegma make your teeth yellow?
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is proyect treble a meme?
and android one?
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>>64100695
Do I have any chance of getting hired as a 5'9 middle class white male?
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>>64100802
they're more of a grey than they are yellow
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>>64099956
>google home
Wew, everyone with a primary school education can get this minimum wage job.
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>>64099956
You should delete that image. Because the fonts used on the badges are known, the small portion of uncovered text, along with other artifacts like the extra printing on the left side, are likely enough to identify you.
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>>64100802
No idea, I’m not gay.
>>64100805
Depends on what you mean by a meme. >>64100900
I don’t know if they have diversity quotas for height challenged people, I’ll have to ask the Inclusion officer.
>>64100944
>minimum wage
Lol nah
>>64100969
Make me.
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>>64099956
give me ur job faggot
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>>64099956
how to become like you please no trolling and bulling thank you
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Is Go just Google's solution to Java?
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>>64101524
What a dumb fucking question lol.
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>>64101530
I had someone literally tell me that. Just want to get the truth from the source, bro.
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OP sells Google Homes at JB HiFis - this is the thing they wear. AKA he's just a sales man lmao
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>>64101553
>sales man
I'd rather be a NEET than a salesperson. Scummiest job ever, only for degenerate goyim.
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>>64101553
so he IS making minimum wage, lol
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>>64101553
Can confirm, JB HiFi wagecuck from Sydney here, OP is full of shit
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>>64101629
>australia
No wonder he's posting at such a weird time. Knew this faggot didn't live in Cali.
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>>64100000
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>>64101553
LOL what a loser. /thread
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>>64100695
>I’m competent enough at my role to achieve the targets I need to.
just below average then.
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>>64100695
>Who is moot?
I don't know if this is a troll or we are in a new era.
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>>64099956
Fuck off Abdi
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>>64103955
i tink tis new era im afraid.
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>>64101553
>AKA he's just a sales man lmao
>>64100695
>I have around 4 years in sales and IT
You just had to repeat it out loud?
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When are we getting a Nexus 7 with modern hardware you faggots?




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