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Heddo suh!
Dis iz James Eagles from Microsoft Securuhdy Technical Team, ok. Vee ah cawding rite now becuss our Microsoft seestim survah hass duhhtected a veddy beeg virus eemitting from yore Veendows Opporading Seestim, ok.
Vee mast qweekly rammove dis virus on yore compuduh or eet'll spread to awll yor mobeal fones and awll yor eendornet connections een yor home, ok.
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>>68016119
>James Eagles
lol one time they called me and he said his name was David Copperfield
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Suh, pleez stay on de line
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>>68016392
Please do the needful and restart you PC.
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>>68016119
M, M for Mike.
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>>68016119
do one thing
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>>68016119
Mr. Eagles, I have better things to do with my time than listen to some Pakistani faggot come on to me. Go fuck a cow or something.
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>>68016119
>>68016392
>>68018842
Isn't the internet great. It allows racist shitheads like yourself to say shit that would, in real life get your head cracked open.
Hopefully you'll suffer the same fate fucking cunt.
Please turn to the loaded gun in your drawer, put it in your mouth, and pull the trigger, blowing your brains out. You'll be doing the whole world a favor. Shitbag.
I would love to smash your face in until it no longer resembled anything human, faggot.
Die painfully okay? Preferably by getting crushed to death in a garbage compactor, by getting your face cut to ribbons with a pocketknife, your head cracked open with a baseball bat, your stomach sliced open and your entrails spilled out, and your eyeballs ripped out of their sockets. Fucking bitch
I would love to kick you hard in the face, breaking it. Then I'd cut your stomach open with a chainsaw, exposing your intestines. Then I'd cut your windpipe in two with a box cutter. Hopefully you'll get what's coming to you.
Fucking bitch I really hope that you get curb-stomped. It'd be hilarious to see you begging for help, and then someone stomps on the back of your head, leaving you to die in horrible, agonizing pain. Faggot
Shut the fuck up faggot, before you get your face bashed in and cut to ribbons, and your throat slit. You're dead if I ever meet you in real life, fucker. I'll fucking kill you.
I would love to fucking send your fucking useless ass to the hospital in intensive care, fighting for your worthless life.
I wish you a truly painful, bloody, gory, and agonizing death, cunt.
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>>68019150
I like this pasta a lot
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>>68019150
yez sur I can help you wid dat one sur please stay on the line sur for me to answer dat one sur
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>>68019150
Pajeet here, shut the fuck up
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>>68019150
I'm Indian. I wish to genocide most other Indians.
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>>68016119

*gang rapes all the women*
nothing personal, sir
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>>68019150
Being white and typing antiracist posts is problematic, sweetie. You're not allowed to defend me or my friends ever again, you digsuting whitey.
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>>68016119
>mfw I once had to fix a problem with Microsoft's pajeets and not only the guy was extremely knowledgeable, but he was pretty based too
>he fixed my problem in a few minutes after I had spent over 4 hours with no success

This guy deserved his share of bobs and vagene alright.
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>>68019386
I think OP is referring to the pajeet call center scammers that pretend to work for Microsoft
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>>68019150
IRL everyone else would laugh at it even the Native Americans
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>>68019150
This pasta is mediocre. 3/10
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>>68016119
Make sure to run sfc /scannow and fresh install good sir!
Thank you sir
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>>68019386

I had an indian Microsoft rep Remote into my system two days ago to disable automatic updates and restarts

He went into the system settings and ticked a box

unsurprisingly, it didn't work worth a damn, but he was very polite despite me being fucking furious and I felt a bit bad for raging at the start of the chat.
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>>68022150
>allowing an indian remote access to your system


uhhhh sweaty... if I was you I would check my bank accounts and SSN
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>>68016119
the day pajeets decide to hire good accent trainers is the whole of the west truly fucked
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>>68022566

it was through the official microsoft support center, the one literally already integrated into your OS
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>>68019150
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>68022566
dont call me sweaty bro...
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Those dudes uses to call me when I had my old phone number.
They started blaming and insulting when I said things like what's "contr" key?
One of the pajeets got angry as fuck and kept calling for 2 hours shouting at me to fuck off.
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what is chrombok sir?
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Helo sirs,
I hav sex vebcam wideo of u masterbation becuse i install the spywares on your operation system from the lacking of securitys and it acted as the rdp when you started masterbatin. i demand 1 bitcoins or the wideo will downloaded on the porno vebsites. u hav 1 days to send the payments.
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>>68019150
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>>68016119
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26C4OO9IUv0
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>>68016119
LISTEN HERE YA LITTLE AFRICAN SUMBITCH, TAKE ME THE HELL OFF YOUR GAWDAMN MICHAELSOFT SHIT. I AINT GOT NO DAMN OPERATIONS SULTANS OVER HERE THIS IS FUCKING AMERICA, AND I AINT GOT NO COMPUTER, I HEARD ALL THAT DAMN SHIT GOES STRAIGHT TO THE GUVRNMENT OKAY THATS HOW THEY FUCKING GET YA.
GIMMIE A DAMN MINUTE

what? i dont know some paki wonts me to buy phone or sumthin'

i- ... well I know I already got a phone Ann thats what I'm tryna tell em.

OKAY JUST TAKE ME OFF YOUR LIST OKAY I DON'T WANT ANY PHONES.

*click*
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