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Are there any alternatives to web browsers for browsing the web?
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netcat + grep
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>>68024855
curl every link
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>>68024855
My personal assistant browses the web for me 24/7 whenever I call him, then reads back the results for me.
It's cheap as fuck. Pathetic poorfags desperate for money will be your personal assistant for $15 / hour which is nothing
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>tfw no bonesy gf
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curl

or wget
read the pages using nano
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>>68024881
This guy reddits
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>>68024855
lynx
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>>68024855
thank ms skeltal
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>>68024855
YES MAKE YOUR WON
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>>68024860
On my phone. So would this just be reading the entire HTML?
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>>68024855
wget le_interwebz > teh_web.txt
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W3m
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somebody give that girl a burger
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>>68025000
Nice trips but if you can't do layout and run JavaScript in your head you don't deserve them.
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>>68024855
How is she not ded yet?
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>>68025384
Stop overreacting, she's fine. She's just slim
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>>68024855
Emacs :^)
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>>68024855
How can such a thin girl have such a meaty pussy?
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>>68024855
KILL IT BEFORE IT LAYS NOTHING
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>>68024855
Emacs
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>>68024855
Only browse sites that have apps
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>>68024855
thanks mr skeltal
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>>68024855
>>68025449
I'm sure I'd literary kill her by accident if I'd try to have sex with her
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>>68025775
Pretty sure anyone would get crushed by 400kg of lard trying to rape them.
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>>68024855
>>68025449
where im from, she would be involuntary hospitalized and force fed via a tube
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>>68025775
>accident
It's my fetish to literally fuck her to death, crushing her with my weight so she's nothing but a skin sack of bones when I cum all over her.
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Drink your milk to have strong bones, Ms. Skeleton Beef Flaps
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>>68024855
>those spikes
Is she a living Tim Burton meme?
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>>68025370
I can do some javascript because I fell for the CS meme a few years ago
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>>68024855
Someone post the webm of her playing basketball
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>>68025449
Surprised the ball didn't fracture her sternum when it hit her.
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>>68025797
I'm pretty sure she's american so they don't really care

>>68025882
>>68025449
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>>68024884
Can't go out in public with her without people attacking you for being a enabler.
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>>68025979
>forcing treatment on a law abiding citizen
Slippery slope as fuck
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>>68025449
>slim
>>>>>>>>>>>slim
I bet you call linux cheap
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>>68025449
If you made it black and white it would look like a starving jewiah woman in a death camp playing basketball
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>>68025449
Fuck when she kicked the ball I thought she was gonna put more force into it and I could just imagine her leg snapping. I feel bad for her :(( i wanna feed her burgers guys
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>>68025449
Straight outta auschwitz
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>>68025850
That`s what most emos/scenesters want to be.
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>>68026546
25 years ago, maybe.
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>>68024855
PUFFY
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>>68024855
>pic
:(
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>>68025797
based country
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>>68025850
She constantly talks about Jack and claims he's her boyfriend
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>>68026873
Thanks Ms Skeltal
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>>68026873
wtf
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Don't do it /g/. Fucking anorexic/bullimic sluts might seem like fun, and for a while it will be, but that shit is more annoying than it is fun. I had some 8/10 face anorexic girl I met and fucked on the first night we met. Blowjobs were godly but hsving her bony ass hit me everytime I was pounding her or having her ride me was distracting as fuck. Creampie'ing her was fun and all, but feeling her bony body on me was pretty creepy. Also, it turned out she was a fetish escort for people into that kinda thing. needless to say, I upgraded to a thicc gym girl.
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>>68024855
Thanks, Mr. Skeltal
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>>68024855
does she even know how to make a sammich?
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>>68026873
WHERE'S THE MEAT
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>>68025449
this is too scawy for me i dont like mr skeletal
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dat draugr tho
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>>68026898
cute boi
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>>68024855
too fat desu
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>>68025449
Who needs muscle, fat, or mass? It's nothing but bloat. My minimalist GNU/Linux distro can play sports just as good or even better since I don't have useless bloat bogging me down.
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the fuck is wrong with her arms?
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>>68026586
>tfw 2005 was 25 years ago meme
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>>68029260
lak of meatus
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>>68025449
spooky
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>>68030206
what kind of ninjutsu is that?
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>>68024855
thanks ms skeltal
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>>68025449
Damn she has gotten even thinner. Anorexia is one hell of a disease.
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>>68026053

I've been waiting for such a comment
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>>68025449
she's really cute
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>>68024881
>60k a year to read webpages to someone
unironically would do.
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>>68030414
i guess she is actually though i think she would be even cuter if gained a bit of weight
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>>68026898
>>68026873
>>68025449
when does she start porn? she needs to get handled by this (pic related) guy in a full nelson
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>>68031767
>jmac
She needs a Big Mac more than anything, some protein can't hurt, though.
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>>68024884
I would forcefeed her until she hit 250lbs
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>>68025449
You would literally be too afraid to fuck her because you might literally break her bones and kill her. What the fuck
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>>68024884
her pussy is abnormaly thick and meaty, take a look. her body is 2/10 but that pussy is made for diving in
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wget htmls and view them in email client.
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>>68025449
if i would fuck her, she'd end up being 1% cum
that's pretty hot desu
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>>68025449
>*RATTLES*
really spooky desu
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>>68025449

she'll be dead before this year ends, screenshot this post reddit
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>>68024855
>alternatives to web browsers for browsing the web?
Web browsers for browsing your local PC.
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>>68032130
And then you'd find "is cum fattening?" in her Google history.
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Just do it like richard does
https://stallman.org/stallman-computing.html
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>>68024855
wget
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>>68025449
jesus she fucking sucks at sports
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>>68034446
The hell you expect? She barely has enough muscles to move her own weight around.
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>>68030459
>>60k a year
failed math
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>>68034530
>>60k
>failed shitposting 101
Two of le maymay arrows and a number make a post link, not a greentext, and post #60 is long gone.
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>>68026053

I got this.
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Worst part is she'd be pretty fucking hot if she gained like 50lb. That's a waste of a perfectly good, juicy vagina.
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Doing the math it'd take roughly 7000 normal ejaculations to put 50lb of weight on her, probably closer to 9000.
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I thought there was a cure for polio
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>>68025449
Jesus Christ, even a 7 year old toddler is stronger than this bitch.
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>>68025449
>being this weak
I bet she can't even do a proper handjob
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>>68034701
fucking kek
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>>68034701
Noice
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>>68030403
What kind of meme is this?
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>>68024884
>can't eat shit in front of her
either because of what people might think when they see you or because she could get triggered
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I want to feed puffy skele
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>>68024913
the only tolerable option here, save perhaps emacs
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>>68024884
it's a good feel
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>no one posts that webm any more
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>>68025797
Are you from Texas?





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