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What was the highest level of g-related autismo you've ever seen in your life?
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>>68403810
Probably this.
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if there isn't anything more /g/ than being a paranoid schizophrenic who writes his own OS then I don't know this board.
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>>68403837
I don't remember deviantart being around this long
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>>68403898
Don't forget divine inspiration and glow in the dark CIA niggers
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Anyone who has ascii art in their shells
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>>68404195
>ascii art

Would you consider sixel art better or worse?
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>>68404227
Art is a sin.
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>>68404036
How new/young are you??
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>>68403898
Terry is autism incarnate. If I were to mention all his amazing deeds I'd need at least a 2000x2000 image with ariel 8 fonts. But just for laffs:
>defecating inside your own van/house
>recording nudes and sending them to a random physics teacher on youtube
>beating up your own parents for being too bluepilled about the glowies
>getting high on gas and sucking off your own cousin
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>he's more qualified than 95% of the people on this board
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>>68403898
I actually asked the head of CS at my university about Terry, apparently he knew him vaguely pre-schizo, and he was surprised to say the least at how things went
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>>68404195
r00d
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>>68403898
I'm not a fan but he was super autistic
>>68404443
how horrifying
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>>68404461
I will give you a pass for taste
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>>68404443
Sauce? Where'd you find this
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>>68404443
That's actually pretty impressive desu
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>>68404443
pinches furros
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>>68404474
hownew.ru
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>>68404526
~6 months
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it grows
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>>68404566
Based anon, keep updating
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>>68404474
It's been bouncing around /g/ for years. I won't dox him but he's got a website.
Search "my little pony resume"
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>>68404599
DESU with the info in the resume itself, it'd be pretty easy to cross-reference
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>>68404273
Been here since 2017 newfriend.
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>>68403837
This is unironically better than half the shit that gets posted on desktop threads
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>>68404443
https://www.pjreddie.com/
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>>68404715
Fucking kek
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So I used to have a friend who was a major idol fag. He used to take me to the maid cafe here, there was a group of regular there and one of them was this over weight white guy with a ginger neck beard. Everytime I saw him he had his thinkpad with a giant Arch or Tux sticker on it. I often felt like coming back and posting him on /g/ but I never got a good photo of him and its mean. but if your here arch idolfag, FUCKING SHAVE HOLY SHIT BE HYGENIC
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>>68404426
Wait, you don't shit in your house? So every time you have to find a public toilet or something? You're the autistic one my friend
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>>68405708
>not shitting in your backyard afterwards covering your shit holes with dirt
Ahahaha, mate, you been jewed! Every time you flush your shit you have to pay for it! Water is not free!!!
Imagine, paying money to be able to shit! What a fucking KEK!
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>>68406050
>>68405708
Cut off the water supply to your toilet. Shit in the bowl like normal, but piss in the tank. Flush it all down when the tank is full.
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>>68405607
>FUCKING SHAVE HOLY SHIT BE HYGENIC
How are beards unhygienic?
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>>68404822
too heavy-handed
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>>68406160
This is great idea!
Someone should come up with a contraption which makes this convenient.
Like a toilet, where when you sit your penis and butt are separated. Small pump pull piss into container over the toilet seat and flushes automatically when there's enough piss or maybe when there's too much shit. Then it could use a reserve piss or if there's no way, only then uses water.
Or maybe make hole in toilet so big that shit just falls down.

Hmm... I think someone should patent this. It's gonna be used all over the world in near future.
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>>68406260
Btw, pump must be mechanical, so it would be truly free as in freedom shitting experience.
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I got some for ya.
>joining the pull wiping master race
>posting pictures of yourself wearing a maid outfit while male
>creating a trap fitness guide and putting /g/'s name on it
>being directly responsible for the programming socks meme
>forcing the programming socks meme so hard that amazon now recommends striped thigh-high socks if you buy programming books
>editing crossdressing yaoi doujins with programming-related dialog
>spamming a trap character in /dpt/ for months to force the "programming while crossdressing" meme
>inviting NEET /jp/ boy to come live with you and forcing him on HRT
>becoming an insane autogynephile transgender cult leader and preying on vulnerable 4chan users by convincing them to take the "pink pill" and start HRT
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>>68404822
>using epoxy to glue RAM sticks on the motherboard

I did not get where this meme(pic/post) came from
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>>68406320
Nothing autistic about this.
That jp boi took pills by free will so he could live there
Probably his fetish
It would be autistic, however, to spam interjection as an answer to everyone who calls it Linux. Unironically, that is.
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>hijacking US navy shortwave transmissions to spam memes
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>>68406477
>no t. kim jong un
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>buying mechanical keyboard, K&R, striped socks and a schoolgirl outfit in the same amazon cart
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:3
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>>68403837
I remember being 14 fapping away to some doujin with this bitch in internet caffe.
Good times.
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>>68404195
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>>68406160
>>68406260
Jesus christ. Imagine the smell. Just get a water tank and collect rainwater. Also
> Small Pump
That's mechanically powered, or you're using your own electricity right? Otherwise you're being Jewed with electricity costs.
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Not sure if this is /g/-related but yesterday I went through all photos I saved from instagram sluts and rotated all that were at too much of an angle so they're upright and I can fap without being annoyed. Including perspective correction for the worst cases and flipping the image 180° if it's taken in a mirror and/or I can see that it's mirrored (iphone logo mirrored or some letters wrong). I also filled the new corners with photoshop if I couldn't crop them out. In one case I noticed that a girl shooped her calves to be more curvy. I tried to revert that too.

Fucking sluts, stop taking pictures at 45°.
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>>68406658
>t. Monk
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>>68406658
The picture is slightly unsettling once you notice the angle of the phone. I don't think our tisms are compatible.
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why is fallen a dolphin? when did this start
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>>68406658
What an ugly bimbo.
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>>68406766
Just for you.
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>>68406658
I spend hours removing disgusting liquids and correcting the anatomy of anime girls so I can fap once or twice to it.
(Girl on the left is unedited because she's ugly by default).
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>>68406899
>correcting the anatomy of anime girls
Oh yeah, I also do that.
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>>68406927
Ass is too small
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>>68406996
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>>68406996
this, she is also missing her hips it seems
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>>68403810
Pajeets who reply to all on every fucking email and waste my time.

>>68404195
>not having ASCII art in your shell
Shut up, n00b.

>>68404443
I work in human resources. While the effort and experience are both impressive, it's still poniefag shit that I'd chuck in the bin.
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>>68407661
Agreed. Current curves looks very manly.
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>>68403810
This thread gives me hope.
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>>68404443
unironically BASEd & REDPILLED
i could imagine a 60 something hr dude in a small company getting handed this resume and have to move this person to interview because you probably operate in a small town and have to work with these kinds of degenerates
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>>68404474
my diary
desu
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>>68404443
>interned in and did meme related development
>played around with spectroscopy one summer
>python
>'WORKING' on phd
>worked as assistant to professor in comp sci department
who the fuck is impressed by this ? as a non american the only thing i find impressive is his GPA, considering the crippling mental retardation
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>>68407943
imagine being this salty that some MLP autist has a better resume than you
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>>68403837
This is how we roll in 2018
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>>68408348
imagine being an mlp autist
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>>68406423
> Comparing being pedantic to full-on mental illness and unhealthy behavior
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>>68406477
> cease transmission
> no
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>>68404443
This guy is actually amazing.
This is him: https://news.cs.washington.edu/2018/04/05/allen-schools-joseph-redmon-wins-google-ph-d-fellowship/
And him here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=11&v=XS2UWYuh5u0
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>>68404443
>>68409048
/g/ NEETs on suicide watch
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>>68409008
>hurr Durr, someone acted unethically, something out of standards! Must be autistic.
>Doing same thing everyday, looking for opportunity to do this, being triggered by name you do not approve. Perfectly fine.
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>>68403810
>accompanied by a pic of a dolphin, visibly <1m deep underwater
Whoever made that chart template fucking blew it.
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I feel like I'm forgetting a ton of stuff.
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>>68409486
>using a botnet to take over a crowdsourced streamed community attempt at installing arch linux and installing gentoo instead
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>>68406477
This made my day
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>>68409486
>installing Linux for Negroes
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>>68404443
3 DAY BAN INCOMING
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>>68403837
Who's that waifu?
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>>68406320
>image
That anon is living the dream
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>>68410104
This. I hope he'll get banned.
I once got banned for a week because posted ponysay.
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>>68406571
Lost to that speech bubble
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>>68409550
did /g/ do that? I remember when twitch translation of Arch installation started nmapping the network.
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>>68410163
Living my dream too desu
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>>68404443
>NMM without her armor
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>>68406477
This is not real
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>>68408762
>autist
Said the Arch user
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>>68411571
the image is real, but it's not actually the navy responding
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>>68404822
Don't forget using Hellman's Thermal Mayo
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>>68404468
I mean, i will too, but lawd anon whats with that colorscheme?
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>>68406514
This one actually makes me sad every time I see it for some reason
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>>68404822
>ASCII porn on shell login
go ahead and log that one under "shit ive done"
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>>68412195
Teach me the ways of the degenerate
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>>68403810
the cafe i'm a regular at now has a "no external keyboards" policy because last week i pulled out and used my model F to write a 40-page manifesto
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>>68406320
>>68406423
>>68410163
>>68411075
newfags
that image is from an ancient bdsm vid
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>>68404426
>Terry is
a-anon... terry is dead
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>>68412594
Looks like it’s time for a diy luggable with solenoids.

Because fug em
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>>68409550
Do you mean this site http://computernewb.com/collab-vm/
Where there was an attempt to install gentoo before the owner got pissed off and banned everyone
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>>68403898
Delet now
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I can't remember more stuff that I've done to help and contribute to this chart so I guess I'll need more suggestions.
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>>68404443
Based as fuck.
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>>68406409
seconding this
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>>68416160
>>68406409
guts thread
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>>68403810
Not too long ago a dude on here identified thermal paste from a picture of it (the paste itself, not the bottle).

>>68404443
oh god





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