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>classmate leaves his Slack open when going to the toilet
>spam "Kill all Niggers" in chat
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fpbp
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>>68420794
is meatspin still a thing?
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>>68420794
You should have done: "The Jews hate non-Jews and are using their positions of power to fuck us over". People might believe you're being serious.
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>>68420794
>co-worker leaves his workstation unlocked when he goes for lunch
>draft an email on his desktop addressed to his manager and the CEO saying "Kill all Niggers"
>don't send it, but leave the mouse pointer right on top of the Send button
>hfw he never ever not ever leaves his computer unlocked again

It's a public service, really.
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>>68420813
Well bro I am
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nice thread
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>>68420840
chaotic good
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>>68420840
>be me
>accidentally send "Kill all Niggers" to manager and CEO
>it was an office prank
>manager takes me to the CEO
>manager asked to leave
>CEO offers me a drink
>leans in
>anon I know how u feel
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>>68420997
I wish I worked for a /pol/tard CEO too
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>>68420794
10/10 thread, here's your (You), OP.
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>>68420997
I would cringe so hard.
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>>68420997
>be nigger
Ftfy
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best thread on /g/
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>co-worker leaves his terminal open
>git commit -am "fuck niggers && git push"
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>>68421654
Not
> sleep 1200; git commit -am "Fuck niggers" && git push &
> clear
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>>68421654
>co-worker leaves his terminal open
>sudo rm -rf /* for a sick prank
lole!
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>>68420997
Then the roofie kicks in and you get to know how he feels.
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trolololololo1
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>>68420794
>coworker leaves linux system
^S ^S ^S
ps chromium | xargs -I {} renice 20 -p {}
chattr -R +a ~

it's the subtle shit boys.
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>coworker leaves her irc open when going to toilet
>spam "kill all wh*tes"
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>>68422430
jokes on you anon, promotion time for her.
>t. google
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>>68422021
>chattr -R +a ~
Fucking lol.
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>>68420794
>company mailserver
>allows forging recipients
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>>68422522
fuck, i meant senders
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>classmate leaves facebook open in lab computer
>Prof writes a huge, out of the closet post on his wall
>Everyone laughs at him next class

Lmao





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