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>WW2 movie/game/whatever
>American flag has all 50 stars
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>>3500310
Do you count them all?
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>>3500313
Americans pause every time their flag is shown so they can "pledge allegiance"
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>>3500310
>WWII game
>you have to mod swastikas in
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>>3500337
To be fair, that's usually because of German laws.
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>>3500337
>limiting your market cuz of wehraboo autism
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>medieval movie/game/whatever
>everyone wears brown rags
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>12th-13th century movie/game/whatever
>English nobles speak English like the common peasants, instead of French
>only the French nobles speak French
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>>3500310
>Roman Movie/Vidya gaem
>"For Princeps and Country!"
>"We've got those Gaulish blitters on the run!"
>"Tea and crumpets my Imperator?"
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>>3500310
>World war 2 depiction of Canada
>Uses the Fucking Leaf flag.
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>>3500318
The difference is actually pretty easy to see at a glance. The 48-star flag just had six rows of eight stars, making it look cleaner than the alternating rows of six and five on the current flag.
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>medieval game
>some characters have full plate armor as early as the 11th century
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>>3500397
Just censor that shit in places where it's illegal. No need to fuck up one of the most iconic factions of WW2 just for 'muh sensitivity'
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>>3500456
fucking hate this.
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>>3500337
>WW2 game
>Regia Aeronautica roundel censored
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>>3500411
It would confuse and frighten the normies
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>>3500506
>developing a bunch of separate textures to sate wehraboo autism
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>>3500506

>factions
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>>3500337
>WW2 game
>IJN starburst flag censored
>Real life
>Japan still uses it
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>Men of War: Assault Squad 2
>WW2 Game
>Covers Brits, Americans, Germans, Japs and Soviets
>No Italians, you have to mod them in yourself
>Same goes for the French and Chinese

>Total War: Shogun 2
>This game made me believe the otomo should've fucking won
>This game made me believe the chosokabe could've won by spamming archers

>Medieval II: Total War
>Italians are OP as fuck
>Certain countries lacking historical clay
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>>3500337
In Steel Division it's DLC
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>>3500675
>Tfw when Steel Division makes Wehraboos Cry because Allies "OP"
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>>3500397
>selling anything to g*rman "people"
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>>3500682

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16gWRxv_aZY&

Implementing Panzer Lehr that way is absolutely brilliant.
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>ww1 game
>Everyone and their fucking horse has semi-auto rifles and submachine guns
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>>3500310

>Holocaust movie/game/whatever
>Anne Frank isn't nine months pregnant and horny af
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>>3500581
>not wanting your autism simulators to be as realistic and accurate as possible
casual nibbas plz vacate
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>paradox game
>NO_TEXT_ FOR_SECOND_LINE
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>>3500433

That never happened.
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>>3500829
I can't even think of a game other than Call of Duty 2 that features pre-leaf Canada
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>>3500797
I don't remember that from the Annie Frank diaries
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>>3500841
that's one too many desu
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>>3500866

Broke: Thinking Anne Frank's diary has been published its entirety.

Woke: Realizing Otto destroyed significant portions of her diary, especially passages regarding her sexual life because he realized no respectable publisher would even consider printing that sort of content.

Transcendent: Alex Jones chemicals in the water turn frogs gay-tier conspiracy theories that Anne Frank gave birth to a child prior to her arrest who was left in the care of a gentile family and subsequently adopted it after her death. Her father went to extensive lengths to destroy all physical and documentary evidence of Anne's pregnancy and the child's existence. That Anne Frank has a child (and grand and great-grandchildren) walking the streets todays, and the Anne Frank House has been engaged in an active criminal conspiracy for 70 years to suppress all knowledge of this so as avoid the absolute political and legal shitstorm that would ensue if it ever came to light. Even if the only people capable of believing it are paranoid delusional/wishfully thinking posters on a Mongolian basketweaving forum.

I can greentext how they could feasibly get away with this if you want.
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>>3501108
>not a single mention of her affair with Charles II
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>>3501187
>affair

They married nigga
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>>3501247
she was an underage jewess and he was a genius trapped in the body of an autist

classy people call that an affair
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Does anyone have the video game still of a cutscene saying somerhing along the lines of,
>You have caused Nuclear Holocaust. There is no picture of a Nuclear Explosion going off here because you do not deserve reward. We do not reward failure.
?
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>>3501251

>filename
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>>3501256
https://www.google.com/search?q=We+do+not+reward+failure.&source=lnms&tbm=isch

have at it lad
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>>3500682
Because all those autists use Panzer-Lehr with overpriced Konigstigers that can get killed with Stuart, good players spam Stugs and create "Flak walls" as I call it to kill tanks and rout planes, Ju and Hs with AT cannons are also beasts.
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>WW1 game
>France and Russia are DLC
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>>3500411
>Crusades game
>Lionheart speaks English
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>>3501681
>Based Battlefield
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>>3500310
In Mafia, the loading screen for the mission "Election Campaign", which takes place in 1938, has the correct 48-star flag.
I can't remember if the flag appears anywhere else in the game.
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>>3502022
It does at the airport when you go deal with Frank and later on Morello IIRC.
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>>3502033
Yup. All the flags are correct.
The one on the left (Omerta) takes place in 1933, the one on the right (Happy Birthday) takes place in 1935.
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>>3501681
>put nogs as major combatant in the game
>have the gall not to include the african theatre
SAD!
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>>3502022
>ywn again play mafia with your group of friends from 3rd grade, arguing who gets to play next mission
>ywn share easter eggs or tricks with them
>ywn again explore wildreness
>ywn again have mom come to the room when characters yell vulgarities in cutscenes only for her to forbid you computer for a week
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>>3502022
>>3502054
Mafia was pretty good about historical accuracy - even if it was an alternate world which glued several cities together. They even got all the cars right.
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>>3502070
>SHIT
>BASTARDS
>TOM, I, I TOOK ONE
Also when I was a kid I absolutely hated the racing missions (from the one where you have to rig a racing car all the way to the actual race).
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>>3502077
One anachronism I can think of is the loading screen for the first mission.
The 100 dollar bill is from 1934, but it takes place in 1930.
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>the story sets in medieval not!Europe
>the clothes are all in modern styles
Fucking Japs with their isekai.
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>>3502078
playing in original dubbing was much better
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>>3502105
All I know is that Ralph has an even more annoying voice in the original than the English version.
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>>3502105
>>3502114
Huh, what original?
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>>3502144
Czech.
Czechs (and Slovaks, I guess) always say the original was better.
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>>3501690
to be fair so did the arabs
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>>3502091
Check out Maria the Virgin Witch.
It's all great, the outfits, armor, weapons, buildings... then the slutty witches interrupt my enjoyment.
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>>3500654
Yea I know right for MoW2. I did mod in the italians, french, etc. Shame they werent there from the start
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>>3500654
>Italians are OP as fuck
More like
>Inquisitors are OP as fuck
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> WWII Game/Movie/Book
> USA+USSR vs. Germany
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>>3503653
WW2 USSR vs USA when?
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>>3500786
I know exactly what you're referring to, and if you view it as a Dieselpunky, alt-history WWI you'll be much happier.
Also cavalry troopers don't have semi-auto rifles, nerd.
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>>3500456
>movie set in high middle ages
>Clothing from the renaissance and late middle ages
>never have seen any media that gets this right.
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>>3501681
>WWI game
>Less then 100 men in a battle
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>>3504108
>movie sat in middle ages
>everyone has dirt smeared on their face
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>>3504108
Director Otakar Vávra made it quite well.
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>>3501681

its EA so they need a good reason to charge so much for the dlc
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>>3504148
>that moment when 14th century radical clergyman has 2 minutes speech about the benefits of socialism

but the costumes are ok
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>>3500797
Calm down charles.
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>>3500411

french is an obscure language
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>>3500411
Or worse

>Crusades movie tries to look accurate by including a few dialogs in Arabic, Latin and French
>Conversations between Crusaders from differen countries still occure in fucking English instead of French, the lingua franca of the Crusader states
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>>3504355

hey, here's an Idea, the audience speaks english
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>>3501108

Sounds like something /pol/ would do
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>>3500310

>movie is set during the French revolution
>everyone speaks with a really thick british accent
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>>3500411
Even worse
>French nobles speak English with posh British accents
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>historical vidya
>historical accuracy sacrificed to promote racial equality
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>movie set before Renaissance
>no colors other than brown and gray
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>>3507745
Why do filmmakers try to make the middle ages look as miserable as possible?
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>>3500313

It’s pretty easy to tell from the arrangement of the Stars
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>>3508009
Partly becaise they don't know better and partly because the discoloration is a "natural" color tone for them.

Cinematograhy places a lot of emphasis on colours present on the screen. This simply makes it easier for them. Also the reason why you almost never see any medieval comedies from Hollywood.
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>>3501690
>>3502153
That was the Animus translating it so Desmond could understand.
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>>3508009
That's what the audience wants to see
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>>3502022
christ that game was great

>night missions with minimal amount of people and cars out
brb gonna download this again
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>>3509181
>that burglar night mission
The music didn't help with the fucking spooks
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>>3504362
Its a swedish movie.
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>>3502077
>>3502054
>>3502022
Daniel Vavra is ridiculously autistic and will go lengths to make games historically accurate.
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>>3509198
>in the mansion
>sneaking around, completely quiet
>walk into room
>wife with eyes covered speaks; thinks youre her husband
I remember jumping, heart was racing

also
>sure, chief
>hang on a second, chief
>all set, chief
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>>3509254
>Part where Salvatore says he almost crapped his pants
Good to know I wasn't alone
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>>3508940
>>3509064
I see.
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>>3500797
Calm down mr bedford forrest
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>>3510795

>implying I'm NBF

He's a raging asshole, fuck him.
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>>3500310

>garand
>no ping
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>>3500841
Call of Duty 3 has Canada
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>>3500310
>WW2 game
>Cutscene shows map of Europe
>Germany controls all of it
>Alternatively, it has modern borders
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Command and Conquer Red Alert 1
Germany, in the mid to late forties has Post WW2 borders even after Hitler is erased from the timeline shortly after his release from prison.
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>>3512678
>WW2 game
>black and white map
>Germany is spreading all over European map like fungus, big ass swastika in the middle
>depressing orchestral music playing
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>>3500310
>WWII game
>have to slap an M1 Garands bolt home

Really pets my peeve
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>>3513291
Have you ever shot a Garand? Sometimes the bolt does need help. And guess what, in a war, everyone's rifles are in different states of maintenance
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>>3500797

/thread
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>>3500318
then they wave the confederate flag to "celebrate their heritage"
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>>3500456
Desu medieval 2's first mail upgrade was basically coat of plates.
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>>3500310
>used to like movies
>get into history and firearms
>obsess over little autistic details that ruin the movie for me
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>>3507514
Name three games that do this.
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>>3515179
battlefield 1
cod ww2
cod ww2 again
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>>3500310
>WW1 movie/game/whatever
>Brits fighting Germans in France
Would it fucking kill them to cover any other front? The Balkans, Middle East, Eastern Europe, Africa, and Italy were all more interesting. Say what you want about BF1's dumb exclusion of France and Russia from the main game, at least their campaign covered the Middle Eastern Front and the Italian Front, the latter of which in particular is almost never done.
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>>3515248
There were actually blacks fighting for Germany in WW1. They just probably weren't cavalry officers as they are in BF1.
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>>3508940
It's an interesting modern trend. Watch period films from the Hollywood Golden Age and they're loaded with color.
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>>3515380
You may want to look at an upcoming game called 'Tannenberg'. Eastern front WW1, built by the same guys who built Verdun. Promises to have much less trench fighting.
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>>3505217
How nu are you?

Last I heard only those above 21 are allowed on 4chan
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>>3501247

Someone get /k/ to writefag this
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>>3515248
>battlefield 1

More like historical accuracy was sacrified to promote Anglophilia

>"Here have these 5 battles (4 of which are irrelevant) Britain/Commonwealth took part in"
>"France and Russia? Who's that?"
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>>3515380
Well, the Western Front was factually and by far the most important theater of WW1
The only other that comes close in relevance is the Eastern one

So the main issue in what you pointed out isn't that the Western Front is depicted a lot, but the fact it's too often centered on the 2nd most important Allied nation on that theater (Britain) instead of the most important one (France)




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