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It doesn't resemble anything that came after.
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>>3783701

It is as close as we can get to Conan the barbarian as history goes.
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Yeah
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>>3783701
i agree, some of these Mycenaean helmets look ridiculously fantastical.
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>>3783708
Why did things change so much in Northern Europe? Wasn't it unaffected by the Bronze Age collapse?
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>>3783867
They didn't have much to collapse
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>>3783867
It was affected. During the Bronze age it was so warm that you could grow grapes in southern Sweden. In the end, around 500BC, temperatures plummeted. This period is very poor in archaeological finds. It was also probably what caused the Germanic migrations.
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>>3783889
I hadn't considered the climate aspect, but that makes sense, thanks.
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>>3783714
That might be why it looks so intriguing.
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>>3783867

The Collapse ended the long distance trade routes that sustained the European Bronze Age, they didn't get their cities burnt down like in the Med but they collapsed just as surely.
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>>3783701
The Gods died after this and magic left the earth, so I can see why we feel that way.

Also look at the color! The vibrancy! Such a different place from our dead world.
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>>3783701
That's some retro Mad Max shit.
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>>3783867
They fled south, and founded Mycaenae. Remember that historical Troy is actually in Finland and the Odyssey takes place in Norway.
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>>3783994

That's classical you dope. The Ancient World didn't go in for realism in its art.
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>>3783994
That's not from the bronze age, that's from 500 bc
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>>3784002

What an absolute retard you are. Mycenea was a major power DURING the bronze age, how do you imagine they were founded AFTER the bronze age?

Let me guess, you meant Sparta, right?
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>>3784018
>not knowing Baltic Homeric origin theory
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>>3784012
>>3784010
"classical" civilization does not exist, it is only the death rattle of bronze age vitalism
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>>3784029
>believing Finnish lies

Top kek, you'll be telling me Finland won the Hyperwar next.
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>>3784037

Eh, no. There is SOME continuity, in Egypt and Assyria, but between the bronze age Helladic and the Greek Classical there are only faint connections.
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>>3784038

The theory was developed by an Italian
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>>3784049
What I am saying is that the world ended with the bronze age and everything that follows is a fading memory.
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>>3784050
>Italian

Opinion disregarded!
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>>3784051

The age of Myths died, and we entered the dreary age of History.
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>>3783701
Hol up where were the turkics during the chinese bronze age?
I looked it up and the first turks showed up a few centuries before AD, the chinese bronze age ended a few centuries before that.
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>>3784068
Probably busy being mongols, or possibly the mythical "altai"
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>>3784050
Little known fact: Italy is the Finland of the south.
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>>3784068

Turkics were savages living in the forests of Siberia, they adopted the horse and nomadism only after the bronze age.
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>>3784068
>>3784121
>savages

By savages I mean in the technical sense, they were hunter-gatherers who didn't practice any form of agriculture and who lived in clans (extended families). Other Siberian groups kept horses (for meat) but the proto-turkics didn't.
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Bronze age is really magical because there were so many advanced civilizations co-existing in relative peace.

Minoans
Egyptians
Nuragics
Babylon
Mycenaeans
Indus Valley
Hittites

The material culture of these cultures and the sheer splendor, building projects and wealth they displayed would not be reached until the Roman Empire.
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>>3784179
*gets invaded by Sea Germans*
*collapses*
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>>3784193

Sea Peoples were not even slightly Germanic, and all things pass away in time, even the age of myths.
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>>3784179

I like to daydream about how these societies would have developed, had the collapse not occurred. We could have had Ziggurats on the Moon, smdh.
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>>3783701
Everything before the Ionian Revolt seems like distant fantasy.
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>>3784570

That's oddly specific, and late, too.
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>>3784563
All the great days of Babylon and Assyria were AFTER the bronze age collapse.
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>>3784701

Son, Babylon is babby tier. Ziggurats are Sumerian.
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>>3784710
And those niggers got rekt before the collapse already.
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>you will never attend a comfy Sumerian dinner party
It hurts.
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>>3784718
>KIKED

Never trust a Semite.
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>>3783867
There was actually a huge population collapse in Europe aswell. The Urnfield mounds stop being built around 1200 BC and population density plummeted.
The temperature drop that caused the droughts in the middle east was caused by an event similar to the younger dryas....north atlantic warming followed by rapid cooling....it would have effect northern Europe temperature-wise a lot more (though not necessarily to the same effect).
also:
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>>3783984

>>3784029
Mycenae was literally destroyed and abandoned during the collapse
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>>3784721

I love Sumerian art, they always have such friendly faces and big smiles. Not at all like the stern styles of Egypt, or even later Mesopotamians.
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>>3784742
The Sumerians were Semites too weren't they? Am I stupid?

Also, that's his grandson.
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>>3784795

No, they were an unknown race, their language has no known relatives. Legend has it that they came from beyond the Zagros mountains, and mingled with the native Ubaid culture to create the first real civilization.
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>>3784795
They were finnic
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>>3784179
>Relative peace
No
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>>3784824

No you fucking Mongolshit they were POLISH NORDICS
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>>3784858
What an oxymoron, everyone knows Polish are nordic
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>>3784817

So...caucasians?

W...we...wuz?
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>>3784795
Their language was an isolate as far as we know. We don't know their race or any of that to my basic knowledge on the subject.
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>>3784864

Caucasoid certainly, but Semites are also caucasoid so... They weren't Indo Europeans / Aryans, they came to Iraq many thousands of years before any Aryan set foot in Persia.
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>>3784862

Poles and Germans are both Nordic :) long live the northern race :)
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>>3784877
Poles yes, Germans no (except elite specimen)
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>>3784875

>they came to Iraq many thousands of years before any Aryan set foot in Persia.

Aww man ( ._.)
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>ooga booga
>muh dik
>only war
I want to go back!
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>>3784892

Move to detroit.
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>>3784892

We have so much to learn from the ancient Scandinavian people
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>>3784908
This is a depiction of the landing of the Scandinavic forces in Toija, Finland (you may know it as Troy), show some damn respect.
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>>3784917

But were the Ancient Hellenes Ur-Svensk or Ur-Norsk? Tanum is right next to Oslo
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>>3784193
G*rmans are truly the destroyers of civilizations
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>>3784941
The Swedes were what we now know as Thebans (Thebes = Täby) hence the preference for buttsex)), the Homeric Peloponnese was originally Sjælland. Norway on the other hand does not make an appearance until the Odyssey, so we can assume that they did not participate in the invasion of Toija.
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>>3784938
Cute!
>earthquake
>volcano
>another earthquake
>retarded barbarians
Minoans were too good for this world.
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Akrotiri, the Minoan Pompeii, in the 17th century bc the island of There (where the Minoan colony of Akrotiri) lied was hit by a violent vulcanic eruption from its very core

However even if the Minoan civilization was destabilized and many palaces were destroyed as far as in Crete itself, the civilization continued to thrive and the palaces were rebuilt, such as Knossos
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Ruins of Akrotiri
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>>3784875
Wait the Aryans weren't native to Persia? The fuck did they come from originally?
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>>3785008
North pole
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>>3785008
Don't turn this in one of those threads please
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>>3785008

They came from the Pontic steppe, same place all Indo-Europeans come from.
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>>3784992
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>>3784944
>>3784938
Was it Atlantis?
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>>3785008

They were Poles according to haplogroup evidence
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>>3783714
>Between the time when the oceans drank Atlantis, and the rise of the sons of Aryas, there was an age undreamed of. And unto this, Conan, destined to wear the jeweled crown of Aquilonia upon a troubled brow. It is I, his chronicler, who alone can tell thee of his saga. Let me tell you of the days of high adventure!
Atlantis = santorini eruption
however civilization continued quite a while after this so I am going with the invasions of the sea peoples from 1200 BC to 1180 BC, then there is the "secret of steel" which might as well be iron, which was widespread by 900 BC

so somewhere in this 300 year period, probably in the later period when stability returned and iron became popular, of course conan is a complete fabrication with no historicity but it is fun to speculate
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>>3785022

Yes. If you divide all the dates and distances in Plato's story by 100, you get Minoan Crete. We know the Minoans thallasocracy made an impression on the Greeks from the myth of the Minotaur, I'm sure a god-sent cataclysm that ended Minoan sea power overnight was likewise commemorated.
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>>3785022
Not really, it was a prosperous city but Knossos was even more prosperous, it was just part of the Minoan culture which didn't die out until centuries after the eruption
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>>3785012
I'm not, I thought they were native to Persia
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>>3785027
You should read Howard's introduction to the Conan stories, it's a fascinating read about made-up lore that ends with the birth of the ancient nations. Btw, Conan happens thousands of years before that, long before even the pyramids.
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>>3783933
>ywn live in bronze age Crete
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>>3785038

Their culture didn't die out but their fleet was destroyed and with their power was broken forever, It absolutely may as well have been the end of them, for all that they lingered on for a few more centuries before being GREEKED,
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>>3785008
Mars before MAD and the conflict with thir moon colony destroyed the atmosphere.
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>>3785041

They've lived there for 3,500 years, they're as native as anyone else.
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>>3785065
Maybe

Either way saying it was Atlantis is wrong because while the myth might have been loosely inspired by those distant events no civilization or city corresponds to the description of Atlantis: as big as Africa and Anatolia put together, all kinds of metals were found there, beyond the pillars of Hercules, was named Atlantis, etc
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>>3785087

Jesus Christ, do you think that because the Greeks can't have killed a million Persians, so the whole story of the Persian invasions of Greece must be fiction?
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>>3784037
is this some kind of spengler shit or what
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>>3785065
Mycenaean culture was heavily influenced by Minoans, so the transition wasn't that drastic. The fall of Mycenaean culture was the true tragedy.
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>>3785097
The story of Atlantis is fiction, if you read the other works by Plato you would know that it was a fucking allegory, no civilization fits the bill for his description, it's also completely retarded to compare the Persian wars to Atlantis considering that the Persian wars were recorded by historians when they happened, while there are 1200 fucking years between the There eruption and Plato's text, that's a small detail, and also while the Greek account might have been exaggerated somewhat that's completely different from the story of Atlantis which is a fucking fairytale about a lost continent being destroyed by Poseidon after conquering almost the whole world
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>>3785121

Nothing meme about it, the mistake is larpers thinking it is armor for fighting on foot, when it's for a charioteer
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>>3783978

>tfw ywn own a bronze age Minoan harem full of babes with their tits out

WHY THE FUCK EVEN LIVE
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>>3785121
The helmet is wrong, I'm not sure about that trident either
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>>3784917
>>3784941
>>3784967
>get curious
>look this fuck
>fuck me if it doesn’t sound more plausible than half the actual story
I’m a bit meddiboo (classical to beginning of medieval is my preference) and it always threw me off how the medi didn’t match up to the illiad/odyssey
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Baltic_Origins_of_Homer%27s_Epic_Tales
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>>3784002
Lmao
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>>3785137
>harem
>in a matriarchal society
You would be their pussy slave
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>>3783978
>>3783945
>>3783933
Fashion comeback when?
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>>3785155
>matriarchal

HAHAHAHA

"No."

>>3785137
>Minoan harem

HAHAHAHA

"No."
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>>3785140

Trident is nonsense, the man who wore the Dendra armor did so while riding a chariot.
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>>3785050
I should
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>>3785149
We wuz trojan vikangz
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>>3783701
It just feels so crazy to me, so many civilizations we know almost nothing about
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>>3785225
Basically the reason redhead pharaohs existed according to his lore was because the new ice age that ended the hyborian age pushed the ginger northerners towards proto-egypt which they conquered.
Same happened with the cimmerians who destroyed turan and hyrkania, the survivors then fled to the east and later became the turks.
He has many different bits about most major cultural groups.
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>>3784198
Do we know who the "sea peoples" are?
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>>3785308
only two out of 8 or so

Lycians from South West Anatolia and Libyans from Libya, the other six are a mystery
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>>3785308

Some of them are well established, Sherden were Sardinians, peleset were Myceneans, etc etc. They came from across the Med.
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>>3785184
>I am contrarian because I like pretending to be a smarty pants
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>>3785278
Scythians in turn are hyrkanians mixed with cimmerians. Scythians, ironically are the people that pushed the cimmerians into disappearing IRL.
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>>3785327
>I enjoy being wrong and hate being BTFO by the factually superior

Pssh, nothing personelle, kid.
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>>3785155
You make it seem as if that's an undesirable role.
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>>3785335
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>>3785308
Sardinians, Lycians, possibly Mycenians. The Philistines that were a thorn in the Jew's side were pretty Greek.
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>>3785332
Weren't the cimmerians living in anatolia?
I thought the scythians didn't get farther south than the caucassus.
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>>3785351
There is a concept of a Thraco-Cimmerian cultural hub that existed around the Black Sea and was ended by the expansion of the Scythians. The sources we have on Cimmerians place them in Wastern Turkey, West of Lake Van. Archeological research doscovered a shitload of Cimmerian artifacts in the Ukrainian steppe tho.
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>>3785378
Eastern Turkey*, obviously.
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>>3784992
QT as fuck.
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>>3785378
Just read a bit on Wikipedia appearantly they invaded from ukraine through the caucassus.
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>>3785400
Pushed by the Scythians. It's a tad more complicated since we have no idea whether they were indo-european or straight up iranic. Even if they were i-e were they related to their Thracian neighbours or was it just that they influenced each other? We have no clue about what happened to them after they defeated the Armenian Urartu. They vanished, although more than likely the once that did appear in Anatolia were a fraction of the original north Pontic culture given the expanse of the findings there.
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>>3785438
Ones* fucking phone
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>>3784754
>>3784721
>you will never watch Gilgamesh and Enkidu beat the shit out of Gugalanna
>you will never watch Gilgamesh and Enkidu defeat Humbaba and cut down his trees to make a gate for the city
why even live
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>>3784817
I know this sounds retarded but I believe that the Sumerians were a race of mages who used their power to subjugate lesser people but when they lost their magic ability they were almost entirely wiped out and their cities destroyed except for their homeland in southern Iraq and after those collapsed they retreated into the marshes and became the marsh arabs
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>>3785611
Incredibly retarded.
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>>3785611
>>3785656
his dubs don't lie faggot
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>>3785661
Ancient Sumerian sorcerers are confirmed to have been real
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>>3783701
Any examples of what Bronze age britain looked like?
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>>3785709
Yes
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>>3785722
What about the people? Looking for references in how they dressed.
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>>3786067
They barely left any art so it's hard to tell
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>>3783933
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>>3785709

Are you telling me ancient greeks really dressed like THAT
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>>3784002
t.olf rudbek
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>>3786139
>ancient greeks
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>>3785611
no they bevame the medes. their decendents are now using far subtlerer magic to control us with media (medeia)
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>>3785268
But my sea people, whoever were the sea people?
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>>3785396

I think that's a dude.
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>>3785140
Wouldn’t it be a bident?
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>>3785121
>REEEEEE CRETANFAGS GTFO STUPID ISLANDNIGGERS SHITTING UP THE ACHAEAN PATH TO EGYPT WE WUZ SEA PEOPLE
[implements bureaucracy loudly]
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>>3785131

> when it's for a charioteer

Ok, I've been to both Crete and mainland Greece.

How in the living fuck is anyone supposed to drive a chariot around anywhere in that area?
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>>3783701
The Bronze age is tes morrowind of ages
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>>3788164
So the best one followed by mediocre but popular dullness? Pretty accurate
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>>3783714
>>3785027
>>3785050
Conan is basically set in an era *BETWEEN* the Bronze Age Collapse and the Classical Age, basically an intermediate heroic period, a dark age full of mystery, superstition and magic.
This is what RJ Howard originally wanted to write about but he lacked resources and education to write historically accurate Bronze Age fiction, so he fictionalized it and set it in 10 000 BC instead.
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>>3788180
He drew from this age but set it before historical times so it doesn't clash with the knowledge at the time of his writings. Get your facts str8 m8
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>>3788183
That's pretty much what I said.
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>>3788190
Oh shit, you did. I'm retarded
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>>3786948
No, it's clearly a female as you can tell from the gown
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>>3783920
This always crack me up.
>they have swords, bows, spears and horse
>but some reasons can not make a well cut clothes
>only wear fur and hide
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1000 years before Rome was even a mudhut village
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>>3783708
Where can I learn more about this magical epoc in human history?

Books, documentaries WHERE! TELL ME!
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>>3785722
Didn't Birts have some stone forts that melted in fire or something?
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>>3788373
No, that's in the iron age, in the bronze age there were maybe 3 or 4 but they were completely rebuilt and expanded in the iron age so it's difficult to see how they looked like

The Dun Aengus in ireland comes to mind but it was mostly built in the iron age around 500 bc rather than in the bronze
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>>3788385
What was with the melted stone walls?
I remember that some guys did experiment and they consume a shitload of wood and still fail.
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>>3788407
I don't know, never heard of those
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>>3788146
This.

I never understood how the fuck chariots got anywhere back in those days, before there even were proper roads.
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>>3788372
1177 BC: The Year Civilization Collapsed, by Cline.
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>>3788146
>>3788414
There's a reason they were mostly used in the middle east and not in Greece or Anatolia
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>>3788414
They certainly had roads in Crete back then, there were even some roads in Italy (Sardinia) during the bronze age which were used by chariots
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>>3788413
Vitrified hill forts.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIoYZLZySzI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTQHLFSfbOs
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>>3788429
They used chariots as much as the Near Easterners in Greece, some Linear B documents from Knossos report something like 100 war chariots having been prepared, and a Hittite text mentions that the Ahhyawa (Acheans) put on the field over 100 chariots to support the West Anatolian city states against the Hittite army
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>>3788439
Those are from the iron age
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>>3788417
Is it just about the collapse or does it have a chapter on the Nordic bronze age?
Regardless it's on my notes now.
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>>3788463
Interesting.
So first happen population decline and then climate change as a results because of lack of human activity.
The same thing that happen with America population decline where lack of human activity bring min Ice age in Europe.
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>>3785438
>Armenian Urartu
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>>3788356
>Reconstruction of bronze age battle in the Baltic south shore
Prussians have been favoring warfare over fashion since always
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>>3788474
Nothing about Nordics, it's mostly about Mediterranean trade networks and diplomacy.
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>>3784944

>dat sag

I thought modern womens droopy chests were caused by feeble chest musculature artificially weakened by a lifetime of brassiere-wearing. woe is me
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>>3788146
The greeks are also the people that designed the phalanx, the least flexible military formation. Battles occurred in predetermined areas typically. Both sides would typically want a more flat area to fight.

>>3788444
It makes sense as in the chariot derived from the indo europeans, even the celts used a chariot before going to normal horses. The brits still used it even on uneven ground by the time of Caeser, and the Gauls recollected their ancestors using 3 horsed chariots.
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>>3783889
>>3783897
The finds that were found (god, english.) revealed more and more sun-figures - the religion turned to the sun because it became vital to survival, due to the colder climate.
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>>3785320
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>>3785348
Thanks for the answers friends!
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It's pretty cool to see the terms of the Illiad used by other civs honestly.
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>>3789331
>The greeks are also the people that designed the phalanx, the least flexible military formation. Battles occurred in predetermined areas typically. Both sides would typically want a more flat area to fight.
This is some outdated history, homie. The Greek Phalanx was quiet mobile, actually, and very aggressive as most hoplites ran into battle, losing their initial cohesion and turning into a mob of angry guys with spears.
And the Greeks didn't fight that way. They fought dirty and with any advantage they could take.
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>>3789247
have a look at indigenous womens breasts by the time they're old ladies they look like dicks hangign from their chests
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>>3784002
WE
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Chariots are a hell of a drug.
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>>3788180
No.

It's set between the years when the oceans drank Atlantis and the gleaming cities, and the years of the rise of the Sons of Aryas.
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>>3792501
Any source? Sounds like complete revisionism. They held tight formations in a phalanx. They recorded the distances. There is even a famous battle in anatolia where the whole Spartan contingent went MIA the hold time because they get lost in the woods/hills and the phalanx moved terribly. What you are describing are untrained forces.

>Fighting dirty
Well when you are trying to kill, no shit, doesn't mean the phalanx wasn't a tight formation
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>>3785438
>indo-european or straight up iranic
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indo-Iranians
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>>3792738
"Where our rivals from their very cradles by a painful discipline seek after manliness, at Athens we live exactly as we please, and yet are just as ready to encounter every legitimate danger."
Thucydides 2.39.1

"No such group training or competition now exists in any city-state at all, except maybe in a very small way."
Plato, Laws 831b

The Greeks weren't professional soldiers, they were people in arms who rose up when needed. None of them had the training nor the nerve to do the things you described.
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>>3792986
Neither of those have anything to do with Hoplite warfare.
The first quote is Pericles calling Spartans tryhards in the broadest sense possible, and the second is about gladiatorial combat.
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>>3792986
And they had campaign seasons almost annually. Give the evidence that disproves all we know about greek warfare.
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>>3793029
>Chigi vase
I suggest reading this, that doesn't actually depict hoplite combat.

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskHistorians/comments/5nn2su/historians_like_hans_van_wees_and_peter_krentz/dcexuom/
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>>3792819
Source on that sword? Looks way too cool to be real.
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>>3788146
Greeks traditionally planned battles with their opponents, and fought on the flattest land they could find whenever they could.

Honestly, I don't know why.
They also made the Phalanx, which logically should not have developed in Greece, seeing as how it requires stable footing and flat land for the Hoplites to fight effectively.
Greek space magic, I guess.
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>>3793095
its not that weird if you think about it
enemy armies usually knew where each others camp was
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>>3793095
The phalanx is also really fucking good for holding choke points, of which Greece has plenty.
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>>3783912
SO DOUBLESHIELD WARRIORS WERE A THING
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>>3793069
Looks more like a weird lance head.

> very short, un-ergonomic 'grip '
> fat base and slender tip, crap for slashing
> thick, round spine - may well have contained a wooden shaft

I'm pretty sure on this one.
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>>3788146
[baltic-scandinavian homeric origin intensifies]
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Ancient Mesopotamia does that for me.
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>>3793069
Yea it's an actual sword. Think there have been more than one example found.
Here's some replicas: http://www.bronze-age-swords.com/British_and_European.htm
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>>3785041
Nah, they're from the pontic steppe like
>>3785018
said
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>>3792724
t. literal mangoleid
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>>3785588
Dont remind me please anon
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>>3785054
Poor Teddy
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>>3785005
>>3785005
This shit was amazing. They have buildings preserved to the second floor with brilliant wall paintings and even a toilet on the upper floor. I was literally mindblown
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>>3799309
Yes, it's amazing, I was really surprised too, it's like Pompeii but from 1700 years before it
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>>3799356
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>>3799360
It was very colorful, they even left behind paintings of the city
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>>3793069
It's real, it's in the Museum of London.

>>3793477
haha are you fucking serious dude? I mean this board is so full of factually wrong information I usually just ignore it because quite frankly I don't have the time to sit and correct people who are too lazy to read even a single wikipedia article on a subject, but the fact that you added "I'm pretty sure on this one." made me bite.

Like, fucking really dude? You didn't do even one second of research, clearly have literally zero knowledge of bronze age weaponry, make up some bullshit and then have the audacity to state "I'm pretty sure on this one."

I can tell you have literally never seen a bronze age sword or spear-head before, and I suspect you've never seen an any other type of sword or spear head either that wasn't a picture in an comic book.
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>>3793477
What a fucking retard
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>>3792501
Sources please. I do understand that a modern take on Sparta is they just actually drilled and were the closest to a professional army in thier area, but I still believe a tight formation was always the goal and method of fighting.
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>>3799368
>muh dolphins
>muh bulls
>muh gurls
Minoan "art" in a nutshell
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>>3799512
>antilopes
>bulls

They also had monkes, gryphons, dogs and all sorts of other things
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>>3799523
>>3799512
And men, and ships, and houses, and octopuses, they had pretty much everything
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>>3799512
>>3799523
>>3799526
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>>3799526
>>3799523
>>3799512
And geometric/naturalistic patterns
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>>3799512
Pretty much the best painters at the time, even Egyptians decided to have Minoan paintings of bull leapers in the royal palace of Avaris, and Egyptians were the most proficient painters along with the Minoans during that time
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Minoan frescoes from Avaris in Egypt, the artists were probably Minoans, or Egyptians who adopted Minoan themes and techniques

>Much has been said about the importance of the paintings and their origin. The question of why these paintings appear in the Thutmosid palaces is a perplexing question for archaeologists and Egyptologists. According to Bietak, the use of specific Minoan royal motifs in a palace in Tell el-Dab'a indicates "an encounter on the highest level must have taken place between the courts of Knossos and Egypt."[2] Manfred Bietak offers us one hypothesis. He points to the presence of Minoan royal emblems, the full scale griffins, and the large representation of the female in the skirt might suggest a political marriage between Thutmose III and a Minoan princess.[6] The paintings are unique. They are one of a kind, and they compare with artwork from Knossos. Nanno Marinatos has made the case that the rosette motif, which is a prominent feature of the Taureador paintings, reproduces the Knossian rosettes and that it is a distinct Minoan symbol.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Minoan_frescoes_from_Tell_el-Daba
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Minoan golden cup
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>>3783933
>hnnng
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Neolithic farmers are responsible for bringing culture and agriculture to Europe. IE nigs are responsible for destroying it.
You weren't the master race, you were Mongol-tier catastrophe.
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>>3788417
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRcu-ysocX4

Here the author of it gives a quick overview
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>>3799639
>muh culture
>muh civilization
You are all degenerates who deserve to burn. Savages > civilized people.
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>while all the exciting shit of the Bronze Age and it's subsequent collapse happened, Southern Europe was still roamed by Aurochs, European Lions, bands of Wild Boar and herds of Eurasian Wild Horses

>>3786316
Wait. Are the Medes... j*ws?
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>>3793069
A product of the Bronze Age Atlantic I think, forged in Brittany.




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