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What's in it, /his/?
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Cocks
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>>4984942
A black man
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Man, fuck LaCroix.
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SCP-076
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Randy Quaid
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>>4984942
A kang
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>>4984942
Nobody knows
Also what's with that capitalization of the first letters in each word?
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>>4984942
DIO
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>>4984942
>Should we open it?

Nah let's just bury it back up and go home.
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a negro pharaoh
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>>4984942
Set
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>>4984942
Bobby Robson
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>>4984942
Dont open it
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>>4984942
>What's in it, /his/?
Nuclear waste.
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>>4984942
Ptolemy 1
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>>4985011
If only that had told us it was a place of no honor
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>>4985012
>discovered at an excavation in the city of Alexandria
this
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>>4984942
Alexander the Great
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Ptolemy the Fir-
>>4985012
Ah fuck.
Alexander.
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>>4985009
I'm surprised it took this many posts for someone to say it.
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>>4985028
NO YOUR OTHER HONOR
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>>4984942
I'm going to be monitoring this topic very closely to see what happens to the people involved

the Curse of the Pharaohs is real. Within months of opening Tutankhamen's tomb for the first time, Lord Carnarvon from the expedition died of blood poisoning, and within 5 years all the archaeologists involved perished from mysterious illnesses or accidents
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>>4984942
A KAAAAAANG
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>>4984949
Fuck.
Time to reinstall.
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>>4984942
plutonium rods from a forgotten civilization
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>>4985176
DO NOT DIG HERE
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>>4984942
Jimmy Hoffa
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ur mom lol
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>>4984980
Its a twitter thing I think.
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>>4984942
The definitive proof that the Ancient Egyptians were Black people.
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>>4984942
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>>4985250
I recognize the bold lines of the Escalade
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>>4984942
Holy shit when do we get to see a Mummy come to real life ?
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>>4985291
I certainly hope so....
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AT LONG LAST OUR WAIT IS AT AN END
ÏA! ARISE AND CONSUME THE EARTH
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>>4985111
>the Curse of the Pharaohs is real. Within months of opening Tutankhamen's tomb for the first time, Lord Carnarvon from the expedition died of blood poisoning, and within 5 years all the archaeologists involved perished from mysterious illnesses or accidents
Just like how Howard Carter died a mere 10 years after opening the tomb. And Lord Canarvons daughter who was one of the first into the tomb died 57 years later,
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A bomb.
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>>4985345
what if it really was like an iron sphere filled with gunpowder with a Baghdad battery that somehow held its charge for thousands of years to ignite the fuse
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pharaoh's porno stash. In stone tablets of course
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>>4984942
Probably a smaller coffin with the actual sarcophagus and mummy inside, or maybe even a cult statue that was ritually buried.
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>>4984942
It's a ploy by the Egyptian government to save it's failing tourism industry.
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>>4985427
I thought Egypt was a very popular tourist destination? Why are people losing interest in Egyptian things now?
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>>4985445
Terrorism.
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>>4985445
Terrorism
Shaky government
Next door to a failed state

Take your pick
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>>4985454
Holidays there are cheap as dirt currently though.
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>>4985465
Exactly, they're hurting.
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>>4985427
discoveries like this are found every couple months.
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RETURN THE SLAB
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>>4984942
Jews
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>>4984942
>What's in it, /his/?
Definitely not your mom - it's not massive and black enough.
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Is it normal for statues to be fucked up like this? Does it mean his face was defaced on purpose because he wasn't very popular?
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>>4985542
Erosion nigga
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>>4984949
t. Jack
Reminder the taxi driver isn't Caine, it's the antedilluvian
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>>4984942
Ancient Finnish Technology
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>>4984942
Yakub
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>>4984942
It's funny how people don't respect the dead at all. Then again without tourism Egypt would be nothing
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>BIG
>BLACK
>SARCOPHAGUS
WE
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>>4984942
BBS
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>>4984942
Could it be Alexander?
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>>4984949
I'm triggered that most of this board will not get the reference.
But they will sooner or later play it, and they will
>open it
kek
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KONO DIO DA
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Isis sucking on that big dick
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>>4984942

Some guy named John.
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>>4984971
fuck this comment man you sent me down a rabbit hole i went down 3 years ago. fuck you
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>>4985291

It would be pretty cool to bring an ancient Egyptian priest or Pharaoh back from the dead and show him some Egyptian-themed movies.
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>>4985258

THIS FUCKING POST
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>>4984981
Based
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>>4985258

Become Vengeance, David. Become... Ra'th
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>>4984942
Greek cosplaying as an Egyptian Pharaoh.
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>>4985345
A bomb?
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>>4984942
It's an antediluvian, nothing to worry about just Gehenna and all
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>The long-lost Tomb of Antony and Cleopatra, the burial crypt of Mark Antony and Cleopatra (VII), from 30 BC, remains unknown somewhere near Alexandria, Egypt. According to historians Suetonius and Plutarch, the Roman leader Octavian (later renamed Augustus) permitted their burial together after he had defeated them.
>What really stands out about the solemn-looking coffin is its size. At 185 cm (72.8 inches) tall, 265 cm (104.3 inches) long, and 165 cm (65 inches) wide, it's the biggest ever found in Alexandria.
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I bet it’s the briefcase from Pulp Fiction.
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>>4984942

Nyarlothotep, the deceiver, the black pharoah the crawling chaos!
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Could it be?
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>>4987458
That'd be fucking great.
And it would cause a twitter chimpout over Cleo being too white...
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>>4984942
None of your buisness.
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>>4987534
Well she was of greek descent so she was probably whiter than most egyptians.
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>>4985335
So what if it took a while, literally every single person involved died in some way, that's spooky as fuck.
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>>4984942
https://www.sciencealert.com/huge-mystery-sarcophagus-unearthed-in-egypt-alexandria
Link the article, cunt.
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>>4987581
I don't think it would be actual Egyptians chimping out.
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>>4987618
>literally every single person involved died in some way, that's spooky as fuck
Everyone in WW1 is dead now, must be the curse of the Kaiser
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>>4988122
Oh shit, I didn't know that's a thing. That's scary.
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Don't open it
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>>4988127
Why not? A mummy attack couldn't be much worse than what's already happening in that part of the world.

And having a kingdom of the dead occupying North Africa and the Middle East would be a pretty good buffer zone against refugees trying to reach Europe.
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>>4986917
His tomb was supposed to be in Babylon, and he was too smoll for such a big coffin.
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>>4988183
His body ended up in Alexandria eventually.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_of_Alexander_the_Great#Resting_place
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>>4988173
Don't open it
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>>4986917
The tombs seal has been unbroken for 2000 years. Alexanders tomb was looted like crazy for centuries before it was lost. Sorry lads, it ain't him.
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bones
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>>4984942
DIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
>>4984949
What gaem
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>>4985345
Oh my god JC, a bomb!
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>>4984942
>Sarcophagus unearthed
>Archaeologists crack it open
>Inside, there is not a mummy, but instead a series of tablets
>They all have the same message printed on them, written in an incomprehensible language
>The only thing that can be understood are illustrations of human faces, portraying images of horror and disgust
>As the archaeologists dig deeper, they hit a layer of hard crystalline rock
wat do, /his/?
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>>4988891
Keep digging. They must have something really cool buried here if they put that many warnings there to try to stop us.
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>>4985201
Kek fuck you i was gonna post that
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>>4988891
Send in some D-class personnel
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I hope it's Alexander the Great
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>>4989004
That's your answer for everything.
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don't open it
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>>4988373
Fuck you
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>>4985111
Or you know, diseases sealed in there
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>>4984981
>DIO
ROADO RORA DA
WRRYYY
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>"I do not recall distinctly when it began, but it was months ago. The general tension was horrible. To a season of political and social upheaval was added a strange and brooding apprehension of hideous physical danger; a danger widespread and all-embracing, such a danger as may be imagined only in the most terrible phantasms of the night. I recall that the people went about with pale and worried faces, and whispered warnings and prophecies which no one dared consciously repeat or acknowledge to himself that he had heard. A sense of monstrous guilt was upon the land, and out of the abysses between the stars swept chill currents that made men shiver in dark and lonely places. There was a daemoniac alteration in the sequence of the seasons—the autumn heat lingered fearsomely, and everyone felt that the world and perhaps the universe had passed from the control of known gods or forces to that of gods or forces which were unknown. And it was then that Nyarlathotep came out of Egypt. Who he was, none could tell, but he was of the old native blood and looked like a Pharaoh. The fellahin knelt when they saw him, yet could not say why. He said he had risen up out of the blackness of twenty-seven centuries, and that he had heard messages from places not on this planet. Into the lands of civilization came Nyarlathotep, swarthy, slender, and sinister..."

Yeah don't open that shit, re-bury it
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>>4989063
How is it that this passage always seems applicable, no matter when it's posted?

Fucking Lovecraft, man.
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>>4989099
Because Nya took an active interest in humanity and what we were doing, it's part of what made him so scary.
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I am not a superstitious person in most circumstances. I'm not religious, as a rule I don't believe in stuff like monsters or curses. But there is no way that shit aint bad juju.
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>>4984976
QUAID
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>106 replies

>No Dragon Dildos.

The Fuck is wrong with you /his/
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>>4988891
Make Doom real
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>>4989177
You get those in delivery, you don't just find them
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>>4984942

Ayy, lmao
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GIVE ME THE SARCOPHAGUS
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>>4989282
>GIVE. ME. THE. KEY.
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>>4984942
RETURN THE SLAB
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>>4989282
do NOT open the ankaran sarcophagus!
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>>4984949
>Lacroix is in the right for most of the game
>faggy game devs want you to side with the Anarchs anyway
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>>4988880
Vampire the masqarade bloodlines
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>>4984942
don't fucking open it, please don't
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Enjoy unleashing an antediluvian vampire into the world you retarded fucks.
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>>4989183
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it's cleopatra.
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>>4989374
>LaCroix right
Man, he's just a manipulative, power-hungry asshole. He treats you like a tool the whole game and you still wanted to side with him? Wew.
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>>4984942
>What's in it, /his/?

nephren-ka
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>>4989417
>dude how about you don’t go around showing everyone you’re a vampire
>NO REEEEEE WE DON’T NEED LAWS
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>>4985542
damnatio memoriae
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>>4989445
the anarchs follow and self-enforce the masquerade, the sabbat is the only major faction that doesn't and even then they often prefer to operate in the shadows.
La Croix was a douchebag, if you want a cammie to side with in that game it's Strauss
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>>4984942
If I had to guess, probably a dead person.
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>>4989452
>follow and self-enforce
HAH
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>>4987162
10/10 post
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>>4984942
I wish its something anachronistic like a medieval crusader knight or a Scottish highlander buried in what is supposed to be Ancient Egypt, something so absurd and socking that it turns all our knowledge of human history on its head. But it's probably something more simple and mundane.
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>>4985542
That wasn't caused by erosion, Anon. He pissed somebody off. Our man Churchill rides through the ages to his defense: "You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life".
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>>4984942
Smug frogs. Frogs so smug that they were sealed away as not to imply anything to anybody. The sarcophagus is black because that's the only color the frogs didn't want it to be.
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>>4984942
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>>4985098
I get the reference.
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>>4988916
This but unironically
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>>4984942
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NV-P_10XK6k
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>>4985327
Oh my. Who is this busty beauty?
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>>4989475
>Posting fake quotes from a Jewish pawn
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>>4989956
Me.
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>>4989396
The antes are going to start waking up soon anyway. At least we get to see the technocracy nuke one into oblivion.
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How have they not opened it yet?

Are they just going to stand next to it and point for a few more weeks?
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>>4985258
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>>4990139
It might have been sealed in a way that makes it hard to open without damaging the sarcophagus, or maybe they're worried that doing it wrong will compromise the contents and we'll never know whose body it is
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>>4984942
A 75% loaded ZPM
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>>4990264
Are they even gonna open that thing?
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More info leaking in

>Because the lid was sealed with mortar, experts believe the coffin has not been opened in 2,000 years, Smithsonian Magazine said.

It's FUCKING Cleo!
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>>4988122
Oh fuck
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>>4989282
>he's not an anarch
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>>4984942
>They've found the sarcophagus ?
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>>4989004
Only if the D-class personnel are LGBT friendly and have diverse representation bigot
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>>4984942
It's my great great great grandma's bull
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>>4985503
No they're not. If it does turn out to be Alexander the Great, nothing else is on par. You'd need to dig up Genghis Khan or Jesus or something to be on the same page.
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>>4990305
>Alexander
>buried in disgrace with a defaced bust in a coffin big enough for two people in a location people built another city over without caring to write down where his tomb was

It's a Ptolemy, it's a Ptolemy who wasn't very well loved at the time they did and was buried in an ugly anonymous coffin by someone who didn't like them very much, IT'S CLEO IT'S CLEO IT'S CLEO
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>>4984981
Nani?
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>>4990312
>IT'S CLEO
CLEO'S COMING HOME!
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>>4984942
Q predicted this - inside the sarcophagus is John Titor's body.
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>>4990270
hopefully
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>>4990264
It's been at least a week now. Jesus Christ.
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whats the material of the sarcophagus
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>>4984942
me
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>>4990370
Granite.
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>>4990370
Nuclear waste.
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>>4984981
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>>4984942
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Cleopatra's abortions
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a few gold coins, an ivory dildo, and pic related

>зa мoнoлит
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>>4989374
>in the right
By why though? At best he's just in charge.
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>>4984949
I opened it the first time around and got BTFO. I was also pro-lacroix in my first playthrough.
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>>4989452
Strauss is a fucking boss, I wish he had more of a role
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>>4991104
Strauss is the only person in that game I can support with a clear conscience, and he’s a fucking blood mage.
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>>4990267
So we do have a Stargate then?
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>>4991213
>implying blood magic is bad
magic is magic, anon
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>>4985250
it doesn't even matter
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>>4991279
Not him but if you know your World of Darkness lore, you'll know why everyone hates the Tremere.
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Stop playing shit for children you fucking /v/irgins
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>>4989030
You don't get to O5 without breaking a few eggs.
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>>4984981

nah https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUhVCoTsBaM
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>>4984942
Alien
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>>4985542
>YES HE DESERVED IT AND I HOPE HE BURNS IN HELL
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>>4985111
>Implying the curse of the Pharoah isn't just fungal mold and cinnabar pigments used in paint
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>>4985445
Love ancient Egypt. Hate modern Egyptians. I'll just go to the British museum again.
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>>4985545
Should it not have been better preserved given that it was buried underground? I know soil moisture could still wear it down, but I wouldn't have thought that was a major issue in Alexandria.
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>>4984942
Ancient (black) KING
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>>4987618
You're so stupid dude, just wow my man..
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>>4989483
underrated
>impying
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>>4991370
I think this man is on to something.
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ITS MARK ANTONY
>ITS MARK ANTONY
ITS MARK ANTONY
>ITS MARK ANTONY
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>>4992700
(and Cleo)
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>>4992700
dubzz confirm
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>>4984981
N-Nani ?
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>>4984942
>What's in it, /his/?
my ancestor :)
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>>4992989
WE
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>>4984942
Your ultimate nightmare, Jar Jar Binks.
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>>4984942
The Amber Room, duh.
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>>4992719
>find Cleopatra's mummy
>she's a white girl
How pissed will the left be?
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Nobody got some pictures of ptolemaic period burial/sarcophagus/inner coffin? To get an idea of what's inside other than Muh malediction, Muh aliens
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>>4993502
Coffins of the period were just a derpy, cheap version of ancient Egyptian coffins.

But I'm 99% sure it won't be anything like a normal Ptolemaic coffin, since the sarcophagus is so odd. Either we'll find Alexander perfectly preserved in his gold/glass coffin full of honey, or it'll be a horrible "buried alive" cursed undead dude.
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>>4993370
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>>4989956
Hope this image helps
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>>4990351

How do you think these things work? They dont scrape the first layer of dirt off and then take a crowbar to it.
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>>4989374
>believing LaCroix
>>4989452
>using the word cammie unironically
Friendly reminder loner ending is the ONLY option.
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>>4992990
WUZ
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>>4994635
They should.
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>>4984942
>What's in it, /his/?

By now they will have removed the nephilim giant's body. They have either put a normal sized body in it or left it empty.
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>>4994875
You're not fooling anyone, hotep.
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>>4995134
Kek
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>>4991357
>tfw the Tremere only get what's coming to them shortly before everyone dies anyway
Tzimisce and Salubri on suicide watch.
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>>4984942
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SX6HKwOdGZg
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>>4993452
>doomguy starts ripping and tearing his way through the middle east and north africa
mite b cool
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WHITE PEOPLE ARE REFUSING TO OPEN THE COFFIN BECAUSE IT WILL REVEAL THE TRUTH
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>>4984942
>they finally found it
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>>4989326
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>>4996935
Dude lovecraft lmao
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>>4991104
I played a Ventrue the first time and thought the Camarilla and LaCroix were far more reasonable than the Anarchs, but eventually it becomes obvious that he's untrustworthy so I went with Strauss instead.
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>>4990063
Baby what's your instagram
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>>4993561
Alexander's gold, armor etc. was stolen by a whole bunch of people back in antiquity, starting with Cleopatra. If the sarcophagus really hasn't been opened since the first century AD, then it's highly unlikely it could be Alexander.
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>>4993404
She was Greek, retard, which means dark hair, olive skin, and deep tan (since she was born and lived in Egypt). We have a pretty good idea of what she looked like.
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>>4997148
WHAT'S YOUR OFFER?
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>>4997239
No those are just white people lies. When they open up the coffin, the whole world will know the truth that we wuz kangz!
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>>4997242
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>>4985012
>>4985040
>>4985042
>>4987528
Every man a dreamer
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>>4997239
im greek and our skin is naturally not ''olive'' its just the same old milk white to pink
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>>4997365
Are you Greek from Greece, or "Greek" from the US? Because I assure you that it's very easy to tell Greeks and other Mediterranean people from Central Europeans, for example. In fact, the term "olive skin" was coined to describe Type III and IV skin typical for the Mediterranean region.
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>>4997505
real greek from zakynthos (ionian sea, full doric greek ancestry)
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Updates when?
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If it does turn out to be Alex, I'm going to shit bricks
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>>4984942
Pandora's coffin
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>>4984947
with a horn
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>>4989063
>>4989099
>>4989102
nephren-ka
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>>4989374

If you disobey Lacroix he will use Dominate on you. He's a cunt.
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An angel
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>>4986865
this
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>>4984942
Has there ever been a Sacrophagus like this before? It doesn't look like anything I've ever seen
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>>4984971
>>4987167

>mfw they've discovered Daevites in China

https://www.sciencenews.org/article/shangchen-stone-tools-put-early-hominids-china-earlier
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>>5001017
There's also a bunch of neolithic sites being discovered in Ireland thanks to the drought.
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>>5000986
Looks like a fairly normal sarcophagus to me, except for the size.
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>>5001094
Whoever is inside, it's probably a large man.
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>>4984985
A negraoh, you might say?
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>>5001563
For you




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