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Which historical figure would be the worst roommate?
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>>4985051
Alcibiades.
>gets exiled from their home city
>"Could I be at fault? No, it's the Athenians who are wrong."
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>Random infamous historical figure
>Because of reason for infamy

/thread.
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>>4985051
You just posted him.
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It'd be hard to sleep with the frequent and obnoxiously loud gangbangs she'd run all night.
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>>4985069
Don't forget the goose fucking.
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>>4985064
I dunno. Genghis or Timur might be fun roomies if you stay on their good side.
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>>4985069
What if she lets you join in?
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>>4985079
I'd cum in twenty-five seconds, get kicked out and be asked never to return.
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>>4985051
I think you're spot on with Marx, he'd just sit at his desk all day, not do any housework and attempt to pay his share of the rent in champagne.
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>>4985051
Diogenesis
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>Eats pretty much everything in the common fridge, never contributes anything from him
>Takes massives shits, never cleans the toilet which he always clogs
>Makes the whole house smell bad
>Demands a date with your sister when she comes over for a visit
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>>4985195
You forgot
>gets into loud arguements with his baby mama all the time
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>>4985203
GET OUT BEFORE I PISS MESELF
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>>4985172
Yup
Imagine the smell
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>>4985057
>let Alcibiades crash on your couch after getting kicked out from his home
>constantly tries to fuck your girlfriend
>drinks all your booze
>when you kick him out of your house, he goes back home where his parents welcome him with open arms and constantly talks shit about you and calls the city about an ordinance violation on your property
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>>4985108
>I think you're spot on with Marx, he'd just sit at his desk all day, not do any housework and attempt to pay his share of the rent in champagne.
Came here to say this except I would have tacked on shitty cigars and pickles to the end of the sentence
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Mao. Poon hound who hated bathing, so the house would reek of shit and jizz. Didn't brush his teeth, just rinsed his mouth out with tea in the mornings. Spoiled brat with rich parents who claims to be Communist. Has to be the center of attention when company's over; passive aggressive whenever criticized or when praise and compliments go to someone other than him.
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>Best:
Ronald Reagan
Thucydides
Hannibal Barca
Cicero
Napoleon
Octavian
Scipio Africanus
Scipio Aemelianus
Marcus Aurelius
Cyrus the Great
Tiberius
Claudius
Eumenes (of Cardia)
Julius Caesar
Marcus Agrippa
Adolf Hitler
Nikola Tesla
Nietzsche
Voltaire
Aristotle
Archimedes
Leonardo Da Vinci
Constantine XI
Themistocles
Pericles
>Worst:
Genghis Khan (fucks your gf, emasculates you)
Timur (fucks you, calls you an ant)
Qin Shi Huang (forces you to do all the house work)
Nero (sings a lot)
Caligula (parties way too hard)
Commodus (physically assaults you, tends to block your path, flexes a lot)
Mao (smells terrible)
Henry VIII
Diogenes
Attila the Hun
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>>4985195
GODS I WAS GASSY BACK THEN
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Ivan the Terrible
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Adolf Hitler because I'm jewish...
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>>4985195
Henry would throw great parties even if he was always absent during the clean up the next day. He'd also be driving everyone out to his cabin for BBQs and hunting. As long as you were a guy he'd be a pretty good friend to have. Top-tier Fraternity levels of job seeking assistance after college.
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>>4985326
>Tiberius
Enjoy having the FBI break down your door.
>Hitler
90% of Mein Kampf is him talking shit behind peoples' backs.
>Nikola Tesla
Do you really want to live in a house that reeks of pigeon shit?
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>>4985051
stalin
>extremely paranoid and hateful
>detests rooming with anyone
>will make up some bullshit reason to murder you
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>>4985393
>tfw you're swatted during a livestream
>Stalin is peering out through his door as you're lead away
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Paul of Tarsus.
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hitler
>so noisy with the nonstop yelling
>god complex means he never does the dishes
>takes up ENTIRE COUCH as lebensraum
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>>4985326
>Hitler
Whiny autist babbling about the Jews because he can't get laid
>Nietzche
Nutjob with superiority complex
>Tesla
Will probably blow your room up by accident

Voltaire, Leo and Archimedes would be fun
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>>4985452
>preachy vegetarian
>no smoking in the house, makes faces even when you go out on the porch
>greasy friends, cringe whenever they come over
>cute doggo
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Claudius

>"Hey, welcome to my room! What? Oh, don't mind Claudius, he's just pretending to be retarded. W-wait, where are you going? Come back!"

>"Claudius, why the fuck did you adopt a fucking kid, man! We have no room for h-... What is he doing with those matches?... NO! MY CURTAINS!"
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>>4985393
>every night's a drinking party, movie nights are comfy
>occasionally cracks a good joke
>growing suspicion that he's still seething about something that happened between you two in 3rd grade
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>>4985051
Is that abo karl marx?
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>>4985273
Mao was a hardcore Communist though. Any man who keeps an army together through the Long March and fucking gives his newborn daughter to a peasant family because he couldn't take her with him is one true zealot.
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>>4985577
Certainly liked the high life, big parties and a harem of young women once he'd secured power though. People change, I guess it depends on which era Mao you're rooming with.
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>>4985326
Voltaire is the best if you're not a Christian. If he sees you sneaking out for a Sunday mass you will get bantered to hell and back
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>>4985051
Best: Hildegard of Bingen or Joan of Arc
Worst: any of the male ones
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>>4985172
>implying he would live in a house
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>>4985051
Béla Kiss
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>>4985326
>Napoleon
Too highstrung and egotistical
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>>4985470
>Archimedes
He'd be a pain in the ass. Leaving circles in common spaces and demanding that you don't disturb them.
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>>4985326
>Thucydides
Patrician choice, 10/10 would spend evenings together lounging and drinking wine and discussing history
>Hannibal Barca
Is constantly asking for help shoveling elephant shit for his side hustle
>Nietzsche
Would be like living with an incel who is quirky, peculiar, and stands by the door quietly listening while you're banging a girl in your room
>Scipio Africanus
He'd be great for the sole purpose that even though he rents the room, you almost never see him because he's always away on business trips self-financing his insane ambitions like a boy-prodigy
>Marcus Aurelius
Honestly, he'd probably be a boring workaholic
>Tiberius
Decent fellow who never gives you a hard time about anything but gets busted for having cp on his computer.
>Claudius
Would ap-p-p-preciate the fact that you don't mock him mercilessly for being socially inept. He's actually really smart and observant. The sleeper hit
>Julius Caesar
Patrician choice. He actually grew up in a fairly humble Roman Insulae so he'd understand the daily grind
>Adolf Hitler
The guy who demands everyone call him an artist even though he's never sold a painting in his life. Loud mouthed and opinionated, gets you and everyone around him wrapped up in his drama. Hard pass
>Nikola Tesla
Constantly asking you to cover rent because he spent his portion on bird feed and science googlymoogly
>Leonardo Da Vinci
Patrician choice. Has all kinds of cool shit laying around, constantly experimenting and improving himself

To the worst list, I'd add
>Caracalla
The belligerent deadbeat who gets kicked out of every home he crashes at and way overstays his welcome. Even his own mother can't stand him and refuses to tell him where she lives.
>Phocas
finds some law that you were breaking as a pretext to have you thrown out of your own house, totally stabbing you in the back like a bitch. After he himself gets evicted over some dumb bullshit, the house is repossessed by the bank and sold to Muslims
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>>4985326
>Leonardo Da Vinci
if you are okay with the reek of corpses it's alright
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>>4985248
And you would have to deal with the smell of his boil puss. Furthermore, he'd likely trash you at some point in one of his works--as he (Marx) was quite fond of doing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ykYKGy2_Zg&t=1s
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My best list in no particular order

>Ronald Reagan
> Scipio Africanus
> Rommel
> Patton
> John Smith
> Augustus Caesar
> Cyrus the Great
>Leonardo Da Vinci
> Larry Thorne
> Witold Pilecki
> Karel Janoušek
> Elizabeth I of England
> Pochantas
> Gusatvus Adolphus
> Charles XII of Sweden
> Carlota of Mexico
> General Lee
> General Grant

Probably many many more
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>>4985051
>Hey why aren't you paying my rent? I'm writing this really cool book about the working class.
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>>4985051
Adolf Hitler, having to listen to him bitch and whine about Jews having wealth, how everything is Jews fault, how he can't get any money from his novel because the Jews took his ownership of it away.
If I wanted to live with a crybaby sjw I would have stayed with my ex.
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>>4985051
Any old and unhealthy person would be a bad roommate.

Marx, however, had excellent relationship with people, and, being a student, he befriended people of the highest background.

As for his "neatness", it is hard to say since he didn't have to keep the house.
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>>4985051
Ayn Rand
>moody, opinionated jewess with a bad attitude
>rails against moochers and leeches even though her family pays for everything and her business partner does all of the real work.
>Starts a literal cult in your living room, forces you to listen to them fellate her for hours and treats it like she's doing you a favor
>ostracizes you if you don't agree with her over everything. Even differences over tiny inconsequential philosophical minutiae is enough to trigger the fuck out of her
>listens to the most boring, repetitive, and bland classical music you've ever heard. Gets a headache listening to anything as exciting than Frank Sinatra, and looks down on you for liking modern music of any kind.
>Is up all night cucking her husband and banging all of her favorite sycophants and acts all high and mighty about it like she is practicing some transcendent form of love
>gets into arguments with you over petty shit and wears you down through sheer long winded pedantry. Can, and will, pitch a massive bitchfit up too and including swearing off your friendship and throwing you out of your house unless you agree with her over everything
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>>4985851
>''Can I stay overnight? I'll leave in the morning, I promise.''
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>>4985051
Teddy Roosevelt.
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>>4985195
*BANG* *BANG* *BANG*
COME ON ENGERLAND
*BANG* *BANG* *BANG*
LET'S SCORE SOME FUCKING WIVES
*BANG* *BANG* *BANG*
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>>4985051
Shit image name.
Rename it to "TFW your landlord asks for his rent money" or something like that.
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>>4985069

I'm probably going to make a thread about this, but are there any other women who were such big sluts that it is of historical note?
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>>4989089
Catherine the Great. She had dozens of lovers during her reign, and was criticized at the time by people at her court because of just how young most of her male lovers were. When she got bored of one she'd pay him off to go away and be quiet and immediately move onto another. She did this even when she was in her sixties.
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>>4989100

Damn. Not attractive in the conventional sense, but I'd fuck her because of her self-confidence. Good to know. Thanks.
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>>4989113
Most people were attracted to her not because of her looks (though she was apparently very pretty when she was young, which caused Empress Elizabeth to become extremely jealous and spiteful towards her), but because she was charming, had a sense of humour and was very intelligent.
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>>4985326
>Adolf Hitler
>best
He was known for his flatulence and terrible table manners
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>>4985051
>Ejaculates all over your stuff
>"You don't need all these things anyway, infact we dont need this house anyway, lets go share a jar.
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>>4985069

please tell me you have that erotic extract from the book procopius made about her and justinian
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>>4985051
Worst, I don’t know. But Alfred the great would be a pretty top notch roomy.
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>>4989286
>IX. And How Theodora, Most Depraved of all Courtesans, Won his Love

>"Now Theodora was still too young to know the normal relation of man with maid, but consented to the unnatural violence of villainous slaves who, following their masters to the theater, employed their leisure in this infamous manner. And for some time in a brothel she suffered such misuse."

>"But as soon as she arrived at the age of youth, and was now ready for the world, her mother put her on the stage. Forthwith, she became a courtesan, and such as the ancient Greeks used to call a common one..."

>"She was the kind of comedienne who delights the audience by letting herself be cuffed and slapped on the cheeks, and makes them guffaw by raising her skirts to reveal to the spectators those feminine secrets here and there which custom veils from the eyes of the opposite sex."

>"On the field of pleasure she was never defeated. Often she would go picnicking with ten young men or more, in the flower of their strength and virility, and dallied with them all, the whole night through."

>"Once, visiting the house of an illustrious gentleman, they say she mounted the projecting corner of her dining couch, pulled up the front of her dress, without a blush, and thus carelessly showed her wantonness. And though she flung wide three gates to the ambassadors of Cupid, she lamented that nature had not similarly unlocked the straits of her bosom, that she might there have contrived a further welcome to his emissaries."

>"Thus those who were intimate with her were straightway recognized from that very fact to be perverts, and any more respectable man who chanced upon her in the Forum avoided her and withdrew in haste, lest the hem of his mantle, touching such a creature, might be thought to share in her pollution."
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>>4989408
>this vile whore wasn’t subjected to damnatio memoriae
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>>4989521
Probably because Procopius was writing all terrible things he could think of because he thought he wasn't paid enough. He wrote lies even in De aedificiis, mentioning a lot of castra on the Danube limes were built by Justinian, when in fact they were built or rebuilt by the preceding emperors. You can't trust this old fuck.
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OY M8 IS THAT GLASSES
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>>4985195
I don't know why, but I feel like Henry would be an obnoxious football hooligan if he were around today
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Nero would burn your room down just so he could have view when eating breakfast so my vote goes to him
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>>4986071
You have her exactly.
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>>4985235
>Alcibiades
This is your mind on Socrates.
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>>4989113
What are you talking about? Catherine was an absolute qt
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I feel it would be tough to beat this guy for all round share house harmony and stability.
>Is quiet and friendly
>Has women and slave friends over a lot
>All they do is talk about ethics and philosophy in the garden
>I can't hear them because I'm in my room with my headphones on
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>>4985051
Nixon. He will install a wiretapper in my room, but he will be caught.
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>>4989787
No, Nero would be the asshole who can't cover rent this month, so he pays you with tickets to one of his jam sessions and asks you to bring a bunch of girls
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>>4985326
Who the fuck would wanna live with Cicero? Dude would find every opportunity he could to turn the conversation to be about him and would lawyer his way out responsibilities.
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>>4990572
He'd probably be like living with your average politician.

>mostly ignores you because he's too busy entertaining
>is gone for work most of the time
>has a keen knack for self-promotion

The good news is that for all his foibles he was a painfully honest man, he could have been way richer if he abandoned his commitment to living virtuously, so you know he's not the type to screw you or treat you unfairly. The other benefit is that he was one of history's great orators, you could probably learn a lot about speaking confidently if you got to know him.
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>>4985195
Sounds like a Chad image.
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>>4989260
Fuck, beat me too it.
Forgot:
>constantly reek like shit
>would shit in backyard instead of toilet
>would always dig through your garbage
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>>4989752
He was actually very intelligent and reserved in regular conversation. He wrote entire essays debating the early Protestants and why they were wrong.
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>>4985172
this is one of the most famous people on 4chan. I knew he was going to be mentioned.

if he stayed out of my way he might be cool to live with. sounds entertaining to hang out with.
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>>4991138
>if I stayed out of his way he might be cool to live with.
fixed it for you
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>>4989837
wasn't he a hedonist? he'd probably become a pillhead, one of the worst possible roommates. plus I'd constantly be embarrassed by all the fedora tipping.

high and mighty pillhead that thinks everyone wants to know why hes wearing a fedora.

I laugh how much everyone hates diogenes laertius, and how hes suspected of being an epicurean.
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>>4991151
kek. mutual understanding then, hopefully
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>>4985851
>tfw when i am Nietzsche
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>>4985172
>Shits and plucks chickens on your living room carpet
>THAT'S IT, YOU'RE SLEEPING OUTSIDE IN THE BARREL TONIGHT
>Never see him again
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Ted Kaczynski. Might actually be interesting to live with but the fact that he murders people, the FBI might raid us, and his DIY bombs might blow up in our apartment/shack would be deal-breakers.
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>>4986148
>Fapping to porn
>Breaks down the door and asks "ARE YA WINNIN' SON?"
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>>4991235
>wasn't he a hedonist?
Epicureanism is not a philosophy of hedonism but rather moderation. The idea was that the best way to maximize your enjoyment out of life was to live simply, eat good food but not engorge, enjoy the company of close friends and scorn the company of fake and/or shallow people, sample everything life has to offer, but don't drown in the excess, know and observe your limits.

He'd be a pretty cool dude, has lots of money but isn't all up in your face about it, the kind of guy who doesn't do anything crazy and always invites you to his chill, laid back cookouts where everyone would get buzzed but not slosh drunk
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*Watches tank videos all fucking day*
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>"Come on Anon, I'm going to go beat up Alt Right boys. Lend a hand?"
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>>4991332
>"Do it again, Uncle Billy!"
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>>4985326
>Marcus Aurelius

One of the first chapers of the Meditations is about how you shouldn't stay in bed for too long in the morning. He would get up super early and wake you up too every morning, because you too have work to do you lazy cunt!
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>>4985051
>constantly occupies the bath
>uses up all your hot water
>will probably get you infected with a skin disease
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>>4991447
not to mention
>Is a political blowhard who will mercilessly ridicule you if you disagree with him even in the slightest.
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*eats everything in the fridge including the baking soda*
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Hides in the attic and causes mildew from her water breaking every 9 months.
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>>4991484
*eats all of your food, even the condiments*
*drinks all of your beer*
nothin personnel, mein Kamerad
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>>4991528
*Steals from your wallet*
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Imagine the gay orgies he'd throw while you were out.
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I think most military figures would be chill to room with. They'd have some downsides, but overall I think it'd be fun.

Washington
Pros:
>Rich kid with a big boy job, might spot you money if your rent is gonna be a little late
>Acts like an older brother
>Can talk politics but has other hobbies so it doesn't get annoying
>Won't harass you about religion
>recommends good whiskey
>might complain, but if you need him he's there
>likes dogs
Cons
>not great with money, you might be the one spotting rent
>Older, doesn't want to get too wild on weekends
>always texting or on the phone, usually mushy talk with Martha
>too many dogs??
>poor dental, bad breath


Sherman could be cool, too.
Pros:
>Cooks excellent food for you and ya boys
>Good movie recommendations
>Will be your wingman
>Smart student, down to form a study group
>Goes backpacking a lot, you can go with or have the place to yourself
>Adventures to Walmart or TacoBell at 1am on weekends
Cons
>dresses like a hobo
>a little neurotic, sometimes you catch him pacing in the living room at 3:00 am
>Freaks out if you put him in charge of anything, or takes it too seriously and sets something on fire to prove a point
>dating his sister, which is kinda weird...
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>>4991332
Please, can I room with you? QQ
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How the fuck did none mention this retard?
>It's time to pay the rent
>rent is a spook
>Hey, it's my turn on the bath
>Turns are spooks
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>>4991528
the parties would be crazy though, drugs, ferman blondes, no niggers
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>>4989752
I don't remember who, but I remember either a historian or a professor of mine making this exact comparison.
>>4991136
Agreed, but you can be intelligent and still be a chad.
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>>4985947
charles xii was autistic as fuck
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>>4985051
Napoleon
I hate the french. Living with the pinical of the french ruining the world would destroy me.
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>>4985051
Depending on how kinky you are.
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>"You can go anywhere in the house, but the Basement is mine."
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>>4985069
Didn't she stop all the adultery after getting married to justinian?
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I think Bismarch would be fun as hell to live with for a while, but would probably grow tired of him. Would still be pals if one moved out tho
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>>4991724
He literally called himself "Hero of the World" and threw crazy parties in the royal castle (think furniture being thrown out of window levels of crazy).
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>>4991763
that is me drunk. So i think as i said that it would be fun in the beginning. But it would get too crazy
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>>4991753
I love Bismarck, but dude legit threw hissy fits if the Kaiser didn't do what he wanted. 10/10 one of the worst people to room with unless maybe you have a third person for him to direct his frustrations at
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He'd be pulling out Jumbo at every fucking opportunity.
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>>4985057
Fpbp
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>>4991852
wtf, bismarck is me.
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>leads a cult
Is there anything more to say?
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>>4992038
>the fridge is always full and wine literally on tap
There are pro's and cons.
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>>4991420
>I awake to do the work of a man
Literally the quote on my alarm clock.
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>>4991491
underrated post
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>>4986071
Don't forget
>Had notoriously poor personal hygiene and was reported to literally smell like garbage
That being said, as a petty oversensitive and pedantic autist myself I imagine we'd have some pretty great marathon arguments over literally nothing.
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>>4985172
>Dio
>Genesis
>Diogenes
>is
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>>4986148
Teddy would be a top tier roommate.
>always has booze and feasts on hand
>takes you on safari
>total Chad but not a dick about it
>shoots to kill if someone breaks in
>ladies love cool teddy and he gives you tips to up your game on tinder, such as growing a macho mustache
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Che Guevara
>never pays rent or helps with chores
>eats all your food
>always blasting Spanish music, often plays along on the bongos while naked in the living room at 3am
>shows up at your job demanding aid for the revolution. Gets you fired
>stinks like the jungle
>threatens to kill your gay cousin
>house perpetually smells like stale cigar smoke and rum spill
>floozies constantly coming over to loudly have sex with him
>CIA routinely break down your doors and torture you demanding to know his whereabouts
>when his boys come over Fidel is a bully and rapes the qt you like with a lit cigar
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>>4992416
>Repeatedly asks you to box/do jiu jitsu with him and won't take no for an answer
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>>4985326
>implying Attila, Temugen, and Timur wouldn't be absolutely bro-tier
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I'd never get anything done.
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>>4992416
Don't grow a mustache. It works for Teddy because he's Teddy.
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>>4992607
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>>4992635
>"We have to hurry now, Ip. We have a breakfast in bed we have to make for anon!"

FUCCCK....
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>"Thanks for saving me from starvation, Private Anon."
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>>4992686
Waifus are not the same as roommates, please stick to the waifu thread if you wish to post waifus
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All these posts about good roommates make me wish I had friends :,^)
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Would Mussolini be a good cook?
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>>4992799
He puts too many onions in the sauce.
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>>4992694
>she looks like a 16 year old girl into her 30s because she was malnourished at that age
dangit, there was me thinking fapping to her would cure me of pedophilia
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>>4992038
>feel like having some chicken wings tonight
>remember we still have fish and bread in the fridge
>wash my hands
>wine comes out of the tap
For fuck's sake, Jesus.
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>>4993373
but then he miracles you more chicken wings
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>>4985069
ALL LIES
PROCOPIUS IS A BIG FAT LIAR
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>>4985947
>Da Vinci
How come?
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Hunter S Thompson would be pretty fucking crazy to room with.
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>>4993585
>Nixon? Don't get me started on him...
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>>4993592
Imagine all the drugs he'd give away. Plus, as an outdoorsman, I'd love to go trout fishing with him or something.
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>>4993460
Justinian pls
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>>4992553
>>when his boys come over Fidel is a bully and rapes the qt you like with a lit cigar
what?
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>>4992696
Dennis Wilson of the Beach Boys can personally attest to that.
>The two struck a friendship and, over the next few months, members of the Manson Family – mostly women who were treated as servants – were housed at Wilson's household, costing him approximately $100,000 (equivalent to $700,000 in 2017). Much of these expenses went into cars, clothes, food, and penicillin shots for their persistent gonorrhea.
>In September 1968, Dennis recorded a Manson song for the Beach Boys, originally titled "Cease to Exist" but reworked as "Never Learn Not to Love", as a single B-side released the following December. It was credited solely to Dennis. Angered by this, Manson threatened murder.[13] When asked why Manson was not credited, Wilson explained: "He didn't want that. He wanted money instead. I gave him about a hundred thousand dollars' worth of stuff."[14] According to Beach Boys collaborator Van Dyke Parks: "One day, Charles Manson brought a bullet out and showed it to Dennis, who asked, 'What's this?' And Manson replied, 'It's a bullet. Every time you look at it, I want you to think how nice it is your kids are still safe.' Well, Dennis grabbed Manson by the head and threw him to the ground and began pummeling him ... I heard about it, but I wasn't there."
>As Dennis became increasingly aware of Manson's volatile nature and growing violent tendencies, he finally made a break from the friendship by simply moving out of the house and leaving Manson there. When Manson subsequently sought further contact, he left a bullet with Dennis' housekeeper to be delivered with a cryptic message, which Dennis perceived as a threat.
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>>4985577
Being a good general and not giving any shits about your children make you a good communist?
Actually that's pretty spot on.
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>>4985326

Hitler was a pussy repellant. Good luck getting laid with him as your roommate.
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>>4994104
depends on the era. Before the Munich Putsch you would be right; but Kissinger wasn't kidding when he said Power is an Aphrodisiac.
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>>4985057
literally came here to post this

also:
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>>4992799
Mussolini could be fun, but I'd choose D'Annunzio as my go to Italian roommate, just as long as he doesn't stroll in and attempt to annex the bathroom or something.
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>Gets into a standoff with the National Guard in the living room after seeing something triggering on the computer
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>>4993597

I'm guessing his gun- and drug-related shenanigans would get old pretty fast, like you come home and the police is there because your roommate dropped acid and started shooting his artillery luger at the lizards in the walls.
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>>4992416
>constantly talks about trusts and monopolies
>will ridicule you for complaining
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I imagine that Socrates, if he wasn’t a meme made up by Plato, would be fuckibg insufferable. Also Vlad Tepes, holy fuck.
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>Start university together
>Constantly invites Wicca/Goth girls over for his weird orgies, have to hear it from your room.
>Enter his room once a while
>Dark, lit with candles and walls scribbled to the brim with occult symbols
>Get downtrodden one day
>"Just ride the tiger bro" or whatever the fuck that is.
>Constantly yaps on "Modernity"
>Finish university, he doesn't
>He calls you a bourgeois for it
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>>4993831
I... I don't know either
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>>4994128
If he has to have a roommate he can't be all that powerful, now can he?
>>4994147
Lmao
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>>4991322
>spends all his money on premium ammo in WoT
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>>4989100
I always thought the rumors about Catherine were a clear case of political propaganda. I mean, come on. A powerful woman that wasn't afraid to indulge in affairs and use them for power? Of course her enemies are going to slander the hell out of her.

But then I saw the penis furniture.
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>>4991705
>Takes all your snacks and food
>Calls you fag for telling him to give them back
>Keeps telling the milkshop story over and over again
>Ruins your date for saying love is a spook
>you still like him
It would be a lot of fun desu
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>>4994684
>Your food is a spook
>My rent is a spook
>Gets punched in the face
>O-okay I'll stop
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>>4994700
I ain't punching no nigga from the 1800s
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>>4985079
depends on if she was still cute or if she was alredy used up
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Cato the Younger

Cons:
>can’t knock down the old ass, shitty wall at the end of the hall way because it is somehow connected to his ancestors legacy
>can’t bring a girl home, he’d lecture you for being immoral
>micromanages your finances

Then again, he has his pros:
>keeps you on the straight and narrow
>makes sure you don’t lose track of your money
>has plenty of wine
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>>4994771
Also....

Con:
>incapable of compromising
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>>4985051
Hitler

>hey dude, animal food is evil, become a vegan
>*lights cigar. Hitler water sprays it saying "Smoking is bad for you"
>You come home to relax "Hey dude, seen this painting i made? It´s way better than any of those jews, but those degenerates have mada a clique against me"
>Watching a sports match, see the 1936 olympics
>Invites him to a party, starts rambling about communism after two drinks...
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>>4985851

>while you're banging a girl in your room

Haha /his/ autists acting like they're sexually active
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>>4994794
>>hey dude, animal food is evil, become a vegan
Hitler was only a vegetarian because he had horrible gastroenteritis
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>>4985393

Believe it or not, but Stalin actually left alone friends from his childhood and youth, including his old roommates from Peterersburg.
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>>4994267

>your sister comes to visit
>he rapes her
>"What's the big deal, bro? I'm stronger. It's my divine right.
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>>4993995
Must have haunted him the rest of his life, giving up his child so that he can continue the war and because it was too dangerous to carry them around. There are not many things that can make a man challenge his convictions. Family and especially children is one of them.
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He'd leave his pickhaube on the couch for people to sit on and every night you would be awaken by his screams and sobbing about his anglo mother.
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>>4994802
Lmao
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>>4994184
D'Annunzio is objectively better than Mussolini in every aspect.
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>>4994802
speak for yourself, incel
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>>4985051
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nsgAsw4XGvU
I would chose Kant as my bff
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>>4991713
>Agreed, but you can be intelligent and still be a chad.
I sometimes wish someone told me this before I hit my "fedora before fedora was even a thing" phase. Goddamn I was obnoxious.
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>>4989089
Coincidentally, nearly all female rulers of any note.
Also coincidentally, most historians conclude that the easiest way for a female rulers enemies to defamer her is making her look like a slut by spreading all sorts of rumours and fake stories.
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>>4986071
she sounds liek a tmeplate for someone with an incredibly nasty narcissist PD
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>>4991646
Imagine having to clean the results because he sure as fuck wont




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