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>>4991048
>only goes back to great grandparents
Kek rootless cosmopolitan mutt "ancestry".
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>>4991139
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>>4991143
will post later
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>>4991134
Reclaim Prussia
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>>4991048
Is this for new world mutts only or something? Why would a European do this?
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>>4991180
same

>>4991372
its in the works

>>4991380
>Why would a European do this?
to show off, if you even know urs
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>>4991048
>tfw parents lived in UK, Germany, USA
>moved to Brazil just to fuck me over for 18 years
feels bad man
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>>4991139
Mormons can go back to the renaissance tbf
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>>4991380
>Is this for new world mutts only or something?
Yes, not all of us are inbreds
>Why would a European do this
For fun
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>Comfirmed genealogy
>Dutchman going back to 1500s
>Did one of those genetic tests
>100% Dutchman

BUT

>Tan skin
>Dark brown hair
>Pretty hairy

Give me your meme responses
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>>4991409
you'd each have to be 200 years old to be hitting ghengis within 5 gens, i call bullshit, also ur clearly a bastard if ur half monkey but u think ur lines are this? utter retard
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1000% Dacian
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>>4991488
It's a meme. Hungarians are joked to be Mongols.
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>>4991471
>Did one of those genetic tests

You literally can't even trust those.
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>>4991398
Based
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>>4991471
There is no genetic category called "Dutchman" you moron. It's like "Frog and Kraut." If you don't have light brown hair or blonde hair you're not Germanic btw. More probably a Gallic mutt.
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>>4991549
Actually, when you visit certain haplo-autism websites you can insert your raw data and gives you more refined results. For example, there is a cluster which more or less corresponds to various regions in the Netherlands. I for one plot perfectly in the Southern Dutch one.
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Everyone except the obvious one is Norwegian.
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Here's what I know watered down

Mom
> Lakota Native and Assiniboine Native, super super Native American, like from the Rez Native
>Sitting Bull maybe related
>Canadian tribe/fucked a French fur trader so some French and Cree

Dad
>Super Scottish roots, John Wallace supposivley decended
>GGgramma was Blackfoot Native
>Mormon
>Texas

I wish I had Viking in there
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>>4991488
It's a meme you fucking retard
>also ur clearly a bastard if ur half monkey
Again, it's a meme you retard, I'm not half black you fucking mong.
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>>4991670
no please. Americans claiming being viking because of le danish great grandmother is the cringiest thing. t. scandi
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>>4991685
I know what you mean, people saying 'my great grandmother was a charokee princess lol' ALL the time, makes me laugh
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>>4991048
I want to know why I have so much Iberian DNA. People say the "Spanish Armada" theory isn't based in fact but I don't know what else to attribute it to.
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>>4991757
stranded spanish or portugese sailors that settled? happened a lot in norway
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>>4991577
Post eyes and hair.
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>>4991757
IIRC The Welsh are closely related to Iberians, so you got sheep in you Mick
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>>4991757
the portuguese and ireland have been intertrading for about 35000 years+
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>>4991767
That is what I am thinking. It is a small enough percentage of DNA that it must have been hundreds of years ago. But the historians say that not enough sailors were stranded and there is no record of them settling into the local population.
As far back as the historical record (birth certs, surnames etc.) goes my family has all been Irish. My 2nd cousin on my mothers side took an ancestry DNA test and her Iberian DNA came out as 12%. So there is obviously something going on with my mothers side of the family.
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No need to post more than this
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>>4991703
my mother was a karaoke princess
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>>4991825
what if one of your ancestors came from another place in ireland where it happened, or some irish moving to spain, getting a kid and moving back? people traveled more than we often think about
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>tfw Prussian and Carthagian master race
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>>4992045
Perhaps. I guess I can never really know. I mean it's just weird because I am so pale that I sun burn when it's overcast so it's funny to think one of my ancestors may have been from Iberia.
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>>4992039
Jap Im assuming?
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>>4992061
that is random genetics. I know a back guy that have a granddaughter paler than me. I have a lot of brown eyed tan skin spanish looking relatives on my mothers side(that is pure scandinavian since the 1500s), but my mother is blonde, and my cousin has light "british skin"
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>>4992081
Yeah it's weird. Isn't it that like your genetic code is just random DNA from your father and your mothers side? So like I could have some Iberian ancestor that lived 10,000 years ago and a small sequence of their DNA may be expressed?
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>>4992098
its like parts of the dna is cut up and mixed together, but after 10000 years, its "cut" up so many times its not possible to pass such a big part of it. Also, who knows if stone age people had the same genetics as us.
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I-I'm not a jew if there's no female heritage, r-right? N-not like there's anything wrong with Jews...
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>>4991048
Pure WASP
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>>4992179
badass acronym
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>>4992169
>brother and sister
I-I don't know w-what to think about it
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>>4991885
Don't move to the UK for studies, Universities here are filled with lunatic marxists. Also Brexit is going to murder our wages.
t. British Uni student
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>>4992219
>same people showing up in the family tree multiple times

ooh
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>>4992232
incest. wtf??????
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>>4992409
yap
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It must be shit living as a colonial finding identity in the flags of family members.
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>>4992343
That's one of the main factors which discouraging me from moving. I even had plans if I ever moved to find other politically sane students and start an organisation aiming to limit leftist indoctrination in colleges. But at this point I doubt that British high eduction is saveable.

It's a shame because I was charmed by England everytime I went to visit my family, and I thought it would be nice to spend here rest of my life with relatives I usually can't see more often.
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>>4992169
>Knocked up a few biches and left
Sheeit
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>>4992480
Cambridge is pretty based
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>>4991809
Did your family come to Iran during the genocide?
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>>4991048
i am the megazord of irish, scots, germans, danish and am related to a (((merchant)))
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>>4992846
look up medical cannabis for ur gdad

it can help dementia extravagantly
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>>4992589
no, shah abbas I brought us to Iran in the early 1600s
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making one right now, stay here I'm putting so much effort into it
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>>4993788
ok done
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>>4993917
>american flags
unless all those people are natives, you are a retarded mutt
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>>4993919
oh i have no doubts, all i know is that they were born in the US and were pretty white
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>>4993931
sorry. I guess you are right I'm just kinda dissapointed I spent so much time on >>4993917 but no one replied. They are probably anglos or spaniards
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>>4993939
meant
>>4993810
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>>4991612
>mountain niggas
>sea niggas
Jej
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>>4991048
bretty broud of it not gonna lie
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>>4993810
Operarion Attila in Cyprus happened in 1974, that leaves room for 3 generations the most, providing you grandparents all gave birth as teenagers and you are still twelve. And there is no reported case of "spoils of war" because only 70 year old ladies stayed back out of stubbornness. The only act of love by the deprived Turkish soldier was raping some of those old ladies, and the local joke is that they enjoyed it. So you can stop being pathetic now.
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>>4991757
I think you got exactly the same figures as me. Not surprising that the Irish one is bullshit.
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will reply to other posts later
Making this made me tired
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>>4994616
>Jewish Mestizo

Oooooooooooooh say can you seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee




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