so much threads for our goddess, the true queen of /hr/ let's admit it, member those threads keep flowing thanks to our devotion
>>2952437>thanks to our devotionRetardation*
>>2952437I love her so much. I want to taste every inch of her pale flesh and worship her asshole
>>2952617If Kristen had a feminine cock I would suck it daily
>>2952637I would suck her cock no matter how it looked. I want to be leashed by her and led around her house so I could be right by her side whenever she gave the command that I needed to start sucking.
The fact she's had her toes sucked makes me hard knowing she has given footjobs.
>>2952642I agree, I retract the qualifying term feminine
>>2952651It's just a shame that will never be a reality. As an alternative, I would love to do the same with a more devout Kristen worshipper than myself, and have the honour of aiding them whenever they wanted to give tribute to her.
>>2952653I just want to see her squirm and moan when I look up into her eyes with her thick meaty pole deep inside my throat
>>2952661Also I want her to stroke my hair and call me her good boy as my eyes water
>>2952663That's a bit gay
>>2952725So is she <3
I want to be her personal footstool.Please Goddess Kristen, press your sweaty stinky socked feet against my face!
>>2952753Turn up the heating really high so her entire body drips with her delicious odorous perspiration
>tfw you tell her to whip it out...
>and she actually does itthe absolute madman
Godspeed... Godspell, pre 2014 Kris10
>>2952995the most sweet smile in the world.
>>2953001The exact smile she does when I ever so gently tickle her sphincter with my tongue
>>2953033trips crush dubs newfag. Especially trvSatan trips.
I really, really enjoy reading about the ways you want to worship Kstew in lots of detail <3
>>2953110does it make your cock hard?
>>2953135Yes very! Especially the very lengthy descriptions that involve lots of sensory stimuli
>>2953141I just enjoy my imagination, doing things with her, loving her as much as I possibly can..
>>2953152do it here
>>2953192Am I missing something?
>>2953207Disgusting shoes and hair
>>2953234But you could sink your fingers in her hair and stroke her and kiss her~
>>2953383>green shit instead of my pepe with kstew pics...newfag
>>2953383no thank you
>>2953388green faces are from like 2006 so you're new lol
>>2953110I want to hear someone moaning her name in ecstasy as I wrap my lips around the hard cock she has blessed them with. Both of us worshipping her in our own way and enjoying the gifts she gives, swallowing down the tribute to her, a beautiful moment of that devotion to her being passed to another worshipper.
>>2953436Anon I think you're turning me gay
>>2953438If you're getting that hard cock for Kristen lovingly worshipped all while thinking of her you can't be anything other than bi.
>>2953448>biNo such thing nig, you gay
>>2953525It doesn't really matter.
>>2953556love her ears, lol.
>>2953559So soft looking.
>>2953559I would nibble these babies all evening
>>2953525at this point I know that I have to suck some big juicy cock because that's probably what she did in the past, because I have to experience what she has lived. That's why I've already been pegged by a woman, something she must do on a daily basis let's be honest. My boipuss is all yours my boy-Goddess you're incredible.
>>2953568A big cock, throbbing for Kristen in front of my face is just what I need right now.
>>2953609Imagine that soft tongue swirling around the head after those lips have slid up the shaft, smearing that lipstick along the way. If I could give someone even a tenth of that experience in her honour I would be so happy.
>>2953611actually it makes me want to wear lipstick like her and be a sissy giving head... if only I was not so masculine though :_(
>>2953616I had the same problem and just had to accept that I'll never be feminine. No one can take away what's in your head though. I'm sure there are Kristen worshippers out there that would be cool with a guy sucking their dick while they enjoy her. And if I get to pretend I'm her and give them the kind of head I think she would then we're both getting something out of it.
>>2953632Me on the left
>>2953683Those perfect fucking small tits!!!!
>>2953631>he thinks we're memingHave already fapped to her with another kstew worshipper actually. Next step would be to have one beautiful cock in my mouth for her.
>>2953769Superglue my lips to her anus please
>>2953786god bless The Rolling stones for this music video with Kristen.
>>2953807imagine her make-up after a couple hours of passionate rutting...
>>2952394I hope she appreciates how we give worship to her by giving our cum in tribute everyday
>>2953920>all those possible children we give in holocaust to herShe must feel it somehow anon.
>>2953920I'm jealous of all the cum that Robert shot up inside her pussy and anus, getting to live up there for hours until it drips out of her Godly holes
>>2953920I hope she doesn't get too mad that I've never helped a more devout worshipper give a more meaningful tribute.
>>2954010Do you know how to suck cock good?
>>2954010That's an amazing photo. She has the greatest eyes.
>>2953799I still don't understand how we din't see a tit flash in this video considerind the tshirt she wore. There must be outtakes were we see some tits.
>>2954048This... But I want to and can take direction so if not I will soon learn. I have a lot of dildo practice but I don't know if it's any good.
>>2954061I'm not so fussy... Just looking for an average dude that isn't a flaming homo but bicurious enough to be okay with a masculine guy sucking his cock. I'm the one with the problem because I don't think there are many people like that out there.
>>2954065In real life or in this thread? The answer's no either way.
>>2954064I wish I had someone to practice on my cock all day while I browse the internet and play vidya, in Kstew's name
>>2954071The submission element of being on my knees sucking you off while your attention is somewhere else is so exciting to me. And all that practice for the main event when you cum down my throat while looking deep into her eyes.
>>2954075Would you mind getting your tongue pierced for me?
>>2954080Only if Kristen ever did. Do they really make fellatio better?
>>2954082Do you want a very clean penis to suck, or I can just let it be smelly and have more of a musky delicious sweaty taste? Smells like vinegar down there.
>>2952849I think she's surprised that there's a pussy down there.......
>>2954114just don't mind these freaks.
>>2954114I bet you wouldn't even drink Kstew's ass sweat
>>2953616you just have to keep giving head
>>2953707wouldn't make more sense lick a pussy for her?
>>2954146Please. No woman out there could ever worship her as much as a man.A cock, stiff and throbbing from Kristen's beauty deserves pleasure more than a vagina.
>>2954146Buddy, if you are looking for sense you are on the wrong board, possibly planet.
>>2953707I fap to her with guys on skype all the time - AWESOME
>>2954180w-wanna hang out?
>>2954075This is my fantasy too!
I want her all to myself. No fanfare, noone else but her and I. Wrapped up together on a muggy day, an ambient petering rain against the tiny window of our humble midwest bungalow interspersed between the sound of her sweet lips kissing, undulating over my tense body. shivers of ecstasy with every smack, feeling her passion with every pressured snog, she's here, with me, in the momentThe heating indoors was compounded by our lovemaking, holding our tongues together, she begins stripping down, beads of limpid saliva trickled down her porcelain body, I slide my hands up her like a pottery wheel, embracing eachother to frissons of pleasure
Did you think I forgot our Queen, I'm back boys
>>2954256Welcome back anon, so tell us about your worshipping.
>>2954270>armchair psych>special snowflake trip talking about attn seeking> not even a real trip, could have chosen any name and doesn't even have a laconic cool alias>unfunny, boring, grating, threadkiller
>>2954162> No woman out there could ever worship her as much as a manwhy not? don't be so self-centered, i'm sure lesbians could properly worship our Goddess too.
>>2954279Don't replay to this stupid troll, dude. He's obviously insane, so just ignore him and leave him alone with all his madness.
>>2954280I dont know about that lock, but she sure has the key to my boipuss...
>>2954284these locks are from jewellery collection of Jillian Dempsey, Kristen's makeup artist.
>>2954254I have a nice warm boner reading this
>>2954284>>2954299very lewd anon here, been a long long time since on /hr/, spent lots of time as a Selenaboi here and elsewherejust wanted to say nice to see others expressing their lewdness yet, very hot, fast moving thread too. anyway here is a little housewarming gift for my KStew bros
.jpg understandshe doesn't just spam justjared snaps and every frilly stew pic from 2008 - he and I have reached the aesthetic level of kris10 curationwe are two of one soul
When we gonna blast some hot white jism to the queen in group chat on IRC, bois?
>>2954324why a pastebin?
I wanna drive to go get coffee with her and buy her an extra large latte, drive around with her drinking it so afterwards she has to piss a lot. Then we'd get into the back seat, behind tinted black windows, I lie down across the seats and she kneels over my face, one knee either side of my head. Then she sits her pussy right over my mouth and starts to relax and let her piss trickle out a bit. I grip my lips over her flaps and start to feel her hot piss against my tongue, and my mouth starts to fill up quickly. And I take a big gulp and breathe through my nose and smell her pussy and asshole, slick with sweat from a hot California morning. And then I just keep taking mouthful after mouthful of her piss and gulping it down and starting to feel very full, but she doesn't stop, and it's a challenge to keep up swallowing all her piss so I don't accidentally let any drip on the seats, but I succeed and she finally finishes, and then she sits down on my face hard and wriggles around leaving her trace all over my face. This would happen every morning
Can you imagine how glorious it would be to lick her dirty butthole clean after she took a shit?
>>2954352I would die happy. and very erect.
>>2954350Yes, it would be a shame if the homosexuals hot banned
>>2954359Nobody gives a shit about heaven
>>2954369>>2954370Her pitpussy is unreal. I want to lick it
>>2954389Even when it's unshaven?
The regular IRC channel, folks.
We're all going to hell.
>>2954399Fuck yes, of course.
>>2954413How do I get into heaven?
>>2954416Face first, buried deep into Kstew's pussy
Where can I find a normal fan of Kristen and not someone with a disgusting pickled vinegar dick?
>>2954414selenabois on rizon.net/chat
>>2954418I have a beautiful penis - care to chat?
>>2954419>selenaboisFuck outta here
God is deadPraise Kris10
>>2954461God: deadKris10: alive
>>2954465god is dead literally dead
>>2954470god is a corpse
>>2954470Something has to have life before it can die :)
>>2954512Can always count on .jpg guy to get the thread back on track.
>>2954376What kind of camels are those?
>>2954578Camel Blue. Says it right there above Camel... and it's blue.
>>2954376I want her to sit on my face while she smokes a pack
Kristen sits on your face while Jodie pegs you, y/n?
>>2954723I'd rather get pegged by kri10 desu
>>2954802I bet she has such nice, hard, ruthless, rhythmic stroke.
>>2954802>>2954809She'd stretch you so hard you couldn't fart again
>>2954837I hope she gets off on the sound of her hips slapping against my ass, so that she thrusts into me so hard and fast to hear it as often and as loud as possible.
>>2954749Let's put some color on that face!
>>2954858NIce... it would be good to stretch yourself out for an hour or two beforehand, using increasingly large dildos and buttplugs, so that she will be able to use her biggest strap-on on you, really make you scream and cry for me! Shit I mean her. I am not Kristen
>>2954723Fisting would be nice option too.
>>2954876I would love to fit both of Kristen's skinny wrists inside my ass! Elbow deep
>>2954878Might get a larger anal toy to try to imagine this...
>>2954878That would be nice, with a proper warm up though.
>>2954879I have a relatively small dildo for butt stuff, and I refuse to get anything bigger. The only person that will ever get to stretch me out is Kristen.
>>2954879Some kind of fist shaped toy would be good for that. Doc Johnson's fist, though I can't recommend. That thing is so huge that... nope. Noooope. It just doesn't fit even with a slow warm up and I'm about 5′ 10″. Maybe if you are way way way taller, but I doubt it.
I need one of those fucking machines so I can really feel what it would be like to be on all fours taking a pounding from her. Maybe she'd like forcing me to back up onto it myself, and calling me a stupid faggot while I do so, but right now I'm only getting half the experience when I do that.
>>2954890Thinking about the same thing with F-Machine Gigolo. Or some other model from F-Machine. Dildo big enough and a good pace for the machinery and some Kristen Stewart (and Jodie Foster / Dakota / Joan Jett) images to the screen in front of me... pure bliss!
>>2954399I wanna tongue fuck her pussy with her pubes up my nose. female hair doesn't bother me
The heresy has been purged.
>>2954990THE WILL AND THE WAY
The only people who would be down to to get their dick sucked etc. to Kstew would be ugly, bottom the barrel neckbeards. Anyone else would just get a girl to do it if they wanted.So can we stop shitting up these threads with that kind of talk, please?
>>2955005> So can we stop shitting up these threads with that kind of talk, please?Yeah, that would be nice.
>>2955005Mean suckers are my fetish. Are you in CA? I promise I'll bring a cat that licks your anus in return.
Thread civil war
>>2955005>>2955006Unfortunately, that's all Kstew threads are.I would be terrified to find out people like this exist if I were her.
>>2955018She obviously knows. Girls aren't some kind of innocent fairies.
No woman has ever looked good with a bleached crew cut.
>>2955027Is that a fact?
>>2955027Except KStew, obviously.
I've kinda warmed to the haircut, but she definitely looks better with longer hair. It was always one of her best features.
>>2955037You can grow long hair for her if you're such a girl
Would you rather:Have a video of Kristen sucking a pretty big black cock until it cums all over her face.Suck a Kristen fan off while they moaned her name and stroked your head until they came into your mouth.
>>2955037Kristen certainly prefers short haircuts though.
>>2955043First one, then I might be able to give her up
>2955043>gay or gayhmmm...
>>2955050I like her tits
>>2955052That guy on the right getting so fucking BTFO holy shit I would kill myself if I was him
love all Kristen's haircuts, no matter long or short. it's just a hair lol.
>>2955084post more fresh photos too, dude. that's getting boring.
>>2955079Ugly potato face
>>2955090This isn't a request board.
>>2955090This is better than your faggot cocksucking discussion
>>2955112fuckin' THISBut, at the same time, that's why I come here. I don't even give a fuck about KStew. I just read the faggots posting about wanting to suck each others' dicks because they've insanely convinced themselves that's what a ""gay"" has-been celebrity would want. I mean, c'mon son, she looks like a rock-bottom drug addict.
>>2955112it's not me who discuss this. i'm sick of these faggots too.
>>2955224jfc, so cute.i love you, my Queen!
>>2955217rewatched Blade(1998) recently and she looks like the spunky vamp chick that was Frost's beard
>>2955242Me on the right, charmed by the divine light of the Goddess.
>Anon, get yourself OVA HEEEERE NAO