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>>567791OOORRRCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>567791how many threads do you need to make about this
>>567791She goes to the store to buy a shield.
>>567798This.
>>567791She receives a letter from the castle, requesting her presence.>>567794Newfag
>>567810This
>>567791She rips a narly fart. The ensuing cloud gas comes to life, gives the girl a once over, and suggests she go to the store to buy a shield.
>>567818>>>/aco/
>>567819The request isn't porn, besides this board allows porn of all varieties. Look at the fucking banana thread for god's sake.
>>567851I'm talking about your literal shit fetish, you subhuman.
A bird arrives bearing a scroll."---- You are hereby summoned to the castle...""...attendance within X days...""...mandatory..."
>>567870You used to have a crush on the (now) king when you both were kids, but because of your strong, silent, and cool personality you never said anything. You fantasize about the king confessing his love to you while you stoically look at distant mountain tops you could never even dream to reach. Shaking yourself from this delusion, you figure you should purchase something more elegant for your meeting with the king and head into town.
>>567870you should jump off the cliff LOL
>>567869>>567870Make the biggest fucking omelet the world has ever seen, you are THE CHIEF KNIGHT
>>567876This one is dumb, but I like it the most.
>>567873This but the bird turns giant and you mount on it
A mysterious robot ninja shows up and asks for directions.
>>567948BUT WHAT DOES IT MEAN?
>>567948Troll
Deciding that the summon letter was of greater importance, the female knight destroyed the giant eggs as she left for the castle.
Random encounter:2d4 goblin slave hunters riding worgs show up armed with nets, scimitars and clubs
>>567985this
It's too hot. Gotta lose some gear.1d20 to see how much goes.1=none20=all
>>567985I agree.
>>567979Claim one of the eggshells as a mighty helmet
traversing down the mountain, she spots 3 sillhouettes up ahead on a dirt path.
>>567951It's a board where people post doodles. OP's just a little messed up in the head, just like the rest of us.
>>568027She stealthily climbs down through the underbrush for a closer look.
>>568027The goblins have captured something or someone
>>568056As she apptoaches she steps on a snare, make a dex save
>>568110Well, rescue him already.
>>568110Firebombs. Kill 'em all.
>>568110>>568111 (checked)>>568123We gotta be sneaky. Get as close as possible then kill the goblin in the back first.
>>568131Armor's too noisy. Won't work.
>>568146Yeet the armor at the goblin
"I don't think I can get any closer than this without them noticing me... Those don't look like normal goblins.."As she takes a closer peek, the hostage glances back and flashes a toothy smile, before being pushed to walk faster.
>>568183Time for that /ss/, wait for night time for the moon tto turn that troll to stone
>>568183Now she's going to ...OP will even ignore
>>568186Because you suck
>>568184That stuff tends to get deleted on /i/, homeslice
>>568183Theres a bright flash of light coming from behind our heroine as several Blink Dogs come into to existence, and surround the knight. Perhaps they were summoned by the hostage, but for what purpose?
>>568198no,you and Op sucks
>>568183A swarm of crows descends upon the goblins and begins to peck them
darkness engulfs their surroundings, and from thin air emerges a pack of dogs that keep the knight pinned in place. Crows flock around the hostage, circling and pecking at the two goblins. The knight notices that her body and that of the hostage seem to be emanating light.
>>568314After the crows are done fucking the goblins, they proceed to fuck the dogs. The knight and hostage proceed to fuck.
>>568314The wolves fuck the girl? Or at least they try too
>>568328>>568204
>>568314They knight and the hostage fuck up the goblins, and nobody fucks.
>>568314The lights merge and open up a rift. A look into another dimension where everyone's fucking. Then the light fades and the story moves on like nothing happened.
>>567791She gets stabbed by a cheerful rogue
>>568314The hostage and goblins walk on as the dogs and crows fade away.Suddenly there is an explosion coming from the direction of the gobs
Breastplate falls off to show some tits bigger than the brestplate should have allowed
dazed, the knight finds herself cuffed between the two goblins who seem to be under a spell.
>>568385ESCAPE
>>568385The spell makes the goblins grow
>>568385Nothing happens
>>568385Despite the swap in attire, the knight still has her strength. She breaks free from the bindings and kicks both goblins into the trees, knocking them out.The knight finds the hostage on the ground, smiling nervously and unable to move because the armor is so heavy.
"wha.. huh? Goblins! my sword! where's my sw- My armour! what happened!" no longer dazed, the knight easily snaps the cuffs around her wrists. However, unarmed and without armour, her chances of beating the two goblins became extremely slim. "where is he?"
>>568458Make a run for it while the goblins are confused
>>568458She's in Photoshop and it just crashed. Damn.
>>568458Goblin tries to go for the paizuri
>>568458Quick, grab the Goblins weapons before they come to
It's raining horny juice. Everyone fucks. Shota in armor dies of cancer.
>>568496Testicle cancer.
>>568458>>568459>>568492These, head for the woods and follow the road.
One of the goblins breaks free from the illusion and lunges at the knight, barely missing her neck. "I need a weapon" says the knight while running to her initial hiding place.
>>568543find your sword, the boy didn't take it
>>568543Attack the goblin. 1d8. Anything under 3 is really bad.
The knight arms herself with a large fallen branch sturdy enough to use as a club
>>568582Now armed, she does her best to communicate with the goblins with very little success
looking behind the tree, she finds her still sheathed sword lying on the ground.
>>568612Convenient
>>568612She trips and faceplants into the tree. Unconscious. Gobbo grabs her and takes her to his lair.
>>568612Goblin grabs her by her ankle but she retaliates, smacking him in the head with her sheathed sword
gif related
>>568612Gobbo jumps and her and pulls on her nipples. Gobbo then gets smacked in the face by sword pommel
>>568658How about no>>568616>>568618^Roll for strength.
>>568671rolled a 13
>>568673Goblin looked pretty buff. Probably not enough to knock him out.
without even unsheathing her sword, she gets ready to parry the goblin's next attack. "come, you goblin bastard..." but what she was expecting never came. Instead, a hand erupted from the ground and grabbed one of her ankles.
>>568677I guess they fuck her raw, we did our best too bad.
Unsheath, stab arm. What could possibly go wrong? d20. 1 means she cuts her own leg off.
>>568677>>568682A quick stab couldn’t be too difficult.
>>568677CheckedA new kind of goblinkin bursts from the ground. Even the normal gobs are afraid
>>568687It's a big sword
>>568677She tries to keep balance - ignoring the goblin underground - to fend off the attacking goblin. However, the goblin pulls her leg underground and that's it.... cut to cave where she is pregnant with goblin babies and another adventurer saves her.
>>568681This
She abandons the thread halfway through the story and comes back with a new one in a month or two.Again.
>>568677Stomp on the arm
She cut the arm, while jumping back as the goblin released its grip. "aaarrrgghh.. stupid fat clothes, gghh can't move.."
>>568726https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzTwBQniLSc
>>568726Restrain her, it's time for negotiations with the goblins... that is if they can understand eachother
>>568726wtf where the other gnigger go? If she went to attack the one on the ground, how did the one charging her not get her? This shit is bullshit. Fuck this shit.
>>568726Not over yet as the other goblin tackles the knight from above!
the knight feels a gust of wind from behind her, and from the sky drops an uprooted tree exactly on top of the goblin. behind her she sees the hostage, unable to move, and wearing her plate armour.
>>568804/thread
Stab the buff gob while he's distracted by the tree
>>568804Widen that tooth gap. Payback for magical bullshit.
>>568804The hostage casts another spell
>>568833Hostage casts a spell to lighten the armor, but ends up lelevitating off the ground slightly
Silly anons. You can't use magic with heavy armor.
The muscle goblin was no longer in view, but from a distance they could hear him roar "I CAST TREE".
>>568846this
>>568883Muscle Gob knows tree throwing magic, grab the hostage and run
>>568883Muscle man then casts erectus confectus and casts the shadow of his dick on knight girl
>>568883I CAST FIST
The knight carried the hostage, narrowly avoiding the oncoming tree. "I have to get out of here.. That goblin is way too dangerous to fight alone." The hostage suggested in a weak voice "head north.. there was an encampment we passed earlier.."
Is the hostage a she or he?
>>568962The knight gets the hostage into safety but is tricked again.
>>568994The hostage attempts her trickery but ends up fucking up what every spell she was trying to castHow embarassingOne safe, the knight begins to interrogate her
"good, that means you can find your way back on your own" The knight takes back her breastplate and headband. "I have more important matters to attend to."
>>569006The hostage begs the knight to take her with her, she doesn't want to go back to those goblins. Hostage even offers some sexual favors just to stay with the knight
"kahaha, so light! thanks lady!" the girl then stands up and snaps her fingers.
>>569048Nothing happens, she tries again, still nothing... that's when she realizes she used up all her man's for the day
>>569052*mana, not man's
Hostage's clothes disappear
>>569048She turns into that one bush. You know the one.
>>569064This and the girl gives the knight a magic boon. The fairy queen will want to thank the knight in person
>>569048Get some anwsers. How’d the hostage control those animals?
troll
>>569105You know you can hide threads, right?
>>569048She reveals she's actually a weak warlock that works for a duke who resides in a near by keep that was ransacked by the goblins
>>569048hmmm, shes kinda cute.
*snap* *snap* *snap*, "why isn't it working?!" exclaimed the girl as she broke into a cold sweat.. As the knight walked off she heard the dark haired girl shout "WAIT!!"
>>569204...and then they fuck
>>569206Lesbos are boring.>>569204Make your way to the castle. Gaptooth can follow if she likes.
>>569204Just stab her and be done with it. Chaotic neutral.
The knight walks on, she's already wasted enough time dealing with this ninny. The hostage continues to follow the knight blabbing on about how unsafe she is since the goblins are still out there
"you can't leave me alone! when they captured me I saw a goblin that was huge! bigger than a tree, and fat too... and there were dozens of... but it was blue with glowing yellow eyes.. gross and it smelled bad... but they're so dumb so..and i managed to trick them..." The knight walked on as the dark haired girl talked and talked until finally asking "aren't you worried about that buff goblin from earlier?" The knight responded "goblins are cowards, It probably left to regroup."
>>569263Cunt punt with the scabbard. "I've had enough of your bullshit."
>>569263That's exactly why you need to be worried you stupid stupid knight. There could be hundreds of Goblins in this valley over night, we need to do something. Where are you going anyways?
>>569294Annoyed, the knight draws her sword and points it at the dark haired girl, accidentally cutting her top open
Goblins with big dangling dicks show up
>>569263Ask for more informations, and try to assess if it is a threat that need to be dealt with immediatly, if you can do it yourself or if you need backup. Also ask what kind of powers the girl have access to, and if she care to help if need be.And then act accordingly.
>>569294>>569300Okay why not.
next post will be delayed, so it''ll be in full colour.
