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Are you an artist or are you a producer?
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>>3544087
ngmi
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>>3544087
why is it that the stuff you post here all have really lively pretty colors and brushstrokes and yet they all look like they dont have a soul.
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Your values are shit and you really need to look up color theory.
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>>3544117
>and you really need to look up color theory.
just tell me ya dip
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>>3544095
>why is it that the stuff you post here all have really lively pretty colors and brushstrokes and yet they all look like they dont have a soul.
generally that's when you don't put little white dots on the eyeballs.

And the OP painting was painted last july. I'm working on it again next December if you got any tipz.
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>>3544101
no YOUR the autism
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>>3544095
because he just traces and uses grids, he has no understanding of form, anatomy or anything else.
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>painting a bunch of faces in a rainbow doesn't count as "understanding color theory"
get real ya bozos
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>>3544193
they all look like shit
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>>3544095
yes also >>3544191
>because he just traces and uses grids
its an autistic translation of internet memes and awkward stress expressions and whatever. Real life to camera to computer to internet to the fucking 4chan to me to a printer to a canvas where it is captured on canvas for historical preservation.
> he has no understanding of form, anatomy or anything else.
seems hyperbolic to say I have >no understanding of these things.

Seems like you're upset and you're trying hard. Are you secretly the teetotaler or one of the buttblasted politiks cultists or something and you're just talking shit?

Are you an artist or a producer?
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>>3544087
Neither, I'm a draughtsman
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>>3544210
what would you do to make them better, friend?
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>>3544217
I'd poop on them, call it post modern and sell it to an art gallery. Then I'd bullshit a story about how they represent something about our modern society. You're welcome
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>>3544220
pretty hack idea m8. Warhol was having models piss on art like 50 years ago. I've got a couple of poo gags for a few of them but lets get those gears spinning kiddo.
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idk if i can ignore the chest lumps anymore lmao
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>>3544193
Honestly just too many mid-tonnes, i like the experimentation with colour but i really think you would benefit from trying to make it more photo realistic and less stylized, and after practicing that more you'll just have an easier time with details and realism. There are good things from every piece you make it just overall lacks the appeal i know you have the potential to make with time. Will very much love to see your art in 4 years, keep it up but please stop acting like youre impervious to criticism. I can tell youre very much improving and practising the fundamentals but they way you try to proove it just seems too try-hard.
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>>3544217
>womans hands
this explains everything
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/ic/s very own clout artist that draws memes for like- err, i mean for (you)s

brilliant man simply ebin, its not like it hasnt been done before and in much better quality
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>>3544295
> its not like it hasnt been done before and in much better quality
sexually?
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please tell me this is just ironic meme posting and you dont do this to improve your skill
please anon
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>>3544087
I hate the term artist, I prefer illustrator
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>>3544436
u tell me bozo
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>>3544292
>womans hands
what did they mean by this?
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does the depression come because of the mania?
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>>3544087
jsyk when you've finally covered the entire surface of the canvas, the painting has started NOT ended.
these paintings are like a meme right? this isnt seriously what you people are making is it?
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>>3544217
more patience during the making process.
These look like they were a chore for you, and are thus painful to look at.
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technically they're all still in production until I kill my self. This is the pre-posthumous phase. Got a few days to spruce them up
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>>3544214
It's hardly worth labelling them a translation dude. You produce low quality repros of reaction images with little to no artistic value.
What are you adding to the historical preservation besides a mediocre repainting of exactly the same existing images?
Your "concept" is empty. Quantity is worthless if there is no redeeming quality. Noone will look at one of your paintings and ponder the zeitgeist of meme culture.
It's not hyperbolic to deduct that you have no understanding of "the fundementals" because your work lacks any sign of them, and because of that they look like flat boring tracings.
Not that I believe you need the fundementals to make it in art, but then it needs something else, originality, a message, something that makes the viewer feel something... Anything. Sadly this is the biggest shortcoming in your dull soulless work.
I somewhat worry for you. Surely at times you are aware that all of this will ammount to absolutely nothing but a little infamy on one of 4chans slowest boards.
I get it. You think there is a profound semantic between being an artist and a producer, and you are just producing. Unfortunately to be a producer of art you'll need to be an artist to produce anything of value.
Oh, and on top of that you're obnoxious too.
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>>3544087
this is what painting looks like when you go full robot.
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>>3544189
no ive seen the ones with white dots and they still look dead despite their expression or color
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>>3544428
>>3544190
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I don’t really like your paintings, or subject matter. However I think the one tip that makes it look amateurish is your lack of paint. It looks like you’re afraid to use a lot because it’s too expensive or something. Like in all your pieces I can see the canvas peeking through heavily. I’d recommend just doing several color glazes over the canvas before you even grid/draw a subject
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>>3544553
agreed heavily. the halos around objects and random white spaces are not pleasing to the eye at all. paint the whole background first and then work your subject
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>>3544214
You don't think it's already preserved in history on the Internet? Lol
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>>3544553
definitely this

if you're gonna waste your time making these then why save on money, just commit
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>>3544095
Thats what you get when you use grids for drawing. Its the Durer effect, another grid user.
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This anon's paintings disgust me, I cringe everytime he uses them as reaction picture.

But it looks like the guy is having fun and enjoying his activity so good for him.
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>>3544587
>You don't think it's already preserved in history on the Internet?
not at all. We're entering a dark age of physical media. in a few hundred years nobody is going to be looking at 4chan archives. Nobody is even really going to have access to our technology anymore. Read a book poindexter
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>>3544521
>It's hardly worth labelling them a translation dude.
I hardly care about what you think anything is worth tbphwyf. kys.
>What are you adding to the historical preservation besides a mediocre repainting of exactly the same existing images?
More than you lmaoooo
>Your "concept" is empty.
no it's very full and robust.
>Quantity is worthless if there is no redeeming quality
Tell that to America faget.
>Noone will look at one of your paintings and ponder the zeitgeist of meme culture.
idk who Noone is.
>It's not hyperbolic to deduct that you have no understanding of "the fundementals" because your work lacks any sign of them,
that's not accurate. You seem upset.
>but then it needs something else, originality, a message, something that makes the viewer feel something
you actually articulated the originality and message and then just said you didn't like it. I don't care about you. It makes me happy that you're upset. I think it'd be funny if you killed yourself.
>You think there is a profound semantic between being an artist and a producer
No it's a question posed to /ic/. What's wrong with you?

Seriously are you the teetotaler or one of the cultists? It seems like you're butthurt.

>Oh, and on top of that you're obnoxious too.
nice essay anon. You did a real good job of talking about how special you think you are while offering literally zero meaningful critique. Once again it's all "muh fundamentals" and "muh soul" and a bunch of other "critique" that is designed to sound critical while saying nothing at all. You're kind of cancerous tbphwyf.

Try being less upset girl.
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>>3544543
idk what you tell you brah. sorry they're not alive enough?

tbphwyf I'm kind of only interested in actual practical critique. telling me "they still look dead" basically just means nothing to me. if you know how to make them look "less dead" feel phree to share.
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>>3544553
>I don’t really like your paintings, or subject matter.
That's fine. I don't care about you.
>However I think the one tip that makes it look amateurish is your lack of paint.
yeah probably. And the whole Acrylic portraiture thing in general isn't necessarily what you do if you don't want an "amateurish" look.
>It looks like you’re afraid to use a lot
depends on the paintings tbphwyf. A lot of the year one stuff was painted with watered-down acrylic and shit.
>Like in all your pieces I can see the canvas peeking through heavily.
no you can see that on "all the pieces" that didn't get a gesso layer. Which is a lot of them.
>I’d recommend just doing several color glazes over the canvas before you even grid/draw a subject
kkk. I'll do a few where I do that.
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I like your stuff ironically. Let me be clear, my enjoyment does not come from a place of sincerity. But hey at least I get something out of it right.
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>>3544965
>I like your stuff ironically. Let me be clear, my enjoyment does not come from a place of sincerity.
What a contemptuous nigger. Why do you think anyone would care about the things you make pretend to like?
>But hey at least I get something out of it right.
Bet you'd "get something" out of being gangraped by a football team too.
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>>3544969
Lmao never change, bud. Peace.
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>>3544943
idk man im pretty much beg so i dont have the vocabulary to express my observations properly. its just when i look at paintings like leyendecker they look like they're alive and yours doesnt
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>>3544971
holy shit GRIDS lol. What a hack! NGMI
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and for the record this isn't supposed to be a fight-with-OP thread. I'm sorry so many of you are in political cults. I'm sorry so many of you have insecurity about drugs and alcohol. I'm sorry that so many of you don't produce anything and feel the need to attack me to justify yourselves. I'm sorry you don't like acrylic meme portraits. I'm sorry you don't like grids. I'm sorry everything looks dead.

This is an awkward questions thread. Are you an artist or are you a producer? What is "it" and how are you making it?
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>>3544973
i chose the photo to show that even legends use grids and theres nothing wrong with it. you both use grids except... well you know, his doesnt look dead
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Go away you fucking nigger, nobody wants you here.
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>>3544997
*especially if your goal is to make an exact copy, grids are very helpful
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>>3544978

You are sounding mighty schizophrenic here. Just sayin'
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>>3544973
The difference is that he used grids as a tool to help with the exact proportions while also having an understanding of perspective, anatomy, colour theory, etc, etc.
You use grids as a crutch because you don't understand anything and can't do it any other way. That's why even with grids your paintings look like absolute crap.
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>>3544997
>i chose the photo to show that even legends use grids and theres nothing wrong with it.
no shit. That's kind of why it's hilarious to me that my use of grids are the go-to shitpost for so many of the cucks on this board. It's double funny when a lot of them are fucking digital artists with thousands of dollars of equipment giving me shit for using a ruler.

Also that illustration you posted was from after Leyendecker had been a professional illustrator for over 15 years. I'm a fuckyou memeschlock painter that's been active for like 20 months. Didn't realize I needed to be ready for the Saturday Evening Post already.
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>>3545001
OR WHAT LMAO
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>>3545004
>reddit spacing
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>>3545005
>The difference is that he used grids as a tool to help with the exact proportions while also having an understanding of perspective, anatomy, colour theory, etc, etc.
lol.
>You use grids as a crutch because you don't understand anything and can't do it any other way.
Again, I'm actually pretty good at hand drawing. Went to art school one day a week from the ages of like 7-18. I've spent semesters doing figure drawing from life and everything else. >>3544973
>>3544951
>>3545008
>>3544214
were hand drawn. pic related is hand drawn.

I chose to start by largely focusing on graphite transfers, and now grids, for a bunch of reasons that kind of have nothing to do with needing a "crutch." In fact for a lot of them doing graphite transfers and grids was more of a hassle. But rules is rules.

Like before I started this series I had never tried a graphite transfer to canvas. You can learn a lot through tracing. Plus it's meditative and relaxing. And honestly grid technique is so satisfying to me now. It's a good way to keep your technical "left brain" focused and activated and junk.

>That's why even with grids your paintings look like absolute crap.
Sorry you feel that way lol.
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>>3545012
You're the fucking redditor here, anyone who forces this much chan lingo into their posts while otherwise sounding like they're from tumblr is probably a child trying to fit in too hard.
The very way you type is enough to reveal your massive insecurity about belonging here.
When you've been here even for a few years its extremely easy to recognise when someone is typing these things naturally or consciously attempting to use as many words they learnt from youtube greentext readings. Its like someone doing a fake accent, you're not fooling anybody.
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>>3545008
lol you said if i know how to make them look less dead since "they still look dead" doesnt mean anything. I don't have the vocab to point it all out but i wanted to help so i just provided an example of someone that uses the same methods as you but did it better. But instead of analyzing the things that you lack and the stuff you need to improve on you just give the same old cowardly answer of almost every beg that's being criticized "I've only been doing this for x amount of time, why are you comparing me to pros?" Im not comparing you to him, i'm merely showing an example of someone that did it better. woosh respect went down the shitter
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>>3545027
>Sorry you feel that way lol.
Everybody on this board except you feels that way.
You're in pure fucking delusion.
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>>3545030
>You're the fucking redditor here
no u r
>chan lingo
lol what a redditor
>The very way you type is enough to reveal your massive insecurity about belonging here.
I don't care about "belonging here." What kind of pathetic faggot needs to feel like they "belong" to an anonymous circejerk of contemptuous donothing perverts? How pathetic is your life?
>When you've been here even for a few years
I've been coming to 4chan since 2006. Was all about the LOST generals for awhile. This entire series was birthed from an ongoing shitposting argument I was having on /tv/ with this one recurring anon that was desperate to convince himself that Batman v Superman wasn't a really bad movie. I've been paintposting since May 2016.
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>>3544087
I got an ad on instagram with your page, I loved how your works had the hashtags "meme" "4chan" "reddit" among a few others, you did a good job on the hashtags, it really sums up your work.
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>>3545042
Please God, move onto another fourm soon as fucking possible, you fruitloop.
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>>3545042
>What kind of pathetic faggot needs to feel like they "belong" to an anonymous circejerk of contemptuous donothing perverts?
You.
You are that pathetic faggot.
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>>3545042
>I've been here since 2006
Really? What happened to the "i'm here for this month and i'm going away in august" narrative?
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>>3545031
>lol you said if i know how to make them look less dead since "they still look dead" doesnt mean anything.
eh it kind of doesn't though. Done 300 paintings. And you're highlighting a hyper-accomplished illustrator who used grids, while the other butthurt anon is saying that it's all the grids' fault that muh memes are dead.
>But instead of analyzing the things that you lack and the stuff you need to improve on
I mean I hyper analyze this stuff. That's why we're talking.
>woosh respect went down the shitter
oh none of this is about getting respect. I bounce against text (you)s as a way to think. I actively engage with criticism that I generally agree with to see if I can get solicit any actual useful shit to mull over later.

none of it is ever personal. Which is funny because you're all anonymous and I'm just talking to the text you produce and you all still get really upset and get your feelings hurt and start following me around seeking out memes to fuck with me about and stuff. It's fantastic for my porpoises.
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What an elaborate troll.
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>>3545032
>Everybody on this board except you feels that way.
Do you generally feel validated if you're in a circlejerk?
>You're in pure fucking delusion.
How? idk if I've ever even ironically said that I think muh art is good or impressive. I'm satisfied by the effort and the process. It feels nice to execute on a project and have a tangible product at the end. I'm ok with displaying fuck ups and goofs because it's always better than nothing. If that upsets you you should maybe ask yourself why, anon.

Are you an artist or a producer?
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>>3545051
no lol
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>>3545068
I am highlighting him because he's accomplished and his skills are already proven and a good example
>Also that illustration you posted was from after Leyendecker had been a professional illustrator for over 15 years. I'm a fuckyou memeschlock painter that's been active for like 20 months. Didn't realize I needed to be ready for the Saturday Evening Post already.
Nah man you're not analyzing anything you're just making excuses.
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This might be the biggest lolcow we've had on this board yet. Can someone make one of those fancy infographics for him like we've had for MOMA anon and the others?
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>>3545075
>Are you an artist or a producer?
What did he mean by this.
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>>3544087
Hey mr OP can you please paint us a wounded horse galloping?
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>>3545055
>What kind of pathetic faggot needs to feel like they "belong" to an anonymous circejerk of contemptuous donothing perverts?
>You.
But I don't belong here. That's what "everybody on this board" says right?
And I don't care about "belonging here." This is way more about me being a weirdo self-defeating berserksklovn masochist than anything else. Subversion, entropy, self-desturction, and all the greatest hits from the 80s, 90s, and today!
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>>3545099
>me being a weirdo self-defeating berserksklovn masochist than anything else.
what an edgy outsider you are!
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>>3545065
>What happened to the "i'm here for this month and i'm going away in august" narrative?
Do you not understand how time works?
There's a difference between what HAS happened, what IS happening, and what IS PROJECTED TO happen. Do you understand what I mean by this?

I don't constantly hang around talking shit anonymously on /ic/. I've been doing content dumps in manic spurts every couple months. And I'm taking a break for august. Also the song Lateralus by Tool is relevant. Also the whole Inception soundtrack being slowed down time on that french song concept. Do you see?
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>>3545102
>what an edgy outsider you are!
yeah I gotta do a whole character on camera and shit. These memes do NOT sell themselves.
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>>3545080
>Nah man you're not analyzing anything you're just making excuses.
I'm soliciting arguments m8. If that bothers you, good. kys. Nobody really cares about your respect. How even could I care about your respect?

You're one of many anonymous strangers here. You're not you. You're (you). Kill your self
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I get what OP is trying to say.
Thanks for the reflection.
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>>3544939
I pity you.
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>>3545131
WHOOP THERE IT IS
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>>3545124
lol i didnt even mentioned respect in my last comment since i wanted to focus more on art improvement
>Nobody really cares about your respect. How even could I care about your respect?

But it seems like that really hit you hard eh
what did i hit the nail correctly so you're diverting it to the 'respect' that i mentioned so briefly? hahahaha
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>>3545012
>calls out others for using reddit spacing
>has a reddit account

https://www.reddit.com/user/watchpaintdrytv

Also, here's his instagram, youtube, twitch, and twitter.
He made multiple 9 hour long streams of PUBG with less than 10 views before he gave up.

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCgptfXpliOy43YP1Hfyyr0Q
https://www.instagram.com/watchpaintdrytv/
https://twitter.com/watchpaintdrytv

He's an absolute normie, watches fucking h3h3.
Whoever said he was insecure about not fitting in with 4chan was completley right.
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>>3545141
ohhh she's a chick, no wonder so talkative.
keeps chirping nonstop
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>>3545141
OP BTFO
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>>3545135
>lol i didnt even mentioned respect in my last comment since i wanted to focus more on art improvement
yeah but that wasn't interesting or disagreeable. I'm more interested in talking about the kys concept since that's what I'm working on. You feeling the need to stress your relative respect anonymously is a good way to meme about it.
>But it seems like that really hit you hard eh
Would you like it to have?
>what did i hit the nail correctly so you're diverting it to the 'respect' that i mentioned so briefly?
the concept of respectability is a fundamental theme throughout the entire series. I'm racing Van Gogh in quantity and self-destruction. My whole schtick is that I'm competing in a made up race to be the first official squeakquel to Vincent Van Gogh. It's more of a subversion meme. Like a joke except it's what I'm choosing to do for what'll likely be the rest of my life. One must imagine sisyphus smiling tho amirite.
>hahahaha
idk if you were actually laughing right here. Post pics if you were.
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>>3545141
>subscribed to last week tonight and the late night show on youtube
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>>3545141
hey brah thanks for marketing for me that's sick.

>He made multiple 9 hour long streams of PUBG with less than 10 views before he gave up.
Give up? I got to the partner or affiliate threshold I needed to have be able to monetize subs in the future. I did like 50 hour streams just to grind hours and shit. Literally just left the stream on paintings drying and stuff.

And I like how you think that having set up social media platforms is a bad thing.

>He's an absolute normie, watches fucking h3h3.
OH NO!?!
>Whoever said he was insecure about not fitting in with 4chan was completley right.
Ethan and Hila were popular on 4chan first m8. I discovered them through /tv/.
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>>3545155
Literally thinks he's smart. At any given time the thought running through OP's head is "I'm smart". No actual smart thoughts. Just "I'm smart". We'll see him reeing in a McDonalds cause he can't get his Szechuan sauce packets within a year
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>>3545157
What's your soundcloud? I want to hear your Ariel Pink covers
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>>3545153
you're so focused on 'respect' when all i ever talk about is your cowardly excuse
>>3545008
>Also that illustration you posted was from after Leyendecker had been a professional illustrator for over 15 years. I'm a fuckyou memeschlock painter that's been active for like 20 months. Didn't realize I needed to be ready for the Saturday Evening Post already.

Pic is DEFINITELY me laughing, amirite
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>>3545141
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>>3545155
I see this is the triggered /pol/ fellows. You understand that you've been conditioned by Russian active measures to attack the people instead of the argument. It's what you do when you don't have an argument. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/And_you_are_lynching_Negroes

Attacking who i am will never fix who you choose to be. It doesn't make your problems go away. It just makes you feel "better" about doing worse.

The people you trust want you to kill yourself.
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>>3545161
idk who ariel pink is. Should I paint him?
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OP has ADHD confirmed
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>>3545167
Hey girls are comfortable enough around me to take their clothes off and let me draw them how's perusing google images for memes going for you?
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>>3545167
what attack? you're the one who asked for my pic, why not post yours since your so brave to ask others
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>>3545170
You seem uber creepy btw
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this dude's just illustrat but not as funny
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>>3545163
>you're so focused on 'respect' when all i ever talk about is your cowardly excuse
What's that? I think "respect" is essentially just a meme. You can take a picture of trash and hashtag it right and build a following of people that are amused by pictures of trash. It's a goof. a TON of Van Gogh's paintings weren't very good or interesting or meaningful on their own at all.
>Pic is DEFINITELY me laughing, amirite
outdated pic mate. That was actually the day I went to the Van Gogh museum on mushroom truffles and came up with the whole goof. Same beard in that picture btw
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>>3545170
I just have sex with them like a normal person.
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OP entering full damage control as we near in on his dox
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>>3545176
I feel like you're just repeating yourself at this point. Is that the goof? Bore us all to death?
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>>3545178
I've been posting with the same trip for 2 years. It's all the same branding. Super sleuths over here.

This isn't muh first rodeo.
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>>3545182
OP you suck at art
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>>3545176
>>Also that illustration you posted was from after Leyendecker had been a professional illustrator for over 15 years. I'm a fuckyou memeschlock painter that's been active for like 20 months. Didn't realize I needed to be ready for the Saturday Evening Post already.
And still avoiding this hahaha
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>>3545183
well hopefully I rule at making long experimental timelapse movies about a person going insane over the span of a decade
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>>3545186
OP has a small weird penis
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>>3545187
You're not going insane you're just being a prick to everybody and using "craziness" as an excuse for your retarded, childish behavior
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>>3545188
and a balding head
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>>3545186
>And still avoiding this hahaha
Still avoiding what? I wasn't avoiding you point by not responding I was ceding it. I don't really care about you were talkign about. You already said you had nothing of use to offer and no frame of reference.

What am I supposed to respond to? I am a fuckyou memeschlock painter and I haven't been illustrating covers for nationally syndicated magazines for 15 years. I'm 2 years in and I make an active effort to try new things and improve. Other than that you're not offering much.

Here's a video I made in 2008 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMOvfSyKRH8
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>>3545182
Your branding doesn't matter.
Your surname is Stone.
I'm not an asshole so i'm not gonna post your full address but i will say that its somewhere in Virginia.

Don't act invincible.
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>>3545192
WAHAHAHAHA
that was the entire point of this shit, you asked me if i know a way to help i gave it to you and you made an excuse and you even pretentiously said
>I mean I hyper analyze this stuff. That's why we're talking.
>>3545068
*clap clap clap
bravo
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>>3545189
>You're not going insane you're just being a prick to everybody and using "craziness" as an excuse for your retarded, childish behavior
It's called malingering. Get read bozo.
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>>3545193
>Don't act invincible.
You think that actively looking me up and sharing my social media info in my thread demonstrates power on your end?

These accounts were made to be promoted and followed and shit. You're working for me right now. Smash that like button brah
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>>3545221
>These accounts were made to be promoted and followed and shit.
But your private facebook account wasn't.
Stop posting Jimmy.
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>>3545199
>you asked me if i know a way to help i gave it to you and you made an excuse and you even pretentiously said
You should reflect on how upset you are. I'm sorry you're upset anon.
>I mean I hyper analyze this stuff. That's why we're talking.
I do. What was pretentious about saying this?
>*clap clap clap
like, ok? You see why I didn't really care about your artistic imput and was more interested in talking to you about what you think "respect" is? You sure seem like a mewling faggot to me the more that we interact. And of course you're the type that feels the desperate need to stress how much respect they think they have to give. who gives a shit?

If you were respectful you wouldn't be here. kys
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Is this the new Illastrat or is it him and he just evolved to a new level of delusion?
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>>3545234
its a different person
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>>3545222
>But your private facebook account wasn't.
Yes it was. It's openly connected to both my instagram and facebook accounts. I kind of do not give a shit. It's all cancer anyway. Pls like and subscribe ty gb
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>>3545230
why are you so desperately dwelling on respect that i have mentioned only once in a single sentence aww did i hurt youw feewings
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>>3545254
Why do you think that knowing who I am is a threat? I don't care about being embarrassed you cute little fascist. You're in a cult kiddo. You're probably never going to recover.

Like this is what I'm interested in. Are you the "respect" autist? Why do you think that threatening to dox someone makes you "respectable?" Like oh wow you're stalking me now! IF ONLY I RESPECTED YOU MOREEE!!!!!

You should probably kill yourself. Or even better do something with your meaningless life and murder me and make my art famous you impotent little cutey.
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>>3545169
lol I knew it
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>>3545256
yeah you want to do battle?
also
>reddit spacing
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>>3545169
didn't realize it was a secret
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>>3545282
>reddit spacing
says the literal Redditor
https://www.reddit.com/user/watchpaintdrytv
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>>3545286
yeah I have dozens of reddit accounts. Used to do social media messaging strategy for the Republican Party of Virginia for years. Mostly doing boosting for NRA and health insurance industries on all the new medias.

I don't care about having reddit accounts. You tribalism retards do. Which is why I mock you when you openly demonstrate reddit formatting on 4chan. You're hypocrites AND faggots lol.
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>>3545272
ooooh someone got pissed hahahahaha
i'll never dox you, ya moron. im not the one that gave the links and even tho i know your address i wont post it here -_-
(srsly tho just privitize every social media of yours and delete anything that can link you then make it public again, finding you is so easy like dude how dumb can you be)
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>>3545282
wait that's you? I saw this on /k/.
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>>3545259
>Alright, it doesn't hurt to post it then.
Oh I mean you can totally "make it hurt." I just kind of don't really care. In fact it's kind of what you're supposed to do. This is part of it. Predictive human behaviorism is very real. You're very well programmed to act out of reactionary spite. You can very easily be agitated towards malignant bitterness and destruction. Your sense of ethics or morality have been fundamentally corrupted by bad actor agencies that want you to self-destruct, and to destruct anyone that gives you cognitive dissonance. You choosing to attack me with your muh respekt doxxing threats illustrates this.
>There's so much spicy private info on it.
Yeah it's a 12 year old facebook account. Whole relationships where started and ended there. Years of every embarrassing thing I ever did throughout my college years. You should find my myspace too. Get a glimpse into my highschool life.
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>>3545303
I'm not bitter man. I'm having loads of fun in fact.
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>>3545282
aww i thought you were gonna do a Chris burden "shoot" piece.
i think thatll be a cool way for you to hone in your art ;)
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>>3545318
this, shoot your paintings.
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>>3545299
>ooooh someone got pissed hahahahaha
are you actually laughing?
And do you find satisfaction in the idea that your actions may harm others?
Would you say that you're a "good person?" Why?
>(srsly tho just privitize every social media of yours and delete anything that can link you then make it public again, finding you is so easy like dude how dumb can you be
It's all part of it tbphwyf. Russian boosted nigger tribalists attacking people they disagree with by highlighting things they said a decade ago is all the rage right now. If someone wants to stalk me or dox me or harass people I grew up with they can. Just illustrating my point if anything.

And I'm pretty sure I'm unironically dying soon. I don't give a shit.
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>>3545323
im telling you im not this guy
>>3545259
i didnt leak that shit jesus
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>>3545334
i'm the guy who did leak it and i can confirm
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>>3545312
> I'm having loads of fun in fact.
yeah I'm sure you are. You were trained wrong on purpose and you're addicted to media consumption. You're doing what you're conditioned to do.
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>>3545323
weren't you just calling this place a hugbox a few days ago?
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>>3545336
see it aint me
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>>3545318
Oh yeah I love that. That's a big influence. Cutting a finger off at around 600 and the race is over when I get shot in the chest.
>>3545320
A lot of them are shot. I have a bb gun and mini-crossbow that I shoot at them with. i'm planning on taking some to the range but haven't been inschpired to do it again.
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>>3545338
idk. Do you not understand what circlejerk means?
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>>3545343
>>3545334
>>3545336
I don't give a shit. You're both niggers. You both had the same impulse. You've both had the same conditioning.
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>>3545357
You've said the phrase "i don't care" so many times in this thread so many times i'm starting to think your really do care.
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>>3545357
oooh salty
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>>3545360
>You've said the phrase "i don't care" so many times in this thread so many times i'm starting to think your really do care.
But I don't care about you. I don't care if anons think I "belong here." And I don't care about being embarrassed. I care about a ton of stuff.
But why should anyone care about some malignant anonymous assholes?

I can't control what you do. Why would I care if you choose to be a piece of shit? That's your problem.
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>>3545361
eh
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>>3545374
>But I don't care about you. I don't care if anons think I "belong here."
then why are you trying to force yourself so hard here
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Serious question why is all the art you posted in this thread actual shit? Not memeing. Genuinely curious.
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>>3545396
>then why are you trying to force yourself so hard here
for the archive and the arguments mostly. i dont really care for praise.
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could someone explain to me what the fuck is going on in this thread
preferably with no biasis to either party
i dont have the time to read all these posts but im interested in the drama going on
i dont browse /ic/ too often but i have seen OPs portraits for some time now and i always though it was meme shit
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>>3545398
It's a genre called memeschlock. the secret is toxoplasmosis.
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>>3545405
>could someone explain to me what the fuck is going on in this thread
entropy
>preferably with no biasis to either party
i incepted myself to think I'm dying
>i dont have the time to read all these posts but im interested in the drama going on
I make frustratingly bad "art" on porpoise in the hopes that a decade of spiraling out in my own instincts may eventually lead to an interesting and novel aesthetic. I post everything undone and act like a belligerent clown as a means to workshop ideas and feed off of other people's frustrations and projections like a faggot vampyre

no homo tho
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>>3545421
Dear hecking christ stop copying photos and read the sticky friend, those hands are missing fingers. Bad art is bad art whether you're doing it on purpose or not is just a lazy excuse.
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>>3545435
>those hands are missing fingers.
Well A: siiiick. I'm thinking of removing a finger in all of the paintings but maybe not until after mine gets chopped off.
and B: I feel like you may not have much experience with painting and stuff?

idk I guess it's not labeled or whatever but that's a quick gesso base layer on top of the original drawing. Big brush and mostly just about canvas coverage and junk. You dial it all in with the small brush detailing. Which clearly hasn't been done on that one. Like I guess I appreciate that you can notice that hands are just splotches though.

Autism speaks. It's time to listen.
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im notgonna make it to 300before going on break. Which sucks because then I got some splaining to do at myself later.

anyone have any suggestions on places to go to?
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>>3545421
shit art with an innovative meaning is still shit art. I believe that to creat something that is convincing as "intentionally bad", you should first know what is good. try improving and taking some time to reflect. some problems I see in your art is that there is no depth, the strokes lack confidence and there is no texture in either the foreground or background. it looks like you did everything in one layer, which is understandable if you have adhd but to do everything in one go and to not build upon your work implies that your first and only layer is perfect - which, in art cannot exist

I hope you took the time to read, I know this is partially bait and I was frustrated by your ignorance throughout the thread but we weren't getting anywhere
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>>3545594
>shit art with an innovative meaning is still shit art.
dope. I call it memeschlock.
>it looks like you did everything in one layer
generally a process of layering. ones that keep me driven get more attention. Shit like >>3545421 is what I work on when I have extra paint from something else.
>and to not build upon your work implies that your first and only layer is perfect - which, in art cannot exist
wabi sabi brah.
>I hope you took the time to read
I did not.
>I know this is partially bait and I was frustrated by your ignorance
good you should be
>but we weren't getting anywhere
one must imagine sisyphus happy
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>>3545594
here https://youtu.be/45GkUiuRmjM?t=1201

hour long timelapse of all process from the first year.
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>>3545607
I give up. I thought you would ease your mindset because I was trying to be reasonable with you. The bottom line is, this is a "critique" board, so if you can't take critique then you shouldn't be here. fuck off.
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>>3545631
>it's shit.
I'm enjoying it. Sorry you're upset I guess?
>And don't say that is the point
Honestly it's all for the (you)s most likely.
>cause that would be a pretty fucking lame uninteresting point.
Which part, exactly? Do you have a continuous timelapse of a process where you work on ~250 paintings over 20 months edited chronologically to groovy tunes? Do you have a series of paintings about the nature of memetics and behavioral psychological messaging in the internet revolution? Are you documenting your own self-destruction over the span of a decade?

This shit isn't uninteresting. Particularly not to me. Which is why I'm doing it. I'd talk shit about the things you choose to you're not even interesting enough for that.

And how did you watch an hour long thing in 5 minutes? Seems like you're being disingenuous?

Anyweigh I like the end with the fappening painting being edited to the American Dream chorus outro thing. https://youtu.be/45GkUiuRmjM?t=3346

I also like the reflektor sequence generally. https://youtu.be/45GkUiuRmjM?t=1945

And like, you say "shit art with an innovative meaning is still shit art" but then you move the goalposts and then act uppity about how "uninteresting" you think it is. idk who you are anon. Why would I give a shit if you find me interesting?

What a boring cuck. Do you ever wonder why you're so self-important and entitled? Do you ever wonder if consumerism has gone too far? Also, what do you think the best way to prepare and eat a finger would be?
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>>3545657
not the same people you mong
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i think this is bannable
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>>3545660
It should be. This is the most summer thing I've ever seen
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>>3545470
I just wish you would actually fucking try to draw the clothing instead of just flat doodoo smears with no form next to rendered faces.
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>>3545664
well its just one guy replying to trolls and staying on the front page and doxing is involved. ive seen other threads get nipped faster
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>>3545654
>I give up.
k
>I thought you would ease your mindset because I was trying to be reasonable with you.
i did tho
>The bottom line is, this is a "critique" board, so if you can't take critique then you shouldn't be here.
I kind of literally take practical suggestions though. That's the ironic thing. Is that when people tell me to do things I just start doing them. Like the year one: misusing blacks, year two misusing whites meme was borne from an anon telling me to never use black paint again.

And you're right it is a critique board. This is a project about 4chan and fucking reddit and all you sniveling cancerous fucking children destroying your selves. I know I'm fucked. I'm much more interested in talking about the cancer destroying (you).
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>>3545665
pfft then next thing you're gonna say I need to finish the dang shadows and hair and stuff pfft
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>>3545660
>>3545664
8 MORE YEARS LMAOOOO
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>>3545670
>I'm upset when people demand attention from others when they have nothing of value to offer
Are you an artist or a producer anon?
>Yes, everyone is aware that you are here for the attention
Eh it's more like "abuse" than attention. Makes me nostalgic for my childhood haha.
>Take a step back, dingus, and you'll see that you're just a dude that copies photos with acrylics
Name FIVE (5) better Acrylic meme painters currently racing Van Gogh ill weight.
>It's shit. Uninteresting shit.
I find it interesting. That's why I paint it. Sorry you're upset I guess?
>There are no more layers to this, the rest is all in your head.
in your head too bozo. You've probably spent more time today thinking about why I'm not interesting than you've spent in the last week working to make yourself interesting.
>You have posted your shit timelapse before,
Yeah it demonstrates my process for people that may have questions.
>and even the music is normie-tier.
ok? I like it. Lyrics are relevant to the whole gestalt and stuff. Song called Reflektor that kind of speaks to the whole "copies photos" crit.

And why would you qualify things by whether or not it's normatively appealing? How do you plan on "making it" if your productive instincts are driven towards things that nobody likes?

What do you make? And how do you make it without it looking like shit for a bunch of the time? How do you get better without making mistakes?
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>>3544087
>Never gonna make what again?
a decent painting
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If we can keep this thread going he might post his entire image gallery. Keep it up, fellas.
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>>3545666
no one actually posted his dox as far as i know, just threatened to
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>>3545723
>>3544456
>300 paintings
get real bozo
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>>3545733
300 paintings and no progress.

This guy is my biggest fear. I hope I do not become like him.

Please god have mercy
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Reminds me of the paintings Bush did, only worse
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>>3545740
>fibonacci spacing

And

The

Fun Goof

Of It All

Is You'll Do Nothing

Crippled By Whataboutism

And Impotent Fear

Of Strangers

That Use

(you)
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>>3545767
top 5 all time favorite artist tbphwyhf.

You wish you could do them strokez brah.
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alright bye!
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>>3545111
You won’t sell them, either.
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>>3546788
Why did you think it was a good idea to bump this thread?
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>>3545740
This. I don't want to turn into a head-up-my-ass memelord stagnating whilst making hundreds of mediocre portraits of reaction images for Reddit upboats.
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>>3544543
>they still look dead despite their expression or color
the blue on the faces
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>>3545042
get out
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do you sell these things for a living op? i think they're pretty appealing
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>>3545170
do you fuck them?
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>>3548279
Nope, I Lord my nice guyness over there head like a piano about to snap off a rope onto a city street
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Based OP
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>>3544095
>lively pretty colors and brushstrokes
fucking where
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what the fuck are people supposed to do for vacation?

spent 2 years incepting myself into being compulsively driven towards production as a matter of obsessive delusions and now I'm supposed to take a whole dang month off.

Anyone been to Austin?
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upload another jewtube video already u faget
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>>3548339
>spent 2 years incepting myself into being compulsively driven towards production as a matter of obsessive delusions
Why?
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>>3548339
I usally go and paint local parks and befriend old ladies who approach me never been to Austin tho
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>>3548339
do outside things
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>>3548386
I'm working on that. Looking at cameras and PT Cruisers right now.

What should it be about?
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>>3544189
>generally that's when you don't put little white dots on the eyeballs.
Trying so hard to deflect criticism. Kinda sad.

Also, this>>3548315
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>>3549986
>generally that's when you don't put little white dots on the eyeballs.
I thought this was funny.
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these threads are better than everything else on /ic/
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>>3549573
You painting under the influence with cool music. Just do what feels natural and time lapse it. I'm a simple man with simple needs.
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>>3550725
is it though?
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working on muh Batman v Superman review.

Anyone have any opinions on that moof?
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Episode 2 is Confirmed for Autism.

Which is also about how Conan's writers apparently have a schtick where they encourage qt actresses to talk about how they were fucking weirdos as kids.

>Evangeline Lilly Autism earlobe fetish
>Mackenzie Davis playing with dead animals as a kid
>lady that appeared with Norm one time

and then in furtherance it's about the aesthetic appeal of people in hyper fabricated, idealized situations, made up and wardrobed to look as attractive as possible, then being invited to act like wierdo kids. There's a fundamental appeal (to me at least kys faggets) of capturing people in ideal production circumstances, demonstrating humanity in ways that aren't generally appreciated, particularly not in the "fine arts."

The idea of finding your flow experience in spite of an audience of people laughing at you is something that gets my braincunt wet as fuck.

And like capturing someone at their most extremely distorted reactionary cringe face. That's capturing someone operating outside of their sense of self. It's a state of nothingness.

Wabi sabi.
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Episode 3 is How to Paint Trump, which has been the big hang up. Basically everything I've done since January 2017 is technically part of that episode. I'm now at the point where I'm ready to start on camera production for the back half of the episode, then working my way through going back and trimming the beard and hair to do different scenes for different notable time periods since the Trump administration has begun.

But also the plan has been to do episodes 4-~7 with the beard, then shave it off for an episode doing episodes 9, 10, 1, and 2 in production order.

So like. Production schedule:

Episode 3e
Episode 4
Episode 5
Episode 6
Episode 7a
Episode 3d
Episode 3c
Episode 3b
Episode 3a
Episode 7b
Episode 8
Episode 9
Episode 10
Episode 1
Episode 2
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Probable ebipsoneds

How to Paint BvS
How to Paint Confirmed for Autism
How to Paint Trump
How to Wabi Sabi
How to Paint Drugs
How to Paint Active Measures
How to Paint 4chan
How to Paint Reddit
How to Paint Time
How to Self Destruct
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>>3544190

Is this Elyse?
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>>3544224
Is the plan to destroy all of them?
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ayyy
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break from painting is leading to bogie sketches
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>>3555503
yes from some compilation that youtube autoplay found
>>3555598
maybe
>>3557062
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>>3544087
sorry for destroying your illusions, but "painting memes" is a meme of its own kind. Just search for these keywords. It's been done, and way better in terms of technique and craftsmanship than you do. You seem to not care about getting anything across other than "I just need to paint that reaction face and get it done with". Your shadows are grey, the marks are often lazy and too thick, your colors are muted and parts of the faces are oddly shifted, although obviously you use tracing.

I saw that you've made quite a lot of these small paintings already, going on for months. I think that you should change your schtick, because of all things that are bad about it, it's really getting old. Save your time for some new project.
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>>3559481
>sorry for destroying your illusions, but "painting memes" is a meme of its own kind.
sexually?
>Just search for these keywords. It's been done
So? Do you only do things if you think they've literally never been done before by anyone in history?
>and way better in terms of technique and craftsmanship than you do.
Oh no!? I would say I consider myself a filmmaker and storyteller first if that matters to (you). I'm ok with having wabi sabi technique and spiteful craftsmanship, particularly early on. This is a 10 year meme and I'm only on year 2-3. Can't create the illusion of improvement if you don't start out producing shit.
>Your shadows are grey
I mean I'd say they sometimes have been. They're also often blue and red and shit. I'm made a lot of paintings all with different techniques. This means nothing to me.
> the marks are often lazy and too thick,
idk what you mean by this. The underdrawing? I'm ripping off van gogh who famously used thick lines and grids and perspective windows and junk.
>your colors are muted
Some of them are. I used gesso in the paint to see what it would do for a bunch. Some aren't though.
>and parts of the faces are oddly shifted
example?
>although obviously you use tracing.
again it depends on which one you're talking about. I do grid technique now. The first act was most graphite transfer but it's about half and half now.
>I saw that you've made quite a lot of these small paintings already, going on for months.
They're mostly 11x14 or 12x16 or 20x24.
>I think that you should change your schtick
Ok but why should I care what you think?
>because of all things that are bad about it, it's really getting old.
again i'm not sure what makes you think you're special. And everything gets old retard. Time is entropy. Get over it.
>Save your time for some new project.
Spend some time on anything. You probably don't do anything at all for fear of it being bad. Crippled by your own self-importance.
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>>3559559
>So? Do you only do things if you think they've literally never been done before by anyone in history?
I try to. You obviously don't even try.

You're a filmmaker? haha, please don't tell me you're as much a filmmaker as you are a painter, god forbid. And you want to keep this going for 10+ years. Oh boy.

>shadows grey. I'm made a lot of paintings all with different techniques.
The trouble being that you rely too much on tracing and lazily copying a photo from the web instead of actually trying to paint. You don't know any basics when it comes to painting bodies or portraits and it shows.

>idk what you mean by this. The underdrawing?
literally look at any of your paintings, especially as thumbnails. you are mainly tracing outlines, folds, exaggerated furrows, all too thick in lines.

>I'm ripping off van gogh
no you're not. careful, you're asking for a lightning to strike you for claiming that.

Are you saying, you actually mix gesso into your colors?? haha. ever read any book on painting at all?

>and parts of the faces are oddly shifted
>example?
not surprised that you can't even tell for yourself. you lack the basics. it's subtle shifts, like the mouth is too broad, the hairline is too dark and too far on either side, the jaw is too broad. you can't tell as you are blinded by the process of copying from the photo. you care too little about the finished artwork. your main goal is a high output and a very low self-critique or reflection.

>again it depends on which one you're talking about. I do grid technique now. The first act was most graphite transfer but it's about half and half now.
tracing is tracing, no matter which way you do it. the problem is you don't understand the form of what you are tracing. any old lady with too much time on her hand can trace a photo in her sunday painters club. again, the resulting quality of the painting seems to be of no value to you.

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>>3559559
>Ok but why should I care what you think?
good point. any artist is entitled to dismiss any criticism that doesn't further his developement. a smart artist will hear the criticism, evaluate it and accept it or dismiss it based on whether it rings true or not. all you do is be super defensive and reject criticism so far or you twist the argument around, saying "it's all on purpose" etc.

>And everything gets old retard. Time is entropy. Get over it.
sure, everything does. but some people realize that a certain project is a waste of time, as it's been done to death. or they find out halfway that it isn't worthwhile.
I've been doing projects and later found out that certain aspects have already been realized in artworks by contemporary artists. what i did was, i was glad and found that my ideas are on the right way, but i didn't continue to repeat what has been done before, but I've been putting all effort into discovering topics that are close to 100% my own, genuine idea. If you seriously believe there are no genuinely new ideas around in contemporary art, you must have avoided seeing big art shows all these years. but it is clear to me that you are a nostalgic artist, you claim to be following Van Goghs style. You are fine with repeating things in the most obvious way.

>Spend some time on anything. You probably don't do anything at all for fear of it being bad. Crippled by your own self-importance.
I always chuckle at these silhouette assumptions. you have no idea about what i do, and before you say pyw, I won't. the legitimacy of what I say about your work is based on my own experience in painting +10 years. Other than you namefags, I'm not going to post my work in a weeaboo infested board.
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>>3559584
>I try to.
Post your work! Sounds amazing!
>You obviously don't even try.
I mean aside from you just saying things I try pretty hard to find a novel aesthetic and subject matter. Nobody else thought to solicit reaction faces and memes from 4chan and do a portrait series. Nobody else is really focused on distorted stress faces and cringes and stuff. Most everyone else uses oils while I use acrylic. Most people aren't shooting timelapse of everything they work on to later use in an insane movie project.

I mean honestly you're talking from a place of ignorance. And you're embarrassing yourself with your pretentious hack attitude. I don't think you do the work. You don't act like you do.
>And you want to keep this going for 10+ years. Oh boy.
No. 10 years. Then I get shot in the chest and the race is over. You're out of your element Donny. Why do you choose to come out of the gates acting like an uppity do-nothing faggot?
>You don't know any basics when it comes to painting bodies or portraits and it shows.
Post your work.
>literally look at any of your paintings, especially as thumbnails
Dope crit dawg.
>no you're not.
Yes I am. I'm racing him. competing in total paintings completed in less time starting at the same age. If that offends you, good. You're the type of sniveling dipshit I'm mocking.
>careful, you're asking for a lightning to strike you for claiming that.
What a pretentious peice of shit faggot. Van Gogh is famous for being crazy and making art that nobody liked when he was alive. Most of his 900 paintings weren't actually very good by any contemporary standards. He sold one in his life.
>Are you saying, you actually mix gesso into your colors?
Yeah I did for a whole bunch. First year was all about misusing black paint. Second year is all about misusing whites. I'm also ripping off a Tool song.
>not surprised that you can't even tell for yourself
I asked you to highlight ONE specific painting to focus on.
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>>3559621
cheap insults, sorry excuses for all his mistakes, evasive maneuvers, trying hard not to see what is pointed out.

my work is done here. have a good life. try to get the lice out of your beard, whacko.
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>>3559584
>it's subtle shifts, like the mouth is too broad, the hairline is too dark and too far on either side, the jaw is too broad.
300 paintings. You're dogshit at critique. Are you trying to critique or are you just trying to make yourself feel good about yourself?
>you care too little about the finished artwork.
Yeah they're not done. They are literally all left unfinished. It's a 10 year project and none of them go anywhere until they all do. That's why it's helpful when you highlight specific ones and say what to do to finish them.

I do what anons tell me. I take actual critique and apply it. Of course the irony of it is that this whole board is a bunch of edgy lazy kids that would rather tell me to stop (making it easier for you to continue doing nothing) than make practical suggestions on how to improve.
>tracing is tracing, no matter which way you do it.
And you can't even do that lmao.
> the problem is you don't understand the form of what you are tracing.
Yes I do. I can hand draw faces fine. I have over a decade of art education experience. You're demonstrating that you don't know what you're talking about. Try harder.
>any old lady with too much time on her hand can trace a photo in her sunday painters club.
And yet you impotently do nothing. You have nothing to show for yourself. You don't even have a sunday after painting.
>again, the resulting quality of the painting seems to be of no value to you.
Of course it is. I just value different things that you. You've got a very virginal faggot understanding of art production. Reminds me of me for the ten years I did nothing at all and justified it to myself by thinking "at least I'm not making anything bad."

Nobody will ever be impressed by how much you tell yourself you could make good art if you wanted to.
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>>3559629
>cheap insults, sorry excuses for all his mistakes, evasive maneuvers,
Why do you think you deserve to be treated well? What would you say you're doing here? You show up, demonstrate a very basic kid understanding of aesthetics, tell me to quit a whole bunch, and actively refuse to speak in anything other than useless generalities.

Why do you feel so entitled and self-important?

>trying hard not to see what is pointed out.
ok first, you've said NOTHING that hasn't been said before. I've already had these conversations. It's already been happening for years now. It's an evolving process of active intentional subversion. And then you show up saying the same Art 101 critiques that every other tryhard kid does.

>my work is done here.
So you admit that your "work" is just you telling yourself how special you think you are while you do nothing but shitpost on the internet?

Other than masturbating your impotent ego anonymously, what are you working on today anon? What are you producing?
>have a good life.
Kill yourself :)
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>>3559652
>Reminds me of me for the ten years I did nothing at all and justified it to myself by thinking "at least I'm not making anything bad."
>oh but it's all unfinished of course!
>produces nothing but shit
I think you have a gap in your formula.
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>>3559663
>And then you show up saying the same Art 101 critiques that every other tryhard kid does.
which demonstrates perfectly that you don't care about anything at. you don't care about your work, you don't care about solid criticism, you don't care about where this is going. you just keep beating a dead horse over and over again. that's what crazy people do. right up there with Illastrat, if you ask me. you guys are on the top. the question is, what top is it?

>>3559663
>Other than masturbating your impotent ego anonymously, what are you working on today anon? What are you producing?
>impotent, not producing, do nothing
>more projection
>even more projection
I'm working as a sculptor and I make 3k a month and the good thing is, it also finances my own artwork, as I will spend the rest of the year spending that money on my art and my living expenses. so, what do you do all day?
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>>3559681
>I think you have a gap in your formula.
I think you may actually have an autism spectrum disorder. The entire wabi sabi of the series is about embracing the reality that on essentially all art is just trash. It's all a goof. None of it really matters. Just do what you feel like!

Time is entropy and we're all dying and everything we do fundamentally does on matter from a cosmic or existential point of view. Even if you "make it," whatever "it" may be, it ultimately will not matter.

And the reason I chose to give myself this existential challenge where I'm racing Van Gogh in total paintings is that it forces the pretentious self-defeating "perfectionist" asshole in my head to shut the fuck up. Here's a haiku I just made:

Nothing is perfect,
And anything is better.
Time is entropy.

I'm just embracing the reality that I may make stuff that people may not like. And I'm making stuff because it's what I enjoy doing. The reason I treat you like the cuck that you are is that you think rational critique is to demand I stop doing what I enjoy doing because it upsets you. You're a contemptuous coward and a sniveling doody pants baby.
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>>3559730
>all art is just trash. It's all a goof. None of it really matters. Just do what you feel like!
>Time is entropy
>milk is white
>my doodoo smells bad
(see, i can use your doo doo and poo poo language as well. maybe it gets to you, maybe even more effectively than writing normal)

So, if you allow me to summarize (correct me if I got it all wrong:)
- You want to exceed the amount of paintings Van Gogh has made
- quanity is obviously more important to you than quality
- there is perfectionism and there is blatant dilettantism (your side) and there is nothing relevant inbetween for you
- you take copying reaction faces as the core idea of your series
- you use cheap materials like industrially made canvas and low quality acrylics

questions remaining:
why do you leave them "unfinished"? (I suspect you can't do any better, or can you?)
why is your "philosophy" so goddamn angsty teenager tier?
where do you want your works to be displayed? do you make any effort in that direction?
why out of all things reaction faces? (friendly reminder, they are as appealing as emoji handbags and emoji pillows)
can you please throw more primary school tier insults to prove my point that you are incredibly butthurt when someone calls your shit out for being shit?
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>>3559687
>I'm working as a sculptor and I make 3k a month and the good thing is, it also finances my own artwork, as I will spend the rest of the year spending that money on my art and my living expenses. so, what do you do all day?
I paint memes and move money around like any rational grownup does. Invested in bitcoin early then forgot about it until 2016. I don't sell originals and I haven't gotten around to doing the website or prints or the youtube series because I finally got to a good work flow with the painting and I just keep doing that. I'm financed and budgeted for a decade assuming zero income from selling paintings or prints.

Looking for studio space now actually. Looking in like shipyards and industrial places that would be cool with loud noises. Living room is getting all crowded.

>so, what do you do all day?
Depends on which day kind of? I tend to wake up, go to my workspace and continue working where I left off the morning before. Normally paint for 5-12 hours a day, depending on if I'm writing or shitposting or editing or whatever else.

I'm trying to force myself to take a break for august so I can start archiving and imprinting the shit that's already been done. I'm currently working on pre-production and coordinating the second act. Which requires that I at least produce the 10 episode project, do at least another 250 paintings, and cut my finger off.
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>>3559730
>everything we do fundamentally does on matter from a cosmic or existential point of view.
your fatalistic concept behind all this is as post-post modern as it can get. "fuck all principles". taking the most fleeting, obscene images - reaction faces - and starting to paint them - which as i said, has been done to death by hundreds of other mediocre artists - in no way supports the things you state. you cry about nothing really mattering on a cosmic scale and what you do is creating something that matters even less, that doesn't appeal, that won't surprise anyone really. if you would really act by those standards, you'd be going into a nihilistic abstraction like Malevich with his black square and all the art after that which denies representational painting altogether.

the issue with painting newbies is that they have a vague concept in mind that they both fail to describe consistently, but are even better at failing to let that show in their artwork at all. when you talk to beginners students who try to start and make artworks with an underlying concept, you will find yourself puzzled by the things they talk about and the fact that not a trace of any of that shows in their work, much like in your case. it is simply too vague and ambiguous in a bad way.
if i'd seen your paintings in an exhibition space, i would without hesitation categorize you as a freshman in art uni in his very first semester. that is exactly that level of conceptual maturity (or rather, complete lack of) that your work oozes.
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>>3559768
>see, i can use your doo doo and poo poo language as well
can you?
>You want to exceed the amount of paintings Van Gogh has made
In less time and (maybe) with better body armor and better recorded self-destruction.
>quanity is obviously more important to you than quality
well yeah what kind of asshole is going to compete against one of the most famous artists in "quality?" Plus I don't want any kind of expectation that I have to start making everything look like a Van Gogh painting.
> there is perfectionism and there is blatant dilettantism (your side)
post your statues fag
> and there is nothing relevant inbetween for you
you're an idiot.
>you take copying reaction faces as the core idea of your series
sure. among other things. >>3552687
>you use cheap materials like industrially made canvas and low quality acrylics
no barriers to entry! anyone can do it!

>why do you leave them "unfinished"?
They're props to be "finished" for on camera segments.
>why is your "philosophy" so goddamn angsty teenager tier?
It's by, for, and about the target demographic userbase on 4chan. It's all an extension of a painting made as a shitpost about Batman v Superman. It's a "peasant painting" series about the demographic being psychographically radicalized and agitated and abused by malicious corporate and foreign interests. Lot of parallels between the industrial revolution and the internet revolution. It's all a Van Gogh meme. He was an edgy guy.
>where do you want your works to be displayed?
The dumpster.
>do you make any effort in that direction?
yep.
>why out of all things reaction faces?
if you need to ask you're too fucking boring to bother with.
>friendly reminder, they are as appealing as emoji handbags and emoji pillows
This isn't friendly. You're a piece of shit.
>an you please throw more primary school tier insults to prove my point
You smell like pee.
>someone calls your shit out for being shit?
I'm the clown. you're the joke.
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>>3559793
tldr you're a tryhard coward and you're probably also a liar. If you had anything of value to offer you'd have posted something to demonstrate that you know anything. You keep talking to strawmen and doing disingenuous bozo shit.
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>>3559816
>the points made hurt my fee fees
>"tl;dr hahaha!"
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>>3559816
ah, forgot to mention: If only you'd just be all "it's fun for me, so I do it!", but no, you are thinking of yourself as some kind of genius, superior, "the best" ...
there's this saying in my country: "he's confident in all the wrong places". it doesn't quite translate that well i think, but you get the idea. nothing wrong with doing what you enjoy doing. but you excessively overestimate yourself and your work.
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>>3559817
>the points made hurt my fee fees
No i literally didn't read. If I read I do the greentext response thing. Saw that in your wall of text you said "fuck all principles," which I've never said, and figured there's no point in engaging with that dogshit.

Learn to read bozo. Why do you think it's cool to misread and attack strawmen ideas that you made up?

Do you not care about intellectual honesty? Why not just be a rational human type of person?
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>>3559830
>No i literally didn't read.
you drool on every line in this thread, you're an attention whore, it's part of the deal. you read everything. even that you should reply to this post or your mom will die in her sleep tonight.
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>>3559829
>ah, forgot to mention:
you seem upset lol
> If only you'd just be all "it's fun for me, so I do it!", but no
I mean, yes. I also enjoy goofing with uppity pissypants anons on the intranettes. I also use arguing as a way to clarify my instincts. I'm also working on an argument bot.
>you are thinking of yourself as some kind of genius, superior, "the best" ...
My point is actually that ANYONE CAN DO THIS. How does that translate to you as me saying I'm "superior?" And when did I say I was "the best" without being entirely ironic?

My whole autism is that it only needs to be a competition against yourself and time. There aren't actual ranks to things.
>there's this saying in my country
There's this saying in my country: "I don't care."
-Tommy Lee Jones
>it doesn't quite translate that well i think, but you get the idea
You don't get the idea and it likely will never translate into your gooksprecht.
>but you excessively overestimate yourself and your work.
$250,000 OBO
>>3559839
>you drool on every line in this thread
Yeah and I read the first line, saw an stupid strawmen mischaracterization of what I've already written about for fucking months, and didn't need to continue. You weren't saying anything of value. You were knowingly lying.

Did not and will not read.

>you're an attention whore
feed me bb
>you read everything.
didn't read your essay tho lol. Could have been some dynamite insight on the back half. Too bad you chose to be a disingenuous boogerfaced kid in everything else that you do.
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How is this thread still alive after weeks
230 replies, nothing actually related to art ever gets this many.
What a fucking shitshow this board is.
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>>3545176
you must realize how pathetic and insecure this entire thread looks right? hope you are being serious about suicide
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>>3559885
>you must realize how pathetic and insecure this entire thread looks right?
Sure. It's super embarrassing. Self-defeating even.
>hope you are being serious about suicide
You wanna race?

>>3559880
The secret is lead poisoning.
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>>3544224
jesus this mindless kamikaze idiot is going to blow up the ghetto house he lives in for sure.
i bet he has solvent soaked rags lying around all over. enjoy that arson by sheer stupidity and recklessness.
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>>3559890
oh for fucks sake, you've been hand fed how much you suck all over the thread, probably:
>>3544521
>>3544289
why did I even bother? hopeless case
and you experiment with LSD, of course. neo-hippie artist bullshit. wow.
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>>3559907
>solvent
he's an acrylic baby
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>>3559921
>oh for fucks sake, you've been hand fed how much you suck all over the thread
Yeah and it happens in every thread I OP and almost every thread I participate in. 2 years of it.

Time is a flat circle.

>why did I even bother?
Because you're insecure about your own shit probably and you "critique" others as an outlet?
>hopeless case
Post your statues gurl
>and you experiment with LSD
Yeah one of the best things a person can do. But it was mostly just microdosing. You can read about it there's plenty to it.
>neo-hippie artist bullshit.
well thats just like your opinion man.

And also what kind of "critique" is this? And what does it say about you? Wow you're some boring impotent coward that's afraid to explore their own sense of self. You're on an artistic critique thread making faggy ad hominem attacks against how I choose to experiment with creative production. And you expect me to care about what you have to say? Why?

(You)'re every boring tween ever.
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>>3544087
for me personally making it is drawing at a level where you can say "yeah that looks good" or have other people tell you they wanna be like you since I have a normal job
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>>3559947
We choose to go to the Moon in this decade and do the other things, not because they are easy, but because they are hard; because that goal will serve to organize and measure the best of our energies and skills, because that challenge is one that we are willing to accept, one we are unwilling to postpone, and one we intend to win, and the others, too.
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Probable season 2 ebipsoneds

How to Paint The Fappening
How to Paint Gamergate
How to Paint Alcoholism
How to Paint Mania
How to Paint Depression
How to Paint Instagram
How to Paint media addiction
How to Paint Availability Heuristics and normalized whataboutism
How to Inception
How to Paint Eyes and Hands and Stuff
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>>3559907
fun fact: the first fire happened a few hours after this photo was taken
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my theory is that my bag and that hard case were next to the burnt up surge protector and then I either spilled a drink onto the protector or the cat pissed on it.
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and the bin with the first 50 was sitting right next to the fire. Plus the bag and hard case had my dad's entire life on hard drives in the fire.
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they still smell like burnt plastic
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>>3560529
I've expected nothing less. Telling by your looks, that rat-like, untidy beard and hair and your manic grin, you're a troubled teen in a tween body.

At least read up on the chemicals, solvents and other materials you use. You are a danger to your neighbors.
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>>3559793
Lost power and got bored and read this.
>taking the most fleeting, obscene images - reaction faces - and starting to paint them - which as i said, has been done to death by hundreds of other mediocre artists
Name 27.
>in no way supports the things you state.
yeah huh.
>you cry about nothing really mattering on a cosmic scale
It's not crying it's just a statement on the nature of reality. It's what motivates me. Big fan of absurdism.
>and what you do is creating something that matters even less
Everything matters equally less. It's all just perception and fabricated value. You think money launderers care about le fundamentals?
>that doesn't appeal
To who? People seem to be drawn to them.
>that won't surprise anyone really
Surprises them more than not doing it eh
>if you would really act by those standards, you'd be going into a nihilistic abstraction like Malevich
non non non absurdism
>the issue with painting newbies is that they have a vague concept in mind that they both fail to describe consistently
I mean I've been working on a wiki about this shit. Been pretty consistent.
>it is simply too vague and ambiguous in a bad way.
Just like your shitpost attempt at "critique." You're not demonstrating anything. You're just going "nah uh" to what I'm doing. Post your statues.
>you will find yourself puzzled by the things they talk about
That's probably because you're fucking stupid brah.
>if i'd seen your paintings in an exhibition space
You wouldn't would you dipshit.
>i would without hesitation categorize you as a freshman in art uni in his very first semester
t. sophomore
> that is exactly that level of conceptual maturity (or rather, complete lack of) that your work oozes.
Perfect. If it triggers an uppity knownothing like you I must be doing something right.
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I thought of a meme you could do a shitty painting of to tie the entire portfolio and greater concept together - J.C. Denton saying 'I never asked for this'.

Much like Denton, absolutely no-one here has ever asked you to show up and autistically upload a billion poorly painted meme shit.

No one has asked you to obsessively hit F5 and reply to every single sentence commenting negatively in your work by splitting it into 5 separate paragraphs. (Fun fact: Normal people respond to sentences as a whole, instead of tossing out passive-aggressive madlibs every 4 seconds).

And this got an actual chuckle out of me because despite seeing your bizarre activity in far too much detail, you still managed to surprise me with a fucking listing of episode titles for your upcoming 'season'. My sides. My fucking sides.

I mean, thanks for keeping us informed senpai, I'm sure we'll be checking the DVD listing to make sure the episodes tie up with the above.

I think the most painful thing about this whole experience is it becomes apparent what a lonely, isolated man you are, and you're desperate for someone to show interest in your 'take' on something, but your mental illness and lack of talent mean you're never going to be interviewed or asked why you made your artistic choices. Because no one asked for this.

TLDR: Your paintings are still shit and I'm still glad that your dog is dead.
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>>3562028
dont reply to him, just let this thread die on its own.
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>>3562028
>I thought of a meme you could do a shitty painting of to tie the entire portfolio and greater concept together - J.C. Denton saying 'I never asked for this'.
adding it to the Liszt
>No one has asked you
didn't need permission.
>you still managed to surprise me
ill put that on the vhs box cover
>My sides. My fucking sides.
I have cancer.
>I think the most painful thing about this whole experience is it becomes apparent what a lonely, isolated man you are
womp womp. Sounds a bit like projecting to muah.
>and you're desperate for someone to show interest in your 'take' on something
eh. I'm mostly just interested in starting a sex cult.
>but your mental illness
you say this like its a bad thing.
>and lack of talent
better than (you) gurl
>mean you're never going to be interviewed or asked why you made your artistic choices.
I mean I don't really want to be "interviewed." And I just record and document why I do things. Can just fill out the wiki later. Maybe start hiring qt college kids to intern or something.

Not to mention that it's not like it's fucking hard to get an interview. You know how many fucking blogs there are? You know how many local daytime news producers are desperate to fill time?

If there's anything that can be learned from Trump is that it's easy to get attention if you pretend to be someone else and shill for your own lies.
>Because no one asked for this.
I appreciate your use of recurring motifs in your essay about why you have an inferiority complex. Still a dogshit premise tho.

>TLDR: Your paintings are still shit and I'm still glad that your dog is dead.
which dog? Am I supposed to care that some virginal stranger is glad that a dog is dead? Am I supposed to know who you are? You're one of the many anons here with your impotent spite. Narrows you down to a whole handful of tryhard losers.

Imagine if you worked as hard improving yourself as you did writing high school essays about why you're glad that dogs are dead.
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>>3562070
Dude, you are snapping and barking like a cornered Chihuahua.
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>>3562028
The truth has been spoken
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>>3544087
dude i like your stuff
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>>3544189
>my dude, I seen beams n shit. on my mama
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>>3562265
Tell that to the bot.
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alright made it 12 days without painting.

New rule for august is that I can't paint anything new. Only furtherance of fuck can be applied to all the shitty undone things from summer 2017.
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>>3562701
Can't wait to see this all fall apart when you realize the foundation of your work allows for about 3 minutes more of elaboration per piece. Then maybe you'll finally kill yourself
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>>3562708
read a book ya doingus I'm only in year 2.
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>>3562713
>read a book
Lol! No
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>>3562713
I'm in week 1 and I can already paint better than you without a grid ya bozo
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>>3562720
looking good!
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>>3562701
>>3560950
used retarder on this one. Should I not have drank it?
>>3562708
>allows for about 3 minutes more of elaboration per piece.
this is the salami layer
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>>3562720
is this acrylic? and is this brian?

I like the exposed canvas a lot. framing is fucky though and she got a fat arm.
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>no grids
>no tracing
/ic/ blown the fuck out
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>>3562028
Show your art.
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>>3563302
yikes
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>>3563051
that's too pretty for the rest of your stuff
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>>3563340
im weirdly annoyed by that one for some reason
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>>3562713
baby blue is fun color. Also was mixed with retarder and gloss to add texture. Next I go back over with reds and yellows.
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>>3564144
Nigga your process is terrible this was your best painting and you ruined it
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>>3564148
i never liked it how it was. was just base layer with gesso. And I've done a bunch where you do the blues and make it look awful but then when you texture skin tones on top it it sometimes works out.

idk layering is cool because there's always the chance that future you isn't an asshole and pulls a miracle out of their ass
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>>3564156
>sometimes works
Good luck making a career on "it sometimes works"
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>>3564165
This is the career. I'm retired at the end of the race. Now or never bb.

And seriously that's the challenge of acrylic layering. You spend basically the entire time working on what it will EVENTUALLY look like. Requires an amount of foresight and planning and patience and stuff that is taken for granted when it's well executed.

idk you can see how it normally goes here
https://youtu.be/oB3cW6-lMuY

ones where that process generally worked out
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>>3563051
>>3559963
>>3559851
>>3559830 (in process)
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>>3564170
Okay first of all, you don't get to decide when a painting comes out good, the buyer does, second of all, why are you so obsessed with the idea of dying poor and getting famous. It's not "all or nothing bb".

What if hypothetically people start getting interested in your paintings before you die? If you start making a decent living at this in your life will you consider yourself a failed artist? Will you stop painting? What's wrong with having a comfortable normal life? It's not really up to you if there's a market for your artwork. What if you're just an average artist that pays taxes, starts a small business, and supports a family?

Or is all that not edgy enough for you...
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>>3564178
>Okay first of all, you don't get to decide when a painting comes out good
Yeah you kind of do. You're in charge of the creative direction and it's your time being expended. Have you ever worked in a production environment with deadlines and budgets and stuff?

Not to mention that I'm my own client. I'm working for my production company.

> second of all, why are you so obsessed with the idea of dying poor and getting famous.
Mostly just obsessed with dying tbphwyf. And when did I say in any of the actual production conversation I was trying to have did I say shit about either of those things?
>It's not "all or nothing bb".
Is for me.
>What if hypothetically people start getting interested in your paintings before you die?
They already are it's been really annoying trying to explain why I won't sell anyone any of my shitty acrylic paintings. Why do you think I'm working on a toxic argument bot?
>If you start making a decent living at this in your life will you consider yourself a failed artist?
Fuck no. Just become reflected as part of the series probably? I don't really care about myself as an "artist" necessarily. This entire thread is about that. Are you an artist or a producer?
>Will you stop painting?
Never make another painting after the race is over.
>What's wrong with having a comfortable normal life?
Nothing. I don't think people are actually living "comfortable normal lives" though. Bunch of self-destructive media junkies circlejerking around a bunch of goofball dogma as they let the future slide into an actual dystopia. This is not a time in history where humanity should be sedate and comfortable, and yet the beautiful disaster is we're already like 30 years too late to stop it. Internet addiction alone is an entire epidemic that we're not ever picking at yet.

You're on a sinking ship and you sold the lifeboats in 2010. How do you choose to spend your time before everything is underwater?
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>>3564196
whatever dude...
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>>3564196
you have people that want to buy your work but you're so convinced you're misunderstood you think money is stupid.

meanwhile I'm trying as hard as i can to get into shows and make a career at this and nobody is even remotely interested.

you tell me, who's more like van gogh?

you just sound like a spoiled brat, not the next great artist
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>>3564222
I mean you axed
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>>3564278
>"hey can I buy a painting they're pretty cool"
>"lul no I don't need money i'm a starving artist don't you get it?"


truly a ridiculous attitude. grow up.
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>>3564196
People want to buy your paintings but you're not selling them?!? What level of autism is this what the honest fuck? Are you like some rich spoiled idiot or something? Why don't you need money?
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>>3564225
>you have people that want to buy your work
yes
>but you're so convinced you're misunderstood
Not really? I'm mostly just underexplained from where I'm shitting.
>you think money is stupid
Money is stupid. What I'm all about is a wikipedia page about me in like 60 years.
>meanwhile I'm trying as hard as i can to get into shows and make a career at this and nobody is even remotely interested.
I would say it's kind of a tryhard vibe? Plus I'm pretty sure that most shows are just a money laundering racket with a side bonus of being able to rip off dipshit artists for $15 on venmo.

Plus your subject matter is often boring on a surface level and sometimes potentially creepy on a meta level. You either paint still lives or trees or sad looking prostitutes. From the perspective of someone that would want to promote you or your work it's a tough sell.

> you tell me, who's more like van gogh?
You pretty much. Too bad I called dibs boyeeee.

>you just sound like a spoiled brat, not the next great artist
You sound like the next great artist, not some spoiled brat
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>>3564288
>"lul no I don't need money i'm a starving artist don't you get it?"
So far when it comes to irl people I've actually told them it's there's I just can't give it to them yet. There is currently one (1) painting that is not in my custard.
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>>3564319
>can make a living never learning how to draw, using grids, crappily painting by numbers a bunch of celebrity portraits
>people eating it up
>has the nerve to come on 4chan and brag to a bunch of people trying their hardest how little effort he has to put in compared to them

Feelsbadman
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>>3564326
On top of that

>has the nerve not to sell paintings when he could easily make money doing this

I think we found the Gauguin to Brian's Van Gogh.

Save yourself the trouble and move to Tahiti already
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>>3564326
>people eating it up

It's more likely they're worried this ugly gay schizo is going to eat them up

>"s-sure, wow great job!..."
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>>3564290
>People want to buy your paintings but you're not selling them?!?
Yeah. Keep saying I'm finna start selling prints but eh.
>What level of autism is this what the honest fuck?
I mean I post hi res versions of everything for on the intranettes.
> Are you like some rich spoiled idiot or something? Why don't you need money?
I bought a bunch of bitcoin in 2015 mostly. Plus my dad died in a plane crash haha. Got a plane insurance payout even though he was at fault lol. Took my 2 real father figures and a dog with him haha.

Used his office printer for the canvas transfers for the first act but then it ran out of toner and I had to start doing grids.
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>>3564327
Lifes weird
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>>3564326
>can make a living never learning how to draw,
I mean I learned how to draw in an academic setting from the ages of like 7-18.
>using grids
most painters use grids
>crappily painting by numbers a bunch of celebrity portraits
It's a subject matter with a built in consumer demographic. And the DIY appeal is ultimately part of it.
>has the nerve to come on 4chan and brag to a bunch of people trying their hardest
I think that this is largely a delusion. You're not trying your hardest. Not to mention that there's more to "art" than being able to fucking hand draw shit. If you're trying to get into videogame design or technical drafting or whatever this is obviously the worst route you could take.
>how little effort he has to put in compared to them
I work at this more than 40 hours a week. I sleep or I'm at my workstation. I eat standing up. I hate weekends. I do this like it's the only thing that matters in my life.

>Whatsoever thy hand findeth to do, do it with thy might; for there is no work, nor device, nor knowledge, nor wisdom, in the grave, whither thou goest.
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>>3564331
Once more into the fray
Into the last good fight I'll ever know
Live or die on this day
Live or die on this day
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>>3564331
and the only human meat I intend to consume is my own finger and maybe some ear. egg on your face dimbus.
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>>3564332
holy shit that was a gut punch
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>>3564398
yeah suddenly this whole thread and his behavior makes sense now :(
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>>3564400
my friends dad died in high school and he's not even an ounce retarded, so no, it really doesn't.
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>>3564401
everyone handles shit differently, some people can be perfectly fine after their parents die, some people lose their shit and their brain is broken
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>>3564405
nobody handles their parents dying well, but everyone else reserves the right to tell someone they're being an absolute ass. everybody's parents die at some point or another if you don't die before them, but that doesn't just give you freedom to be a dipshit to everyone in your life. how do you think that makes the other people in his life who are trying to move past this feel, when this guy is absolutely going fucking bananas. He's taking away everyone else's chance at things going back to fucking normal. If I died I'd hope my son isn't acting like this.
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>>3564407
never said it was okay for him to act nuts, although i don't think he can help it. all i meant was now we know the cause, mystery solved.
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>>3564332
>Took my 2 real father figures and a dog with him haha.
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How do i handle parents death in the future so i won't turn out retard like him?
My parents is in their 60s now.
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>>3564332
>Used his office printer for the canvas transfers for the first act but then it ran out of toner and I had to start doing grids.

Wait is this entire fucking thing about your dead dad? The printer in every picture?
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this thread was really amusing to read at first but now it's just sad. i don't like it.
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>>3564440
holy fuck kek
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>>3564440
W E W
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what is happening?
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>>3564332
>>3564432
>>3564440
oh
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this thread is kino
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how is this even translated into reddit? Why am I crying?
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>>3564461
kys
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>>3564332
I don't wan't my dad to die I don't know what to do.
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>>3544087
i'm going to start avatar fagging with my own paintings like you op, you've inspired me
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