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Last thread: >>3915524
>Link: https://dad.gallery/
>Backup just in case: http://last-artist-standing.herokuapp.com/

Rules
>Submit your artwork everyday (or your preferred frequency)
>The deadline for submissions is 23:59:57 GMT each day
>You should spend at least 30 minutes on each update
>Miss a day and you'll be alright, just keep going
>Have fun

>New thread is made whenever it is needed
>Please link to past thread
>Enjoy yourself.
>Please refrain from drawing sexual encounters with underage humans ;^) (a.k.a no child porn you sick pervert)

FAQ:

Something's broken, what do I do?
>Eat a banana. Potassium helps.
>Also report it here: https://trello.com/b/YueRX0es/dad-feature-and-bug-tracker

What is the goal?
>Be better.

me is beginner and not know draw, can me join?
>Yes x100. Stop asking and start submitting art, chum. You can't be the worst, like literally.

What is Last Artist Standing?
>The legacy, the legend, the original, the predecessor. It has changed and ruined lives of many lassies. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epg08FlksTc

Lava who? w what? banana whom?
>Lava was the deceased mother, potentially dead by surgery. Rest in peace mr half-empty toothpaste lemur.
>w is the heartless hypocritical pedo-enabled asshole father. Emerge occasionally to enjoy being the local scumbag that he is.
>Current dad: banana. Fuck up time to time but is trying his hardest, ganbatte kudasai!

Community:
LAS discord: https://discord.gg/curUdax
DAD discord: https://discord.gg/eh3z24v

This is a library of resources some users have made for the community. Please give it a look:
https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B3GiCtv0swalbDRCN1FYNVExWk0

This is the /las/ list of inspirational artists. Everyone can contribute to the list and discover new cool artists:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1TjFiWtqoAxSCqGH0Z_YJT3tQInZvgxVoNBlJamh1AI8/edit#gid=0

>Intermission
Please comment on each other artwork because DAD's children love attentions
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Moewth, that's right!
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>>3922793
Now do a study of it!
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>>3922793
>>3922800
You fucks.
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>>3922830
What do you call a fat psychic?
A four-chin teller.
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I wish I had an interpreter.
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>>3922751
Stay strong daddy!

>>3922830
I'm sowee :c
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Why aren't you working this hard, daddy?
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>>3922909
Because I have a fulltime wage slave job and making comics for mentally stunted grandchildren isn't what I'm getting paid for even if I wanted to.
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>>3922909
私は外人です
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>>3922909
mine looks like this
>2 hours spent erasing sucky pictures
>15 minutes abandoning perspective
>1 hour gesture drawing from reference
>2 minute to cry
>10 minute draw 1 nice face
>50 minute admire face
>1 hour spend ruining face
>give up go sleep 12 hour wake up 1 hour before submission deadline
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>>3922961
not a bad schedule desu ne, at least you're drawing maore than 4 hours
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>>3922909
I work full time

>>3922913
Based wageslave
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>>3922961
>2 hours spent thinking up cool shit to draw
>40 minutes making the first sketch
>"this looks nothing like what i intended" for the next 2h or so
>20 minutes of self loathing being pissed that i can't properly draw the scene i want
>another hour or so of sketching until i give up and refine the sketch I'm most satisfied with
>then i enter the stage of denial where i don't feel like doing the linework or painting depending on which style I'm going for, procrastinating for a couple hours
>then another hour or so looking at the thing thinkig it looks nice and would be even nicer if i finished it
>i never finish it
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>>3922842
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>>3922909
because I intend to live longer than 35
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>>3922909
Because I'm not some drone jap and I wouldn't comit myself to such a retarded timeframe.

That said though, mine:
>Open photoshop.
>Realize I didn't get my references from my phone.
>Be lazy until I finally haul hem to my pc.
>Spend around 2 hours on painting of which I end up actually working 45 minutes.
>Toomuchlifetensionforattention.psd
>Feel kinda bad because I want the painting to look nice, while denying art needs more work put into it to look acceptable.

But hey, at least DAD has been keeping me from reverting to spending all day laying down doing nothing.
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who wants to join my drawing clan
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>>3923259
whats a drawing clan??
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Absolutely, honestly speaking, how would life in DAD change if banana really decided to kill himself?
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>>3923290
I'd mourn the passing of Banana and the best iteration of LAS so far, I'd keep drawing, and wait patiently in the threads for the next LAS (which shouldn't be long considering how many programmer anons seem to be clamoring to make a replacement)
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>>3923290
that would probably throw a big wrench in the birthday card challenge
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>>3923303
lel
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>>3923290
I'd cry
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>>3923290
I'd keep doing art but I'd never be able to come back to the threads or to the site again.
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>>3923290
I'd rather not think about that :c
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N29Qd82Gbdc
Don't die.
25 is young as fuck.
Wait till you're over 75.
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>>3923290
He's just a drama queen, nothing's happening.
I'm surprised you're even indulging him.
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>>3923290
It'd leave a hole in the whole thing that you couldn't fill. I had a family member pass last week, and it's not something you can ever get over.
Every time you went to the site there'd be a part of you that goes quiet and sad.
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>Lava dies
>Banana dies
>w doesn't die
www
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>>3923362
Who's that W guy?
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>>3923362
Only the good die young, baby
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>>3923383
The one that got away.
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cold hands and feet club where y'all at
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>>3923450
Limp teeth. Reporting in.
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>>3923450
cold hand club here, it actually gets hard to draw sometimes because of it
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>>3923461
>Limp teeth. Reporting in.
Red October standing by
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>>3923450
oh my god hello

raynaud's is a fucking BITCH.
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>>3923290
I don't think I could go on doing LAS / DAD like that.

I also have personal reasons to feel strong about people committing and attempting suicide.
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>>3923290
I think it's pathetic. Talking about self harming in the discord and endlessly wallowing in your own shit. If you're going to continue shitting up the place with your negative vibes I would rather you just kill yourself already. If it was up to me I would have told you to get your shit together and stop blogging or just be banned. This is not the place for this at all - see a shrink, they're more interested in your dumb shit since you're paying them.

You had a high paying job and a lot of free time to dedicate to a hobby you enjoy. Your life is/was pretty good and any life ruining situation you have going on right now you've brought upon yourself. Take a look in the mirror and realize how fucking good you have it, stop feeling so god damn sorry for yourself. Your garbage attitude has been nagging me for a while now. This self harm / kms attention whoring is just about the last straw of small minded shelfish wallowing I can take from you.
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>>3923638
based and saying it how it is pilled
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>>3923638

this
don't know why he hasn't ended himself already, the fucker
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>>3923638

fucking this 100%
how is depression even a thing when you're making money doing tech work
"boo hoo my life is so bad" some of us have real fucking problems at least give me some cash before you kick the chair furfag
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>>3923648
It's literally a chemical imbalance you dipshit
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>>3923638
glad I'm not in the discord having to read all that crap
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>>3923653

thats a funny way of saying "wah wah wah i get sad once in a while"
someone in the discord nudge him over the edge subtly so we can have someone else running things already. i hope nic isn't this pathetic
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>>3923656
no one sane is gonna want to run a website to help this community if said community made its previous admin literally commit suicide
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>>3923661

no one needs a "depressed" furfag admin that gets offended by cumstains on paper
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>>3923663
>gets offended by cumstains on paper
that was pretty dumb of him n g l
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>>3923648
go die
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>>3923663
?
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>>3923638
>>3923644
>>3923648
>>3923655
>>3923656
>>3923663
launch yourselves into a fucking volcano you sociopaths
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>>3923680
lmao
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>>3923638
>>3923641
>>3923644
>>3923648


I wish it was that tranny instead that wants to off themselves.
Banana is based and you are a bunch of ungrateful niggers.
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>>3923695

Banana banned me. Fuck him.
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>>3923695
>>3923680

Remember banana, cut up and down not side to side.
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>>3923697
You can still use DAD so quit pissing yourself.
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Guess it's time for one of those OFFICIAL DADDY POLLS!

https://www.strawpoll.me/17959470
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what the fuck is wrong with you people? I use that word hesitantly, I'm not even sure that most of you ARE people anymore.
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yeah, YOU "PEOPLE", gosh
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>>3923721
They're not. /ic/ is an example of what happens when spoiled children who make shit decisions find an enclave where sociopathy/psychopathy, narcissism and machiavellianism are lauded as some misguided ideals.
It's a shithole choking on it's own legacy of shit.
/ic/ is a cautionary tale.
Don't do business with sociopaths if you have any shred of humanity and aren't keen on destroying it yourself.
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>>3923641
>>3923644
>>3923648
Samefag. If you feel this way there are better ways to go about this.
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>>3923721
>>3923736
The majority of people in this thread are coming to banana's defense.
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>>3923736
Chill out, there's a one poster crying over getting banned and that's likely all. No need to use your armchair powers.
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>>3923739
yOU peOpLE
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>>3923534
feel you bro if I wasn't so cold I feel you
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>>3923721
>>3923736
I'd just like to remind some of you newfags that like to tarnish entire communities for the words and acts of a few individuals that /ic/ is not a hivemind. DAD is not a hivemind, and this thread is not a fucking hivemind.
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>>3923742
>>3923739
I don't care, as long as I'm here, I refuse to allow shit I've seen time and again here eat yet another person without saying something.
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God, what the fuck is wrong with you people? I'm not even sure most of you ARE people anymore https://www.strawpoll.me/17959470/r
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ive spent the last twenty minutes googling tall buildings

ive called for an ambulance
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>>3923751
Fine, as long as you disallow it as the poll shows, it still doesn't answer for the /beg/s to semi- made its who left because it's not worth subjecting yourself to.
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>>3923755
By all means, stand up for banana, I care about him too. I'm just saying that the majority of daddies aren't like that small handful of sociopaths.
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>>3923764
I've got zero tolerance for it any more, that's all.
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I wish banana would fucking suck it up and get help. I get where the others are coming from, of course I don't want someone to kill themselves but holy shit I'm tired of seeing someone constantly whine and essaypost. I didn't come here to be a pretend therapist for strangers
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>>3923765
Fuck you, you self important asshole - nobody cares.
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>>3923763
>>3923765
Welcome to anonymous imageboards, where you can't control who posts what where and everyone is given the same name, "anonymous".
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/ic/ is fucking mean!
I wish susi is still here >:(
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>>3923769
Block button is there for a reason, anon. I also don't give a fuck about whinging about whinging from cunts hiding behind being anonymous.
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>>3923765
That and sociopaths really have to be silenced and fucking outed for anything good to survive, and this place is awful for that. You can have all the harsh bitter truth you want without being vicious, and without turning it into a hugbox.
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>>3923774
Uhm, I have a name.
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>>3923773
Apparently you did, snibbety snab
;^)
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>>3923782
Nobody cares about your "I have enough of people being mean" posts, I do care that you are still posting. Fix that.
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y i k e s :)
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>>3923786
You are bothered because you know I'm right, there's no excuse to be a dickhead, and it brings the board down. And yes, im still poastin away, but I'll accept your concession
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>>3923779
kek
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>>3923779
so it's true then....
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Banana don't die I still have to close the gap on these bitches
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>>3923777
I can't exactly block a site admin who post site updates. It gets annoying when you thought it's some DAD announcement only to realize it's just another whineposting, fishing for more sympathy
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lads do I spend my last 5 bucks til next tuesday right now on something good
or do I buy milk
got big decisions lads
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>>3923833
but milk is something good
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>>3923836
milk is alright lad lets not getting any big ideas
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>>3923833
get the milk, you cant create good work with no nutrition to feed your hyperactive brain
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>>3923833
milkies
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>>3923833
Get a bunch of rice and pray for more cash
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the milks has it! cheers fellas gonna be having some breakfast when I get home what a treat
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>>3923833
buy something good and squeeze the milk from your self
that way, you can get both
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>>3923833
Try your luck with some scratch cards
you could turn that $5 into like $40
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>>3923852
scratch cards are a scam
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>>3923850
Is cum as protein rich as milk?
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>>3923853
I bought a lotto ticket for the first time a month ago and won $20.
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>>3923641
>>3923644
>>3923648
>if I just reply to myself 3 times no one will notice
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Craaazy day yesterday, weren't it?
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>>3923931
Look mate, some of us deal with these issues and don't have money or any way to get help and it feels really shitty to have some guy that can afford all the help he needs refuse it and then get defended for his immature behavior, especially when it results in a mental breakdown on this level.
A lot of us have felt the same despair when our art sucks, the same urge to kill ourselves, but a lot of us keep quiet. And probably, some of us kill ourselves. Defending irresponsible behavior like his is stupid. You can both wish for him to get better while also criticizing his bad decisions.
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>>3924111
It was alright
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>>3924118
I think he needs a serous irl straight man to ground him so he doesn't fall into such things. That and his therapist doesn't seem to be doing a very good job.
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>>3924139
Therapists generally don't do a good job
At the end of the day he might be the only one who can help himself
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>>3924118
I agree to a point, and I don't know bananas position or culpability, but immature or erratic behavior can also be a symptom. But it's easy to stigmatize and a real effort to get out from under with that on top.
I hear you on the some people keep it to themselves part though, and maybe this is the wrong place for it altogether.
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>>3924139
wait he has a therapist?!
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Welp, I let myself die.

I did draw, about 40 minutes. I opened some refferences on my second screen and just started mindlessly drawing gestures. But I didn't upload it. Because I didn't deserve to live and carry on my streak after what I did that day.
I messed up, indulged into something I shouldn't have, something that has already fucked myl ife up enough as it is. Maybe using the DAD streaks as some kind of "stayed clean meter" isn't the greatest of idea, I just don't really know what to do anymore. Feels like there will never be a "last relapse" it's always just waiting for the next slip up, the next fuck up. I draw everyday, I've got the discipline to do things I don't want to necessarily do, borring studies etc
But where is my discipline to NOT do something I want to do?
In any case it doesn't matter, I get back on the horse. I will keep drawing every single day and do my best to be a good person until hopefully I'm strong enough to get over this. I think at this point my drive is that I want to be able to express all this shit visually through my art. I don't really care about making money, drawing cute anime girls or what. I just want to be able to express my feelings visually and have it reach others. sorry for the blog, won't be doing this again for a while
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>>3924270
Don't fix mistakes with mistakes.
Guilt can be a powerful motivator. Use it for something.
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>>3924270
good luck anon
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>>3924270
Don't be so harsh on yourself. Just keep trying and don't give up
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>>3924270
What did you do, anon?
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>>3924331
bullied banana
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What do we do now D:
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>>3924419
bully banana
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>>3924423
He left the server :{
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>>3924427
>only 4 people out of 32 guessed right
Daddy's predictive skills are rubbish!
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Why is this faggot thinking about killing himself. I'm pretty sure he lives in a comfy first world country and has a decent job where he doesn't have to worry about bills unlike many other people. No sex life? Well you and more than half of men between 18 to 35 current year. What could it possibly be.
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Ehh let's not start this again
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>>3924443
but these are unusual times, I feel like something is cumming...
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>>3924433
you probably don't understand much about psychology and chemical imbalances. How come you can have wealthy succesful people end their lives whilst many poor continue to live and not kill themselves?

Are the ones who have some of their basic needs taken care of but still decide to end their lives just really stupid? or could it be that they genuinely suffer and as it turns out things like having money, sex and a roof doesn't make you immune to sadness, mental disorders, and other negative emotions?
Could it be that it's not as easy as simply thinking "hey, I got it pretty good compared to others, I guess I shouldn't feel like dying" to stop feeling suicidal?

naaaaaaaaaaaah. No way. People with depression who "have it better" than others are probably just idiots, that makes more sense I'm sure. If only they just realized that I have less money than them, I'm quite certain they would suddenly stop wanting to end their lives!
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>>3924328
>>3924329
Thank you dads. I will work hard, I'll try to not beat myself over this but just get back on track and last longer and do better than last time.

>>3924331
I really don't want to blog more than I already did. Let's just say I just relapsed into an addiction I've been trying to quit for 8 years, I still did drawing that day but felt so shit and disgusted with myself I purposedly just didn't upload any submissions.
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>>3924514
good dad
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>>3924509
>chemical imbalances
>a gramme is better than a damn
That shit is retarded hoax to sucker faggots in to poisoning themselves.
>How come you can have wealthy succesful people end their lives whilst many poor continue to live and not kill themselves?
Because modern society has destroyed the value of human existence. Its not some poor kill themselves and some rich. Its 100% wealthy that commit suicide. If you work in an office/desk job your work has no tangible value. In the next 20 years AI will most likely replace you and you will be nothing. Its unnatural. Then combine that with antisocial effects of social media and the atomization/industrialization of living space.
Read pic rel. His diagnosis of modern society is spot on.
>t. former chronic suicidal depressive
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>>3924536
I basically believe the same as this anon. There is a solution though ~
>t. former chronic depressive
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some submissions are so fucking tasteless I wish there was a block/hide feature
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>>3924559
you're on the wrong site
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>>3924559
Cope
You're not any more valuable here for drawing better than other people
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>>3924433
I'd sex life banana. He's looking for love in all the wrong places
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>>3924569
Exactly. What banana needs is some good ol missionary sexing up and some snuggle afterwards
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>>3924509
Tbf you don't understand much about psychology and chemical imbalances either.

It's simple really, a man needs more then money - banana feels the lack of purpose and achievement weighting on him and no amount of pussy or 1st word toys is going to help with that because that's a stage of life he needs to deal with.
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>>3924559
I'm sorry for exposing your eyes to my shitty art
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>>3924564

no, I'm fine with work that is shit, not fine with being baited to click on images that make me feel repulsed. looking at you tipsy, please just fucking draw better
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>>3924580
What do you mean by repulsed
You mean like repulsive theme or do you just shit on people who can't draw well
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>>3924580
Heh...
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>>3924581

there is nothing worse than awfully drawn porn, when the whole premise is to make me feel aroused but upon viewing all I feel is the complete opposite. Please just go look at BoBoBo, Kiyoshiro Inoue, Hyocorou, literally anyone else and get inspired to do better, I want to see you succeed and give me an erection tipsy
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>>3924580
It's not true..
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>>3924595
Good taste
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>Sun
Explain your formulae.
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Clickity click tappity tap yikkity yik yakkity yak oooo yeah. Listen to my new track on soundcloud. Peace.
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>>3924608
I want to increase my maths skills so I'm gonna try to do some daily maths alongside daily drawing
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>>3924688
gay you are my boi
flamming homo gay gay
yes you my boi gay
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>>3924559
This isn't some fancy high class art gallery bucko, this is the underground shit. If you don't like it then leave.
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i'm too tired to draw anything today, sorry daddies i failed you
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>>3924865
it's okay daddy, it's okay, i still love you
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>>3924865
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>>3924876
lol
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>>3924865
It's okay, sit back, relax and have a warm cup of milk. There's always tomorrow daddy
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>>3924882
why?
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>>3924870
>>3924876
>>3924882
thank you based daddies
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>>3924888
Because warm milk helps you get to sleep, gotta be well rested to be at the top of your game!
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>>3924893
:-) This is comfy. Thanks anon.
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I'm going to make it, who's coming with me
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>>3924992
why?
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>>3924969
Sure! There's lotsa ways to fix common annoyances, that's why dads have to stick together:)
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blue year reminder
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>>3924992
how do i join you?
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>>3925052
Like this:
>>3925025
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>>3925054
why fuck santi?
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>>3925061
because fuck him
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>>3925062
is he cute at least?
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>>3925064

He's below average. Wear a blindfold so you can pretend he's an 8/10.
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Gay.
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>>3925072
I know what you are, but what am I?
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>>3925114
A cute little girl!
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>>3925114
An ugly at heart little girl with a cute appearance on the outside.
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>>3924865
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good morning anon!
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It's nearly 3 am, almost done with today's sub and ready for comfy bed time.

How's your day going dads?
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>>3925332
>>3925459

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ii3NEUSiOdo
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>>3925459
Hey, no mutilated corpses or hdds full of pron recently so it's all good
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>>3925459
I'm putting clay mask on my face right now while I browse my emails. Feels nice
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How is mr banana? Is he okay now?
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>>3925459
Just got home from work where I spent most of the day reviewing leases for all our sites; boring stuff but we had some consultants in who shouted us doughnuts.

Gonna cook dinner then draw for a bit.
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DAD's second zine It's gonna be a failure... :(
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>>3925617
maybe they're waiting for the laast second
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>>3925617
p-plenty of time.....
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>https://boards.fireden.net/ic/thread/2784599
>when choobposting used to be so high it extended into the OG proko kangaroo livestream thread
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It doesn't matter if I'm standing somewhere in between the two of us have been a regular thing I can think about it all out for a while.
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>>3925639
nobody cares, choob
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I want to believe
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>>3925653
I can fly.
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>>3925658
That seems a lot more likely
Gnite dads
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don't jump, daddy
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jump, daddy. exercise is good for what you have.
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don't do it daddy! it's not worth it!
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*jumps on your dick*
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oh daddy <3
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>>3925699
it has been 40 minutes now. can you *un-jump*
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>>3925712
I'm stuck *nudges comfortably* 0w0
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hey language learner daddies, what do you think of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_EQDtpYSNM strategy? (doing stuff like watching the country's tv shows without subtitles and shadowing the phrases and words they say)
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>>3925617
>tfw can't join ongoing challenges
I hope we get this function someday
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>>3925732
Best way of learning a language is to use it, even if you have to keep using google translate and making tons of spelling mistakes
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Posted. This is my first ever time joining something like this.
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>>3925739
good luck daddy! don't let go of the bull no matter how hard it bucks, and if you fall, get back on
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>>3925459
Sitting cross-legged on the floor?
Should you try to do some more?

>>3925485
Good morning!
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>>3925741
I'm trying this out as a way of helping my art advance, so I will, anon! Thanks!
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>>3925739
First digital painting, first post on dad.
Well done and welcome.
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oh daddy i wish you'd grip my neck as tightly as you grip your tool
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>>3926170
I am weak, I will only disappoint you.
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>>3926187
that's fine daddy, i like your gentle touch
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Woop doop de doop woop woop deee doop bap bappity woo do do do doopedy doop wa wap wap waopity wop do dopety doop haha yeah wop
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It's amazing how far some people will go out of hate. It's like, can't you do something good for the world instead? It's like being a florist in a world of arsonists sometimes. Do something good for the world, dads
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>>3926818
Hate fuels me to get back at those who did me wrong.
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>>3926826
I've never had that, and I doubt if I ever will so, I can't say I understand.
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>>3926828

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzTeLePbB08
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>>3926818
what's your story
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>>3923290
this is why this shithole is trash, fuck off with that constant attention whoring
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>>3926830
A sense of injustice isn't lost on me, but you would have to convince me that showing love is not the right way
>>3926833
I extended a hand to a depressed artist as a rank naive/beg/, got stupidly attached to them, and then had them ghost me, only to turn my downward spiral into depression and mental illness into a laughing stock the world over. They ruined any chance I might've had online.
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>>3926841

Where they from /ic/?
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>>3926843
were*
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>>3926843
They like to keep their identity well hidden, but yes at least occasionally
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>>3926847
And I believe more so than they let on
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>>3926847

There is one anon here who is well versed in psychology. He's been here for years. I advise not to friend anyone who comes onto you so sudden.
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>>3926849
Thanks, yeah, I think I've learned not to jump into things so quickly at least, but in reality I chased the artist, would have been glaringly obvious how one sided it was had I not been in the place I was at the time. Lessons eh?
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>>3926841
I used to be friends with someone here a little while back only to find out they have another account where sometimes they shittalk the interests I like and draw but talk really nice and interested when they interact with me. Makes me think if people like these who want to latch on to your popularity are more common than I thought
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>>3926854
Well I had nothing to offer in terms of popularity, I was like a ~40 follower vs like 4k at the time. Honestly how it looks to me is just a petty control/ego thing, like "who are you to walk away from me?" And maybe a little resentment that they gave any attention at all to me. From the beginning it had a "prove yourself worthy" dynamic so. Which I was ok with(wrong to do) it was just one sided. There's some art I've mentioned that I don't particularly like, however to me it doesn't really matter vs the person. But I'm probably an outlier on this site at least in that I kind of like a bit of everything. I've been in a situation before though where I couldn't just say, yeah, this stuff's not for me, but I support you anyway, and its rough. Sorry for blogging btw
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>>3926869
Oh and I'd like to issue a blanket apology if I've ever offended anyone from here incidentally, though I can only think of three subjects where it ever came up, and it was always along the lines of "i dont get it".
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>>3926849
who is it?
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>>3926902
He changes his name often, but you can tell it's him after talking to them for a while. His posting style is obnoxious.
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>>3926938
wanna post some of his handles or keep it a secret?
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>>3926826
Good, goooood...
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>>3926938
Ha, I think I know who. I'm not starting it, but I'll help end it.
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>>3926938
So is it tipsy then?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGgKdDCJx5o
God bless youtube recommendations helping me with my submission for today
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>>3927054
The person I'm thinking of hasn't actually been around since the Las days
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>>3927134
Have they ever submitted to the self portrait challenge?
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>>3927139
I would seriously doubt it.
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>>3927162
do they draw anime?
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>>3927169

He's a self proclaimed pedophile who draws lolis.

I think someone knows who I'm talking about.
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>>3927172
Did he recently get out of prison only to go back to jail later?
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>>3927173
https://www.random.org/dice/
based
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>>3927173
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>>3927172
Nah, you're far off on that one t b h, though I wouldn't be surprised if it was strawmanned. But I think I know who you mean, and no.
>>3927169
I'm not saying much more without someone else going for it, I've given enough up already.
It's easier to ignore it probably.
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My internet is kill and I'm walking on the thin 4g line. Thankfully I can upload with my phone for today

Tell me dads, what do you do on situations like this? I'm doing a trad still life and doing some took maintenance (cleaning brushes)
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well versed in psychology
might come onto you suddenly
is a guy
changes his name often
has an obnoxious posting style
is NOT tipsy
hasn't been around since the Las days
probably hasn't submitted to the self portrait challenge
is NOT a self proclaimed pedophile who draws lolis
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>>3927139
it's obviously this fucker here, look how evil he looks and daniel, rachel and lily all giving him the side eye
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>>3926841
>They ruined any chance I might've had online.
I don't know who you are or what you did to become a laughing stock but as long as you didn't murder or rape somebody there's always chance at coming back. Just improve your art and improve your online interactions.
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>>3927198
Damn, you're right, but his name... we may never know
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>>3927196
>is NOT a self proclaimed pedophile who draws lolis
Oooh right ;-) ;-) now I remember how that goes
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>>3927199
You have to just say fuck it and do it anyway at a certain point, for sure.
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>>3926841
Pogo literally said on a stream that he hates fags so much that he cheered when the Pulse shooting happened. Pic related is the ratio on his most recent upload to Youtube. Git gud enough and people won't give a shit about whatever it is you find embarrassing.
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>>3927190
Why don't you just come out and say it? Its an anonymous image board
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>>3927248
Nah, don't want to step on other people's toes, besides, it looks to be about over by now. Though I've been wrong so far
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>>3927271
Did you actually get the wrong guy this entire time?
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>>3927292
He's not me. I don't know why he's suggesting he knows who I'm talking about. Only people who have been here at least since 2016 know.
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Good work Clover and Petal.jpg, you have both been improving as of late.
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>>3927183
This must be the work of an enemy stand!
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kringle pleae let me see your pussy, Please...
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DADs, why is my ass so fat ;_;
I'm already thin but my ass won't deflate
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>>3927805
hot
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>>3927805
poke it with a pricker and post pics
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>>3928093
*braaps on your dick*
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>>3928152
*cums on your braap post*
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daddies are having an orgy again
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Lewd
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I accidentally sent my mom this pic god I want to fucking end my life now she will show my dad and it's over for me. My pocket scrubbed the buttons for text and sent her 4th e image fuck me
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>>3928485
Try to play it off as a joke or something.
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>>3928485
good taste
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>>3928485
at least its not that lewd
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>>3928487
I immediately called her and said it was an accident. Hopefully she forgets it after I give her the gifts. I just hope she doesn't show my Dad then I'll be fucked.
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>>3928485
>>3928490
why would you be fucked?
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It was foretold
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>>3928550
OH NO
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>>3928490

Okay looks like she ignored it and was happy about her presents. Phew.
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>>3928535

It's inappropriate. To me it's a normal image but to regular folks it might look "wrong". Lesson learned, never save any lewd images to a cellular device.
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>>3928550
>w in the window
that bastard!
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>>3928485
I came to the thread because I literally just accidentally opened an explicit image while browsing dad and hanging out with family. this makes me feel a little better.
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Banana pls fix bell before 50% chance of suicide, pls.
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>>3928689
kek
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I don't want to go to work tomorrow.
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>>3923655
Im in the discord and I learned of him leaving right now lmao
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>>3928485
Serves you right yuri retard
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>>3928889

The day has ended and she didn't bring it up so I'm good. Nuked all photos off my phone so it never happens again.
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>>3928485
Reminds me of the time I sent the urban dictionary definition of Nigger University to my dad. He never replied tho so i was alright
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>>3928485
same thing happened to me once
>browsing boorus
>come across loli getting slammed right in her soft muffin
>mommy comes in and asks if she can borrow the phone to take some pictures
>I say okay and just switched the app to the camera did't close the booru but just made a new tab so it just shows the homepage if she scrolls through the apps
>she brings it back
>wake the phone up and first thing that greets my eyes is the booru page
nothing really happened after that, maybe she just cut me some lack who knows.
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>>3928901
link to the pic
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what's actually going on with banana? is the dream over? pls respond
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>>3928901
How are you so dumb to leave a porn tab open lmao

Good thing she probably didbt realise it was pedoshit
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>>3928901
What did you expect your mom to do once she found it? Kick you out the house? No, the easiest thing to do is pretend it never happened because it's too ackward to bring up. Your a fucking idiot, handing her your porn.
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My mother has repeatedly offered me her spare dildo. It's still in it's packaging, but isn't this weird? She also keeps sending me pictures of dicks wearing tiny hats. She knows all this makes me uncomfortable/angry, so she does it on purpose.
What should I do, Dad? How to I get her to stop?
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>>3925750
Anon... I fucked up. I broke my streak.

But tomorrow, I'll try again.
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Who's your favourite lassie? Discord lassies count
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>>3923775
I wonder who made this post
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>>3929492
you know we all are fucking babies and no one's gonna say anything

mine are j, Kazoo and MrPurin
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>>3929492
kazoo, vusta, and lazy lara
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>>3929224
i had no room to react, i had to do it quick i only had enough time to make a tab and hand it over, she was practically breathing down my throat
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>>3929391
i dont know what i was expecting that was the whole point retard, and like i said before >>3929657
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>>3929492
whizzard, kringle, and meru
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>>3929492
dunno i "follow" many
but meru
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>>3929492
>tfw you'll never be daddy's favourite
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how tf do challenge deadlines operate again? can we submit for the metal challenge on the 15th?
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RIP
I'm sorry, Inno :(
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>>3929812
lil faggot deserved it
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>>3929807
nope deadline is last minute before the 15th starts
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Who's your least favorite DAD? Discord Lassies count.
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>>3929836

motherfucker
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>>3929845
you
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>>3929845
myself
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>>3929845
lazy daddies ):
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holy shit that's a lotta dead daddies, mostly baby daddies tho
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potato u better come back tomorrow
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oh my god potato
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mmmm, yummy yummy daddies in my tummy
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>>3929920
YOU MONSTER
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f
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I didn't mean to :(
I'm so hungry
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>>3929885
Thats me wtf how could u
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>>3929845
dom/doomed, not the current dom on discord
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based USAUSA leveling up yet again
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>>3930092
Based sammich lunch puncher. I'm proud of you
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>>3929812
I'M SO SORRY INNO I FAILED YOU ONCE AGAIN
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>>3929492
Jerrybreem
>>3929845
People who hate Jerrybreem
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>>3929492
kaz, meru, kring, nem, bunny
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>>3930095
I dont understand
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>>3930191
it's an old joke when usausa just started posting in DAD
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wtf how do I become someone’s favorite daddy?
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>>3930388
you just keep on being your self brother
keep on keepin on
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>>3930392
Life's a garden, dig it
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>>3930388
Life's a hole with hair around, dig it.
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>>3929120
ANSWER MEEEEE
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>>3930418
MEEEEE
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>>3930418
meeee
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owth, that's right!
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Can't open inno's pdf for dad magazine

rip my badger
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>>3930545
>censoring the knees
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wat
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>>3930550
its the bees knees.
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>>3929492
dom and nemori are really underrated dads. I also like usausa and kringlefkr's stuff. Kringl's style is bizarre, but there's something charming to me about his stuff. I'm sure he is going to be awesome some day.
I really miss robomb, his aesthetic was on another level. Also the new guy Mathias, we don't even need to mention how cool his drawings are.
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>>3930671
;_____________;
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>>3930671
shit
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Who's the cutest girl in las? I'm looking for a new gf
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>>3930999
me
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god im so horny AND lonely
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>>3930999

jerry
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>>3930999
Self portrait challenge 3.0, when?
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>>3930643
her*
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>>3930999
>girl in las
What?
N-no such thing!
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>>3931004
when will she come back ;; i miss her so much
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>>3922789
guess it's time to start working on a backup site. you know, just in case. any takers?
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>>3931137
there were so many people that kept complaining about banana and talking about how they were gonna make their own, supposedly superior website, but none of them actually ended up making a new site. Fucking pissbabies, all of them

hope banana's fine and just taking a break in order to find himself, being online 24/7 strains the mind
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>>3931137

If dad dies just kill the general. These threads serve no purpose other than to shitpost.
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>>3931139
now that we know banana is crazy and those people that wanted to jump on the offer are no longer around maybe it was just banana creating drama in the thread to drum up support for himself
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>>3931137
SAVE US RUNNERMAN1
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>>3931137
las2.esy.es SURRRGGGEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>3931139
he is probably at the convention he was planning to go to
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>>3931139
yeah banana's taking a break atm
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>>3931179
I hope so.
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>>3931203
what a qt
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>>3931142
If dad dies we start posting art here like what we used to do
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i'm so sorry inno
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Did you enjoy the magazine challenge daddies?!
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>>3931391
I'm ashamed that I didn't work harder on it.
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Rip dad magazine 3
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doot
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>>3930388
Be DaD's mum.
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>>3931391
not really
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>>3931008
Make it.
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>>3931139
i kinda just wish that we could comment at whim instead of having a limiter
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new thread >>3931436



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