Will ye go lassie go

i think she looks better in the later films because i'm not a paedophile

um

doing a gay porn haka

please be a good roll

jews are the reason my life is so great

>>216841591
corr you got the best one

weak for -2

>>216841587
the lighting in the last films is rubbish
one could hardly see anything
so I'd rather roll for a 6, perhaps a 7

>>216841593
oh ffs. REROLL!

has hunter schafer got her cock out yet

>>216841556
rolling

I put £15k of my redundancy payment into bitcoin back in October when it was around £122k.
It's now worth about £11.5k. I feel sick.

>>216841614
far better, happy with that

hitler was right about jews

sucking a rubiks cube

Ribena were right about juice

>>216841623
at least you didnt let blackrock rape your future with your own money - £4000 for freedom

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I hate Reform supporting cunts, they're too thick to see the Americanised shite they would herald

Ricky Gervais has been cancelled

>>216841623
it will only go up once you sell

>>216841623
boo hoo nigga

nah hunter schafer hasn't got her cock out yet

>>216841556
She peaked at 3. The whole franchise peaked at 3.

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>dead pixel on my £3.5k macbook pro

>>216841663
im voting for are nige because hes going to stop those bastard botes

>>216841657
Blackrock have started making youtube ads where they tell you about all the things In Britain they own it literally goes "here at blackrock, we're fucking you in the ass without lube and you should be happy about it"

retarded gold ship
retarded gold ship

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>>216841663

>>216841556
Roll

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>>216841556
jk rolling

>>216841556
roll

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>thought momberg was making me fat by buying junk food I like
>move out
>I now drink a lot more and eat even worse every day

Maybe I'm just a fat retard

>>216841740
reroll

>>216841556
love that cheeky upskirt panty shot in the first movie :)

>>216841757
meow meow meow

test

>>216841556
Please be 2

>>216841556
roll for 6

>>216841698
3 is the last film in the series

retarded gold ship 1st place
2nd place "distance"

>>216841770
It's fake, m8

>>216841688
think you can see the outline of her knobber in panties in a couple of her scenes
wonder can it still get hard

well this threads fucking ruined then

>>216841736
Fuck off silly cunt. Norf and proud. Just not some loner in a Barrett Box like you

Shoved a PSOne up my arsehole, AMA

>>216841556
stupid hypocritical ungrateful entitled narcissistic bitch
and I don't even like the stupid movies and novels nor the woman who wrote them

>>216841824
what game were you playing

>>216841663
dont know what this is

>>216841836
how many ps one's can I shove up my arsehole

>>216841748
pfffffffffffrth ahahahahahha
screaming

ok need a poo bad

janny won't like that one

>>216841836
You can play games on the PSOne?

remember horrid henry? haha that was hilarious. peter plonker

>>216841904
i'm mexico

>>216841904
why are you such a cunt?

once stuck an entire xbox 360 up my arse

>>216841904
me bottom middle
top right ah
not able to identify the others

>[Deleted]
What
Was
It?

>>216841617
Sleeping

>>216841934
did you get the red ring of death?

>>216841941
gay
porn

I'm waiting for the new harry hbo potter because they've made Snape black and they're going to have to show flashbacks of a bunch of posh english boys bullying some black kid in their posho witch school for being a mudblood i want to see the reaction to these scenes when they hit

>>216841757
Living alone is very difficult. It requires exceptional discipline not to fall into poor health.

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>>216841908
Start of the end for children's books

Now publishers will only make celebrity ghost written children's books called "the stinky man who pooed on Christmas"

attention seeking freak you replied to it

actually im chile not mexico

>>216841957
Really?

zip it nigga you're obsessulated with me

Was watching tv with my family and a beastie boys song came on and i called them the barmitzvah boys and everyone had a hearty chuckle

what happened

>>216841958
Gangsta granny really takes me back. The teachers at my school hyped it up like it was a modern British literary classic

>>216841941
An image of a young man with the edges of a PSOne peeking from his arsehole

sick thread

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If these weren't in your childhood you are of subnormal intelligence

kids :)

yeah i am tbf i was watching tiktok earlier and a wicked advert came up and i thought about you

I'm addicted to gooning to AI generated porn of girls from various gacha games sucking huge black penises. I wish I was joking but I literally can't remember the last time I jerked off to anything other than that.

yeah there is NO WAY I get 1100+ speed AND stamina except mayeb getting both to level 4 instead of frienships
and if I had won that +94 roll at a 46% chance to win right before inspiration, on stamina at 1016 stamina on the 6 or 7th milestone

>>216841958
He's so desperate to be the new Roald Dahl he even got Quentin Blake to illustrate "his" books

>>216842006
I am older than you ok!!!

>>216842012
how is this my problem

>>216842006
redditcore

>>216841996
Same but at my school it was Mr Stink

Just found the audiobook of The Stinky Man Who Pooed on Christmas, get in

>>216842006
You do know fads and marketing are a thing.
We are all gathered here today on this Chilean net throwing forum because we've had very similar upbringings

>>216842030
I just want to know how to stop. How do I quit this when it's so easy to google "Rio Blue Archive BBC porn" or whatever and start gooning? It's like being an alcoholic with an unlimited supply of free booze.

>>216842046
240 mins of gay porn man shitting on the toilet

im having my period

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>>216842006
i liked them when i was 13 but can't remember anything about them

>>216842050
idk
quitting addiction thing
castration
or get over it i guess

>>216842012
Block 18+ from your IP it's the only realistic way to cold turkey.

Then add a DNS. Yes it removes 4chan but this site just ruins lives anyway

would like to clarify that I don't actually get pip but I could
I just pretended I did to wind them up lol

>>216842069
Profiteroles are basically always shite

Egg custard tarts and carrot cake are class

>>216842069
>no objectively best lemon meringue pie

>>216842075
Would you say that to some poor cunt trying shove a needle between his toes?

change the fucking channel pinkie

>>216842080
Can you explain this like I'm retarded? I am retarded. I think porn has made me stupider. A DNS is a Domain Name System but I have no idea what that means or what it does.

this year black friday has got the same amount of advertising in november that christmas gets in december
mad how yankified this country is now

my team rank is C2 now
free prize with every win against top-rated player, I won 4/5

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>>216842120

>>216842134
Poo on our faces

>>216842069
>Red velvet
Isn't that just chocolate.

Fruit cake warmed plus cream or ice cream.
Rice pudding with skin on.

Thisist was compiled by retards (women)

>>216842147
haha look at her there

I don't think you understand just how hard your life is about to get as the world economy slides into a depression.

>>216842087
Yeah I reckon it's just fat mongs who like them so they can pack their face with pastry and cream. Never enough chocolate so there's no flavour I find.
Bland and shit.

just been swiped

pinkie's got the swiper

Was too old for David Walliams to be shilled at my school. Nah, for me it was all of Michael Morpurgo's "animals during the war" novels he constantly churned out that my teachers used to shill as the greatest works since Shakespeare.
To be fair, at least they still had more thought than all of those celeb ghostwritten slop now.

>>216842120
what kind of spaz parent buys this for their child
do you want your child to be retarded like you

>>216842120
theres rorke flushed

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>Three men and two women, all in their 20s, died in a "shocking" and "devastating" road crash involving two cars in Co Louth on Saturday night, Irish police said.

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Well it's been an okay evening. Watched the new One Punch Man and Digimon Beatbreak episodes then two episodes of Dan Da Dan

All enjoyable shows

>>216842120
screeeeming bet this is great. proper laugh

>>216842120
that has got to be a pisstake book mocking the trend, surely

rorke angry because not every child reads at a 13+ reading age by 7 like him

Ever do a never ending poo? I think it stopped but get a second, fifth, twelfth wind and only get off the bong when my anus is too raw for more

>>216842175
I'm already depressed at least the economy will be meeting me in the middle

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>>216842210

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us umbunnies are in here
https://youtu.be/Ccx6awh99aM?list=RDCcx6awh99aM

the current cup is mile actually not long

>>216842234
yes after i wolf down a chicken fillet burger from bossman

>>216842123
Go into your phone WiFi settings and there's a DNS part. It basically filters what you can see. You might have a pre installed family filter. So it's harder to see nsfw stuff.

You need to find the bunchanumbers website for your particular internet service provider, that lets you login in and choose whether you want nsfw stuff blocked from showing up on your computer.

>umbunnies
/Britfeel/ gimmick the unfunny mongs are trying to force here

>>216842234
managed to poo 4 times in an hour yesterday
dont know where the ol' gut came up with it all

>>216841556
roll

going for a walk
brb forum

>>216842234
me after a heavy night on the beers
the next day is just one long diarrohea session interrupted by life

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>tripnigger talking shit

>>216842193
>Michael Morpurgo's "animals during the war" novels he constantly churned out
kek even at the time i knew they were all basically the same story

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>>216842199
When I was a kid a very popular series with young boys (including myself) were these "Butt Wars" books. The general premise as I recall it is a kid's but detaches itself from his body, grows arms and legs, and gains sentience. There's later books where there are massive dinosaur butts and ancient butt temples in the dessert. The butts fart a lot and have special fart based abilities but I don't remember them ever shitting. Could be wrong about that though.
Feel free to look this up if you thinking I'm trolling, I'm not.

>>216842262
and youre forcing your presence here

>>216842211
You're a man

>>216842241
that's umcatberg

https://desuarchive.org/r9k/search/text/umbunnies
kill yourself/fuck off back to /britfeel/ you paedophile

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lads if you'll allow me to be self-indulgent for a moment
>birthday on Friday
>I'm not materialistic but I'm one of those obnoxious foodie cunts
>on Saturday family's getting me a takeaway curry which we haven't had in over a decade because you can make something in the same ballpark for literally 1/8th of the price
>on Friday we're getting Ethiopian food (never had it before)
>just have to decide on Thursday night's supper now

any reccies?

rollin for a 3 pls

>>216842262
why are you pretending you aren't from there tilde

some steamed umplings in tonight x

>>216842262
This coming from the retard obsessed with one of the biggest forced /britfeel/ gimmicks out there

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get them READ

>>216842193
christ i forgot all about those
enid blyton was better though

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I mean about 10 of these books are basically the same story beat-for-beat but they were very good for a young mind

>>216842288
>anecdote of adolescent child encountering animal
>child grows up, gets married
>story of the animal becomes relevant again for some reason
>has significance for some reason

>>216842306
Ask /ck/. Not being rude, they’ll probably have good suggestions

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nth for the gyaldem

lemony snigger

The britfeelers are spazzing out over their shit gimmick lmao

>>216842331
I could fit at least three of those up my arsehole if I removed the PSOne

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>>216842306
>Ethiopian food (never had it before)
Enjoy eating mud and sharts on fermented bread

>>216842306
chicken thighs diced fried+onion, whipped cream sauce, spinach, mango chutney, sambal> oven go in get hot get out yummy with rice

>>216842354
what gimmicks that

>>216842353
*stims hands! stims hands!*

>>216842002
reroll

>>216842006
read them but remember fuck all

>>216842289
Screaming
Thought it said spastic at the bottom

>>216842359
looks like delton dequahn farted on it

>The britfeelers are spazzing out
not wrong!

https://desuarchive.org/r9k/search/tripcode/DA%2B9yVbG2KT/

>>216842373
The umbunny one. Apparently it's a code word for some nonce shit

wonder if you could focus a laser pointer enough to where you could use it to set poofter flags on fire, or sit on the cliffs of dover looking out for small boats and pop them

>>216842359
Is this a Google streetview of downtown Delhi?

>>216842380
Not even the armoured polar bear pulling the entrails of his king out through his throat?

George Floyd 5th Anniversary commemorative limited edition sex arse with four unique voice lines

>>216842359
PHWOAR x

>>216842069
only pakis don't like mince pies

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https://vocaroo.com/1cikGX6NesU1

>>216842410
nah

>>216842417
>written by several authors all using the house name Adam Blade

>>216842417
>Beast Quest
How many XL bullies can I fit in each orifice

anyone used to dress up for book day?

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>>216842427

ever been in the drunk tank lads?
alkytraz i like to call it

>>216842397
Do you have any proof to back that up?

>>216842393
Bizarre that he even bothers to post it. It’s all a humiliation ritual to him. He must love the attention and get off to people talking about him and insulting him. It’s sad.

wanking to bmaf porn and pretending I'm a pajeet

>>216842417
holy fuck the nostalgia

>>216842387
I found a summary online
>Zack Freeman's butt is constantly detaching itself from his body and running off. One night, when he follows his butt, he learns that there is a plot by butts to take over the world. Specifically, the butts plan to create a huge, worldwide fart by building up a massive quantity of methane gas in the "Buttcano". When the Buttcano blows, all humans will be rendered unconscious. While they are unconscious, the butts will seize their chance and switch places with their heads.

emotional transparent girl

>>216842397
just checked and you're lying

never been interested in harry potter, give me lord of the rings or worst witch anyday

>0 results found on /r9k for “umbunny”
Lie on you ugly dysgenic cunt

Don't know if it's the beer or something I've eaten but my arse will not stop farting, and they REEK.
Ive been for a shit too so I have no idea what is going on. I even left the room with the door open for 5 minutes then came back and it still stinks of shit in here, MENTAL

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Wagner is overrated

scraping all of the floors today and my finger that got glass in it (with all the dirt) is pretty sore and tender...

>>216842065
um

>>216842447
>>216842483
>>216842516
Nonce nest is fuming tonight lol

>>216842535
hs?

>>216842535
The mercenary company? Yes.
The German composer? No.
simple as

>>216842535
Prefer wagbo myself

>nonce nest
Literally a /britfeel/ gimmick buzzword
Ok. You’re boring me now, Tilde.

>>216842548
why did you lie?

never became obsessed with any particular tv show/film series/book series

>>216842548
>Nonce nest
Is that what they call the gaping hole where your cock and bollocks was?

def give them attention - lol !!

>>216842528
COR

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Both Cynthia Erivo and her lesbian lover Ariana Grande are currently the #1 predicted to win their respective categories of Best Actress (Musical/Comedy) and Best Supporting Actress at the Golden Globes.

everyone says that beefoven is the best one but i cant tell why

these people only ever shit up the thread no wonder they all say that where they came from sucks

>>216842504
I now remember the worst witch
>>216842469
Dirty bastards have summoned the buttcano in my room ffs

>>216842577
I didn't lie mate. "Umbunnies" is a /Britfeel/ gimmick that originated in HelperLad's private discord server as a codeword for nonce stuff. That's why I'm against it because it's disgusting.

>>216841556
Rolling.

couldn't shower for a whole week after i broke my knee
fucking reeked

>>216842617
sex

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>>216842617

>>216842617
um

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>>216841781

>>216841976
Yes, I believe that to be the case and I have a lot of experience.

>>216842630
eh?

>>216842617
>>216842630
>>216842636
I don't get it

how has /britfeel/ not gone extinct yet through mass suicide?

>>216842643
This is another /Britfeel/ gimmick that gets forced here. SeasideMARK is the /Brit/ character of choice

>>216842621
If this were true it would literally be one of the most discussed things in /britfeel/ yet the archive shows no results for it
Thoughts?

>britfeel
never ever heard of this till now and im the most active brit reader

im not posting rn except the pone
im watching videos

>>216842680
uh ok sure

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I want Emma Watson to sit on my face and fart.

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>>216842677
toongeek scoved that yarn nigga

>>216842670
I don't really keep up with what's posted in /Britfeel/ or not. All I know is umbunny is associated with HelperLad a notorious nonce.

>>216842359
Ethiopian food is really good actually
Very flavourful, a slight hint of spice and can go spicier if you like it
Like getting it every now and then to change things up from the usual beige slop and takeaways

if AI saw how third worlder foreigners act, and what they do, why would they ever think they are useful in this world

>>216842667
Tim is arguably the most /brit/ of all /brit/ gimmicks, on par with getting called racist in Greggs.

>>216842663
they're not serious men, they just love whinging

>>216842700
Do you tuck your penis in-between your legs when you do these LARPs>

>>216842700
Untrue. Your last post on your other trip (Tilde) was a /brit/ gimmick (ktim) in 2024.
Why do you lie compulsively?

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>>216842693

>>216842663
Yeah between that and people graduating.
I used to frequent britfeel before here when I was a robot virgin, then I got skills and shagged a bird, this becoming a "normie" and moving to Brit, the shaggers general (I'm still a freak)
Back then the threads were becoming noticeably slower too. I actually remember helperlad from back then, I thought what he was posting was quite funny but I don't ever remember him posting any nonce shit, possibly just a discord thing idk idc anyway

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>>216842751

>the shaggers general

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>>216842692

>>216842753
Also frequented /britfeel/ around the time he started showing up and I’m pretty sure the nonce drama with him literally just started because any tripfag there gets accused of being nonces, mainly because you have so many actually ones. Tilde is a parasite however and latches himself onto anything he can for attention

>>216842782
wow..

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Ordering Uber eats from London so the delivery guy needs to hop on a plane to the states and arrange transportation once he's here so I can have my Tescos ready-made sandwich

https://i.4cdn.org/int/1763135761597756.jpg
butt

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>doing a gay porn haka
>jews are the reason my life is so great
>hitler was right about jews
>sucking a rubiks cube

>>216842804
why on earth are you interested in that

>>216842579
I did but I lie about it because I watched 20 years ago and haven't grown up

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>>216842804
I usually get this one because it has an extra slice

you have to have shagged to post on /brit/

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>>216842810

need a piss and my balls hurt

>>216842693
bet she's a freak under the sheets

>>216842753
>>216842790
>helperlad
i used to post there about 3 years ago and he was always having drunk meltdowns and making up lies
had a look last week and he was doing the exact same thing, drunk making up stories about getting in fights and being melodramatic
/britfeel/ is a genuinely depressing place that makes people worse. sacked tranny belongs there with the rest of them

>>216842841
not true ive been posting here unshagged for years

>>216842846
horse butt
need her to sit on my face

>>216842790
Yeah I can believe that.
I mean personally I follow the old rule of do not reply to tripfags or secure trip codes are for jerks etc. so never spoke to either but I can definitely confirm that the mass consensus is that tilde, moni and sacked tranny are all disgusting trannies (mentally ill)

>>216842861
how can you relate?
it's a shaggers general
we would sniff you out instantly

need the broncos to score here for me to defeat the gambling jew

>sacked tranny
Why does he keep trying to force this name? Nobody else uses it and just calls me Employed Woman or EW.

>>216842860
Funny you say that cause I had a look last night and it was just helperlad relapsing on beer and coke getting mad at his smackhead mate for not coming round, 2 anons making fun of him and another namefag babbling incoherently lol

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Giz a sniff Emma.

Sneed sneed R L stein

you just fooling me you joker youuu

>>216842881
*bursts into tears*

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*broods in the corner of /brit*

+1 for sacked tranny going back to britfeel

>>216842860
I can definitely believe that, it's been at least 5years since I was last there.
If anything drunks were probably starting fights with helper in the street and he had to run away haha

>>216842906
that's literally all it is, mentally ill adult men making each other more mentally ill either by accident or on purpose

>>216842925
haha this fat mongy retard! lol! looks like he is becoming Islamic though, uh-oh
>>216842938
you should go back too

As a shagger I don't even enjoy it that much

Would rather watch sissy premature fetish hypnosis loops

>>216842954
Old cars are so kino compared to newer models

>>216842906
Pooscreaming

>>216842968
looks like a raging bull. I should legally be allowed to pull out a gun and shoot him

>>216842958
Never posted there even once m8

>>216842969
how many seconds does it take

>>216842925
Rorkey... Those crepes...

>>216842996
OK

>>216842950
There’s literally about 4 people who frequent it now i reckon. It’s a mental asylum where they just scribble the names tripfags and personalities on the walls in shit and goad each other during communal hours. (12am to 3am)

>>216842999
Made it to a few 10 second challenges before

Haven't enjoyed wanking in like 4 years

>>216843014
you reckon you would actually cum too soon irl because of it

>>216843029
need sex...

>>216843052

Kulturterror

Need to get to sleep might have to rub one out and leave the lads

>>216843044
That's the thing lad lel

I need like a fortnight off wanking to finish with the missus

>>216843076
ktim

Leftypol living vicariously through a drunken father who had a physical confrontation with his homosexual son

>>216843124
Based

Mark Hoppus sex arse

Leftypol dying for the NHS

catberg stretching his paws

atb

>>216843140
FAT!

>>216841556
What happens if you roll 9 or 0? No Herm?

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What went wrong with British film?

>>216843124
why is he being so nasty

>>216843210
Jews

Chiefs season is over. Fuck Mutthomes

>>216843210
Fuck Roger Waters. /brit/ is a Syd Barrett general

>>216843210
>Meltdown Productions
screaming

>>216843276
me um big mutt

>>216843308
>>216843308

>>216843213
His bag of tricks aren’t working the way they did in the 1st term. He lowkey should have retired already, but I think his puppet masters (thiel, Vance, Yarvin, whatever) convinced him he would make a lot of money this time around. Republicans did crappy last election and it’s looking like his next 3 years he’s not gonna care what happens to the GOP, cause he already got his bag. Also he’s mental capacity has gone down

rolll

>>216843282
david gilmour is the man simple as

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>>216842846
getsuyoubi getsuyoubi

Right well I've just spaffed to some proper filthy muck so I'm off to bed now.
Night night lads

>>216842548
but you are a nonce