Stop watching porn
fuckin hell lads don't watch Poppythe brainwash memes are real, fuck fuck fuck
lads, post rosy
>tfw no gfhttp://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1490053251145.webmhttp://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1490053251145.webmhttp://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1490053251145.webm;;;;;_;;;;;
airpig month is a bad miniseries
>>72553052Do you have the one of the blonde girl who wakes up and makes a moaning sound?
Matt Le Blanc is actually built like a brick shithouse
>>72553045hate her style as much as her face>turquoise shit>rings on every finger>gypsy bracelets
>>72553052>tfw 27 and yet to kiss a girl>i will never know how this feels
Went out with some friendshttps://youtu.be/85y-N5GJa9g
They call him the quickdraw, lazy on cpbut when he sees a rogue /brit/ thread, he is the alpha janny
looks like me and the gf are gonna stick at it lads
JANNY WE HAVE A PROBLEM
>>72553132take a chance on her
>>72553112are you ugly, fat, spazzimodo?I've literally had girls walk up to me and kiss me on the lips without even speaking to me
having a think
>>72552718another chan site /pol/res/9516956.html#9542309
stop seeking control
Nowt better than a good fart
>>72553141thats what he said retard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ssU2pXndOoDON'T watch this
>72553108early 2015 /qa/ was comfy desuit's been shit ever since the announcement made it a non-hidden board for a while
>>72553052dear oh dear but do i find females irritating
>>72553181no, he said>looks like me and the gf are gonna stick at it lads
>>72553112>tfw 28yo KV>tfw sit on a side of the office with 15 (FIFTEEN) women and no other men
>>72553191fuck I meant >>72553108
Stop being reactionary.
>>72553220think you might be an idiot mate
reminder this happenned
>>72553204that means i'm taking a chance on her (desu she's taking a chance on me)
belt or braces lads?
has anyone got the video where tim's doing the dishes and vinay starts talking to him and tim acts really hostile?
>>72553191>>72553227Too much pissing and moaning for my tastes and newfags trying to change shit, did have its good threads tho
Stop using technology
>>72553258Belt for things at the hip, suspenders for waist-high trousers.
are samsung tablets any good
reminder this happened
>>72553183a real noodle boiler that one
>>72553209Definitely no men on that side of the office that's for sure
high-waist trousers are the true redpill
this is in the past now
>>72553335alri simon cowell
>>72553322i have a willy though
more weird vids
reminder messi was diagnosed with autism
>she's bloody marriedBoggles the mind.
need to do 500-1000 words but im too tired to do them. and its in for tomorrowSad!
>>72553435don't post my gf
>>72553052>tfw will literally never know this feeling
Deos modafininl work lads?
>>72553216>>72553225>>72553313youve doomed yerselfs lads, i tried to warn you. you don't got much time left
how do i become a sponsored athlete for herbalifei know two lads who work for them that ive just met at random around the gym
72553443Still hope you fail.
>>72553183makign the neurons fire at light speedalso poppy a cute
ywn have that shoulder breadthhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjYW8A5P-Xc
>>72553183now this made me think
>>72553478"Everything is pastel and she has a cute voice oh how hypnotic"srs
its nearly 00:00 lads
my willy got caught in the door again :/
think can have the 'arents having sex
>>72553565make a wish x
my name jeff
>>72553478you're scaring me
The political views of /pol/ and reddit are equally alien to me. Thus, I view both with an equal, and removed disdain. They are but 2 sides of the same coin, constantly in motion. A flipped coin if you will. And I am the person flipping said coin. The head or tails side cannot perceive me, for they exist in a 2D plane while I dwell in the 3D realm. This is analogous to my relationship with both.
>>72553478that was nice
Prediction: a /brit/ anon will die today.
>>72553104no but asmr gf roleplay is a big thing, so try searching on youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m63vLpZViKA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SZD_dIlFGMyour world is not real
>>72553623pick me pick me
>>72553600you wont even realize until it happens
>>72553614i am le enlightened fence sitter
>>72553623and it will be YOU*unsheaths glaive*
>>72553112just be yourself
>>72553664drrr is a good anime
>>72553614reddit isn't some homogeneous massfar more variety on there than here tbqh
>>72553629she's a massive whore, mentally ill too. go to the other chan's asmr board and look at the thread on her
>>72553623Hope it's me, my poop was a lil black so hopefully I've got an intestinal bleed.
>>72553653not being at the extreme of either end doesn't make you a fence sitter
>reddit isn't some homogeneous mass>far more variety on there than here tbqh
>>72553664>>72553653I predicted a level of ridicule may be levelled upon me by posters here while I was making that post. I can see you are a side of the coin.
>>72553700how about you and your bony little wings flap your way back then
there's a blonde youtuber who can best be described as a bimbo and i forgot her name. it was something like tessa boobtits anyone know who i'm talking about? i can't for the life of me remember
>>72553727Not wrong, though. r/the_donald and r/politics are shit, but different types of shit.
>>72553701genuinely could not care any less, anon
"Beards are growing on British women - just 34% of 18-39 yr old women prefer clean shaven men, down from 71% in 2011">tfw clean shavenfug
*strikes you hard in the inner collarbone with my sharpened billhook, shattering the bone and splitting your subclavian artery, killing you instantly*
>>72553666>666Definitely this guy.
>>72553623Prediction: I will do a wank to Cirno's cute soft legs tomorrow
>>72553775My job requires me to be clean shaven. FFS.
>>72553775stop being a gendertraitor metrosexual tranny and grow a beard
>>72553700And here we can observe the other side of the coin, the redditor. He thinks that his 2D plane is the entire world, but he couldn't be more wrong. Fascinating
>>72553775without beard is still higher than with beard...
>>72553798Wagies btfo once again
>>72553417Is that the tabbyx247 or whatever who was basically a vlogger qt that became Rebecca black 2.0 and started doing shit music videos
>>72553775>Beards are growing on British women>>72553815Already did one 10 minutes ago innit
>>72553801lmao, every urban feminist vegan twat has a shitty beard these days you turdi can grow one, but it doesn't interest me or suit me
Dermot O' QUEERY!
>>72553801when every runt has a beard, having one is what makes you metrosexual, not the other way around. look at your company
>always act awkward and autistic in front of cute girl at work>her banter is pretty decent but i can't give it back because it always comes out weird or i trip over my words>don't even fancy herHow do i sort myself out?
>>72553886By being a man instead of a little faggot.
all around me are familiar faces...
>>72553886do half a pinger just before work
>>72553886shelf a pinger before your shift
>>72553902brilliantly profound (!)
Nowank never works lads.You're fine for the first few days, even weeks maybe, but eventually your lusts and urges just become too distracting for every day living. You can't go 5 minutes without thinking about how much you need to nut inside a young thing.A compromise of only wanking once every 3-5 days works best, depending on your libido.
>>72553902Not very helpful m8e
>>72553889They fixed Mass Effect Andromeda's graphics.
Currently reading up on Gamergate. Didn't follow it at the time.Mental how it became such a huge thing.
>>72553953fixed that for you
Why does /brit/ hate gifs?They are the superior moving file type.
>>72554019IT'S A MEME YOU DIP
>Trump hasn't been impeached yetWhat's taking them so long
>>72554000see, thats much better quality. gifs are for the plebs mate.
what was his major malfunction?
>>72554033must be too busy locking Hillary up!
>>72554033He has done nothing outside the rule of law
feel like i'm being watched lads
Just realised what a fragile mess Bedford """""infrastructure""""" is.Was on my way to the gym (6 minute drive) but a crucial road on my usual route turned out to be blocked. Some sort of lorry accident it looked like; the police were turning everyone around.I searched my mind and then (after parking) consulted Google Maps only to prove to myself that yes, the only other way to the gym would have me circumnavigating the town and take about 35 minutes. All because half the fucking roads in the town centre have been converted to bus-lane-only or one-way roads making alternative routes impossible.The fucking state of this town.
>>72554033a team of experts are telling him not to do things which would get him impeached
>>72554033You have to do something really serious, like have sex, to get yanks angry enough to impeach you
>>72553978theres nothing inherently wrong with wankingnofap people are just as retarded as AA peopleyou have no self control so it has to be all or nothing
>>72554046had a hearty laugh
got called bait in /pol/ lads
>>72554046he clearly was picking something up off the floor
>>72554046he prepares to take the Downers' tunnel (under the chairs.)
>>72554083you know what's funny is that he can ignore the court rulings against his immigration law. only the supreme court "has that power" but even then it doesn't. it's nowhere in the constitution. they gave themselves that power. they have no enforcement, look up about andrew jackson
REALLY wanted that Christine Chubbuck footage to be real. oh well.
>>72554046fuck all wrong with sniffing a lasses seat lad
>>72554161That doesn't sound like anything a reputable constitutional lawyer would say
>>72554189reigenbot debunked it
time for bedcan i get a tuck in?
>>72554188what you think doesn't matter, it's true. go read the wikipedia article on the supreme court or something, it's probably in there
would heem anyone ITT
>>72554228supposed video: http://www.bestgore.com/suicide/christine-chubbuck-suicide-video/debunk: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LsAqpIlFm3E
WHAT is your favourite place to visit / thing to do in the UK?In a year I will be moving to japan for two years and I realised that I haven't traveled much within the UK, so I'm looking for suggestions. Also if anyone has any experience living in Japan long term then I'd be happy to hear of it
>>72554256I like to pick my nose
>>72554256snowdonia and small scottish islands
>>72554254unless we're being jew'd lads, but it's a hard call
i think im blind
>>72554254That debunk is utter bollocks tbf.
Limmy isn't funny and I'm glad they shelved his crap tv programme.
>>72554033if trump is impeached mike pence becomes president
Only 4 weeks until my 2-week holiday lads
>>72554317he's an ass now that his wife left him. drunk all the time
>>72554313what about Gordon's testimony? Is he pulling our legs then?
>>72554254does look really fake 2bh
only gone and fell for her, lads
>>72554254It's fakeIn the actual video, she puts the barrel of the gun under her chin and shoots. She did this because the day before she asked a police officer the most effective method of suicide, which she claimed was for a play.In the leaked footage she starts with the gun in that position but then brings it to the side of her head when she pulls the trigger
>>72554288good suggestion, I like walking/hiking so that looks perfect thanks. You from around there?
>>72554376but she's a bit ugly
are we posting irl waifus?
when did you come to terms with the fact that you'll die alone
>>72554403Probably best you clue yourself up before posting shit, you fucking idiot.>She drew the revolver and shot herself behind her right ear.https://news.google.com/newspapers?id=mT0gAAAAIBAJ&sjid=5mYEAAAAIBAJ&dq=christine%20chubbuck&pg=3508%2C10156
>>72554444would make a right mess of you if it wasn't for those digits
>>72554495I cry myself to sleep
Got an addiction to making threads lads, I just love the replies pouring in.
literally can't catch
The Boy Gideon is currently employed in SIX jobs.
james mcavoy seems like a good lad
>>72554543NEED a trap gf
>>72554508quality fact check inspector.hoping some more developments come out.
>>72554571that fucker is always forgetting his bible
wonder what would happen if you called a random black guy slave boy
Business idea: only reply to posters who attach an image to their post
want going? shop owt anyone
>>72554630how do people even get to this pointhow do they lose all control
>>72554639need to get me one of those hats
>>72554630Janny hard at work
>>72554661Me too, preferably with a girl attached to it.
>>72554495Have got many relatives, that's all the I'll ever need
just woke upmaking some coffee
>>72554710Alri.Rate the yank convict gf.
>>72554710>just woke upnightshift wagie?
>>72554656SS + GOMAD
shitin for britain
keep watching this fat ladwonder if he's noticed
>>72554630I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY EYESIT'S THE ONLY THING THAT SLOWLY STOPS THE ACHEBUT IT'S MADE OF ALL THE THINGS I HAVE TO TAKE JESUS, IT NEVER ENDS, IT WORKS IT'S WAY INSIDE IF THE PAIN GOES ON
The loneliest moment in someone's life is when they are watching their whole world fall apart, and all they can do is stare blankly.
>In July 2011, Elliot Rodger followed a couple he was jealous of out of a Starbucks in Goleta and threw coffee on them.:87 >In a later incident, he splashed his latte on two girls sitting at a bus stop in Isla Vista for not paying attention to him.:100 >In July 2012, Rodger purchased a Super Soaker, filled it with orange juice, and used it to spray a group playing kickball at Girsh Park.:106–107
haha lads had another panic attack
the overground should be different shades of orange to show the lines
>>72554757I stare at everyone in public, fun to observe people
some sort of 24 hour dance marathon on radio 2bretty cool
Why do so many S**therners represent constituencies outside their native territory?
>>72554656You'd think that if they hit say 25 stone, even 20, they'd realise they have a serious problem and do something, or someone they know intervenes.
fuck the ukkk
>>72554821not enough intelligent northerners
>>72554774I HAVE SCREAMED UNTIL MY VEINS COLLAPSED I'VE WAITED LAST, MY TIME'S ELAPSED NOW, ALL I DO IS LIVE WITH SO MUCH FATE I'VE WISHED FOR THIS, I'VE BITCHED AT THAT I'VE LEFT BEHIND THIS LITTLE FACT: YOU CANNOT KILL WHAT YOU DID NOT CREATE I'VE GOTTA SAY WHAT I'VE GOTTA SAY AND THEN I SWEAR I'LL GO AWAY BUT I CAN'T PROMISE YOU'LL ENJOY THE NOISE I GUESS I'LL SAVE THE BEST FOR LAST MY FUTURE SEEMS LIKE ONE BIG PAST YOU'RE LEFT WITH ME 'CAUSE YOU LEFT ME NO CHOICE
>>72554836What's life like in the Faroe Islands?
>>72554495About 3 years ago
>>72554846>not enough intelligent northernersobligatory: http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Wpdfeeu7Mh
Hi Neil,Have a proposition for you. I know a junior football club looking for a former goalie to offer voluntary keeper training for kids. If you had a spare hour on either Wednesday or Thursday tea times or Saturday mornings. Really worthwhile experience and might give you something positive to focus upon and plus you'd finally get to meet me and have a roll around. :sid:Let us know how if your interestedJohn
>>72554848I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY EYES IT'S THE ONLY THING THAT SLOWLY STOPS THE ACHE IF THE PAIN GOES ON, I'M NOT GONNA MAKE IT! PULL ME BACK TOGETHER OR SEPARATE THE SKIN FROM THE BONE LEAVE ME ALL THE PIECES, AND THEN YOU CAN LEAVE ME ALONE TELL ME THE REALITY IS BETTER THAN DREAM BUT I FOUND OUT THE HARD WAY, NOTHING IS WHAT IT SEEMS!
>>72554855we have clean tap water
>>72554836>ukkknever heard of it
>>72554872>>72554872this lad would shrivel in terror if I looked him in the eye
>>72554855nasty, brutish and short
>>72554879your sea water isn't so clean though
>>72554873say you're busy with uni
might just cook some chicken and eat it on it's own
Warning you now lads you'll be seeing incredibly annoying gimmicks popping up very soon.
>>72554879are you the faroese guy that help make this?http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Eo35AxVt9i
Christ's sake, he's still on here since 17:30 GMT.
>>72554923not as blood-stained as your history, crackkker
mum is worried about best korea nuking the world into oblivion told her not to worry but she was born in 1952 so see grew up with the spectre of nuclear apocalypse looming
>>72554916oh i dunno he sounds pretty tough tbqhwyfhttp://vocaroo.com/i/s1uYEqoKvRfc
>>72554879How much money is a good yearly salary over there?
>>72554966where's the lad?
>>72554966Where is he?
>>72554961400,000 - 500,000 DKK before taxes
could easily knock any cunt in here the fuck out right now
>>72554952theory: NK has no nukes, the missiles are fake, and the underground earthquakes are actually godzilla getting a bit rowdy, and all of NK is merely a facade used to keep godzilla in a cage
How hard is it for an American to immigrate to the UK? I want your English poo qts
I think finn jones is the worst part about iron fist
>>72555016If ten people from /brit/ ganged up on me, I would unironically glass you all into paste. At the age of 15 I was jumped by a group of ten knackers, and bottled one over the head, and made them all run away. I'm the best scrapper here, FACT. I've never lost a bar fight in my life. If any you said anything snarky to me, you would be ERASED from HISTORY unironically. If any of you want to arrange a glassing match I'll be in Manchester for the weekend, I'm looking for a target so let me know if you're up for it.
Does he post on here?>Why haven't you killed yourself?http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/why-havent-you-killed-yourself-9602834
>>72555032fuck off were full
>>72554873>>72554873>“Have a proposition for you. I know a junior football club looking for a former goalie to offer voluntary keeper training for kids.”Dear John,My body is ready.Kindest regardsNeil
>>72555016*knocks you out*
>>72555046queenie is full too
>>72555032It's difficult now, but who knows what possibly change after Brexit
why the fuck is half of what is called classic rock not classic rocknu-classic-rock:aerosmithguns n rosesvan halenstyxjethro tulljourneywhitesnakepearl jam(essentially all 80s and onward rock with the exception of the doors)styx and jethro tull are alright, but these all others are shit and not classic rock. It's not classic just because it's somewhat old.
you ever been mugged lads?
>>72555105Those songs are becoming old
>>72555123nonot the type of guy you would try and mug
>>72555123There's crime in the UK?
>>72555140And? Classic rock is a genre and not based on age.
Playing Simcity lads. Far superior to Cities Skylines.
anybody from chester lads?
>>72555123Don't live in London
very attracted to ginger boys lads
how's Elisa Lam end up in that water tank lads
>>72555169>not based on ageYes it is Led Zeppelin records weren't considered classic rock when they first came out.
>>72555200Would you attend #sheeranalbumparty
>>72555218threw herself in whilst having a psychotic episode
Girl sent me 5 long messages and I just replied 'dont care'
>>72555222Please swallow lead idiot. By this logic all old rock music like Nirvana becomes classic and somehow in the same genre as Johnny Cash. Thie Stooges aren't considered classic-rock despite being quite old nor is what you said true because Led Zepellin was an obvious continuation in genre style of previous rock music in that era. Nirvana, Aerosmith, etc.. .are not stylistic continuations of that era of rock music while The Doors are.
>>72555309>>>72555222>>>72555218>>>72555169 (You)>>>72555149>>>72555140>>>72555105 (You)>>>72555073>>>72555072>>>72555064>>>72555040>>>72555032>>>72555025>>>72555018>>>72554986>>>72554978>>>72554961>>>72554954>>>72554952>>>72554942FOY
could heem every one of you into next wednesday
>>72554846I suspect it's Bliar, his legacy of New Labour and heavy bias in favor of sending the young 'uns off to uni or else their chances at life are only for perpetual failure (in their view).
>>72555306You're being way too specific.
na-na, Why don't you get a job?