janny won't be happy, oh no, not whatsoever
got called a nonce enabler in TK Maxx earlier
>>73874728reported for being earlycunt
>>73874721we have them and plenty of people still call them 'poundshops' despite pound not being in use here anymore
Don't have any gay pics on the main pc, but here's the sunset on mars.Amazing, don't you think.
saved this from a /brit/ thread 4 years ago
WISH THE QUEEN A HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU CUNTS
>>73874777Ah yes, /v/.
>>73874824not really. every planet has a sunset.
>>73874781sure you wouldn't if they gave you even the slightest bit of attention
>>73874775there's no rule that says you have to wait until the last thread is on a certain page before posting a new. There IS a rule against announcing a report however...
this triggers the gimp
>>73874843Huh, didn't even know.Better call my Romanian parents to tell them the good news (King Carol is related to her).
Isn't it mad that email has survived the various evolutions of the internet
>>73874876Jannie doesn't play by the rules.
>>73874824wow what a runt i bet our sun could beat up their sun
>>73874890the state of that neck
>>73874876SICK 'EM JANNY GO BOY GET HIM GET HIM GO
>>73874904thats the moon
>>73874917reported for announcing a report
>>73874876yeah but this a blue board and I wouldnt have reported this nsfw material if you'd just waited instead of being an impatient cuntim phoneposting on mobile internet anyway ao janny cant ban me
>>73874904if that happened and I was there I would shout "go on sun!" haha
>>73874899it hasn't really though, most messaging services have rendered it nothing more than a file transfer system
>>73874860What's amazing is that there's images of it. Goddammit. This is why we'll never go to space.
>>73874867well obviously i dont know them but they seem like the kind of women who depend entirely on their looks but inside is fucking empty of any substance be it intellectual or personality. that isn't my speed mate. cant abide vanity like that 2bh.
working on my weebl and bob backlog
Gf just constantly wastes any disposable income on absolute shite that "will look good in instagram photos" that will be put in a box full of other shite in a month or twoJust makes me realise how superficial women really are
business idea: raise taxes on the poor and cut them on the rich
>>73874932reported for announcing a report
>>73874990get on gumtree and make some profit lad
>>73874933Report away, I guarantee the doorkeep won't do a thing.
>>73874969far more interesting things out there aside from sunsets mate.
>>73874938t. has never worked a day in his lifeI hope you're not the same aussie who thought zip bras didn't exist from the last thread
>>73874571Business idea: Legalize all drugs but only with proper harm reduction, education and safety measures in place. It should be your own choice but it should be an informed one.Not sure how realistic it is to provide scientific education & advocate harm reduction with all the disinformation spread by the government, alcohol & tobacco industries, etc. but I think it would be better than decriminalization of all drugs because customers would still have to rely on drug dealers many of whom don't know or care about the quality of their products, and some of whom sell to minors.
Gosh darnit! What in tarnations!?
>>73874971you're big talk now but i reckon you'd convince yourself they did have a great personality anyway
business idea: steal from the poor to give to the rich
>>73874990the problem is once girls become teenagers they become literal drones that care way to much about what others think. Half dont seem to grow out of that
>>73875046invest in uber
>>73875057yes it does thats part of the definition of a planet
>>73874938Eh, do you really think conversation is what people use email for?
>>73875021Of course there are, but can you put a price on the romanticism of going beyond Earth? I can't even fathom a multiverse, whatever that is, because it seems to diminish everything worth living for.
>>73875057every planet has a sunnot every sun has a planet
>>73875026proudlyand im not
>>73875076its what they did and why i said it hasn't completely survived
>>73875022very thin willy
>>73875096excellent postbig fan of australians
>>73875035if they were willing to do all the work and give me a free shag then yeh of course i'd go for it but i would not spend any effort into trying to seduce them. that would obviously never happen as they're used to idiot blokes falling over themselves in droves for what is essentially a mannequin. nah mate. just not for me.
business idea : sell /brit/
>>73875027decriminalisation means fuck all if prices stay similar to black market rates. the only allure the government has is tax associated with selling that shit, meaning it's probable that the pharmacy price of heroin will be as much as street heroin, or street heroin may be cheaper for less quality.the decriminalisation of drugs is far more complicated than the dude weed lmaos make it out to be.
why does all continental pop music literally sound the same
business idea: deliver timeless australian /brit/ posts
>>73875172business idea:Conquer south east asia for the emperor
>>73875168oops, I meant to hat the other guy, what with the pic of a fedora wearing brony and all.I APOLOGISE MA'AM, I FORGOT THE ALL IMPORTANT MEME ARROW
>>73875167rogue planets dont count.
>>73875170don't even know why you're telling me all this when my original post was about pathetic guys like me
>>73875135>that groom>with THAT BRIDE?!?!WHAT. THE. FUCK.
>>73875240maybe it will wake you up and then the power dynamic i described will end forever.
>>73875264ugly men marry above themselves way more often than women lad
Im gay ama.Going outside for a ciggie, brb.
benis in bagina
>>73875175decriminalisation of drugs doesn't mean it's legal to sell it, when people talk about decriminalisation of drugs it usually means that drug addiction isn't recognized as a crime, and nor is the possession of small amounts of drugs for personal use.
I'm bi, AMA.I don't smoke because I'm not a disgusting subhuman.
Good morning, lads.
>>73875280id rather be a slave to a pretty girl then have a mutually caring one with an ugly girl not that either are an option for me
>>73875148no it wasn't, the hint is in the namemessage boards were around at the time of email ffs
i have no gf, AMA
I remember when we were younger we used to call everyone faggots and gay and it was always undoubtedly a bad thing. what the fuck has happened that now you can't even insult trans peope without having people lose the plot
>>73875336BENIS IN BUMHOLE!!!!
>>73875367>bi>not a disgusting subhumanummm..
>>73875399you don't have conversations with people you know over message boards
>guitar selfie selfiehaha
>>73875404fuck off grandad
>>73875437New guitar looks expensiveHow'd he get the money for it?
>>73875479he has a trust fund which he uses to pay for everything
>>73875437what is tim up to now? haven't watched him since he moved house and stop wandering aroundis he back to wandering around?
>>73875427People used to talk on the phone.Mental to think about it now desu.
LOVE wankingHATE sex
>>73875364then literally what is the point?there's absolutely no point decriminalising drugs like fucking meth, heroin and crack if the government has absolutely nothing to gain. if anything, the government has more to lose given the fact that crime rates following addiction rates not rates of recognition of addiction by arrest. it basically means the government has no way to track addicts based upon their crimes until their methed up fuckwit arse is bashing some poor bastard for $15.decriminalisation has minimal advantages aside from dudeeeee dont hate me cuz i do drugs lmao. i want the police to be able to track fucked up methheads based upon where theyre arrested.
>have two beers>get hangover
i have a trust fund but its only worth like 200k at best thats not enough to do nothing with
We gay are a mutation. It is up to socities to accept it or not. All my class mates were lovely towards it.Left-handedness is also a mutation.
>>73875562gonna let you in on a secret, big ladneck one of these bad boys before beddie-bys and you'll be sorted
>>73875628me on the table
me and the gf
>>73875628me on the left
still having the gin and tonicgotta tell you the irish lad is spot on
>>73875649good ladrehydration salts + berocca + soluble aspirin in a litre of water is the go to remedy. has to be taken before bed though.
>its no 2017 christwhen the fuck did that happen
>got back into tabletop roleplaying gamesEmbracing my virginity lads. At least I look and act normie enough.
>>73875628hate it when girls cut their hair short like that
*makes you wear a dunce cap and sit in the corner for the rest of the thread*
>>73875734its nearly MAY 2017
>>73875745was going to go to bed anyway*fucks off*
glad when the Australians go to bed, they ruin the thread.
Yeah, just take all this shit and drink a ton of water before going to bed.You're sure to remember to do that when you roll in barely able to stand and collapse into bed with your shoes on.
>>73875797fuck offthread is ruined by the normies who come on in the evening
>when the Australians go to bed, they ruin the thread.VERY true
>tabletop roleplaying games
>>73875830them Australians are normie, you are correct however, the evening normies are far more cancerous.
would would you do if you were a literal billionaire?i'd spend every waking moment on 4chan and drink a whole bottle of wild turkey every day
*tries to leave /brit/**gets stuck in the door*gy-guy,s..,
>>73875726how do you not piss up a storm in bed after drinking a litre while pissed?
>>73875812I feel absolutely rotten if I go straight to sleep after getting in, room starts spinning and it always makes me vommight as well use the "cool down" time to sort myself out for the morning
>>73875812you must be a literal mongoloid on the piss. i've staggered home in absolute dire states and still remembered to do it.
As a Romanian 10 year visa holder to the US, it's silly.Mexican border agent was literally asking me why I'm here.
sosig sarnie for lunch
>>73875742Never saw the appeal there desu. It's like action posting in /brit/ but more autism and in real life so you can smell the other people.
>>73875628looks like thatd be pretty uncomfortable and dangerous desu
>>73875868spruce up every single arcade in grimsby
>>73875868>buy essential things for my siblings and mother so they don't have to work jobs they don't want to anymore>hire instagram models and porn stars to fly out to me>build a top class home theatre
How do I top up the coolant in my car? Do I need to replace it or can I just add more?
post qi kinoshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ow1nHW4j_8o
>>73875876dunno, just end up passing out and waking up like 6 or 7 hours later with a bladder the size of my head haha.if you've had water throughout the night then you can gun less of it but a litre is when you've had none and know you're fucked without it
>>73875907>Never saw the appeal there desusome people do so no one cares what you think
>>73875950Don't reply then.
>>73875869"Alright lets lock up and head out"*turns off lights* "Are we forgetting someone?"Erm... nope, cant think of anyone
>>73875907There's no limits and it never gets boring, better than any game, boardgame, film etc. It's great fun.It sounds autistic but that depends on the players on how they play.
>>73875935add more. make sure its the right type though
>>73875868just travel non stop and have a nice house on the beach so i could have a surf and hang out when at homewouldn't work a fucking day in my life
>>73875890we voted leave get out
just had an epileptic seizure
imagine being NOT GAY
>>73876021How does that apply to 'permanent residents'?
>>73875879If I've drunk enough to need to do any of that there's very little chance I will remember getting home. Whatever I do will be on the ol' autopilot.
>>73876079not gay is the new gay
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1492309622359.webmgf just sent me thishope she gets beheaded
>>73876137hate it when girls cut their hair short like that
me and the lads
>>73875984I prefer something where you're competing against the other people, like a board game.
josy is a lesben
STOP posting gay porn please
still very much attracted to lads, like arms, legs, body, hnnnnnnnnnnng
>>73876256don't worry, the trannie poster will be here any minute
homosexuality is a fetish
really don't like people who use reddit flags.
>>73876100just leave it on your desk and you'll do it
going to play a video game or video art as i like to call them
>>73876281yes, but is that wrong?
>>73876285do you like me
>>73876278those trannies are absolutely rotten lookingi never even open them but it still makes me grimace
>>73876285using a trip is worse
>>73876189Fair enough, I find board games have fuck all depth and don't really interest me. You can still get tabletop rpgs that involve fucking over the other players mind you.
>>73876313fetishes can be cured
>>73876325no it isn't, you can filter me easy.reddit flaggers on respond to each other and alienate new people from /brit/ they're fucking aids
>>73876313yesburn in hell homo
*does a dance*
>>73876327>fuck all depthNot sure what you mean by that.
tony blair was a zionist shill planted to destroy the UK through mass immigration
>>73876363what about me
>you can filter me easy.correct. heres how to do it lads. i suggest everyone does it.
NEED a link to thailads website NOW
>>73875868>make mine & gfs families rich and comfortable>buy 4chan, sack janny, remove wordfilters, ban the name "moni" from /int/ and /r9k/, regularly fuck with /pol/, put "YOU ARE A PAEDOPHILE" at the top of every anime board>buy an island and have a castle built on it and live there in the winter>buy a vintage mansion in the english countryside and have all property developers who consider building anything modern nearby assassinated>hire some nerds to invest my money>rig the us elections>cancel the simpsons>buy the rights to adapt tolkiens works and never do anything with them>buy a lottery ticket every day>dox lisicki>hopefully afford chemotherapy for my liver
>>73876419Why don't you filter him then?
>>73876449he's an autistic wanker, there was a point about a year ago where he'd spam that png in every thread, even if I wasn't posting.He doesn't actually want to filter me, he wants me to respond to him
>>73876364hell isn't real potato
>>73876449just doing my part. not everyone is selfish.
>drink loads of water before going to bed>hope that needing a piss will work like an alarm clock and wake me up early>just piss the bed insteadAh yes
>fantasising about what you would do if you were rich Is there anything more runtish?
>>73875868embroil >>73876441 in frivolous lawsuits so he cant afford to do anything in his list
>>73876441>buy 4chan, sack janny, remove wordfilters, ban the name "moni" from /int/ and /r9k/, regularly fuck with /pol/, put "YOU ARE A PAEDOPHILE" at the top of every anime boardmake this man the warlord
>>73876499done a few piss beds myself
NEED a legitimate link to thailads website NOW
>>73876512fantasising about what you would do on a middle class income
>>73876512whimpering in your sleep*holds up finger and thumb very close to one another* literally this close to stomping the gfs perfect face in
>>73876483do you like me
>>73876565I talk in my sleep.Used by VERY self-conscious about it but I just don't give a toss.
>>73876499>tfw have a memory foam matress so whenever i piss the bed the piss seeps into the material and is hard as fuck to clean and stinksi just dont bother cleaning it anymore
How do farmers party? They turnip the beetHAHAHAHA
If being gay is wrong then why did God make willies so juicy and tempting?
>>73876615have a quiet word with yourself mate
>>73876613shall give her a toss right out the window if she carries on>pissing the beddidnt realise everyone here was literally 90 years old
I really hope you're all joking about pissing the bed.
Find it hard to understand why other people aren't as attractive as me
>>73876642i literally saw that on reddit earlier
once woke up after heavy drinking to find i had puked while i was asleep, but luckily i didnt choke on it
I don't piss my bed per se, but I do like to empty my piss bottles into the mattress from time to time
>>73876615absolute state of your piss soaked life hahahahahaha
>>73876670virus do not click
spilt water on my laptop and now the keyboard has gone mental what an I supposed to do now? buy a new keyboard?
me in the vomit pit
>>73876647because something went wrong with your development as a foetus so your brain is more feminine which in turn made you bent. also i imagine your parents had a part to play. sucks to be them.
>>73876681Now, I have done that.Had to buy a new mattress.
>>73876581snib snib :D
>whenever I piss the bed Hmm
>>73876395>take a coin or a card on your turn!>repeat until there's a winnerI dunno some of them I've played are too 'simple', there's tactics but the core gameplay isn't interesting enough for me to care.
>pissing the bed frequently think you freaks need to stop wanking so much. damaging your dick pipes.
cannot fathom being in a fulfilling and wholesome relationshipall mine have pretty dreadful
one got really really hammered and woke up the next morning to find a damp patch of carpet next to the wallmy theory is that I got up in the night, still comatose from alcohol, and pissed up against the wall thinking I was outside
too autistic for normiestoo normie for autists
well i like me
have accidentally burst my colostomy bag a number of times by lying on it when im asleep lol
>>73876766Think there's a whole world of board games out there that you're unaware of desu.
good for you
>>73876794yeah I've done that, thought I was pissing in the toilet then realised I was like 90 degrees away from it facing the wallfunniest was when I wasn't feeling flash so I downed 2 litres of water at the bar then made myself projectile vomit all over one of the club toilets hahahahahahaha
>>73876805>those batshit crazy eyes
>>73876766so play more complex board games you weapon
once i drank so much I got a bit of a headache and everything started spinning so I stopped and took some deep breaths, then I was ok
>>73876796I see this post everyday
what's the best term for a stupid person lads?quite like "melt" myself
>>73876857This always happens.Trying to drink a load of water when you're pissed is an absolute meme.
once i had two beers got a slight buzz from it but apart from that i was fine
I was alright till they took me off my medication
>>73876954for me, it's pillock or spanner
on the train
>>73876794once woke up in the morning, went to turn on my small plug-in radiator and it came on for about 20 second bfore the room was full of the stench of warm piss. pissed in the radiator
business idea: my uni puts my fucking grades up already
>>73876956it's superb when you're looking to tac vom because there's so much fluid in your stomach you never dry retch or have those painful contractions where nothing comes outhighly recommend it
>>73876989this is good too>>73876966only sounds good to you mate>>73876992have a word with yourself>>73876981too childish
*has a word with myself*
>>73876938I post it every day
>>73877082>mixing third and first person in the same sentence
>>73877031was it your stats ones lad
wish i didn't just quit any time i encountered something difficult
>>73877136how do you not know what a tac vom is
drop kicked my dog down the stairshe cant walk now
>>73877122enjoying your first day on 4chan so far dickhead?
Doing a tactical shite
>>73876954>quite like "melt" myself"You're a melt.""He's such a melt."... This sounds kinda homo to me.
*encounters something difficult**quits*
*doesn't answer you*
having a tactical wank lads
>>73877161No. It's shit.What the fuck are you lads playing at here?
*mixes third and first person in the same sentence*
>>73877158I know what it is it's just such a teenager thing to say
literally fap to this
HOW DEAR YOU
having a tactical wank while taking a guerrilla shite
mixing third and first person in the same sentence
Has /brit/ ever invented a good gimmick?things like to be honest posting aren't gimmicks
>>73877253ahhh yes sorry I'll try to be more mature on an anime forum for ya mate
*invents a good gimmick*
>>73877279your mum is a gimmick
>>73877253in what way
>>73877279I'm the one who introduced the term 'gimmick'. Wish I hadn't really.
>not saying chunderlosers
>>73877279I enjoy future posting >>73877326runt
gimmick idea: replace the term 'gimmick' with 'schtick'
>>73877327>fucking up future posting
>>73877327Almost runted yourself there lad.
>>73877327>future posting>quotes post in the past
>>73877369fuck off cunt
>>73877327mugged yourself right off didn't youstupid australian cunt
>>73877367>>73877365>>73877363reeeeeeee I'm posting off my phone you melts >>73877396faggot
>>73877279i enjoy bollock posts
>>73877444this'll be a CORKER of a post lads absolute corker
/brit/ has been awful this past weeklevels of reddit and newshittery that I've never seen before
future posting is only funny now and again and especially when it's not every other post in a threadjust kidding, it's never funny.
>>73877411it's unironically real, how else can I prove it?
feet absolutely reek
>>73877384:^)keep an eye out for this post btw lads >>73877489it's an absolute screamer, make sure you let him know with cheeky haha
(emotionally) feel like shit but im not tired enough to go to sleep
*walks backwards, away from you*
>>73877395>>73877367>>73877363did you not see this? >>73877384
>>73877437this, probably the worst gimmick yet
>>73877421>>73877444see I was right
>>73877427you're the newfag young bucko
Quite fond of the pre-emptive fedora gimmick.
>>73877477what, the post he picked happened to be someone in this thread? who cares?
>>73877489hahahahahahaa great post!
>>73877510the post he picked happened to be me when he was already replying to me you mong
>>73877532spookybetter call the ufo hunters mate
>>73877427There was a comfy thread yesterday, but other than that you're right
>>73876805so that's what happened to sophie ellis-bextor
posting for being bannedbyee~~~