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Boku no Hero Edition
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primero por diosa con culo
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>>84226726
So you already visited Japan?
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tercero por darkness
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>>84226831
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>>84226907
la diosa qué bella
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y finalmente la megumín de scania
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>>84226907
I did install Manjaro yesterday and wow it's beautiful
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ahora, posteamos maricas italianas
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>>84227030
desnuda y encima de tu cama
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>>84226982
I found a video of you in which you speak a perfect native level of italian
Why don't we communicate in that language instead?
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>>84227105
cazzi...
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>>84227105
Fuck me I forgot the link:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEAIiK7l8iI

They are in China btw
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cazzi di italiani di veneto...
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>>84227202
*Cazzi venetici
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>>84227160
Impressive desu
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>>84227022
>I did install Manjaro yesterday and wow it's beautiful
aye man manjaro is neato used to run that shit on me lappy for progress in life ya know productive stuff ayy

i run Qubes meself as to maintain proper opsec dont want the coppers to come runnin or some nigger to hack my pc ay ya know

arch is fucken righto but parabola is a step above it m8

>>84227202
no praglo itagliano :DDD pista pazza :DDD jelati ay
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cazzi venetici appartengono a femminucce
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>>84227255
I don't follow normie vlogger, plus he has too low subscriptions
But for what I get he was born in Italy, his level it's native like I wouldn't guessed he's not italian if I wouldn't look at him
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>>84227366
el pratano
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If monks weren't lazy Spanish would look like
ninna
espannol
ninnez
anno
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>>84227293
*Gelati
And it's one of my favourite desert >_<

>>84227293
Yeah I use linux for programming mostly
Sad that it's not mpre widely used but with Andorid that dominates the smartphone market I can say that at least on there it's all good

>>84227303
I hope they will
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>>84227375
*Pratese
I never visited that city but I don't I did lost so much 2bqh
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oigo esto para practicar mi espannol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=giM1P2NmCYA
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>>84227551
que bueno. EUIV es un juego fantastico
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>>84227202
I don't want to make you commit mistakes
It's "Cazzi veneti"
Our denonymous in italian it's "veneto"
"Venetici" is used when in refer to ancient people of "Veneto"
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>>84227648
tu en ese foto
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>>84227648
>Our denonymous in italian it's "veneto"
When you've already mentionned the subject you don't need to use "it"
Our denonymous in Italian is "veneto" is correct
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>>84227551
Wtf I can understand this guy...
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>>84227728
los lenguajes basados en latín...
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>>84227701
Thank you
I am probably tired...
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quién /hilo despacio/ acá
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>>84227751
Not "Idioma"?
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>>84227826
I was wondering the same thing desu
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>>84227826
>>84227860
Oh I used it wrong. Lenguaje is the concept of language. Idioma is specific languages. my bad
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My ancestors were loved :)
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>>84228083
Bet your ancestors were boy toys like you are
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>>84228125
Are you sure?
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>>84228235
Found a more accurate pic of your ancestor and his lord
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Gonna head out for some Maccas. Haven't have some in ages
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>>84228474
Haven't had
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>>84228474
Don't get too fat
Though McFlurries are great
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WE WUZ VIKANGZ
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>>84228364
Me behind
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>>84228554
No, you're this one
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>>84228548
Only 300 years of history that include only raiding and pillaging
W E W
E
W

>>84228474
Enjoy :)
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Iceland and the Faroe Islands should be part of Norway ngl

Bohuslan as well, all the way down to Goteborg
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>>84228617
Nope that's you
Like in this one, you are such a cutie :3
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>>84228235
I am not sure if this pic was true or not
So I delete it
It's hard to find source for this topic on the web
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>>84228714
Me on the right
You on the left
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>>84228858
H-hot
You in the pic :^)
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>>84228994
You on the left
Me with blonde hair
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>>84229043
me and you :3
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>>84229105
You on the right
Me in the centre
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>>84229209
You got me
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I've tried to get to sleep but it's not happening, so good morning gang I guess...
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>>84229374
Goodmorning
Stay awake till this night and you will sleep
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>>84229374
Good morning

>>84229274
Me on the right with a formidable rack you on the left
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Me visiting the city
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>>84229623
>Me
*You
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>>84229623
Nice freudian slip cuteboi
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>>84229433
Yeah that probably won't happen, I can see myself falling asleep around noon.
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>>84229860
S-stop
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>>84229938
Try to
I fix my sleep schedule in this way
I know it will be hard, especially in the afternoon
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me
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>>84229374
Same here LMAO. It’s nearly 6 here.
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>>84228545
>Don't get too fat
I'm trying to go the gym on the daily now so I can treat myself to some junk off from time to time.
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>>84231353
junk food*
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>>84231353
Don't go to the gym daily
Or at least don't exercize the same muscles, otherwise you will not making any progress

>>84230695
Did you start playing EUIV?
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>>84231569
>Or at least don't exercize the same muscles
I do different muscles every day
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>>84231645
I think that it is still hard but if you can endure it, go for it
Have you already used to gym?
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>>84231569
I used to play it but I don't anymore, might get back into it if I feel like
watching DDRJake play sunrise valley or whatever now
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>>84231776
Ok have fun :3
I have zero knowledge on that kind of strategy games
I only know EUIV and HOI4 for their fame
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>>84231722
>Have you already used to gym?
There is a mistake in your sentence. I've been for a few months on and off so this is the first time I'm actually comitted to better myself and go often
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Is someone still here?
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>italians are spamming traps again
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>Italians
I am the only one here
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Going to bed lads
good night
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>>84233649
This is "Plato"

Goodnight~
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>>84233562
Aye
>>84233586
did you pull off an all nighter lad?
>>84233649
Good night mate and sweet dreams
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Good morning everyone

I'm awake and wishing I wasn't
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>>84233706
Morning mate. Do you have work today?
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>>84233617
a lie. a know you italians love those femboys
>>84233696
i woke up at 3
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>>84232051
"Did you already get used to the gym"
That's the correct one, right?
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>>84233759
I mean who doesn't?
But beside that I am (usually) the only one here
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>>84233649
Goodnight
>>84233758
Yep, I have to get out of bed soon to get ready
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>>84233759
>i woke up at 3
Holy shit, how fucked up is your sleep schedule?
>>84233775
>"Did you already get used to the gym"
that would be correct indeed but I would be more inclined to use "have you got used to...?". I'm not sure about this one though.
You're making progress lad
>>84233823
>Yep, I have to get out of bed soon to get ready
Well I wish good luck and no boat people
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>>84233907
wish you* What's wrong with me tonight?
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*SCREAMING*
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>>84233907
Thank you,
I still keep coming here even for improving my english
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>>84234048
>I still keep coming here even for improving my english
So do I. I want to improve it as much as possible before I go abroad again
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>>84233907
>female driver
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>>84234043
Did you end bullying that Estonian?
Now he shitposts on my general ;_;
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>>84233820
i suppose your logic holds up
>>84233907
i like to wake up early, exercise, read, and then shower. then i'll either spend the entire day reading, funposting or just daydreaming
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>>84234177
I stopped bullying him like 3 months ago. He's too predictable now. Want me to keep him busy?
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>>84234177
*finnish
He doesn't stops the shitpost >>84233680
;_;
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>>84234319
Ah, it's not him. Probably another estonian, posting style is too different.
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>>84234290
So there are really two russians
This afternoon I see a russian bullying the Estonian in one of their meme erping threads
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>>84234414
>two
A lot more. Like 5 maybe, they all do it differently tho, easy to tell who is who.
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>>84234383
Are you sure it's not him?
>>84234469
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>>84234515
Wizzard never rudeposts, he's always tame and gentle.
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>>84234195
>i like to wake up early, exercise, read, and then shower. then i'll either spend the entire day reading, funposting or just daydreaming
Nice, do you go to a gym to work out or do you do it at home?
What do you read?
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>>84234597
Ok sorry for bother you
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Might a piece of toast for breakfast
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Just came across this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpkMsoU0Cd4
Looks like I now have something to watch
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>>84235088
Very nice
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>>84235088
Neat
I used to watch that when I was a kid
We make the romans in there speak their dialect
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>>84235353
Always loved Astérix et Obélix. I would read each comics when I was a kid
>>84235377
>We make the romans in there speak their dialect
nice
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It's a bit windy outside, I wish I could stay indoors
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It's almost time for work so I better get going, see you lads later
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>>84234611
I go for my walks/runs in the morning while no-one else is awake. At the moment I am reading Meditations by Marcus Aurelius.
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>>84236397
>Meditations by Marcus Aurelius
Isn't it the Roman Emperor? It sounds like a philosophy book, is it?
>I go for my walks/runs in the morning while no-one else is awake
That's maximum comfiness right there
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Didn’t even sleep. Hope there good grigget on tonight.
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>>84236648
there’s
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>>84236256
See you~
I was in shower
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>>84236587
It is comfy. Yes, it's philosophy.
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bump
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Ended up falling asleep after all, good morning again.
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>>84241501
Goodmorning

I am the one who fall asleep now
Behave well~
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>>84241917
Good night Italy.
Sweet dreams.
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Good morning. I kept waking up a few times early this morning with a boner. Must have been dreaming lewd things again.
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>>84242619
Good morning matey.
Sleep well?
Whats the plans for today?
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>>84242693
Yes. I'll probably stay inside today. I'll burn if I go outside again today.
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Very nice day at work today
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>>84243736
Not too busy then?
Hope you're staying away from them coffees, you drink far too much.
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Lunchtime, just spilt soda water on the floor pasty I'm having for lunch, not great

And I'm sitting outside to avoid people and that wind is nasty
>>84243928
I've only had two, and work is a nice balance if busy and quiet
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Fuck it's cold, I'm heading back in to work

See you all later
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29°C outside desu.
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>>84245617
>34°C in brisbane
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is this the /cric/ refugee thread?
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so fucken full

ate subway

sunk some cold ones

a lot of them

sunk some hot ones

was nice m8

headin to bed now guys


good nights
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>>84246537
Goodnight my druggy friend
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>>84246537
Goodnight mate.
Sleep tight.
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Afternoon boys
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>>84247076
Good afternoon

How's it going?
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I just a Windows update
I can't wait for my computer to run like shit now because the intel kernel fuckup
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>>84247419
>windows
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>>84247314
Drinking some ice cold water, very comfy
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>>84247450
rude

>>84247509
heyo
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Very slow thread today lads.
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Might buy an e-reader lads
I really don't read enough books as it is
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>>84248809
Reading is for nerds.
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>>84248842
of course that's what a dumb druggie like you would say
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>>84248852
Be like me, I'm hip, I'm cool.
Get fucked up on drugs and kill half your brain cells.
It's what the cool kids are doing.
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Yay, another day of work is over

>>84248809
I got one of those, I never use it, although maybe I should put some doujins in it
>>84248842
This
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>>84248944
FREEEEDOM
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>parents are having friends over
>tfw I might be forced to try socialize with their son
fucking kill me
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I WISH THAT I COULD BE LIKE THE KIDS
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>>84249081
Assert dominance right away.
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>>84249081
Just hide in your room and don't come out
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>>84249174
I want to but my mom said I can't.
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>>84249200
That's not fair, I would always hide when my parents had people over, even if it meant I missed dinner
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>Almost finished wardrobe
>Just gotta make the bottom drawer and slide it in
>Do so
>Attempt to slide it in
>wtf why isn't it sliding im
>wtf is this stuck now?
>Pull it out
>Front comes off
>Base of it slides off
>Bottom support comes lose and swings around and hits me in the shin
>Get mad and kick it
>Now my toe is bleeding

AAAAAAAAAAAH FUCK! THIS IS WHY I ALWAYS BUY MY FURNITURE PRE-MADE! I CAN AFFORD DO TO THAT AAAAAAAAAAH
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>>84249512
At this point you should just pay someone to assemble it for you
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>>84249512
Mate.
I don't know what to say, you've been at this for a while now.
Maybe you should get someone to help you.
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>>84249543
>>84249567
Once my toe feels better I'm gonna try again desu.
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>>84249671
Does your toe need some ice on it?
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i am so tired
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>>84249846
Y-yes.
>>84249865
I am as well desu.
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>>84249865
I'm sure you are, you seemed to be working very hard this week, you deserve a break

did your manage to get your project finished today?
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>>84249965
y..yea, i worked really hard.
we finished the project just barely on shedule. had to do a bit of overtime today because the autists where "sick"
but we did it and i was pretty proud on myself. also played an a3 mission today and couldnt sleep till now because reasons only god knows. now i just want to sleep.
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>>84249965
and how was your day'?
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>>84250036
W-wait what project was this desu? I thought your entire job was to just help autists do things around the place you live.
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>>84250036
That's good to hear, you deserve a good rest
>>84250071
Fine, I was at work most of the day but the café was quiet and the day went quickly so that was good
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>>84250081
nah, i have depression and have to work WITH the autists, as im on the same level as them.
we had a project where a smol firm moved to a new office and or company had to set up the IT infrastructure there
they bought new computers and stuff, importing data, install programms, plugging cables in, set up routers, mailserver... that kind of stuff. desu
the autists are like me employees here. this company is here to help peoples with disabilities to integrate in the regular workforce
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>>84250159
d..dont lewd too many lolis desu.
also thanks matem hope true comfyness will also come to you.
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>>84250180
S-so you live in the resort with all the other autists and the company brought computers to you and told you all to set it up?

S-sounds fun though desu.
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>>84250192
My goal in life is to achieve true comfyness, and I promise not to lewd too many lolis
>>84250227
How does that sound at all fun?
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>>84250227
you could say it that way.
but it wasnt fun.
the autists were LITERALLY too dumb to install windows. and they want to become IT people...
and our supervisor said one of us should be the "planner" because team spirit and stuff.

ALSO ITS NOT A RESORT. ITS A NORMAL COMPANY AND I AM NOT AUTISTIC I JUST HAVE DEPRESSION AND TRIED TO KILL MYSELF A FEW TIMES. I AM NOT AUTISTIC LIKE THE OTHERS

>>84250253
keep at it mate. i will also expirence maximum comfyness. but its a long way there.
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>>84250289
>I JUST HAVE DEPRESSION AND TRIED TO KILL MYSELF A FEW TIMES
p-please don't kill yourself bunny...
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>>84250316
i wont. i know you guys now and i like you.
also the pills keep those toughts away usually.
b..but thanks for the concern
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>>84250253
Seems like a holiday camp.
>>84250289
W-wait so is the company where you live giving these projects to people who want to go into different areas desu? Like is there groups for people into IT and for ones into other stuff?

D-don't be depressed desu, I love you.
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>>84250289
>ALSO ITS NOT A RESORT. ITS A NORMAL COMPANY AND I AM NOT AUTISTIC I JUST HAVE DEPRESSION AND TRIED TO KILL MYSELF A FEW TIMES. I AM NOT AUTISTIC LIKE THE OTHERS
It's very obvious that you're not an autist, you seem about as normal as the rest of us here, and I enjoy your company
>>84250316
don't tell him what to do
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>>84250358
If you ever feel depressed and you think it will help please send me a message.
Having other people you can rely on goes a long way I believe.
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>>84250361
well. in this company are different departments. the IT, the Kitchen/cantina, the "technical service" aka cleaning personell, the printers, some people who work on accounting, the people down in the assembly of the factory.

the company gives people from mental hospitals or who are in another way disabled (weelchair, dwarfism ect..) a chance to get a job either permanently, or just temporarely to get integrated into the regular workforce.

our company produces bicicle-trailerf for kids and those boxes where you put dogs in in the back of your car. also we provide IT solutions like the mentioned project also tech support for our clients and development for the company itself. the cleaning personell goes cleaning houses and mowing lawns and what do i know the whole day. and accounting does stuff they do. buying raw material for the dogboxes and whatever.
most of the personell is ... sorry... retarded, but the supervisors are trained people who have some sort of social training to work with such people.
hope that made it clearer.
>>84250387
thanks bud.
>>84250397
i.. i.. thank you buddy.. i will d..do that desu
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>>84250530
This all seems a bit unnecessary.
I mean you've held down a job before right?
You are literally a chef, why would they do all this nonsense with helping autists do tech support when all you need is some medication, and bit of therapy and a normal job and life.

Seems like a waste of resources for everybody.
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>>84250582
w..well. actually beeing a chef was the reason i was put into a mental hospital two years ago.
had a little mental breakdown from 4 years of stress and couldnt keep it down anymore.
also had some anger issues and chef wasnt my first choice of work. it complicated.... after i stabbed someone at the catholic shool where i was, i was trown out there and needed to search a job.. and chef was the only one free at that time.
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>>84250530
That makes more sense desu! OwO I found the company desu, It looks alright besides the poorly made website desu :3

W-what has you so depressed desu? Also do you actually live with the company?
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>>84250624
Okay
but still though, you could have just found another semi-skilled job that is low stress.
Regardless of how much I like cooking, being a chef would be awful, it's so fucking stressful that even I would have a mental breakdown at that point, most chefs do fucking cocaine to relief there stress these days it's insane.

Should have tried to get a job as a barista or something, something nice and comfy though I don't know how good you are at interacting with customers.

I don't know, but you've never struck me as really that autistic/mental, just a little shy.
Really feel that your outbursts have been really a product of your environment e.g. work/catholic school

Seems you just need a nice comfy job to avoid these problems. Maybe data entry or something.
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>>84250730
its liechtenstein.
we are smol and there isnt many open jobs at the end of august, when all the apprentienceships were put out.
chef was litterally the only thing left.
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>little bunny lich will never be my house wife
why live?
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>>84250807
>chef was litterally the only thing left.
Surely because liechtenstein is ultra-rich you could have just become a NEET until a job you wanted came up?
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>>84250828
>liechtenstein is ultra-rich you could have just become a NEET
THAT IS JUST A MEME, WHEN YOU DONT HAVE WORK, YOU HAVE TO GO TO THE WORKCENTER EVERY WEEK TO MAKE STUPID WORKSHOPS SO THAT THE SEVEN (7) WORKLESS PEOPLE DONT GET BORED.
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>>84250811
d..dont you have a lot of americans t..that you can choose from?
also i want to go to bed
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Just had Fish & Chips for dinner and now I'm sitting down with a nice glass of red

>>84250624
sounds nasty, did you get bullied a lot a school?
>>84250811
I think you'd probably also make a good housewife
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>>84250922
>bullied a lot a school
yea... but that troy is too long. i wanna sleep
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>>84250874
>YOU HAVE TO GO TO THE WORKCENTER EVERY WEEK TO MAKE STUPID WORKSHOPS SO THAT THE SEVEN (7) WORKLESS PEOPLE DONT GET BORED.
Jesus Christ.
I guess that's what happens when your country is so rich they have enough money to fund all this extra nonsense.

>>84250913
>dont you have a lot of americans t..that you can choose from?
Well yes, but you will be one of my many housewives and I will do my best to support you.
Good night cutie

>>84250922
>I think you'd probably also make a good housewife
w-what makes you think that!?!
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>>84250913
Go to bed buddy, it's almost 6am there.
You have a good sleep okay?
Sweet dreams.
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>>84250938
That's fine, go and have a nice sleep
goodnight cutie
>>84250951
>w-what makes you think that!?!
dunno, I just get that vibe off you
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>>84250981
n-no
but if I did have a cute husband I wouldn't mind cooking for him.
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>>84251028
Exactly, and I bet you'd wear a cute apron while cooking, maybe something with a cat on it

although should you be off socialising with your mother's friend's son?
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>>84251062
>Exactly, and I bet you'd wear a cute apron while cooking
Oh I would!
I really pink one! That's what I wanted to buy but I never ended up cooking for you.

>although should you be off socialising with your mother's friend's son?
I don't think they've arrived yet, but I'm sure my mom will knock on my door and make me come down soon.
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>>84251028
Thats pretty good housewife material.
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>>84251092
>but I never ended up cooking for you.
That was a shame, from the sounds of it your cooking is really good

>I don't think they've arrived yet, but I'm sure my mom will knock on my door and make me come down soon.
Who know's maybe he'll be cute, but you should drink a ton of booze, That's what I always do when I'm forced to socialise
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>>84251140
>but you should drink a ton of booze
You know I only drink on special occasions...

>from the sounds of it your cooking is really good
It's one of the things I take great pride in tbqh
Usually I'm quite humble, but I know my food tastes objectively fantastic.

Oh god, I can hear them downstairs.
They've arrived.
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>>84251175
>You know I only drink on special occasions...
but every new day is a special occasion
>They've arrived.
Good luck, be strong
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>>84251175
Invite the son upstairs then push him down them.
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>>84251214
>but every new day is a special occasion
Not for a non-alcoholic like you
If I was your house wife you would probably drunkenly abuse me after work.

>>84251237
Hmm
I'll consider it.
For a second I thought you were saying I should invite him upstairs and push him down on my bed and fuck him but I guess that also works.
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>>84251237
This, then rape his injured body
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>>84251260
>you would probably drunkenly abuse me after work.
And you'd love it
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>>84251280
t-thats not the point
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>>84251265
Yeah!
I doubt they'd ever visit again if you sexually abuse their son, and plus you get ya rocks off.
I can't see any down side.
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>>84251293
anyway, when I get drunk I either get really submissive or really dominant so I'd only abuse you half the time
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>>84251336
>so I'd only abuse you half the time
and I'd end up sexually abusing you the other half of the time.
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>>84251348
hopefully
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Might go have a nap before dinner.
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>>84251587
sounds comfy, do it
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I FINISHED IT

AAAAAAAAAH DESU
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>>84251885
how long did that take
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>>84251934
The wardrobe plus fixing the holes in the walls probably equal 6-8 hours desu desu.
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Mmmmmmmm...
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>>84252378
L-lewd desu.
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What are you lads listening to tonight? I've got this on while wind batters my window, comfy

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hdHbJErF_V8
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Holy fuck
I just had to spend 2 hours sitting to this autistic 18yr old kid
Holy shit, such a shy little ranga cringe lord.
He spoke like a few times, and half the time stopped halfway.
and then when his mom called up the fish and chip shop he asked her to make sure she remembers the chicken nuggets, and then when she orders six he tells her that he wants more.

Holy fuck, I would hate to be that kid.
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>>84253180
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIMvM8u9C-o

OWO
>>84253253
Why were you sitting next to an Autistic child?
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>>84253265
>Why were you sitting next to an Autistic child?
Son of my moms friend.
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>>84253270
You should of just sat away from him desu.
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>>84253301
I wasn't given an option
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>>84253180
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjecYugTbIQ
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>>84253253
That sounds awful, I hate being forced to socialize, especially with austists like that

Nothing much has happened since you left, although I did almost just make a typo that would have wiped my harddrive, lucky I noticed it
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>>84253347
I just talked with my parents and their friends which is fine.
If I was forced to talk with him I would have killed myself from cringe.
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>>84253306
That sucks desu.
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I'm fucking hungry and mom only just started making dinner
gonna shoot up a boating club soon tm
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>>84253469
DON'T DO IT!
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>>84253469
didn't you say there was fish and chips ordered earlier?
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I had an interesting dream last night.
I was a tribesman is some tribe in Gaul I reckon. I was married and had 4 kids (2 boys and 2 girls). Life was neat, eating wild boar and shit until half of the tribe decide they want to kill us. Corned we go to the sea and swim along the coast until we get to a tribe whose leader is a friend of mine. There some hot woman tries to seduce me
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>>84253492
No, they ordered over the phone and are going to pick it up eat it at their home.
I don't get fish and chips.
I hate this world.

>>84253486
*does it*
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>>84253520
in*
cornered*
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>>84253520
I had a dream I went to school naked.

Yours sounds a lot more fun though.
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>>84253568
>I went to school naked.
pervert
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>>84253520
That's what you get for watching too muchasterix
>>84253529
Those selfish bastards
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>>84253568
>I had a dream I went to school naked.
More like a nightmare desu
>>84253576
>That's what you get for watching too muchasterix
Man, I just realised why I had that dream. I was thinking about why I could have had such a dream but it makes sense now
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>>84253529
AAAAAAAAAAAH
>>84253575
S-sorry desu.

I'M GOING TO GO HAVE DINNER NOW. BYE BYE!
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>>84253568
hot, I want to do that
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>>84253604
pervert exhibitionist
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*sounds of violent hardbass in the distance*
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>>84253628
no u
>>84253638
M A C C A S
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wow I'm starting to feel kind of shitty and tired
that's what I get for waking up so much earlier
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There's a storm coming.
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>>84253830
I N J E C T
T H E
D O S E
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>>84253830
go to bed then, a little highschooler like you needs his sleep
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I want someone to cuddle with.
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>>84254006
get a hot water bottle
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I feel like playing Shogun II today
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>>84254050
I've never gotten into total war, maybe I should try it sometime
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hallo I am here, hallo qt's
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>>84254073
Shogun II is at the top my list regarding TW games. Th Sengoku Jidai is really interesting and so are the units. The DLC Fall of the Samurai brings a new time period so it changes from the base game
Empire Total War is nice too but completely different.
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>>84254096
Hallo qt, how's it going?
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>>84254156

Is friday here, so I had a few beers!

what's good in auznz qties???
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>>84254229
Beers sound good, It's saturday night here and I'm drinking tea while trying to sort out wifi drivers for my laptop, so a pretty dull evening
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>>84254282

hmm I love beers!

are you running linux or something? most wifi drivers are pretty easy to get going
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>>84254282
>while trying to sort out wifi drivers for my laptop
oh? dumb wittle highschooler is having computer problems?
You should get an adult to help you out.
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How old are you guys actually are?
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>>84254423
u-um
over the age of 18!
I swear it
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>>84254354
Yeah, I swapped out OSX for Debian but the propriety wireless drivers are being a cunt
>>84254423
20 and ~4 months
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>>84254450
me on the left
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>>84254450

ooo that could be an issue.

I've only ever gone from windows to various distros, never really had to search for drivers desu.

manjaro, ubuntu and mint all just found it right away
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Afternoon lads
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>>84254449
>over the age of 18!
Is that so?
>>84254450
>20 and ~4 months
Figured most people here would be around 20 years old
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>>84254530
>Is that so?
y-yep!
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>>84254521
Yeah usually it just werks unless I'm using a meme distro like Arch
>>84254528
Good afternoon
>>84254557
Doubt intensifies
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Hmm my parents seem to not even make proper dinners as of late.
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>>84254586
What was for dinner today matey?
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>>84254586
What did you have?
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>>84254580

g-g-g-gay...
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>>84254594
I just put in a meat pie. lol
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>>84254610
It's only gay if your eyes are open
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>>84254630
nice
that's a proper dinner tbqh
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me
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Once my meat pie is done I plan to walk to the kitchen & go straight to my room again. Without glancing at parents at all. I won't eat it in the lounge room.
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>>84254703
Once I'm done with you your ass will be a lot more red than that
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>>84254632

hmmm but you can't see if your eyes aren't open...
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>>84254715
What are they having for dinner if you are having pie alone?
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>>84254746
No idea. Maybe some left over Christmas ham. lol
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>>84254739
That's nice
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>>84254768
>Maybe some left over Christmas ham
Fuck that sounds good... except it's been over three weeks since Christmas so I would hope not.
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Me on the right
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Who /homu/ here?

>>84254743
That's why it's not gay
>>84254791
I'm glad you think so
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Dunno why my parents got so lazy all of a sudden at dinner time lads.
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>>84254850
>Who /homu/ here?
me
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>>84254850
>Who /homu/ here?
No.
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i have arrived
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>>84254850

>That's why it's not gay

oh good point..!

t. totes straight :o
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>>84254914
Good, you on the left, me on the right
>>84254925
Okay
>>84254939
Hmmm
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Hmmm...
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Should I have a Coke with my meat pie?
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>>84254990
hm
Well I know what doujin I'll be using tonight
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>>84255008
is it coke zero?
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>>84255023
No. And the meat pie is ready now.
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>>84255037
Just do it dry.
Just make sure to have plenty of sauce with ya pie
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>>84255049
Just walked back into my room with it. Got tomato sauce on it. Parents didn't even look at me. Hahaha.
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>>84255015
try this if you haven't already come across it already
https://exhentai.org/g/961070/9c282aa2e8/
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>>84255100
Oh yea, I fucking love this artist. Top 10 for sure.
But I don't have this particular doujin saved.
very nice.
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>>84255118
It's so good, it even gave me something to use as a new phone wallpaper
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>>84255158
Gonna have a good wank tonight, I'll tell you what.
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>>84254976
>Hmmm
What a fucking faggot response. I suppose I didn't expect much to spew from the kiwi brain, but here we are. Am I supposed to understand that Hmm is some inside joke? Want me to read the entire thread again? Huh? Faggot. I fucking hate New Zealand. I fucking loathe your entire country.
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>>84255167
Me too
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What tags do you use?
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>>84255215
h-holy shit
this looks alot better than I ever first thought
wew lad
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>>84255211
T. Wog
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Meat pie is finished.
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>>84255277
nice
was it good?
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>>84255226
I don't really use tags, I either find links or reverse image search pages I like the look of that I see elsewhere (usually /d/)
>>84255232
sorry but that page is a one off, There's no other petplay in it
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>>84255283
Yes. Parents still haven't eating & it's 8 pm.
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>>84255294
>sorry but that page is a one off
Wow
you've fucking cucked me

>>84255226
male:crossdressing

>>84255308
Maybe they are getting ready to discuss you moving out?
Good news about the pie though
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>>84255327
>male:crossdressing
Simple enough
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>>84255364
Nothing is guaranteed to turn me on more
funny how that works
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>>84255434

yeah but which part turns you on...crossdressing or watching others??
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god I want to wear women's clothing

>>84255327
haha, get cucked son
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>>84255451
I'd be lying if I said I didn't self-insert as the crossdressers in the doujin whilst wanking
It's even better when you are massaging your prostate
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>>84255467
>god I want to wear women's clothing
Then buy some
You are small and short, you easily crossdress.
If I was you I would have done it long ago, even if it was just a miniskirt and programming socks.
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>>84255484
l-lewd... but I'd be lying I said I didn't do the same
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>>84255495
once I move into my new place
But you should also get some cute socks, anyone looks good with shaved legs
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>>84255484

well...have you ever tried it!?

you all are so nervous and scared, it's so cute, but I want to dress up with you all! aww
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>>84255518
>once I move into my new place
You realize I'm going to hold you to that.
I won't let you back out like Conway did.
>But you should also get some cute socks
Ok, if you promise then I'll do the same once I move to my new place as well.
But I'll have to wax or something to avoid having those awful red spots like I get when I shave.

>>84255533
>well...have you ever tried it!?
n-no
I've never even had more than one leg shaved at a time, it really sucks being tall.
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>>84255548

>I've never even had more than one leg shaved at a time, it really sucks being tall.

y-yes...it does

but

you can still be cute!! I'm probably taller than you are!
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>>84255580
w-wow
very cute, I wish I looked that cute

>you can still be cute!!
o-ok
I'll have a go at least.

>I'm probably taller than you are!
h-how tall are you?
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>>84255608

you can be even cuter!! I'm sure of it!

I'm glad you'll try, it's so much fun hehe

and I'm 6'1" which I think is around 182cm?? somewhere in there?
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>>84255729
That bulge is so cute!
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
I love the socks as well.

>and I'm 6'1
I-I'm 6'3...
But I'll give it a go!
I promise!
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>>84255548
y-yes... I won't go back on what I said
>>84255729
>that bulge
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>>84255804
Good...
neither will I
maybe Westie will appreciate it...
I guess he's still napping atm
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>>84255791

ooo you'll love it, I bet!!

and you know what 6'3" means, you get to spoon me...and then we can swap if you want :p

>>84255804

the bulge is just soooo adorable to me,I love it~!
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My internet is really slow right now for some reason.
Either that or it's new windows update.
Everything seems to take forever to load, have they fucked my cpu somehow?
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I'M BACK!

I CLEANED MY ROOM IT GOES WELL WITH MY NEW WARDROBE!
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>>84256243
Nice lad. I'll raise my beer to you
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>>84256566
I'll self-pat my head for you desu.
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>>84256622
>I'll self-pat my head for you desu.
kek
What are you planning on doing tonight, now that you finished putting it together?
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>>84254939
Kek
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>>84256641
Being on my computer desu.
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>>84256757
What ya doing on your computer?
I'm personally watching an anime
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Just had a naked shower lads
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>naked shower
what a slag
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>>84256780
I'm watching Blend S desu. It's such trash but it's good trash.
>>84256782
Y-you used soap right?
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>>84256827
>I'm watching Blend S desu
Looks like a comfy watch. I'll watch it when I'm done with the anime I'm currently watching
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amazingly lewd thread
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Goodnight lads, I need a bit of sleep and a good wank
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new
>>84256949
>>84256949
>>84256949
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>>84256939
good night mate
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>>84256852
Its awfully explicit and sexual. It's like an adult comedy but in Japanese.
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>>84256939
good night matey
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>>84256956
>Its awfully explicit and sexual. It's like an adult comedy but in Japanese.
noice, I'm fond of comedy anyway




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