what happened lad
>>90941024she destroyed my heart
>>90941399>he didn't break his own heart by fucking up his lifeShiggy diggy
>He thought a mentally stable woman would be here
I want a 4chan gf
>>90940996I am commander Shepard and i at least need to know if you scored. Report to the ship ASAP.
>>90941722i touched her boob when we cuddled
>>90940996He fell for the 3D-gf memeAt least if you get one, don't get it on the internet you dingus
>>90941399you'll find another girl trust me you'll forget it, happens to everybody.
>>90940996>meet a girl on /b/>we chat up>we write each other lettersFastforward 6 yearsShe'a full blown feminist vegan prolgbt proimmigrationGirls are just goid to be shot in the head.
>>90941822im too sad man :(
>>90941751Now hold on a second, i always thought that by "girlfriend" you guys mean some benis-in-bagina related activities. What gives?
>>90941871I told her I wasnt ready for sex
>>90941915>wasnt ready for sexExplanations. Now. Are you gay or something?
>>90942027no, I dont like rushing to sex
>>90942055bit gay m8
>>90942055>no, I don't like rushing to sex
>make LDR with girl i met on r9k>she cucks me and sends pics of her sucking the guy's cock>laughs at me while i cry on skype call
>>90940996do 4chan girls realize 4chan males are fucked in the head
>>90941399>>90941512>>90941617>>90941840>>90942650I maybe a poorfag in a third world shithole but I will never be as pathetic as you cucks. Kek.You guys give me hope.
>>90943877Hope for what? That you'll finally find a six year old girl to rape to death?
>>90943877its only a matter of time pajeet a failed first relationship is something most men experience.gotta say this one is a pretty sad cuck though desu >>90942650
>meat a girl on /v/>she was really cute>we talk and go on a date>Meet her in person>she's 4'11 and is pretty cute >take her out>She doesn't say a fucking word>she has asbergers>trips and falls everywhere and that was the last day I ever went on.
>>90944078She never even responded to questions?
No, you're not special, hearthbreak happens to everybody, you pathetic little cuck.
>>90944078Ha-ha, so easily cock-blocked!
>>90944116No, I've taking girls on dates before that turned bad but they still talked,etc. This girl was just weird.But then again, there has never been a single person I've met on 4chan that was even close to normal. Seriously every single one was just odd, so from now on I just lie and say I browse reddit to people. When they ask for my reddit username I just say my account got hacked or something. >>90944316stop laughing at me
>>90943973>That you'll finally find a six year old girl to rape to death?why are you talking about your weekend plan ahmed?
>>90942650absolute state of white cucks
>>90944078>>trips and falls everywhereThat's pretty qt 2bh. I want to carry her.I'm sure she was just nerveous.
I have a 4chan husband, never been happier.
>>90944695wat do when there never has been a happy day?
>>90943877>I might be street shitter that will most likely be stabbed to death in 2 years, but at least I will never be dumped by a girl
I once catfished a paraplegic into thinking I was a little girl on WoW for 3-4 weeks
What if I got a girlfriend and later found out she posts on 4chan?
>>90943877how about i give a load on your moms titties
>>90945032>at least I will never be dumped by a girlretarded arranged marriagelet
>>90942650>getting cucked by human trash from /r9k/ jesus fucking christ what were you thinking? you're probably pathetic, but /r9k/ is a huge red flag and people on it should be avoided by all costs