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A touhou becomes real and is willing to be your girlfriend, but it's your least favorite windows-touhou.

Who is? Do you think you could cope with it?
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>>17708427
I don't want a girlfriend
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>>17708427
My least favorite so probably someone that I dont know or ignore, but of the ones that I know Mamizou or Alice, not a fan of their doings
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>Byakuren
Oh, sure, how about I take her to a Taoist temple for our date?
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Remilia? My biases aside, I think that would be a godawful experience for anybody. But I guess she's useful for one thing...
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>>17708427
>clownpiece

wouldn't be able to cope m8, would probably an hero or just beat the shit out of her
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>>17708427
My least favorite tow hoe is dateable while I wouldn't even think about dating my favorite Touhou character because it would tarnish her cool image.
I don't put relationship based on natural instinct in high regard, anyway.

But there are 2hus that I would find it jarring to be romantically involved with because it doesn't suit her appearance or personalities, regardless of my opinion of her.
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Why the spoilers?
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>>17708427
It depends on wether she has meme ears or not.
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parsee

..n-no
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>>17708561
i'm curious, which touhous you think can't be romantically involved ?
my guess is fairies, and other childish characters, and maybe big hats like the taoist prince
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>>17708427
I politely decline and tell her I'm not a necrophiliac.
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>>17708427
Please keep Kisume away from me.
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>>17708427
Komachi. I guess fuck her
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Stop abusing spoiler box kudasai.
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>>17709155
No
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>>17709179
Because of this stuff bad shit happens to people . Mark my words.
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>>17708427
So, not including manga characters, Kokoro?
I doubt she'll give me a choice, what with emotion manipulation and all. If she doesn't do that, I try to let her down gently. I dislike the idea of being with someone who could so easily toy with my emotions.
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>Clownpiss
I'd rather kill myself than even look at her.

>>17708489
Fuck you, my mom is perfect.
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>>17708427
I don't even know who that would be. Probably one of the throwaway stage 1/2 bosses? But that's more apathy than dislike.

Or Byakuren/Kanako because of shitters like >>17709312 trying to force their obnoxious retarded fetish all the time, but that's more the shitposters than the character.
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>One of the Tsukumo Sisters
I don't know which one of them is my least favourite but I know they are really far down there as far as windows 2hus go.
I'm not a massive "I hate this character" sort of person though, I could probably go on a date or two.

My guess is that it would be Yatsuhashi, but IDFK if it would be her or Benben really.
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>Medicine
I'd probably die if I so much as touched her, so no.
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>Medicine Melancholy
Nope, not interested.
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I think I can work things out with Kasen
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>>17709370
You sure about that anon?
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>>17709559
Yes I'm sure, I'm boring enough to assume she's more canonical and is into me because I'm a total and utter tool. Metaphorically speaking ofcourse.
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>>17709520
Yeah #1 worst hu. Who wants to end up a pile of melted flesh and shame.
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I guess I'll try to ghost her and try to be mean hoping that she goes away, like with all the females of my life.
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>>17708427
Least favorite or most disliked? I can deal with least favorite but if it's Byakuren...Hell no. I ain't dealin with that
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>>17708427
that hatate thread made me dislike her but im desperate enough, so ill take it
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>>17711517
Which one?
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Mamizou.
I'm not interested.
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>Ringo
If nothing else, I can respect her special ability.
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>>17708427
Wait with Seija is it that she hates me but wants me to be my girlfriend or is it that in her head she's the one who gives the dicking?
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junko.

i'm not sure i can deal with her stupid hat. i could make it work though...probably.
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>drunkard oni
ech
whatever
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No. Just fucking kill me already.
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im gay so it doesn't matter. wait. can I have kourin?
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>>17708427
WTS Mima, selling her cheap, just one cent
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>>17711517
Himekaidou Hatate isn't Hata-tan, the emo self-harm enthusiast who only exists in the minds of tertiaries.
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>>17708427
Well, you never said you can't say no, so I'd just refuse Yuugi and that should be the end of that.
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>>17712134
orly?
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>>17708427
>Mamizou
I'd still fuck a milfcoon
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Would probably be good girlfriends with a lack of quirks and being tsukumogami they are actually pretty friendly with humans.

I don't particularly hate them, just there is absolutely nothing to like about them either which makes them my least favourite. Even midbosses have had more character development than they have.
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Bitch can drop back down hole she crawled out of for all I care.
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>>17716395
Even Daiyousei and Koakuma?
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>>17708427
No, I don't think I'd be able to tolerate any duplicitous just-as-planned-gapsue nonsense or stupid pranks.
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Seija. Nah, I couldn't deal with it. I'm not that desperate.
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>>17708541
>Remilia?
>I think that would be a godawful experience for anybody.
Explain?
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>>17717786
That is probably reaching the absolute bottom of the barrel even for midbosses they've literally never had anything more than a cameo in some of the manga.

The Tsukumo's on the other hand are meant to be a Stage 4 boss and all we know about them on a personal basis is nobody in Gensokyo gives a shit about them.
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>>17718066
She's fickle and easily bored.

That sounds like a recipe for disaster far as girlfriend material goes.
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Well then, I will simply pick up my favorite PC-98 Touhou instead. Thank you.
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>>17708427
FUCK OFF TEWI!
YOU'RE A PROSTITUTE!
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>>17708427
If I refuse Flandre I'll just end up dead...
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>>17718352
I'm not entirely sure what you're saying, is it that the bar for stage 4 bosses is higher than midbosses? If anything it seems like you think the TH6 midbosses are even more of throwaways than the Tsukumos, but not by too much
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>Mamizou
Smelly aunt raccoon, no thanks.
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>>17708427
> least favorite windows-touhou.
Koa
I'll try to make it work, but only if she is able to understand what a game is and how to play the local co-op games with me.
If it was a PC-98 character, I'd be Rikako. I just want to slap her in the back of her head every time I look at her.
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>>17708427
Piece of shit patchouli, momiji, reimu, alice or marisa. No, I wouldn’t be able to cope with it.
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Medicine would just kill me.
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I guess I could deal with it. Not like I can do any better. And some people like her so I'll do my best to make her happy for those anons' sake!
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>>17719122
You understand correctly.

It's one thing to be a throwaway extra in the earlier game era when there wasn't any real lore to speak of. That is forgive able.

But it's another thing nearly 10 years later to be a major end of stage enemy character/s in the 2nd half of the game and have about the same presence as mentioned previous throwaway midbosses despite having speaking lines.

That is a position that could have gone to a existing character making a return cameo or some other new character.
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>>17720528
You're too good for this world.

>>17720690
I dunno, the way I look at it, it feels like a waste of characters for the two midbosses to appear once without speaking and never be heard of again. I think it's the constant attention they get among the fans instead of more interesting characters from later games that makes me contempt with them in particular; a year or so back, Daiyousei ranked higher on the character poll than fucking Eirin.
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>>17720528
How come Youmu is your least liked? Not saying you're a faggot (I mean, you should know this already), I'm just curious about the reasoning.
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>>17720798
>a year or so back, Daiyousei ranked higher on the character poll than fucking Eirin.
She did this year, too.
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Yukari? Sure, I'd give her a chance. I mostly don't her backstory (Maribel Hearn) and the fact that she does nothing but sleep most of the time. Those seem like manageable things.
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There are people that dislike Mamizou browsing /jp/ RIGHT NOW.

How do we stop this menace?
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>>17722606
The bigger issue is that there are people on /jp/ having sex with Mamizou transformed into their favorite touhou RIGHT NOW, while their favorite touhou is still a virgin!
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>>17722628
You wouldn't do that, right /jp/?
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>>17722699
>>17722705
So what was that for?
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>>17722628
Which is why Mamizou is great, she can be all Touhous for you.
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>>17722831
she will always stink like a tanuki, though
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>>17724835
Just wash her fat hair balls then
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>>17724835
Mamizou is a very proper and hygienic lady, thank you very much.
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>>17718362
Not necessarily, people (and by that I mean at least sentient humanoid beings) seems to be one of the few things Remilia doesn't get bored of. There's nothing that indicates that she replaces any of her closer friends/servants.
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>Wriggle fucking Nightbug

Can I just die instead? This gay butt pirate/ghetto vampire looking bitch looks like she could be a guest member in Pee Wee's Playhouse.
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>>17727228
This. Not to say that Remilia as a g/f wouldn't be chaotic at times with her whimsy.
I imagine it would be a lot like slice-of-life where once in a while she has some sort of new silly scheme she's come up with to amuse herself that she'd coerce everyone else to go along with.
Kind of like the moon rocket thing.
Actually that sounds kind of fun being coerced into ridiculous adventures.
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>>17727228
You misunderstand. I didn't mean it in the sense she gets bored of people and replaces them.

More in the sense of >>17727250 that it'd probably mean you'd be doing something completely silly or quite frankly dangerous everyday. Then she'll suddenly change her mind before you ever finish with no explanation at all.

Everyday would probably be less like a episode of the average comfy slice of life comedy and more like a episode of Gintama.
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>>17718416
Tewi would probably be one of those 2Ds that acts exactly like a 3DPD. It would end badly for you and with an emptier wallet.
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>>17708427
>Yukari/Kisume
I mean, I don't dislike them. So I guess it's okay?
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Sanae. I mean, she's the worst miko, but I'd still date her
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>Orrin

Yeah I probably would
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>Star Sapphire
Die
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>willing to be your girlfriend
She's a vegan and a pacifist, so not for long. Doesn't come across as a "Not my own beliefs but it's cool if you do it" kind of person.
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I'd rather kill myself than date a mooncunt.
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I don't know who my least favorite windows touhou is.
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>>17748569
How do you even come to dislike this wonderful, lewd creature?
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Questions like those are the equivalent of asking "you win a lottery prize, but it's the least valuable prize. do you take it?".
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>>17708427
>Sanae
Sure. But I'd feel like I lost some of my own dignity doing it.
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If it's a Windows Touhou, I'll get along fine. They're all super cute, even if I can't remember their name.

At least it isn't a mooninite, in which case pic related.
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>>17708427
If its my least favorite, then it'll probably end up being one of the canon hags. In that case, no thanks.

Basically if it isn't one of the fairies or someone who can infinitely improve my quality of life, no thanks.
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>>17751586
Not really. There are a lot of unlikeable characters in Touhou that I'm sure many of us wouldn't want to put up with.
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> Unzan's Hitbox

Whatever... a hole's a hole...
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>bucket
Time to go commit sudoku I guess.
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>>17751586
I dunno, said prize could be a bunch of flaming marshmallows shoved up your ass.




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