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Chad ruins everything edition

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

Monster Girl Wordpress: http://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com
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>>17753884
>that image
>edition
Kill yourself.
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>>17753884
What a horrible choice of an image.
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These threads have been reaching new levels of horrible these past few days.
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This the thread we're going with? Really? Whatever. Let's engage in games of chance.

ZAWA ZAWA ZAWA
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>Finally a new thread
I'm sure the dudes and dudettes who wanted to see my shitty art aren't even up anymore.
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>>17753904
What would a threesome with Scanty and Kneesocks be like?
Because I can tell you that if I had a chance there's no way it ends without them getting pregnant and me taking responsibility.
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>>17753917
>What would a threesome with Scanty and Kneesocks be like?
It would be the best fucking thing in existence.
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>>17753887
>>17753891
If you don't like my op images, you can go start your own casino with blackjack and hookers.
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>>17753923
Just imagine the cuddling afterwards.
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>>17753884
OP is an ALP
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>>17753906
Don't worry buddy. I have no reason to sleep or to go away.
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I hope Anon gets overpowered by a lowly Imp.
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>>17753950
That's a Doragon
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>>17753950
>anon fights that thinking it's an imp
Thank god for my dragon ph.d before exploring. It'll always keep me safe.
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>>17753940
I imagine it would be a very nice experience, especially if all that happened after marriage.
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>>17753944
That's just sad, but whatever.
I'll post one or two to make sure the whiny posting standard police don't shit their diapers over images being posted on an image board.
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>>17753950
What do Imps think overpowering means?
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>>17753964
Chest pumping!
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>>17753962
That's adorable.

What do you think would happen if you got your kikimora a robot to help around the house?
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>>17753962
I think I'll just bundle up what I didn't post here and put it up on imgur or something.
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>>17753950
>>17753952
>>17753955
Remember anons, if you see that Dragon staring at you in an alleyway and drooling just lie down and let it happen. Let her mount you with the intent to rape you dry because there's no escape.
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>>17753965
Is that what they call a titjob?
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>>17753973
She'd swat it with a broom and start going insane.
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Halloween Hotdog!
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>>17753976
Why would I allow myself to be raped by a mere loli lizard who can't even properly control her transformation?
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Big brown titty witches
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>>17753995
She's more a shortstack anon. Fully grown but short.
And even with bad control of her transformation she's still leagues more powerful than you.
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>>17753962
Why gotta doodle on Sandy? What did she ever do to deserve this?
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>>17753891
Is this a legitimate problem for Dragon fathers? Not like I'm terribly fond of my eyebrows, but still.
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>>17754009
>he doesn't bully his creations
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>>17753976
But small monster girls are for using like an onahole.
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>>17754013
Not that one anon.
That one's too powerful.
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>>17754010
It probably is, but I'd imagine you'd be used to naked flames by then.
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>>17754010
Not really. First few years all you'll get is smoke and occasional sparks. Though you should be investing in fire wards by the time they're 3-4
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>>17754014
Just because she's powerful doesn't mean it's impossible.
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>>17754029
She's too strong to be an onahole anon.
She's gonna make you into her dildo.
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>>17754031
She doesn't look that heavy, I don't see how it would be impossible.
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>>17754031
I'll call her bluff. Nobody's that arrogant about sex. Either she has no idea how it works and can easily be pushed up against the wall to be used like the bratty hole she is, or she's a slut and WANTS it to happen.
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>>17754044
Anon, the problem isn't how much she weighs.
The problem is she could probably bench you effortlessly and would be the more likely one between the two of you to dominate.
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>>17753904
I don't even care which game as long as I'm playing an older MG with a classy pipe.
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That threads needs more spanking.
And cute mindflayer. Mostly cute mindflayer.
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>>17754048
Just because she's strong doesn't mean she'd be the dominant one. For all you know she could like being on the bottom just as much as she likes being on top.
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>>17754045
Oh she knows anon.
If she wants your babies she's getting your babies regardless of your willingness to impregnate her.
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>>17754054
>spanking
Fuck off with this.
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Bullying the little baggage carrier of the party.
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>>17753999
I wanna eat dinner out of her cleavage.
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>>17754081
I'm sure something could be worked out.
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Wait. If dragon zombies are a type of zombie(and dragon, of course), and if zombies can become wights, does that mean dragon wights are a thing?
oh god, the haughtyness of one wound be so intense if it is a thing. being both a dragon and wight and all that.
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>>17754103
Frankly, I hate when the eyes are not seen.
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>>17754066
Turn her into an anal addict!
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>>17754103
Thank goodness. I will make it up to that cutie as well, anything she wants I'll get.
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>>17754114
You have the best idea. When I'll make 4chan my bitch and turn you all into slaves, I'll make you an overseer.
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What is with the spanking fetish spamming?
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>>17754117
But how will you get this giant alp harem plan of yours done anyways?
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>>17754129
By doing it the dark eldar way : first, I invite everyone to a camp of some sort, like /k/ do. Then, I poison everyone, and only give them small doses of antidotes.

I read about it in a book, it'll work.
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>>17754127
In case you haven't noticed, there's a guy who picks a theme per day and spams it.
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>>17754143
When did this thread starting getting so many retards? Usually there's only one every two or three days but now there's a small handful every day.
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>>17754147
>>When did this thread starting getting so many retards?
When you started posting here.
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>>17754150
Savage.
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>>17754150
fuckin lit bruh
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>>17753904
FLY AWAY NOW
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>>17754150
Apply cold water to the burned area.
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>Rats can't vomit
Wew, new violent throat-fucking candidate.
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>>17754157
Cupids are cute.
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>>17754159
Do NOT bully the Hinezumi.
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>>17754150
>>17754153
>>17754155
>>17754158
We did it reddit.
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>>17754010
Less than you think. The father would gain fire resistance thanks to the Dragon.
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>>17754166
Consider the mental image of a Hinezumi desperately sucking on her husbando's dick with heartpupils as cum leaks from her tight lips.
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>>17754194
Facefucking that Hinezumi waitress sounds the experience of a lifetime.
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>>17754204
Could you bring yourself to defile this beautiful smile?
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>>17754016
>>17753891
I can see these Dragons princess carrying their fathers when they grow up.
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>>17754214
That sounds cute.
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>>17754211
Is it really "defiling" if she enjoys every second of it and you take responsibility afterwards?
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>>17754157
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>MGE guy mentions that he always want a good ending
>99% of the entries are about monster girls brainwashing males or grooming them from childhood
:thinking:
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>>17754247
Don't worry about that.
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>>17754249
To be fair, it details how the monster girls attack. It doesn't mean they're successful, but I find the contradiction amusing.
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>No giant rat girl to throat fuck
>you'll never run your fingers through her hair, toy with her big ears while grinding your groin against her face, her cute nose pushed up against you as she coughs and gags on your cock, spit linking your ball to her chin where it dribbles off into her cleavage
>You'll never blow while her throat spasms around your length as she chokes, but doesn't do what those lame human girls do and vomit, and ruin the mood
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>why is my toaster in the bathroom?
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>>17754157
I want to have a platonic friendship with a cupid. They seam like they make good friends.
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>>17754312
Raiju! No! Think of the electricity bill!
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She's basically a lich.
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>>17754361
>basically a lich
>voiced by aoi yuuki
Girl of the season.
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real ded hours
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>>17754507
There is no such thing as dead hours to a lich, every hour is more time to experiment.
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>>17754361
Wasn't there another lame anime where the main guy has some sort of cutie grim reaper living at his place and turning him into a zombie? I remember it being pretty frantic but fun.
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>>17753887
I've been wondering for a while, what exactly is wrong with "edition"? I know it means it's a general thread, but these threads are undeniably generals in all but name.
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>>17754575
Simply put, there are some people that don't like editions, seeing it as OP trying to force a meme or whatever lame joke in.
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>>17754575
Reminds people of /v/ and /v/ is never a good thing.
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>>17754576
So it's just more autistic overreacting?
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>>17754578
Pretty much, yeah.
Though I do agree that editions are a terrible idea.
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Lewd the friends!
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>>17754523
She looks more like a kelp or maybe lich kelp
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>>17754580
I just don't get it because these threads already basically have "editions", just minus the word. They always have a little joke or saying attached, I guess one word really matters a lot.
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>>17754584
She has a cute butt.
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>>17754523
>"Husband I want to do some experiments"
>It's 3 am...
>"Good, 3 am is a perfect time for experiments"
>You say that no matter what the time is.
>"Am I wrong?"
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>>17754523
She looks like a lich who slept with the fishes. Time to click on that wait button.
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Well, the source was a bit disappointing.
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Does she qualify as a monster girl or if she too monster for that?
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Strongfat Hellhounds are the cuddliest.
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>>17754633
Whenever someone says strongfat i can never imagine it on a female body.
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>>17754631
She is a fine moth and approved of by this committee.
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>>17754643
Don't worry, they'd find you.
And pin you.
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>>17754633
>strongfat Hellhounds
>cuddlier than strongfat P'orcs
Yeah, sure. Whatever you say, Anon
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>>17754684
There is only one way to settle this.
A cuddle off, two girls enter, one man is thrown in, one emerges the victor.
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>>17754694
The real winner is obviously the man in the middle. He's walking home with two strongfat waifus by the end of this.
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>>17754702
That is correct.
A thick, strong orc on one arm and an equally big hellhound on the other.
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Have you considered accepting?
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>>17754736
.....What are you doing back there flayer-chan?
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I wanna be a teacher at MGC High and read all the notes from the girls who ask me to the Sadie Harpies Dance.
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>>17754763
but who will you take?
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>>17754763
I'd be the district IT guy, dealing with little monster girls that keep getting viruses on the computers because they keep looking at porn.
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Have thick Living Dolls ever been discussed?
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>>17753884
>Is the reason why One Piece is popular
What?
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>>17754821
Yep, the matron models.

Nurse Units/Caregivers that have adapted to take a softer, more motherly appearance.
Conversion kits are available for other models to be made into matron units.
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>>17754824
It's a joke meme written with gross over-exaggeration.
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>>17754838
I wasn't talking about Automatons, especially since they wouldn't have conversion kits and the like anyways.
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>>17754846
Oh, right.

Misread that.

Not typically but I imagine that you could add stuffing or redo their limbs and attach them.
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>>17754821
I wish living dolls were given as much attention as automatons. Living dolls based off other monster girls could be cute.
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>>17754851
Thick VOTOMoton
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>>17754851
Scopedog girls!
They can spot a cute boy from four leagues!
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Consider the following:
>Kobold Wisps
>Spirits of passed on companions returning to make sure their master is happy, even in their abscence
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A new wife commission was finished!
Also gonna repost this request that got done because it's amazing
http://twitter.com/LITEU/status/918294023877533696
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>>17754850
Once upon a time I had an idea regarding a massive, ornate puppet theater getting Dark Matter nuked alongside some generic fantasy town and the dolls/puppets within morphing into monstergirls in no time flat.
Many of those puppets would have been based off of monsters associated with the previous Demon Lord.

Now, if I had the motivation and writing skills today I'd set this in an Undead Kingdom instead, unless DE nuked areas can transform into Undead Kingdoms under certain circumstances.
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>>17754885
Nice to see you more active.
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>>17754887
This makes me imagine a haughty living doll based off a wight. Could be cute.
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>>17754885
I really want a goopy footjob from a gazer with her pseudo thigh-highs.
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>>17754896
I just want a gazer to rub her body against mine all over.

I get that sort of impression from them
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>>17754577
You people ARE /v/.
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>>17754864
got me with Wisp. Would definitely collar that Wispdog. But it would be too weird if it was a dog I had previously, so I would hope it was a stranger.
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>>17754885
Damn, both of those are pretty nice, and quite sexy.
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>>17754904
Found the butthurt native. I think most here are more /a/ and /tg/ than /v/.
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>>17754910
> wispdog floats through your floor
> she's easily full grown, filled out. She's got the smug smile of the most ancient fox
> sees you, starts floating over to you and gushing about how much she missed you.
> " I remember when you where soooo small, just a little baby boy! You would chase me around and I would herd you into the yard, and you would lay down and I would keep watch, and oh I've just missed you so much. "
> Ask how old she is, considering that she's got obaasan proportions
> " Don't you remember? I'm thirteen, have been for a while now. "
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>tfw I'll never get to fight a Lich Queen
>Dark Unicorn Princess
>Light Bi-Corn Princess
>Goddess of War
>Nightmare Lord
>Paladin Champion
>Chaos Champion
>Pontiff of Ice
>Marina Lightyear
>Ryu Matron
>Cerberus the Hellhound
>Dragon King
>Grigori the Holy Dragon
>King Queen Slime
>Skylord Griffon
>Poseidon
>Elemental Lord Council
>Dominionist of Clouds Harpy
>Pharoah Queen
>Prophet of Apophi
>Lord of the Mountains Dwarf
>Earthbreaker Wurm
>Manrender Amazon
>Warlord Salamander
>Warchief Lizard
>Skeletor

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LjsJKQQpGOY
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Also another wife commission just finished!
Makes me feel like I want to be hypnotized.
Still a bunch more in-progress.
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>>17754942
>King Queen Slime
I find it amusing that a Queen Slime would try and replicate a husband before she found one. I would bully her for being an excessive masturbater.
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>>17754980
On a roll.
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>>17754805
No one. I'm chaperoning with the lonely CC Paladin P.E. teacher.
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>>17754942
>Skeletor

So did he Overthrow the Demon Lord, but kept her and the monster girls around as a way to try and stop He-Man?
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>>17754850
I want a Living Doll based on a Hinezumi that suffers an eternal inferiority complex for being fragile, flammable, and unable to fight.
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>>17754942
>Skeletor isn’t a monster girl
>He’s just the same as always, despite now controlling monster girls as minions
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>remembered an shitty old korean mmo I used to play
>logged into a private server for old time's sake
>actually has a fair few monster girls
>non-monster girl enemies could easily make nice monster girls
Ever went back to something from before you were into monster girls and started looking at it an entirely different way?
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>>17754567
Sounds terribly like Kore Wa Zombie Desu Ka?
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>>17755035
Sounds like the one he's thinking of.
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>>17754885
>real gazer keep hypnotizing fags for free pics
How long can she keep getting away with it?
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>>17755028
Not really, because I don't think KC's little fad was transformative in how I view fiction.
I do know where you're coming from with seeing details or references you didn't before. Experienced that a lot.
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>>17755045
Forever, because monoeyes are love forever.
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>>17755054
>Not really, because I don't think KC's little fad was transformative in how I view fiction.
Hey now, it's not like KC is the only one responsible, it's monster girls in general that changed things for me.
>moonlight flower
RO had some really cute girls too.
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>>17753884
Poor anubis
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Look at these guns! They must be touched, licked, kissed and hugged.
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How do those glasses hold in place?
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>>17755110
tape
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>>17755110
Magic.
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>>17755109
Her breasts must be relieved of their bounty.
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>>17755110
4 ears
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>>17755135
That's an MGE Anubis, so that certainly isn't the case.
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>>17755123
It's limitless and ceaseless.
At best you can achieve a daily ritual of exchanging your milk for hers.
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>>17755110
Through sheer force of autism.
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BIG
WARM
MERE LIZARDS
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>>17755110
A majority of artists don't pay any mind to it, but monstergirl headwear would use a lot of clips, hoops, and elastic bands to make use of their ears or horns.
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>>17755110
Rubber pads that can be adjusted to hold onto the sides of her head.
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>cancerous shit meme
>edition
Kill yourself OP, retarded faggot.
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>>17755140
What do they have in place where human ears supposed to be anyway?
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>>17755175
Hair.
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>>17755175
What do you have where your dog ears are supposed to be?
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>>17755162
Do want
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>>17754982
No, that's the King OF the Queen Slimes. A Queen Queen Slime.

>>17755003
>>17755012
Still a MG.

It was either Skeletor or Skeleton King from Diablo.
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>>17755190
Imagine being princess carried to the bed by her.
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>>17755162
Too masculine.
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>>17755012
>Skeletor asking his MG generals what to do with He-Man
>"Does anyone have any plans regarding that fool He-Man?"
>they all raise their hands
>"Any plan that doesn't involve rape?"
>the hands all slowly go back down
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>>17755012
>>17755233
This is dumb.
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>>17755208
Followed by this
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>>17755162
Would vomit and run away.
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Oppai lolis.
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Translator Anon, if you're out there KC uploaded the Making of Kamitachi
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>>17755255
Are for cuddling and making into honest women.
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>>17755255
Are for taking to the onee-sabbath so they can grow up normally.
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>>17755243
Skeletor turning into a monstergirl would just fit the setting too well. That cartoonish villainy and trolling underpinned by niceness.
Funnier to have him be a man neither fuckable nor monster, trying desperately to get the throne of the local kingdom while trying to cope with the rules of the world changing.
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>>17755255
Are for teasing Baphomets with
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>>17755315
Oppai loli Baphomets are the best.
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>>17755292
>Master Skeletor! I've developed a new venom to help us capture He-Man!
>Very good! What does it do?
>It increases his stamina so he will last longer in bed!
>...
>What?
>How does that help us destroy He-Man?
>He will be too distracted with us and spend all his time enjoying himself! That way, he doesn't have time to defeat you.
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>>17755350
Beastwoman would be invaluable in the new world.
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This is the ideal squirrel body.
You may not like it, but this is what peak information gathering looks like.
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>>17755342
I want to comfort a crying oppai loli baphomet by telling her that it doesn't matter if her family and comrades think she's disgusting. I'll always be her onii-san.
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>>17755259
Seconding this.
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>>17755394
Wrong. Shortstack/Pear or bust.
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>>17755414
Gross
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>>17755394
I'm a man that likes his rodents small, cute, and full of harmless sass.
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>>17755394
100% right, a Rata like that is the only Rata I'd marry.
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>>17755421
This is a homo free zone.
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>>17755414
Keep your corpulent rodents. I will accept only fit, svelte, or petite.
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>>17755399
Anon, that's how you get an almost psychotically clingy Baphomet begging you to make her new disgusting tits your cumdump.
She'll come to love them in time.
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>>17755427
>Implying hating fatshit makes you a homo
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>>17755433
There have been a ton of actual homo shitposters lately.
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>>17755414
I'm afraid you went a bit beyond chubby there.
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>>17755424
There is nothing harmless about those squirrels.
You like fluffy tail? Trapped.
Want to dominate her tiny frame like it was your hug pillow? Played.
And that sass? That's the worst part. They'll entangle you in libel until the world considers you already married.
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>>17755431
I'm not into lolis and the only thing I feel towards oppai lolis are pity. I'll take care of her until I find a husband for her, then I'll move away with my waifu.
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>>17755442
I kind of like being outsmarted though.
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>>17754247
A genuinely good ending as compared with your life.
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>>17755446
There's nothing smart about your prey walking into an obvious trap.
You're just being a sucker.
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>>17754249
> t. monstergirl
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>>17755255
are for groping from behind.
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>>17755452
You sure?
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>>17755442
>You like fluffy tail? Trapped.
>Rush in and give squirrel tail a big hug
>She barely manages to stutter "You fell right into my trap!" before crying and begging for her virginity
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>>17755462
>begging for her virginity
Don't you see? That's part of the trap.
They're a luring type monster. I'm so glad the wandering scholar made a handbook on these things.
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>>17755466
I think you're overthinking this, anon.
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>>17755489
Maybe I'm not thinking about this enough.
Every act these crafty creatures take is to enthrall you.
Their machinations are so subtle they themselves can't even see them.
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>>17755489
Not him, but it is her goal to be defeated. It's like a fruit designed to be eaten so that its seeds can be spread. Its the basic dormouse strategy.
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>>17755489
I want to keep giving that Rata sweets so that she's easier to catch!
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>>17755503
But fattening fetish anon, she works off a lot of calories doing all of her deliveries and information gathering. It's going to take some very strange sweets to make her the size and shape of a pig.
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>>17755498
I want to hold a debate with a strong independent squirrel about her true nature.
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>>17755508
I'll figure out a way!
A trim Rata is nice too, as would be a bulky one with plenty of muscle.
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>>17755508
She can't work off the weight if she's tied to the bed! Plus if she's constantly pregnant she can't work at all!
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>>17755518
Good luck with that, if they're unlucky MGE girls can easily go for decades between pregnancies no matter how much sex they have.
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>>17755342
>Lying in bed at night
>Feel a soft pressure on my back
>It's Bapho-chan, sporting a much larger rack
>You ask her about Sabbath doctrine, but she sushes you with a furred digit
>"Forget that silly top goat"
>Hugs you closely, lying on top of you, chest pressing against you
>"This is for you, my dear sweet Onii-chan"
>Her eyes flash and a strange feeling takes hold
>"Just. For. You."
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>>17755532
I think decades might be a little too much. Maybe if they are zombie dragons that much is right.
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>>17755548
Decades is about right for powerful/race race, it's why they're not as common as devil bugs.
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>>17755540
Your spelling woud drive them crazy.
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>>17755518
>>17755518
Anon, no.
You're not supposed to tie up the squirrel and do that, you gotta tempt her into that with sweets!

One is forcing it on her, the other is making her go down that path of her own volition, ruining her through herself!

You can only start spawning little news squirrels once she's utterly broken!
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>>17755548
Actually for long-lived races it can be centuries between pregnancies. It being so hard to get pregnant is one reason why monsters value it so highly.

>By nature, it is extremely difficult for monster human couples to have children compared with human couples. Some monsters have lifespans that last centuries, or even millennia, and if they're unlucky, they won't be able to have children even after years, decades, or even centuries of having sex a two-digit number of times every day. Because of this, when monsters are not blessed with children, they decide to challenge a tentacle forest again and again, seeking a crystallization of the love they share with their husband.

>
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>>17755555
I'd imagine that's an easy way to get an Anubis to rape you.
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>>17755553
>>17755562
Huh. I knew it took a long time, but I didn't think it took centuries.

>two-digit number of times every day
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>>17755562
>two-digit number of times a day
>not three or four-digit
Well there's their problem.
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>>17755562
I dunno, I think the DL has been averaging a Lilim every decade, which isn't that bad all things considered.
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>>17755562
Seems like conceiving after sex with a monstergirl is rarer than getting a shiny pokemon.
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>>17755564
That mummy's curse is no joke. Which is better though, Anubis Mummy's Curse or Voice of God? They're both not as good as the Sphinx's Riddle
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>>17755562
What does the tentacle forest have to do with anything?
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>>17755558
This man knows what he is talking about. Let people take their own freedom away, and they won't make any struggle.
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>>17755580
There's things you can use to get better odds, though.
Like Sticky Mushrooms.
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>>17755584
It's an excerpt from a longer piece in the encyclopedia about how rape forests work and how monstergirls use them to increase fertility.
There's a lot of neat fluff if you look at more than the pictures.
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>>17755582
Why not all three at the same time?
Imagine three smug desert girls, stripping and oiling up slowly while you're tied to a luxurious bed twitching from the Mummy's Curse and the Sphinx's Riddle.
Then imagine the Anubis and the Sphinx clinging to your arms waiting their turn and the Pharaoh mounting you before giving you a one word command with her God Voice.
"Breed."
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>>17755562
>Time between your first and second daughter is so long that your adult granddaughter is the second person to hold her new aunt
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>>17755585
You get me.
Nothing like everyone at work being shocked at the super soft, super pregnant girl she ends up.


And if she isn't near constantly heart pupiling and thinking about getting pumped full from you than you're doing it wrong.
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>>17755597
I love me some Tenchi Muyo family dynamics.
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>>17755562
>they decide to challenge a tentacle forest again and again
DL should've made sure there were no survivors when she torched it all to the ground
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>>17755148
I wish more artists would come up with designs like this. That glasses and earphones set up is innovative.
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>>17755403
>>17755259
the translation is already up mate, just google it.
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>>17755584
In the center of the forest there is a tentacle that will bust a nut in your waifu's mouth and the next time you have sex she'll get pregnant.
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But tentacle Forest let's any monster no matter how rare or ancient to have kids with their husband. I'd imagine DL has a portal to teleport there with her husband whenever they want another Lilim to run around the castle.
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>>17755564
>What atrocity is this? A typo?
>Guess I have to rape some sense into you!

OCD is no joke
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>>17755666
That is if they can reach the center. If a monstergirl gets dicked by her husbando it's all over, they just forget why they're here and just have sex till they pass out.
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>>17755666
Maybe they don't use the tentacle's blessing, maybe the lilims are born out of pure and lewd love.
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>>17755533
Is that an Ushi raping some Anon in the middle of the office?
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>>17755671
I don't think it would go straight to that, only after you purposely start to tease her by doing it often enough on things she'll read. The breaking point might be looking at the shopping list, because of course they want one of those, and seeing every word on it spelled wrong.
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>>17755691
wut maeks yuo thiink i wood missspell on purpose¿
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>>17755697
And then anon woke up a week later next to a sleeping Anubis clinging to his arm.
On the bedstand is a positive pregnancy test.
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>>17755697
I mean, how else would she think to explain it when she's been correcting you on all of the other incidences? Clearly you're doing it on purpose, it's only logical.
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what to do, what to do?

I should probably just get all three again.
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>>17755701
>Anon takes the time stuck in bed to write down a list of possible names
>Fills out several notepad pages
>All of them are spelled wrong
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>Old Timey, monster girl mystery shows about who raped the owner of the mansion.
>"It was the Meido all along!"
>Blushing Kiki.png
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>>17755690
Shhh, look at the thumb fight.
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>>17755709
I love B. But yes you should probably get all 3.
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>>17755709
A, B, and C.
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>>17755709
I'd do B of all them.
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>>17755709
B or C.
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>>17755642
What? Link to it.
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>>17755709
I actually like A the most, but it's your money in the end. Do what makes you happy.
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This is my waifu /mgg/, please rate.
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>>17755729
http://mgewiki.com/w/Kamaitachi
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>>17755741
Her tail looks very touchable.
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>>17755642
>>17755745
That's not the making of you silly nig nog.
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>>17755741
Terrible editing.
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>>17755741
What are those things on her back? Are those meant to be wings? Or is it just part of the shirt? Why would anyone wear a shirt like that? Otherwise, I don't see any problems with it.
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>>17755711
Anon, it might be time for that Anubis to give her silly husband a blowjob until he's begging her to stop.
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>>17755759
While inflicted with the mummy's curse?
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>>17755766
He made so many errors so yes.
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>>17755766
Yep.
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>>17755757
>>17755756
Most of my SFW images of her are pretty shit.
Yeah those are wings. Here's a prettier one
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>>17755774
>>17755776
The poor lucky bastard.
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>>17755782
She has some really weird wings. Give her an upgrade.
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>>17755782
I still think that the wings seem out of place, at first I was staring at it thinking it was a Flygon gijinka or something since the wings reminded me so much of it. That one thing just really bugs me about the design.
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>>17755784
Just imagine how maddening it would be feeling that pleasure for hours and hours, trying desperately to pull the Anubis off your dick only for her to forcibly grab your hands and slam them onto the bed as the curse makes the feeling orgasmic.
Imagine hearing her slurping on your dick and gagging slightly every time you shoot a thick creamy load down her throat.
Imagine seeing the heart pupils in her eyes and realizing that she's not going to stop for a long long time.
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>>17755789
They're flygon wings. The artists just often can't get them right.
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>>17755794
Nothing to do but ride the ride at that point. And enjoy every second of it.
>>17755799
I know she's your self made waifu, and we really shouldn't be poking at the logic of this decision but why does she had flygon wings?
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I want to be childhood friends with a bunch of rough and tough monsters!
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Remember to bait your mouse traps with hathorite brand cheese.

Nothing better than seeing a wiggling mouse girl that got stuck cause her hips are too wide and ass too fat to get out.
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>>17755809
Because the original idea was to make a grill out of flygon+liepard since those are my favorite poges.
And thus the wings, tail, cat ears, color scheme, etc
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>>17755813
Isn't it more foolproof to leave a bait cheese drugged with a sleeping potion laying around instead? I mean, a smart mouse will realize that she can just use a door to get out and avoid detection. Best to knock them out, then have your way with them once they're restrained, right?
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>>17755823
So, it's just a liepard gijinka with a green sweater and tacked on wings? It seems pretty lazy to me, but if you're happy with it I'm not about to tell you to stop liking what you like. Just take my opinion how you will.
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>>17755813
>Nothing better than seeing a wiggling mouse girl that got stuck cause her hips are too wide and ass too fat to get out.
Nothing wrong with that.
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>>17755830
Nah, they'll notice the odd taste if you put it in.

You gotta use the all natural 'holy' stuff so that they get stuck in whatever cracks they were using to get in.

>>17755835
Exactly.
And by the MGC law, they're yours if not already married.
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>>17755832
Yeah it is pretty lazy. I've been thinking about mixing it up and giving her more fur while changing the clothes and making the tits like, A or B cups.
But I've been way too busy to get stuff outta her like that, so I haven't bothered yet.
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>>17755844
Anon, are you really telling me nobody in a MGE related world has ever made a sleeping potion that cannot be detected by all senses? Because I find that highly unlikely. Extremely unlikely.
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>>17755576
I think she's sort of an exception since succubi were originally a mid-tier race (KC has stated she isn't more fertile than other succubi, she's just had a lot more time than most to have daughters), so she has the about "once a decade" fertility (assuming that is that the "about a hundred daughters" rumor is factual, and that she hasn't frequently had twins or triplets and so on).
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>>17755855
That stuff is far too expensive.
Unless you're aiming for the rat queen.
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>>17755870
I imagine it would go down to a moderate price but still costly in a modern era world of mass production, though getting your hands on it might be tricky.
But in the end, would they even suspect such a tactic? The hathorite cheese ploy is such an easy method, that every fucker trying to catch a mouse is going to use it.
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>>17755892
Maybe, but that sort of suspicion means they wouldn't even be touching the cheese in the first place.
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>>17755870
>you will never create your own royal Rat authority with your deliciously shortstacked maus
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>>17755162
She makes Jinko look like a muscleless Werecat!
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>>17755904
>Large mouse with extra wide hips, thick thighs, full, milky breasts, and a huge baby bump.
>Has a crown and cape over more normal clothes.
>Is sleepily looking for anon while her already born daughters scamper about, having fun, and picking up skills so they can grow up to serve.

>>17755906
Jinkos need to step up their game
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>>17755903
Ah, that is a fair point. No dairy products would be taken in such an event, or anything that uses milk like confectioneries or breads. But the potion can be used with any food, even something as tempting to them as candy.
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>>17755922
But you can also harbor creames and the like inside of sweets!

An apple, orange, or similar fruit may not be as tempting to them though.
You gotta make their primal urges get them there.
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>>17755931
You know, a thought occurs. Why not just use both? That way if they planned for one, the other would keep them from escaping. They wouldn't react oddly together, would they?
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>>17755870
>rat queen
>a dozen mice girls, defenseless in their pajamas with their tails entangled
Eminently rapeable.
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>>17755943
Probably not, although you'd come home to an extra thick maus napping in your home, quite possibly with a stitches straining rear in those pants of hers.

>>17755945
I was thinking of more like a normal queen but that king would be fun too, although one must wonder if they have a hive mind.
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>>17755955
They're just sisters who are very close and can cooperate even with their asses all stuck together. They'll run a wheel on you and force you to give all 12 of them the exact same treatment.
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>>17755110
The idea behind it was just that it was supposed to be a cute picture of my waifu wearing my glasses, I didn't put much thought into how they would stay on. Some of the ideas here make sense though!

Also the art for my daki of her finished! Printing soon!
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>>17755966
One may need something added to fill all of them to the brim.
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>>17755970
Cute!
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>>17755972
Or one will have to learn to be content with just a single shot per girl. Cumflating all of them will be impossible, and torturous to even try.
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In a sentence explain why alps are not a better alternative to homosexuals.
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>>17755979
Gay panic.
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>>17755978
But it would be worth it.
A true achievement.
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Be careful when kissing a Wisp. She'll keep on doing it until it feels as if your soul is getting pulled out of your body.
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>>17755985
You'd have to be hooked up to a stamina potion IV and the girls would have to take an active role. You'd be ahegao'd after the first sister and catatonic after the third. Really, you'd need a Lich' or Gremlin's help for this.
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>>17755979
They are, but they themselves are somewhere at the bottom of my "don't give a shit" tier monsters.
Just above "wouldn't touch with 10ft pole."
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>>17755979
Electricity is far more efficient.
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>>17755979
They are.
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>>17755035
>>17755041
Yes, that was the one.
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>>17755992
More like a dementor than a wisp.
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Would a Monstergirl wife ride their husband in his sleep, completely not waking him up or notifying him? Like, she's horny, she fucks him in his sleep, then she snuggles up and the night otherwise passes normally, and she doesn't even bring it up in the morning
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>>17756092
My Hatter waifu is a gentlewoman who would lightly wake me so I can experience the pleasure before going down on me and softly encouraging me to relax as she relieves me.
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>>17756092
I had a dream where I was on the receiving end of this from, of all things, an Alice. Granted, she was trying to wake me up, but she got a little carried away...
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>>17756105
Your waifu sounds a little masculine, Hatterfag. If you're the same one that always talks about her anyway.
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>>17756129
She's very feminine, anon. She's just refined and a robust go-getter kind of noblewoman. She's- capable!
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>>17756129
Mad Hatters are naturally a bit boyish. In a non-gay way, it's a small part of their charm.
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>>17756092
That would happen for sure, though I guess it would be mostly blowjobs lie a snack.
I'd definitely fuck my monster wife though if she went to sleep before me. First I'd eat her out and once she's wet enough I'll start gently pounding her. It would put a big smile on my face if she said she had very pleasant dreams.
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>>17755916
Is that Ochi really more fit than the Jinko though? She has more defined abs, but Jinko's arms look massive without even flexing and foor. I dont know if that Ochi has bigger arms than Jinko.
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>>17756184
They should wrestle gachiGASM
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Weak, sickly men being protected by big, strong monsters is perfect correct?
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>>17755979
you can spot a gay you can't spot an alp.
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What sort of girl do you think KC will release next?
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>>17756202
>gachiGASM
Die.
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>>17756229
anything is fine with me as long as there's MUSCLE we have too few SWOLE girls.
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>>17756223
It's pretty good as long as the guy doesn't act like a faggot.
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>>17756223
Yep, as long as he strives to better himself and protect his wife should the need arise
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>>17756248
I wonder purely out of curiosity what's a a more popular fetish in nipland, BBW or musclegirl.
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>>17756184
Yes she is.
More defined muscles and probably bigger.

Jinkos gotta get more buff.
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>>17756255
The answer is NTR because Japs have shit taste.
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>>17756260
Cool beans, but that's completely irrelevant to the question.
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Look at that :3 face. No wonder why people don't get scared of Ushis.
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>>17756223
Thats basically the Hellhounds fetish.
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>>17756229
I want that mythical Wonderland Centaur
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>>17756253
Maybe she's a fighter and he's a mage?
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>>17756267
They're also pretty kyute.
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>>17756223
It's what i want so, yeah i guess.
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>>17756258
Why do you think she is? I mean imagine how big Jinko's biceps would look if she flexed and had no fur.
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>>17756267
But I'm scared of spiders of all kind
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>>17756255
Based on my extensive research in Japanese I have to say bww, the numbers don't even compare. Not only that Musclegirl is often associated with futa and that just kills it for me, which makes finding a good "material" very hard.
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>>17756265
In all honesty, I couldn't tell you.
Art for either is scarce but it may be BBW.

>>17756280
They'd still be less impressive then that ochi.
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Imagine breaking a stuff in some monster pub or something like that and stumble upon the strong Hellhound bouncer looking intensely at you, she lifts you almost to her height with your feet not even touching the ground anymore and just as you think you are going to get the crap beaten out of you, she pulls you close and gives you a deep passionate kiss, so blissful that it feels like time stopped.
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>>17756283
>being scared of spiders
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>>17756292
>ochi
>impressive
Zipangu ex-human means they're womanlets
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>>17756298
She's a well built womanlet regardless.
That jinko looks like she's taking her height for granted.
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>>17755555
Those quints drive me crazy too.
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>>17756292
Ochis are unfair for bodybuilding. I mean, they outright grow a stronger body each time they heal. Add to this the mamono mana body alteration and married to a muscleslut the muscle gains of Ochis are simply unfair. They should be banned from bodybuilding competitions, at least if they are married.
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>>17756316
Hey, the jinko can get stronger too if she puts effort into it and doesn't end up with a chubby chaser.
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>>17755812
That's a good way to get into shape at a young age.
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>>17748877
>>17748791
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>>17756223
Confirmed for never making it.
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>>17756342
What's the Mofu Delux?
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>>17756253
This is the one true correct answer.
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>>17756342
So much mofu that it has its own gravity well.
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>>17756342
Gimmie a mature, thicc mofu.
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>>17756342
Which one involves facesitting?
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I love fit dragons!
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>>17756342
What is max mofu even like? Which one does femdom?
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>>17756322
Its still unfair. The Ochi doesnt even have to work out. She just has to wound herself and get healed while her muscleslut think of her as a tank of muscle.
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>>17756352
You're looking for the "Mofuslut Special."

>>17756359
Two nine-tails, one on each side.
Not recommended for first timers, as they tend to be unable to comprehend the magnitude of the mofu.
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>>17756364
Hey, the jinkos gotta step it up lest she end up left behind by a muscle mountain ochi.
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>>17756354
Gotta be in shape for a nice dragon slayer.
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>>17756342
I want a murder mofu
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>>17756342
I want 4 orders of mofu-mofu and an order of mofu deluxe.
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>>17756229
Sabbath, or some other Loli.
We're due.
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>>17756369
That does sound too daunting for me, I guess I'll go with the Mo-fuu. What does that get me?
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>>17756223
Literally perfect
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>>17756352
Only if I can spank her first so that her butt is nice and warm.
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>>17756342
I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.
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>>17756401
Now I’m imagining a little kitsune, covered in cheese sauce, but still ready to have fun with the usual :D face
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>>17756384
A fox with exceptionally light mofu. If you could lay your head on a cloud, it still probably wouldn't feel as nice as this.
Especially good on a warm day.
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>>17756418
I'll have one in loving femdom please.
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>>17756411
dangerously cheesy.
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>>17756342
Do they sell scales?
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>>17756432
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>>17756443
But that's a snake.
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Stupid sexy dragons
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>>17756432
Coming right up.
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>>17756451
Snakes just make it better though
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>>17756462
It's a hairpin, not an earpin!
Ouch!
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>>17756462
Perfect. 5 stars.
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>>17756464
The ear is already pierced, she can put a number of things in there for décor now.
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>>17756462
I want to spank a wolf.
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>>17756458
She seems nice.
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>>17756470
>she can put a number of things in there
What kind of things?
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>>17756472
That's a fox.
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>>17756485
Other earpins
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>>17756472
I want to spank a monkey...

Get it?
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>>17756487
I want to gift monster girls with ludicrously huge breasts that would make even holsts balk at the idea of walking around with them.
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>>17756492
I want to spank a chicken.
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Okay I decided not to post shit on imgur because I'm too tired and fucking lazy.

So whatever. I'll post some shit right now, unless you don't want me to.
Have you fags seen this before?
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>>17756510
Oh yeah, with the nice wisp with the gloryhole. Ponytail best hair.
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>>17756462
>kiri will never sit on your face
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I get the feeling this little lizard want something from me, but I'm not sure.
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>>17756342
All of the mofu.
You may think I want a lot of mofu, but I assure you, I want ALL OF THE MOFU.
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>>17756531
That's a weird gum package she has in her mouth.
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>>17756519
>Gloryhole
That's a guillotine
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>>17756283
Surely you'd change your mind for brownies though right?
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>>17756537
Right? She just keeps giving me these weird signals. Maybe she wants to play?
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>>17756540
Guillotines are mere head nuzzling gloryholes. Trust me, I have ph.d in torture.
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>>17756535
Consider contacting the MG Travel Authority to schedule a trip to the Elemental Plane of Mofu.
There will be a whole stack of waivers involved.
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>>17756550
I didn't know Dick Cheney liked monstergirls.
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>>17756546
Not if they were from a spider.
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>>17756550
>>17756540
That doesn't really fit with a Wisp and her fetish of death and all.
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>>17756555
Surely then some fantastic dancing and hispanic food would win you over yes?
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>>17756571
Quick, get the atlach nachos.
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>>17756571
I don't like hispanic food and dancing spiders creep me out.
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>>17756564
And the last thread related one.
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>>17756576
I see, I see, yes, clearly you are a man of simpler things and need to be wooed by traditional methods.

You would not object to some cofveve then correct? It is the most traditional of traditional things a man and spider could do together.

Yes. yes?
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>>17756586
Is this a ploy by the spider so she can say that she was drunk after she inevitably rapes him, isn't it?
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>>17756540
What's t he cute White Horn holding? A ham?
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>>17756586
Stop trying to get me to like spiders, anon. It hasn't worked the thirty times you've tried before and it won't work today.
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>>17756510
That's an extremely creepy Wisp.
She needs a pure Anon to take her on a date and teach her about romance.
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>>17756597
Her hat.

>>17756610
She needs you to put your dick in the guillotine.
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>>17756612
Of course, I'm blind and didn't realize she took off her hat for pats
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This is your Yeti for the evening
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Most sexual goading your waifu would say to you?
I'm a fan of 'Stir my insides up'
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>>17756620
>>17756612
Are you SUUUUUUURE it’s not a hambone?
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>>17756629
"i don't have time for your shit. Fucking come at me!"
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>>17756627
Not sure about that face.
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>>17756564
Frogs are icky just like this Kej. Pitch black hair or go home.

>>17756585
Remember to educate your Sandwurm properly otherwise she won't control herself when she outgrows you.
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>>17756631
Yes.

Also found this.
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>>17756631
If it was meat, a wild pack of Wendigos would be all over her
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Monsters dominating men with kisses.
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>>17756631
>"Awaaaah!? Husband! Your head, is meat! What, how is this?!"
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>>17756606
I understand.

You're one of those anons who prefers perfectly normal human girls like this one. Nothing wrong with that barring the degeneracy.
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>>17756640

So you don't like the idea of redhead or blonde Kejourou?
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>>17756654
What would you do if your kej daughteru came home with a rainbow of colors in her hair?
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>>17756652
Nah, Cyclopses are pretty boring. I'd rather have a mad scientist Lich, a Kakuen that spent most of her life in the wilds or a Kunoichi that's from a clan with a century old feude with my family.
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>>17756656
Take out my belt.
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>>17756648
>no tall Undead MG to pin you to a wall with her knee under your crotch while forcefully frenching you
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>>17756654
>Redhead
This might work, definitely not blond though.
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>>17756662
I wanna suck that zombie's boobs and leave hickeys all over
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>>17756665
Why not blond?
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>>17756684
Maybe it brings back bad memories of Barbariccia from FF4 or something.
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>>17756684
Blondes suck. Yellow is an offensive color to the eyes.
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>>17756684
Blond hair is actually the worst hair color. It only appreciated because it's rarer than other colors.
With monster girls who can have any color of hair there is no reason to go for a blond. Unless she's a haughty loli vampire then blond is the only way to go.
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>>17756717
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>>17756698
You're offensive to my eyes
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>>17756665
Maybe I want a blonde valley girl Kej.
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>>17756729
Ahem, a gyaru kej.
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>>17756629
>Hey! You really like it when I protect you dont ya? You are the most protected when you are inside me.
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Everyone girl in MGE theoretically has some sort of ability that would make them useful in a modern society or their anatomy isn't too wild to where they couldn't live comfortably

But what about cursed sword?
It seems like they would just die off desu.
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>>17756755
how would cursed swords react to cursed guns?
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>>17756648
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>>17756755
Ceremonial swords.

Or they might change their form into firearms. Imagine one with a hand cannon.
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>>17756629
>Wanna slay the dragon tonight?
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>>17756777
If the host drops the cursed item do they revert to normal?
Or is it complete identity death?
Training a cursed weapon then putting them in the hands of a fit host seems like a practical use for them if not immoral and cruel.
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>>17756755
>But what about cursed sword?
>It seems like they would just die off desu.

I'd go to see Medieval Times-style shows with a bunch of cursed swords and other sword-wielding girls in beautifully choreographed fights.
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>>17756800
The weapon is part of her body. It'll be extremely painful for her.
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>>17756794
>be deployed in Irak
>another guy in the squad is fucking weird
>refers to his gun as "her"
>always volunteer to be the sentry
>one day, I go take my shift
>hear him
>"I love you so much..."
>horrible wet noise
>What_The_Fuck.webm
>suddenly, a woman's voice says "I love you too"
>suddenly it's clear
>there's a spy
>yell "contact!"
>hear a single shot, and a scream of pure pain
>that nutjob was screwing his assault rifle by removing the magazine and sticking his dick in
>when he heard me, he pressed the finger, shooting the last bullet stick stuck in the chamber, but his foreskin stuck in
>had to walk to the infirmary with his gun covering his crotch
>everyone call him Gun-Worrier now
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>>17756800
Cursed swords don't have any identity or are even alive. Its only after they attach to the host that they become a monster girl, and its the host who is the mind/identity.

Also, no, I don't think the host can drop the sword once its embedded (though the sword can be altered and retracted into a gauntlet form. Also you can see on the cursed sword's art that the sword infiltrates most of her body.

Now whether this applies to more normal monsterization items, I'm not so sure.
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>>17756629
>"Want to see what I got in the box I ordered, pet?~"
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>This is the average succubus' body
Maybe ending married with 4 or 5 of the girls from the most generic species is not a bad idea after all.
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>>17756629
>"Stuff it in my cunny, daddy!"
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What if a Yeti or White Horn hugged your cloths for awhile to warm them up?
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>>17756835
Are you letting your daughter tell you what to do KDF?
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>>17756834
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>>17756834
That sounds nice.
2 would be a good number too.
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>>17756838
I'm not KDF.
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>>17756755
Id imagine that they would find their market in three different groups. One, those people who blacksmith as a hobby, two, with those who collect swords and war paraphernalia, or three, those who play with them like weeaboos and LARPers
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>>17756836
That would be nice. Their scent would keep the monsters away and the clothes would be comfy.
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>>17756834
Ass and titties could be bigger.
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>>17756834
Succubi comes in all shapes and sizes too. Personally I'd go for the ones living in snow kingdoms dressing in fashonable coats.
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>>17756845
I expected better from you anon.
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>>17756629
If it were my waifu, probably something like
>'Honey, please rubber me up so we can love wrestle!'

If it were my daughteru, she'd say something more along the lines of
>'I need you all over papa.'
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>>17756824
Silly monster girl. Everyone knows that your pet husband will just want to play in the cardboard box.
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>>17756852
What about those who already have a host?
They have the retard strength and can shapeshift the weapon part right?
I'de imagine just like every other super strength MG they would be incredibly useful in construction and such.
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>>17756882
I can see them being anti riot police. Their blades no longer kill but will leave someone twitching on the ground in pleasure due to spirit energy loss.
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>>17756888
>Their blades no longer kill but will leave someone twitching on the ground in pleasure due to spirit energy loss.
You'll have a riot every week at this rate.
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>>17756836
Yetis are great tea warmers
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>>17756836
It all starts with hugging your clothes, then they're wearing your clothes, smelling your clothes, getting aroused from the scent and softness of your clothes
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>>17756881
What if it's too tight a fit to play in?
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Remember, keep the Pharaoh amused or else she will use her God Voice to amuse herself.
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What does demon silver do if the wound would of been fatal?
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>>17756929
Heart pupils
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>>17756929
The guy would cum on the spot and >>17756938
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>you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus
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>>17755255
Hobgoblins, they got my undying love and affection
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>>17756929
The same as always.
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>>17756929
Presumably the bigger/worst the wound would have been, the worse the resulting mana drain from the wound. Recall that the weapons work the same as regular ones except they do not inflict wounds on flesh.
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>>17756969
Do they ONLY cut?
No puncture?
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>>17756916
Do you think there are ever Pharaohs who use their God Voice by accident?
>says "Why don't you just pin me to the ground and rape me until I'm pregnant," in a sarcastic tone
>she winds up a twiching mess on the floor an hour latet
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>>17756995
>implying she didn't just make it sound sarcastic as an excuse
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>>17756995
I found my new game. Finding ways to make her say lewd things.
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>>17756994
There are demonic silver clubs and hammers too. They literally knock your spirit energy right out of your body with the same end results.
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>>17756994
Not sure there would be any distinction given that the wound is to your mana, not your flesh. A puncture is technically just a deep and directed cut too if you think about it.

*Weapons made of mamono realm silver do not inflict wounds on the body of a cut opponent, instead inflicting damage on the opponent's magical energy. When an opponent's magical energy is wounded, mana or mamono mana will leak out from there, and they will lose their strength. In this way, it's possible to take away an opponent's strength to fight without harming or killing them.
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>>17756995
Cheshire with god voice
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>>17757030
So would DS weapons just casually stick out of people?
Bolts and arrows made of DS sound like a bad idea.
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>>17757044
[Horrified and aroused screaming]
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>>17756995
Never let a Pharaoh discover mario party.

Who knows what will happen if her God voice is used in the middle of her rage.
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>>17757051
You shouldn't think about it that much.
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>>17756948
She's so cute! I want to head pat and kiss!
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>>17756948
I bet hobbys love their boobs and like just staring at them as they jiggle them around
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I want to sneak up on an old fox and grope her massive milktanks
>come up behind her, hands ready to molest some fat fox tats
>suddenly, her tails grab you, pulling you against her back
>she looks back at you while saying "Ara ara, looks like some naughty little boy needs to learn respect for his elders."
>her tails keep your crotch pressed againsts her plump ass, making you hotdog her all the way back to her place
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>>17757056
Better than Mario Kart.
>"Whoever uses blue shells is a giant faggot!"
>meanwhile, outside
>"YOO HOO CUTE BOYS"
>giant rampaging
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>>17757073
>That art
You know because of the artist this is 98% a dude, right?
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>>17757051
Probably, though they probably slide/pull out a lot easier than regular weapons given they have no flesh or bone to catch on (assuming they have zero interaction with flesh and bone that is).
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Is it just me, or have off topic images increased like tenfold in the last week? Makes me rather proud of how on topic the images usually are.
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Cute!
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>>17757106
>Papa! Aah! A spider!!!
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>>17757080
She has a dingle dong?
A third leg?
Snake under """her""" robe?
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>>17757080
What?

I already know that's an ALP because I recognize the character but what do you know about the artist?
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>>17757070
>"Honey? I love my boobs."
>"...I love them too, dear."
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>>17757109
Most likely. The artist LOVES shemales.

>>17757113
Ended up being tricked when looking through EX. He did do ONE regular girl once, which was GODLY, but he still loves the shemale cock.
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I want to entertain myself with a demon silver woven riding crop, a spray bottle full of holy water, and a naked Demon on a leash!
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>>17757056
Or any online game. Imagine her playing a game and yelling this over the mic

>Kill yourself, you stupid idiot!
seconds later you just hear
>Yes your highness!
followed the sounds of gun shots and blood splattering.
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>>17757124
Or worse.
>coop game
>one of them run away
>"Grow a spine!"
>horrible screams over the microphone, with sounds of something ripping and tearing the poor guy's back
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>>17757109
I don’t see anything in this image, so i don’t care. I’m hedging my bets by using shrodingers trap principle.
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>>17757128
I’m pretty sure she has control over when she uses her god voice right?
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>>17757080
For fuck's sake, do I have to do a dissertation on every single picture posted here to be 100% certain that the subject portrayed is indeed of the female variety?
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>>17757135
I like the idea of it being accidental.

Like, she plays some RPG like Fallout or something, and she subconsciously speaks aloud when picking an option.
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>>17757138
Only if it's by that artist.
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>>17756948
Such an underrated creature

No fanart of her at all and she desperately deserves more love
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>>17757114
Hob gobbos are for having outrageously large breasts.
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I love Hellhound's breasts
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>>17757153
Absolutely. Eikan-tier monster mammaries. And I'd love her all the more.
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>>17757170
I just love Hellhounds!
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I want to play with a Anubis' pawn pad.

>>17757170
>>17757175
Hellhounds are for bully.
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>>17757172
>Eikan-tier
>liking anything in that abortion
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>>17757129

>Heisenberg Trap Uncertainty Principle: you can know the position or the velocity of the dick, but not both
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>>17757172
You know it.
Best for groping her from behind while she's doing something else.

And the best part is Mammy Bammy would get them as big as you want.
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>>17757183
I'd give her rides on my shoulder all the time and have those wonderful boobhats smother my face entirely.
>spoiler
Oh yes. Ooooh yes.
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>>17757177
Anubutts are okay tier
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>>17757189
Dammit, I mention her paw pads instead of her ass because someone got pissed at me for talking about spanking, and you have to bring them butts yourself.
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>>17757187
She'd probably be too happy urging you forward and laughing to notice you can't see.

Just don't go TOO crazy.

She still needs to be able to walk.
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>>17757152
She does get to be a main character in a long-running comic though.
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>>17757194
Thankfully, for those blinded by breastmeat moments, they also act as handy airbags.
And of course I won't go THAT far.
Not... quite anyway.
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>>17757108
I want to spoil a little Ushi Oni.
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>>17757196
Source on that comic?
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>>17757193
You can always talk about slapping if you want. I don't really like it that much, but I've talked about it and it's not a bad fetish.
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>>17757197
Good man.
Be sure to spoil her.
Because hauling the chest cannons she probably has around is going to tire her out quite a bit.
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>>17757193
Spanking?
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>>17757208
Id give her expert massages and back rubs and carry her whenever she so much as sighed so she can be in permanent comfort. It's the least I could do. Hobby wife is for protecting.
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>>17755835
>Mice
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What's the best monster girl party to go adventuring with?
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>>17757212
Look at her smile. She's clearly enjoying it. What a bully.

>>17757207
Yeah but Anubis isn't for bully. She's too cute.
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>>17757222
the cuter she is, the more for bully she is.
It's a mathematical law, ask any Hakutaku.
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>>17757215
Perfect.
She'd probably fall asleep there....Or demand a snack, one of the two.

Although she'd pay you back later.
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>>17757231
I don't know, I prefer to bully arrogant, haughty brats. Someone suggested a wight earlier, she's a solid 7/10 in my book.
With Anubis, I just want to give her a hug and maybe tickle her cute ears.
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>>17757220
She's coming for my Man-thing isn't she?

Good luck, I've been captured by Norscan raiders!
Turns out that punching one of those chaos worshiping bitches in the face while they raid your village is a good way to get taken as a 'prize'
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>>17757221
lizardfolk/salamander
Dragons are dumb and only care about treasure.
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>>17757193
>Paws and tail are black.
>Ears are green.

What is consistency?
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>>17757232
I'd not even force her to reach for the snack herself and just bring it right to her mouth.
But you best believe I'd fully indulge and make the most of that 'reward'
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>>17757249
They're wet, not green. It's because of the steam.
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>>17757152
They have more fanart then you'd imagine. Still not enough considering how cute they are...
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>>17757252
Perfect, although one must ask how its being repaid.

Would it be paizuri with those chest monsters she has, a mating press so you can mess them up, something from behind where she rests upon them, or something else?

Maybe all of them, she needs to burn those calories somehow with you carrying her around everywhere.
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Reminder to confiscate your anubutt daughter's lego kits before she's done with them to punish her
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>>17757204
You posted that ironically, right?
Please say you did.
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>>17757273
No bully the Anubis!
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>"Aruji-dono, it's highly inappropriate for a servant such as myself to share a bed with her master... I didn't say I wouldn't do it."
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>>17757264
Absolutely a marathon of all that and more. Starting with paizuri so it burbles up between them, then laying her on her back and mating pressing her so they flop up and down with strands of sticky love still connected between the two of them, then using her handlebars to lovingly yet forcefully impale her throat, then facing her away in my lap and bouncing her ass on me again and again while getting a grip on her petite frame, then bending her forward and continuing with her feet dangling off the ground and her tits waving in the air.
She would be passed out by the end, so a workout is indeed what she'll get. But a very pleasing one.
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>>17756834
YOU AIM TOO LOW

FOR GOD'S SAKES AT LEAST GET A HIGH SUC OR A LILIM OR A FOOKIN DARK PRIEST OR WHATEVER

FUK YOU M8 AND YOUR AIMING FOR THE FLOOR SHITE, I'M AIMINGS FOR THE CLOUDS

GONNA FUCK DAT EROS
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>>17757290
That's good.
I would be able to hug her all evening as I slept.
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>>17757292
Excellent.
Don't want any meat in places that aren't her breasts, hips, and ass now do we?
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>>17757089
I imagine bladed weapons phase through you like in a video game. Besides, it's generally less than ideal to get your weapon stuck in an adversary.

Blunt weapons are Nerf bats
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>>17757181
>I know that there is a dick rubbing against me at 3.87km/h but I do not know where.
Just another day at Gremlin Labs
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What kind of monster girl would most enjoy an Eros paladin flexing at them?
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>>17757320
Lilim. The paladin doesn't even need to be of Eros.
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>>17757222
Anubis is for light teasing and slow romancing.
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>>17757327
And hugs.
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>>17757243
You only take dragons to adventures if they are low level or if you're going to a really hard dungeon, otherwise it's just cheating. Sallies are just the best for exploring though.

Don't tell my dragon wife I said that.
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>>17757320
Who in this thread wouldn't want to be a Paladin of Eros?
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>>17757340
I wouldn't.
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>>17757340
Me. Fuck being a Paladin.
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>>17757340
Not me.
Paladins have to do things. I'd just worship Eros with my Demonfu.
Letting her "rape" me in an Eros Nun habit counts as worship right?
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>>17757300
Precisely.
She'll be a comically stacked shortstack and oh demon lord would i love her with every curvaceous inch she got on those areas.
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>>17757352
>The goblins nearly worship her as a god but aren't above joking how she can't even fight due to her dimensions....
>Not that they do it where she can hear, not even they can resist her pouty face.
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>>17757334
Meh, that too. Can't forget about massages after a harsh day of work either.
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>>17757381
>massaging her pinkies pads
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>>17757389
Don't forget to play with her ears either, a happy anubis works better and faster, excited for the day to end so she can cuddle her husband.
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>>17757398
Tickling them, blowing some air on them, and kissing the top?
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I want to go to the Wolf's Den Club and pick up some cute wolfus!
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>>17757362
I know I for certain would melt and do her every spoiled whim when she made that pouty face at me.
Loving fondling and groping of the snuggling variety is in order.
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>>17757408
The best.
She's haughty, smug, and loves to be spoiled by you.
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>>17757404
Sure, though tickling and blowing air on them might get her to pout and look at you with pleading eyes. If you want her to melt just scratch and press them a bit.
Kissing might make her giggle a bit while she thinks to herself what a great husband she has.
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I want to be a good househusband and make little notes of encouragement to put into my families lunches!
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>>17757415
Sounds have having an Anubis daughter would be the best thing in the world.
Until she begins acting rebellious and doesn't want her little ears kissed anymore.
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Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember to NOT bully the shortstack schedule dog.

Sure, she may be smaller and, physically, weaker than you but that doesn't mean you could do something with her whenever you like.
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>>17757422
>remember to NOT bully
Nobody deserves bullying! Nobody!
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>>17757419
>Sounds have having an Anubis daughter would be the best thing in the world.
I prefer dragons

And I wouldn't worry much about an anubis rebellious phase. You can always give her some freedom from the schedules while her mom takes care of the rest. A combination of the two will make her do some minor mistakes and gain some life experience and responsability as an adult butt.
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>>17757435
Nonsese, the Wight does. She needs a lot of spankings, or else she becomes arrogant and haughty.

>>17757440
But dragons don't have cute ears or paw pads.
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>>17757440
>spoiler
I can't begin to imagine what a Dragon's rebellious phase would be like.
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>>17757435
Indeed.
Now sit down so she can use you as a seat cushion while she reads through her scrolls.
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>>17757451
She'll build blanket forts that'll be "No Dads allowed! Cute boys only!"
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>>17757459
Just hang near with a heartbroken look on your face.
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>>17757451
>"Maybe my husband doesn't need to beat me in a fight mom!"
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How would you help a young manticore learn to control her tail?Besides being her cum pump
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>>17757448
Dragons have beautiful and graceful horns and their palms are soft compared to the rest of their scales. It's cute, but to a more fancy level.

>>17757451
During that phase is when a dragons decides what she's going to hoard and how will she obtain her treasures. The fire can quickly get out of hand too, so having an extinguisher or water magic might help.
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>>17757476
Shit. Forgot my image.
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>>17757459
You best believe that blanket fort will be attacked and destroyed by dadzilla.
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>>17757486
Why is Dan Avidon playing around with a manticore?
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>>17757486
Maybe KC will put that image on his refrigerator.
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>>17757500
>>17757501
I agree. The art is shit. But what about the concept?
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>>17757243
But Lizardfolk are picky bitches that only look at gym guys. Dragons are actually very tractable and melt with a hug.

I rather go with her than someone who will just cocktease and sword cockblock me. Thinking about it, it would actually be horrible.
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>No shortstack sphinx twins to sleep with under the covers as the nights grow colder.

Truly this life is a harsh one.
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>>17757486
Aw, she's like a baby elephant trying to figure out its trunk.
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>>17757448
Wights are good girls, they don't need bullying.
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>>17757577
They need the occasional spankings or they grow unruly.
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>>17757581
What if you want them haughty and unruly?
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>>17757577
Because I was bullied as a child everyone deserves to be bullied!
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>>17757581
Remember that spanking a girls rear too much will cause it to form additional padding to protect themselves.
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>>17757583
Nobydy would want them too unruly.

>>17757589
That's if you spank down scarlet, three times a day. If you need to spank a wight that often, there's a problem.
Or she's masochistic.
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I guess translator anon isn't here today, but perhaps we will get some nice wind weasel lore tomorrow...
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mofu mofu
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>>17757595
That or anon finds it fun.
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>>17757595
>Nobydy would want them too unruly.
I do!
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>>17757603
I'll have two Mofu-Mofu's, a Mofu Deluxe with extra brushes, a small Mofu, a Mo-Fuu, and a Mo-Ufufufu.
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>>17757605
She probably wouldn't mind as long as she get to milk him. The wights are undead, so their pain resistance is probably extreme.

>>17757607
Hope you don't mind being ashamed when your wightfu starts throwing a tantrum at the convenience store, calling the clerk a "servant".
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>>17757603
yes one of everything please
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I’ve never held a fox tail. There has to be something that hair attaches to right? Does that mean that there’s a rat-like tail in the center?
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>>17757616
She's been undead for hundreds of years i'm sure she can get accustom to the new times! Its not like she leaves the house anyway.
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>>17757649
It's just the same as a dog tail.

Foxes also smell though, a lot like skunk.
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>>17757652
>Its not like she leaves the house anyway
At first I was going to object, but you're actually right. The only moment she leaves the house is probably to go eat a tea with her friends in their houses and talk about stuff.
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I want an Anubis with the personality of a hell hound
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>>17757662
>eat a tea
Wow, I'm tired.
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>>17757665
You want an Anubis to always keep 5 minutes free in case you need a spanking?
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>>17757676
>only 5 minutes
casual.
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>>17757682
That includes the anal teasing before she pulls up your pants and send you back to work.
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>>17757603
The Mofu Deluxe seems nice.
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>>17756535
>>17757603
>>17757614
>>17757621
Will you need assistance with all the mofu you have ordered?
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>>17757731
I mean, probably
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>>17757731
No thank you, I'm good.
Motherfuckers trying to edge in on my mofu...
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>>17757731
No need, I'm perfectly satisfied by your service.
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Do you let your daughteru chase the mailman?
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>>17757783
Absolutely not. That is naughty behavior and I'll tie her up and gag her if I need to.
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>>17757783
Why would I let my daughter misbehave like that? She'll get the spray bottle if she does it.
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Every fucking day my stupid faggot cat keeps making this fucking face at me.
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>>17757823
I'm afraid someone has replaced your cat with a potato and you failed to notice.
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>>17757783
Being a mailman in the MGE universe sounds dangerous.
>raped by dogs
>get lost in a backalley, raped by a cat
>spot the dragon girl waiting her package
>she's happy when she get it
>rape you while she's at it
>come the local demon queen with her pack of hunting dogs
>she spots you
>smirks
>let the dog out
>you finish your shift with your pants completely torn off
>completely dessicated
>coworker see you
>"man, you look like shit!"
>wait the end of his shift
>he comes back crying
>"man, you look like shit"
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>>17757836
Imagine being a mailman..... in the Hellhound Hood.
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>>17757949
How bad are hellhounds? Prone to tackle and then rape you? Or prone to do >>17757212 on any "intruder"?
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>>17757953
Tackle and rape probably.
The good news is they'll leave you alone once you get married e.g. get claimed by one of them.
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>>17757294
>YOUNG LAD, LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT DEMONS!
>IT WAS ABOUT 10 YEARS AGO, YOU SEE, THE DEMON LORD WAS AT IT AGAIN WITH HER OLD TRICKS, SO ME AND MY BROTHERS SET OUT ON A QUEST TO CLOSE THE PORTAL SHE HAD TORN OPEN...
>...
>...AND THAT'S WHY YOU SHOULD NEVER TAKE UP A KAKUEN'S OFFER TO PLAY HER 'BONGOS'!
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>>17757603
What do you gotta do to get one of the scary Mofu Yakyza Kumiho Bouncers, at the door, to give you the 'Mofu Deluxe'?
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What do monster girls keep on their nightstands?
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orc sluts (pure) drive me nuts
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>>17757979
>be a mailman
>coworker come to you
>"dude, sorry but can you trade shift with me?"
>sure, whatever
>go do his part
>"It's another one!!"
>look around
>see a lot of fiery eyes hidden between fences and shrubberies
>"MOTHERFUCKER"

>come back
>your pelvis is broken
>the hospital had to put you in a special wheeling chair and move you to another wing after a hellhound tried to climb to the second floor to abduct you
>see your coworker
>he avoids your glance
>walks to another guy
>"Hey, sorry, do you mind trading shifts with me?"
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>>17758003
Hey I know this one!

An Alarm Cock!
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>>17757836
I bet being a police officer is worse especially if you try to arrest some of the tougher monsters. I'm picturing Murphy's death scene from Robocop but with more pelvis shattering.
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>>17758014
>Wuh? Huh?
>WAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
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>>17758037
The orderly one like the Anubis would follow you.
The impulsive one like the hellhounds would probably run away.
The worse would try to rape you, forcing their fingers in your butthole while stroking your manhood up and down, until you beg for it.
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>>17758038
Man, KC needs to update the Cockatrice picture.

She's a QT in the more recent art.
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>>17758010
That cheeky motherfucker.
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>>17758059
>cheeky
That's one way to put it.
He's getting an envelope full of matango spores.
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>>17758037
Not to mention the co-workers.
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>>17758010
Mailmen and Ratatoskr alike, fear the Hellhound.
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I'm cold and tired. Send help.
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>>17758072
Here's a yeti for you, buddy.
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>>17758072
It's on the way.
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>>17758075
I'm not your buddy, guy!
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>>17758081
Well I'm not your guy, friend!
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>>17758069
Good girl!
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>>17758075
Havin' a chuckle, guy?
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>>17758009
same
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>>17758009
DAYUM at that loliorc with the literally perfect body
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>>17757836
>Mailman
>Not Fireman
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Big oni boobs, please
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>>17758111
Can the savages be civilized?
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>>17758160
>Walk into hellhound neighborhood wearing full firefighter gear
>This is enough to make the hotdogs pause and see what you're up to first
>Walk right up to them
>"Is there a fire nearby, because this place is smokin' hot"
>Start to strip while 80's porn music starts playing from someplace
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>>17758181
No, forever wild and free.
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>>17758160
Disguise as a fire hydrant if you want. I won't.
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>>17758189
So what would female Thrall get up to when leading her people to freedom with the help of her loyal Wolf BFF and the Elementals?
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>>17758194
IDK if you're implying that's a genderbent Thrall, but it's not
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>>17758181
>>17758189
I want to film a documentary while living among them to learn their strange ways.
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>>17758200
>says Warsong right there on the image file
Yes I can read, I know Thrall is a Frostwolf, now answer my question. If you will not take up this cup, I'll find another who will.
>>17758201
What would you call this documentary? Orcs in the Outback?
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>>17758201
You're going to leave with a bride
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>>17757221
combat/adventure lineup.
A Shoggoth for dexterity, utility and wildcard. Everything you need in one convenient blob.
A Dark Mage/Slime for casting and blasting. Or a Lich for necromancy
A Minotaur, or other muscle head for tanking

non combat positions include...
A Mimic to hold the loot and for sleeping quarters
A Ren Xiongmao is the face of the party, and handles business like selling loot and buying supplies. You would think a Tanuki would be better, but they aren't as overall charismatic as the Ren Pandas.
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>>17758221
That' some expensive-looking mofu, I hope I can afford it.
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>>17758221
>her thighs in the middle part
Someone on /v/ talked about that. It's "skindendation" or something?
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>>17758214
I'd probably name it something vaguely pornographic as clickbait
>>17758219
By the end of filming the whole film crew would be part of the tribe. There would be no leaving even if we wanted
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>>17758230
Skindentation, deep skin, there's a few words for it. But yes.
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Monstergirl?
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>>17758242
More like a furry.
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>>17758242
Male and furry, kill yourself.
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>>17758242
bun cun
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Friday the 13th is soon,
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>>17758242
Post the moth who poked her claw into Reg's belly.
>>17758281
Been Firday the 13th all day today.
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>>17758323
Yeah, no. The cute Nanachi is all I can stomach from that manga, and apparently she's too furry for this thread.
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>>17758325
That is fine. This thread is for cute and sexy things, not for Shou Tucker's Orphanage or other assorted horrors.
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>>17758331
I hope you don't find Nanachi sexy.
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>>17758333
I'm pretty sure that's the exact opposite of what my post was saying.
Only fuckable character in MiA is Ozen.
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>>17758335
You said "cute and sexy things", so I panicked.
At any rate, have a bird butt.
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>>17758359
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>>17758360
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I don't understand why you guys encourage this behavior, it's not like it's subtle or unrecognizable.
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>>17758347
Hunter-chan is not for lewding.

The monsters, on the other hand, absolutely are.
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>>17758371
You're right. Nobody should be enabling your pissy behavior.
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>>17757836
It's like delivering pizza to a Wurm neighborhood.
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>>17758457
Bring a new meaning to pizza pranks.
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>>17758457
>Wurm neighborhood
That implies that you could have one or more Wurms in the same area as standing structures.
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>>17758457
Do you think monster girls answering the door for pizza deliveries naked would be a common thing? Do they tip with sex?
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>>17758472
Either the houses are reinforced like bunkers or the neighborhood is just ruins.
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>>17758506
Building a hardware shop in the neighbourhood seems like an easy way to get rich quick.
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>>17758505
Pizza deliveries to sorority houses is a good way for anons to get gangbanged by big /fit/ girls.
Onis, Jinkos and Minotaurs with heavenly abs.
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>>17758636
Or get touched inappropriately touched by a hellhound.
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>>17758507
Repair bills would be astronomical in a wurm community, both for residents and the city; no insurance company would take you on unless they wanted to go bankrupt. I'd imagine at some point that anyone living with/around wurms would just have their possessions enchanted to be self-repairing.
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>>17758639
>"Hey girls! Pizza's here!"
>Anon had never known dread until he saw that the sorority house he was delivering to was full of muscular monstergirls, all in various states of undress.
>Unfortunately his attempt at escaping by asking for payment so he could run to his car was met with the smug looking Oni at the door grabbing him by the scruff and telling him "We've got plans for you~" and throwing him towards a mattress in the middle of the room.
>Anon barely had time to register his clothes being ripped off before he felt a fat soft Kakuen ass slam down on his face and start grinding as a large group of female bodies started pressing against his and an extremely warm feeling mouth wrapped itself around his dick and started sucking.
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>>17758639
I wish I could be touched inappropriately by a hellhound.

Opposite idea.
>Big buff hellhound pizza delivery girl
>"Let's see... One medium meat lovers with extra bacon."
>"Oh good, exact change"
>"Oh, you don't have enough change for a tip? I'm sure I can think of something..."
>She lifts her shirt exposing her chiseled abs
>"Start licking, pork chop~"
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>>17758242
Nanachi's a good girl but not for lewd and certainty not a monster.
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>>17758672
I'd imagine she'd invite herself into your house first and slump onto the couch.
>Anon begins nervously licking her abs.
>"No, no no cutie, I want you licking something else~"
>Anon starts sweating even harder as she starts pulling down her spats to reveal her pussy.
>Before he can react, she's grabbed his head and is forcing his face into it.
>"Oh yeaaaah, lick it like thaaat."
>As anon tries to pull away he just gets shoved towards it harder.
>"Eat it all! C'mon! Eat that pussy you fuckin' slut!"
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>>17758671
This is why the hazard pay is great.
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>>17758701
>She indulges in a slice of your pizza whole you go to town on her
>She pats your head with her soft paws
>After she finishes she struts confidently back to get car
>You begin ordering from that pizza place more often
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>>17758671
>>17758716
No, this is why all delivery services work as a buddy system. Get a job and the company hooks you up with a waifu, go on deliveries together and you're untouchable.
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>>17758644
That'll make Weird Al cry.
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>>17758671
Imagine if it becomes a daily occurence.
>your clothes get ripped constantly, to a point that you end up spending more on clothes than you do on food or rent
>eventually you just go deliver pizza in a boxer
>then one day, it's an ederly woman who opens up
>"Your delivery, madam!"
>see you
>has a heart attack
>dies with a smile on her face
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My only beef with monster girls is that they can't have pantyhose.
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The single best monster avoiding job is ninja.
Be a ninja and steath your why past monster while doing jobs
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>>17758740
>Get blowjobs from your MG delivery buddy
Perfect
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>>17758781
Kunoichis will see you as a challenge. Get ready to fight them off, or not.
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>>17758780
Some of them can
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>>17755562
>they won't be able to have children even after years, decades, or even centuries of having sex a two-digit number of times every day.
Damn.
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>>17758819
Our forces are prepared for any monster threat!
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>>17758792
>You will never learn to be a ninja to avoid monsters
>kunoichi will never be drawn to you to so you can provide strong new kunoichi
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If monsters wont get in the way of my human relationship, then ill just marry a human woman!
All i have to do is avoid monster stuff and demon realms
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>>17758869
>your town gets dark matter'd and turned into a demon realm
>human wife becomes a monster
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>>17758869
You even going to get monsters like the succubi wanting to "improve" your relationship or your going to get traitor steve'd so hard its not even funny.
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>>17758069
Cute
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>>17758780
My spiderfu looks great in hose.
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>>17758945
Imagination has failed me.
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>>17758896
I've really came around to liking vanilla succubutts lately, the propaganda must be working.
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>>17758701
I have to say, this idea sounds pretty good. Her just barging in, sitting down on my sofa like she's the queen of the house and abusing me sounds nice.
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>>17758973
What with all the hellhounds reverse abuse?
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>>17758860
>become a skilled ninja
>marry a kunoichi
>when your daughterus are born it's like that comic about Waldo and Carmen Sandiego having a baby
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>>17758946
EMG's jorougumo is the closest I've seen to the ideal body type. Youkai Shoujo has a nice jorougumo too but she's practically never in spider mode.
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>>17758975
Them and manticores are one of the most ferocious monsters so she works nicely. Her being a dog and being black makes her better than manticore and some people dislike tailpussy.

I'd like to get abused by a hellhound once or twice.
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>>17758988
Oh, you mean that. I thought you mean a centaur-like spider.

>>17758994
>I'd like to get abused by a hellhound once or twice.
If you want, I want unleash my boxer on you, but she's more likely to try to lick your face.
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>>17759001
I'll pet her and throw some sockballs for her to play with.
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>>17759006
She'd certainly love that.
I miss her.
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>>17759011
Stop that.
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>>17759017
I miss her so damn much.

My parents are keeping her hostage to force me to visit them.
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How does this Korbopup make you feel.
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>>17759027
Too small.
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>>17759027
I will adopt this pup then, we will make more pups.

Pups within a pup. This is my mission.
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>>17759011
Anon pls.

>>17759021
Oh you cunt. I hope a salamander drags you out to run under this 35C sun.
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>>17759027
Like I want to do things that would make Sabbath members blush.
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>>17759048
Please no.
It's too cold here.
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>>17759052
Doesn't matter. I hope the portals open just so she drags you out and makes you suffer.
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>>17759060
I'm already suffering from not having my cute doggo around. She would walk silently to me while I'm watching Alien, almost pissing myself, and she would lick my hand just as Caine is getting facefucked. Then, as I freak out, she would whine pitifully until I pulled her over my knees like a little dog and caressed her.
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I know how you get a good dragon Waifu. Find her cave, beat her in a fight, and she'll love you forever.

But how do you get a playfully evil CC dragon with beautiful purple scales, who ara aras when you show up to fight her and has thicker hips than her good counterpart?
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>>17759027
I can see what KDF is on about.
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>>17757603
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMDRiVj1Lz8
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>>17759066
Alien is not even that scary, anon. But that doggo sounds like a cute doggo.
Mine is just fat and gets hyped up if she sees a bug, she's great at hunting cockroaches.
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>>17759145
I wish i knew what that image was from
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>>17759146
>Alien is not even that scary
I disagree. I saw it as a kid, and the flesh spider that stick to your face still scare the shit out of me.

Especially in the FPS games where you get to see it climbing to your screen.

>that doggo sounds like a cute doggo
We got her from an animal shelter, so she had some abandonment issues, but she got better, and now she's very clingy.
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>>17759149
From a retro style game called Fight'N Rage.
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>>17759083
First you find her, then you fight and give it your all, nearly beating her but losing to her secret move near the end. Make sure that she catches you staring at her hips with lust and hunger too.

Congratulations, you have a playful, evil CC purple dragon doing lewd things with you.
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A new semi-random wife picture from twitter.
Also a few commissions finished!
https://i.imgur.com/juhMnwY.jpg
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>>17759150
Oh, well as a kid it would definitely spooky, but you're not a kid anymore and that means you must show how brave you are to your dog.

>now she's very clingy.
I can see why. I got all of my dogs when they were still little, so they are just whatever.
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>>17759091
But she's Lawrence's daughter
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>>17759163
Nope, still spooky now. I blame the game Alien vs Predator. In that game, the flesh spider were almost invisible, and they'd jump, instantly covering the screen if you were close enough. Like the leeches from Blood 2, but worse.
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>>17759169
Seems like ypu have a problem with spooks climbing onto your face, but it's okay, anon, when scared just imagine a cute girl giving you a kiss onstead.
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Guys, did someone have full pack of pics withs .Less Aiko?
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>>17759249
Hey look its HAT ALP
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>>17757687
>>17758048
>hellhound fags in charge of not being bitchboy faggots who belong in /y/
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Bully the moth!

>>17759284
Who?
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Happy Friday the 13th!
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>>17759299
My wish is for a deredere harem of zombies.
They'd chase me in a mob everywhere and I'd give them all 'headshots' to put them down (to bed)!
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>>17759295
With those things you can beat any kind of bug no matter how strong she is. I don't know why people worry about monster being stronger than humans.
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>>17759299
>spooky Friday
Please don't scare the daughterus.
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>>17759316
>telling scary stories to daughteru and friends
>"And then he put on a condom!"
>they all scream and the one is rocking back and forth muttering how condoms aren't real
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>>17759299
gearing up for a spooky rest of the month.
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>>17759325
She's too lewd.
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>>17759339
she's perfect
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>>17759342
Imagine snuggling between them. Wight probably invited you, but Lich is all spaghetti.
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>>17759339
Just point out how nice some more conservative couples look and she'll be trying to show them up in no time.

Wisp is interesting simply because of how easy it could be to manipulate her out of her base "wants to have sex most of the time" mindset.
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>>17758085
>"You know I love when you pet me. But you are aware that Im still going to rape the shit out of you for treating me as a pet. Right?"
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99% of anons in this thread would be better off with a MG personal coach.
Even unconventional ones are effective such as an ojou Wights who throws her horde of undead at you and rewards you plentifully if you manage to escape them for a full day.
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>>17759393
>"Honey, why do you think I do it?"
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>>17758684
She needs a goddamn hug is what.
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>>17759394
A friend at the very least. Someone we enjoy spending time with that we aren't forced to be near due to work or school.

But we're such a bundle of nerves and anxieties we can't walk up the courage to shoot the breeze with total strangers IRL. So we lock ourselves in this fantasy world hoping someone will come a knockin' but knowin' they never will.
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>>17759398
Get that shit out of here.
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>>17759398
Ironically throwing the whole fishing pole into the water is still bad badly baiting anon.
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If the male equivalent of feminazis arised in MGE would MGs cuck out or would they send in the Hellhound Riot Police and do what they must?
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>>17759467
>>17759415
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What are your daugherus going dressed up as for Halloween?
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>>17759485
She's dressing as a tentacle tree monster.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4urOji0m7I8

>Being a filthy gaijin in Zipangu, one of the few ambidextrous fighters from your village, the dirk and short sword being your specialty
>An Ochimusha notices you, staring holes into you, a sprawling Ryu tattoo crawling up her arms
>Slowly, you become aware of the growing number of monsters and men watching you wearily, as well as the Ochimusha
>She says something in Zipangan, the words 'niten-ichi-ryu' sticking out as your guide backs off, trying to talk her down
>You later find out after a long and hard fuck session that followed a middle-of-the-street sword fight it loosely translates to 'Two heavens as one'
>She was looking for a worthy heir to her Clan's teachings as well as a man strong enough to serve that could at least hold his ground
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>>17759485
DBZ's Cell.
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>>17759506
Reminds me of the Kikimora roulette story.
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>>17759467
>Amazons have reverse gender roles
>mindflayer correction
>all the other femdom monsters including the demon factions thinking men cant handle themslves
no
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>>17759485
Indiana Jones.
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>>17759583
I gotta ask. What species? I could see a griffon or a dragon for the treasure hunt/protection but it would be hilarious if she was a lamia.
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>>17759598
A Crow Tengu who wants to discover lost secrets and explore ruins.
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>>17759485
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Are you counting calories?
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>>17759611
>undead
>metabolism
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RIP Grape-kun
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>>17759485
A secret agent!
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>>17759616
They must have some type of metabolism, as KC's undead are theorized to be another form of life, one that simply can be born from corpses.

>Furthermore, as mentioned previously, by continuously gaining mana, the bodies of the undead are mended to the state they were in before death. An undead that continues to be pumped full of tons of mana every day can even completely mend her own womb, if she so desires, and then it's even possible for her to become pregnant with the children of her beloved. For an undead, the sense of life she gets at the moment of conception is the greatest happiness she can ever know as an organism, and as a monster female. During pregnancy, at the moment of the child's birth, and even afterwards, this joy will always remain with her. The children born on such occasions are not human children. If it's a zombie, then the child will be the same kind of zombie. For this reason, it is said that the undead aren't “human corpses reanimated via mamono mana”, but “organisms called undead that are reborn from human corpses due to mamono mana.”
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>>17759656
>The demon lord is a being so powerful and so wise, she could actually influence the mamano mana to create life. She has such a knowledge of mamono mana that she could even keep loved ones alive after death
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>>17758736
>>17758973
How would you react to her kissing you on the cheek after she's done?
How would you react to learning you're the only one she does this to?
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>>17759675
Not sure we can credit the Overlord entirely for this. Hel's (a goddess) influence may be the biggest reason the undead in the MGE are capable of so much more than they were in the previous era (when most undead were fairly weakn, short-lived beings).
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>>17759692
Do you think Hel ever gets jealous of chestier Undead girls?
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>>17759705
Yes, she compensates with ridiculous headwear.
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>>17759675
Is it possible to learn this power?
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>>17759721
Not from a Paladin.
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>>17759721
What race would Sheev Palpatina be?
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>>17759718
>Ethereal and beautiful Hel wears absurdly fancy headpieces to compensate for the fact that she's tallflat.
Now here's the question, Who's going to go kiss the goddess of the undead on the nose and call her beautiful?
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>>17759718
What is she, a touhou?
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>>17759724
Dark Priest disguised as a human.
And she'd corrupt Anna-kun into a Darth Valkyrie.
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>>17759731
>Darth Valkyrie
Automaton Valkyrie YES
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Here's a fun question for you all.
Let's say our dreams came true and monster girls became real. With this happening, parts of our world would become demon realms in no time which in turn would cause monsterization of many women. So what monster girls do you think would your female family members become, or friends if you have them?
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>>17759675
It bothers me sometimes just how op KC made the DL/Mamanomana
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>>17759750
>Nipple in the back
b&
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>>17759628
wait what
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>>17759767
The grandpa penguin who waifu'd a cutout of Hululu from Kemono Friends died.
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>>17759767
Yeah, he died.
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>>17759767
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>>17759772
>>17759774
>>17759779
Way to ruin my day you fucking assholes.
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>>17759750
>family members
I'd really prefer not to think about that.
>friends
The only one I'm not repulsed thinking that about would probably be a shy tanuki.
>>17759772
He's in a better place now. Poor bastard got saved from NTR by a pure waifu and got to live out his last days in happiness.