die die the remi
>>17915299Do not die die the Remi.
>>17915327Oops remi is die die
>>17915295If you had... one shot... or one opportunity... to cum in remi's hamburger before serving her... would you?
>>17915342That's not Remimi.
>>17915343Remi would have changed fate to where you came in someone else's burger and she got a clean one while you had to deal with A. A faggotB. Being FiredC. A SlutD. Murder [You]
>>17915440Only if she knows it's going to happen, you wouldn't rat out a toubro in hopes of earning favors with the youkai
Remi has been in my top 10 for a decade!
>>17915616Silly anon. I'll turn into a youkai myself and get killed by Reimu!
I want Remimi to force me into bed with her, hug me and say "everything will be okay", then once I'm in deep sleep she rips out the carotid arteries in my neck with her mouth!
>>17917104That's a big dress.
Remember to bundle your Remi up with warm clothing during these cold winter months!
>>17917115I will keep the Remimi warm with my body by hugging her!
Taking pictures of Remimi!
>>17915299Mere seconds after the OP. You've got your priorities straight.
>>17922426Do not die die the Remi.
>>17922644Dammit, I've been caught!It's actually a cardboard cutout that Sakuya placed!
Christmas is coming
>>17915295Isn't that burg a bit too big for such a petite girl?
I want to bite Remi's butt!
>>17926548DON'T do that!
>>17926653>>17926548Remi is for HUGGING, not for lewding!
I want to LNN Remi with ReimuA, showing that even I can defeat a charismatic vampire who can manipulate fate and rng.
Remi's slender loli body
what does little vampire cunny smell like?
>>17925433christmas with little vampires!
>spend an entire hour hogging one of the four chuunizm machines at a shinjuku arcade to get all the EoSD characters (no one was waiting anyway) >remi and flan makes the game impossible mode
>>17935988I like warm Remi.
>>17935988I want to gently touch and squeeze Remi's little hands!
>>17938425I want to tightly hug the Remimi every time she gets scared of a thunderstorm!
Remimi has a new servant!
I want to press my ear against Remi's belly and hear how the hot mix of my blood and my semen sloshes inside it!
>>17939231Better be careful, the remimi wets the bed regularly.>>17948460That's the worst damn image. The least you can do is to post a better one if you keep spamming that shit.
>>17948495>worst image>fluffy as hell hair>exposed milky-white belly and thighs >embarrassed Remirynah
>>17948595Way too young looking and the head has weird dimensions. Not too terribly impressed.
>>17949222Don't be such a secondary, the Remi supposedly looks like a 10-11 years old.Get your taste checked by a professional.
>>17952742She looks 7 in that pic though
>>17955079Would that really stop you from smooching her milky white tummy?
>>17952742>>17955079Her official description is "less than 10". 7 fairly accurate.
oh fuck, remioohh remi~
Would you serve as a butler for ojou-sama if you finally made it into Gensokyo?Blood donations will be required.
>>17959546I literally wouldn't want any other role when I make it.
>>17959546Only if one of the sisters sucks me personally, I wont have Sakuya milking me for blood! Getting sucked by a cute loli vampire would be great though!
>>17964980What would happen if she sucked directly from the erect benis? Would it explode when punctured like a balloon?
>>17965006It depends on how turned on you areIf it isn't very much then you'll go limpIf it's a lot then you'll stay erect
>>17959546That is my goal in life.I want to serve her until I die.
stupid ugly vampire loli
>>17936790I think Yukari has the same thing? I'm assuming. I unlocked all the touhous you could but only have used a few of them, Yukari's effect is some sort of freaky do or die mode where dropped combos COMPLETELY fuck you over and you technically lose upon track clear no matter what (then you win through bonus points)
>>17965601That is not nice!
>>17965443I like it when vampires drink blood.
>>17966540What about it?
>>17967186It is restricted to only Sakyuun.
>>17959546>Blood donations will be required.Would having rarest blood make me one of her favorites?
>>17968391No. She has a specific type as her favourite.Unless you're that type, then you have next to no use other than another source of food for remiry.
>>17968555What's her favorite type?
>>17967186It smells like roses!
How does /jp/ like the Remimi's hair color in fan art?
>>17981438Bottom right is the greatest.
>>17967186I want to see it bleeding.
>>17981438The best color of hair for Remi is whichever color of hair happens to be on her. She's perfect.I'm partial to bottom left though.
>>17981640I want to rest my head on her lap as she caresses my hair so fucking bad, dudes.
>>17988795What if she bites you?
>>17992294Then all is good in the world.It is an honor to be bitten by Remiry
>>17992294Bleeding to death in her arms is what I want.
>>17968718Shit. Does this mean im fucked?
What did remi just eat?
>>17994592Remi has good taste then
How would you romance the mistress?
>>17997540I'm not in the authority to romance her.
>>17997540I don't, unless I suddenly wake up as Sakuya somehow. That's her job.
>>17997540Rough mating press
>>17955185>Vampire waiter.That's like a fireman that can't get near fire.
>>17915295Remilia would never go to a freaking Mc Donald's. Classy vampires like her only visit proper cafeterias. And Pizzerias.
>>17986021Remi isn't a vampire, but a succubus! Tempting everyone with her lewd belly!
>>17997540I would try to make my blood taste as delicious and healthy as I can and let het drink it whenever she wants to.
>>18001355I want to marry this tummy.I want to make out with this navel.
Who knew Remimi had an entire tribe named after her!https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Remi
>>18003196>The Remi were known to be a rather overweight tribe because of their vast supply of food available on the Champagne Plain. In fact, being obese was an honor in the Remi tribe.Delete this.
>moving cutting boardwhy would anyone want this?
>>18003568Who are you quoting?
>>18003407A soft Remiry is ok too
>>18003407They were overweight to satisfy the Remimi's desires, they would proceed to sacrifice themselves to the Remimi. Also helps with Sakuya's cooking, now that's devotion!
I want to breed the Remiry
>>18003733only in one place though>>18003568don't you dare speaking ill of such a stunning chest
>>18003901sameand then start a very charismatic family with rem
>>18003901I just masturbated to this.
Remilia has discovered a whole new level of Charisma, Huge Tits!
Say something charming.
>>18005020"Raw is better, babe."
>>18005020I eat ass.
Oh, the night is my worldCity light painted girlIn the day nothing mattersIt's the night time that flattersIn the night, no controlThrough the wall something's breakingWearing white as you're walkin'Down the street of my soul
>>18005020Why is long hair always so much better
>>18005593It's not that long hair is better, it's that Remi is always the best regardless of how she looks.
Ojou-sama!, Ojou-sama!, Remilia Ojou-sama!Milady!, I've been an insolent cur and I must be punished!Please drag me across the floor like the worthless dog I am!Please drink my blood!, insult me more!, hit me!, please look down on me with disgust!I do not deserve to be more than a blood bag for you!, a living footstool!Use my body as you please, Milady!, please abuse me to your heart's content!awoooooo
>>17981438I like all of them but the bright purple, because that's too similar to the patchu's thing.
>>18007054I thought they were the same character for the longest time because of this, when I first started learning about the games.Still not sure what those little shower cap hats everyone wears in this series are supposed to be. Cute though
>>18007139Do not disgrace the diaper hats.
>>18005020My penis is almost 19cm in lenght and thick as a toiler paper tube, m'lady
>>18014533as you wish, diaper hat deletedand just about all of the other clothes
The post office says you've received a parcel. You pick it up, open it and you see this! What do you do?
remi likes this thread
>>18015253Funposting with the Remimi!
>>18015228return to sender
>>18015228Tender loving rape.
>>18015228Hold my arm out to her, incase she is hungry.
>>18015228Close it and drop into one of these: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jCtRXXJtZM
>>18015228Hold her up and take her in my home and take care of her as my adorable little friendsoon to be wife
Remi's big goofy smile!
I once got a (You) from PRORemiriat!That era is gone now. He's grown up, moved on to gross 3d women.
>>18015228Return it and demand a refund for having been sent the wrong model.
>>18018775She is NOT goofy!!!
>>18018856I wonder how old is the oldest guy in /jp/.
>>18015228Complain. They could've put it next to my mailbox.
>>18015228Find faggots like these [>>18017035, >>18019363] and have them hung for their utter shit taste.
>>18018856But I'm still here, lewdposting as always.
gimme a charismatic remi wallpaper!
>>18018856don't enable tripfags.Probably just the guy samefagging anyways though
>>18020737Too late, check out this pale belly
>>18020741thanks bruv>>18020767calling the police
I just wanted to thank all of you for the great Remilia content so this is just me contributing back
>>18020767thats a child
>>18023853Who is older than 5+ generations of your shit family.No badmouthing of the Remiry.
What is (do)remi reading?
>>18024448That Remi is violating my personal space!Not that I have a problem with that, though.
>>18019770Yukari is a lv.400+ wizard if that makes sense.
>>18025277strong masculine man dominating the cute little submissive remi as nature demands
>>18025782Vampires are stronger regardless anon.Remi is incredibly cute though.
>>18005020Your eyes are a wonderful red, your hair, a magnificent blue- may I marry Sakuya and look after you and your sister Flan as you take it easy?
Ahh I want to make Remimiry a mommiry!
>>18028186I want the Remiry to be mommied!
>>18028186Impregnating the undead is kinda impossible though. Dead womb and such.
me and my wife Flan are thinking that our second son should marry Remilia so she can have 75% Scarlet babies
Swimming with the Remiry
post countess remilia going full vampiric glamour please.
>>18031147Flabby faggot arms.
>>18031147He only got the problem that he actually will age
>>18030665>skin as clean and smooth as an eggshellI want to worship that porcelain loli body
>>18031147Get /fit/ for her, anon-senpai.
Remi drinking Remy.
>>18033745>tfw sold my fumos because debnts Feels fuckin bad, man
>>18019696She can be a little goofy.
>went to akihabara>three different remi figures>two of them were too expensive for me to buy>one of them looked like a bootlegfuck
>>18035083Did you take pics at least?
>>18037445nahsorta sad remi doesnt get much quality merch
>>18037782Because many have accepted the reality they can not reach the quality that the Remimi truly deserves.
>>18037792Remi has super good figs nigga, get good.
>>18037800To the Remimi this would be of mediocre.
>>18037970The belly must be improved.
Remilia playing with your face with her cute feet! Remy gently kneading your face with her warm, soft, bare little feets! And she loves it!
Intensely ogling Remilia's tummy!
>>18039313Remilia notice you staring at her cute tummy! Remilia getting flustered! Remilia sort of feeling as if her bellybutton is a private part! Remilia turning bright red when you catch her in her swimsuit with her belly showing! Booping Remy's bellybutton and making her orgasm!
>>18038066The belly must be peppered with kisses.
>>18039313>>18039551I could certainly see her getting a kick out of having so much attention drawn to it.And Flan following suit in furious jealousy.
>>18040949Intense tongue action with Remilia-sama's navel!
>>18042396>>18042250Cease this lewdness.
>>18042396Twirling your tongue inside Remiry's navel until its blushed and sensitive, all slick and glittery with saliva!Ahh~, I want to slurp my own spit from Remiry's navel, lick and kiss it like it was a pussy!, having her playfully trying to push my head away as she giggles and then seeing how she is focusing contain her orgasm!
Now what's all this, then? Page 9? Despicable!
Remi is a bed wetter! But her secret is safe with me.
What would sex with Remi-sama be like?
>>18058779Remilia likes extremely romantic sex by candlelight on her regal bed with incense burning and rose petals everywhere.
>>18037792Why is Sakuya dragging a mop over carpet? She sure is lucky her mistress can't see her!
MRW this entire threadFlan, but still...
>>18059125She wants to get punished by the Ojou-sama, ooh~>>18059167Flan? More like FLAT lmao.
I want to worship every inch of Remi's slender loli body!
>>18070998Please explain in fine detail how exactly you want to worship her body.
>>18071333I opened this picture and I hear sirens outside
Look at this Remi.
>>18071432What's so special about it?
>>18072279Every Remi is special in her own way!
>>18072287How horribly rude. Someone needs to discipline that young lady.
>>18074733The bats could've been generated better.>>18076676Are you questioning the remimi's authority!?
>>18076708Absolutely, I do. Her ass must have been in dire need for a good spanking for a long time.
>>18076793Do not rude rude the Remimimimimimimimi
>>18076815What else is there to do with her then? Actual lady-like manners have to find their way towards her mind in some form.
>>18076932To be fair, having the head-maid ground her for a week or two could be considerend punishment enough.
>>18076995Visiting the Remimi when she's grounded to cheer her up!
Remi hard at work trying to get her chest to grow in size.
>>18077110Why is Remimi drinking milk from bottles and carton when there's a much better source for milk?
>>18077191I doubt you'd get more than half a glass out of there at most.
>>18078077Half a glass of Sakuya's milk would increase Remimis chest by 500%! Compared to regular milk's 10%!
>>18078156I'm sure she'd somehow end up even flatter than she already is if she drank any of that.
>>18077191This is what I've always been saying! Pads Sakuya is a lie because she is a source of milk for the Mistress's tea!
>>18078077I want to find that shoe and treasure it forever.
>>17917115I thought vampires were cold-blooded, without the need for heat? Or maybe they do need heat but can't produce it themselves...
>>17918919>gif>too fast for my eyes, because I haven't played enough Touhou.
>>17986021hnng why did they censor the l-lewd belly?
>>18079028Cum in it and give it back to her.
>>18091365That is not nice!
>>18071376Don't worry. Someone else got v&.
>>18042250>Flan following suit in furious jealousy.Im sure Flan would just straight up kill you at that point. She has more than enough power to do so with ease.
I want to ravage my present
>>18093504I want to lick your present
>>18093504I want to put on some clothes on your present, she's probably freezing and wants some warm tea!
>>18086628That's why you put something very hot inside her and then clothe her ;^)
>>18093504Your present looks like it could use a bite to eat. Or two.>>18093144I don't think she's quite THAT badly behaved.
>>18093749Do not body shame the Remimimiimimimimi
>>17925433I like how upset Raymoo looks in thislike she can tell somehow that she's getting a big lump of nattou for beanmas
It's just an illusion.Ooh-ooh-ooh-aah
>>18093576Do you clothe her with that, or put it inside her?
>>18086628>>18093557>>18093576>>18100861>>18100904The SDM has a fireplace for a reason friend.If not, then a space heater, or rather something Patchy can conjure up out of that Library of hers.
Such an embarrassing lack of table manners at display here. A refined lady shouldn't make a huge mess at every meal.
>>18107194She's a caring lady, she knows Sakuya loves cleaning up the mess she leaves, so she does it intentionally.
>>18109338Do you need to go potty Remi?
Ahh I want to ejaculate all over Remimiry's beautiful face!
>>18110436But then it would be all smelly and sticky
>>18114007What the hell is going on with that hat?!
Remi is now aware of her breasts and she thinks they're VERY smol
>>18114870Ayyy wrong pic
>>17959546It's the only reason I'd ever want to go to gensokyo
>>18114217I don't remember posting this, and i have no idea. People tend to drow in odd ways, including prespective.
>>18114876She shouldn't be too worried.Smol is nice. Some say smol is best!
>>17915343Hell yes, a big serving of hot mayo on her burger!
>>18031147Are you in the yakuza?
>>18031147>he doesn't lift to keep in top shape to be able to satisfy the Remiry's insatiable lust
>>18127081disgusting, you should be ashamed>>18119964this however is most welcome
>>18127448Who are you quoting?
>>18129002probably his mind
>>18132587He can't do that.
>>18132859>yes he can
>>18132891Holy shit dude wtf
I miss him.
>>18134002I think remi is a girl
>>18134013Remi is a girl. Why else would she be one of the most loved in the EoSD cast aside from Sakyuun?
>>17981509I want to see you dying from blood loss.
heppy new year
>>18137031How nice of Sakuya~n to ensure the amusement of her mistress by shielding her from the sun rays.
>>17981509Woah dude, don't farm the remy cunny, dude.Seeing it leaking semen is ok, but no blood onegai
>>18134886Remi drunk off her ass after the new years celebration.*actual size and proportions may vary*
[ ] Remilia[ ] Remirya[ ] Remi[ ] Remimi[ ] The Remimi[ ] Ojou sama[ ] Remiry[ ] Remimiry[ ] Remi-chan[ ] The Rememe[ ] Rem[ ] R.E.M.[ ] Remiya Shirou[ ] Hyper Chougiga Ultimate Bean Baddie
>>18141778both Remimi and Bean Baddie
>>18141778[x] The Remimi
>>18141894Are you sure you'd want to attempt that? She's a very frightening and deadly vampire.
>>18141778[x] all pf the above.
LICKING the Remi
>>18153967That guy draws the most mating presseable Remi
>>18154052What about Remi mating pressing you?
>>18033813Debts?You okay anon?