This thread is for all current and former idols of Up-Front & Hello!Project.>Masterlist: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1M45w8Glu1JRwt34Yg324m2tOGK8SxBcTwnQ3NWIJiQM>Wiki:http://helloproject.wikia.com/>Agency Links:http://www.helloproject.com/http://www.up-front-promotion.co.jp/http://www.up-front-create.com/http://www.jp-r.co.jp/http://www.up-front-works.jp/Previous Thread:>>18117981
>>18149884Another fantastic shit OP.
https://twitter.com/angerme_upfront/status/948489354338385920they are dropping like flies
>>18149884Stop making the OPs if you're not going to do it right.
>>18148628by what OG?
>>18150085>>18150183>H!P will never come close to this lewdness ever again
How many years do we have to wait for Yanagawa to be a stunner?
>>18149897That pretty much defines how I see Chii-chan as an idol. Lost.She does have a habit of doing the moves too fast so that might be what they captured here. Karin, Rina, Miki, and Reina are in similar positions.
>>18151074>be ex-H!P>lose a popularity poll to a literal whoHow fucking embarrassing.
>>18151213Was she ever popular?
>>18151252According to Miya-fag, yes.
>>18151117please be leaving
>>18151213You don't believe those poll results are legitimate do you?
>>18151268Do you think Masaki is the most popular H!P according to those polls?
>>18151268>cowtits and boipucci weren't even in top10You are right. Something's fishy.
>>1815056120 years old Nanami will be gorgeous, "ara ara" oneechan like.
>>18151309If they keep covering her face with even more bangs, yeah maybe.
>>18151316>her popularity is a trickle down effect caused by AKB-fags voting for her on their oshimen's behalfTop fucking kek.
Harowotas hate AKB?
>>18151339You sure can infer a lot from one picture ;3
>>18151386Unlike you I actually follow what happens in H!P and its fandom instead of just shitposting here.
>>18151391Well, if you say so sweetie
>>18149897I'm surprised that there's still no nu-W YanaFuna unit .
Is there a H!P related discord?
How could H!P ever compete?
>>18152026>tits smaller than KoharuA lot of H!Ps could compete.
probably me new oshiicontenders: Sakura for cooking nice meals, Haruna with her kawaii face, cute Miki, cool Kaede, Ayumi obasan & petite
>>18152026By being pure~
>>18152366I knew it was you making all of the t.Shitposts. You're just not jaypee material. Take all of your boring lewdposts and bugger off.
>>18152423Why do you hate cute idols? What's with your obsession with ugly girls like Kisora and Riko?
>>18152437Better to be not-10's and pure than some stupid cowtits that only gets posted because some horny idiot likes her lewd body.
>>18152466>than some stupid cowtits that only gets posted because some horny idiot likes her lewd body
>>18152500I see your point. I'm only saying that all horny idiots are the very blight that has brought us so low.
>>18152536horny idiots is what keeps this industry afloat, woman. The problem with new nu-H!P is that all they can come up with is shit like Maria who manages to attract nobody.
>>18152572Are you even listening to yourself? Maria is prime horny idiot bait. She gets more gravure work than any three current H!Ps/not H!Ps. Which point are you trying to make?
>>18152500purity + beauty = idolthe more the better
>Koide: Another big thing that makes you even more of a rare case is the fact that you’re the president of a production company.>Koide: This year it’ll have been ten years since you first founded your company, right?I thought TNX was dead?
>>18152637That she isn't actually prime bait. She actracts little to no despite the fact that she gets so much work. Go look at 2ch. You could argue she's the best H!P got but that only shows how fucked H!P is.And faggots like yourself trying to defend uggos like Tsubaki being idols is the fucking problem.
>>18152672*little to no attention
>>18152672Well, the industry runs on numbers. She wouldn't get so much work if she didn't create sales. You remind me of the anon that tried to tell us that Berryz Kobo was more popular than AKB a year or two back...
>>18152702Well, then you should be happy to know I'm not that anon. And Maria only has to create enough sales to warrant her appearance. And giving she's a popular MM that shouldn't be a problem. The problem is that nobody outside of her fags care about her gravure and that's a huge problem. Unlike Nemoto and those Super Girls whore she attracted no attention whatsoever and H!P really needs that.
>>18152739That's an emotionally charged premise, anon. Do you have the numbers to prove any of that?
>>18152764Explain to me why her threads on 2ch still get spammed with gore from time to time as Mitsui's used to years ago.
>>18152672>And faggots like yourself trying to defend uggos like Tsubaki being idols is the fucking problemJust go create your own 'special' h!p thread already. People aren't going to stop posting idols here, just cos they don't meet your 'particular' standards.
Quick consensus check. Are we supposed to model this thread on what 2ch does?
Are BD Isos worth getting or should I just stick to RIPs?
J=J Alo-Hello! when?
>>18152899>>18152905Alo-Hellos are dead. Enjoy you shitty Odyssey DVDs.
Here's some 10/10 with some nice cowtits.
>>18153045Just leave. Can you really not tell when you're not wanted?
>>18152890They certainly look better than rips, but at 20+gigs they take up a lot of space and run like shit no matter what video player you're using. I only download a bluray iso if it's something I plan to watch more than once on a larger screen.
I think Sayumi went a little overboard with the soften tool
>>18153307Then post the other picture where she didn't.
>>18153329I just think it's funny that she blurred her fingers together
Honey would be a good wife?
https://twitter.com/Den901/status/948415803245785088the women are even taking over the bathrooms now
Idol with the most abortions
Best body pillow.
>>18153584>would spend most of your household budget on fashion>low sex drive>small hip>still watch cartoonSorry, but no
>>18155143>>18155031No one thinks you're funny for pretending to like the ugliest fattest most obnoxious idols like Take
>>18155069You could cuddle on the couch and watch cartoons together. Sounds like a fun time.
>cameras duct taped to their handsthe low budgetness of H!P truly knows no bounds
>>18155164I know you could do better than that.
ruru with the leader of a group that will never come
>>18155436She's leader of the acting group!
Really makes you think
>>18155456>>18155458Holy shit! That's my girl
>>18155197they can't afford to lose those cameras dude
Why are you fags so fucking boring?
>>18155719Because women took over the thread
>>18155719boring idols, boring thread
>>18155197I mean this is clearly done more for fun but the low budgetness of H!P is really what's killing it
Here's an idea from 2ch. What is she holding up on her hand? Show off your photoshop skills.
>>18155719>>18155721>>18155737Would you be so kind to list out the idols/groups you either approve or disapprove of?
>>18155910Objectively Non-ugly idols
>>18155910What are you afraid of?
>>18155924You will have to be a little more specific. An idol that is unattractive to you, may be a stunner for someone else and vice versa.
>>18155924>>18155932Just trying to help you out a bit.
>>18155938Then post good girls like Kikkawa!
What did they mean by this?
>>18155969We just need to help out our anon friend first. Once a list is provided, we can create a separate thread tailored to those particular preferences. While this thread remains as an all-inclusive variant.
>>18156034>shits on every idol that isn't Tsubaki or Berryz>talks about being all-inclusive
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bdg-5x_BvxJ/Still cuter than any current MM.
>>18156092Should've killed herself
>>18156092How much did the eyelid operations cost her?
>>18156046Ok, so you've confirmed that Tsubaki and Berryz are on your prohibited list so far.Just from basic observations, would I be right in assuming the following are also on your prohibited list?9/10/11 gens (colorful era)Kobushi2nd gen ANGERMEKSSUFJ=J's Yuka
>>18156108Just ask any other idol with big eyes.
Please refer to the last official h!p ranking list to determine which h!ps are the best
>>18155456>>18155458The fuck is this, man? Is it like jap equivalent of Forbes Most Influential Entertainer or something? That's a pretty good number for dumb C-list idol like Funa.
Most kawaii kouhai/senpai combo.
>>18156250Artists they expect to get huge in 2018. All of them are C-tier so no it's not a good number.
>>18156540>contains pictures of Utada Hikaru, Amuro Namie, B'z, Miura DaichiShit I didn't know they were considered C-tier
>>18156618Daichi hasn't been relevant for years now and the rest haven't since over a decade. They used to be big but now they are C-tier and people hope for a miracle comeback.
>>18156092If you want cute whores the thread of akb is over there
>>18156842stop advertising your thread here, thanks
>>18155456>>18155458Good job midget, go on!
>>18157045Well, she is my little sister after all!
>>18157105Ayumin has Korean ancestry?
>>18157105most petit girl ;3
>>18157190Jesus fucking christ, muh dick!
>>18157214our dicks :3
name prettier group
>She mentioned wanting to become like Ikuta Erina, because even though she's not center, she has a great aura and you just have to look at her.
If Only You was just sang by Platinum era, it would have been a blast. Seriously.
>>18157360Who and when?
>>18157427Anon's ass @ 11:28:02
>>18157427it said so in the wiki that's included in the OP
>>18157485Nobody reads that. Put the links back in.
>>18155197but they spent money on color coordinated tape!
>>18157369Spot on.I want to see them sing and dance with h!p.
>>18158067I want to see them in lewd gravure.
I miss Momochi.
>>18158343I miss Momo's lower body half.
>>18158343Nobody else does, shitlover.
>>18158359Because that's where the poop comes out, right?
>>18158371No, it's because that's where I wanna put my jaypee in.
>>18158343I miss her too. A lot.
>>18158406That just confirms you're a shit lover. Enjoy your Momoshit.
>>18157197>>18157487>>18158360>>18158423Why are still here? Do you still require help with your alternate h!p thread's OP?
>>18158423You do realize girls also have a vagina on their lower half, right, Duu-fag?
>>18158410Pink mouth :3
>>18158410Momo's other shit hole :3
>>18158433I'm here to have fun like everyone else. I just can't stand this guys dumb memeing.
2018>2018 most promising artist rank 70th>Oha Sta>nhk education show2019 >rank 45th>Oha Sta>nhk education show>regular guest at obscure TV show2020>rank 20th>main Oha>regular guest in variety show>supporting cast in a drama>pocari sweat image girl2021>rank 5th>leading cast nhk morning drama>co-host with a popular comedian in a prime time variety show>Playboy Japan covergirl>Peach John ad contract2022>1st rank>top 100 TIMES most influential women in the world>huge scandal with a japanese footballer who plays for real madrid>co-star in a Tarantino movie>co-star in Tokyo Drift 2>collaboration with Ed Sheeran>ellen show's guest>Gucci and Chanel contract>UNICEF ambassador
>>18158488I feel bad that you spent time coming up with this shitty post
>>18158488More like 2018:Preggo
>>18158453>I'm here to have funBy posting dump/autist meme's it seems.
>>18158359187 glorious days since Momo got fired!
>>18158507good funny memes that we all do > dumb momo memes
>>181584882020>Hello project bankrupt>Funaki loses his job and popularity
>>18158502>Funakki>pregnantSure, after she marry a young and popular baseball player.
>>18158343She lives with me now. Do you have something to tell her?
>>18158528Tell her I still haven't flushed. She'll know what it means...
>>18158516At least now we know not to take your 'shit op, not h!p, uggo's, momoshit, dmg' etc meme's seriously.
>>18158528You live at a nursing home? Oooo snap!got it, m8?Because she looks like a nan ; )
>>18158536When you put it like that it makes me realize this is such an awful thread. Why does anyone even come here anymore?
Daily reminder that Funashit is literally Momoshit 2.0
>>18158568why do you hate fun so much?
all this fighting
Has an idol ever made you so incredibly mad that you flip out whenever she's mentioned?
>>18158589Your not fooling anyone.
>>18158589Daily reminder that Maria is literally Kohashit 2.0
>>18158595Chisatoshe just disgusts me
>>18158536thank you for saying those are all good funny memes even if I can't take credit for all of them
>>18158563Been here too long to leave now. Just going down with the ship at this point.
>>18158563Now THERE'S an anal queen
>>18158641That's a good way of putting it. I'd say that's where I'm at too. You have to admit there's just no way to save the thread now. Plus I'm locked in a feud with a certain poster so I might as well see it to the end.
>>18158621She is ungrateful
>>18158669>most popular member next to Takahashi>solo career that at one point outsells the group she's in>regular solo appearances on TV>yet management uses her to get the group on TV and media instead>gets fed up with being leeched on and leaves>gets called ungrateful for being realizing that staying in MM will get her nowhere
are there any H!P related books besides Tsunku's?
>>18158784top kekI mean that's better than nothing
>>18158761Wada wrote two books about art appreciation
>>18158796He actually believes she wrote them herself.
>>18158648You couldn't put a finger in that rose, forget it. She's the kind to produce rabbit pellets.
>>18158801They're just a collection of essays about why she likes some paintings. It's not art history or anything
>>18158784Full translation as PDF:https://minimonimania.wordpress.com/2013/02/11/koharu-kusumi-a-career-change-at-17-english-translation/
>>18158724>Leave MM>Loses popularity>Nobody gives a shit what she does nowWhat a terrible ending
>>18158987She left MM in 2009 and was one of the major models in Cancam for years, stayed in OhaSuta for another five after grad and got several CM deals.She still has regular TV, radio and model work and managed to get signed under Oscar Pro last year.(You) just don't care about her.
Buy her magazine!
>>18158888Dem boobies! Breastfeed me Miya!
>On March 30, NHK BS Premium aired a four hour special on Morning Musume's history and their past 55 singlesWhere do I find it and is it worth watching?
>>18159264>their past 55 singlesAt least you'll have Aruiteru, Mikan and Lullaby. For the rest, well, if it's your shit, go.
If a western idol dates someone, it's a selling point. If a H!P idol dates someone, it's career-ending. What gives?
>>18159899No one thinks you're funny
>>18159924That's from the Chiba newspaper article, right? Is that her house?
>>18159928Our house Do you like how it looks?
>>18159928no idea, you need to register to read the article
>>18159963You also have to be able to read jap...
>>18159924>>18159963How do you even find this shit?
>>18160184good idol on the right
>>18160199He's not an idol
>>18159030koharu is nothing dude, just get over it
>>18160190All dat Muro's repressed sexual energy.
How long will her solo career last?
>>18160664I can't believe Karen 2.0 is making moonface look good.
>>18160710Murotan is unironically pretty though
>>18160729Eh, no. Good personality, though. I still see her improvised dance at that function on facebook sometimes. Great gel.
>>18160729She's unironically sexually attractive. From her KSS days I knew she's going to have the sexy image. All the energetic, hip movements, lip biting, eye winking, etc.
>>18160781Do you make any posts that aren't just sexual comments?
>>18159899hello newest guy
>>18156809I wish Take would've done the same in return.
>>18160897So that's a 'no' to >>18160788 ?
>>18160897>>18156809wtf is wrong with akari-chan tho? She probably just roll her eyes and goes "sigh, here we go again..." whenever someone grope her round marshmallow butts in the train and just let it happen.
>>18160969Makes you think...
>>18160999>white pantyThat's cute. I'd buy it for $200. No joke.
>>18161059Then you're a cheap bastard. Serious bids would start at 5k American and would end in five figures. Why would you bid chump change for such a treasure?
>>18160999That's not her though.
>>18161207Nobody likes 'make you think' guy. Just ignore him.
>>18161214Yet you replied to him>>18161059
>>18161216What game are we playing? Just tell me the rules.
>>18161207>dat hair>stubby nose>cute round cheeks>meaty thigh>legs slightly bended forming O shape>stubby fingers>big bro with identical lipsWhat are the odds, eh?
>>18161260Except if you actually followed your idols you would realize none of those points match.
>>18161260>>big bro with identical lipsAnd just like that nobody believes you.
>>18161107You nigga hustler better be stop pulling that pawn stars bullshit. Her pussy juice soiled panties is probably only at 500 tops. Her peach john ones at 700. 5K?? Fuck you! I could just give that money to make karin and yuka and make them suck my dick until my balls dry.>golddiggerkarinandyukastareatmoney.jpg
>>18161465That's just disgusting...
>>18161470Disgusting low resolution, you are right.
https://ameblo.jp/nigaki-risa/entry-12341678030.htmlshe got divorced
>>18161559Time for JAV!
>>18161589wow sadseems like Takahashi's nerd husband was a better marriage material
>>1816155950 bucks she cheated on him.
>>18161559That's why virgin idol should marry ugly but rich comedian.
>>18161559I wonder when she broke the news to Eripon. Don't think I've seen him show up in any of her social media pics since November.
best coupleand such lovely kids they have
What's the best BD/DVD release to jerk off to?
>>18161559Time to fap to that tiny body again
>>18161883>It's okay when I post not-H!Ps
Is Funakki the most popular H!P on /jp?
>>18161909why can't you guys acknowledge that she IS the most popular? why you need to be on defensive, because you're oshimen is not? I can have my oshi and acknowledge that some idols or even most are more popular than her, that doesn't make any difference
was she most cringy girl at the time 5th gen joined?
>>18161916on /jp/? You are the only one posting her. And you only post her while fapping.
>>18161938I understand that you have that impression, but I am not, I think it's fair to say that I know what I post
>>18161888>no garbage paddingmuh dick
wtf I love Lisa now
Serious question, why hasn't Niigaki ever had a shit poster?
>>18161611For me he cheated on herHe changed it for someone younger
>>18161998Serious question, are you retarded, underaged and a jungle monkey?
Eripon slept with the husband
Gaki's ex-husband appeared in gay movies back in the day. Maybe his sexuality was the reason behind the divorce.
>>18162128>implying Gaki didn't get to have gang bang parties with her husband and his coworkers
>a-non, pls take care of mewhat do?
>>18162555>shortcutSo her ex left her for some trap, huh?
>>18162624what was that women camp?
>>18162706It's called a Bus Tour, new-fag.
>>18162721bus tours used to be full of males
>>18162806And they still are. But females get special treatment on bus tours. From being seated in front next to the stage and segregated from the males during dinner shows to getting to have more interaction with the members during games. And now UF is even featuring them on the DVD footage heavily with no regards to their anonymity (not that females cared about tgat anyway).
>>18162829>And now UF is even featuring them on the DVD footage heavily with no regards to their anonymity (not that females cared about tgat anyway).So is it good that the males don't get so much expsorure or bad? Also how did UF protect the males anonymity before? Any why should they care about their anonymity in regards to going on a bus tour?
Happy sweet 16th birthday Yanamin!
>>18162892Males wotas don't want to get their faces filmed. It's something that Japan as a whole doesn't want. That's why you always see their faces blurred on TV when they are filming outside. UF has always respected that and tried to film fans as little as possible (unless they volunteered to go on stage etc of course). But the new wave of females fans in H!P dig the recognition. They were always treated special for being females and now they are being put in (or even invading) the focus instead of the girls in H!P.
>>18162940The staff don't seem to give them any special privileges usually. I wouldn't be surprised if they did while filming this though. Of course they'll want to put them all at the front to film, even during hello morning the "audience" they show are all female. It's not a secret that other shows too have a casting call specifically to get girls in the audience. It could just be that the members themselves would rather interact with girls more or maybe it really is that the company is actually trying to shift targets and change their demographic outside of putting in outfit segments and hair arrangement corners.
>>18162612Oh man these glorious thighs. I can't believe she wasn't put in a bikini yet.
>>18162940why do I see all their male faces in M-Line club videos then?
>>18161207So you prefer to believe it's a perfect lookalike. Based on what exactly?
>>18162898Now look at you, dear. You must be very proud of yourself. I still remember that time when you were still an unconfident but courageous girl. You decided to leave the comfort of being a "normal person", push yourself to the limit, and chase your dream which is adult like me already forget how to do it. Your body may be small but your bravery is admirable.The road ahead may still be unclear, but don't worry, my dear. Believe in yourself. You have everything to face it inside of you. Whenever you feel lost, and anxious just remember to take a deep breath, smile, and keep going. Remember how far your hardwork, determination, and passion had bring you. Remember how many person around the world you have been moved by your bright smile, innocence, and love.And... if everything shouldn't going well as you hoped, don't ever think that you lost everything. Because my love for you will remain unchanged whatever happens. Happy Birthday, Nanami.Sincerely,...............
>>18162829There really does seem to be a lot of girl fans these days. In this vid the "womens's area" takes up almost a third of the audience. Which doesn't even count the rest scattered around.https://twitter.com/i/videos/938911457663639552
>>18164490But how did it get this way? I don't recall H!P doing anything inherently different over the past few years to warrant the growth, especially in this last year.
>>18164490I really love how they are parked in a corner like a different species.
https://twitter.com/angerme_upfront/status/949454577488687104Rikako is sick now
>>18164988That's a good question. It's not like H!P lets their girls have twitter or instagram.Maybe it's less about what H!P is doing now but rather the age demographics of the fans. A girl who looked up to Morning Musume and Minimoni during their boom when they were in primary school would be in their mid to late twenties now. If they looked up to Kirarin Revolution, Shugu Chara, Lilpri when they were in primary school, they'd be around early twenties. Either way, these women would be now be at the age when many of them have jobs and disposable income to spend on things they wanted to do when they were kids. Like go to as many MM concerts as they can afford.
Does that explain why so many more women are posting in this thread?
>>18165313I agree, but I also think we can't deny it's in part to how much more acceptable it is to like idols and even trendy to be a "wota". I wouldn't be surprised if H!P is gaining girl fans that want to get into idols but are put off by something like AKB since H!P is honestly more female friendly. They're one of the next big idol companies after AKB so there's still plenty of media put out to consume, they're not as overt in their sexualization (they didn't even pimp out Kasahara surprisingly), and most of the girls are cute but not threateningly so. It's turning into a snowball effect at this point too, the more females there are the more females it'll attract.
>>18165219it's the flu season, expect more as usual, wasn't morning musume down to like 5 people at 1 point year or two back
>>18165506You're probably right.At this rate the fan base will be made up mostly of old men and young women. It must be confusing for the old timers.
>>18165911I can't wait for all of the old men to die off.
>>18165911that's a cute fan, should've auditioned
>>18165911>>18166240yeah, she's cute.
>>18167063a reply calling you a woman
>>18164490>these days>post a video of Reina and fucking Sayumi
2 (two) cuties
>>18168066Ai-chan's butt cheeks really are cute.
>>18168133now post Chisato's
>>18167828The vid is from when the two had a surprise appearance at an MM event in September.https://mdpr.jp/music/detail/1714342
>>18168178Everybody knew they would be there. The only surprise was that they performed Ooki Hitomi alone.
rip in peace
>>18168591I don't get it.
>>18168327>>18168331Wasn't it Gaki's bouquet? Is it good or bad sign?
>>18168607How do you feel about it?
>>18168626About what? I can't tell who that is supposed to represent?
>>18168635How do you feel about it?
>>18168591>posting shit fanart instead of idolsThe fucking state of this thread.
Looks like its funny meme time again.
>>18165219The girls should stop experimenting with each other at the flu season.
>>18168721Funny lesbian meme.
>>18168673But how do you feel about it?
>>18168624Most likely bad. Maimi wrote a blog post last week wondering what it would be like if her dog was her boyfriend, so she's probably never getting married.
I hope Riho won’t return to Japan. Not because I don’t like her, but because a lot of Japanese people in the comment section of the 3 new released videos with her are making fun of her weight and say she’s still fat after all that training. I think that’s just better for her mental health and way less stressful.
>>18168781No one thinks you're funny
>>18168801Only you don't m8
>>18168806That is everybody.
>>18168881>>18168885Reminder this faggot never cared about this uggo before UF learned to cover half her face with bangs.
>>18168903Rude and false
>>18168970Just ignore the 'funny memes'.
>>18169013'funny memes' is a funny meme
>>18168903You must feel very alone to spam this thread with your anger all day long.
>>18169329So do you :3
Happy 21st birthday Ayumi!
Happy 23rd birthday Ayano!
>>18169410Huge floppy vagina
>>18169417BOYS with little chinpos prefer small vaginas but MEN with big ones prefer a vagina they can fully enjoy.
>>18169610Don't post what shouldn't be posted and we wouldn't have a problem, would we?
Cutie who could do with some teeth whitening
>>18169718Just as cute in overalls.
>>18168395Wow! No wonder Kumai's so tall! Look at how big all her family is in the background! If it wasn't a video I would've swore it was photoshop!!
>>18169402What? She an adult?
>>18168781That dance studio has a study abroad program, she's probably already back in Japan.
>>18170912>>18171007Damn, that's a nice boipucci actually.
Reminder that Ono is the only good Tsubaki.
>>18171866Nice. I'd like to cup that asscheek, and I think she'd like it.
>>18172258Reminder that posts like this are why this thread is shite.
>>18172661Prudes can fuck off to tumblr and h!o
>>18171174already gave that up to focus on her studies
>>18172726'studies' yeah, right. she is having sex right now>typical jaypee quality post
Fun things are fun
>>18172920They sure are
>>18173807Someone make the real thread
>>18171380Where are you guys getting these?
>>18173807H!P thread please