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You know what is a cute? My waifu.
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>>18398476
Well, your waifu SMELLS
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>>18398492
She smells very nice indeed, anon.
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>2017
>not having a mg waifu
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I have a thing for damaged, stoic monsters
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>>18398471
Cow snake!
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>>18398560
Nah, it's obviously a slug
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Figure skating Glacies winning gold even with a 6.5 from the Russian Jinko judge
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>>18398548
>>2017
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Can automatons rebel?
What if the ancient civilization collapsed because of robotic uprising?
You wouldn't trust a robot would you?
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I want to be stolen by a hellhound and her chesire friend!
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This Lich is thick. Thank you Nav.
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>>18398492
I know, she smells great!
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>>18398618
And that's bullying, you shouldn't call that Lich, fat!
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>>18398621
I think she would smell of meat, campfire smoke and sweat.
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>>18398604
Stolen from who?
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>>18398621
>Extra Thick H'Orc Musk.
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>>18398637
No, she's just a little overweight!
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>>18398638
Just stolen from my life for about a 3 day to a week period, until they return me with both of them in tow.
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>>18398612
Cute lich!
I wanna see her ‘repository of knowledge’
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>>18398652
You seem mad.
Did an orc grope you when you were young?
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>>18398675
Being bullied by chubby P'Orcs as a child has turned him into a man who seeks out and hatefucks 'heavy-weight' Monsters.
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>>18398689
Truly, a tragic tale.
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>>18398652
No
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>>18398689
Too sad, happens all the time.
Someone needs to bring this up at the High Orc Councils.
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Is it the same guy bitching about everything or is it multiple people?
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>>18398689
>P'Orcs
So can someone explain this to me?
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>>18398621
God damn how do i get kidnapped by a B'orc?
Be a chef?
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>>18398713
Pig Orcs. The other white meat.
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>>18398713
Pig Orcs.
Pork
P’orcs
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>>18398564
Are you calling her fat?
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I want more stuff about the dragon queen
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>>18398712
I'd say it's multiple. It's not unusual to see people who dislike fat girls.
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>>18398716
Cooking meals for a hungry horde of Orcs would be difficult, even if they supply you with the ingredients.
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>>18398716
Be a chef, skilled warrior, or a nice guy for her
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>>18398712
I’d say the same guy in this instance, although multiple wouldn’t be unusual
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Word of the day
Callipygian
having well-shaped buttocks.
"The traveler to wonderland was eventually accosted by callipygian cat."
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>>18398743
That cat better have size with that shape
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>>18398725
She has some delicious curves.
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>>18398743
Soft plump kitty rump
She got an ass that won't quit
Give me the purple
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>>18398725
>queen of dragons
She must be a elder dragon
What a granny.
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>>18398781
Do you see that body, anon? She is deliciously mature and would fit greatly in some office clothes.
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>>18398771
I still want to see alt color Cheshires, Easter themed would work perfect
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>>18398771
So you'd enjoy her snuggling in for cozy cuddles?
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>>18398808
Plus size feline thighs
Which all men should covet most
Lap pillows, good lord
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>>18398808
No him but I would.

Be she lapcat, cuddlecat, or musclecat, I love Cheshires
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Distract an overly serious monster with bacon!
Everyone respects the meat of kings
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I want a Cheshire to tease me into oblivion.
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>>18398842
But that’s not a steak
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>>18398851
I want tease a Cheshire
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>>18398877
That's a difficult task.
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Those big fat cat tats
The breasts that will save the world
Time to motorboat
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>>18398881
In a way, but when she tries to seduce with her chest you can comment how the holst at work is bigger and uses them better or how that oni at the gym, when flaunting her rear, has a larger and tighter one
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>>18398881
They are but one clothespin away from being a mewling kitten.
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>>18398802
I desire to see this and more MG in office clothes in general.

>>18398771
>Give me the purple
Surprise apop!
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How do you keep a Cheshire quiet?
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>>18398925
Large meals, eat scritches, and manticore venom enhanced blow jobs
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>>18398925
A nice big ball gag.
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>>18398925
Impregnating her in the butt.
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>>18398803
I like alt colours. I'll take a cheshire in white and red. Black and dark green with delicious brown skin would probably look pretty nice too.
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>>18398944
Anon, that's not how that works!
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>>18398951
White and red would be nice, although I’m thinking baby blue could be good too
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>>18398953
Portals, son.
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>>18398953
Oh, it works. It's uncommon even in humans though, you're going to be keeping your cat quiet for a long time if you're trying to pull that off with an MG.
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So, you just inherited an older house, built maybe 120 years ago or more. You're going through it, seeing what's what. There are cracks in the plaster walls, peeling wallpaper, nicotine-stained ceilings, suspicious wiring, and faded outlines where furniture and and rugs sat on the floors, all auctioned off in an estate sale. You decide to fix it up as best you can, and then sell it off - since you only work part time.
Things are going well, until you get to the kitchen. In a small pantry closet off the kitchen, a section of carpet has been cut to cover the floor. You pull it up, old glue having long lost any adhering power. Beneath it, you find a trap door.
In the damp, chilly, hidden dirt-floor cellar, you find a heavily locked wooden door, and a few papers scattered on the floor, long ago eaten beyond readability by rats or silverfish. You pry out the thick metal studs holding the chains across the door, and eventually have to pry the hinges of the door out, too. Beyond, illuminated in your flashlight's beam, you see something sleeping. Something not human. You find: http://mgewiki.com/w/Special:Random

Do you brick up the chamber, or wake up the monster?
Do you sell the house immediately, or move in after fixing it up some more?
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>>18398925
Restraining order.
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>>18398924
Good taste. Office clothes are high tier and dragons wearing it would be even better.

>>18398925
Cone of shame and duct tape
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>>18398968
>Fallen God
ABORT
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>>18398968
>http://mgewiki.com/w/Fairy
I guess that I won the jackpot
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>>18398968
>leanan Sidhe
Since I can't draw or write I just send her on her way to find someone to inspire. I still sell the house.
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>>18398961
Cheshire in halloween colours, black and orange with dark brown skin and a big witch hat would be some prime real estate.
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>>18398968
>http://mgewiki.com/w/Recorded_Monster_Girl_Encounter_-_Case:_Dragon
Oh shit. Someone had good taste and I guess dragon love runs through the family.

Though if I searched some more I'd find a march hare. Knowing what they are I'd start sweating instantly knowing that place was a portal to wonderland. I'd try not to wake her up while getting that dragon book though and after I did I'd fix the house.
Sleeping there would be an almost guaranteed chance of going to wonderland and that's probably where the original owner is. Decisions decisions.
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>>18398968
>sea slime
What the hell is it doing on land?
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>>18398968
>Grizzly
I leave a pic-a-nic basket as offering before sealing that back up and pretending I saw nothing.
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>>18398968
>Soldier Beetle
k
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>>18398968
>Inheriting a mansion filled with feral Kikis

not sure if want
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http://barbarianknsfw.tumblr.com/post/170831785107/i-wanted-to-give-my-dragon-girls-some-love-this
MERE
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>>18399009
Woe to the Ratatoskr who someone managed to get this photo
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>>18399004
If someone locked them up they're probably screeching autists like actual Slav kikis. Are you man enough to train them using nothing but love, vodka and sunflower seeds?
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>>18399009
DELICIOUS
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>>18398925
If a cheshire annoys you the best way to de-smug her is to start a family with her and have lots of daughterus
She won't be so smug after that.
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>>18398968
>Gremlin
Interesting, not really sure what I'd do in that situation, guess it depends on her personality and why she was locked up.
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>>18399004
>Kiki with dirty matted hair and a outfit made out of discarded rags scrubs at a dirty spot on the floor.
>She hears the front door open and sniffs the air.
>Her mouth twists into a grin when she smells you and she utters the word she wanted to say all her life.
>"Massssssstteeeeeerrrrrrr"
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Could you take the heat?
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>>18399039
Hell yes.
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>>18399033
>Keeps trying to sleep behind the stove
Adorable
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I want to go out in public with my Jiangshi wife while she wears a tag that says "anal addict" for the whole world to see.
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>>18399087
Is she truly WEAK to anal?
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>>18398968
>Humpty Egg
Well, it’s not a sith
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A happy family.
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>>18399087
>she conspicuously hops just in front of you
>you swear she’s bending her ass back more on each landing
Jiangshi is best girlfriend.
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>>18398990
That would be pretty cute.
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>>18399033
>feral kiki
I don't think my heart could take it.

>tell ragamuffin kiki that you have something for her
>she follows, reluctant but too curious not to
>you're holding something behind your back, she recoils a little out of habit
>show her what it is
>it's a brand new maid uniform and duster, along with some nice shampoo
>she doesn't even know what to say, she just kind of stares at you like she can't believe it
>waits until you assure her you're giving it to her and it's not some trick
>she hugs it close and immediately breaks down crying
>"M-m...."
>she stand up and starts running in circles around you
>"MASTERMASTERMASTERMASTER!"
>you lead her to the bath and she cleans herself up
>she can't hold back, before her hair is even dry she throws on the uniform and runs over to hug you
>for the rest of her life she never so much as cracks a glass or misses a speck of dust
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Mindflayers are good girls.
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This is what happens when you pull out at the last second

Also Yukime is my very first waifu
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Best dragon. Prove me wrong.
You can't
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>>18398968
>inheriting a house full of feral Rataoskr’s
I’m gonna help raise them to become responsible members of society!
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>>18399193
I kinda prefer the wurm
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>>18399193
This is the best dragon. She is an upgraded version of the Ryu.
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>>18399193
Can't do >>18399009 with her.
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>>18399193
All Dragons are best girls

t. not a Dragonia guide
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>>18399126
Please stop anon. My heart can’t take this much cute.
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>>18398968
>http://mgewiki.com/w/Order
I don't think your scenario is working as intended.
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>>18399193
Ryus are great, they constantly fight with Wurm in my mind as best dragon.
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>>18399179
4chan threads have an image limit, set to 300 on /jp/. Monster girl threads in particular tend to scrape up against the liimit because of /jp/'s low bump speed, and many people rely on these threads as MG image resources. Please link to off-topic images if you'd like to use them during discussion.

Also, there is absolutely nothing wrong with giving her a money shot to the face or across the belly.
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>>18399223
>Order soldiers ambushing Anons that come to this old house expecting feral monstergirls
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>>18398968
>Ushi-Oni
I’m not leaving that house with my pelvis intact am I?
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>>18399231
Not him, but the mods have said time and time again that we can make a new thread once the current one runs out of images.
But you guys are afraid of pissing off people who either stopped caring long ago or hate these threads no matter what you do.
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>>18399223
>Paladin girls having a secret tea party under your house
>They have to meet up in secret to discuss girly stuff because the male paladins would judge them
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Enlightened lolifox!
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>>18399214
>can't give you full-body hugs.
>"upgrade"
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>>18399249
I’m gonna steal her rice ball!
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>>18399255
DO NOT
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>>18399243
This is cute. Hard nosed girls who are secretly girly are my fetish.
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>>18399260
I’m gonna steal it and I’m gonna cum on it and then I’ll give it back to her!
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>>18399231
It's a yuki-onna, though.
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>>18399231
What does a Krakens ink taste like?
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>>18399250
She can hug you with her wings, tail, arms and legs. It's way better than just a coil.
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>>18399273
Saltwater.
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>>18399242
Don't misunderstand. I just figured that if off-topic images are bothering people so much, I could at least try and give the people posting them a reason not to. I don't personally care that much but I also know we've been seeing a small uptick in traffic recently. I thought it might help to be a little more diplomatic than fuckoffanon. Hope I didn't come off as passive-aggressive.

>>18399270
Well shit, shows what I know. My bad.
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>>18399267
If you do that she's going to give you the hundred-handed bitchslap!
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>>18399249
I want to DICK this lolifox.
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>>18399281
How do I get her to give me a hundred handed handjob?
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>>18399280
I mean, I'll take what he posted over another epic /v/ reaction image.
If it's not woefully irrelevant I don't particularly care.
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>>18399291
You have to ask her very nicely.
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>>18399193
Ryus are only good when they’re desperate crazy baby CCs.
Just like White Horns.
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>>18399270
Yep.

She wins at the end too
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>>18399234
Now that's just rude. In that case I would tell them I outright inherited the house and don't want any shenanigans.
>>18399243
This is cute, I would allow them to keep doing so.
But the narrator said something about them not being human. So I rolled again. http://mgewiki.com/w/Zombie
Huh. Huuuuuuuuuh.
I don't know what to feel about this.
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>>18399304
A literal House of the Dead.
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>>18399293
I agree, I just figured if I'm going to say it I'll say it to an image that can still be deleted. Looks like I fucked up though.

Yuki-onna are cute.
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>>18399279
Would a Kraken rape some sense into you if you say that to her?
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>>18399313
I have a group of Zombie Paladins secretly going out to have tea parties under my house.
They must already have husbands if they already have the int stat raised high enough to do so. My wiener is safe from the dead for now.
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>>18399273
Sweet and salty, like sugary soy sauce. Great for cooking. Add it to stir-fry or noodles. Goes nicely with whiskey or vodka.
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>>18399304
>on one hand you have a house full of cute girls
>on the other hand they’re all your relatives who died single and alone in the house
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>>18398968
>find a Lich under my house
>she’s turned the secret room into her personal laboratory
>and now she desperately wants me to be her assistant
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>>18399348
>relatives
Anon that makes it better
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>>18399326
If she hasn't just raped you upon sensing you she's probably in a talking mood. In that case you can expect either a ditzy telling off or a nice dinner of squid ink pasta, depending.
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>>18399313
But I don’t want to suffer like G did
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>>18399378
Anon. I don’t wanna bang my great aunt, even if she’s a cute zombie.
I just want her to make her banana pudding once more.
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What's worse, getting adopted by a mayadere Oni or impregnating her?
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>>18399348
>Relatives
Please don't make this any worse.
>>18399376
You're lucky. I consider Liches one of the few Undead that would bypass my natural disgust on the concept of dicking a corpse.
>>18399378
NO. NO IT DOESN'T.
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>>18399417
Neither. Because both paths lead to you marrying her.
Mayadere is best dere, prove me wrong.
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>>18399431
Only if she's a Team Rocket tier villain.
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>Shia-chan, former boy currently participating in the dark knightly order of the ice flower as dark strategist apprentice!
>On the lookout for a splendid boyfriend since turning into an Alp!
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>>18399221
>years and years later
>an old kikimora is schooling the younger ones in how to meido
>old man Anon passes by to give her a kiss on the cheek, and even after all these years together she blushes
>all the little kikis ooh and ahh
>they ask old kiki how she got such a wonderful master and husband
>she shows them two pictures, one of her when she was little, alone and wearing rags, and one of her the first time she put on her uniform, beaming as she held tight onto the hem of master's shirt
>"I just found the right man, I guess."
>all the little kikis 'whoa' with wide eyes at the first picture and giggle at the second
>"Or maybe he found me. It's been so long it's almost like we've always been together."
>everyone jumps when there's a crash from the next room
>"FUCK, it's getting under the fridge!"
>the little ones look back to their teacher and there's an old kiki-shaped cloud where she was standing
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>>18399473
Lescartie deserves purging
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>>18399479
Begone fa/tg/uy
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>>18399517
Oh no! Quick everyone run away while I distract her!
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Consider surrender to the might of the Hoof Kingdom anon.

I'm sure with your...talents you'll find a nice Unicorn to look after you.
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>>18399542
>barn smell
No thanks.
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>>18399542
Give me white horn or give me death. Lesser hooves should give up and go back to the barn.
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>>18399432
>You will never make a monster girl blast off again with your dick
Sadness.
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>>18399550
>>18399554
They can always send some other Hoofed lass to take you in.
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>>18399473
I will never understand the appeal behind Alps. It's like there are faggots here so into the closet the only way they can escape it is by genderbenders.
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>>18399589
That's actually what it is. People who want to fuck and humiliate guys "without it being gay". They could go for a succubus, but the only reason they prefer an alp is because it was a dude.
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>>18399550
Enjoy your complimentary bucket and brush. Your new waifu will supply the soap.
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>>18399604
Would she be okay if I only went for her frontgina?
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>>18399473
What is it with Alps becoming strategists?
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>>18399604
I have mixed feelings on centaurs but helping a big MG wash herself would be really nice.
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>>18399524
>Mayadere Demon who tries to take over the world every friday
>You're the only one who ever opposes her
>Every time it ends up with you making cum her in such a spectacular fashion that she forgets about world domination until the next friday
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>>18399646
If it's a squire or strategist the chance of becoming an alp are greatly enhanced.
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>>18399646
They’re good with traps
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>>18399653
Meant for >>18399562
Demons got me too excited.
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>>18399659
Non-Alp squires could be little sisters of Dark Knights and such.
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>>18399642
Given the nature of MG, probably. Any actual woman would be a bit offended in all likelihood but we're not working with human psychology.
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>>18399683
>Any actual woman
There are centaur women with two pussies IRL?
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>>18399692
Yeah, women hate it when you insist on using the front pussy rather than the one on the back of the knee.
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>>18399675
With how sisterly succubi are I can see that happening. The knight would teach her younger sister how to handle a "sword" properly.
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>>18399660
Yeah and about the only thing consistent about your skill with puns is pigeon shit on Trafalgar Square.
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>>18399692
Yeah dude, four legs means three vaginas. You know I meant in a comparable situation, you smarmy fuck.
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>>18399713
Shush you, it needed to be done
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>>18399730
Who is this semen demon?
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>>18399706
That could lead to a quick bigamy
>Order hero is defeated by a dark knight
>She tells her squire to watch how to properly rape a man
>Squire gets extremely hot, bothered and also scared that her onee-chan will leave her
>Dark knight can't bear to see her precious imouto in that state
>She gives her a turn on the hero's dick
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>>18399769
>not killing himself to stay out of their hands
Shameful.
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The best succubutt
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>>18399769
>>scared that her onee-chan will leave her
Anon please, she knows how succubutts work and she is one after all. It's more likely the knight would sit on his dick and order the squire to sit on his face, watching her movements and how he reacts to each act.

>>18399774
They just give up after they notice how monsters trully are. He'd be easily able to defeat both of them due to being a hero but there would be no reason for him to do so.
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>>18399777
Succubi make the best whores, though Vampires and Kejourous shouldn't be part of the Succubus family.
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>>18399774
They could always have him brought back from the dead, Anon.

Immolation is the only way to ruin their spoils.
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>>18399805
>Wisps
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Yan is the purest form of love.
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>>18399848
Insecure anons deserve yanderes.
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>>18399848
Yans are a meh love filled with insecurities and disbelief.
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>>18399848
Imagine being a teenage Anon in Zipangu
All the foxes who give you small bags of cute chocolate, older monster girls who hand you large fancy boxes, unpopular monsters who compensate by giving you special chocolates...
And of course that one Shirohebi who forces you to take the 10 pounds of chocolate she made especially for you only and then tells you to taste them in front of her while she hyperventilates and has a steamy breath.
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>>18399848
Obsession is better when it's mutual.
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>>18399868
The scariest yans are the ones that can disguise it.
You won’t know until it’s too late to escape.
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>>18399859
Insecure Anon with a Yandere sounds cute,.
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>>18399868
Those monsters are like beggars, they go with the first person that gives in. But that snek would be different, it doesn't work unless it's you and that's why the only right thing to do is to devour it or at least pretend to do so.
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>>18399886
Agree
>>18399887
Why would you want to escape?
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>>18399848
Imagine.
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>>18399868
>Akaname putting a piece of chocolate on her tongue, then shoves up right into Anon's mouth
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>>18399868
Anon, I'm going to give you another image.
The CC Kitsune from the local shrine kidnaps you, ties you to her bed and rides you hard until she breaks you into loving her.
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>>18399891
Depending on the level of insecurity that would be terrible. Who knows what reasons he could conjure up to explain the yan all over him.
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>>18399952
I hope it's not that bad. Just enough to give anon a little boost in confidence.
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>>18399922
Yes please.
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>>18399957
It would be extremely bad. They'd stay locked up in a room doing yan things all month long.
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>Acquire cow wife and chocolate syrup
>Cover wife's chest in syrup then lick it all up
>Take a long sip of milk from the tap without swallowing the syrup
>Mix the concoction in your mouth
>Feed it to your wife via surprise kiss
>???
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>>18399954
Ass could benefit from more definition.
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>>18399972
She looks like a landlady who charges suspiciously low rents to single Anons.
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>>18399978
wait for it...
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>>18399978
This pic reminds me of the girl that magically got stuck her bloomers on a jumping fence
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>>18399922
That sounds like a normal weekend with my waifu.
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Caramel manticores!
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>>18400015
>Manticore asking if you want to finish instantly or really slowly
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>>18399972
>"Eheheheheheheeee~ You know, all the other girls my age went and got married alreadyyyy~ All of them left poor Noriko behiiind~"
>"They were always like "Oh it's okay, Nori-chan's the inheritor of the shrine! She'll find a guy!" And then they snapped up all the hot eligible guys in the village! Nothing left for me..."
>"And then as if that wasn't bad enough, by the time the young boys had grown up, they were all focusing on the cute young girls and not "That old maid Noriko-san who lives in that down and out shrine" the little shits!"
>"But then youuuu showed up anon! And you were so nice to me! And now you're miiiine~ I don't care if you're just a teenager~ I've got you and your thick! fat! gaijin! cock! tied up heeeere in my bedroom~"
>"Ehehehehe~ it's miiine~ Mine to pump~ Mine to suck~ Mine to rape! Don't worry daaaarling~ You'll love me as much as I love you soooooon~ Just lay back and TAKE IT!"
>"These fat tits? This plump ass? This childbearing body? I'll use everything I have to get you addicted to meeeeee!~"
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>>18399954
Drafty.
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>>18400029
>Can't we just cuddle?
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>>18400029
>instant ejaculation
That'd be quite the feeling.
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Sultry slime girl in a bikini
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>>18400051
Oh she'll cuddle you alright anon. She'll make you her little spoon, lay your head on her breasts and stroke your hair while her tailpussy milks dozens of loads out of you.
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>>18400061
She thicc.
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>>18400015
Best manticore alt colours I've seen so far.
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>>18400030
I'm getting the next plane ticket out of there.
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>>18400030
How could I turn her down when that's exactly my fetish?
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Dom schedule dogs
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>>18400089
Cheeki breeki to you too
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>>18400089
You have a language that isn't in slavic hieroglyphics?
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>>18400030
She's in for a surprise when she finds out I'm a mofu slut
>rapes you until she's completely exhausted, believing she's gotten you totally addicted to her
>she unties you before noticing your cock is still raging hard
>you end up raping her for the rest of the night
>it's hard to tell who is more addicted to who after that, but judging from the way she's absentmindedly sucking your dick despite a belly packed full with cum, it might be her
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>>18400051
She'd take it as the slow option. Her tail will keep you on edge for hours and it's impossible to pull it off.
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>>18400051
Really slowly and with a face full of chest fluff. Got it.
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Remove named characters
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Shinkaisei-kan are cute. CUTE!
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>>18400173
That is a boat!
And an oni!
A Boni!
A Boni for boning!
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>>18400147
But why? They are pretty cute and have personalities.
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>>18400173
Yep
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>>18400079
That's kinda hard to do when you're tied to a bed with a fat fox ass on your face getting your dick slurped.

>>18400085
Well then she'll be one happy cake.

>>18400128
Mutual addiction is god tier.
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>>18400173
>the most popular Abyssals are getting less and less fanart
gg Kadokawa.
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>>18400201
She'll have to untie me sometime.
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>>18400221
That's where you're wrong, kiddo.
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>>18400202
What happened with them now?
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>>18400173
Now that's an abyssal I'd drink with.
>>18400202
Kadokawa really fucked up their cash cow with KanColle. It's big but it could have been even bigger, instead they sat on their asses, let the game stagnate and completely fucked up the anime.
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>>18400224
I'll get bedsores and the muscles I do have will deteriorate. There's also the needs for food and going to the bathroom.
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>>18400226
japanese conglomerates that suffocate or ignore anything good they might have stumbled into
>kadokawa
>bandai/namco
>konami
etc.
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>>18400103
No
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>>18400232
I think you're underestimating the power of yan.
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>>18400232
Shhhh, she'll take care of all your needs, anon. You won't have to even worry about existing anymore.
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>>18400247
It'll make me sad to be tied to the bed all day. So I'll ask nicely and when she does I'll bolt out of there as soon as I can.
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>>18400260
Anon, do you really think that's going to work on a crazed CC yandere?
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>>18399848
That better be saliva
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>>18400267
Will she risk making her husband sad?
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>>18400260
It won't make you sad because she is there with you. You love her and she loves you and everyone is happy.
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>>18400173
Monster girls with natural black nails have an unfair biological advantage.

>>18400268
>He doesn't want to taste a monster girl's love juice she produced while thinking about you all night
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>>18398492
I like em smelly
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>>18398492
I can't get an erection unless I can take huge gaping whiffs of a monster's smell.
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>>18400273
You're about to get drugged out of your mind, Anon. She won't let you be unhappy, but you're not getting away, either.
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>>18400273
You won't be sad once she's done making you love her.
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>>18398492
Come on https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJkcjp1AjUI
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>>18400302
I want to see crabgirl washing Chrome
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>>18400300
In that case i'll slurp all the filling while looking in her eyes.
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>>18400103
Yetis are slavic too
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>>18400260
Yanderes always find their loved ones. No matter how far they run away.
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Remember to be careful who you let your imotou hang out with.

Never know when your alice imotou may show up with her oppai loli cheshire friend and a larger chest to learn about some 'fun games' that cheshy knows involving you.
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>>18400335
If this doujin was accurate to the encyclopedia she'd just move in with the guy and cook/clean/other waifu stuff. Eventually the guy would be so pent up from not being able to masturbate while she passive-aggressively tries to seduce him that he'd have sex with her of his own will.
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>>18400345
He ran away from her once so she's gonna teach him a lesson.
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>>18400089
>>18400242
>>18400333
What the deal with Russia?
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>>18400345
But that means it would take too long to get to the porn part.
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>>18400355
They like MGE too.
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>>18400327
Choose very carefully the words you'll say once you're done slurping it up, because that will be part of the story of how she got married to you that she will tell all your daughters and granddaughters for decades to come.

>>18400345
She wasn't all that rapey, the dude was begging for it after popping a raging boner from just a kiss.
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>>18400345
He ran away several times and tried to get help from other women.
That's a cursin.
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>>18400342
But anon, I have a familiar imouto. I'd still play mario party with that cheshire if she wanted though.
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>>18400412
Even if she trys to get your familiar in on the 'fun'?
Also if she always picks Walwuigi?
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>>18400429
Yep. I can deal with a tricky loli and a slightly clingy sister no problem.
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>>18400424
>Nopan
Yes, gooooood.
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>>18400450
I dunno, this cheshire seems like the kind to want to sit in your lap along side your sister and keep the top buttons of her shirt undone to show off her chest.
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>>18400435
>Can I bite you?
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>>18400460
I don't think two lolis would fit on my lap so the Cheshire would have to fight to use me as a seat. Who knows, maybe if she won the first game I'd let her.
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>>18400481
Anon, do you realize what you've done!
The two will play hard so that they can be the one in your lap next!
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>>18400488
They would be so focused on battling each other to see who conquers my lap that they'd forget about me playing and that's when I take the win. Lolis are fun to play with.
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>>18400488
Nah, easy compromise.
Familiar gets the lap, Cheshire teleports onto your head.
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>>18400502
Pretty sneaky anon.

>>18400507
But then you have fat imotou ass in your lap and a boob-hat!
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>>18400512
They are 1000 years to young to beat me. My smug would be stronger than the cheshire's and my sister would have a huge pout. It would be too cute.
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>>18400424
>>18400435
>>18400519
>>18400527
I like monster hunter too, anon, but calm down.
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>>18400524
Whatever you say.
Just remember that if you beat them too hard that they'll be pulling you out to the pool in summer where their swimsuits are risque.
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>>18400473
Are we talking love bites or is that girl venomous?
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>>18400556
Paralysis poison. You gonna get squeezed.
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>>18400549
Anon please. You say that like I wouldn't take them to the beach during summer to relax and have some fun.
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>>18400512
>oppai loli boobhat
Perfection.
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>>18400568
But then cheshy asks you to put lotion on her and your sister while wearing a particularly skimpy bikini and your familiar's fat rear is exposed by a riding one-piece
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Would you sign it?
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>>18400564
That's a really shitty kind of poison. I can only see it working if she only paralyzes my lower body and when it wears off I get hit by X hours worth of orgasms or something.
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>>18400571
Yep.
Oppai lolis are magical creatures.
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>>18400577
>Anon must give me headpats and candy every day
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>>18400577
What's the worst thing that could happen?
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>>18400577
Depends, what's it say?
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>>18400578
Speak for yourself. Getting paralyzed and love-bitten all over sounds alright to me. The stuff only lasts a few seconds anyway.
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>>18400424
>>18400435
>>18400519
>>18400527
This isn't an imagedump thread.
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>>18400575
I don't see the problem with that. I'd have to untie the cheshire's top though so the string doesn't get in the way and my hands would have to go under my sister's swimsuit though.
I'd be done very quick due to their small size and then free to enjoy the sight of the beach and the wonderful ladies it has to offer.
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>>18400597
I dunno, it just evokes something akin to body horror for me. She can coil all she wants th-
>It only lasts a few seconds
Wait a second. That'd work well for tantric sex or orgasm denial. Hrm...
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>>18400611
Small size but big where it counts.
And just be sure to ignore when cheshy starts purring.
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>>18400619
>When cheshy starts purring
Oh no, that place is getting scratched until she starts to melt. It would be funny to see her getting lost in it and if the familiar wants it too I can play with her years for a while.
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>>18400596
>"Anon has to stay with me forever and play with me whenever I want to."
>"In exchange I will be a good girl and listen to everything he says."
Fair deal if you ask me, though the definition of "play" might warp over the years.
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>>18400643
To be fair, the definition of "good girl" would too. I'm sure it'd come to involve some very bad things.
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>>18400636
But anon, then you've got a cheshire purring up a storm and using her breasts as a pillow while your familiar is sitting there with a goofy look as you scratch her ears!

>>18400643
That it may but being a 'good girl' will change, and 'listening' will need to be change to 'obeying direct orders from anon' so that listening doesn't get changed.
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Would a automaton be alarmed that a magical man breaks into your house once a year and leaves unknown objects?
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>>18400652
And? I don't see the problem with that. Maybe I could keep it up until they feel asleep and I'd go have some fun while they dreamed. That would be pretty cute.
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Remember, fortune favors the bold.
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>>18400675
Anon no!
Don't grope the imotous!
You don't want to see that cat give you a smug, sleepy smile while you're feeling up her chest right?
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>>18400684
That man now has his entire lower body bones broken.
But he now has a faithful wife.
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>>18400684
that was the last time anybody seen that man
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>>18400695
What? I'm not talking about that kind of fun, I'm talking about playing beach ball with a bro and some monsters and swimming trying to avoid the mersharks and those damn dolphins.
It would be funny to see the cheshire being smug in her dream though.
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>>18400684
>moving her seal
That's a very, very brave man.
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>>18400704
>le ebin meme
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>>18400613
Yeah, generally paralysis in monster hunter lasts 5-10 seconds tops. Maybe she can keep it going longer if she bites you repeatedly or just doesn't remove her fangs.
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>>18400708
>"Nya-ha-ha-haha....Silly Anyan, can you resist my breasts?...Nya....."
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>>18400716
its an old meme but it checks out.
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>>18400732
No it doesn't. MAMONO MANA means she can be as rough as she wants without inflicting as much as a bruise.
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>>18400724
Cute, would not resist hugging my imouto's friend.
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>>18400765
But what if he wants her to?
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>>18400781
But what about your imotou!
She'd get jealous of the oppai cat getting hugged!
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>>18400783
What happened to her left horn?
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>>18400804
He kind of tried to kill her with a sniper rifle in the first chapter. She then regenerated and raped him through a floor in a later chapter.

RS come back and finish it I miss you
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>>18400785
Fine, both of them get a big hug from onii-chan. Then they can play as much as they want on the beach so we can enjoy the vacation and go home.
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>>18400824
Good man, play so hard that they sleep all the way home.
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>"Kiki, have you ever thought about having children?"
>your maid runs through the hundreds of fantasies she's had about carrying your daughters in her mind in a fraction of a second
>"Perhaps once or twice, Master. Why do you ask?"
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>>18400855
Old hag kikibreeki needs to stay away from the sonus.
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>>18400855
>your maid runs through the hundreds of fantasies she's had about carrying your daughters in her mind in a fraction of a second
;_;
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>>18400877
>tfw when you thought she was a bird but she was actually a velociraptor
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>>18400877
>>18400855
I want a tubby, old hag Kiki to impregnate!
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>>18400884
Clever girl.
>YFW you thought there was only one of the.

>>18400873
I wanna brush her hair and teeth then clean her face. Something is off here.
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>>18400879
>tfw never had a waifu dream
>tfw have repeatedly had daughteru dreams

I do not like this feel.
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http://touchfluffytail.org/?story=forced-freedom
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>>18400855
>"Just wondering, my personal opinion is that children are just awful they eat up your free time and money so they can be spiteful towards you later in life. I hope I never have any children."
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>>18400899
it happens as you get older
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>>18400913
Motherfucker I'm 22 and I hate kids. It makes no sense.
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>>18400899
If I had daughteru dreams I'd wake up ded inside because it wasn't real. I had 4 waifu ones yet but the last one has been a long time ago.
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>>18400879
I was gonna ask why their daughter looks like a clone of Miia with no resemblence to Kurusu, but then I remembered Miia looks exactly like her mom, so it could be a genetic thing
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>>18400926
We never do actually see Darling's eyes either, just those white circles ninety percent of the time.
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>>18400873
Someone get a towel.
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>>18400877
I want to see a kiki ss animated ova
animated by xebec
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Anyone remember that one manga about the earth getting blown up and the last human travels around the universe trying to find a gf?
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Welcome, dear visitor.
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>>18400879
At least post the important one anon.
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>>18400983
it hurts too much
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>>18400922
isnt that old for 4chan?
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>>18400994
Somebody who started posting at age 18 on 4chan when it started would be in their thirties now.
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>>18400994
>22
>Old
Get off my lawn you fucking kids.
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>>18400994
>22
>Old
Fuck off you probably don't even remember the original Game Boy or the Atari 2600.
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>>18400994
Listen here kid
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Bears are the best.
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>>18401061
da bears
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>>18401061
The most dangerous girl on the Mist Continent
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>>18401087
I could see myself waking up in bed with one without knowing how things got to that point.
Persuasion is scary.
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>>18401094
She'll just smile kindly at you and start rubbing your crotch through your PJs.

You are wearing your PJs, right?
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Touch the COW.
Do it NOW.
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>>18401156
I want her to tip me over and pin me under her armaments
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>>18401156
does she fire rhombuses at people?
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>>18401167
They're probably magic guns.
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>>18399417
What is this from
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>>18401174
like mami's?
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>>18401156
>Cow gunslinger
But the cow sorceress is already trying to get me to be her 'helpful protector'.
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I want to pour pure maple syrup all over Rata-chan's perfect hairless cunny and then eat her out!
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>>18401156
She became a Holstaur because of a secret need to breastfeed a child correct?
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>>18401218
Is that what the actual translation says?
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>>18401218
>Forces you to drink her milk from the tap at gunpoint.
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>>18401273
Lilims are LEWD!
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>>18401202
That would be a waste of high quality Winterstown maple syrup
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>>18401300
Not in my opinion!
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Friendly reminder to never eat out a Mad Hatter. Their pussy juice is a powerful hallucinogen!
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>>18398968
>Wandering Scholar
Fucking really?
I guess I would ask him why the hell he's hiding out at my place.
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>>18401061
Will anything happen if I bring to her a pot full of honey or this is the wrong bear?
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>>18401328
Reroll you dumbass.
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>>18400983
THIS PAIN
CEREA
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>>18401334
You'll get a lot of rape.
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>>18401238
>>18401218
Yeah, some Anon translated it. The Demon one is pretty hard to translate from what I've heard
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>>18401334
No, anon, you misunderstand. The bear IS the honeypot.
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If Arch Devils exist, I wonder how an Arch Demon looks like.
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>>18401288
IMAGINE
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>>18401433
Apex Onee-chans
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>>18401318
>wanting to marry an arrogant, uppity, haughty, pompous, priggish, prideful, patronizing,disdainful, condescending, swaggering, lofty, lordly, high and mighty, highfalutin, sniffy, snooty Wight
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>>18401446
she got a butt though
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>>18401446
pouty too
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Who’s ready to fall in love fuckbois? The dawn of the day of romance approaches.
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>>18401452
that is hard to argue against
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>>18401472
tity too
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>>18401469
But anon, I'm already head over heels for the three most beautiful girls in all of mge!
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>>18401476
im usually an assman unless the titties reach cerea levels.
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>>18401479
you are smart
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I want to round up a bunch of little loli Witches and toss them all in my personal prison for any who practice witchcraft!
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>>18401469
Fuck, could you imagine being a single male on MG Valentine's day?
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>>18401446
Go away Bollocks
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>>18401478
And those girls are...?
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>>18401493
He'll get something like this. [YOU] is far from being single though.
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>>18401493
I doubt it would be much different from being single on Valentine's Day in real life.
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>>18401500
My mice Anon.

https://i.imgur.com/oxV3PHP.png
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>>18401500
[TRUTH]
Anubis
White Horn
Griffon
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>>18401493
>>18401502
Not if you’re a follower of Eros. Cupids would be in full force pairing each and every one of those in the faith. Depending upon how high you are on the list, you may just wake up to find your perfect one and only next to you.
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>>18401185
If a Holstaur could pull guns out of her cleavage or lift up her skirt and make guns appear I'd propose to her on the spot.
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>>18401493
>the day after Valentine's birds start to pursuit anon through all the city, at the school,at the office and even at the bathroom
>all while chanting non-stop
>"Failure as human! Failure as Human!"
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>>18401469
I wonder how a Cupid would react to me giving her chocolates for Valentine’s Day?
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>>18401525
What is this a reference to? It feels vaguely familiar
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>>18401506
I was thinking some day of the rope type shit
A million cupids everywhere and men getting involuntary married left and right.
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>>18401506
>you wake up with an arrow in your ass and see this with in arrow in hers
wat do?
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>>18401532
>>18400684
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>>18401509
>Holstaur reaches into her cleavage
>Pulls out what is essentially a magitek rocket launcher from between her massive mammaries
>That night, that launcher isn't the only long and hard thing between her tits
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>>18401479
Cerea is love
Cerea is life
I want to marry
The Saberhorse wife
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>>18401532
We make tender love and enjoy Eros’ gift to each other. I always like the idea of an Ushi that was tame but super devoted with the seal on and a insatiable sex beast with it off. Just look at how adorable she looks!
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>>18401553
Would you, could you, suck her tits?
Would you, could you, fuck her slick (horsepussy)?
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>>18401552
>Dark matter launcher

What will the Gremlins think of next?
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>>18401528
does this rings you a bell now?


https://orig00.deviantart.net/5432/f/2014/296/b/1/moh_shuvuu__fan_art_commission__by_batusawa-d83xdim.png
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>>18401573
No. This confuses me further.
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>>18401553
>Saberhorse
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>>18401568
Yes, yes, yes and yes
I'll marry the horse and breed her plenty!
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>>18401579
Well, you're out of luck pal. happy valentines
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Waifus at the blood moon! What happens to your waifu at the blood moon?
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>>18401599
she can shoot incinerating moon beams
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>>18401552
I sure hope it goes that well, she's already captured my heart.
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>>18401581
>Me, an intellectual:
>Darknesshorse
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>>18401608
I like the cut of your jib.
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>>18401599
She gets chained up in the basement until morning.
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>>18401599
Vampires go on a frenzy. They'll bite their bloodbag until they almost pass out.
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>>18401581
The point is Cerea is perfect!
Darkness is fun too.
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>>18401616
That's a big lilim
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>>18398968
>Undine
Does the basement tap into an underground well or something?
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>>18399009
Maybe one day I'd like to turn my waifu into a shortstack to do this.
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>>18401622
For you
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>>18401619
They’re both amazing horses or templates for centaur personalities. A mix of both would be a great girl indeed.
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>>18401599
Non-stop passionate cuddlesex until one of loses consciousness.
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>>18401627
I don't get how the guy(s) spamming this shit havn't been dealt with yet. It adds nothing to the discussions and is obviously flagrant shitposting, yet nothing is done.
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>>18401640
Because /mgg/ bends over and takes it with no resistance.
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>18401616
Shit pic, but I would like to see younger girls imagining themselves as monstrous terrors. You usually see it with Kraken playing with toy boats, but more species could use the treatment too. Maybe something like a Wurm playing in the sandbox with her dolls and plowing down a sandcastle to meet her lover or maybe a Gremlin building a Lego Mindstorms mini automation.
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>>18401634
>Your noble Centaur bodyguard volunteers with a proud air to defend you from all evil
>But always seems to be getting into positions that leave her extremely exposed to you
>which would be no big deal if she didn't oscillate so quickly between "P-please don't look my lord!" and "Oh, but you've already seen! There's no use hiding now! You may as well take advantage of me! You should ravage me while you get the chance and plunge your hot manhood into my vulnerable weak spots~!"
>Sweet girl though
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>>18401509
>no Grenadier type Holstaur girl who keeps all her ammo in her cleavage
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>>18401654
The best girl!
https://pastebin.com/TtX3nc9M
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>>18401656
https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=61866068
This as a holstaur when
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>>18401646
I've been reporting as many as I can catch for the past few weeks but I haven't seen any improvement. Really frustrating stuff anon.
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Best snek. Prove me wrong.
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>>18401676
Ganbatte, anon.
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>>18401612
Whats a jib?
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>>18401688
I was going to make a shitpost about Ryus existing but nah, you can have this one. I just noticed the claws.
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>>18401708
>One's general appearance or personality, as in I don't like the cut of Ben's jib. In the 17th century the shape of the jib sail often identified a vessel's nationality, and hence whether it was hostile or friendly. The term was being used figuratively by the early 1800s, often to express like or dislike for someone.
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>>18401670
I'd be her tank crew. If the tank's a rocking, don't come a knocking
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>>18401688
The vanilla Lamia is better.
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>>18401736
Ya blew it
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>>18398968
>Flow Kelp
Did this house have a fucking laboratory? Or was she living off of the moisture alone?

Would wake her, she would probably be curious about what happened.
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>>18401783
The basement goes below the water table, don't worry about it.
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which do you prefer your waifu calling you?
Hubby
Husband
Darling
Dearest
otouto
Son
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>>18401801
Papa
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>>18401801
Beloved
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>>18399646
Men are better strategists than women?
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Live in your world, fuck in hers.
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>>18401801
Honey
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>>18401801
Dear. Plain and simple and loving.
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>>18401823
Who’s dream world would you rather live in? A Nightmare’s or a Phantom’s?
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>>18399502
He's right though.
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>>18401801
Wife calls me either Darling or Hubby depending on the mood, and one daughter calls me papa while the other calls me daddy.
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>>18401801
Honey, Love, or Papa if our daugheru is around.
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>>18399589
>>18399603
I'm don't just find men unattractive because they look like men. I find them unattractive because they think and act like men.
Alps only no longer look like men, so to my mind they're still 2/3rds gay.
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>>18401833
I don't know but if the dream last night is any indication, I've either got a very nerdy nightmare or a tanuki of some sort getting in my head.
I don't want to start another 40k army, brain!
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>>18401833
Nightmare.

Since that's actually a dream instead of the not dream shit Phantom is about.
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Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that not all girls belong in the gym.
Cheshires, for example have been known to cause....problems.
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>>18401801
Either Babe or Sunshine. She likes to tease me.
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>>18401801
Hubby or Darling.
The best for a cheshire.
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>>18401894
I bet they don’t re-rack before teleporting and just let the weights fall.
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>>18401912
They don't rack the weights, they teleport on bikes or equipment as soon as someone leaves for but a second, and then sneak into the mens room to take pictures.

Granted, the girls find that to be less of an issue but its pretty rough due to the rest.
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>>18401801
Princess
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>>18401723
>Ryus
>sneks
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Quit horsin around.
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>>18401833
I don't want to be trapped in a musical.
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>>18401833
Nightmare. That way I get actual dream material (that I come up with) rather than constant garish romantic dramas and the like. Sometimes I just want to snugglefuck in a house by the sea without a ton of background and drama, you know?
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>>18401929
No.
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>>18401801
musta
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>>18401930
It doesn’t have to be a musical. You could be in a regular play.
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>>18401862
Reminder that if you're in a bar and you see a Nightmare giving you this look: >>18401823 , it's already too late. No point in running or anything, she just needs to wait until you fall asleep.
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>>18401979
You seem to have forgotten that their number one weakness is confronting them outside of the dream world.
So basically just walk over there and slap her tits.
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>>18401979
>Insomniac
Either I'm safe or it's ten times worse as she takes it as denial play
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>>18401979
>>18401994
What if you’re already in a dream? You never went to the bar and instead went to bed. She just wanted to see what you acted like when you think no one is watching.

Would a nightmare be able to explain Inception to me?
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>>18401994
But then she's going to rape you harder in the dream!
Or have ludicrously large tits for you to slap around in the dream!
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Tiny mindflayers
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>>18401979
Why can't i just lucid dream?
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>>18401979
Joke's on her, I suffer from crippling insomnia.
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>>18402079
Don’t worry. She’ll send a weresheep hitma-I-mean-therapist.
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>>18402085
Double japed, now I get to cuddle a sheep and sleep.
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>>18402065
>But I only like big mindflayers with big full breI love tiny mindflayers!
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>>18402094
>>18402102
Simply epic
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>>18402065
I want a loli Night Gaunt.
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>>18402094
>>18402102
>big full breI love
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>>18402119
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>>18402120
I considered using a dash there between cutting off the end of "breasts" but decided to just go for it. Guess I shouldn't have.
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Reminder that gambling soul slips at the MGC casino lands you in the backroom where the auctions are.

Where the old rich Unicorns await.
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>>18402134
Do you think nightgaunts could give wing hug handjobs? Would that not be the comfiest handjob in existence?
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>>18402119
Nice try KDF
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>>18402163
"Eh? A box of chocolate sauce? For me?"
I wonder how canids would fare with chocolate, anyway.
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>>18402163
But canines can't eat chocolate!
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>>18402175
Same as garlic to vampires I'd imagine
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>>18402171
die.
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>>18402175
>>18402180
It's actually just a specific chemical in Chocolate that canids can't eat. You can get chocolate free of this chemical that's safe for dogs.
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>>18402203
Yes, but does it taste the same?
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>>18402213
I'unno.
>"B-but Anon, you know I can't eat chocolate..."
>"I can eat it? You got special chocolate just for me?"
>"I love you, Anon!"
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>>18402141
What if you go on a winning streak and walk away with millions?
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>>18402141
>Otohime owner gallops over
>"im glad you're enjoying your time here cousin, but my gambling advisory tanukis inform me that lying on the table and licking the cards is considered grounds for invalidating the game."
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>>18402175
>>18402180
>>18402203
Fun fact: Chocolate is significantly more harmful for cats than dogs.
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>>18402141
Might be hard to stay focused on the game with jabberwocks pink breath hazing your judgement.
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>>18402229
This is true.
I know because my pupper has eaten a pound of chocolate before and only had diarrhea the next day.
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>>18398968
I think I'm lucky
http://mgewiki.com/w/Ochimusha
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>>18402226
>Otohime
>galloping
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>>18402280
How else would you describe the motion of a sea horse? Undulating?
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>>18402280
They're sea horses aren't they?
Horses gallop.
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>>18402280
Damn that is one smug dragon
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>>18402175
>>18402180
Yes, I know, nobody listens to the Q&As.
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>>18402297
Fuck, forgot pic like a retard.
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If canine monstergirls can eat chocolate just fine then what else could my Kobolds and I use as a safeword?
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>>18398968
>Demon
I drop my flashlight, waking her up as I flee in the hopes that I can escape my inevitable rape.
Then after she has her way with me, my waifu kisses me on the cheek and thanks me for putting up with her kinky roleplays.
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>>18402219
>>18402306
next step is chocolate milkshakes
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>>18402319
Indirect kisses by sharing the same straw!
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>>18402322
d-dangerous!
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>>18402322
The straw isn't what you're supposed to be sharing.
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>>18402322
That's how you fluster that cute delinquent Hellhound who insisted on being rewarded with a date after she fought off those thugs who were going to rape you.
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I've just learned that female kangaroos have two uteri, meaning they can quite literally be pregnant forever.
Kangaroo girl when?
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>>18402331
>Out on a date with the Delinquent Hound
>You ask her what flavor of milshake she got
>"Ah, I got strawberry."
>You ask if you can try a sip.
>"Oh, sure, I guess."
>You pull her cup over and take a slurp from her straw, you say thanks and say it's really good
>She pulls the cup back
>She's about take a slurp from the straw herself but stops short
>She becomes noticeably flustered as she places the straw in her mouth
>The person at the other table behind her asks her to stop hitting him with her tail
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>>18402388
Meanwhile, just out of anon's sight, the other members of the Hellhound's gang are holding up signs.
Some of them are for her to read, some just say things like "You can do it Anego!"
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>>18402364
>Kangaroo girl when?
Now.
https://exhentai.org/g/973786/63e0ca2bc8/
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>>18402265
That's actually pretty close to a dangerous amount for an average sized dog so he got lucky
For the record, the same thing in chocolate that is poisonous to dogs and cats is poisonous to humans too, but we need to eat about 10 pounds in a day to start feeling it.
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>>18402424
Well, I know what I'm doing the day after tomorrow when all the Valentine boxes go on sale.
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>>18402442
Surprising your Tanuki with cheap candy that was 70% off? Everyone knows raccoons love a man who uses discounts.
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>>18402496
No dude, he clearly plans to snap up some cheap ingredients to make chocolate covered fruit with his alraune/troll waifu.
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>>18402496
But i want buy her the most expensive chocolate.
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>>18402280
>"I can't find the coin slot!"
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>>18402280
>best Sugar Momma comin' through!
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>>18402364
>Kangaroo girl when?
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>>18402409
This is too cute, I would love to be apart of a gang like that.
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>>18402583
>not calling people "cunt"
Unrealistic as fuck, do not want.
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What happens when you wake up only to find that your waifu and daughteru(s) have stripped you naked and tied you to the bed for whatever nefarious schemes they might have planned?
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>>18402364
AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE
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>>18402595
[AUTISTIC SCREECHING]
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>>18402595
It'd be a nice surprise! It'd be really heartwarming to watch my waifu teach out daughteru how to dom.
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>>18402595
Why can't it just be the waifu? Why does she have to being the kids into this?
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>>18402630
Because degenerates.
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>>18402630
Why not?
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>>18402595
"Honey, I want a divorce."
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>>18402630
gotta teach them about birds and bees somehow
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>>18402584
I hope you're ready for a bunch of delinquent girls to call you "Aniki" while helping their Anego be more confident with you.
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>>18402630
Homeschooled sex-ed.
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How would a Dark Mage punish you for messing with her potion of fertility and causing her to end up looking like pic related?
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>>18402630
It's a better way to teach them than letting them go out and rape some poor sap without any real knowledge or anything.
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>>18402714
You risk her putting it in the wrong hole and becoming a buttslut from a young age.
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>>18402640
>>18402649
>>18402656
>>18402714
It's just a lame pretext for daughteru dicking and you know it.
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>>18402724
Oh no!
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>>18402654
You misunderstood me anon. I don’t want their Anego who’s on a date. I want the rest of those girls! I’m gonna treat them to something special for Valentine’s Day!
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>>18402697
I don’t know how it got ‘messed up’, she looks pretty fertile as is.
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>>18402744
Don't break their anego's heart you monster.
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>>18402774
Wait... do they all want me? I’m confused.
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>>18402388
>>18402409
Someone write a story about these goofballs.
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>>18402807
They're cheering on their Anego you fool.
That Hellhound delinquent's had a crush on you since kindergarten.
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>>18402812
You’re the fool here. I’m not putting myself in the shoes of that other anon who’s on a date with their Anego. I’m putting my own spin on it as an admirer from the sidelines of the others devotion to their boss.
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Did anyone save the conversation we had about the Italian mice and their mafia a couple of threads back?
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>>18402697
>"If you apologize, I'll forgive you."
>she can't hear you say sorry because your smothered in her breast, and she knows it
>"Ara, what a stubborn boy. I suppose I'll have to punish you harder~"
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>>18399952
>Insecure anon develops a god complex because the only reason he can fathom this woman being so devoted to him is that without his knowledge he is actually the incarnation of God, descended into mortal flesh that cannot contain his divine memories.
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>>18402904
That sounds silly. How could anyone be intimidated by the Maus Mob?
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>>18402904
Here ya go, in case you'd like to screencap it or just save the thread for your own readin pleasure later https://warosu.org/jp/thread/S18368609 . Not that reading it would take long at all or anything.
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Miia commission

I want to teach Miia how to cook.
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>>18403046
Maybe anon was intimidated by their insane levels of sex appeal and maternal instincts? Or the thought that a single creampie could easily give a mouse triplets?
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>>18402213
Have you ever eaten white chocolate before?
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>>18402203
Also that chemical is called Theobromine which is only toxic at certain dosages, like an ounce per pound, dogs tend to weigh a lot less, hence chocolate being more toxic to dogs then to humans.
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Beware of bully succubi
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>>18403083
>Stuffing her bra
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>>18403056
funny nose
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>ywn engage in mutual haterape with a delinquent odoggo girl
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>>18402595
Oh shit, they are going to tickle me to death for eating their pudding aren't they? This is what you get for stealing a dragon's hoard, people.
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>>18403083
>that rape face

too bad it's just that manga, not lewds
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>>18403083
Succubully!
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>>18403083
Succubi are harmless.
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>>18403083
So, got a source? It any good?
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>>18403210
stupid anteater face ruined so many works
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>>18403251
But brought us such great laughter.
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>>18403251
There's no way this work could be ruined.
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>>18403083
>tfw no succubully gf
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>>18403328
Fue is an exception
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>>18403083
Would make a good dark elf high school gf.
Would prefer a tiny bit more loving though
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>>18403171
The manga is full of smug faces. Reminds me of that KC Wonderland doujin.
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>In South Korea, women give chocolate to men on February 14, and men give non-chocolate candy to women on March 14 (White Day). On April 14 (Black Day), those who did not receive anything on February 14 or March go to a Chinese-Korean restaurant to eat black noodles (자장면 jajangmyeon) and lament their 'single life'.
Would you go to a noodle restaurant on April 14 to pick up all those hopeless Kumihos?
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>>18403680
I feel out of the loop, what is this manga called? Image search didn't help.
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>>18403695
I'd love to go there and see the big, fat, cuddlecat who always teases me about being alone eating a big bowl.
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>>18403737
How are Korean cats? Is she a failed pop-idol?
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Your monsterfu thinks it's weird but she's happy to give it a shot to make you happy. What is it?

Couples D&D with the neighbors
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>>18403695
Fuck that noise. I’m from America and I’ll do the American thing; Buy $200 on reduced price chocolate the day after Valentine’s Day and a couple bottles of whiskey and drown my sorrows eating chocolate and watching entire The Lord of the Rings movie series (Hobbit movies included).
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>>18403758
>Hobbit movies included
Why would you do that to yourself?
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>>18403762
Because their not that bad and Martin Freeman is one of my all time favorite actors.
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>>18403751
More like former Pop Idol, she was a member of a group, did well but couldn't transfer into a solo career.
After that she settled into a standard job training other idols and burying her failed dreams in food and teasing folks. .
Would love to sit next to her and order some.
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>>18403709
Please don't bully me, Nagatoro-san
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>>18403762
They aren't bad movies, just filled with padding and a romance sub-plot that can be cut.
It should have been two movies at most.

Fucking hell, I enjoyed that Dwarf shield-wall though.
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>>18403769
Thanks a lot anon!
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>>18403765
They're only remotely watchable if you fast-forward past every scene he isn't in.

>>18403752
Go to a Sandworm Wrestling match.
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>>18403768
Don't hum the rhythm for her hit single "Nya nya, Love Nya!" or she will get very embarrassed and order another dessert.
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>>18403768
I wonder how she would react to me not even knowing who she is. Because I’m not into K(or J) Pop and wouldn’t recognize any of the older talent.
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>>18399972
Mofu
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>>18403789
Oh, I would, just to see that purple cat go pink as she gets another piece of pie.
She'd probably do some grumbling back while eating it too.
Maybe something about how I shouldn't be the one talking considering I'm getting black noodles too.


>>18403790
Just another dessert.
Its hard being an ex-Pop Idol.
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>>18403774
A steak dinner covered in feces isn't a good meal. The ~45% of the movie that was actually in the book was great but all the extra crap they forced in was just awful. Should have been 4-5 hours of screentime max.
It was like Pearl Harbor. Could have been a great movie if they cut the entire romance subplot.
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>>18403813
The first and second movie could've been partially merged and the latter half of the second should've been merged with the third.

Its decent but to be truly good it needs to cut a lot of added crap.
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>>18403752
Hero x Villainess roleplay
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>>18403808
You should invite her back to your apartment at the sole condition that she puts on her old idol uniform.
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>>18403862
That I would, especially if she does the old pose she used to do and pose in it!

Even if its too small for her and shows some unflattering parts of her physique!
I would unironically love to hear her sing though.
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>>18403781
It's drawn by 774 too. No wonder her smug faces look familiar.
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>>18403869
She's going to hide her face and sing in the most embarrassed tone ever. You better applaud with all your might when she is done, it's not ok to play with a cat's heart like that.
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>>18403768
>>18403808
>>18403862
>>18403869
>>18403884
Guys stop. I really don’t need a waifu right now.
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>>18403884
Would be funny seeing her tail go straight while she's hiding her face.

And you can bet I'd be clapping, possibly a bit too loud.
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>>18403855
>implying my waifu isn’t already an ex villain
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>>18403752
Introducing her to city building games
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>>18403752
Going to a renaissance fair with my Lich waifu.
>”Honey, you know I lived through the renaissance right?”
>”This isn’t how they jousted back then!”
>”Half of these people aren’t in the right period clothing to begin with.”
>”Please, I KNEW DaVinci, he never once said that!”
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Whats the quickest way to get kidnapped by a lonely vampire?

garlic and blood?
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>>18403965
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>>18403965
Elves.
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>>18403951
On this particular day you should just give her chocolate filled with your blood. She will reciprocate your passion tenfold.

>>18403970
There are smiles you want to protect, and then there are smiles you want to facefuck to oblivion.
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>>18403976
So i just declare my love to that lonely CC vampire in the castle hill?

after offering her the chocolate box of course
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>>18403986
She probably had her fair share of people who hate her for the sole reason that she is a Vampire come to her castle and attempt to end her life over the decades if not centuries. Having a man visit to confess and give her that kind of chocolate rather than try to murder her will make her fall in love on the spot.
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https://pastebin.com/mBpRYMpA
Alps are cute. CUTE. especially when they confess to you in shame.
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>>18404005
What if she snaps thinking its just another vampire hunter? do i stay there listening until she calms down?
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>>18404028
You listen to the long, angry and tired monologue she usually spews out at any intruder before dueling them. After that you convince her that you're not here to harm her.
Don't be scared when she throws her glass of wine and insults humanity, she practiced that bit a lot to really impress the visitors.
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>>18404068
Then i will hold her hand and offer her a wedding ring on the spot!
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>>18403894
No, you will take your Ex-idol cat and like it!
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>>18404086
I want an Ex-idol cat who eats sweets during the day and gets drunk at night to get over how she went from being a hot teenager superstar to being a chubby CC nobody.
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>>18404086
>Chubby ex-idol cheshire trembling and blushing as she poses

The cutest.
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>>18403789
>Triple Gooberry Sunrise scene, but with a depressed Cheshire and anon
Nice
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>>18404119
Just be sure to admire that cat ass and give her a shoulder to lean on while she's grumbling about how her career was fantastic but because she 'was only good in a group' she had to quit.
Also, expect some embarrassing secrets to come out about some modern singers due to her knowing them when they were idols.
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>>18404131
>Anon tries to convince ex-idol cat that her ass is the greatest in the universe
>She mumbles about how producers only care about honey legs these days
How do you clearly convey to her that her ass is a gift from the heavens that makes her better than all these popular idols on tv?
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>>18404146
Hey, she's got some legs, they're just sporting thick thighs.
And a good way is to give that ass a grope while she's getting a drink.
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>>18404131
I want to tease her by asking if she knows the lyrics to another group’s song, only to find out that she was either
>A)actually was part of that group but nobody remembers her since she was in the back
or
>B)she wrote the song but left the business before the studio produced it

Specifically, I’d like to see her perform https://youtube.com/watch?v=YEoCQwsVQlU
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>>18404161
You're just going to make her drink harder!
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A little birdy told me someone wrote a sandworm TF story many moons ago on /a/. Would anyone happen to have that story on hand?
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>>18404161
>A
Oh God, I'd die. I suppose the question is which if us would die harder because of the situation. Great chance for the cat to have her reversal there unless the question makes her chug her drink in depression rather than getting ticked off.
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>>18404156
Cat legs aren't even in the same league as fox legs.
>And a good way is to give that ass a grope while she's getting a drink.
Just a grope is not enough, you need to show pure obsession towards it.

>>18404161
Both of these scenarios would lead to her being so sad that she'd pour strong alcohol into a tub of ice-cream and eat it.
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>>18404192
>That
No wonder she's such a fat ass, and has such a fat ass.
Feeling it up while you tell her how magnificent it is and giving it a deep squeeze to punctuate your points is certainly a good way to go about it.
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>>18404011
Alps in the military are a clear violation of don't ask don't tell.
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>>18404181
>”Y-yah know anon? I know what you’re up too.”
>”Y-yeah. Don’t play numb. Imma full bread Cheshire from Wonderfuland! I know all the little tricks people play to fall in love”
>”You’re just bullying me on purposh so I’ll go home wif yoo! Well it ain’t gonna work! I’m gonna take YOU home and there’s nuttin you can do about it! Nya-ha-ha... nuttin... nya-ha-ha.”
>She falls face first into your your chest and hugs you close.
>You both teleport into an unbelievably girly pink bedroom
>She is now on top of you with a drunken loving smile
>”You made me feel bad. Now you have to make it up to me by making me feel good!”
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Wights are made for ___.
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>>18404249
Forcing into oral slavery.
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>>18404233
I will. Dammit I will!
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>>18404249
Piloting our floating necropolis while we purge the earth of the unclean
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>>18404249
Facesitting.
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>>18404245
Adorable cat, no stopping till she's purring.
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>>18404263
>Is this love?
Yeah yeah yeah!
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Buttsnake.
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>>18404284
Apophis' pull of the Lamiass thing the best.
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>>18404245
Goddammit. I now have a waifu.
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>>18404289
Agreed.
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>tfw no brown unicorn on V-Day

Even a Amazonian Unicorn would be fine.
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>>18404249
>Wights are made for ___
Loli x adult male romance
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How would your waifu react if she found you doing the laundry and holding one of her shirts up to your face?
How she feel if you weren’t smelling it, you just blew your nose into the shirt before throwing it into the wash?
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>>18404310
>coming "soon"
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>>18403171
>not lewds
You know it's made by the same guy who made Yupiel and Suzuka?
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>>18404310
I wonder what Amazonian centaurs are like? I bet they have a way to tie their husbands into place so they can eat them out, even while at full gallop. Think a straight version of that horsecock centaur bondage shit you see on /d/
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>>18404249
https://i.imgur.com/lNND7l4.jpg
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>>18404331
>I wonder what Amazonian centaurs are like?
Gorgeous, I’m sure.
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Marrying the head maid!
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>>18404375
The man who defends himself has a fool of a lawyer, so I’ll trust her. What’s the worst that could happen?
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>>18404375
I don't see how this aids me in my current legal predicament
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>>18404363
That's not right, anon. The head maid is supposed to look more stern and businesslike. Her hair needs to be up and she needs to be wearing glasses. She also needs a much more conservative dress.
She only shows her tender side to her master, and the rest of the world remains ignorant of its existence.
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It's valentines day anon!

How would you and your waifu celebrate?
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>>18404402
by sleeping on heart shaped pillows
dormouse are olev
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>>18404383
Seeing a head maid be cold and stern like that to the other maids then slowly smile and let her hair down when she’s alone with you in your master bedroom would drive me wild. I’d be suave as i can taking off her glasses and nibbling her neck as I disrobe her.
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>>18404402
Chocolate covered waifu
She's a Sandworm
Nothing could possibly go wrong
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>>18404402
Cuddling in bed all day while feeding each other strawberries dipped in honey, watching comfy movies, and wearing gratuitous amounts of frilly red and/or pink latex.
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>>18404431
Strawberries don't go with honey you weirdo
Unless she's a bee but that doesn't count
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>>18404428
How do you keep the sand off of your chocolate-covered waifu? After all, it's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.
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>>18404442
Considering my sexual tastes anon, would it be that weird to think my food tastes would be odd as well? Strawberries with a little bit of honey are great, especially with some nice vanilla yogurt too.
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>>18404431
You are a sissy faggot KDF.
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>>18404444
I'd assume she would just cover her mini body with chocolate but that's problematic in itself. I can't imagine chocolate setting well on a mucus covered non-Newtonian wife.
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>>18404338
Lewd
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>>18404466
I'm only half a faggot anon, get it right.
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>>18404402
Looking up various dank memes on the internet then cuddling in bed.
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>>18404493
>then
>not and
baka desu senpai
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>>18404510
We have our priorities straight. One after the other.
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>>18404402
She'd feed me melted chocolate with her mouth and we'd do some heavy loving in the morning. During the afternoon we'd go out on a date and we'd finish the night with a romantic dinner, a movie and then some more baby making sex until the next day. I'm sure she'd want to "polish" me a lot during the entire day.
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>>18404402
A nice dinner, a movie, and working on another daughteru.
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>>18404402
https://exhentai.org/s/c5e06df33d/1183883-36
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>>18404479
Lewd Wights are the best Wights, can't wait till it's coloured.
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>>18404537
>Colored
My boner is ready.
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>Care to join me?
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Sneks.
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>>18404402
Copious amounts of recreational drug usage and not leaving the bed until the 15th anon! Would also involve our two daughters and let them be a bit greedier then they are usually allowed to be!
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>>18404626
>let them be a bit greedier then they are usually allowed to be!
In what way anon?
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>>18404643
Let them try out some of the aphrodisiacs and other special potions that are usually just reserved for me and the wife!
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Bubblecum bubblecum in a dish
How many Houri do you wish?

just 2 for me.
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>>18404653
I want a cupid.
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>>18404651
Would you let them suck on their mama’s big juicy tits while you pound her thick ex-thief ass?
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>>18404651
What would be your favorite potion to use with them? What would be their favorite to use on you?
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>>18404657
Anon, a Cupid would be spilling her spaghetti all over the place on Valentine’s Day. Can you imagine how embarrassed she’d be when she just freezes up right in front of you after telling you she has something to tell you?
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>>18404607
Loving sneks are great and >>18398471 is another great example of a good sexy serpent.
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>>18404659
Yes anon. It'd only make her extra-sensitive and she'd quickly ahegao right in front of her two little girls, which would only encourage them to grope and suck on her tits even harder!
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>>18404669
I just realized that Cupids are a type of Gun-dere
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>>18404245
Whoa. It's not often I come across a Cheshire I actually like. Good job.
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>>18404668
Wife has a fetish for Momdom so her's would be some age altering one. The large mouse/Dellu would probably just use the most potent aphrodisiac on me she can so she could milk as much out of me as possible, while the dormouse would want me to drink weresheep essence so she can toy with me while I'd be too tired to resist. As my favorite option to use on them, I'd probably be the same as Dellu and just want to see them squirm and use the strongest stuff we have on them.
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>>18404691
>Wife has a fetish for Momdom
Truly patrician. I'm not much for age transformation potions but momdom from my waifu would be top tier.
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>>18404402
I foresee a lot of biting. Me getting bitten. By my wife's teeth. Also maybe some kind of chocolate goo trick.
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>>18404669
If she takes too long I'll end up confessing my love for her instead. She won't even need and arrow for me because I'd be completely lovestruck.
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>>18404676
>they both cum from sucking on her tits and gulp and suck at them harder
>she cums from both of their sucking as well as from you ravaging her rumpside
>you cum from the lewdness of it all, which only spurs the whole thing on
Your lucky wife is gonna be a drooling, orgasm-wracked mess in no time flat, and then the girls will want a turn!
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>>18404703
Thanks anon, and that's ok. I just love potions in the mge verse cause they'd tend to have no side effects or cause unwarranted damage like drugs in real life, and don't require a needle or some sketchy way of taking them.
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>>18404718
Yeah, monstergirls would make a lot of stuff like that really comfy and convenient.
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>>18404705
What happens when a Gazer bites you?
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>>18404737
You feel love happening.
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I want to tell my centaur knight that its time to Retake Constantinople!
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>>18404713
They'd each get a turn and experience just as much joy as their mom. Though she'd make sure to get revenge later and turn me into an even bigger sloppier drooling mess right in front of our kids, letting them tease and play with me while she makes sure I'm the one who gets fucked completely silly.
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>>18404402
Dinner and sex.
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>>18404431
Why? What made you the way that you are?
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>>18404596
>boi
no.
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>>18404767
you blew it.
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>>18404764
Loneliness can damage the heart pretty bad.
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>>18404764
>Why?
Why not? Why keep singling me out?

>What made you the way that you are?
Plenty of things anon,but I'm not going to get into that now.
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>>18404749
I want to take my Centaur Knight’s breastplate off and get that first whiff of her sweaty humongous tits, leaving her extremely embarrassed
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>>18404767
You failed us anon.
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Scyllas are the cutest.
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>>18404764
Isn't KDF a legitimate autistic?
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>>18404778
>Muh proud, knightly heritage

She's probably part dairy breed..
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>>18404402
About to go to sleep after working all night, so just a full day of sleeping in Miia's coils.

When waking up I would make us a nice dinner.

Going out would be nice, but I would want to wait and do it on a day that's not valentines day. Going out on the day is busy, and just too much of a pain. It's better to just focus on each other all the time .
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>>18404431
Sounds comfy.
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>>18404792
Not officially diagnosed anon, though it's quite probable and it definitely runs in my family.
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>>18404795
She is, and I’d tease her immensely for it. I’d call her a ‘noble sow’ and constantly remind her how her big chest is what people first notice about her. Then I’d slap her tits and continue taking off her armor like a ‘good’ squire.
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>>18404808
Squire?
More like an impudent brute!

She's going to have you doing long, hard chores for her as punishment!
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>>18404817
Eh, I’d dodge a kick from her and set about my duties. Not my fault her bosom is so big it bursts bodices. Though if she ever wants those things to be truly soothed and massaged, she need but ask. I may even get a free drink out of it it seems!
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>>18404485
>>18404807
This explains so much.
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Leave KDF alone.
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>>18404828
She wouldn't kick but a slap would be more appropriate.

And she only bursts those bodices because of the shoddy craftsmanship and not because her chest is too big and getting bigger.
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>>18404846
Doesn’t she know a man would go to legendary lengths to simply rest his head against those prodigious pillows? Surely those big-and-getting-bigger brabusters deserve some extra attention, hm? Surely she doesn’t think I haven’t noticed her mashing and rubbing them herself secretly during her ‘private time’?
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>>18404792
Obsession and autism aren't necessarily the same thing.
They're in the vicinity of eachother but with autism comes a specific telltale kind of social impairment that's not very difficult to notice.
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>>18404872
Mayhaps she does but she still has many years to go before she settles down and takes a husband.
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>>18404874
>a specific telltale kind of social impairment that's not very difficult to notice.
Yes, I'm pretty sure I have that anon.
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Best undead coming through.
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>>18404892
Is that what she thinks, hmm?
I’m gonna convince her she can have such pleasures much sooner with someone much closer than she thinks!
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>>18404943
Of course, what do you think her mother and her mother before her did?
She must earn some battlefield accolades before she finally settles down.
That or retire when her chest is too large for combat.
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>>18404948
>a year later and her breasts are truly frightening things to behold
>her armor has to be custom made with unique materials just to get over them
>she’s almost constantly flush with embarrassment and timidly trying to hide how horny they make her just from regular jostling around
It is at this time I would reach my limit. I’m going to proactively deflower that milky maiden and show her the pleasure of having her tits worshipped proper!
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>>18404402
Probably go out on a nice date together out in the city, maybe go for a nice walk through the gardens. Then go home for a long night of cuddles, confessions of love, and lovemaking.
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>>18404975
But she's a proud knight!
She can't be doing such improper things, even if she could supplement the army's rations with milk.
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>>18404987
She can be a proud knight and a proud supplier of the entire castle’s milk supply.
>sit on her back and reach around to milk her monster jugs into bucket after bucket
>no matter how many she fills it still keeps coming
>Whisper in her ear what a fine dairy breed she is, and tell her she’s mastering the dairy, now she just needs the ‘breed’
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Butter-T does it again.
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>>18404995
Anon please!
She'd buck you off, clothe herself and head back to her tent in a huff to milk herself while biting her lip.

She's still got to serve and being deflowered before marriage would bring shame to her family!
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>>18404995
>forcing a tittymonstergirl to be a milkcow on the rack
Excellent taste.
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>>18404784
Something about scyllas with thick tentacles makes them look untrustworthy to me. That one in particular looks like the type who is a delinquent at heart but can't bother actually breaking the rules.
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>>18405002
Cute pigs!
Would make my personal horde!

>>18405007
Not him but its especially nice with proud girls who either remain proud while you milk them or start to break and become your personal milking toy.
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>>18404382
If nothing else you have a get out of jail free card.
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>>18405007
It’s one of life’s great joys.
>>18405006
Stubborn as an ass I see. But no matter. I’d persist daily in showing her the wonders of being a shameful overproducing cow and even, if need be, tell her that Ill do what it takes to make it happen... even marry her myself.
Deep down, I know she loves the shame and freedom of not having to be so stuffy and proper.
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>>18404383
>>18404420
This is a great head maid.
I would also like her to be all professional in bed from time to time
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>>18404910
Best dragon too, possibly best onee-chan as well.
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>>18405015
Exactly.
>spoiler
Now that is the stuff right there. Watching them slowly drift further into glazed over eyes, dopey smiles and even mooing on command
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>>18405034
Be careful anon, keep that up and when she returns with you from a campaign, she may send an invite for you to meet her in her personal quarters only so you can see her dressed up in some lacey negligee and 'bound' to her bed with white ribbons, massive milkers bare and ready for you.
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>Best dragon
That's where you're wrong, kiddo.
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>>18404910
But that's not a wight or a lich.
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>>18405043
That it is, especially if they were proud warriors you defeated in combat and put into this life via right of conquest.
Barring them already being married of course.
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>>18405040
>”I’m afraid we are limited on time today, Master. You’ve a busy day ahead and must be on your way soon. However, it is my duty and privilege to provide you proper relief befitting one of your stature.”
>snaps a long glove on her hand
>”Now, we shall start with a handjob. Do not concern yourself with my glasses, I shall wear your cumshot as a badge of pride.”
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>>18405057
The ! noise from MGS of course.
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>>18405057
"BWERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!"
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>>18405046
Oh, that beautiful creature is getting emptied from one end and very filled in the other. I hope she’s ready for the first night of the rest of her life.
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>>18405069
Don't stop til she has twins or looks it.
Pregnancy is going to be hell on her bust.
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>>18405058
Seeing their pride turn into slovenly desperation would be fantastic. Imagine how their former warband would react seeing them wearing a collar and dutifully mooing while releasing milk over a bucket as their conquered takes them from behind.
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Gonna marry the eel!
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>>18405073
Naturally.
She’d have to accept armor just can’t be made in such size anymore. And that the front of her shirts would never go unstained from constant flow again.
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>>18405002
That’s why she’s da boss!!!
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>>18405002
>that delicious brown high orc
>all those off profile cuties in the background
Butter's pretty hit or miss but when it's a hit he knocks it out of the park.
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>>18405090
But she's all slimy and slippery!
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>>18405085
I imagine it would be a bit demoralizing for them.
A bunch of P'Orcs seeing the big, muscled boss sporting a near ahego with heart pupils, tremendous tits, and the guy the defeated her filling her with seed would be terrifying.

And you could do that with salamander swordmasters, kunoichi clan heads, centaur knights, or evlen captains.
Introducing a new girl to her fellow harem-mates may shake them a bit too, especially if they spy a rival who'd disappeared.
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>>18405096
Yep, she'd have to finally 'retire' to a life as a noble, along with maybe keeping the front of her shirt unbuttoned a bit so you can see that barely contained cleavage.
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How would you get fired up to fight monsters?
Following that, how would you get fired up to fuck them?
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>>18405090

Good choice
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>>18405125
Because I want to adventure and also because, if you get good enough, you can claim right of conquest on high-tier girls.
As for the latter question, baby-making
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>Hakutaku and lich team up in hunger for knowledge
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>>18405125
Put on some fighty-rock music, strike a pose with a sword, and goad the monster into attacking so I can counter
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>>18405110
>one of each of those on the line as well as a Wight dreadlord producing ghostmilk
>take newly captured (and newly monsterized) lesser succubus Paladin in to meet her new harem-mates
>they all look up with rapturous smiles as magic machines pump their breasts and tease their womanhood
>”Ahhn! Welcome home master~!!!”
>”Pick me first master, I’ve made so much for you!”
>”Me, me Master! I-I’ll moo for you like you love so much! M-moo!!”
>”Master, if your new wife needs pointers, l-let me teach her by showing her how to ride you best!”
>lesser Succ is horrified... and aroused
Ah, the life.
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>>18405157
Yep, would come back and bed each of those girls one on one before a group dinner and welcoming the new girl into the group.
A big tittied, extra milky harem of ex-warriors would be nice.
Going to have a few daughterus around doing cute things too if it kills me.
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>>18405140
I want to see her shoot lazers from that third eye.
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>>18405002
If you wish to date one of the P'Orc do you have to ask permission from the High Orc boss?
I want to make that white haired P'Orc into a woman.
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>>18405157
Wight-chan what does ghostmilk taste like?
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>>18405188
I mean you could just let yourself become the tribe's man anon.
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>>18405195
Probably lighter and slightly sweet.
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>>18405174
>Group dinner with all the wives
>all happily talking having cooled from their stupor in the milking room, sharing the bountiful feast
>huge heavy pair of breasts after hugeness heavy pair of breasts pressing against the table down the way
>until it comes to the new girl, who thought she was big but is laughably small in comparison and making a pouty face in noticing it
>Suddenly a Kunoichi and Salamander daughter each pull on her sleeve
>”Hey miss, did something happen to your chest? How come it’s so small?”
>Lesser Succ pouts even more as the other wives “Awwww!” in knowing pity and light teasing
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>>18405176
I had this idea that she could "pull" the knowledge out as physical energy, and it would flow into her eye.
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>>18405195
>”Fufufu~ airy and sweet, like a fancy foam cream, and always chilled to perfection~”
It’s a point of pride. Each girls’ milk is different!
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>Eros Police! Is there a love emergency?!
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VaEdKwXJhM
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>>18405207
Exactly! Although the oldest/biggest members would probably have to rest their breasts on the table so they're comfy.

And those rambuncious daughterus are getting spoiled by daddy after his latest raid and victory!
Training, story time, and fun will be had!

And the Muscled spider matron would probably tell the lesser succubus not to worry about her bust.
>"Just give it time and enjoy the feasts, Hubby will make sure you're happy and right."
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>>18405057
Do not taze an Automaton. This will make her core shut down and she'll switch into her demonic energy reserves.

She needs lots of spirit energy to restart the core so prepare your pelvis.
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>>18405229
I wonder what eros paladin would be if he didn't chose to become a paladin
Romantic novelist?
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>>18405254
FItness trainer and motivational speaker
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>>18400970
It's something by dowman seiman
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>>18405243
>>18405207
>Gigantic pervert
>masterful warrior
>Loving father

An odd combination right there.
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Teaching loli MGs how to make out of Valentine's Day!
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>>18405243
A splendid home. The daughters would be infatuated by the new treasures daddy brought home. The bustiest/oldest wives would swoon and sigh, not realizing their breasts are pushing over goblets and food on the table.
And though the girls are sweet and welcoming to newcomers, would they haze the new girl by snatching her away late at night to forcefeed her their milk in the barn?
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>>18405286
Do everything to the fullest, that’s the fantasy.
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>>18405290
Making out with a loli wight while she stands on a stool!
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>>18405295
Yep, it would be fantastic.
And while daddy's showing them treasures, they'd want to show him the new books they read, the new sword moves they learned, new spells their practicing or the drawings they've made.

A few stains on the table are worth that, right?

And that's only if the new girl is hesitant or growing fast enough, THEN they introduce her to the 'bounty of their husband's favoritism'.
A dangerous trial as many of them are....quite large
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>>18405290
>>18405300
Where do your hands go when you make out with a loli?
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>>18405104
And that's good.
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>>18405297
Exactly

>>18405319
Hips or fat loli ass
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>>18405319
On her cheeks!
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>>18405319
One hand across her back for holding her close and making her feel safe, the other wandering all over from her flat chest to her round little butt to her puffy hairless pussy.
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>>18405318
>new girl goes from mild to megamilk to Matsu-sensei tier in mere months
Now I know why the dinners are so big. Gotta feed those funbags!
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>>18405290
>Loli monster girl hands you a bag of handmade chocolates
>They're misshapen hearts but they taste great
>You ask her if she wants to play a chocolate game
>She replies with an enthusiastic yes
>You tell her to open her mouth and you put a piece of chocolate in it
>You then pull her into an intense french kiss
>Both of your tongues work together to melt the chocolate
>Not even a minute after you're done with the first piece she puts another one in her mouth and begs to play again
>She is a kiss slut in the making
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>>18405344
Exactly.
Gotta feed the funbags and any daugtherus they may be carrying at the time.

I mean, the H'Orc warlord may be an exception but that's how it works for the rest of them.

And they'd probably spend all the days with their husband for days upon weeks until he needs to go out and pillage again.
They'd probably be surprised if he brought anyone back as its only champions that catch his eye, meaning that each and everyone of them was, and may still be, a fantastic warrior or mage to have been taken by him.

No one would be bigger by the first girl though, whomever she may be.
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She wants the H.
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>>18404402
Garlic lunch and hot wine with my vampire!
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>>18405366
Pat the shark!
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>>18405322
Damn those sneaky monsters guiding men's faces to their huge breasts! Well I won't be fooled!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zp78kGMYTI8

We should have stories about relaxing at the bar
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>>18405377
I see a Wendi
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Do minotaurs like puzzles?
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>>18405357
>night before husband heads out to pillage
>it’s a big fluffy pile of busty wives smothering him and fawning over him and begging him to stay a little longer and leaving kissmarks all over his body
>ends with him passionately fucking them one by one while the others make out with him, his neck, each other, each other’s tits, in a surprisingly heartfelt and romantic orgy

As for the firstwife, she’d truly be tremendous. The new girl would balk when she first saw her, pregnant and happily wobbling down the hall.
I can’t help but think she’d be either a battle cattle or a dragon.
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>>18405382
Probably.
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>>18405377
Only if the usual is an uncaring handjob
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>>18405375
You better never go to Zipangu then. An eel would spot a cute gaijin like you from a mile away and setup slime at the perfect spots to make sure you fall right into her cleavage and can't get up on your own.
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>have mindflayer wife

>we're relaxing on the couch

>she's reading a book

>i'm wrapped around her as a squid

>have a terrible idea form to not be bored

>start silently whispering and shake ever so slightly

>mindflayer wife looks down at me and knows where this would be heading

>she puts down her book and start heading towards the stairs to the bedroom

>each moment that passes, I get louder and shake more

>she lets out slight moans and tells me to hold on a bit

>as she finally reaches the stairs, she finally realizes what i've been whispering

>her eyes open wide in shock and terror

>she begs for me not to do what i'm thinking of

>too late for that

>start shaking violently, assaulting her pussy and making her squeal

>she clamps down on me and holds her legs together as her juices torrent out of her besieged snatch

>she desperately tries to pull me off, but to no avail for I am locked down TIGHT

>her legs soon give way and she falls into the puddle of her own pussy juice

>she's crying out in ecstasy and yet begging for me to stop

>I only increase the volume of my voice and my ultraviolent barrage on her soaked hole

>her orgasm turns to two, then five, then ten

>she's a blubbering mess

>tears and drool line her face as she both sobs and cries in pleasure

>the carpet in ruined from how soaked it became

>she can't even speak anymore, all she does is moan in desperation for me to finally give her peace

>these pleads are merely drowned out by my booming voice shaking the house

YOU'RE A KID NOW, YOU'RE A SQUID NOW, YOU'RE A KID NOW, YOU'RE A SQUID NOW, YOU'RE A KID NOW, YOU'RE A SQUID NOW

>after a couple hours pass of this violent sexual trainwreck, I finally let go and turn back to my human form

>my mindflayer wife is laying there, twitching and convulsing

>her eyes are rolled back, her tongue is lolling out, she only makes silent moans

>her snatch is raw, red, and soaked. Each twitch just spurts more juice out

>I look over my grand masterpiece and blast her face with a thick glob of my homemade white ink and sit down to play some Splatoon

>needless to say, it took a while for her to eventually forgive me
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>>18405384
Indeed, that and kissing all the daughterus goodbye and promising to be back soon.

And who knows, she could even be a dark mage or even a snek with tits that big!
But yes, she'd definitely need that enchanted brassier he found her to help her move about without issue
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Do you rub a vampire 'wings' when they are in cape form or in wing form? for maximum pleasure and cuddling i mean
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>>18405397
>double spacing greentexts
Why?
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>>18405397
Did you seriously have to press enter twice every time
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>>18405397
Newfag go home.
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>>18404402
Spicy chocolate with my Atlach-Nacha waifu.
I'll also keep telling her how much I love her until she can't take it anymore and rapes me.
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>>18405394
I could easily jump over all of those slime trails and skillfully avoid her breasts. HA! There is no way this could go horribly wrong for me. Lets she her "ara ara" her way out of that!
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>>18405319
There's a lot of places where a hand could situlationally go.

A hand on her cheek or a fingertip under her chin.
On her back or sides.
Petting her ears if she's an anubis or a fox.
Hips, butt or upper thighs.
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