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Is Yukari an eldritch abomination?
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>>19373471
Deja vu
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I've just been in this place before
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>>19373471
I hope so!
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>>19373471
Yes. Shes a danger to the human population inside and outside Gensokyo. She needs to be exterminated before she exterminates us. We can't trust that backstabbing shrine maiden to protect us anymore.
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Yukari is the eldritch being Yog-Sothoth, any sort of plotting against her is meaningless so don't even try. It may work out for you in the short term but she'll always get what she wants in the longer term.
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>>19375212
Explain the lunarian invasion then.
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>>19373471
She's as old and ugly as one, so she must be.
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>>19373471
Yukari is gross, period.
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>>19373550
Higher on the street, and I know it's my time to go.
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>>19376656
*Yukari is on her period, gross.
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>>19375225
The first, second, or third?

The first was intended to get the super-violent youkai who couldn't live in Gensokyo with humans killed most likely, as the fact that Eirin's trap closed the portal early and Yukari wasn't killed/captured/sealed/power-reduced in this war (the other youkai were 'crushed by advanced weaponry' and killed) means she likely didn't even enter herself.

If you read FS you see most ancient youkai from the scrolls are REEEEE violence machines, and most youkai present today are not, so something happened there.

The purpose of the second was entirely to mentally scar Eirin so now she has an eternal heavenly knowledge god as a personal fear engine, as explained in third person omniscient here https://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Cage_in_Lunatic_Runagate/Last_Chapter

The third (LoLK), Yukari didn't do anything at all but was still very happy in the end because the Lunar Capital orb is in Gensokyo now, which she calls precious and leaves with Marisa in Marisa's no-miss ending.

Yukari wins every moon-related conflict even if she doesn't participate, and has never been harmed (unlike Kasen who lost an arm being an idiot)

I hope this clears things up :^)
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Where does Yukari gap her used tampons and menstrual pads to, /jp/?
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>>19377501
Yukari has been in menopause for the last millennium, so she doesn't use those.
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>>19377461
You haven't the slightest bit of a clue what Kaden lost that arm to, the Timaru in LOLK is the warning of an alt universe approaching incursion on your grimtarded version, and Erin is always a panicked wreck anyway. Now finish your hamburgers wallaby Wilson.
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>>19373471
Yes. She's pretty much just Nyarlathotep but with more of a goal.
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>>19373855
t. moralfag
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nice headcanons guys
sorry but yukari has been outranked in power for many years now
it isn't 2008 anymore
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>>19378157

Ibaraki-douji, which she is based on, lost it because he attacked some humans and got rekt, in one version by Watanabe no Tsuna.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ibaraki-d%C5%8Dji#Watanabe_no_Tsuna

Eirin was never a panicked wreck before SSiB/CiLR, she's pretty calm in the IN dialogue.

After though, she literally built a Yukari detector. Yukari used the detector to trick more people, namely Reimu.

Also, what do mean Timaru and grimtarded? Also, if you read, it directly says Eirin was deeply scarred by Yukari there.
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>>19373471
Yes
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>>19380424
He's right though. There is no reason, as a human, not to want Yukari dead.
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>>19384239
But what if they wanted to fug Yukari
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>>19375212
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>>19384534
Then they are stupid, and you deserve whatever horrible fate is going to await them.
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>>19380486
Imagine Tim Allen as Yukari and Wilson as Rinnosuke, and suddenly everything is ridiculous.
Off-screen voice of Homer=Reimu
Tom Hanks=Seija
Nicolas Cage=Cameo ghostrider
Shia Lebouf=Cirno
Tommy Lee Jones=Mamizou
Ryan Reynolds = Mima
>Ect.
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>>19384239

Without Yukari, no Gensokyo or Reimu with powers. The Earth would've been destroyed by Lunarians in 2015.
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>>19384934
>The Earth would've been destroyed by Lunarians in 2015.
It's quite likely that would have never happened without Gensokyo existing. Or the outside world might have been able to solve the problem.
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>>19385137
*It's quite likely that incident would have never happened if Gensokyo didn't exist.
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>>19384934
I want to see a Lunarian dodging a danmaku going at 800 meters per second.
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>>19385888
Yes. Plus, i imagine any other deities still worshiped on earth would probably stop them. I don't think YHVH is just going to sit around while everybody on earth is destroyed.
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>>19377461
JUST AS PLANNED
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>>19388565
Name?
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>>19388565
You would think so but the fifth chapter of CiLR gave a "hypothetical" situation of a young youkai that doesn't know any better.
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>>19386713
>YHVH
He'll protect maybe America and Europe at most, for all he's concerned about Japan can go straight to hell.
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>>19392515
Also a decent portion of Africa. Some groups in Asia. And Australia.

Basically, enough people would survive that humanity would be able to pretty quickly squash the lunarians afterwards.
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>>19392655
>Australia
That's Satan's doing.
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>>19373471
Yeah but I'd still put it in her saggy vag
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>>19392952
Probably. Either way, they'll still be a big help when it's time to crush the lunarians.
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>>19393280
true
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>>19400814
*slurp
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>>19373471
Yukari has THREE(+) threads!
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My little eldritch abomination can't be this cute!
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>>19390173
of the god? tzeentch
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>>19404555
Shed more than likely be slanesh
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>>19404615
>god/dess of pain and excess
I have my doubts about that one
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>>19404555
Right.
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Purely because you make her out to be.
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>>19408921
K
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This thread is pointless
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>>19423076
You’re pointless
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>>19390495

The truth is severely bent here, obviously the Lunarians aren't just going to let Yukari leave unharmed or even more powerful than before if they actually trapped her.

They're not smart but they're also not "Crush everyone with advanced weaponry but don't harm the one who started the war and can easily start another one at any point" dumb.
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>>19380464
yukari is #1 could solo featherine and beatrice
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>>19434923

Yukari was tricking Ran into thinking they were at a disadvantage so Ran would be more convincing in the Toyohime scene.

Did you actually believe Yukari telling the old "I was on the ship when it sank... and nobody got out!" story?

Ran thought they were in the trap of the Lunarian sage by the end, but Yukari knew the Lunarian sage's plans and had accounted for them, even timed the rocket landing and Toyohime coming down to Earth at the exact moment Yuyuko would leave.
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>>19434991
>beatrice
Please, that cross dresser is useless




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